ERLOG 2022-01-16

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00:00:51 Piecewise: I may add a few more items, but I can build things out as people explore
00:01:34 ER: what have we got? :3
00:02:19 Devastator: oh, also, was that a mechanics roll for the painkiller nade?
00:03:19 ER: wish I'd gone for an extistintial horror gas grenade now
00:03:34 ER: sure that'd do something to the pain goons
00:05:24 Devastator: yeah, there'd be more of them. ;-p
00:05:35 Devastator: but nah, looking at those rolls, I think I'm out 100 OMNI.
00:05:50 Devastator: ahh, well, can get another one.
00:06:05 Devastator: and still better than failing it in combat.
00:07:26 Piecewise: I made sure to include an ax for you er
00:10:36 Devastator: so I'm immobilized until I beat a total of d12 foam with strength?
00:10:49 Devastator: (sorry, too early to ask.)
00:11:30 Devastator: and yes, axes are a requirement.
00:15:50 Devastator: (ouch, that's 200 omni, not 100.)
00:16:17 Devastator: (also, didn't I buy that VR program specifically so I didn't have to tech-roll to use them?)
00:20:10 ER: ax!
01:30:37 Devastator: yeah, ax.
01:30:50 Devastator: Also, there goes 265 OMNI, or half base mission pay.
01:30:59 Devastator: (assuming I lose the components.)
01:31:07 ER: what kind of setting is this, Piecewise? Am I a human?
01:31:22 ER: I don't see why you'd have lost them
01:32:13 Devastator: raw resources.
01:32:39 Devastator: plus there was a reroll, so that's a toolkit charge.
01:33:13 Piecewise: You didn't lose the stuff
01:33:17 Devastator: ahh ok.
01:33:21 Devastator: just the toolkit then.
01:33:26 Piecewise: And yes ER, you are human.
01:33:27 Devastator: I'll forget it for now.
01:33:29 Piecewise: at first, at least
01:33:36 Devastator: assuming people in the abyss are human. ;-p
01:33:44 Devastator: I'm pretty sure MC Mom didn't have all that hair normally.
01:34:46 Devastator: and robo-doc is more than a little bent.
01:35:12 Piecewise: He did have a tail
01:35:20 Piecewise: and a lot more eyes than he should have
01:38:06 Devastator: yes.
01:41:30 Devastator: what was the tall one's thing again?
01:41:33 Devastator: I've forgotten.
02:01:40 Piecewise: Bondrewd?
02:01:50 Piecewise: from the movie?
02:02:12 Piecewise: He had lots of artifacts but the one that was most powerful was the one that let him put himself in many bodies
02:02:48 ER: fuckin cheater
02:03:16 Devastator: tall one was Ozen.
02:03:29 Devastator: Bonedrewed was the doc.
02:08:47 Piecewise: Bonedaddy
02:10:35 Devastator: yes.
02:10:48 Devastator: about as good a dad as the one in Fuck You Dad. ;-p
02:11:26 Devastator: oh, Brufa started a new series.
02:11:47 ER: speaking of bad dads?
02:13:02 Devastator: yeah.
02:13:10 Devastator: Big D is not a good dad. ;-p
03:41:09 Piecewise: Prushka likes him
03:41:37 ER: looks like we're gibbing some gimps
03:42:37 Piecewise: Or trying
03:42:47 ER: it's just meat
03:43:01 ER: just turn them into goo and then close the door
03:44:05 Piecewise: This is going to be a fun mission
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05:54:48 ER hugs syv
05:57:17 syv hugs ER
05:57:22 syv: How are you?
05:58:31 ER: not bad
05:58:56 ER: I bought a sandwich today to help me be less sad :v
05:59:07 syv: Hehe
05:59:12 syv: Sandwiches are good.
06:03:41 ER: how are you?
06:12:13 syv: Tired.
06:12:17 syv: Decent enough, otherwise.
06:12:25 syv: Want anything?
06:12:57 ER: an endless supply of sandwiches
06:13:11 ER: wait no, an eternal one
06:13:22 ER: that's a better hedging of terms
06:13:51 syv: Sadly, this is not within my capacity v.v
06:13:57 Devastator: hello.
06:15:09 Devastator: yeah, I don't know about chatting up the pain elementals. Maybe?
06:16:10 Devastator: lemme see if there's any piles of wounded people around first.
06:17:07 ER: I recommend commiting more guns to our alpha strike
06:18:01 Devastator: Yeah, no, I'm not rolling d4 guns to shoot a pistol at them.
06:18:15 ER: why do you still have that
06:18:51 Devastator: which one?
06:19:02 ER: gun
06:20:04 Devastator: because I'm not allowed to sell it.
06:22:56 Devastator: Seriously, I think the only reaon PW gives out free weapons like that is so we can shoot ourselves/each other with them if we get brainjacked or something, instead of being immune to that due to being unarmed. ;-p
06:23:32 ER: I lost and founded mine
06:24:14 Devastator: I thought that was also banned.
06:24:45 Piecewise: It should be
06:24:54 ER: well fuck you you let me do it
06:26:23 Devastator: Just give the pistol back at the end of the mission, then. ;-p
06:26:26 Devastator: unchanged.
06:27:57 Devastator: anyway, extinction time.
06:27:59 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:28:00 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 6 <Total: 6>
06:28:08 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:28:08 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 9 <Total: 9>
06:28:24 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:28:25 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 11 <Total: 11>
06:28:37 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:28:37 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 10 <Total: 10>
06:28:43 ER: stabbo!
06:28:58 Devastator: Well, that was unexpected.
06:36:35 Devastator: lets see.. Sessha has 6 points of DR.
06:36:46 Devastator: `roll 4d4-2
06:36:46 GameServ: Devastator rolled 4d4: 2 4 1 1 <Total: 8(-2) = 6>
06:37:14 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:37:14 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 8 <Total: 8>
06:37:16 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:37:16 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 5 <Total: 5>
06:38:14 Devastator: `roll 1d10
06:38:14 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 5 <Total: 5>
06:38:20 Devastator: `roll 1d6
06:38:20 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d6: 3 <Total: 3>
06:39:18 Devastator: lets see, Sessh has two points of MDR, and no water resist.
06:39:37 Devastator: `roll 4d6+2
06:39:37 GameServ: Devastator rolled 4d6: 4 5 1 1 <Total: 11(+2) = 13>
06:40:43 Devastator: no, wait, the highland mantle would have water res 1.
06:44:57 Devastator: `roll 1d10
06:44:57 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d10: 4 <Total: 4>
06:45:15 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:45:15 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 8 <Total: 8>
06:45:34 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:45:35 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 12 <Total: 12>
06:45:36 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:45:36 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 6 <Total: 6>
06:45:38 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:45:38 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 3 <Total: 3>
06:47:04 Devastator: `roll 1d12
06:47:04 GameServ: Devastator rolled 1d12: 4 <Total: 4>
06:51:15 Devastator: and posted.
06:59:35 Devastator: these narrative updates feature more die rolls than combat ones. ;-p
07:00:37 syv: Yes, that's logical.
07:00:42 ER: that's how it be
07:00:49 Devastator: nah, it's just that this one has narrative AND combat.
07:00:57 Devastator: a normal narrative update might have 2.
07:01:26 syv: A narrative update can have quite a lot happen, but if you're still simulating it in as much detail as combat, then you can go through a lot more mechanical rolls than something where player inout interrupts periodically.
07:02:20 ER: revenant
07:09:06 ER: dev rolls a lot
07:14:44 syv: Yay, path
07:14:55 syv: I guess I'll wait for NJW?
07:15:29 ER: hmm, prolly a good idea
07:15:37 ER: henric still doesn't have legs >.>
07:18:07 syv: bitch ain't got no legs
07:18:30 ER: indeed
07:19:50 Devastator: hmm
07:20:15 Devastator: did the coin hit Moldbin or did it hit the bird body?
07:20:31 ER: yes
07:20:48 ER: you still haven't unfolded or anything
07:21:03 ER: it appears to be probably insubstantial though
07:21:12 Devastator: unfolded?
07:21:36 ER: like the fae person
07:21:52 ER: you're fully contained within that form, nobody can see you
07:22:26 Devastator: I can do that?
07:23:15 Devastator: (but nah, not gonna try and evade a favor. I figure doing it will be worth my time.)
07:25:05 Devastator: anyway, posted.
07:25:22 Devastator: gah, it feels so crude. But yeah, knowlege for knowlege, power for power seems appropriate.
07:36:11 ER: posted, dev
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07:39:29 Devastator: Hmm, that's an odd way to put it.
07:39:45 Devastator: It's on. I'll have my riddle up in a day or so.
07:47:47 ER: ooh, it's snowing
07:47:55 Devastator: hey, congrats.
07:57:31 syv: Holy shit, snow?
07:57:36 syv: Stay safe :<
07:57:37 ER: yesh
08:00:56 Devastator: snow? ;-p
08:01:06 Devastator: have fun.
08:05:21 ER: looks fairly routine
08:05:49 ER: prolly not a climate change doom blizzard come to take my soul
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09:57:01 ER: enough snow to collect on the street now
10:01:22 Devastator: nifty.
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15:40:11 Topic for #einsteinianroulette: Fleshorrors dream of feline BASS
15:40:11 Topic set by syv [Saturday 22 May 2021, 04:44:55]
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22:50:10 Devastator: heya.
22:50:20 Devastator: put the riddle up.
23:43:25 ER: ok
23:43:27 ER: sent
23:46:29 Devastator: Nope, not the truth.
23:46:53 Devastator: <insert phrase about a lie going around the world before the truth puts it's boots on.>
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