ERLOG 2022-02-28

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03:42:27 MidJag: lo
03:55:42 ER: oh yeah
03:55:44 ER: hi there!
03:55:47 ER: <3
03:55:54 ER: how are you feeling today?
03:56:03 ER: not too much dread I hope?
03:56:36 Devastator: endless dread.
03:57:13 MidJag: Not too much dread
04:38:58 Devastator: Insignificant quantities of dread!
04:40:03 ER: bounless
04:42:22 Devastator: boundless mallorea.
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05:41:04 Devastator: allo
05:41:11 MidJag: hello
05:41:16 syv: allo
05:41:31 ER: OwO
05:43:26 syv pets ER
05:43:36 syv: Twin today too?
05:45:39 MidJag: Yup.
05:46:17 syv: Well, works out
05:46:20 syv: Elden Ring
05:47:41 Devastator: yay
05:48:39 ER: I definately feel like I can get into character about lamenting THE SHATTERING now
05:53:58 syv: Oh, fun fact
05:54:17 syv: You can change gender almost whenever you feel like, after unlocking a certain later area
05:54:25 syv: Relatedly, beware of The Chest
05:54:36 MidJag: Do they unbalance you?~
05:54:37 ER: nice
05:54:49 syv: No, no, no
05:54:55 syv: Noth THAT kind of chest
05:55:01 syv: I mean The Chest
05:55:03 ER: ...if you have a beard as a man, will you still have a beard after going into transification coffin?
05:55:09 syv: Yes.
05:55:14 ER: or is it more like they let you go back into chargen?
05:55:24 syv: Head stays 100% identical if you just swap gender.
05:55:25 MidJag: Good, preserving the dwarfish ways then~
05:55:33 syv: But you can totally go into chargen.
05:55:42 ER: nice
05:55:59 ER: must say that I like their face maker in this one
05:56:08 ER: I did get to play with it some
05:56:29 syv: I look forward to the classic trolling giantdads who are actually women, but with thick beards and heavy brows
05:57:25 ER: it's not about what you are under the GIANTS ARMOR, it's about the DAD you are on your MASK
06:13:31 ER: well, this unpack is gonna take another hour so....
06:13:44 MidJag: Did you move ER?
06:13:49 ER: anime syv Devastator? :3
06:14:04 ER: computer files unpack, MJ
06:14:07 MidJag: Ah
06:14:33 ER: I'd tell you what it is but, ..... I'd have to kill you!
06:14:41 ER poses dramatically
06:14:50 ER: is elden ring
06:15:17 ER: I have resorted to dark arts in order to save my beloved
06:16:56 MidJag: As is tradition
06:18:03 syv: I don't feel like anime
06:18:04 syv: Sorry
06:18:39 ER: damn
06:18:50 syv: Elden Ring is really amazing, though.
06:18:56 syv: EasyAntiCheat crashes it
06:19:00 syv: Discord crashes it
06:19:04 syv: Steam crashes it
06:19:07 syv: Elden Ring crashes ir
06:19:09 ER: steam crashes it
06:19:21 ER: epic crashes it
06:19:59 ER: both the only store program it comes on and an entirely unrelated store program which it is most certainly not on
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06:22:44 MidJag: Huh, that's a strange glitch.
06:22:59 MidJag: My entire lower half of my computer has just stopped responding.
06:23:07 MidJag: But I can move browser windows around.
06:23:25 MidJag: But the icons are frozen and window keyboard commands in the browser also froze
06:24:02 MidJag: Whoops, I tried minimzing a window and now the browser also froze
06:24:04 sy: Huh, it's _not_ an issue with your mac?
06:24:08 sy is now known as syv
06:24:11 MidJag: Nope it's the mac
06:24:22 syv: Ah
06:24:27 syv: Misread window as Windows
06:24:34 MidJag: The one that may actually be cursed
06:24:49 syv: Yeah when are you going to exorcise that thing?
06:24:51 syv: In a bonfire?
06:25:04 MidJag: Sooner than later probably.
06:25:12 MidJag: It's gotten ever weirder
06:25:32 syv: Better hurry up
06:25:33 MidJag: Which is weird because it's an SSD and it's not like it's insanely old
06:26:01 syv: Before it grows legs and tries to kill you in your sleep
06:26:11 Devastator: nom
06:26:18 MidJag: Huh, I can't actually turn off the spotify music, because the window is stuck at the bottom of the screen
06:26:31 MidJag: ...Why am I just cursed
06:26:45 syv: Can you turn it off?
06:26:47 Devastator: keyboard commands and alt-tab?
06:26:52 syv: You're cursed because you buy Mac
06:27:07 MidJag: Nope any kind of window commands just don't work.
06:27:14 syv: Hey, Dev, was Mac ever good?
06:27:18 MidJag: Well the make the browser freeze for 30 seconds
06:27:24 MidJag: And then just ignore the command
06:27:31 MidJag: I'm scared to try Q
06:27:41 Devastator: complicated question that.
06:27:50 MidJag: Huh, W works.
06:27:57 MidJag: But M just breaks
06:28:02 MidJag: Weird.
06:28:57 MidJag: Oh hey the play commands work, so I essentially have a one track computer
06:29:28 Devastator: there you go.
06:31:08 MidJag: Fuck It I'm gonna try Q and see what happens
06:32:29 MidJag: Hmm. Wellp that was a mistake
06:32:43 ER: the curse!
06:32:52 MidJag: I seem to have quit it?
06:33:13 MidJag: But the icon bar part of my screen still hasn't updated.
06:33:28 MidJag: My IRC is still in the air mid ping
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06:33:37 sy: GOD DAMN IT MUSK
06:33:41 MidJag: Heh
06:33:54 MidJag: I see your curses are getting more particular
06:33:57 sy: This phone doesn't have cell anymore so it's totally reliant on starlink
06:34:07 MidJag: how is starlink?
06:34:24 sy: Amazing
06:34:35 sy: It's like I'm not living in a third world country
06:34:41 MidJag: That's nice
06:34:52 sy: Except for the drops
06:35:13 MidJag: Well nothings perfect
06:35:22 Devastator: hah.
06:35:31 MidJag: Especially things Elon makes~
06:35:36 ER: musk is too busy moving his sats fro over florida to over ukraine, I suppose
06:36:09 sy: I don't think they can do that
06:36:19 sy: He's just dropping new ones over Ukraine?
06:36:28 MidJag: He just sends more sattelites up to nudge your ones over~
06:37:39 MidJag: Your getting too crowded for all of the other space launches~
06:39:36 MidJag: huh, Okay this is strange, I loaded a page from a link I had and nothing in the bars updated but firefox is acting like it quit
06:40:03 MidJag: One day I'll find the voodo doctor who did this to me
06:40:27 MidJag: Huh, and anything that would reset the window is also not working
06:40:32 MidJag: Like the application pages
06:40:54 MidJag: I guess my computer just wants to be like this until it turns off
06:41:32 sy: Turn it off
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06:41:45 MidJag: Ah well, we'll try it that
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06:44:02 MidJag: I'm slightly dissapointed that worked
06:44:22 syv: ;P
06:44:35 Devastator: hah.
06:44:39 syv: It's a computer, not an engine
06:44:42 Devastator: yeah, sometimes you need to do that.
06:44:52 MidJag: Still that was a weird glitch you have to admit
06:46:28 MidJag: I'm slightlly suprised that the war is still trending on twitter. the itnernets attention span is typically not quite this long
06:47:08 ER: well... it is an unusual situation, no?
06:47:41 MidJag: It is. Just indicates how unique it is you know?
06:47:52 Devastator: the Arab Spring ran like this for months.
06:48:23 MidJag: Huh, didn't know that
06:48:34 Devastator: Yup.
06:51:05 syv: Helps that it's a war, with things happening. Most viral stuff that "takes over the internet" is very specific and encapsulated.
06:51:19 MidJag: True
06:51:23 syv: A meme video holds your attention when you watch it, but after that all you have is discussion.
06:51:29 syv: A war, there's new shit happening.
06:51:29 ER: yeah with a war there's... a LOT to talk about
06:51:54 MidJag: I suppose Covid was on social media a shit ton all the time
06:51:59 MidJag: So it's not that weird
06:52:01 ER: fog of war and all still exists in an age of internet, tons of mistaken or fabricated information
06:52:10 syv: "Oh no! They're deploying Spetsnaz with AK12s!"
06:52:23 syv: "...The Ukrainian military is killing and looting Russian occupiers."
06:52:38 syv: "...Ukrainian irregulars have AK12s now..."
06:57:17 Devastator: yup. That part's not new, ER.
06:57:29 Devastator: this is less fog than there used to be, though.
06:57:31 Devastator: much less.
06:57:57 Devastator: Sure as hell didn't have this stuff on the home front in WWII.
06:58:27 ER: what would I have known about some war on another contenent in the bronze age? :p
07:27:09 ER: good news, everyone!
07:27:15 ER: it still doesn't work!
07:27:38 Devastator: Hello professor!
07:27:49 syv: AWWWWWW
07:27:52 MidJag: That sucks
07:27:52 syv: DAMN IT
07:27:56 syv: What goea wrong NOW?
07:28:03 ER: same thing
07:28:10 ER: white then black then crash
07:28:35 syv: ;-;
07:30:35 Devastator: :-(
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07:34:58 ER: well then
07:35:06 ER: BANDI FIX YOUR MF GAME
07:36:46 syv: Do you really expect that froma publisher with a name so close to "Ban, die"
07:37:26 ER: I swear
07:38:22 ER: miazaki-san just spent a couple years fucking around and then used his magical monkey's paw to wish for a perfectly designed game
07:38:39 ER: but the catch is that it's so awfully programmed that you can't play it
07:39:00 syv: You have to send him pictures of your feet to dispel the curse
07:39:19 ER: *my* feet? ew
07:39:33 MidJag: Maybe I infected them with my tech curse
07:40:09 ER: we need to send a message back in time forbidding MJ from ever playing a from game
07:40:19 MidJag: True
07:40:21 ER: it may be sad but it has to be done for the greater good
07:40:39 MidJag: I'll accept that.
07:47:11 Devastator: feet?
07:47:27 syv: MJ, don't tou dare take responsibility
07:47:34 syv: I have guns, and I know where you live
07:48:54 MidJag: heh
07:50:34 Devastator: miazaki-san has a foot thing?
07:51:39 syv: Yes
07:51:48 syv: There are MANY shoe-less women in the games.
07:51:56 syv: Often very attractive women.
07:52:11 syv: So "Miyazaki has a foot fetish" is a common meme
07:52:36 ER: as attractive as souls potato people can be at least
07:53:24 Devastator: hmm.
07:53:32 Devastator: yeah, fluffytail didn't have shoes.
07:53:42 MidJag: really?
07:53:44 Devastator: don't remember if DS III waifu had shoes.
07:53:48 MidJag: I don't rember that
07:54:21 ER: elden ring waifu has boots though
07:54:25 ER: so she's #1
07:54:46 MidJag: I guess I've also only played like half of DS1
07:56:16 syv: Melina's boots are really good
07:56:30 syv: I don't have a thing for feet, but maybe for boots, they're great
07:56:47 MidJag: Boots are great
07:57:27 ER: boots are powerful
07:57:55 MidJag: I do wish fashion allowed for cloaks
07:58:01 MidJag: Or however you spell that
07:58:37 Devastator: that's correct.
07:59:22 ER: cloak has been an aspiration for a while but I never did end up with one
08:00:21 syv: The basic knight class starts with a good cloak
08:00:33 syv: There's also a glam system, so you can make any armor look like any other armor
08:00:35 syv: Supposedly
08:00:38 syv: I haven't found it.
08:00:40 MidJag: Hmm, does he have a cool plague doctor mask?
08:00:40 ER: weird
08:00:49 MidJag: If so I might have to get the game on console
08:01:00 syv: Yes, it does, MJ.
08:01:08 MidJag: Son of a bitch.
08:01:25 syv: You can find it in Onnud-i
08:01:32 ER: get me a copy and a console to play it on while you're at it
08:02:01 syv: After killing Noitseuq the Eileil
08:02:12 Devastator: who?
08:02:15 MidJag: Damnit now this sounds sick
08:02:23 MidJag: Does that mean you fight a plague doctor?
08:02:28 syv: :|
08:02:33 Devastator: I think someone named a character by drawing letters out of a bucket.
08:02:48 syv: tnemmoC oN
08:02:56 MidJag: hahaha
08:03:06 MidJag: I'm good at guessing.
08:03:22 MidJag: Oh did I tell you guys abuot the time I accidently ruined a christmas suprise?
08:05:21 MidJag: Entierlly by guessing without realizing I was guessing?
08:05:45 Devastator: hmm?
08:05:49 Devastator: and no.
08:10:14 MidJag: So it was christmas a couple of years ago and my uncles family had this old dog but it was still healthy and fine. But my uncle had got another dog secretly and was going to be showing this to his kids on Christmas. Apperently my Uncle had tried to keep this like a closelly guarded secret telling literally no one about this. I was somewhat buzzed as is tradition for all males of age at my families holiday gatherings and just go for
08:10:14 MidJag: reasons I still can't explain, so I guess Ryders looking forward to a new dog in the house? My Uncle pauses and looks at me with murder in his eyes and asks, how did you know that?
08:10:49 MidJag: I of course have no idea how I knew this, and just sort of shrug while my cousins start excitedly asking my uncle about a dog
08:11:17 ER: the spice
08:11:42 MidJag: I'm still not sure how I did that.
08:11:58 MidJag: But needless to say my entire family burst into laughter at the whole chain of events
08:12:20 syv: You're magical, MJ. It's why tech hates you.
08:12:51 MidJag: I just wish I knew how I knew that
08:13:00 MidJag: It would make my life easier if I stopped drunkly guessing things.
08:13:41 MidJag: Or maybe not easier but certainly simpler
08:14:37 MidJag: But yeah I don't think my uncle has ever fully forgiven me for that
08:15:34 MidJag: But it was pretty damn funny.
08:24:30 Devastator: heh
08:25:17 MidJag: I guess I'm just a modern prophet wandering around half drunk making guesses.
08:25:26 MidJag: ^oracle
08:25:58 Devastator: oh, new Nile Red.
08:26:02 Devastator: In Vino Veritas indeed.
08:29:10 Devastator: bit off a pretty big project this time.
08:34:32 MidJag: goodnight
08:35:02 Devastator: Goodnight Jaggers.
08:35:17 MidJag: Yes, tis late and I'm tired
08:39:56 ER: bye
08:42:11 syv: Goodnight
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10:04:18 ER: goodnight, syv
10:04:34 syv: Goodnight
10:04:36 ER: and dev too <3
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22:24:16 ER: "in general, hydrogen balloons are pretty safe... but it is possible for one to explode in a giant fireball."
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