ERLOG 2021-07-04

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01:00:08 ER: hum!
01:06:00 Devastator: more solar.
01:10:35 ER: yesh
01:23:15 ER: yawn
01:23:22 ER: is there anything for blade to do here?
01:27:26 Devastator: Up to you.
02:49:58 Devastator: mmm.
02:50:07 ER: moo
02:50:09 Devastator: I should take briefcase tank, and fold the giant sword up inside that.
02:50:15 Devastator: if you can still see outside.
02:50:55 ER: I think that putting something inside of the suitcase tank would be a good way to atom-smash that thing
02:51:34 Devastator: It's an unknown ruling from its source.
03:05:01 Devastator: it's physically implausable for it to fold up at all, so..
03:05:03 Devastator shrugs
03:05:32 ER: make njw tell us
03:06:08 Devastator: NJW's off.
03:06:13 Devastator: I'll ask when I next see him.
03:06:26 Devastator: although I don't know how worrying it would be to see little girl carrying big sword.
03:07:39 ER: she can handle it
03:12:44 Devastator: aight.
03:12:51 Devastator: I mean, yeah she can.
03:15:36 ER: magical girl with a big demon sword, nothing could go wrong~
03:18:50 Devastator: demonic whispering could be interesting.
03:19:10 Devastator: "You seduce one single micro-organism over to the path of evil. It dies in its scheduled replacement in a week."
03:19:56 ER: the blade... can only talk and stab, as established :p
03:21:21 ER: would have split it between stab and possess-stabbed-thing, but this seems more interesting in a way
03:21:56 ER: and that might have been a little cheesy and dangerous if it gave me control over the titan :p
03:22:17 Devastator: you can learn stuff as time goes on.
03:22:44 Devastator: and you could probably have some voice-activated robot arms or something if you want to study stuff.
03:24:02 ER: hmm, why didn't I think of that
03:24:28 Devastator: I'm actually more thinking like a lab.
03:24:39 Devastator: sword has this plinth and the manipulators roll on tracks in the ceiling.
03:29:14 ER: no, I meant
03:29:27 ER: sword was kinda based on the sword in Transistor
03:29:45 Devastator: oh?
03:29:51 ER: and there's a shot in that where the sword is in a chair and has like, a coat draped over him
03:30:00 Devastator: that does sound epic.
03:30:02 ER: and I thought that would look cool for this sword
03:30:13 Devastator: ..can ask Suzy to make the sword a normal uniform like that.
03:30:14 ER: and you offered clothing and I didn't think about it at all
03:30:34 Devastator: or at least just a coat.
03:30:39 Devastator: I don't think the sword requires pants.
03:59:36 Devastator: Piecewise, does a sword require pants?
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04:14:45 Devastator: `lo
04:14:55 syv: 'lo
04:15:00 ER lurks
04:16:44 ER has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
04:16:56 Devastator: ok
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04:17:59 ER hugs syv
04:18:15 syv headpats ER
04:24:56 ER: wow
04:25:15 syv: Okay fine
04:25:19 syv hugs ER
04:33:10 ER: how thing syv?
04:33:17 syv: Eh
04:33:25 ER: Y/N?
04:35:13 syv: Uh
04:35:16 syv: Want anime...?
04:35:28 ER: didn't care for that one
04:35:57 syv: Cells?
04:36:41 Devastator: things explode in cells.
04:49:50 ER: don't need money, we already bought speed boots~
04:49:57 Devastator: booots!
04:50:06 syv: Wait, wait, hear me out.
04:50:16 syv: _Three_ sets of speed boots.
04:50:22 ER: :thinking:
04:50:31 ER: four so that we can give em to alice
04:50:39 syv: Nah, three.
04:50:43 syv: Willis doesn't get any!
04:51:01 Devastator: why not?
04:51:08 ER: there will be no consequnces to speed willis
04:51:36 syv: Now we get _two_ weak arrows per turn, ah-ah-ah!
04:51:50 Devastator: chug potion, cast spell.
04:51:54 Devastator: chug potion, cast spell.
04:52:02 Devastator: aint nobody can burst like the Willis.
04:52:20 syv: Nah, Willis is better served by +mana and defensive stuff. Unless we want to go MASSIVE cost expenditure, in which case you have a point, Dev.
04:52:42 syv: But I think if we're spending 15 total upgrades on permanent accessories, we're planning to not have much in the way of consumables.
04:52:46 Devastator: At some point you're going to face the Four Swords Forever.
04:52:51 Devastator: sorry.
04:52:53 syv: Forever?
04:52:54 Devastator: Four Swords together.
04:52:58 syv: Haha, aw
04:53:08 syv: Four Swords Forever is a badass as fuck name
04:53:08 Devastator: that's going to be a fight.
04:53:29 syv: Maybe that'd be how we deal with vorpal sword.
04:53:35 syv: Eight actions on initiative.
04:53:45 Devastator: Mmm.
04:53:55 Devastator: that would be a good idea, yeah.
04:54:05 Devastator: and you'll probably have a nastier dragon form and better weapons by then.
04:54:44 Devastator: I do strongly recommend having Trence be dragon before the fight starts.
04:55:10 Devastator: not wasting the turn is probably worth whatever the MP upkeep ends up costing.
04:57:03 syv: Absolutely.
04:57:14 syv: Having him wear the haste boots will also prolly be a good idea.
04:57:57 Devastator: haste is just good.
04:58:03 Devastator: haste boots are just stupidly expensive.
04:58:25 syv: No, they're priced exactly as they should be.
04:58:45 ER: amazing that we weren't forced to go on a quest for SPEED
04:58:45 Devastator: oh?
04:59:14 Devastator: Almost. They're about as powerful as quest stuff, but I figure Haste Boots are in so much demand, people actually stock them.
04:59:23 Devastator: ie, everyone knows someone will buy them, so..
04:59:42 Devastator: you aren't stuck with a +5 Bear Trap, waiting for the weirdo adventurer to show up.
04:59:52 ER: action economy, baby
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05:00:14 Midjag: lo
05:00:40 Devastator: heya jaggers.
05:00:47 Midjag: hiya def
05:00:49 Midjag: dev
05:01:08 Devastator: I am def, yes.
05:01:13 Devastator is now known as Defastator
05:01:16 Midjag: heh
05:01:33 Defastator: so what's up?
05:01:36 Defastator is now known as Devastator
05:01:51 Midjag: not much. Just been writing secondaries all day.
05:01:57 ER: ...I feel like I have energy to play game but not watch show. how's that work?
05:02:08 Devastator shrugs
05:02:22 Devastator: I kinda do want to watch cell with you..
05:02:28 Midjag: I'd be down.
05:03:25 Devastator: sweet.
05:04:08 syv: I am okay with play game or watch show.
05:06:14 Midjag: Gimme like...ten mintues.
05:07:11 Devastator: kk
05:07:33 ER: I really should have taken a nap when I got home, rather than just
05:07:40 ER: you know, stare at my computer
05:07:57 ER: every time I tell myself that I'll get some sleep I Do Not
05:09:34 syv: Checking a random Wikipedia citation led me to a paragraph in a book where a doctor mentions doing an autopsy of a patient why died from being hit by a buckshot pellet. Just one, which went through their arm, then lung.
05:09:53 Devastator: seems reasonable.
05:10:02 Devastator: one collapsed lung kills people.
05:10:33 ER: remind me not to allow the path of buckshot pellets intersect my vital organs
05:10:35 syv: He _also_ found an old .22 bullet which had apparently taken a similar path, lodged inside their rib, which had mostly healed over it.
05:10:47 syv: Shot by the same person, about a year earlier.
05:11:00 syv: "almost exactly" a year earlier.
05:11:11 ER: ah yes, Hunting Accidents :)
05:11:30 syv: Which sounds amusingly like someone shot them with a 22, failed to kill, then a year later tried again in exactly the same circumstances with a shotgun.
05:12:54 syv: Annoyingly the Wikipedia citation also seems to be incorrect, it doesn't mention anything about the relevant subject on the page.
05:13:07 syv: And the previous/next pages are restricted from viewing.
05:15:30 Midjag: I've actually had a collapsed lung, they kinda suck
05:15:33 ER: anyways
05:15:41 ER: smoll dragon https://youtu.be/CprO47mubgs
05:15:50 syv: Holy shit, there's a hydra missile warhead which is loaded with *1179* separate flechettes
05:16:18 syv: That's terrifying
05:16:47 syv: ...I guess there's probably more in shotgun rounds for tanks/artillery, but still.
05:16:58 syv: And a little bird can carry fourteen of those.
05:17:04 Midjag: what?
05:17:16 Midjag: Oh, the helicopter.
05:17:21 syv: Hahahaha
05:17:24 Midjag: Not literally a very small bird.
05:17:31 syv: Yes
05:17:32 syv: Yes
05:17:45 Devastator: why am I not surprised to find out you've had a collapsed lung, MJ?
05:17:53 syv: There are no pidgeons capable of carrying fourteen 70mm missiles.
05:17:54 Devastator: and hey, just need spacewarping for that one. ;-p
05:17:58 syv: ...As far as I know.
05:18:19 Midjag: Hey gimmme like 30 generations and some cripsr and I'll make you some~
05:18:40 syv: No, give me a shotgun cat! :<
05:18:42 syv: ...Hrm
05:18:57 syv: Actually I bet a big tiger could carry at least one of those pods.
05:19:05 Midjag: No, it has to be a death bird first, the shotgun cat will evovle indepentenlly.
05:19:13 ER: *guitar riff*
05:19:15 Devastator: that is amusing, ER.
05:19:17 syv: You have a point there.
05:19:20 Devastator: could woof do it, syv?
05:19:30 ER: *big cat toting a massive rocket launcher appears*
05:20:04 ER: yes give alida a 70mm
05:20:47 Midjag: Hmm, now I want to figure out dense I can make bones
05:21:21 ER: on flying birds? not at all
05:21:45 syv: I don't actually know how much those weigh.
05:21:52 syv: But I bet she can carry several.
05:22:10 Midjag: Hmm, I also need to figure out to how make biological turbine for MP reasons
05:22:23 syv: That miiight be a little broken, if you go into a military base and manage to steal several 70mm rocket pods.
05:22:27 ER: that does not seem trivial
05:22:36 Midjag: I think its possible?
05:22:56 ER: how much rocket podding can the average witch take? :3
05:24:24 Devastator: It'd be difficult to lug them around.
05:24:39 Devastator: and store them.
05:26:26 syv: Honestly I don't think that would come even close to balancing them, so...
05:26:49 syv: All the witches you've fought so far could be killed by one good roll on a rocket pod.
05:27:08 syv: With bad rolls, Lucy and Maria might've taken more. Especially Lucy, due to huge.
05:27:20 ER: though who knows if the atlantian military has anything better than some dudes with AKs in the pack of a pickup :3
05:27:24 syv: This one... that is difficult to answer.
05:27:40 syv: But few witches could really stand up to multiple repeated 70mm rocket hits.
05:27:41 Devastator: I mean, yeah, they might not have rocket pods.
05:27:44 Devastator: plus you have to fire them.
05:27:50 Devastator: Don't they have like a huge pile of safeties?
05:27:55 syv: And if you have ~30, that's...
05:28:08 syv: You're a magical girl, Dev.
05:28:12 ER: metal wolf chaos :3
05:28:44 syv: Are you really gonna tell me that if you retrieved several rocket pods of missiles and dragged them home, you wouldn't be able to figure out how to fire them?
05:28:51 syv: Maybe Alida wouldn't, to be fair.
05:28:56 syv: But Aleksandra totally could.
05:29:10 syv: Ada prolly could too.
05:29:22 ER: we couldn't, there's no technomancy power! D:
05:29:25 Devastator: Yeah, I mean.. Alida couldn't.
05:29:29 syv: Might actually need both of them, I suppose. RR would be massively helpful.
05:29:30 Devastator: and yes, there is no technomancy power.
05:29:35 Devastator: how?
05:29:57 ER: RR could act as offfbrand technomancy I suppose!
05:30:03 syv: Inn is the tech skill. Talented inn plus time means you could figure out a way.
05:30:19 syv: RR would just let you do literal rocket surgery, cheap and easy.
05:30:41 ER: jeez, yeah I wanna see what happens when talented inn works on military tech within RR
05:31:06 ER: looks like we gotta do some heisting, dev
05:31:23 Devastator: alida's like pretty busy out of mission.
05:31:25 ER: turn that tank wolf into a tank, wolf
05:31:49 Devastator: got to run down that person about her father, got to go link up with that crook.
05:32:06 Devastator: and that's assuming she doesn't try something more ambitious.
05:32:29 ER: easier if you enlist friends! :3
05:33:58 syv: Talented inn plus RR would indeed be really fucking powerful.
05:34:07 Devastator: There are things you can do with mind control, yes.
05:34:16 Devastator: but have to actually meet people first.
05:34:19 Devastator: anyway...
05:34:23 Devastator: lets get that show going.
05:35:11 ER: yes but just think how much better you'd do at everything with sophia and ada following you around and loudly providing advice and getting into fistfights with one another
05:35:40 Devastator: you both do have prattle, right?
05:35:47 Devastator: one prattles the other who prattles woof.
05:35:54 Devastator: and she can easily carry both of you at once.
05:36:55 syv: Prattle doesn't run off a stat, mind.
05:37:09 syv: I don't think any magic does, beyond forms of aim?
05:37:26 ER: Sophia doesn't have prattle :p
05:37:56 ER: I have from purity... just the passive, MC, and IM?
05:38:11 syv: I think, by what's written, two people prattling you would be a double buff. On the other hand, that is a buff power that *really* makes sense to not stack.
05:38:14 ER: aka the most edgy assortment possible
05:38:20 syv: "Dodge left!" "No, dodge right!"
05:38:39 syv: *slapfight ensues, nobody dodges*
05:40:06 ER: if we both prattle her it's just a coinflip between her taking the *right* advice or not
05:42:05 Devastator: double buff would also be really, really crazy.
05:43:19 ER: *would* there be any effect to prattling a prattle or would it just look silly
05:43:49 syv: Like, Ada prattles Sophia, who prattles Alida?
05:43:58 ER: yesh
05:44:23 syv: It would mean Sophia does a better job of whatever other things she's doing.
05:44:26 syv: ...Maybe.
05:44:51 syv: Crit successes and critfails are mostly possible at every tier, with minimum/maximum rolls, fr instance.
05:45:13 ER: hmm, could have sophia and ada mutually prattle each other while fighting, that seems like it's be VERY helpful :p
05:45:36 syv: It would also be kinda fun to right.
05:45:52 syv: A battle couple who's constantly arguing with each other over each other's combat form.
05:46:08 Devastator: yeah.
05:46:14 ER: I wasn't gonna grab prattle, I want more MC >.>
05:46:24 Devastator: win first.
05:46:28 Devastator: I think you get more than one level.
05:46:50 syv: Three normally.
05:47:24 ER: I'm sure that I don't need to make my regen more efficient, I'll just keep spending on fun toys
05:48:26 ER: anyways update so that sophia can appear heroically
05:49:26 Devastator: you can probably get away with it.
05:49:42 ER: I guess I'm the medic anyways
05:49:44 Devastator: I mean, we have the option of using a personal wall of dog.
05:49:50 Devastator: for every other character.
05:50:04 ER: but Triage doesn't help hugely for getting myself back up...
05:50:23 ER: if I get gibbed, I can't target an enemy to push my hurtness off onto
05:50:33 syv: You can't?
05:50:34 ER: because I can't... see or sense anything
05:50:44 syv: Hrm
05:50:58 ER: maybe with a cre roll
05:51:07 syv: Pretty sure I'd let you try that with the default emotionsense.
05:51:17 syv: Though yeah, prolly a cre roll.
05:51:26 Midjag: oh yeah, happy 4th gents
05:51:32 ER: prattle me! D:
05:51:36 Devastator: can you triage a friendly?
05:51:37 syv: And it's short ranged enough it would NEVER be worth using as anything more than a emergency try.
05:51:39 syv: Yes.
05:51:49 Devastator: so triage onto the wall 'o woof.
05:52:12 ER: enemy-target for triage is line of sight, I thought
05:52:18 syv: I think basically all targeted abilities that can target an enemy can target an ally, because banning friendly fire is not a thing in general.
05:52:24 ER: and healed target has to be touched
05:52:38 syv: You're always touching yourself.
05:52:43 ER: yes
05:53:00 syv: And LoS is as much line of awareness, so if woof is close enough it'd work.
05:53:07 syv: I want someone to play a blind cre.
05:53:35 ER: if I play a cre she's not keeping her default form for long
05:53:43 syv: I wonder if I could convince Lenglon to make her catgirl or w/e blind.
05:53:49 Devastator: hah.
05:53:52 ER: most likely
05:53:56 Devastator: have to get her in first.
05:54:27 syv: She's followed since the start of the game and awhile ago said she'd like in when possible, even if it takes years.
05:54:38 ER: anyways, best idea for gibbed sophia
05:54:42 syv: And she's one of the few people I honestlu trust that.
05:54:47 syv: Though someone would have to die,
05:54:48 ER: <hey, somebody toss me at an enemy>
05:55:18 Devastator: anyway, lets do show.
05:55:25 syv: Yrp.
05:56:21 ER: oops I was just gonna run away before anime and say I'm too tired
05:56:34 ER: but I literally cannot resist PS talk
05:56:40 ER: uhh
05:56:43 ER ducks
05:56:46 ER has quit [Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- The professional IRC Client :D]
05:57:56 Devastator: mmm.
05:58:05 Devastator: well, ep 1, Pneumococcus.
05:58:13 Midjag: oh boy
05:59:02 syv: It's up
05:59:08 Midjag: ready
05:59:17 Devastator: ready
05:59:24 Devastator: knife.
05:59:26 Devastator: apple.
05:59:34 syv: 5
05:59:35 syv: 4
05:59:37 syv: 3
05:59:39 syv: 2
05:59:40 syv: 1
05:59:41 syv: 0
05:59:54 Midjag: Hmm
06:00:03 syv: ...English OP
06:00:04 Devastator: yes, upbeat opening.
06:00:10 Midjag: This reminds me of the time I was really fucking high adn decided to study some biology
06:00:38 Midjag: Heh, I like the kill symbols.
06:00:47 Midjag: Also my video froze but the audious working
06:00:53 Devastator: uh oh.
06:00:57 Midjag: Yes.
06:00:57 Devastator: stop after OP?
06:00:59 Devastator: ok.
06:01:01 Midjag: I guess?
06:01:11 Devastator: no video isn't much fun.
06:01:13 syv: ER would like this show.
06:01:18 Midjag: yes he would
06:01:21 Devastator: well, that would require him watching it.
06:01:25 Devastator: paused at body.
06:01:27 syv: 1:30
06:01:29 Devastator: video working?
06:01:42 Midjag: yup
06:01:46 Midjag: Seems to have fixed it
06:01:48 Devastator: kk
06:01:56 Midjag: And this shwo already makes me happy
06:02:03 Devastator: heh.
06:02:06 Devastator: aight.
06:02:09 Devastator: 5
06:02:12 Devastator: 4
06:02:13 Devastator: 3
06:02:15 Devastator: 2
06:02:17 Devastator: 1
06:02:19 Devastator: 0
06:02:27 syv: Expositiom
06:02:57 Devastator: I can forgive some exposition for this concept.
06:03:04 syv: Of course.
06:03:22 syv: Dub is hammy as fuck
06:03:28 Devastator: as it should be.
06:03:30 Midjag: Hmm, so I guess I'm like 40% anime girl
06:04:07 Midjag: ...This is not actually horribly in accurate
06:04:13 syv: Cells can be either gender.
06:04:31 syv: ...Which is an amusingly correct incorrect statement.
06:04:40 Devastator: particularly for RBCs.
06:04:45 Midjag: Maybe the host is a chimera?
06:05:27 Midjag: Hmm, he's not eating the corpses, I'm dissapointed
06:05:40 Devastator: I was wondering if they'd show him do that.
06:06:12 Midjag: oof spleen is not where a RBC wants to be.
06:06:23 Devastator: and Lymphatic ducts?
06:06:35 syv: Don't know what that is
06:06:47 Midjag: It's the tubes that carry lymph around.
06:06:58 Midjag: If you've ever heard of lymph nodes it's what connects them
06:07:22 Midjag: I think blood can end up there? But it's mostly just lymph.
06:07:32 Midjag: OH neat.
06:07:47 Devastator: yeah?
06:07:49 Midjag: Techincally he shoudl have covered himself in it, but still. neat.
06:08:11 Midjag: ...Though there are bacteria that will causes things to get togthether.
06:08:18 Midjag: Man this is fun.
06:08:28 Midjag: I'm just buzzed enough for this to be perfect.
06:08:49 Midjag: How sick is this guy?
06:08:58 Midjag: He's got fucking bacterimia.
06:08:59 Devastator: one bacteriujm?
06:09:04 Devastator: isn't that like totally normal?
06:09:05 syv: This is edutainment
06:09:31 Midjag: Eh, bacteriemia is bad.
06:10:02 Devastator: sort of?
06:10:03 syv: Also it seems reasonable that a white blood cell is really fucking serious about anything dangerous at all.
06:10:12 Midjag: I kinda want the white blood cell guy to jsut keep dying and get replaced by an identical clone
06:10:24 Midjag: that's evne more angry
06:11:19 Midjag: I dunno why the platelets are children, but it's kinda adorable
06:11:38 syv: This show is very odd
06:11:54 Midjag: They should more be like burely construction workers who just hate hte light, but I dunno.
06:12:07 Devastator: aren't platlets tiny?
06:12:18 Midjag: Yes
06:12:45 Devastator: that must be it.
06:12:47 Devastator: and yes, cute.
06:13:05 Midjag: heh
06:13:11 Devastator: "What's that red blood cell doing here" I mean.. it's a blood vessel.
06:13:34 Midjag: Hmm...he didn't actually say anythig wrong
06:13:45 syv: There were several around as well.
06:13:57 syv: I assume he was commenting on her following along with the white blood cell?
06:14:03 Devastator: yeah.
06:14:04 Midjag: This is weird. It's like osmosis jones if everyone on it was on a shit ton of acid and hadn't blown their entire budget on bill murray
06:14:07 Devastator: but amusing out of context.
06:14:33 Midjag: heh
06:14:45 Midjag: I fucking love the WBC's just charging towards things
06:14:45 syv: Why are they rappelling? Because they're tacticool
06:14:49 Devastator: Just how gung-ho are killer T cells, anyway?
06:15:22 syv: I want to see this show depict an autoimmune reaction
06:15:42 Devastator: well, one of the episodes is called 'allergy'
06:15:58 Midjag: Lemme put it this way, killer T cells are made by taking incrediblly aggressive cells and then killing them until you eventually end up with cells that don't want to murder you, just evyerthing else.
06:16:11 Devastator: ahh.
06:16:51 Devastator: heh
06:16:52 Midjag: ...Techincally that should have killed her, but eh.
06:16:56 syv: I feel like allergies will just be depicted as overactive racism
06:17:21 Devastator: stabbing things that don't need stabbing, to the point where it causes issues?
06:17:37 Midjag: Yes.
06:17:37 syv: Yes
06:17:43 Devastator: I could see that, yes.
06:17:59 Devastator: although I think they're going to need a lot of guys with knives.
06:18:15 Devastator: wait, there was that guy with the rocket launcher in the opening.
06:18:16 Midjag: I love that he's got a sword, since neutrophills only attack by meele. They leave the cytotocix stuff to killer tcells.
06:18:17 Devastator: mmm.
06:18:44 Devastator: huh.
06:18:52 Devastator: maybe that's rocket launcher guy.
06:18:55 Midjag: Could be.
06:19:05 Midjag: ugh, I need to brush up on my immunology.
06:19:21 Midjag: I learned it during covid and I'm still not sure how mcuh I actually remember
06:19:31 syv: Isn't your research focus immunological in nature?
06:19:42 Midjag: Yes, but it's all inate, not active.
06:19:50 Midjag: At least right now.
06:20:45 syv: The red blood cell is bleeding red.
06:20:57 Midjag: He should eat her, she's injured.
06:20:59 Devastator: yes.
06:21:19 Devastator: eh, I'll give them that liberty.
06:21:31 syv: This show has insufficient voring for scientific accuracy, yes.
06:21:50 syv: Ahhh
06:21:53 syv: Sneeze
06:22:05 syv: Kind've dumb...
06:22:25 Devastator: oh!
06:22:31 Devastator: their hats are in the shape of red blood cells!
06:22:44 Midjag: I love how they just swarm
06:22:48 Midjag: That's aamazing
06:23:00 Midjag: and how the platlets just hitch a ride.
06:23:13 syv: Do they actually do that?
06:23:17 Midjag: kinda?
06:23:24 Midjag: They just chill in the blood stream
06:23:32 Midjag: They don't activelly move aournd like WBCs
06:23:36 Devastator: until something breaks?
06:23:43 Midjag: yup, and then they explode!
06:23:54 Devastator: ..will they show that?
06:23:55 syv: Hahaha
06:24:01 syv: I want to see exploding lolis
06:24:03 Devastator: I mean, I know they do that.
06:24:07 Devastator: but will they show it?
06:24:13 syv: No.
06:24:18 Devastator: yeah, maybe not.
06:24:20 Midjag: I doubt it? they already show'd them making a clot
06:24:33 Devastator: well, next ep might be about that.
06:24:37 Devastator: 'scrape wound'
06:24:40 Midjag: Oh hey, I guess a scrape will show it.
06:24:49 Midjag: I like this show, it's kinda fun.
06:25:13 Devastator: I got time for one more, but then I gotta hit the sack.
06:25:23 Devastator: got called in on sunday.
06:25:43 syv: Okay
06:26:01 syv: Ready
06:26:16 Midjag: ready
06:26:18 Devastator: ready
06:26:26 syv: 5
06:26:27 syv: 4
06:26:28 syv: 3
06:26:30 syv: 2
06:26:31 syv: 1
06:26:33 syv: 0
06:26:58 Midjag: Hmm, I'm trying to think who hazmat guy is.
06:27:16 Devastator: I love the identical perfect sandwiches.
06:27:20 Midjag: I like how RBC is just dumb
06:27:32 Midjag: because she doesn't have a brain.
06:27:40 Devastator: yeah, red blood cell hats.
06:27:42 Devastator: that's amazing.
06:27:44 syv: ...None of them do?
06:27:50 Midjag: WBC does
06:27:58 syv: Uh
06:28:06 syv: What are you calling a brain?
06:28:12 Midjag: A nucleus
06:28:22 syv: Ohhh
06:28:46 Devastator: ..what are those metal things..
06:28:56 Midjag: I'm not sure actualy
06:29:04 Midjag: Maybe their matrix?
06:29:11 syv: ...Did we just spend a minute watching children walking down stairs?
06:29:16 Devastator: Yes.
06:29:16 Midjag: Yes.
06:29:19 Devastator: and they were adorable.
06:29:31 Midjag: Indeed
06:29:40 Devastator: who has the orange book..
06:30:11 Midjag: I'm gonna assume memory B cell?
06:30:16 Midjag: The antibody book?
06:30:26 Midjag: Uh oh.
06:30:27 Devastator: earlier, the female office worker.
06:30:29 Midjag: It stuck again
06:30:31 Devastator: and there's rocket launcher.
06:30:32 Midjag: fuck
06:30:35 Devastator: and has a B armband.
06:30:38 syv: 4:01
06:30:40 Midjag: Hold up. I'm frozen
06:30:52 syv: Mac?
06:30:58 Midjag: It's never done this before
06:31:21 Devastator: yeah, blue guy with rocket launcher has a 'B' on his uniform.
06:31:31 Midjag: Oh he's probably a B cell.
06:31:40 syv: Of course
06:31:49 Devastator: ready at 4.01
06:31:52 Devastator: just wanted a look at rocket guy.
06:31:57 Midjag: ready
06:32:01 syv: 3
06:32:03 syv: 2
06:32:04 syv: 1
06:32:05 syv: 0
06:32:14 Devastator: what do B's do?
06:32:25 Midjag: Uhhh
06:32:46 Midjag: I know they do a lot of antibody sutff
06:33:15 Midjag: But like I'm never like 100% sure how it worrks. In my defense flies don't have B cells.
06:33:20 syv: Oh
06:33:21 Devastator: hah.
06:33:29 syv: Is that a TNF?
06:33:30 Midjag: And I learned about immunology through fucking zoom
06:33:48 Midjag: ...whcih is to say I didn't learn about immunology.
06:34:26 Devastator: I do like how a tiny scrape is an apocalpse on these scales.
06:34:34 Midjag: I mean it makes sense
06:34:43 syv: Of course
06:35:00 Devastator: yeah, but they're not holding back.
06:35:31 syv: Imagine if your blood ran away from hols.
06:35:33 Midjag: I'm gonna assume the WBC is a neutrophil, but I'm not 100% sure.
06:35:39 Devastator: they've said so as much.
06:35:47 Devastator: right.
06:35:49 Devastator: you're a WBC.
06:35:51 Devastator: that's a hole.
06:35:56 Devastator: here comes the germs.
06:35:57 Midjag: Hiya staph
06:36:18 Midjag: knew it
06:36:20 syv: Huh
06:36:21 syv: Nice
06:36:25 Devastator: good call.
06:36:55 syv: Neat monster design
06:36:57 Midjag: I fucking corrected a microbio proffesor in front of the head of the department, if there's one thing I know it's microbio
06:37:14 syv: More depictions of germs need to show them as sharks.
06:37:26 Midjag: oooh, neat.
06:37:31 Devastator: character designs based on what the germs actually look like?
06:37:35 Midjag: I was wondeirng if they were gonna show that.
06:38:07 Midjag: Strep is weird.
06:38:12 Midjag: just fucking weird.
06:38:38 Midjag: Like sometimes it's just strep throat, other times it's fucking necrotizing facitisits.
06:39:00 Midjag: What age group is this show for?
06:39:07 Devastator: I have no idea.
06:39:09 Midjag: Like seriouslly.
06:39:26 syv: What makes you ask?
06:39:27 Midjag: I love that they're just twitchy eyed murderers.
06:39:29 Devastator: It's awesome how ridiculously agressive they are.
06:39:34 syv: Yes.
06:39:39 Devastator: I mean, that's what they're like, right?
06:39:50 Midjag: There's just a lot of blood for what I expected the age group to be for.
06:40:09 Midjag: I'm not sure what he's supposed to be.
06:40:10 syv: Eh
06:40:16 Devastator: some rod-shaped one?
06:40:23 Midjag: Yeah, but there's a lot of those.
06:40:34 Midjag: Hmm.
06:40:38 Midjag: Tetanus?
06:41:02 Midjag: nah wrong shape.
06:41:05 Midjag: hmm
06:41:15 Midjag: hmmm.
06:41:54 Midjag: I like how staphs just smirking, being a dick.
06:41:59 Devastator: gonna need reinforcements.
06:42:09 Midjag: oh it goes like that every time the heart beats.
06:42:14 Midjag: neat
06:42:17 syv: They didn't throw enough lolis into the hole
06:42:48 Devastator: I don't know. They get a lot of murder, and work in teams..
06:42:53 Midjag: Oh hey they are netrophils...they don't eat their enemies enough
06:43:14 Midjag: ....honestlly I could see staph doing this.
06:43:18 Devastator: there you go.
06:43:25 Devastator: 'macrophages and monocytes'
06:43:28 Midjag: Staph is just a slow perncious dick.
06:43:31 Devastator: hazmat guy is one of them.
06:43:46 Midjag: I'm gonna guess macrophage? But I can't rember.
06:43:54 syv: He has like three backup knives...
06:43:59 syv: There we go
06:44:02 Devastator: macrophages are like the really, really big ones, right?
06:44:05 Midjag: Shit I need to brush up on human immunology.
06:45:26 syv: This is such a weird fucking show
06:45:32 Devastator: yes, yes it is.
06:45:39 Midjag: This isn't entierlly inaccruate the platelets explode and trap everything inside the place wehere the scab forms
06:45:45 Devastator: yeah.
06:45:53 Devastator: looks like they translated 'carry inside' to 'carry in arms'
06:45:59 Devastator: ..mind you they did that for the RBCs, too.
06:46:04 syv: They should be using expanding foam grenades.
06:46:23 Devastator: I don't know. All I know about how it works on that small a scale is everything is really, really weird.
06:46:29 Devastator: and doesn't work the way you think it does.
06:46:48 Midjag: Everyhting in microbiology is weird.
06:46:52 Midjag: and increidbly vionlent
06:47:06 Midjag: like just amazinginglly so.
06:47:19 Midjag: See, now he's sacrificing himself
06:47:24 Midjag: on the net.
06:47:30 syv: Nobody's allowed to die
06:47:33 Midjag: damnit
06:47:35 syv: Cloudw
06:47:39 Midjag: Just clone them.
06:47:44 syv: 19:30, or just play, it's almost dome
06:47:54 Midjag: I'm good to wait.
06:48:00 Devastator: wait.
06:48:26 Midjag: Ugh, immunology is the thing I know both the most and least about. It's weird.
06:48:57 Midjag: I know a lot about the stuff that directlly relates to my reaserch, but I'm kinda hazy on the general stuff because covid.
06:49:04 Devastator: https://xkcd.com/2456/
06:49:10 Devastator: "The immune system is at it again."
06:49:13 Midjag: Also yes.
06:49:23 Midjag: Immunology is just really fucking complicated.
06:49:37 syv: Back
06:49:45 Midjag: It's typically the class people do worst in during medical school.
06:49:55 Devastator: kk.
06:49:58 Devastator: ready?
06:49:59 Midjag: ready
06:50:01 syv: 3
06:50:02 syv: 2
06:50:04 syv: 1
06:50:06 syv: 0
06:50:22 Midjag: heh
06:50:49 Midjag: You know what's weird? Bacteria can share bits of membrane to repair other bacterias membrane.
06:50:56 Devastator: 'I'd fall in love with you, but our parents were both bone barrow cells.'
06:51:16 Midjag: being the equivalent if you tore of your skin to fix somones missing arm.
06:51:28 Devastator: huh.
06:51:49 Devastator: uh oh.
06:51:50 Midjag: Oh hey it does show them being stuck
06:51:55 Midjag: wow.
06:52:02 Devastator: hah.
06:52:03 syv: ...Wow
06:52:35 Midjag: Alright then
06:52:40 Devastator: Alright.
06:52:41 syv: And then they get discarded and all die.
06:52:43 Midjag: This show is fucking weird, but I kinda love it.
06:52:45 Devastator: Yeah, this show is weird.
06:53:03 Devastator: amusing, but it's undeniably weird.
06:53:35 Midjag: It's also making me realize I need to brush up on immunology.
06:53:46 Midjag: Because damnit.
06:53:48 Devastator: well, you could do that.
06:53:54 Devastator: or watch the rest of the show. ;-p
06:53:57 Devastator: later.
06:53:58 Midjag: Heh.
06:54:13 Midjag: Ooooooh.
06:54:17 Devastator: ooh, virus.
06:54:24 Midjag: Damnit this looks fun
06:54:34 Midjag: ....Oh god what does cancer look like.
06:54:42 Devastator: There's an ep on it!
06:54:43 Midjag: Is just like The Thing?
06:54:53 Midjag: I really hope it's The Thing.
06:55:22 Devastator: could be.
06:55:27 Midjag: Either that or some changeling the immune system doesn't think about.
06:55:46 Devastator: could also be.
06:56:46 syv: Maybe NEETs?
06:56:54 Midjag: Why?
06:57:13 syv: Cancer cells consume resources but don't do anything but grow?
06:57:16 Devastator: they don't do any useful work?
06:57:40 Devastator: I mean, most cells do work, even if it's just 'be a wall'
06:57:51 Midjag: Hmmm.
06:57:53 Midjag: I guess.
07:04:39 Midjag: Hmm, you know if you think about it, for a least a couple of days just about everyone will be a NEET.
07:04:50 Midjag: At at least some point in time
07:07:14 syv: I suppose.
07:07:15 Devastator: anyway, thanks for watching, MJ.
07:07:30 Midjag: no prob. I quite enjoyed that
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23:49:40 Devastator: 'lo
23:50:08 ER: hey
23:50:59 Devastator: show was good.
23:51:01 Devastator: and crazy.
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