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06:49:43 Devastator: did you get boozed up?
06:50:37 MJ: I think my family has consumed enough booze to kill an elephant.
06:51:14 MJ: I’m currently watching some movie about a medic in WWII
06:51:27 MJ: Their tornqoueit technique is shitty and I’m annoyed
06:51:32 Devastator: How about Andrew Cunningham.
06:53:04 MJ: Like for future reference if you ever need to improvise a tornoquiet from a belt don’t just loop it through the belt and pull find a stick or something ridiged that can be turned out it through the belt loop and then just fucking turn it until the bleeding stops
06:53:24 MJ: Trying to just cinch it down like a normal belt is doomed to fail.
06:53:55 MJ: Also they put the damn tornoquiet too damn low.
06:54:45 MJ: 2 inches above the damn wound and always on a bone not a joint.
06:55:22 Devastator: This guy was a proper miscreant.
06:55:30 Devastator: he stole a ships boat earlier on his career.
06:58:14 Devastator: well, he put in the paperwork to get his hands on a newer one, and when it was refused, just swapped them over anyway without orders.
06:58:25 Devastator: he got a nasty letter, which he just burned, and nobody pressed anything about it.
06:58:43 MJ: God this movie is like man this is why the Russians keep fucking dieing of shitty tornoqueits.
06:59:24 MJ: Because fuck I thought they learned this in WWII if it’s not a fucking windlass it’s not a fucking actual tornoquiet
07:00:06 syv: Dude, the only thing they learned from WWII is that nazis make for a great villain
07:00:09 Devastator: Also has a bit where he's coming off his first service as an ensign, which featured a seven-month stint ashore manning a gun battery improvised for the Boer War and featuring extra pay.
07:00:16 MJ: I mean it can be but it’s just not very good
07:00:37 Devastator: when he got paid off they gave the kid a bag of a hundred gold sovereigns (in 1900)
07:04:11 MJ: The medic hasn’t learned triage yet. And that tornoquiet is not tight enough but it’s fine.
07:05:19 MJ: Triage is fucked up. It’s like let’s violate everything your ever taught in medicine. But also like if you don’t do it you’ll violate even more ethics.
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07:16:53 MJ_: Also they keep moving people suffering from blast wounds without evaluating if they have a broken neck or spine. Which is dumb.
07:17:34 MJ_: Like fine for getting them out of fire. But like you’ve got time now thst they aren’t in comsbet. Fucking check.
07:48:09 MJ_: God damnit and the surgeon isn’t wearing a mask
07:48:53 MJ_: Wear a fucking surgical mask. Like the one wrapped around your neck.
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07:53:02 MJ: Okay this movie is fucking stupid.
07:53:57 Devastator: Did they kill someone?
07:54:27 MJ: The pacifist killed someone by deflecting s grenade
07:55:11 MJ: Thus undermining their entire fucking point.
07:59:44 MJ: Movie is hacksaw ridge in case you were curious
08:01:10 ER: can't have the actors wear masks in scenes, then you can't see all that face we payed for! :p
08:02:10 MJ: Heh. Probably some truth to that
08:03:32 Devastator: The video ends with Cunningham's commanding officer calling him out for exceptional valour and decision.
08:03:48 Devastator: ..who was a guy, who at 73 in WW2, attacked an Italian tank with a pistol.
08:04:29 Devastator: "Exceptional Valour and unerring Resolution."
08:05:08 Devastator: Wow, he had a DSO and two bars before WW2 started.
08:05:17 Devastator: (means he won it three times.)
08:05:36 MJ: That’s impressive by itself
08:06:02 Devastator: yeah, I don't know of anyone else who won it three times.
08:06:24 Devastator: Seems there's a fair number.
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08:33:31 syv: The question is, did he win using the pistol?
08:34:26 Devastator: I doubt it, though.
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10:12:02 syv: It's five in the morning and you drank enough alcohol to kill a smaller animal
10:12:12 syv: The fsct that you're conscious is remarkable
10:12:28 MJ: Considering I’ve been drinking since noon
10:13:10 syv: Are you sure your booze wasn't replaced with flavored water?
10:13:25 MJ: I’m pretty sure? It still has the bud light branding on it
10:15:42 Devastator: that's questionable.
10:16:34 MJ: True. I can drink an excessive amount of bud light and be fine.
10:17:28 Devastator: it's questionable if you can tell it from piss. ;-p
10:19:37 MJ: I know there was one time over the course of like 3ish hours in college I drank most of a case of bud and was largelly fine. But I can’t drink like that anymore.
10:24:08 Devastator: Do look at that,
MJ, you'll enjoy it.
10:29:03 MJ: I do wonder how that places buisness model works. But it is cool.
10:29:22 Devastator: They won't sell a jillion, but they're totally getting paid for inventing that.
10:30:12 Devastator: and it almost certainly would help out if you can do that.
10:30:21 Devastator: I'm wondering what their turnaround time is.
10:30:26 Devastator: that seems important to me.
10:31:34 MJ: Yeah. Med schools would want it that’s for sure. But I’m not totally sure if practicing surgeons would want it because it’s not like you get paid for practice and by the time your a full surgeon it’s expected you can do it already. But for like super high risk stuff maybe.
10:31:46 MJ: And yeah turnaround time would be very important.
10:32:16 MJ: No point in practicing a high risk surgery if the whole reason it’s high risk is you need to do it really quickly
10:32:29 Devastator: Yeah, I can't see them doing it for most surgeries, but medical schools and shit like heads of state.
10:33:01 Devastator: like when Regan visited the phillipines they literally had teams of surgeons flown to there in case something happened.
10:33:33 Devastator: head a story from a guy who had to put together basically a diplomatic bag of all the electronics repair tools he could want, because he was essentially the best guy in the entire navy for certain equipment.
10:33:52 Devastator: "Why is this radioactive?'
10:36:17 MJ: I’m sure they have teams that followed trump and follow Biden around.
10:36:19 Devastator: Yes, that was literally one of the questions.
10:36:44 MJ: I know Kennedy had a team that followed him around.
10:37:02 MJ: Especially since he was always on the brink from Addison.
10:38:58 MJ: Adison’s was treated very oddly back then.
10:39:45 MJ: But now adays it’s just various steroids.
10:41:15 Devastator: that's everything, isn't it? ;-p
10:41:54 MJ: Heh. Your not wrong. In this case it’s like cortisol and aldosterone I think.
10:42:58 MJ: But I think back in the day they literally just gave you a shit ton of amphetiamines and called it a day.
10:44:30 MJ: I think at that point they figured out it mostly just killed you slightly slower then whatever dies ease it was you had
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10:45:43 MJ: IIRC I think Kennedy was on a combination of steroid and amphetamines
10:45:55 MJ: Been a while since I read up on it
10:47:09 MJ: Goodnight gentlemen. And happy new year. Let’s hope this next one continues to be a shorty one for dictators.
10:48:42 Devastator: I'm fine with 'shorty' because it implies they don't make it until the end of the year.
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22:08:09 Nikitian: Happy New Year, friends!
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