ERLOG 2022-05-11

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02:52:22 MidJag has joined #einsteinianroulette
02:52:32 MidJag: lo
02:56:40 MidJag: devastator
03:07:06 Devastator: 'lo
03:07:08 Devastator: MidJag
03:07:41 MidJag: Hiya de
03:07:42 MidJag: v
03:17:15 MidJag: What've you been up too?
03:17:34 Devastator: working too hard, mostly.
03:19:19 Devastator: also need to disable the wonder videos in SMAC, as they cause the game to crash.
03:19:27 MidJag: Ah
03:19:33 MidJag: Always a problem
03:21:53 Devastator: it's in in-game options.
03:21:55 Devastator: so there, done.
03:22:00 MidJag: Nice
03:23:36 Devastator: yup, 'secret project videos.
03:25:29 Devastator: okay.
03:25:35 Devastator: now I gotta figure out what resolution it's playing in.
03:25:57 MidJag: ah
03:29:44 Devastator: I think it's just 1024x768
03:29:49 MidJag: ah
03:37:00 Devastator: would you mind confirming that it works for me?
03:37:05 MidJag: sure
03:37:26 Devastator: aight. I'll be in the voice channel on steam as I can't read during fullscreen.
03:37:34 MidJag: okay
04:04:32 Devastator: thanks.
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05:15:47 syv: Hello, cards of a ransom
05:47:05 Devastator: hello.
05:47:53 Devastator: apparently streaming SMAC is extremely difficult.
05:48:05 MidJag: hiya
05:48:18 Devastator: hiya.
05:48:40 syv: BOOLET FRENS
05:49:03 MidJag: And who would have gussed streaming a game made before streaming was even an idea would be hard :P
05:49:10 Devastator: also fuck anxiety.
05:49:31 Devastator: gotta read stirk's game.
05:49:56 syv: Honestly MJ, it is a little surprising
05:50:07 syv: Dev's streamed fucking -Autoduel-
05:50:12 syv: Without any trouble at all
05:50:16 Devastator: that was in a VM.
05:50:32 syv: Ahhh
05:50:42 syv: So you need to run SMAC in a VM
05:50:48 Devastator: Yes, that would stand to reason.
05:53:18 Devastator: oh, we played some Vagante.
05:53:30 Devastator: it went not bad but not amazing.
05:55:31 syv: Existing!
05:55:49 Devastator: got a cursed ring of see healthbars.
05:55:55 Devastator: dumped it on the cursed altar.
05:56:01 Devastator: turned into a super ring.
05:56:06 syv: That sounds like a curse you would complain about, Dev
05:56:11 syv: Only you*
05:56:22 syv: "God damn it! The game isn't hiding information from me!"
05:56:26 Devastator: hey, I hung onto it in case of finding a super altar. ;-p
05:56:35 Devastator: nah, I haven't beaten the game yet.
05:57:39 MidJag: Yeah, I died mutliple times as awlays
06:00:00 syv: Understandable, me too
06:01:35 MidJag: Yeah, I can beat Celeste but definetly not this game
06:09:20 MidJag: So turns out there is Indian Folk metal
06:09:24 MidJag: And it's kinda awesome
06:10:18 MidJag: Thus adding too my list of obscure folk metal bands.
06:10:22 MidJag: ^to
06:10:29 Devastator: heh
06:13:36 Devastator: also gotta do extinction
06:16:00 MidJag: Good luck
06:16:08 Devastator: yeah, this turn isn't so hard.
06:16:14 Devastator: just gotta look up dwarf HP.
06:17:08 Devastator: okay, and dwarf roll.
06:17:18 Devastator: 6+ is a save.
06:17:25 Devastator: `roll 1d10
06:17:25 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 9 <Total: 9>
06:17:31 Devastator: That's a save.
06:23:02 Devastator: Now for Trence-related instakill.
06:23:04 Devastator: `roll 1d10
06:23:05 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 9 <Total: 9>
06:23:09 Devastator: nope, he's fine there.
06:23:21 Devastator: does he get chomped, though?
06:23:24 Devastator: need 8+
06:23:26 Devastator: `roll 1d10
06:23:26 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 5 <Total: 5>
06:23:29 Devastator: and he's chomped.
06:24:35 MidJag: What's weird is that they're songs are like half english half in hindi. So your kinda like vibing to words you don't understand and then suddenly your like oh shit it's english again.
06:24:45 Devastator: heh
06:25:37 Devastator: Chomp only does normal damage, so, knock that off.
06:27:52 Devastator: `roll 1d3
06:27:52 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d3: 3 <Total: 3>
06:27:57 Devastator: oh come on.
06:28:37 Devastator: I'm gonna rule that if Trence chomps someone they can only attack him while chomped.
06:28:52 MidJag: What do you mean?
06:29:50 Devastator: basically the dwarf has a dragon grabbing his side with its mouth.
06:30:03 Devastator: so he can't go hit someone else.
06:30:18 MidJag: Makes sense
06:31:16 Devastator: lets see.. this guy does 4d10+8 base.
06:31:23 MidJag: fucking christ
06:31:30 Devastator: +1 attack, no defense modifiers for Trence other than his armour and dragon scales.
06:31:55 Devastator: +1 attack and Power Stab is double.
06:32:03 Devastator: `roll 4d10+8
06:32:03 GameServ: Devastator rolled 4d10: 5 9 1 6 <Total: 21(+8) = 29>
06:32:09 Devastator: 58 damage.
06:32:10 MidJag: ouch
06:32:20 Devastator: yeah, but he's tired next round.
06:32:37 MidJag: I would be to if a dragon was eating me
06:32:48 Devastator: hey, trence gets chomp damage and a normal attack.
06:32:52 MidJag: Heh
06:33:04 Devastator: but it'll be tough due to that asshole's spell.
06:33:40 MidJag: Fucking wizards, ruining everything
06:34:10 Devastator: yeah.
06:34:25 Devastator: have to add more damage, forgot trence has a better weapon than the standard scaling factor.
06:34:33 Devastator: there we go.
06:36:51 Devastator: anyway, armour's easy. Trence gets 6 damage reduction from armour, 1 from being a dragon, and an extra 1 from dragon scales.
06:36:55 Devastator: so an even 50.
06:39:09 MidJag: Dwarfs hit harder then dragons. I'll keep that in mind if I ever get asked which species I'd prefer to be punched by.
06:39:25 Devastator: I don't judge the PCs on that scale.
06:40:01 syv: Chomp means they can only attack Trence?!
06:40:04 syv: WE HAVE A TAUNT
06:40:06 syv: WOOOOOO
06:40:16 syv: Does that apply to spells too?
06:40:19 Devastator: yeah, he rolled to hit Sessha, but that sounded dumb when trying to explain it.
06:40:26 Devastator: to describe it.
06:40:43 Devastator: hell you add in big dragon 'chomp' will mean 'inside mouth.' ;-p
06:42:06 Devastator: `roll 1d10
06:42:06 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 4 <Total: 4>
06:42:10 MidJag: Chomp has evolved to CHUG
06:42:11 Devastator: nope, still blinded.
06:43:05 Devastator: mmm.
06:43:11 Devastator: I'm gonna say you can chomp multiple times.
06:45:52 Devastator: Post up.
06:47:52 syv: Clouds
06:50:43 syv: The dwarf got buffed?
06:51:20 syv: He has attack ++ defense ++ now, when he only had + in each before
06:51:21 Devastator: he's got Juggernaut on him.
06:51:35 syv: Okay...
06:51:42 syv: _Does_ that effect end if he's stunned?
06:51:53 Devastator: At the end of his turn if he fails to attack it does.
06:52:05 Devastator: I'll have Sessha say something about that.
06:52:49 Devastator: there.
06:53:17 syv: That's not actually saying the same thing
06:53:31 syv: "He can only attack" != "The effect ends if he doesn't attack"
06:55:22 Devastator: It ends, but the buff doesn't, so it'll start over again.
06:55:30 Devastator: that is, it'll reset back to no bonus.
07:03:00 MidJag: I wonder if you had a good enough neural interface if you could essentially geo fence peoples optic nerves, so they literally wouldn't see certain people or things. That's a concering thought. Heh, maybe that's Musks end game.
07:03:22 Devastator: I'm sure you could.
07:03:50 MidJag: Yeah, could be a fun cyberpunk thing.
07:05:08 MidJag: Heh, I can see the headlines now, CCP buys Neuralink, mandates for all citizens below senior party rank.
07:05:20 MidJag: Would be rather fucked up
07:08:23 Devastator: mmm.
07:08:36 Devastator: That's how magic invisibility works in shadowrun.
07:10:32 MidJag: Ah
07:12:16 MidJag: Anyway I should go to bed
07:13:08 Devastator: Goodnight Jaggers.
07:13:42 MidJag: goodnight dev
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07:16:06 syv: Goodnight
07:35:56 Devastator: It might be better if you ask the question in thread.
09:45:20 syv: Well, the two discord kids submitted their starting conditions in the BR game.
09:45:29 syv: Now just need Egan, and the game will begin.
11:05:26 Devastator: sweet jesus.
11:05:41 Devastator: reading the splatbook options we were given in that game.
11:05:46 Devastator: they're all ridiculously broken.
11:06:08 syv: Oh?
11:06:21 Devastator: Yeah, I mean..
11:06:22 syv: You get to play grey knights?
11:06:28 Devastator: Basically. ;-p
11:06:40 Devastator: CQB: Your main guns are downgraded to carbines instead of rifles.
11:06:50 Devastator: except they get an extra item that makes them better.
11:07:22 Devastator: You also get an armour upgrade that's not purchasable in standard
11:07:43 Devastator: a free knife with armour penetration
11:08:00 Devastator: and a massive bonus when firing at point blank range.
11:08:58 Devastator: There's also a wide range of "drawbacks" that'll never see play.
11:09:15 Devastator: Drawback: You need to make a willpower check when ordered to retreat from a lost battle.
11:09:27 Devastator: How often do you think that'll actually come up in someone's game?
11:11:06 Devastator: A couple of them seem pretty reasonable options, like this one that means everyone in your regimental leadership are idiots, and thus giving commands has a hefty penalty. That's real.
11:13:10 Devastator: You can also buy off the downgrade of CQB for 3 points.
11:15:38 syv: "Pay us money to get your GM to give you a power upgrade :)"
11:16:22 Devastator: Yeah, that's splatbooks.
11:16:27 Devastator: gah, I don't want these bonuses.
11:16:33 Devastator: I don't want to think about them.
11:23:34 syv: Maybe you don't like this game with this GM
11:42:41 syv: Damn it, I want Egan to do his thing in the game so I can run it. :<
11:43:48 syv: Guess I can preroll loot
11:43:51 syv: `1d12
11:43:58 syv: `roll 1d12
11:43:58 GameServ: syv rolled 1d12: 3 <Total: 3>
11:44:01 syv: `roll 1d12
11:44:01 GameServ: syv rolled 1d12: 8 <Total: 8>
11:44:03 syv: `roll 1d12
11:44:03 GameServ: syv rolled 1d12: 4 <Total: 4>
11:44:04 syv: `roll 1d12
11:44:04 GameServ: syv rolled 1d12: 9 <Total: 9>
11:45:27 syv: Oh
11:45:29 syv: Goodbye
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16:30:45 Devastator: I see battle royale has started.
17:41:45 ER: yes, indeed
17:41:54 ER: and I am lucker
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