ERLOG 2021-04-02

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02:28:33 Devastator: ooh, Revenant.
02:28:56 ER: yesh
02:31:56 Devastator: https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/rW7zEwxZ3dS7AfiPwP2wnxNrYueweiT3_5OVzR9g5fM/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/Ex55DHqVIAAKSao.jpg%3Alarge?width=377&height=560
02:32:15 ER: wait, what's this
02:32:36 Devastator: something that looks like the wrong kind of april fools.
02:32:42 Devastator: ie, something taht should exist.
02:34:13 Devastator: now off to TASvideos and their annual april fools thing.
02:34:31 Devastator: http://tasvideos.org/Subs-List.html
02:35:51 Devastator: looks good, but next time bird needs to try swallowing something and then burning it internally. ;-p
02:36:15 Devastator: well, might not be a next time.
02:49:29 Devastator: Madness.
02:49:31 Devastator: http://tasvideos.org/7073S.html
02:49:32 Devastator: simply madness.
04:38:45 Devastator: Ahh, the other fun part of tasvideos April 1.
04:38:47 Devastator: "WAIT IS THIS LEGIT, HOLY CRAP JUDGING "
04:39:02 Devastator: because someone always drops osmething like that, too.
05:14:06 Devastator: phew
05:14:11 Devastator: well, enough tasvideos.
05:24:46 Devastator: gotta talk with syv about what to do in Revenant.
05:40:21 Devastator: burning the bodies might not work properly.
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05:51:22 MidJag: lo
05:52:41 MidJag: So I just spen thte day reaserching if I can make soap with bacteria and it tunrs out the answer is maybe.
05:52:57 MidJag: Why the hell is the answer to my questions always maybe?~
05:53:10 Devastator: well, 'make X with bacteria' is basically always going to be a maybe.
05:53:20 Devastator: what is soap, by your definition.
05:54:14 MidJag: like apperently it's not like certain that bacteria can make soap, but they something seems to do it.
05:56:16 MidJag: But essentially I had a cool idea of fermenting soap and I'm dissapointed I'd have to do rasercher to find out if it's possible
06:00:20 Devastator: hmm
06:00:27 Devastator: how do you ferment soap?
06:00:33 Devastator: (I know what you mean.)
06:01:16 MidJag: heh
06:03:12 MidJag: But yeah, the idea is that you would essentially have a way to easily make soap using the same tech as like beer or whatever, which would then allow for an easier time of providing soap to developing nations.
06:03:33 MidJag: The problem is no one seems to fucking know which microbes make fucking soap, much less which genes do it
06:06:01 Devastator: is soap that hard to make?
06:08:58 MidJag: Not really, but it requires lye, which can be hard to get.
06:11:24 MidJag: and if you can make it so that you just need a mother soap then you can essentially just keep making soap assuming you have fat.
06:11:32 MidJag: ^make it with bacteria
06:12:28 ER: easy enough to make yeast which creates a protean for you
06:12:39 ER: "easy" in genetic engineering terms
06:13:05 ER: more complex things than that will be difficult.
06:13:19 MidJag: Exactlly
06:13:34 ER: I' not entirely sure what soap IS, though
06:13:35 Devastator: mmm.
06:13:48 Devastator: It's basically a fat and an alkali together.
06:13:52 MidJag: Soap is weird, essentially it's just a bunch of lipids that have given up on life.
06:13:57 ER: I don't think there are any organisms which really just *make* soap?
06:14:14 Devastator: pretty sure, there's organisms that make all sorts of weird shit.,
06:15:40 MidJag: Yeah, I mean it's unlikelly it just makes soap, but if you engineer it then you can make it way overexpress soap.
06:20:48 Devastator: I'm glad the show ended up okay.
06:21:23 MidJag: Yeah, I ended up likeing it a lot
06:24:31 Devastator: I think episode 11 was too good. ;-p
06:26:21 Devastator: 12 could not live up to the potential.
06:32:56 MidJag: True
06:38:33 MidJag: Hmm, so after a fair bit of searching, I finnaly found a species that seems to do a form of sapnoificaiton...and it's Clostdrium prefinges, the thing that creates gangrene. So clearlly you can't just use the regular bacteria and overepxress a gene.
06:39:05 ER: gangrene soap
06:39:13 ER: the marketing writes itself~
06:39:27 Devastator: Clostdrium is like super common, though.
06:39:33 Devastator: I mean, it's used all over the place.
06:40:16 MidJag: I mean I'm sure the other colstrdium bacteria do it, this is jsut the one the article talks about, but still, not a good look~
06:41:01 Devastator: nah.
06:41:08 Devastator: e coli is used for how many things?
06:44:58 MidJag: A literally uncountable number of things
06:45:09 MidJag: I mean it's countable
06:45:13 MidJag: But it would take forever
06:45:27 ER: "literally"
06:45:37 MidJag: and would require you to keep updating it as some genetistc has soem new idea for things to do with it.
06:50:32 Devastator: that might make it a countable infinity then.
06:50:39 MidJag: hmm, true
06:54:45 MidJag: Oh joy, literally say, "it is currently unkown exactlly what role Clostridum plays in the sapnoficaiton proccess" Ah well, I have enough projects to look into for right now, maybe if I get bored I'll look into it again.
06:57:38 Devastator: sounds like you could actually learn something with your research?
06:58:48 MidJag: Yup, but I have a bunch of other reaserch projects I want to do more then this one.
06:59:29 MidJag: Maybe if I ever have like a lab of my own I'll give this to some grad student or something.
07:11:14 Devastator: yeah.
07:11:21 MidJag: Welp, having succsefully wasted a day on some intresting literature reviews I shall go to bed.
07:11:33 MidJag: Night dev
07:11:36 MidJag: night ER
07:11:52 ER: bye
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07:12:51 Devastator: good smbc today.
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08:37:45 Devastator: heya.
08:37:59 ER: :)
08:38:11 Devastator: no dual-weapon jaeger this month, it seems.
08:43:15 syv: heya.
08:44:24 Devastator: heya.
08:57:29 syv: I want Crypt of the Nekodancer.
08:57:37 syv: That should be an actual genuine thing.
08:57:43 syv: Maybe someone will mod it in.
08:58:24 Devastator: yes.
08:58:45 Devastator: oh, ER.
08:59:00 Devastator: does the bird have to write stuff or can it make flaming letters in the air?
08:59:08 ER: nya nya nya
09:00:51 syv: nya nya nya
09:01:28 ER: nya nya nya. nyya nyya nyya. nya nya nya.
09:06:38 syv: Hey, ER, can Shalva read the language the bird is using?
09:07:00 Devastator: the priestess should be able to, if Shalva can't.
09:07:09 ER: mhmm, prolly
09:07:13 Devastator: otoh, the bird literally has a literacty skill, so maybe it can write that language too. ;-p
09:07:41 ER: the ancient firegirl knew it
09:08:09 ER: despite the fact she shoulda been speaking fantasy latin or something
09:08:32 ER: and knew multiple languages despite having no skills to that effect
09:08:34 ER: eh
09:15:15 syv: She was magic
09:15:32 Devastator: it's fine.
09:15:40 ER: maaaagic
09:15:45 Devastator: although, if she was looking in I'd suggest letting bird send secret messages.
09:16:02 Devastator: because it makes her head hurt to use bird to translate for her. ;-p
09:16:06 ER: oh well, now that magic is at my command, instead
09:19:23 Devastator: uh oh.
09:19:45 Devastator: I could embrace it.
09:19:49 Devastator: but bird wants to be number one.
09:28:25 Devastator: number two, behind that jerk, isn't a really good option.
09:30:14 ER: Depending on how observaritve you are it'll become clear either once preperations really start or shortly after the pit is dug that the pyre will not involve fire
09:30:37 ER: since we're in a quickened time state I'm not sure if that effects your actions or not
09:30:55 Devastator: 'pyre' usually involves fire.
09:31:01 Devastator: it's an easy mistake to make.
09:31:04 Devastator: I'm fine with that.
09:31:18 Devastator: plus this is mostly conversational atm.
09:33:11 ER: "the priestess smokes you because you made an explosion"
09:34:04 Devastator: really? Welp.
09:34:20 ER: mnm
09:34:20 Devastator: eh, might be surviveable.
09:34:30 ER: I'm tired.
09:35:36 Devastator: could edit it, but eh.
09:35:51 Devastator: too tired to bother, and pyre still means flames. What's the preparations involve?
09:37:47 syv: There's a Crypt of the Nekodancer mod, but it only adds cat ears to Cadence.
09:38:22 ER: some kind of cat transformation power would be funny
09:38:33 syv: That would be Nocturna
09:38:47 ER: no no, cat.
09:38:50 ER: with a c
09:38:54 syv: But mod
09:38:58 syv: Make bat cat
09:41:41 Devastator: mmm.
09:41:44 Devastator: okay, I"ll edit it.
09:41:48 ER: no
09:41:56 ER: nothing I've said is canon
09:42:03 ER: I'm too sleepy for it to be canon
09:42:07 Devastator: ok then.
09:43:06 syv: Fill your mouth with ball bearings then spit them at people.
09:43:12 syv: Then what you say is cannon.
09:43:25 ER: yes but not canon
09:43:29 syv: At least, a little cannon.
09:44:00 ER bites sy
09:44:05 ER: not funny didn't laugh
09:44:18 syv: It made me smile.
09:44:27 syv: So I don't care about your laughing status.
09:48:52 syv: It's way too fucking cold here
09:48:55 syv: Down to 8.3 C
09:49:18 Devastator snorts
09:49:48 syv: I walk out the door and it feels like the air is biting me.
09:50:00 syv: It's awful.
09:50:07 ER: looks a bit below freezing. Could be worse.
09:50:47 Devastator: it's about freezing up here.
09:51:23 syv: You don't have fur
09:51:32 syv: Why do you fools live up there
09:51:42 syv: It's not a place meant for humans
09:52:03 Devastator: and Florida is?
09:52:11 syv: I mean
09:52:16 syv: ...Shutbup.
09:52:37 ER: this place? it's pretty ideal for human, really, besides a relatively low potential for agriculture
09:52:48 Devastator: higher than here.. ;-p
09:53:01 Devastator: but yeah, it'd mean more if you weren't from the hellworld that is Florida, syv.
09:53:02 ER: well of course
09:53:29 ER: one of you lives in one big moquito puddle, the other a big sheet of ice with trees growing out of it
09:53:48 Devastator: it's more mountains.
09:53:59 syv: Isn't there a bunch of iron in your soil, Dev?
09:54:06 syv: ...Or, no, that's MJ's area.
09:54:36 syv: God, the ground over by him feels like rock with a thin covering of grass.
09:54:58 Devastator: No, it's just basically pure clay where I'm at specifically, although there are small pockets that are different.
09:55:24 ER: yay clay
09:55:24 Devastator: and a few huge mounds of sand where it was left from various plates rising.
09:55:47 syv: Plates
09:55:56 Devastator: Yes, oceanic plates.
09:55:59 Devastator: ring of fire and all that.
09:56:01 syv: What kinda stupid animal willingly lives atop a plate?
09:56:11 ER: all of them
09:56:12 syv: Like we *want* to get eatem
09:56:32 ER: literally every animal
09:57:15 ER: it's living in the *gap* between plates where you want to start getting worried
09:57:36 syv: Nah, nah, that's the ninja way.
09:57:49 syv: Hide between the plates, stab your target as they come to eat.
09:58:10 ER: or between the scales
09:58:23 syv: Scales...?
09:58:39 syv: Samraa eats herself, so that doesn't work.
09:59:08 ER: that's where you were, at the start
09:59:13 ER: between two scales
09:59:35 syv: And looked how well that worked
10:01:50 ER: that's right, the whole universe got eaten and now you're all in a dying dream which will end in a couple more updates
10:03:19 Devastator: whoops.
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