ERLOG 2022-03-23

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02:03:09 MidJag has joined #einsteinianroulette
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02:06:15 MidJag_: And my connection is fucked.
02:06:16 MidJag_: Classic
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02:18:06 MidJag: okay, now does it work?
02:20:54 MidJag: Seems so
02:52:08 Devastator: heya jaggers.
02:52:22 MidJag: hiya dev
02:52:25 MidJag: How're you?
02:52:31 Devastator: okay.
02:53:10 MidJag: Alright.
02:54:00 Devastator: just buys.
02:54:21 MidJag: Ah, yeah I get that.
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05:36:01 MidJag: Hiya syv
05:36:34 syv: Hello
05:37:10 Devastator: allo.
05:37:41 Devastator: MJ learned something today, syv.
05:37:57 Devastator: he found out that Saddam really did have chemical weapons.
05:38:53 syv: Heh.
05:38:58 syv: Okay.
05:43:38 Devastator: mmm
05:55:12 Devastator: Watched a bit more angel beats.
05:57:56 MidJag: Huh, apperentlly like 50% of Teslas are made in china.
05:59:49 Devastator: hmm.
06:01:57 MidJag: Yeah.
06:02:37 syv: It's a big market.
06:02:54 MidJag: Yeah, also China has way more electric cars then the US.
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06:12:31 Devastator: I'll do extinction tomorrow.
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06:21:30 ER: sick.
06:21:30 syv: kk
06:21:34 syv: I'll post tonigjt.
06:21:38 syv: Hello, ER.
06:22:02 MidJag: hiya ER
06:22:18 Devastator: good luck er.
06:31:40 ER: :(
06:37:46 syv: I found a dragon that I half-killed, and afterwards it apparently decided "nah fuck this" and flew away
06:38:14 Devastator: Monster Hunter.
06:38:22 syv: And now I found a little... place, in the area, full of collapsed player models that seem to be deactivated dolls?
06:38:48 syv: There's a sign saying "Seluvis' Puppet. Do not touch." near a female mage one, standing half-limp next to a bed.
06:38:58 syv: I've tried hitting all of them but nothing happens.
06:40:19 syv: One of them is naked, except for a pot he's wearing on his head. And the naked-model loincloth.
06:42:01 MidJag: Clearlly you've sutmbled upon a wizards sex dungeon. Try thrusting
06:42:27 syv: I did!
06:42:30 syv: Nothing happened.
06:42:39 ER: that's old messages MJ, the new hotness is try fingers
06:42:48 syv: Also dog
06:42:49 MidJag: Ah
06:42:55 syv: It also was hidden beneath an illusory floor
06:42:56 ER: dog ahead
06:42:57 Devastator: maybe you need a staff.
06:43:00 syv: So yeah
06:43:03 syv: Wizard sex dungeon
06:43:05 syv sighs
06:43:10 MidJag: A rod of power.
06:43:15 syv: Fine, I'll try hitting her with a statf.
06:44:00 syv: Nothing.
06:44:10 ER writes that down
06:44:12 syv: Also, she has a staff, and it is bigger than mine. :(
06:44:28 MidJag: Clearlly the wizards into some kinky stuff.
06:44:34 MidJag: Is there a switch to throw in another room?
06:44:47 syv: Not that I saw.
06:44:56 MidJag: Maybe you need to get the dragon in there. Maybe he's that kind of wizard
06:45:12 syv: Won't fit.
06:45:37 syv: Also, it ran away from me.
06:45:40 ER: oh, is this the place which that one nomadic merchant's note is about
06:45:50 syv: Stabbing dragons is not an effective way to seduce them
06:45:52 syv: Hm?
06:45:56 syv checks notes
06:46:04 ER: it said something about a wizard guy's dirty secret in a basement under a shack
06:46:19 syv: ...Yep.
06:46:25 ER: but I couldn't find the shack mentioned yet cuz it says it's near the "three sisters" which I dunno
06:46:42 syv: "Preceptor Seluvis is hiding a dirty secret in a cellar among the ruins not far from the sisters three."
06:46:55 syv: "The vile Graven Witch seems to be a frequent visitor to that place."
06:47:10 syv: And... yeah. Yeah.
06:47:15 ER: ...maybe go there at night?
06:47:58 Devastator: it's actually a sex dungeon? Dang.
06:48:07 MidJag: Heh.
06:49:24 syv: Okay, to nighttime...
06:50:21 ER: of course it is dev
06:50:30 syv falls off a cliff and dies
06:50:36 ER: so's the hunter's dream :L
06:50:45 MidJag: ....why did the guy who owns the sex dungeon put his name on something that's locked and behind a dragon saying don't touch? Who's going to touch it?
06:50:54 MidJag: ...and why would he tell himself that?
06:51:02 syv: I think Seluvis is one of the three sisters.
06:51:24 MidJag: Ah.
06:51:38 Devastator: the dragon.
06:51:39 syv: Also, presumably the "graven witch" is someone else.
06:51:44 syv: Possibly Sellen.
06:51:51 syv: ...wait
06:51:56 MidJag: Right but they seem to visit it frequenlt so they would know not to touch it
06:52:00 MidJag: For whatever reason
06:53:14 syv: nvm
06:53:32 syv: A spell I found nearby talks about a "snowy crone" teaching the spell to one of the sisters.
06:53:48 syv: But snowy crone presumably isn't graven witch
06:53:54 MidJag: Probably not?
06:53:58 Devastator: I hate it when games refer to things with excessive archaeisms.
06:54:07 Devastator: Nobody knows what 'graven' means anymore.
06:54:22 syv: Eh
06:54:41 Devastator: so it could be literally any witch.
06:54:54 MidJag: On the other hand the greeks did love mutli epithets, so maybe
06:55:17 syv: Well, Sellen says nothing new now.
06:55:21 ER: I think that I fought a guy called Seluvis in the lecture hall... but maybe I just assumed his name was the same
06:55:45 syv: Huh, I looked it up
06:55:51 MidJag: Graven?
06:55:57 syv: "adjective. deeply impressed; firmly fixed. carved; sculptured: a graven idol."
06:56:07 syv: I assumed it meant something like... grave. :P
06:56:16 syv: But that implies it's Ranni
06:56:23 syv: Who looks to be a carved idol.
06:56:26 syv: And is also a witch.
06:56:29 MidJag: That's clever.
06:56:34 syv: And is also, like, two minutes walk away.
06:56:41 syv: And is also one of the three sisters. :P
06:56:49 Devastator: Oh good.
06:57:09 Devastator: if so, they looked it up too!
06:57:09 syv: (she says nothing new either)
06:57:21 ER: is this stuff up in the northwest of luirnia?
06:57:27 syv: Yeah
06:57:36 ER: haven't been there yet
06:57:50 syv: And I haven't been to the capital yet~
06:58:11 syv: There's a bunch of sorcery stuff there, you should check it out.
06:58:20 syv: Including an int-scaling colossal sword.
06:58:31 ER: wowow
06:59:23 ER: Though I dunno if int sword helps me much, I'm kinda a "greatsword of artorias" build right now >.>
06:59:31 ER: unless I get a rebith
06:59:46 ER: but I just like having all the things!
07:00:12 syv: Came back at night, nothing new
07:00:23 syv: Also, *colossal* sword, not *great* sword ;P
07:00:34 syv: Though colossal swords seem to be pretty great
07:00:39 syv: The crouch attack is insane
07:04:28 ER: guts sword is still called greatsword I think
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07:20:53 Devastator: fighting in Ambiguity, ER?
07:21:31 ER: well, I am playing as a murdering cultist
07:21:51 Devastator: Yeah, it's fine, just amused.
07:25:19 ER: murder!
07:26:02 Devastator: indeed.
07:26:12 Devastator: I'm ready for self defense, should we encounter each other.
08:10:37 syv: ...Elden Ring's multiplayer server seems to have died?
08:10:40 syv: :(
08:26:46 Devastator: aww
08:37:26 syv: Ahhh, there was an update.
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08:40:13 MidJag: I should probably go to bed/
08:40:15 MidJag: It is lat
08:40:16 MidJag: e
08:40:18 syv: Yeah
08:40:21 syv: Night, Jaggers
08:40:23 MidJag: Goodnight
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08:41:17 syv: Hm. My Elden Ring playtime is twice as high as my Dark Souls Remastered playtime.
08:41:32 syv: 22 less than DS3 playtime
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10:24:47 sy: Cellular now
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