ERLOG 2022-10-27

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03:00:15 MJ has joined #einsteinianroulette
03:00:18 MJ: lo
03:00:25 Devastator: 'lo
03:00:37 MJ: how're you?
03:01:03 Devastator: mmm
03:01:05 Devastator: ok
03:01:22 MJ: Alright
03:01:38 MJ: Was very concerned in anatomy today
03:01:57 Devastator: oh?
03:02:40 MJ: Scalpel slipped out of my partners hand and cut through my glove and I could feel it scrape by my knuckle right where the tendon was.
03:02:52 MJ: So I was very worried until I realized it wasn't bleeding
03:02:58 MJ: So I got stupid fucking lucky
03:02:58 Devastator: !
03:03:01 Devastator: That is worrying.
03:03:16 MJ: Yeah, no cut or anything beyond on my glove.
03:03:25 Devastator: phew.
03:03:46 MJ: Yeah, I was about to have a very bad day
03:04:29 MJ: And that's why when scalpel blades start to get dull you swap them out instead of just keep cutting, because shit like that happens
03:05:06 MJ: But yeah, vaccine kicked my ass all day so I've not done much
03:05:21 Devastator: ok
03:05:35 Devastator: well, hope your partner learned something. ;-p
03:05:41 MJ: He seemed to.
03:05:51 MJ: He changed his blade head
03:06:23 MJ: But ooh, when you can feel a blade scrape by your skin that's a spooky feeling.
03:06:54 Devastator: Indeed.
03:06:57 Devastator: I've never had that.
03:07:05 Devastator: and not with something like a scalpel.
03:08:18 MJ: Yeah, and the thing with scalpels is that they're so sharp it can take a sec for them to start bleeding/hurt, so I was just staring at it for a sec watiing for something to happen and it didn't, so I was pretty happy after that.
03:08:31 Devastator: phew.
03:08:51 MJ: Yup, welp, fix anything intresting?
03:09:10 Devastator: No, not today.
03:09:17 MJ: mmm
03:09:18 Devastator: had a lot of boring stuff.
03:09:32 Devastator: lots of resetting washers and such.
03:09:44 MJ: how does one reset a washer?
03:10:39 Devastator: Push buttons telling it to start over and move to where it quit at.
03:10:49 Devastator: it's not hard, but you need to know how to do it.
03:10:54 MJ: Ah.
03:11:11 Devastator: oh, also, we brought in a towel folder we had out back for about a year.
03:11:20 Devastator: looks like a transformer broke on it.
03:11:41 MJ: Wait there are machines that can fold towels?
03:11:50 Devastator: Yes
03:11:52 MJ: I honestly did not know that
03:12:05 Devastator: Care to guess how it works?
03:12:34 MJ: I feel like it grabs the edges and theres some kind of axis in the middle it folds around?
03:12:41 MJ: no idea honestly
03:12:55 Devastator: You've got it.
03:13:08 Devastator: axis in the middle is two long metal flat bits, like forklift forks, say.
03:13:12 Devastator: but much smoother.
03:13:24 Devastator: the towel rides coveyors under it.
03:13:45 Devastator: there's a photosensor that adjusts their location to the middle of the towel.
03:13:58 Devastator: and the ends are lifted up by bursts of air.
03:14:20 MJ: That's really neat
03:14:30 Devastator: It then goes through a few conveyor bends to get folded in the middle again.
03:14:53 MJ: do the towels come in rumpled or flat?
03:15:12 Devastator: This is after they've been washed.
03:15:17 Devastator: and dried.
03:15:38 Devastator: they're in fairly good shape.
03:15:45 MJ: Neat, are they dried in like a normal drier? just gigantic?
03:15:50 Devastator: Yeah.
03:15:55 Devastator: big washers are much different than small washers.
03:15:59 Devastator: big dryers are almost the same.
03:16:22 MJ: Neat
03:18:31 MJ: I watched a lot of that two of these people are lying while recovering from the shot It was quite good.
03:19:23 Devastator: his channel and shows are really really good.
03:20:54 MJ: watching him try to guess these are hilariosu
03:21:03 Devastator: yes.
03:21:07 Devastator: it's just hilarious in general.
03:21:35 MJ: It's that combination of BSing and fact that I love
03:22:04 Devastator: oh.
03:22:06 Devastator: also.
03:22:17 Devastator: need orders in this, if you've got a few minutes.
03:22:18 Devastator: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=180386.0
03:25:59 MJ: Uhh, one thing I'm not tottally sure I follow, is the big bird that kocked it's cage over the invisi bird?
03:26:05 MJ: Or are they differnt birds?
03:27:35 MJ: dev?
03:27:42 Devastator: invisibird knocked over its cage.
03:27:45 Devastator: and buggered off somewhere.
03:27:54 Devastator: it runs like that game I ran on here, basically.
03:28:00 MJ: Ah.
03:32:04 Devastator: `roll 1d10
03:32:04 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 1 <Total: 1>
03:34:35 Devastator: heh.
03:34:37 Devastator: yay, thanks.
03:34:44 Devastator: although you don't need to break it, it's open now. ;-p
03:35:08 MJ: Ah well, may as well test out or new bulk on something
03:35:21 MJ: Plus breaking shit is fun
03:36:06 Devastator: I mean, trying to break stuff is fine.
03:36:10 Devastator: doing extinction first though.
03:36:14 Devastator: eh, I'll roll for that.
03:36:17 Devastator: `roll 1d12
03:36:17 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 10 <Total: 10>
03:36:24 Devastator: looks like you do break it and gain +1 str.
03:36:45 MJ: Yay
03:37:28 Devastator: stats don't add bonuses but increase the range of things you can do.
03:37:34 Devastator: skills add bonuses.
03:43:16 Devastator: `roll 1d10
03:43:16 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 1 <Total: 1>
03:44:17 Devastator: `roll 1d10
03:44:17 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 8 <Total: 8>
03:44:19 Devastator: `roll 1d10
03:44:19 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 3 <Total: 3>
03:45:42 Devastator: `roll 8d6
03:45:42 GameServ: Devastator rolled 8d6: 1 2 4 2 1 5 1 6 <Total: 22>
03:45:51 Devastator: T, T, A, T, T, S, T, W
03:46:01 Devastator: `roll 5d8
03:46:01 GameServ: Devastator rolled 5d8: 1 6 4 3 6 <Total: 20>
03:46:08 Devastator: `roll 1d8
03:46:09 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d8: 7 <Total: 7>
03:46:13 Devastator: `roll 1d8
03:46:13 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d8: 8 <Total: 8>
03:46:15 Devastator: `roll 1d8
03:46:15 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d8: 5 <Total: 5>
03:53:19 MJ: Well dev I should go to bed.
03:53:25 MJ: Sorry I can't stay for long
04:17:04 MJ: Welp, goodnight
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21:31:30 Topic set by syv [Saturday 22 May 2021, 04:44:55]
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