ERLOG 2023-08-08

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02:05:46 Devastator: Mmm.
02:05:49 Devastator: saw oppenheimer.
02:06:01 Devastator: the term 'barn' came up, but nobody talked about the Dollar unit.
02:06:40 Egan: dolla
02:10:16 Devastator: yeah.
02:10:36 Devastator: those physicists really picked good names for the units they were working with.
02:10:56 Devastator: barn for how big a target is for a beam of particles.
02:11:08 Devastator: Dollars for how reactive something is.
02:11:23 Devastator: and 'shakes' for how much time there is to work with.
02:14:16 Egan: ahh, better
02:14:30 Egan: made the text big and white and the background dark grey :p
02:14:36 Devastator: hah.
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02:46:27 Topic for #einsteinianroulette: MJ should read Extinction!
02:46:27 Topic set by syv [Thursday 29 June 2023, 06:20:36]
02:55:43 Devastator: maybe I should start a new game.
02:56:03 Egan: got anything in mind?
02:57:32 Devastator: something involving racing.
02:57:53 Egan: nyoom
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03:11:57 MJ: Hiya ER Devastator
03:12:07 Egan: hey MJ
03:12:14 MJ: Hiya ER
03:12:18 MJ: how’re you?
03:12:22 Egan: sleepy
03:12:27 Egan: hugs?
03:12:27 MJ: Fair
03:12:31 MJ: Yes
03:12:39 MJ Hugs ER
03:12:40 Egan hugs mj
03:14:59 MJ: Have a good sleep ER
03:15:06 Egan: okay~
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03:30:00 Devastator: heya MJ.
03:30:02 Devastator: movie?
03:30:12 Egan: good night youse
03:30:15 Egan: <3
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04:04:05 MJ_: I swapped computers
04:04:17 MJ has quit [Quit: Leaving]
04:04:25 MJ_: I should say I sweapped from my phone to my computer
04:04:37 MJ_ is now known as MJ
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04:46:02 syv: Hot Fuzz torrent didn't actually download at all
04:46:02 Devastator: hey syv!
04:46:06 Devastator: :-(
04:46:08 syv: It's stuck at 0.0%
04:46:12 MJ: That sucks
04:46:18 syv: Sorry
04:46:40 Devastator: aww. Well, could maybe screen-share stream it for you.
04:48:25 syv: Eh
04:49:01 syv: We could watch helluva boss, MJ's been on about it lately
04:49:11 syv: I found a site that syncs YT videos, awhile back
04:49:35 MJ: It's quite funny
04:49:54 syv: Or watch without me
04:49:54 syv: I
04:50:00 syv: I've seen Hot Fuzz before
04:50:04 Devastator: mmm.
04:50:12 Devastator: I do want to watch it, I might not be here for the next few days.
04:50:16 Devastator: something came up.
04:50:25 Devastator: MJ, up for it?
04:50:25 MJ: I'm pretty sure we've all seen hot fuzz togehter to be honest
04:50:30 MJ: But sure
04:52:29 syv: Have fun
04:53:14 MJ: Syv we should watch helluva boss sometime though
04:53:15 Devastator: ok.
04:53:20 Devastator: go for it.
04:53:35 MJ: Wait so what are we doig then
04:53:39 MJ: I'm deeply confused
04:54:06 Devastator: watching Hot Fuzz.
04:54:07 MJ: Am I live streaming hottfuzz to syv? Or are we all watching helluva boss?
04:54:17 MJ: Okay
04:54:18 Devastator: syv says he'll skip it.
04:55:43 syv: Yes
04:55:48 MJ: Okay.
04:55:56 syv yawns
04:55:57 MJ: Well I have it pulled up.
04:56:01 Devastator: Ready?
04:56:08 MJ: yes
04:56:32 Devastator: 5
04:56:35 Devastator: 4
04:56:37 Devastator: 3
04:56:40 Devastator: 2
04:56:42 Devastator: 1
04:56:47 Devastator: go
04:56:58 MJ: sunrise
04:57:48 Devastator: clop
04:58:24 Devastator: please, what does a london bobby know about crowd control? I've seen their protests.
04:58:26 syv: *violent muffled clopping*
04:58:32 syv: *clop clop clop*
04:58:54 Devastator: they arrested three guys for storming the PM's house the other day.
04:59:01 MJ: If it was Ireland they'd know plenty, but uhh shit gets a bit darker there.
04:59:04 Devastator: they just wanted to drape a black banner down the front of it.
04:59:10 Devastator: or during the troubles, yes.
04:59:12 Devastator: also, ow.
04:59:16 MJ: yes
04:59:22 MJ: That's through the ligaments
04:59:34 MJ: fuck tendons
04:59:34 Devastator: how long a recovery?
05:00:09 MJ: uhh, adult male in good physical condition? Probably like 6-8 weeks depending on severity of the exact severing.
05:00:33 Devastator: mmm. Should be okay then.
05:00:36 MJ: Yeah.
05:01:01 Devastator: oh man.
05:01:08 Devastator: this is really getting the shaft.
05:01:17 Devastator: right proper ambush that.
05:01:19 MJ: Tendons will typically fully recover if you do enough PT, they're just very slow and won't allwyas be a 100%
05:02:21 MJ: I feel like this is some alternate discworld univerise where Carrot has been sucked into some modern dimension.
05:03:11 MJ: It's suprising how good you get at recognizing people in full getups.
05:03:51 Devastator: hah.
05:04:05 Devastator: "You can't switch off" indeed.
05:04:08 MJ: Heh
05:04:18 Devastator: 'gun cop'
05:04:23 Devastator: indeed, not America.
05:04:48 Devastator: uh oh, a model village.
05:04:52 Devastator: watch out for a goose.
05:04:54 Devastator: or a swan.
05:04:55 MJ: Heh
05:05:05 MJ: This is a good movie
05:05:38 MJ: I have to say this movie is great but Shaun of the dead is much more fun to watch ungodly drunk.
05:05:52 Devastator: I do like how incredibly discomforted this guy is already.
05:05:56 MJ: Ah Britian
05:05:59 Devastator: He's really good at acting like that.
05:06:02 MJ: Indeed
05:06:38 Devastator: Can't switch off, I bet.
05:06:48 MJ: Have you not seen this movie dev?
05:07:08 Devastator: Yes, but over ten years ago.
05:07:11 MJ: Ah
05:07:53 MJ: It's so funny how British underage kids in pubs are like 15 instead of like college kids.
05:08:50 Devastator: That's a lot of kids.
05:09:23 Devastator: that might be every kid in the village under 18.
05:09:35 MJ: Probably is yeah
05:11:05 MJ: Ah good he's doing PT on his hand
05:11:13 MJ: Very important
05:11:22 MJ: Shit will not heal right if you don't do PT
05:11:27 Devastator: Does supercop look like the guy who'd skip PT?
05:11:41 MJ: You'd be surprised.
05:12:08 MJ: But true, the living embdoiment of captain carrot would not skip PT
05:12:49 Devastator: Damn.
05:13:12 Devastator: I do like how compact this is with storytelling.
05:13:17 MJ: It really is
05:13:20 MJ: Very tight
05:14:39 Devastator: the code for the evidence room is the code to dial the police in britain.
05:14:45 MJ: Heh
05:14:48 MJ: I didn't realize that
05:14:54 Devastator: yeah, '999'
05:14:58 MJ: Heh
05:15:04 MJ: We do 911
05:15:13 MJ: What's canadas?
05:15:16 Devastator: Same.
05:15:20 MJ: 911?
05:15:29 MJ: or 999
05:15:30 Devastator: `1
05:15:32 Devastator: 911
05:15:36 MJ: Ah
05:15:49 Devastator: oh god this guy.
05:16:34 MJ: which guy?
05:16:41 Devastator: the professional busybody.
05:16:45 MJ: Ah yes
05:17:08 MJ: It was a very weird thing when I visited britian to see people drinking during lunch.
05:17:27 Devastator: best time.
05:17:34 Devastator: but yeah, it's unusual around here.
05:18:11 Devastator: heh.
05:18:14 Devastator: oh god.
05:18:49 Devastator: Yeah, this is good.
05:18:51 MJ: I've never seen it outside of fraternity stuff, but I also grew up around docs, where that is rather deeply discouraged heh. :P
05:19:25 Devastator: There aren't a whole lot of pubs here.
05:19:29 Devastator: could stand to be a few more, really.
05:20:10 Devastator: mostly people throw house parties.
05:20:17 MJ: Ah, those are quite fun
05:20:26 MJ: I just like parties et all
05:21:43 Devastator: ouch.
05:22:20 Devastator: hah.
05:22:27 MJ: hahahaa
05:22:32 Devastator: Mr pisstaker indeed.
05:22:36 MJ: Indeed
05:22:48 MJ: heh wents to hit the swan
05:23:09 MJ: I knew a guy who could call swans and ducks with just his mouth and hand
05:23:50 Devastator: Haha.
05:24:01 Devastator: also fuck, useless man knows everyone in the village.
05:24:06 Devastator: can't do that in the city.
05:24:11 MJ: Indeed
05:24:58 Devastator: and everyone here is totally psychotic, so..
05:25:40 Devastator: uh oh, it's hat guy.
05:25:44 MJ: Indeed
05:26:03 Devastator: butterman gonna use a shortcut and appear out of nowhere ahead of him?
05:26:25 MJ: I would bet so.
05:27:24 MJ: Everytime I see him bust through that wall I laugh
05:27:37 Devastator: there's a vid on reddit of a bear doing that.
05:28:00 Devastator: trying to vault a fence and kicking through it instead.
05:28:03 MJ: hdh
05:31:14 Devastator: incredibly intimidating notebook.
05:31:19 MJ: Indeed
05:31:30 MJ: That's pretty good aninmation
05:32:10 MJ: heh
05:32:22 Devastator: "I can't go into the pub, the proprietor might kill me.
05:33:00 MJ: hahahahah
05:33:21 Devastator: hey, you can do whatever you want in amateur plays.
05:33:32 MJ: True
05:33:44 MJ: I've seen one ametur play and had a fun time.
05:34:01 Devastator: oh?
05:34:14 Devastator: What was going on?
05:34:24 MJ: It was a romeo and juliet actually
05:34:31 Devastator: Hah!
05:34:34 MJ: But done pretty straight.
05:34:40 Devastator: did they finish with a singer number?
05:34:49 MJ: I don't belive so, but it was years ago
05:35:33 Devastator: good job missing axeman.
05:35:38 MJ: Indeed
05:36:01 Devastator: Did you see the loweringthebar thing about the axe car?
05:36:07 MJ: I did
05:36:21 Devastator: yeah, seemed like 'reasonable suspicion.
05:36:40 MJ: Yeah, I would at least like a vague explanation of axe embded in car roof.
05:37:17 Devastator: He really should be questioning harder how literally everyone knows everything.
05:37:23 Devastator: but I guess if Butterman knows everything.
05:37:31 MJ: I like how all of them are just blocking traffic
05:37:36 MJ: Just to gossip
05:37:40 Devastator: oh yeah.
05:37:52 Devastator: normal village something like that would be the most interesting thing to happen for some time.
05:38:05 MJ: Yeah
05:40:08 Devastator: "Even I don't want to do this much paperwork."
05:40:35 MJ: hahahah
05:40:38 Devastator: Heh.
05:41:18 Devastator: ...Apparently he does want to do that much paperwork.
05:41:26 MJ: A true terminator
05:41:26 Devastator: I suppose Butterman would happily help.
05:43:20 MJ: Hey it's me talking about being a docotor
05:43:29 Devastator: heh.
05:44:33 Devastator: That is a good trick.
05:45:03 MJ: It really is
05:45:18 Devastator: got height on the packet.
05:45:25 Devastator: whoops.
05:45:37 MJ: Yups
05:46:04 MJ: Heh, that's a good trick
05:46:08 Devastator: it is.
05:46:54 Devastator: stab stab stab.
05:47:04 MJ: There's something lovely about drinking at night while wearing a jacket, and then having more beer when you get back to your buddies place.
05:47:14 Devastator: heh.
05:47:26 Devastator: ..this is a good movie.
05:47:32 MJ: It really is
05:47:59 MJ: There's nothing better then being good at what you do honestly.
05:48:52 Devastator: boom
05:49:23 MJ: It's well shot to be sure
05:49:55 Devastator: bacon at night is underrated.
05:50:00 Devastator: ..except maybe in Britain.
05:50:07 MJ: Is british bacon bad?
05:50:22 Devastator: no, they just deeply respect the late-night fry-up.
05:50:27 MJ: ah
05:50:39 MJ: Heh, that's a very good song
05:52:12 Devastator: That's the look of a man stuck in purgatory.
05:52:18 MJ: Drinking while wandering around a town fair is underrated honestly
05:53:52 MJ: Oof, those things can hurt at close range
05:55:56 Devastator: pyramid head.
05:55:59 MJ: Heh
05:56:20 MJ: That's a typically not compatible with life, shockinglly
05:56:40 MJ: Who would have thought I know
05:57:10 Devastator: 'direct traffic'
05:57:47 MJ: I like their hats being water proofed with plastic coverings
05:58:54 Devastator: Never get between a man and his monkey.
05:59:38 Devastator: whoops, busy doing some detecting.
05:59:49 MJ: indeed
06:00:15 Devastator: ....
06:00:27 Devastator: who in Britain can't normally pronounce "london?"
06:00:39 MJ: SOmeone must
06:03:05 Devastator: Ahh, the villager who knows everything.
06:03:10 MJ: Yup
06:03:47 MJ: oof, right in the trachea, hits carotid and jugular.
06:04:07 Devastator: totally not a stunt double. ;-p
06:04:25 MJ: heh
06:05:32 Devastator: Ahh, high-powered madness.
06:05:36 MJ: Indeed
06:05:46 MJ: Instutinoal inertia
06:05:57 Devastator: This is worse than inertia.
06:06:00 MJ: True
06:08:38 Devastator: It's going to be totally wrong, right?
06:08:47 MJ: Pretty much
06:11:00 Devastator: It doesn't get him off, it just means he needs to identify the man in black.
06:11:08 Devastator: and pray it isn't the Dread Pirate Roberts.
06:11:13 MJ: heh
06:13:13 Devastator: FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD!
06:13:25 Devastator: but this is madness-town.
06:13:29 MJ: Yeah that's not a normal actuarial number
06:14:39 MJ: poor yarg
06:14:53 MJ: He's just trying to be helpful
06:14:58 Devastator: Lurch.
06:15:01 MJ: yes
06:15:16 Devastator: Hah.
06:15:27 MJ: heh
06:16:37 Devastator: Lord of the walkie talkie.
06:16:41 MJ: heh
06:18:51 MJ: I love how insanse their reasons are
06:19:50 Devastator: extreme insanity.
06:20:09 MJ: it really is
06:21:00 Devastator: ahh, this is glorious.
06:23:07 Devastator: statue guy still alive? ;-p
06:23:11 Devastator: just dedicated to the bit?
06:23:19 MJ: He's actually still alive
06:23:34 MJ: They've just convinced him to stay like that
06:25:04 Devastator: They enjoyed this scene too much.
06:25:10 MJ: yeah
06:25:22 Devastator: That's the thing of it, the principals really, really enjoyed making the movie.
06:25:28 Devastator: always comes through in the product.
06:25:36 MJ: yup
06:26:27 Devastator: "My battlefield lies elsewhere"
06:26:32 MJ: heh
06:26:57 Devastator: Sergant Angel.
06:27:05 Devastator: ..you'd think they could get some washed up old cop.
06:27:13 Devastator: instead of Angel.
06:27:22 MJ: true
06:27:32 Devastator: maybe they were hoping for one.
06:28:09 MJ: probably were and just got unlucky
06:28:33 MJ: heh, angel has gun angel wings
06:28:38 Devastator: gonna deputize the kids?
06:28:40 Devastator: hah.
06:28:42 MJ: heh
06:29:38 Devastator: is he going to fire two guns while lieaping through the air?
06:29:42 MJ: I hope so
06:31:03 Devastator: ahh, more guns than an action movie.
06:31:08 MJ: yup
06:31:28 Devastator: they must have had so much fun with this.
06:31:39 MJ: I'm sure
06:32:14 Devastator: "Okay, this is the scene where you take the blanket off your tray to reveal two pistols. Later you'll be rolling down the street firing one with each hand."
06:32:23 MJ: heh yeah
06:32:47 Devastator: like, they don't cast these actors in those kind of roles very often.
06:32:58 Devastator: and here's the septagenurian swordfighting.
06:33:01 MJ: They really don't
06:33:08 MJ: Must have been fun
06:33:16 syv: Ben!
06:33:33 MJ: ben?
06:33:38 MJ: hahahaha
06:33:49 MJ: He just has two trick pistols
06:34:26 Devastator: saved by negligent discharge man.
06:35:06 Devastator: I suppose it's the simon pegg nick frost standard. Normal place, everything's totally fucked up.
06:35:33 MJ: oof, amputation of first phalange and severe damage to 1 metatarsal via shotgun blast, not fun.
06:38:15 syv: Ben was my character in NJW's contemporary magic fantasy game
06:38:22 MJ: ah
06:38:28 Devastator: Ahh, yeah, that one.
06:38:36 Devastator: yeah, ben could carry too many guns.
06:38:47 syv: He was a septuagenarian claiming to have been in WWII, and was heavily built towards melee combat and guns
06:39:24 Devastator: and cannibalism.
06:39:36 Devastator: and fortunately got his face changed to avoid the london bobbies.
06:40:15 MJ: I love that they have evidence tags on all their guns
06:40:19 Devastator: This is a much better scene for a final shootout than the normal random industrial building.
06:40:22 Devastator: and yeah, that's hilaroius.
06:40:27 Devastator: -so- much paperwork.
06:40:29 MJ: Indeed
06:41:01 Devastator: Hah.
06:42:50 MJ: heh
06:42:59 Devastator: They going to win anyway? ;-p
06:43:30 MJ: I feel like they could do this much more efficently by just threating bribing or blackmailing the judges
06:44:24 MJ: And that's why you wear seatbelts
06:45:39 MJ: I love that this is like an old godzilla movie
06:46:09 Devastator: "Aaron A. Aaronson."
06:46:20 MJ: ooof, that takes out the tongue muscles
06:46:47 Devastator: how surviveable is that?
06:47:04 MJ: Actuallly quite
06:47:27 Devastator: Told ya.
06:47:37 Devastator: whenever you've got a model village you gotta watch out for a goose.
06:48:40 Devastator: considerable amount of paperwork indeed.
06:49:55 MJ: That spike is esssneitlly putting pressure on the wound so he's at little risk of bleeding out from having a huge hole, and like that's a well vasculirized part of your face it's not like the your main carotid, branch sure, but overall fairly survivable with somewhat prompt medical attention and assuming no one takes the spike out. Now your soft palate is fucked and i have no idea how repairable that is.
06:50:00 Devastator: Checkov's mine.
06:50:03 MJ: heh
06:50:08 Devastator: Huh.
06:50:12 Devastator: well they didn't remove the spike.
06:50:24 Devastator: although they'd probably remove it before he gets photographed for the arrest.
06:50:34 MJ: I would assume so.
06:50:48 MJ: But they would probably pack the wound after that
06:51:36 Devastator: that said, palate repair is a very well practiced area of medicine.
06:51:41 MJ: Oh yeah
06:52:13 MJ: I'm sure it's quite repairable, I just don't have any training on that yert
06:52:15 MJ: ^yet
06:52:16 Devastator: Yeah, that's a good movie.
06:52:22 MJ: It really is
06:52:29 Devastator: Thanks for staying up.
06:52:46 Devastator: See you later. Might not be around much for the rest of the week.
06:53:46 MJ: Gotcha.
06:53:55 Devastator: "Music supervisor, Nick Angel"
06:54:01 MJ: heh
06:54:03 Devastator: so that just a joke or is there someone actually named that?
06:54:12 MJ: I'm not sure
06:54:17 MJ: That seems like an odd joke
06:54:27 MJ: Since it's not like Angel listens to much usic
06:54:40 MJ: Anyway, i'm going to bed
06:54:41 MJ: Goodngiht
06:54:42 Devastator: Swan was named Elvis.
06:54:44 Devastator: see you.
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07:59:56 syv: Apparently Saya No Uta is on sale on Steam!
08:00:30 syv: This is deeply amusing to me for some reason
09:22:51 Devastator: hah.
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10:27:50 Topic for #einsteinianroulette: MJ should read Extinction!
10:27:50 Topic set by syv [Thursday 29 June 2023, 06:20:36]
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19:16:53 Egan: hi Devastator
19:21:35 Egan: yeah there's a VN-themed sale on steam so you could probably find several sicko and/or edgy as fuck VNs at incredible prices!!!!
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