04:32:12 Devastator: better than Valhalla?
04:47:44 ER: valhalla? well, they're not very much alike?
05:03:36 Devastator: yeah, meant like that.
05:04:02 ER: been a while since valhalla
05:11:22 ER: there was a giant lipsticked mouth on the wall whispering to me. it offered a clue on its tongue, a photograph. somehow I wound up getting eaten by the thing twice.
07:11:44 Devastator: Congratulations Dr. Tongue.
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09:44:34 Devastator: could do Trence minigame, if you're both around.
09:44:53 syv: It's almost five in the morning, I'm surprised Egan's conscioue
09:44:59 syv: If he wants, though, sure.
09:45:26 ER: could play, might not be too elequent
09:48:50 Devastator: Rolla and Xin are walking along a dirt road, heading westwards. There's a broad field to their right, freshly plowed but with nothing growing on it. To the left is a wall of tan bricks, about three and a half feet tall, with decidious trees behind it.
09:50:04 Devastator: Sitting on the wall is a kid, about fifteen. He's dressed up for fighting, wearing a big two handed sword and a set of fine-looking silver-gray chainmail, under a green tabard. The kid himself has brown hair and green eyes, and something about him pisses you off, like he should be killed.
09:50:35 Devastator: He turns towards you, draws his sword, and jumps cleanly onto his feet. Clearly, he's ready for his next encounter.
09:53:09 syv: "I suppose you are no knight?" Xin says, drawing his weapons, and hopping up on top of the wall.
09:54:16 ER: Rolla tiredly readies her trident.
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09:58:25 Topic for #einsteinianroulette: Fleshorrors dream of feline BASS
09:58:25 Topic set by syv [Saturday 22 May 2021, 04:44:55]
09:58:39 syv: (
ER) "Seriously...? Get out of the way."
09:59:35 syv: >Run down the wall, swinging the greatsword down to hit the lizard as Xin runs past.
10:01:18 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 1 <Total: 1(+3) = 4>
10:02:14 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 4 <Total: 4(+4) = 8>
10:03:38 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 8 <Total: 8(+3) = 11>
10:05:01 Devastator: The big lizard moves much more quickly than Xin was expecting, almost dashing out of Xin's blow. The undead only barely scrapes its scales. Recovering, he flips back down and aims a second blow this one an overhand strike at ground level, but the creature has its claws up and somehow deflects the next blow with them.. they're as hard as metal!
10:05:58 Devastator: (Rolla making a move,
ER?)
10:06:27 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 1 <Total: 1(+3) = 4>
10:06:49 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 4 <Total: 4(+4) = 8>
10:07:26 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 4 <Total: 4(+3) = 7>
10:07:49 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 12 <Total: 12(+3) = 15>
10:08:12 Devastator: (I'm gonna let that crit wound check mean no damage.)
10:11:30 Devastator: Rolla steps up, aiming for the monster's flank, but the blow went high and the grunt of effort too loud.. the monster flattens its hindquarters and strikes out with its bladed tail. Rolla is too swift for that, though, and is ready.. spinning her trident's shaft, the chain whips up and takes the blow for her. Unscathed.
10:12:58 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 4 <Total: 4(+2) = 6>
10:13:00 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 6 <Total: 6(+2) = 8>
10:13:30 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d10: 4 <Total: 4>
10:15:12 Devastator: The monster pulls back, eying its oppositiion warily, as it keeps its head aimed towards the two knights. A moment later, it roars, opening its mouth to unleash a wide blocky cone-like burst of green energy.
10:15:15 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 6 <Total: 6(+3) = 9>
10:16:12 Devastator: Xi is too close to react and takes a hit from the beam, feeling intense pain rip through him as the beam tries to dissolve him. His undead flesh resists, but that took a chunk out of his side.
10:16:38 Devastator: Rolla, being further back, manages to duck away from the wide cone.
10:22:42 Devastator: (I'll do this later, okay? It's probably too late.)
10:22:48 syv: Man, it hit both of us despite Xin trying to flank?
10:23:07 Devastator: Venom Breath is hit-all,
syv.
10:23:18 Devastator: didn't seem fair to not have it hit two.
10:23:40 syv: I don't mind doing it right now, though I'm multitasking, so slow.
10:23:57 Devastator: I think
ER's tired and I should have been here an hour ago.
10:26:16 syv: >Greatsword slash I suppose
10:26:52 Devastator: Yeah, wasn't triggering berzerker yet because you hadn't been hit.
10:28:34 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 9 <Total: 9(+3) = 12>
10:28:45 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 2 <Total: 2(+4) = 6>
10:28:56 Devastator: Xin is not having a good day.
10:29:05 Devastator: (but yeah, hit the sack
ER, we can do this later.)
10:30:11 GameServ:
Devastator rolled 1d12: 3 <Total: 3(+4) = 7>
10:30:20 Devastator: and nope, trence doesn't parry the chain.
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15:34:25 Topic set by syv [Saturday 22 May 2021, 04:44:55]
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