ERLOG 2021-04-25

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03:39:32 Devastator: heya.
03:40:07 syv: heya.
03:45:17 Devastator: found a gallon jug of fresh milk in Cata.
03:46:33 syv: ...
03:46:40 syv: Months after the world ended?
03:46:44 syv: *Where?*
03:46:53 Devastator: Ice science lab.
03:50:13 Devastator: yes I'm spending energy on charging that freezer.
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03:56:43 syv: Hello!
03:56:51 MidJag_: hiya
03:57:02 syv: Hrm
03:57:03 Devastator: heya jaggers.
03:57:05 Devastator: how are you?
03:57:16 syv: If you freeze milk solid, will it stay good for months?
03:57:24 MidJag_: I don't think so?
03:57:39 syv: Neither do I, but I wouldn't know the effects of it.
03:57:49 MidJag_: ..Well actually that's kinda what you do with ice cream at any rate
03:58:11 Devastator: Looking it up, no, cheese isn't going to be an option.
03:58:16 MidJag_: Huh, apperently you can store milk in a freezer for like 6 months
03:58:19 Devastator: it looks like 2 gallons of milk = 1 cheese.
03:58:27 syv: Well damn
03:58:42 syv: How about ice cream?
03:58:47 Devastator: ice cream is doable.
03:58:54 Devastator: Also, nothing says I can't find more milk.
03:59:01 MidJag_: Hmm, I need to buy some milk.
03:59:11 MidJag_: I love milk.
03:59:31 syv: I think if I'd been in the apocalypse for six months, and I had to choose between cheese and ice cream, I'd take ice cream.
03:59:39 syv: Cheese is awesome, sure, but it's not as unique.
03:59:52 syv: I like milk but it upsets my stomach if I drink a lot.
04:00:30 MidJag_: My brothers and I when we're at home go through about a gallon a day.
04:00:41 syv: Damn. O.o
04:01:02 syv: Yeah if I drink a quarter gallon in a day, I feel nauseated.
04:01:14 MidJag_: I see.
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04:04:56 MidJag_: Really I suspect my brothers and I comeing home is something like a locust swarm approaching a field to our mother.
04:10:23 Devastator: whew, this next level is cold.
04:10:34 Devastator: -40 warm feeling across the board.
04:11:12 Devastator: character is wearing wool socks and winter boots, long underwear, a peacoat (if not a proper winter coat), two pairs of pants, arm warmers, a ski mask..
04:11:25 MidJag_: What is a peacoat
04:12:06 syv: A coat made from small vegetables
04:22:07 Devastator: a winter coat made by people who aren't serious about winter coats.
04:22:42 Devastator: nah, gonna swap my T-shirt for a sweater next, and need to make some actual warm gloves instead of wearing three layers of crappy ones.
04:23:03 Devastator: with two pairs of wool socks, should be enough heat to not die on the next floor. There's at least one past that.
04:24:29 syv: That's a very Canadian way of putting that
04:24:33 Devastator: aww, was tempted to take supression pistols until that +2 weight.
04:24:51 syv: Hmm?
04:24:58 syv: I didn't change suppression weight?
04:25:26 syv: Also, suppression pistols are kinda blah, assault pistols already have max autofire
04:25:54 syv: Just range and damage, though I suppose both are significant for pistol caliber.
04:27:05 Devastator: The point would be to spam supression while moving for the guy with the sniper rifle.
04:27:13 Devastator: they'd be a secondary weapon.
04:32:53 syv: Ahh
04:34:12 Devastator: no idea if it's any good.
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15:10:35 Devastator: "spotting an unarmed commander with a sniper carbine"
15:11:10 ER: mm
15:11:33 ER: would have been pretty bad news if that guy had a silencer
15:12:38 ER: a VSS in the treeline would be difficult to deal with. Or at least annoying
16:31:08 ER: so will you play in the next one, dev? :3
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16:32:12 syv: I *meant* unarmored. :<
16:32:24 syv: Body armor is useful, kids! Buy some!
16:32:56 Devastator: maybe.
16:32:58 Devastator: alleg day today.
16:33:25 syv: That's fine.
16:33:44 Devastator: also, can't clear this lab.
16:33:56 syv: Was considering stealing Advance Wars maps for future rounds. Then I remember that I wanted to try hexes.
16:34:06 Devastator: looks like ice lab has a special double mi-go invasion finale that I haven't seen before.
16:34:29 syv: That sounds terrifying
16:34:33 Devastator: I have a bunch of bombs, but I can't open the door to get them behind the reinforced glass.
16:34:35 Devastator: It is.
16:34:47 syv: Why are you not dead...?
16:34:55 ER: truck, comm + PM + scout, dumm + AM + scout
16:34:55 Devastator: The peer command.
16:35:22 Devastator: there was only one flaming eye and one flying polyp that could actually get to me, and mi-gos can't break reinforced glass.
16:35:27 syv: I'll make vehicles cheaper.
16:35:42 ER: ah
16:35:44 Devastator: If I had a sufficiently big bomb, that would have helped, but the biggest one I had was a single C-4 charge.
16:36:04 Devastator: on the other hand, if I had a way to open the inner door and a dozen grenade hacks I could beat them.
16:36:28 Devastator: (the mi-gos enter a room filled with robot defenders, syv.)
16:36:38 Devastator: so lots of gunfire and bombs. I didn't get there fast enough.
16:37:15 Devastator: I think it's this one, actually.
16:37:18 Devastator: "Netherworld access facility with trapped sub-prime monsters and Resonance Cascade activation terminal. (As of 0.C (Cooper), the terminal does nothing of interest.)"
16:37:21 Devastator: so the one that does nothing.
16:40:30 ER: how much cheaper will vehicles be? :)
16:41:17 syv: You just want me to make the next version now so you can do builds.
16:42:05 ER: no no, I just hunger for irrelevant information~
16:43:51 syv: My ceiling is white
16:43:59 ER: oo
16:44:14 syv: I paused after writing that because I was trying to think of something else completely irrelevant.
16:44:16 ER: the plot thickens
16:44:32 Devastator: anyway, there's another barracks here, so it's hardly a waste of time.
16:44:34 ER: hmm
16:44:36 Devastator: that makes like four barracks.
16:44:58 ER: it would make some sense for mounted guns to not get disadvantage after moving
16:45:06 Devastator: YES, MOTHERFUCKER YES, ABOUT TIME
16:45:12 syv: Yeah, I figured I'd do that.
16:45:15 syv: Hm?
16:45:22 syv: Mininuke hack?
16:45:55 Devastator: 40x53mm M430AI (10)
16:47:44 syv: O.O
16:48:10 syv: I don't know what M430 is, but those are grenades rounds, yes?
16:51:40 Devastator: yes.
16:51:42 Devastator: actual grenade rounds.
16:51:55 Devastator: I've only found 40mm buckshot rounds, which are useful, but dont' really blow shit up.
16:52:05 Devastator: these are direct-fire grenade rounds.
16:52:14 Devastator: they might be the most lethal things in the game.
16:52:22 ER: comm, power armor, silenced battlerifle, 2 splosives, loyal pistol squire in scout
16:52:59 Devastator: they're 40mm HEDP rounds.
16:53:00 syv: What about rocket launchers, Dev?
16:53:17 Devastator: single-shot and take time to reload, and are more dangerous to yourself than the target, usually.
16:54:59 syv: Why to yourself?
16:55:22 syv: Also doesn't that kinda mean an *MGL* is the most lethal?
16:55:38 syv: That would make sense, since it really is kinda the most lethal personal weapon used.
16:55:54 ER: what if grenades, but lots
16:57:43 ER: add mgl to the game. like launcher, but more expensive and lets you use explosives multipler times per turn~
16:59:00 syv: "MGL added to game. You can use the suppress action with it, for half damage on nine tiles."
16:59:19 Devastator: you can generally stand far enough away from the grenades to not die.
16:59:20 syv: "And if anyone takes an action you deal an 11 damage hit to their tile."
17:05:52 Devastator: There's another barracks, but I failed to unlock the armoury and I'm out of bombs. It's also too deep in the facility to mine through.
17:26:01 ER: bleb
17:26:05 Devastator: there's also two military bunkers to check out. I have a bunch of keycards. Not a massive number, but a bunch.
17:26:18 Devastator: first one has some more plasma rifle ammo in it, which means I do have enough to make a diamond sword now.
17:27:11 syv: Military bunkers are amazing
17:27:46 Devastator: they're right next to each other.
17:27:51 Devastator: this one doesn't seem that great.
17:28:12 Devastator: never mind, that's a full mag for that sniper rifle.
17:28:17 Devastator: albeit that's all of five shots.
17:30:03 Devastator: oh, and an inactive turret.
17:30:12 Devastator: that is, the kind you can deploy.
17:30:15 Devastator: that might be nice, yes.
17:31:41 Devastator: hmm, probably do one more.
17:32:00 Devastator: looks like a hundred box of rivtech SMG ammo or a subdermal carbon filament CBM.
17:37:26 syv: IIRC subdermal armor was pretty weak.
17:37:44 syv: Like, free armor's nice, but it was basically extra basic clothes.
17:37:50 ER: but flesh is weak
17:40:20 Devastator: went for the bottom one.
17:40:34 Devastator: turns out the M202 flash or whatever the number is was full, so that was the better one.
17:40:56 Devastator: Other bunker was the miniature base type, which had three doors to get to the goodies. I only had two keycards left.
17:44:54 Devastator: also, now that I have enough resources, I can make a diamond sword. Will go with the longsword, actually, since it's 35 for the broadsword and I have 50.
17:44:57 Devastator: so need to spend a day making it.
18:53:59 syv: So what IS a diamond sword?
18:54:11 syv: That can't literally be a minecraft diamond sword.
18:54:20 syv: Diamond *edged*?
18:58:49 Devastator: You apply it with a carbon vapor deposition machine.
18:58:54 Devastator: so basically yeah, diamond edged.
18:59:11 Devastator: anyway, alleg time.
19:02:17 Devastator: you want a stream?
19:02:21 Devastator: I don't have my mic on.
19:08:24 syv: Not right now, no
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20:10:19 Devastator: intense game, but we're unlikely to win it.
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