ERLOG 2022-04-28

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02:30:30 Devastator: allo
03:14:42 ER: hi hi
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03:21:48 MJ: Lo
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03:28:13 ER: hello
03:28:21 MJ: Ello ER
03:28:24 MJ: How are you?
03:29:31 ER: bit confused, perhaps
03:30:08 MJ: Why?
03:30:22 ER: er, disoriented by sleep schedule stuff
03:30:28 MJ: Ah
03:30:34 ER: waking up when nobody else is home
03:30:40 MJ: Yeah sleep schedule shit sucks
03:31:13 MJ: Yeah That’s always weird
03:32:00 ER: yea yea yea :D
03:33:14 MJ: Well aside from a fucked sleep schedule everything else going well?
03:35:01 ER: I guess. not much going on other than that. v.v
03:35:25 MJ: So it goes
03:35:53 ER: would you be interested in this game? it seems to be a roguelike platformer with online co-op
03:35:54 ER: https://store.steampowered.com/app/323220/Vagante/
03:36:21 ER: I've had it on my wishlist, mainly I think becuse I saw a trailer and liked the pixel art
03:36:34 ER: I'm a little addicted to good pixel arts >.>
03:37:00 ER: costs $15, reviews seem fairly good with complaints about insta-death mechanics
03:39:09 MJ: Ah good old insta death.
03:39:21 MJ: Always annoying unless you just nail the design
03:40:21 ER: heh, there's steam pointing me to vampire survivors
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03:40:31 ER: if only that one had co-op :v
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03:40:47 MJ: On a phone so very bouncy
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03:47:51 MidJag: Back
03:47:56 MidJag: and on a comp now
03:48:10 ER: alright!
03:48:59 ER: yeah perhaps I should get vampire survivors, cheap and relatively relaxing
03:49:05 MidJag: It really is
03:49:16 MidJag: I would highly reccomend it
03:51:48 ER: yea I'm gonna just play that literally right now :-p
03:51:53 MidJag: Nice
03:52:32 Devastator: hello.
03:52:37 MidJag: Ello dev
03:52:44 MidJag: How are you?
03:52:49 Devastator: okay.
03:53:36 MidJag: alright
04:00:44 MidJag: Oh also I found out today that in Ohio there lived a man by the name of Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler.
04:00:55 MidJag: And before you say that's fake I have a link. https://www.newspapers.com/clip/20018596/obituary-dr-gay-hitler-dentist/
04:01:30 MidJag: He was buried in Hitler Chapel.
04:01:55 Devastator: welp.
04:03:17 MidJag: Probably good he didn't have that name when delivery was popular, he would probably have some difficutlies ever getting anything delivered ever.
04:03:47 Devastator: nah, guy would get whitelisted.
04:04:05 Devastator: It'd be a bit tricky to get there, but it's doable.
04:04:29 MidJag: Heh, true. He would probably have to provide some form of evidence that his name was in fact Gay Hitler.
04:05:12 MidJag: He would also probably have to be homeschooled. Going to normal school with a name such as gay hitler would likelly be difficult.
04:05:25 Devastator: nah, probably just go with a middle name.
04:05:28 Devastator: but yeah, tricky.
04:06:38 MidJag: I mean but imagine when the subsitute teacher shows up.
04:06:56 MidJag: And calls you gay hitler becuase they don't know you go by your middle name.
04:07:27 Devastator: whoops.
04:09:00 MidJag: Course they would probably prononce it Adloff HEEEETllaaaarr given my experince with subs prononcing nonstandard names. So maybe you could hope no one would know what they actualy said for a first name.
04:15:54 Devastator: mmm.
04:15:59 Devastator: anyway, terranigma?
04:18:30 MidJag: Uhh, a little bit
04:18:43 Devastator: kk
04:22:34 ER: what did you think of the game I linked, MJ?
04:23:50 MidJag: It looks intresting
04:23:58 MidJag: But I can't stand late game insta deaths in rougelikes
04:24:06 MidJag: Unless they are super super telegraphed
04:24:16 Devastator: heh
04:25:42 MidJag: Like something at in the first 5 mintues of a dungeon of like don't touch the spiky thing? Fine. Something at the very end that you can get knocked into through no fault of your own at the end of a huge run with full health? Can't stand it.
04:26:18 MidJag: I get insta killed because I didn't kill the giant glowing enemy charging up, well that's on me for being dumb or not having gotten an actually decent build going.
04:26:50 MidJag: I'll look into a couple of reviews ER
04:30:43 Devastator: veteran kamikaze dwarf.
04:31:05 MidJag: And that is why ADAM is scary and confusing dev
04:31:09 MidJag: or IVAN?
04:31:14 MidJag: I can never rember that games name
04:31:24 Devastator: IVAN.
04:31:32 Devastator: it's one hell of a game.
04:38:45 MidJag: It's a game to be sure
04:44:57 MidJag: Yeah ER, I'm happy to play that with oyu
04:45:10 ER: alright
04:45:19 ER: when would you like to play it?
04:47:18 MidJag: Uhh probably tommorow
04:49:18 Devastator: sweet
04:49:22 Devastator: game today?
04:49:32 MidJag: sure
04:49:40 Devastator: kk.
04:49:41 Devastator: it's up.
04:49:45 Devastator: lemme know if it's not working again.
04:51:26 MidJag: It's wokring
04:52:01 MidJag: Neat
04:52:51 MidJag: Ah right
04:56:25 MidJag: Intresting
04:56:35 MidJag: Do they actually exsist? I've only seen them in games
04:56:55 MidJag: Indeed
05:00:26 MidJag: hmmm
05:00:34 MidJag: I'm gonna go with glowing mutant
05:01:06 MidJag: Yeah, maybe something crosssed with like a dinosaur or something.
05:01:11 MidJag: But some kind of mutant
05:03:45 MidJag: Oh conveyors those are always fun
05:04:15 MidJag: So what is your MP?
05:04:27 MidJag: Or are they all single use?
05:04:42 MidJag: Ah
05:06:03 MidJag: wow
05:06:08 MidJag: Like how many hours?
05:06:16 MidJag: huh
05:06:27 MidJag: Ah
05:06:30 MidJag: Wow
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05:07:06 MidJag: I don't like that the the demon knows that
05:07:25 MidJag: Huh, there was a different book I read that had a similar plot to this
05:07:51 MidJag: huh
05:08:08 MidJag: That's an oddly topical plot for now :P
05:08:25 MidJag: But yeah the book series was awesome, called Prince of Thorns.
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05:08:51 MidJag: Do you mind if I spoil a part of the setting?
05:09:46 MidJag: So it starts out as like a generic medival fantasy with like the standard advanced forebearers kinda thing and a couple of weird names for places.
05:10:15 MidJag: then it shifts and you realize that it's a post apolotpic Earth where humans decided to change reality to allow magic to exsist and fucked everything up
05:11:07 MidJag: Robotmutant
05:11:10 MidJag: Aww
05:11:17 MidJag: Im dissapointed it's not a mutant
05:11:25 MidJag: They had science tanks
05:11:39 MidJag: What's the point of science tanks if there's no mutants :P
05:13:13 MidJag: Indeed
05:13:28 MidJag: Ah right
05:16:21 MidJag: how
05:16:27 MidJag: Heh true
05:17:03 MidJag: heh
05:17:17 MidJag: I mean he is techincally the oldest person on earth
05:17:41 MidJag: heh
05:18:27 MidJag: Man Asimov really had an impact
05:19:01 MidJag: Moslty
05:19:08 MidJag: He wants to kill all the undesirables
05:19:23 MidJag: Ah
05:19:38 MidJag: Right.
05:19:44 MidJag: heh
05:19:56 MidJag: heh
05:20:36 MidJag: It's weird that the demons and the good guy and the old man is the bad guy
05:21:28 MidJag: Wait is beruga our light side version who's just kindacorrupted?
05:22:10 MidJag: Right, I was wondering if by doing that we ended up missing our duplicate
05:23:54 MidJag: intresting
05:24:20 MidJag: I see
05:26:14 MidJag: Indeed
05:28:47 MidJag: I see
05:30:19 MidJag: Seems not
05:34:18 MidJag: Cool
05:34:29 MidJag: So all the towns are going to upgrade then?
05:35:27 MidJag: Yes, nice of the explosion to leave the buildings standing
05:36:13 MidJag: ah
05:36:51 MidJag: Sounds good
05:37:44 MidJag: Neat
05:39:06 MidJag: So what are these stones?
05:39:13 MidJag: Like what do they do?
05:39:28 MidJag: Ah
05:39:50 MidJag: Invent Ice?
05:39:56 MidJag: Or refigration
05:39:59 MidJag: Or airplanes
05:40:04 MidJag: Lots of options
05:40:10 MidJag: Hell just salt the meat
05:40:16 MidJag: Or dry it
05:40:23 MidJag: True
05:40:25 MidJag: Ice would work
05:40:51 MidJag: heh
05:41:15 MidJag: Yeah that's about what happens when you drink from goblets.
05:41:22 MidJag: Especially when they are mostly liqour
05:42:14 MidJag: This is a strange religion.
05:42:28 MidJag: Neat
05:42:40 MidJag: heh
05:43:28 MidJag: Oh maybe throw a jar or something?
05:44:17 MidJag: There are not six goblets on that table
05:44:26 MidJag: Push the statues in?
05:44:33 MidJag: Yes
05:44:40 MidJag: Sometimes it's so obvious it's hard
05:45:00 MidJag: True
05:45:20 MidJag: Nice
05:45:54 MidJag: Heh
05:47:21 MidJag: I see
05:47:57 ER: okay, this game is indeed entertaining
05:48:03 ER: I'll make myself stop now
05:48:12 MidJag: heh
05:48:38 MidJag: Wait what the hell?
05:48:58 MidJag: hahaha
05:49:07 MidJag: uhhhhh
05:49:09 MidJag: Short I guess
05:49:48 MidJag: Uhh center left
05:49:57 MidJag: yeah
05:50:03 MidJag: First one
05:50:07 MidJag: yes
05:50:27 MidJag: Oh lol
05:50:30 MidJag: yes
05:50:39 MidJag: ....
05:50:52 MidJag: sure?
05:51:01 MidJag: That would explain a lot
05:51:26 MidJag: Wow they really did nail what happens when you drink rando m cahclices
05:51:44 MidJag: Same dif
05:51:47 ER: maybe it would be worth starting terranigma all the way over again for me
05:52:13 MidJag: I like this game but not enough to watch it all the way trhough again.
05:52:18 ER: jrpgs are long who knew
05:52:46 MidJag: Oh hey in Neotokyo did the shopkeepers surive?
05:53:00 MidJag: Wow it's serious then
05:53:22 MidJag: go around the back?
05:53:37 MidJag: Ah right
05:54:39 ER: so, what happened to tokyo? :v
05:57:27 MidJag: MAgic nuke
05:59:00 MidJag: Sure why not
05:59:07 ER: there's already lions in this game, so we know they'll do it
05:59:48 MidJag: Can't we just yell at it?
05:59:54 MidJag: I thought the animals still understood us
06:00:04 MidJag: We just couldn't understand then
06:00:17 MidJag: Sh
06:00:19 MidJag: ^ah
06:02:01 MidJag: I see
06:03:26 ER: hey, lions can't purr
06:07:03 MidJag: alright. After the cutscene I might go to bed
06:08:19 MidJag: Oh hey it's us.
06:08:22 MidJag: Finnally
06:08:59 MidJag: So wait how was the light side dead?
06:09:07 MidJag: I thought he literall coudln't die
06:09:17 MidJag: Alright
06:09:24 MidJag: Also did he just straight up merk us?
06:10:01 ER: well it is an enigma
06:10:04 ER: a...
06:10:04 MidJag: Same bed same aparetment
06:10:08 ER: terrnanigma
06:10:10 MidJag: ...why are we an infant?
06:10:58 MidJag: Why is our love intrest taking care of us? Are we now related to her?
06:11:04 MidJag: What the fuck
06:11:36 MidJag: I half expected the sprite to be ridiculousy large.
06:12:08 MidJag: Oh hey we're some biblical figure who's name I forget
06:12:13 MidJag: Samson?
06:12:16 ER: othelle
06:12:17 MidJag: Moses?
06:12:23 MidJag: Somebody
06:12:38 ER: hi yomi
06:13:19 MidJag: So wait why did the elder/bad guy not want us to let the demon out if the demon was just going to help him?
06:13:29 MidJag: I'm fucking confused
06:14:02 MidJag: Okay.
06:14:02 ER: god this game's title is apt
06:14:27 MidJag: I see.
06:15:16 MidJag: So wait are we the lightisde version of us?
06:15:24 MidJag: Or both?
06:15:37 MidJag: Dev do you ever play normal games with comphrensible plots?
06:15:55 MidJag: Because god this is making my damn brain melt.
06:16:25 MidJag: It's like trying to figure out who's side ocelot is on in Metal geasr solid
06:16:44 MidJag: I'm sure
06:16:59 MidJag: Why are we now an adult?
06:17:05 MidJag: Also who the fuck gave birth to us?
06:17:29 ER: time in this setting is probably Layers or some shit not real time :p
06:18:03 MidJag: Well at least we aren't murdering both of our love intrests today.
06:18:11 MidJag: And she wasn't murdering us
06:18:29 MidJag: Oh ccool we fight Yim
06:18:55 MidJag: Wait I thought she was putting us on a river
06:19:03 MidJag: Not underground
06:19:08 ER: dammit she's gonna die
06:19:13 MidJag: Probably
06:19:31 MidJag: Also can anyone permentaly die in this game?
06:19:53 MidJag: Beruga probably can yeah.
06:20:26 MidJag: I'm just imgaining child MJ's response to this game.
06:20:31 ER: jrpg protag is unable to understand what's going on without helper char
06:21:06 ER: PINK ONE
06:21:43 MidJag: Lets go with theo one who didn't try to murder us as an infant. on the other hand our odds of being related to that one are much much lower.
06:22:20 ER: MJ I played so much of this game just to see the pink one again
06:22:26 ER: and then I lost my save
06:22:32 MidJag: That is unfrotunate
06:23:10 MidJag: ............
06:23:17 ER: light yomi?
06:23:18 MidJag: Lightside yomi?
06:23:44 MidJag: So wait is he the rperesntation of Ra then?
06:23:50 ER: hero pike :D
06:24:49 MidJag: I'm just imaging child me's reaction to this game and it would have been one long undending argument with my brothers about what the hell was going on in the game
06:25:48 ER: I love how in that cutscene we died, became a baby, went back to being adult, lost yomi, and then got a replacement yomi so that in the end the gamestate is the exact same :p
06:26:21 MidJag: Fuck this game is so fuckign weird
06:26:31 MidJag: Honestly that is the least weird part in this game
06:26:51 MidJag: hell us talkking to plants was so normal with the way this game works I didn't even notice it
06:26:57 ER: hi bird
06:27:20 ER: I feel like this game could have been way funnier if things like that still happened and arc could talk to animals
06:27:21 MidJag: Okay so I'm gonna have to go to bed like pretty soonish
06:27:35 MidJag: Sounds good
06:27:44 ER: oh yeah, you could talk to plants too
06:27:53 ER: imagine talking to every random tree
06:28:38 ER: I'm not sure what trees would have to say to bird
06:29:46 MidJag: goodnight
06:30:07 Devastator: yeah, I'm not sure either.
06:30:07 MidJag: I'm sure it's quite weird
06:30:25 Devastator: Well, there's a running theme to the endboss of the 3 quinted JRPGs.
06:30:33 Devastator: so it's something vaguely similar to the first two.
07:17:55 MidJag: night
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