ERLOG 2022-01-17

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02:02:53 Devastator: you want the answer?
03:29:16 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdR9YhkI_MQ
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04:04:06 Devastator: heyo.
04:05:59 syv: heyo.
04:06:04 syv: Itching for CoE
04:06:51 Devastator: CoE?
04:07:09 syv: Call of Earth
04:07:27 Devastator: ahh.
04:07:35 Devastator: also, we might end up doing talking.
04:07:43 Devastator: (I didn't realize I'd gotten moved with everyone else.)
04:08:05 syv: Uh, what? "We"?
04:08:09 syv: "Doing talking"?
04:08:49 Devastator: Mook.
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04:15:05 sy is now known as syv
04:15:14 ER: ...big unsounded update today
04:15:14 syv: quality
04:15:20 syv: Oh yeah Unsounded
04:15:28 ER: lotta pages, important plot stuff
04:15:30 syv: I'll catch up on that before I'm thirty ;-;
04:18:17 ER: oh damn, *what a twist*!
04:19:52 ER: oh more damn
04:20:17 syv: a damned damn
04:21:01 ER: yeah if you like the things I like, read unsounded
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04:27:01 syvarris: Well, Starlink doesn't deal well with heavy rain and storms.
04:27:06 syvarris: What a surprise
04:27:08 syvarris is now known as syv
04:29:52 Devastator: it is, actually.
04:30:02 Devastator: well, depends on how heavy the storm. Hmm.
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04:41:00 MidJag: lo
04:41:04 Devastator: allo MJ.
04:41:09 MidJag: hiya dev
04:41:35 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2QWVi-s6VQ
04:42:45 MidJag: Heh.
04:43:10 MidJag: This guy reminds me of my parents telling me stories about their residencies
04:43:59 Devastator: yeah, he's really good.
04:46:56 MidJag: Indeed
04:47:12 Devastator: mmm.
05:11:36 MidJag: This is incredibly accurate
05:11:37 MidJag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqTGILOeyg
05:13:11 Devastator: Right, the speciality that needs actual muscle.
05:13:36 ER: I want to whine that I want CoE but nobody in here can do anything about that
05:14:24 MidJag: Yeah, honestly the "I'm good at science and can lift 300 pounds directly over my head there were no other career options" is just true.
05:14:57 Devastator: I thought you were a pretty beefy guy, MJ.
05:15:02 Devastator: and yeah, syv was on about that earlier too.
05:15:13 MidJag: I am. My dad makes me look tiny though.
05:15:56 MidJag: I'm 6'2" he's he's 6'6" and genuinely when he was in his prime he probably could lift about that.
05:16:33 Devastator: is/was he an orthopedist?
05:16:44 MidJag: He is still and orthopedist
05:16:49 MidJag: ^an
05:17:14 Devastator: Hah.
05:17:50 ER: how are some families built so different, mj?
05:17:59 ER: you descended from giants?
05:20:33 MidJag: Seemingly so. Maybe that's why I like Goliaths so much in DnD~
05:21:33 Devastator: mmm.
05:21:35 Devastator: cells?
05:21:39 MidJag: But yeah, both my brothers are tall, my fraternal twin brother is 6'1" and my little brohter is 6'4"
05:25:39 MidJag: And yeah sure.
05:26:03 Devastator: syv?
05:26:11 Devastator: ER?
05:26:40 ER: huh?
05:26:57 Devastator: cells at work.
05:27:12 syv: I need to set up my computer
05:27:19 syv: But okay
05:27:31 syv: fuuuuck it's cold
05:27:34 syv: I hate winter
05:27:51 ER: you said it was just raining, not snowing?
05:28:12 syv: There's wind too!
05:28:18 syv: Wind chill or something
05:30:20 syv: Thermometer pistol thing says the floor is 17 C
05:30:30 syv: It's almost freezing, just terribld
05:33:16 Devastator: 17 c is almost freezing?
05:33:28 syv: YES
05:33:31 syv: I hate it
05:33:39 syv: Winter sucks
05:33:51 syv wraps himself in a heavy blanket
05:39:00 Devastator: Hell, I had my apartment's heat kick in at 19 degrees.
05:39:05 Devastator: it wasn't airconditioned.
05:42:21 syv: 19 C is a little cold but doesn't need heating. A coat is fine.
05:43:00 Devastator: I don't usually have a coat on at home..
05:47:22 syv: Computer set up, heating food
05:47:25 syv: Anime would be nice
05:47:48 MidJag: Dev are you actually a yeti?
05:49:22 Devastator: just trying to find where we were.
05:49:57 Devastator: I think ep 10.
05:50:06 Devastator: about Staph.
05:54:06 ER: ok, I've grabbed it
05:54:09 syv: Alright
05:54:14 syv: Eating food, I'll be done soon
05:55:43 Devastator: I'm not a yeti, I just play one on TV.
06:01:23 syv: Okay
06:01:41 syv: MidJag, ER, Devastator, Cells?
06:01:49 MidJag: I'm guessing a riddle
06:02:08 ER: here
06:02:31 Devastator: I'm here.
06:02:45 syv: Just fo with your first gut answer, it'll be correct.
06:02:53 syv: If it's not, you're not drunk enough for riddles yet.
06:03:02 MidJag: Fair point.
06:03:17 Devastator: got season 1 ep 10 up.
06:03:21 syv: Episode 1o up
06:03:24 Devastator: it's about Staph.
06:03:25 Devastator: ready?
06:03:41 syv: Ready
06:03:48 MidJag: Got it wrong.
06:03:54 ER: ready
06:03:56 MidJag: So Ready!
06:04:01 Devastator: 5
06:04:02 Devastator: 4
06:04:04 Devastator: 3
06:04:06 Devastator: 2
06:04:07 Devastator: 1
06:04:09 Devastator: 0
06:04:18 ER: bleb
06:04:25 syv: blub
06:04:34 MidJag: I had to argue with a proffesor about staph once.
06:04:43 MidJag: I won~
06:04:44 syv: You know, it's a little odd to say the number of cells "inside" the human body.
06:04:50 ER: will there be murderin this one
06:04:53 Devastator: the ones on the outside are dead.
06:04:55 syv: The human body IS a giant blob of cells
06:04:57 Devastator: ..almost certainly yes, ER.
06:05:02 MidJag: There's always murdering in the body ER!
06:05:13 syv: I vaugely think I recall this, ΜJ?
06:05:24 MidJag: Oh hey capilaries.
06:05:48 ER: co2 box
06:05:58 syv: Ah, she DOES take CO2 back
06:06:04 syv: Don't think I've seen that before
06:06:04 Devastator: we see the inside of the box!
06:06:18 Devastator: eh, oxygen is more sexy. ;-p
06:06:39 Devastator: do they haul around food too?
06:06:47 syv: Yep
06:06:48 ER: just swwets
06:06:58 Devastator: endless supply of sandwiches.
06:07:01 MidJag: But yeah, my clinical micro proffesor was wrong about a bunch of stuff and I managed to win an argument about it.
06:07:03 Devastator: I do want to see the sandwich factory.
06:07:06 Devastator: ooh!
06:07:09 MidJag: With the dean.
06:07:13 Devastator: dang.
06:07:23 MidJag: It was a bit stressful.
06:07:32 syv: Was this the argument with the black book, I think?
06:07:37 MidJag: Red book
06:07:40 MidJag: But yes.
06:07:47 syv: The really authoritative reference book
06:07:57 MidJag: Yes it's called the red book
06:08:03 MidJag: ...Because it's a red book.
06:08:10 ER: when will we meet brain
06:08:28 MidJag: Fuck, my video paused but not the sound or time...everytime, how does that work?
06:08:30 syv: When brain gets sick
06:08:32 Devastator: I don't know if we ever will..
06:08:37 MidJag: Meningitis maybe?
06:08:38 ER: does this intro expand or have I not been paying attention to it
06:08:41 MidJag: Could we pause/
06:08:48 syv: Yeá
06:08:49 ER: paused
06:08:50 syv: 4:30
06:08:50 Devastator: ok.
06:09:05 MidJag: Ready
06:09:06 MidJag: Thanks
06:09:07 syv: Intro doesn't expand, I don't believe.
06:09:07 Devastator: ready.
06:09:17 ER: ready
06:09:19 Devastator: 3
06:09:20 syv: 5
06:09:21 Devastator: 2
06:09:22 Devastator: 1
06:09:24 Devastator: 0
06:09:29 syv: screaming!
06:09:36 Devastator: slashy slashy slashy.
06:09:38 MidJag: Oh hey, Staph.
06:09:41 MidJag: Wait.
06:09:42 ER: dbz alien looking ass
06:09:44 MidJag: Uhhh
06:10:11 Devastator: where's the one neutrophil? ;-p
06:10:16 ER: the power of the roll Iframes
06:10:20 Devastator: yes.
06:10:22 MidJag: Nah, bit too disky I think.
06:10:23 Devastator: quickrolling ftw.
06:10:30 Devastator: so what is this?
06:10:35 MidJag: Not sure what this guy is actually
06:10:41 ER: orang
06:10:44 Devastator: oh hey, gas mask orange.
06:10:58 Devastator: what, this the neutrophil's day off?
06:11:00 MidJag: I'm not sure what the disks are supposed to be
06:11:21 MidJag: I dunno why but I've always liked gasmasks as an astehtic.
06:11:25 Devastator: also not sure what orange is.
06:11:27 ER: fatality!
06:11:31 syv: Pyro!
06:11:44 Devastator: maybe one of those WBCs that use lysing.
06:11:48 MidJag: Oh wait, nope he's staph, if only because he just said he was defintly dead.
06:12:02 MidJag: Which is very a very staph thing to do.
06:12:06 syv: Why?
06:12:11 Devastator: what's a monocyte?
06:12:13 MidJag: Staph is durable and annoying.
06:12:28 Devastator: they play dead?
06:12:42 MidJag: Eh, kinda, they just come back.
06:12:57 MidJag: I don't rember how they come back.
06:13:08 MidJag: Fuck I need to refresh myself on that actually
06:13:26 Devastator: hot mucus springs.
06:13:39 MidJag: Aww, sad pyro.
06:13:53 syv: Overworked Pyro!
06:13:58 MidJag: Indeed
06:14:18 ER: murder pls
06:14:24 Devastator: We had one.
06:14:27 Devastator: there might be more.
06:14:33 syv: *will be
06:14:56 Devastator: oop. Another mild abrasion.
06:15:01 syv: Cheap animation this episode
06:15:08 MidJag: I mean staph does like noses
06:15:09 Devastator: yeah, a bit.
06:15:21 MidJag: Ah.
06:15:23 MidJag: That makes sense
06:15:31 Devastator: staph is round?
06:15:37 MidJag: Yup, round and clumby
06:15:40 MidJag: ^clumpy
06:16:04 syv: staph is thicc
06:16:09 MidJag: I wonder if they're going to show MRSA
06:16:20 MidJag: Which is anitbiotic resistant staph
06:16:21 syv: Lots of attention for glucose
06:16:30 ER: still thinking about that single cell which apparently stab murdered a whole animal
06:16:38 MidJag: ?
06:16:41 Devastator: Eosinophil?
06:16:53 MidJag: I've never figured out if this is a childrens show or not
06:16:55 syv: MRSA vs the pill robot would be a perfect opportunity for a kaiju battle
06:17:07 Devastator: yeah, we need the pillbot to show it's MRSA.
06:17:11 MidJag: Yeah
06:17:14 Devastator: since can't the immune system deal with MRSA normally?
06:17:23 Devastator: that is, as well as it normally does?
06:17:29 MidJag: Yes
06:17:38 ER: lol
06:17:42 Devastator: okay.
06:17:55 syv: FUCKING KAIJU BATTLE
06:18:04 MidJag: Yeah, it can deal with it as well as it normally does, which is not awesomely.
06:18:24 ER: beeg
06:18:37 Devastator: some bacterial play in teams too.
06:18:45 MidJag: Most do honestly
06:19:18 MidJag: Fucking biofilms
06:19:29 ER: genes gotta be selfish
06:20:00 MidJag: Huh, I didn't know that was how you pronononced
06:20:01 MidJag: it
06:20:01 syv: This is really a weird fucking show
06:20:07 Devastator: Yes it is.
06:20:08 ER: indeed
06:20:20 MidJag: God that clinical prof was a fucking moron
06:20:39 Devastator: welp, get some reinforcements.
06:20:44 Devastator: the rocket launcher guy.
06:21:03 MidJag: Anticoagulase
06:21:09 MidJag: ....whoops
06:21:14 MidJag: That's the test for it.
06:21:49 ER: ah yes, the shit which my blood had tons of
06:22:04 syv: Oh?
06:22:07 MidJag: Your blood is full of staff?
06:22:12 ER: hypercoagulated
06:22:13 MidJag: ^staph
06:22:15 MidJag: Ah.
06:22:35 MidJag: heh, that was clever
06:22:37 Devastator: "That won't be necessary."
06:22:50 ER: meet the pyro
06:22:57 MidJag: Fuck yes, moncrytes with medival weaponry. I love this episode
06:23:03 Devastator: yup. Gotta be some tools to deal with bigguns.
06:23:25 Devastator: or they're just macrophages, okay.
06:23:27 MidJag: I even know a prof who looks at staphlo coccus bioevaion.
06:23:36 MidJag: ^immunoevasion
06:23:38 syv: Monocytes are of course maids
06:23:51 MidJag: Battlemaids apperently.
06:23:58 ER: with high srt
06:24:00 Devastator: ..it makes pretty good sense for macrophages. They do pick up all kinds of junk and carry it around with them.
06:24:00 ER: str
06:24:01 MidJag: But yeah that one makes sense.
06:24:02 syv: Pyro is a maid under the gasmask I guess
06:24:06 ER: like 66 str
06:24:52 syv: Optimized meido?
06:25:10 MidJag: This is such a weird show, but I fucking love it.
06:25:17 syv: ...yes
06:25:19 Devastator: yeah, this is very weird.
06:26:24 ER: uh huh
06:26:35 MidJag: If you guys want me to explain this I have no fucking clue.
06:26:52 Devastator: some things are just weird.
06:27:00 syv: ...No kaiju battle
06:27:01 MidJag: Macrophages are pretty far out my expertise.
06:27:04 ER: whoever wrote this likes macrophages
06:27:06 syv: Maids are even more anime though, so
06:27:27 MidJag: I'm disappointed by the lack of gas mask battle.
06:27:31 MidJag: But so it goes.
06:27:39 Devastator: well if it was a to-scale macrophage it'd be kaiju battle.
06:27:47 MidJag: Heh, true
06:27:47 syv: Let it be known, MJ likes gasmasks more than maids
06:28:03 Devastator: well, we had maids in gasmasks just then.
06:28:12 syv: Awwww, they didn't take the opportunity for giantess maids
06:28:13 syv: sad
06:28:15 ER: just a battlemaid who is also an immune cell and carries pyramid head's weapon
06:28:34 MidJag: I dunno, I just like gasmaks, they're just neat.
06:28:44 Devastator: maybe next season. ;-p
06:28:44 syv: Episode 11?
06:28:47 Devastator: sure.
06:29:38 ER: ok
06:30:11 Devastator: ready
06:30:16 syv: Ready
06:30:21 ER: ready
06:30:58 MidJag: One sec, I'm watching another clip of this Dr.guy who's funny.
06:31:52 MidJag: ready
06:32:01 syv: Alright
06:32:04 syv: 5
06:32:05 syv: 4
06:32:07 syv: 3
06:32:09 syv: 2
06:32:10 syv: 1
06:32:12 syv: 0
06:32:25 MidJag: Alrught lets see if my tech bane doesn't act up today
06:32:35 syv: it is inevitable
06:32:44 Devastator: yeah, I'm just gonna be ready for the pause.
06:32:44 ER: infinite blebs glamoured as a cityscape
06:32:59 syv: ...Blebs are an actual thing
06:33:12 MidJag: Yeah, it's like budding
06:33:30 MidJag: Ah, I know this one.
06:34:10 syv: Global warming
06:34:15 ER: more water
06:34:22 syv: Yes this is a disease the immune system struggles with
06:34:43 MidJag: Although heatstroke isn't really something that gets fixed by the body? There are more just reactions that try keep you alive until you get dragged over to some shade and get some water in you.
06:34:51 MidJag: Fucking christ
06:34:53 MidJag: Everytime
06:35:00 ER: paws?
06:35:00 MidJag: Video's borked again
06:35:02 MidJag: yes
06:35:15 syv: Pause at 3:15
06:35:27 ER: ready
06:35:33 syv: Ready
06:35:37 MidJag: Ready.
06:35:48 Devastator: ready
06:35:55 syv: 3
06:35:56 syv: 2
06:35:58 syv: 1
06:35:59 syv: 0
06:36:25 Devastator: hah.
06:37:10 MidJag: I want to say something bascillicus realted, but I'm not srue what
06:37:36 Devastator: this is oddly meta.
06:37:41 MidJag: Indeed
06:37:41 Devastator: like more so than usual.
06:37:41 ER: yes
06:37:52 MidJag: ....They're using the CNN logo
06:37:58 MidJag: ....what?
06:38:00 Devastator: Cell News Network.
06:38:13 Devastator: or maybe the body is someone whose name starts with C.
06:38:15 MidJag: Right, but like it's that logo.
06:38:26 MidJag: Like I swear that's their actual logo.
06:38:38 syv: THEY WENT TO FLORIDA
06:38:52 MidJag: Hahahahaha
06:38:56 ER: high humidity?
06:38:59 MidJag: Yeah.
06:39:05 MidJag: Makes sweat less effective
06:40:17 Devastator: I like that guy.
06:40:28 Devastator: "The ligthts went out. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"
06:40:31 MidJag: Heh
06:40:48 syv: He has no brain, can't blame him
06:41:35 Devastator: this show really is strange.
06:41:42 MidJag: It really really is.
06:41:56 MidJag: Also in Rice
06:42:17 MidJag: Main reason why you shouldn't keep white rice around.
06:42:53 Devastator: "I got a billion undefended RBCs here, dude."
06:43:16 ER: I mean, there's *nominally* a bunch of things just hanging out in case you die, right?
06:43:26 MidJag: Yeah, pretty much.
06:43:56 Devastator: "stop dodging, dammit!"
06:44:07 MidJag: That is a man who put all his points in dex
06:44:19 syv: Does bascillus resist fevers really well?
06:44:26 MidJag: I think so yeah.
06:44:28 Devastator: yeah, and presumably this particular bacteria's good in high heat.
06:44:41 MidJag: IIRC it's why it can actually be quite dangerous.
06:44:57 syv: Makes a lot of sense why it's in this ep, then.
06:45:00 MidJag: Because your body will get itself into trouble trying to murder it.
06:45:59 ER: reminder that life only functions in a narrow band of temperatures~
06:46:08 MidJag: Well most of life.
06:46:23 syv: Laugh sounds like Queen
06:46:27 Devastator: ahh, edutainment.
06:46:31 Devastator: ;-p
06:47:02 MidJag: I like that mans hat
06:47:05 Devastator: Yes.
06:47:09 MidJag: That is a captain of a body.
06:47:15 Devastator: I still think we're short of the brain. ;-p
06:47:24 Devastator: only a captain, not a 14 star general. ;-p
06:47:30 MidJag: heh
06:47:32 ER: I think anything which can survive heat or cold outside of earth ranges does so by hybernating and doing nothing
06:47:51 Devastator: okay.
06:47:54 MidJag: Alright then
06:48:14 MidJag: Was not expecting that turn of events.
06:48:24 MidJag: There is a lot of time left on this episode.
06:48:31 Devastator: do cells know what rain is?
06:48:39 ER: yup, death is coming
06:48:41 MidJag: Presumbably when you drink something?
06:49:03 MidJag: Hey I was right.
06:49:54 MidJag: I love that they throw out physiology terms while fighting. That's just great
06:50:12 Devastator: bacteria don't really grasp the whole 'body can take external action' thing, do they?
06:50:31 ER: thunder rumble?
06:50:35 Devastator: 'conditions are good! They will be good forever!'
06:50:36 MidJag: Nah, I mean if you lived inside of a mech would you really think too much about what the mech feels like doing ?
06:50:56 syv: It doesn't seem like any of the cells understand that the body can take external action
06:51:08 MidJag: I mean an hour is a long ass time to a bacteria
06:51:11 Devastator: Memory cell could grasp it a little.
06:51:21 MidJag: The captain seemed to have an idea of it.
06:51:33 MidJag: Started praying for rain.
06:51:38 ER: syringe!
06:52:00 Devastator: well, no, running sweat glands isn't really an external thing.
06:52:07 Devastator: but yeah, this is impressive.
06:52:19 Devastator: ..and weird.
06:52:22 MidJag: Indeed
06:52:29 MidJag: Just so....strange, but neat
06:52:47 MidJag: Oh hey, look JAws refrecnce
06:52:51 ER: minds are op
06:53:53 syv: It's a bit amusing that everything bleeds red, in a show where the main characters are the components of blood that color it.
06:54:03 ER: true
06:54:06 MidJag: I mean they also sweat.
06:54:08 Devastator: those red jackets.
06:54:19 MidJag: Which is for some reason the weirder thing to me
06:55:14 ER: now when will we get the one about nearly freezing to death
06:55:15 syv: Well, that *is* weirder, right? Cells actually "bleed" fluid if their cell walls are damaged.
06:55:26 syv: I don't think they naturally leak anything like sweat, though?
06:55:55 ER: what do individual cells do to get rid of heat?
06:55:59 MidJag: Nothign
06:56:01 ER: other than just die?
06:56:05 MidJag: Well that's not true
06:56:22 MidJag: They activate different protien pathways to start making more heat resistant protiens
06:56:32 MidJag: But they don't get rid of heat, they just resist it
06:56:37 syv: Huh, neat
06:56:52 Devastator: mmm.
06:56:54 Devastator: two eps left..
06:57:02 ER: I need a drink~
06:57:07 syv: Three?
06:57:16 syv: There's an E14
06:57:21 MidJag: Lemme get a drink
06:57:23 syv: Two paired, and then a 14
06:57:30 Devastator: 14's a special episode.
06:57:56 MidJag: oh?
06:57:59 syv: Same length as normal
06:58:06 syv: It has a killer cell with a giftbox
06:58:13 MidJag: Huh, alright.
07:02:49 ER: hot chocolate!
07:03:27 Devastator: uck, one min, gotta hit b-room.
07:03:32 Devastator: just pause at the post-MJ moment.
07:03:35 ER: because I still need water, but if I'm sweating that means that I left the heater on too high~
07:04:40 MidJag: We're watching 12 right?
07:07:49 Devastator: `1
07:07:51 syv: Yes
07:07:58 MidJag: Well I'm rady
07:08:06 Devastator: `cg
07:08:27 syv: I need to make you guys watch that airsoft anime with me. It still has by far the best depiction of small unit tactics that I've ever seen in an anime, and that is so weird.
07:08:33 syv: Ready too
07:08:43 ER: ready
07:09:02 syv: This one doesn't have a pre-op segmemt
07:09:09 syv: OP ends at 1:30
07:09:16 MidJag: Cool.
07:09:23 syv: Start there?
07:09:25 MidJag: LEmme seee if it actually works this time
07:09:34 MidJag: I want to actualy see this intro for once
07:09:43 syv: Álrght
07:09:50 syv: Ready at 0:00
07:09:54 MidJag: I'm still not sure who orange book lady is.
07:10:02 Devastator: Mast cell?
07:10:11 MidJag: Nope, fucking froze again
07:10:25 syv: Paused at 1:30
07:10:55 ER: mj, you use vlc?
07:10:59 MidJag: I do yeah
07:11:13 syv: Huh, same.
07:11:17 syv: Are you on your mac?
07:11:20 MidJag: yeah
07:11:20 ER: I had a really bad problem with it myself until I changed some option
07:11:22 Devastator: I do.
07:11:38 MidJag: I'm paused at 1:30 as well
07:11:49 Devastator: I'm sure someone has the OP on youtube, MJ.
07:11:50 syv: Then go on 0
07:11:50 Devastator: but yeah.
07:11:51 syv: 5
07:11:52 Devastator: gah.
07:11:53 syv: 4
07:11:55 syv: 3
07:11:57 syv: 2
07:11:58 syv: 1
07:12:00 syv: 0
07:12:07 MidJag: Oh fuck.
07:12:12 MidJag: This ones gonna be dark
07:12:13 syv: Homuragic shock
07:12:20 Devastator: we gonna have blood.
07:12:21 ER: I think it was hardware accelerated encoding?
07:12:22 MidJag: Hemmoraghic shock is just depressing
07:12:32 ER: oh wait
07:12:37 ER: I was at 0
07:12:50 syv: Pauss ar 2:20
07:12:59 syv: Everything prior is reused footage
07:13:06 MidJag: paussed at 2:20
07:13:11 Devastator: paused.
07:13:12 ER: ready
07:13:15 syv: 3
07:13:16 syv: 2
07:13:17 Devastator: ready
07:13:17 syv: 1
07:13:19 syv: 0
07:13:25 MidJag: More CO2
07:13:40 Devastator: LIVER
07:13:44 Devastator: I want to see the liver.
07:13:47 MidJag: Aww, I was expecting their hats to have their blood type
07:13:53 MidJag: I mean their badges
07:13:57 syv: ...I wonder what the Japanese signs say.
07:14:00 Devastator: I think it's a too-short designation.
07:14:13 syv: HOMURAGIC SHOCK
07:14:17 MidJag: heh
07:14:18 Devastator: Hah.
07:14:27 MidJag: That actually made me chuckle syv
07:14:31 syv: Aww, the hair isn't actually long enough
07:14:41 MidJag: See one, do one, teach one.
07:14:44 ER: noobie will die?
07:14:47 MidJag: Probably
07:14:55 syv: I bet
07:15:10 syv: Unless this really is a children's show
07:15:11 Devastator: got the purple accents too.
07:15:28 Devastator: although is the newbie tall or is the OC short?
07:15:32 ER: too much blood for a children's show
07:15:39 syv: both dev
07:16:17 MidJag: Heh, I love RBC's panicked realization that she's charge of someone
07:16:32 MidJag: I know that emotion quite well.
07:16:48 Devastator: once every fifteen seconds, forever. ;-p
07:16:52 ER: lines
07:17:08 MidJag: She does bear an odd amount of resemblence to Black
07:17:08 Devastator: ski lifts?
07:17:14 MidJag: I've got no idea.
07:17:20 MidJag: Maybe viens?
07:17:24 syv: They forgot to remove her brain
07:17:35 MidJag: But they're moving down, which most viens don't do.
07:17:38 Devastator: 'she might not be the most competent cell'
07:18:05 ER: stop with the character driven stuff! they're not even organisms! I don't care!
07:18:18 ER: show me slaughter@
07:18:20 MidJag: I love WBC's just pure anger.
07:18:26 Devastator: Accurate, right?
07:18:27 MidJag: It's just great
07:18:31 MidJag: Also accurate
07:18:37 MidJag: They are incredibly violent.
07:18:51 syv: Cells ARE organisms, though?
07:19:13 ER: these ones are part of an organism
07:19:14 Devastator: "The entire show takes place over three days." ;-p
07:19:16 MidJag: And also eat RBC's when they get old so it would make more sense for RBC's to be terrifying of them
07:19:31 MidJag: That is a cool design
07:19:46 Devastator: is this more entertaining, ER?
07:19:50 MidJag: This is awesome
07:20:10 ER: with blood? but you are blood.
07:20:16 Devastator: all is blood.
07:21:07 Devastator: hey pinkie.
07:21:12 syv: We've never seen thus one?
07:21:25 Devastator: ep 4, food poisoning.
07:21:35 ER: the one cell who murdered a wholeass parasite
07:21:36 syv: Maybe I missed that one?
07:21:37 MidJag: ERTHROCYTES FOR THE BLOOD GOD, CALCIUM FOR THE SKULL THRONE
07:21:42 Devastator: yeah, maybe.
07:22:08 Devastator: might have just been a long time ago.
07:22:09 MidJag: Man all the platelets are going to die futile deaths and it's going to be really really depressing.
07:22:20 Devastator: mmm, yeah, hemorragic shock.
07:22:25 Devastator: bad for rbcs.
07:22:29 Devastator: really bad for platelets.
07:22:30 MidJag: Yes.
07:22:35 MidJag: heh.
07:22:40 Devastator: ahh, this guy.
07:23:00 syv: Very appropriate personality
07:23:15 ER: I have no brain and I must think
07:23:15 MidJag: who?
07:23:17 Devastator: they paired the best newbie with the worst RBC. ;-p
07:23:20 syv: Memory cell
07:23:23 MidJag: Ah yeah.
07:23:27 Devastator: Memory Cell, the guy banging his head against the wall.
07:23:38 MidJag: I would be very high strung if I was a memory cell
07:24:04 Devastator: oh?
07:24:05 syv: The guy whose whole purpose is to have PTSD over a specific event
07:24:11 Devastator: makes sense.
07:24:32 MidJag: Yes, your literal job is rembering ever traumatic event in perfect clarity and if you don't then everyone might die.
07:24:40 ER: come on red cell, you literally just have to go with the flow ;p
07:24:54 MidJag: Aww, they're in the bone marrow.
07:25:07 MidJag: God this is gonna be depressing.
07:25:19 ER: and then shit went fucked
07:25:24 MidJag: Like I know a decent bit of hemoraghic shock and it is just depressing
07:25:36 Devastator: well, someone's losing an arm.
07:26:09 Devastator: hey, we might get to see some higher-up decision makers this time.
07:27:08 MidJag: Yay, a platlet survived.
07:27:21 ER: the show which will give a whole generation of kids a complex about never allowing themselves to bleed at all ;p
07:27:30 MidJag: Hahaha
07:27:33 Devastator: "Live healthy so your cells don't hate you."
07:27:43 Devastator: I think that's the motto of the darker series follow-up.
07:28:06 MidJag: Oh I get it it's the heart rate.
07:28:16 Devastator: ...
07:28:18 MidJag: That's what the heart beat is supposed to be.
07:28:22 syv: BRAIN
07:28:22 MidJag: I mean the drum
07:28:27 Devastator: we should have been hearing the heart continually through the entire show.
07:28:31 ER: oops we went to war and got speared
07:29:10 MidJag: Jesus, so what this guy got his head torn open?
07:29:33 ER: yup
07:29:34 syv: Neck damage?
07:29:37 Devastator: ..I kinda want to see it described in overly-specific detail where the damage it.
07:29:59 Devastator: the same thing you do every day. Just HARDER.
07:30:07 MidJag: So RBC is literally only good in crises situations
07:30:14 MidJag: Kinda makes sense.
07:30:16 Devastator: good thing she always gets in trouble.
07:30:27 MidJag: She lives her entire life in a state of panci
07:30:48 Devastator: well this looks sufficient.
07:31:01 MidJag: I wonder how they'll react to transfussed blood
07:31:04 ER: fear of the cold
07:31:52 ER: pathogens are very me sowing me reaping in this show
07:32:09 ER: guess they can't bee too smart
07:32:20 Devastator: not an ordinary scrape today.
07:32:21 MidJag: This show is so oddly dark for a childrens show.
07:32:42 Devastator: show the gaping maw!
07:32:43 MidJag: I mean it's oddly accurate, just huh
07:32:48 syv: We haven't seen any corpses.
07:32:56 MidJag: Oh damn.
07:33:05 MidJag: So this is two parter
07:33:30 syv: Pre-OP is just recao
07:33:56 syv: 2:25 E13
07:34:05 Devastator: ok
07:34:25 ER: ready
07:34:29 Devastator: ready
07:34:34 syv: Ready
07:34:41 syv: MidJag?
07:34:58 MidJag: REAdy
07:35:07 syv: 5
07:35:08 syv: 4
07:35:10 syv: 3
07:35:11 syv: 2
07:35:12 syv: 1
07:35:14 syv: 0
07:35:22 ER: devastation!
07:35:29 syv: HEY
07:35:42 MidJag: Wait, were we at 2:25? or 0:00?
07:35:43 ER: <call over guesture>
07:35:50 syv: 2:25
07:35:50 ER: 225
07:35:53 MidJag: Fuck
07:35:55 MidJag: My bad
07:35:57 syv: Heh
07:36:03 ER: pawed
07:36:17 syv: Back to 2:25 so MJ can hear HEY
07:36:19 MidJag: Okay, ready, sorry
07:36:28 Devastator: ready
07:36:33 ER: ready
07:36:33 syv: Ready
07:36:40 syv: 3
07:36:42 syv: 2
07:36:43 syv: 1
07:36:45 syv: 0
07:36:54 ER: devstation!
07:37:02 MidJag: A helicopter has gone down in lego city
07:37:04 syv: HEY
07:37:05 ER: oiiiiii!
07:37:05 Devastator: ..would there be many corpses?
07:37:10 MidJag: I mean not really
07:37:13 Devastator: doesn't blood just sort of leave?
07:37:20 MidJag: Since it all just gets swept out
07:37:25 MidJag: That's essentially the issue.
07:37:48 syv: Wounds tend to be pretty red, wouldn't ever surface be coated in corpses?
07:37:56 ER: millions!
07:38:10 Devastator: billions!
07:38:11 MidJag: Yeah, but they're all on the outside, now if it's an internal bleeding
07:39:16 ER: ahnd it over!
07:39:25 ER: cells really are dumb
07:39:32 Devastator: so how does it actually work?
07:39:38 MidJag: Whatca mean?
07:39:45 Devastator: they have boxes.
07:39:52 Devastator: oxygen's a gas.
07:40:10 Devastator: there are compressed cylinders in it.. is there some kind of machine or something?
07:40:20 MidJag: Dunno
07:40:23 syv: Yes?
07:40:31 syv: We see them refilling the cylinders
07:40:36 Devastator: I mean on the other end.
07:40:53 Devastator: that's a lotta boxes.
07:41:00 syv: Presumably, they fill the oxygen with
07:41:11 syv: *Fill the cylinders with co2
07:41:23 Devastator: yeah, maybe each one has another cylinder.
07:41:26 Devastator: and they switch em out.
07:42:00 MidJag: RBC is definetly the kind to just be chill in a crises because she's pretty much always in a crises of some kind.
07:42:16 ER: some people are like that
07:42:20 syv: She's not the sort to avoid falling out of the wound, though
07:42:30 Devastator: no, she'd be fine.
07:42:36 Devastator: the one next to her wouldn't be.
07:42:50 ER: the void
07:42:51 Devastator: also this looks safe.
07:43:01 MidJag: So wait he got wounded in the head neck area.
07:43:11 MidJag: And tehy said this is the only way there.
07:43:37 MidJag: So is he bleeding from his aorta?
07:43:45 syv: Ear shine
07:43:58 Devastator: neck?
07:44:04 syv: Also, wouldn't that cause hemmoragic shock, MJ?
07:44:07 syv: Seems appropriate
07:44:07 Devastator: maybe this cliff is the skull.
07:44:32 MidJag: Whoops, I mean carotoid
07:44:38 ER: slap a bandage on that shit
07:44:46 Devastator: can't help it. No oxygen, more blood pressure, but that doesn't do nothing about the bleeding.
07:44:53 MidJag: I mean yeah, but you also typically don't come back from your carotid getting cut.
07:45:09 ER: is this another saved by god one? :p
07:45:17 Devastator: seems likely, yeah.
07:45:22 syv: Definitely
07:45:26 Devastator: the human body can't deal with excessively bad wounds.
07:45:39 Devastator: also, snow!
07:45:39 ER: organisms are vrey fragile
07:45:44 MidJag: Well only kinda
07:45:50 MidJag: But in this instance yes
07:45:59 syv: MC RBC has more carrying capacity because Homura didn't have her brain removed
07:46:18 Devastator: nah, same capacity. It explains why she's smaller, though. ;-p
07:46:19 ER: it only takes a little poke to make an organism stop being an organism, but quite a lore more to make a rock stop being a rock
07:46:33 MidJag: I mean sure, but the rock doesn't do anything but move
07:46:33 ER: which is why there are more rocks than organisms
07:46:41 MidJag: ...not move
07:46:52 MidJag: She is an MG.
07:46:53 ER: rocks got the superior strategy really
07:47:54 syv: Depending on how you define "rock", there's a lot more organisms than rocks, anywhere there ARE organisms
07:48:20 MidJag: Hmm, maybe their carotoid is only slightly damaged which is why they have to cross the bridge but every other blood vessel in thier neck is fucked?
07:48:22 Devastator: yeah, I mean.. there's a quadrillion organisms on this one rock.
07:48:42 MidJag: I'm trying to figure out the anatomy.
07:49:06 Devastator: lacerated artery?
07:49:10 MidJag: RBC is definelty haveing a for the emprer moment
07:49:36 MidJag: Did they give them american accents?
07:49:43 Devastator: Sounds like it.
07:49:55 ER: infusion!
07:49:57 syv: Prolly originally Osakan
07:50:07 ER: blood ministration!
07:50:10 MidJag: Yeah, they're southern accents for sure.
07:50:28 Devastator: yeah, flipped over.
07:50:42 Devastator: it's so excessive even I can recognize it.
07:50:59 MidJag: I know a guy who can sound ecactly like that.
07:51:10 MidJag: Hmm
07:51:27 syv: Pls hillbilly platelets
07:51:37 Devastator: sadly, I think it's compressed RBCs.
07:51:41 Devastator: so we don't see the entire lineup.
07:51:53 MidJag: Hmm.
07:51:54 syv: Damn
07:52:05 Devastator: Black did have an entirely different body with all-new cells.
07:52:24 MidJag: I think my original guess is correct.
07:52:35 Devastator: oh we did see a few.
07:53:09 Devastator: I mean..
07:53:16 Devastator: you'd think they'd know about the existance of other bodies.
07:53:40 MidJag: Eh, maybe he just got lucky and they managed to get the bleeding controlled? I dunno.
07:53:43 MidJag: I
07:53:44 ER: pregnancy episode when
07:53:58 MidJag: 'm still trying to figure out what their path was to hte brian
07:53:58 Devastator: That would probably involve cells that know about other bodies, yes.
07:54:03 Devastator: or the opposite.
07:54:08 Devastator: Oh!
07:54:15 Devastator: they could have an episode about an erection.
07:54:18 Devastator: that heavily involves RBCs.
07:54:19 ER: hah
07:54:48 Devastator: "artery"
07:55:10 ER: blood
07:55:27 MidJag: Hey memory how's it going. "AH YOU MADE ME FORGET SOMETHING, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" same as usual I see.
07:55:30 syv: This is the best show specifically about blood
07:55:53 Devastator: ..I think so, yeah.
07:55:56 Devastator: worth watching?
07:55:56 MidJag: Indeed
07:56:16 syv: "daily oxygen supply"
07:56:27 MidJag: Man that was neat, but I should probably go to bed.
07:56:32 syv: How many heartbeats for a specific blood cell to circulate?
07:56:32 Devastator: aight.
07:56:39 ER: glorious victory through mysterious external medical intervention
07:56:43 MidJag: Oh uhhh
07:56:51 MidJag: I'm not sure actualy.
07:56:57 Devastator: I think I looked it up.
07:57:02 syv: If you ACTUALLY had an answer for that I'd be very surprised
07:57:03 Devastator: it's about 15 seconds to make a lap.
07:57:08 syv: I'd expect it to vary a lott
07:57:39 MidJag: Right, and standard resting is like 60BPM so like 15 beats right?
07:57:43 syv: Wikipedia says an average of 60s
07:57:47 Devastator: oh, ok.
07:58:11 MidJag: Yeah, that seems like it would very a ton based on heart rate.
07:58:20 syv: Also 60s is kinda low, no? That's a good heartrate.
08:02:06 Devastator: mm hmm.
08:09:13 Devastator: did you do your game?
08:09:19 Devastator: with the people?
08:09:26 MidJag: Not yet
08:12:19 MidJag: Waiting until this prewritten ends then runnning it
08:14:40 Devastator: prewritten?
08:15:27 MidJag: Like something from a prewritten adventure book.
08:15:48 MidJag: It's not my favorite, but our normal GM seems to be enjoying it
08:15:49 Devastator: oh, ok.
08:16:01 Devastator: like a package adventure.
08:16:32 MidJag: Yeah
08:19:07 syv: GM likes it because he doesn't have to work nearly as hard :v
08:20:45 Devastator: heh.
08:21:11 Devastator: mmm.
08:21:28 Devastator: I wonder what colour zone brachinated gray zoners are post-brachination.
08:22:05 MidJag: Slorple~
08:22:58 Devastator: I mean, because they're no longer actually gray zoners, right?
08:23:14 MidJag: I don't think so?
08:23:58 syv: Gray zoners aren't gray, are they?
08:24:17 syv: Florb or whatever the protagonist's name is, she's green.
08:24:19 ER: their core may still reside in the grey?
08:24:39 ER: I dunno, reread the zonhopper's guide and see if that explains it
08:24:52 Devastator: Ferp. ;-p
08:25:12 MidJag: Alright, I"m going to bed.
08:25:14 MidJag: Night
08:25:22 MidJag: I thought her name was fern
08:26:53 Devastator: https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookcore.html
08:26:55 Devastator: It is fern.
08:27:05 MidJag: Ah right
08:27:07 MidJag: Anwyay night
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08:27:12 Devastator: Dr. Phage once called her Ferp. ;-p
08:29:07 Devastator: Yeah, the book is pretty clear.
08:29:13 Devastator: if you're a gray zoner, you die when you are killed.
08:29:31 Devastator: maybe the full-colour ones are actual gray zoners.
08:32:55 ER: well, I'd guess cheryl has more colors either because she's been around longer, or because she's not caught up in whatever special case fern and jay are in
08:33:44 Devastator: Jay has other colours now.
08:46:28 ER: jay is joe now
08:47:19 Devastator: Right.
08:59:14 syv: Fern
08:59:18 syv: Fren
09:12:30 ER: fron
09:13:03 Devastator: Frien Fern.
09:43:21 ER: https://youtu.be/N7agtwgTPz8
09:45:42 syv: Man, red blood cells are a real mood
09:47:35 syv: In the comments of that video, someone recommends Cells at Work
09:48:08 ER: and another says they only understand things from watching that
09:48:16 ER: it's all connected man
09:50:55 Devastator: oh god, make up a new step in the coagulation cascade.
09:50:57 Devastator: that's hilarious.
09:51:26 Devastator: 'eosinophil for obvious reasons.'
09:51:34 Devastator: which are, of course, not obvious at all.
10:10:15 syv: "Pt had been shot with a rifle and had buckshot lodged in and around his eye."
10:10:22 syv: Taking that literally, someone had a VERY bad day
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10:12:11 syv: Goodnight
10:18:46 Devastator: ouch.
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