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03:25:48 Devastator: writing extinction, btw.
03:25:58 syv: You're always here! But the two possibilities for things planned relied on those two.
03:26:14 syv: If
MJ were here, but not you, it'd be "no
Dev ir
ER, damn"
03:26:45 Devastator: as if I'm ever not here.
03:27:11 Devastator: also, apparently someone told me some british tinkerer got a firearms license.
03:27:23 Devastator: some madman who almost got arrested for his potato cannon / screw tank / flamethrower.
03:27:48 Devastator: someone called "Colin Furze"
03:28:25 syv: Never heard of him, but it's an alright mad scientist name.
03:33:21 Devastator: Mmm, dunno if sessha is the right amoutn of scary.
03:35:58 syv: Send and let me proofread? :3
03:37:07 Devastator: The writing is fine.
03:37:15 Devastator: I'm just not sure how scary what I've written is.
03:37:49 syv: Send and let me give input? :3
03:37:59 syv: Though I may not be the best person for judging "scary"
03:44:37 Devastator: Nah, I was happy with how it was coming out, just not sure of the exact tone I was getting.
03:44:46 syv:
MJ jusr asked when he should hop on.
03:44:55 Devastator: whenever he wants, really.
03:46:07 syv: Would that item seal disable Spar's sword?
03:47:15 syv: "able to ignore that, if it's a real artifact". So I guess not.
03:47:30 Devastator: No, spar's weapon is absolutely an artifact.
03:47:38 Devastator: like super-definately an artifact.
03:49:28 Devastator: it's basically if the item is simulating a spell. That makes it an artifact.
03:49:34 syv: He said 50 mins. Want to play Surviv?
03:49:42 Devastator: ok, though I got one vid.
03:49:47 Devastator: like fifteen minutes.
03:50:21 syv: Solid. I wouldn't say Sessha comes off as overly scary... about what I'd expect of a professional, high level assassin.
03:54:11 Devastator: she had a list of 3 upgrades to spend on stuff to kill Arngrim, depending on how much money you had left over.
03:54:54 syv: Oh. Would she have bought more if we sold more?
03:55:51 Devastator: #2 would be a poison resistance down poison.
03:58:05 Devastator: I had it worked out, but it wasn't happening.
03:58:09 Devastator: didn't write it down.
03:58:45 syv: Then I think two metal potions beats it.
03:59:21 Devastator: metal potions are good.
03:59:40 Devastator: Good to see you're a fan of dragon.
03:59:49 Devastator: shouldn't take all Trence's mana, too.
04:00:01 Devastator: There is one other potential downside.
04:05:31 Devastator: shit, I knew that wasn't you but missed.
04:05:38 Devastator: coulda dropped that.
04:05:43 syv: Eh. I'm not doing hot either.
04:05:45 Devastator: and although I don't know I suspect that was a cheater.
04:05:48 Devastator: not enough evidence.
04:09:09 syv: That was me being an idiot, sorry
04:09:14 syv: I forgor that was the only exit.
04:09:18 Devastator: just stood in the wrong place. I could have taken them had I been agressive.
04:14:22 syv: That guy with the camo was bad.
04:14:38 Devastator: yeah, walked into a nade toss there.
04:14:41 syv: That was a bad time to push, I think. Left me running after you while camo dude flanked.
04:15:00 Devastator: Nah, we got flanked, I had to split them up.
04:15:11 Devastator: and I hit the sniper guy for about 50 with a nade.
04:15:28 Devastator: so wanted to pursue.
04:15:42 Devastator: not a good player, though.
04:15:53 Devastator: did you get the airdrop?
04:16:05 Devastator: huh. Wonder who did.
04:22:38 Devastator: but nah, nading yourself through two windows would have been proper stupid, that. ;-p
04:22:59 Devastator: I'd have stepped on those mines.
04:23:04 Devastator: and wouldn't have went for the M134.
04:23:14 Devastator: there were mines just behind you when you were at that house.
04:23:24 syv: He could 100% have killed me when I went for the minigun.
04:23:39 Devastator: I'd have never doen that.
04:28:22 Devastator: mmm, picked the wrong target.
04:28:26 Devastator: I should have went for the other guy.
04:28:33 Devastator: also, they were both really low when I went down.
04:28:45 Devastator: like super low. Almost had them both.
04:28:58 Devastator: yeah, just picked the wrong one.
04:30:50 Devastator: not that that was winnable, but heh.
04:31:00 Devastator: yes. If I had nades I'd have won that.
04:32:38 Devastator: aaack, forgot to prime that second nade.
04:32:56 Devastator: next time we spawn next to a big thing like that we should both go for it.
04:36:29 Devastator: heh, that's revives for you. ;-p
04:36:32 syv: I had an 8x and sniper, that was awful.
04:36:34 Devastator: just bad luck there.
04:36:45 Devastator: I went around the side to finish someone off and two more ran in at just the wrong time.
04:36:53 syv: No, I totally should've been able to do better, that's a phenomenal combo.
04:37:00 Devastator: eh, you went for the revive.
04:42:23 Devastator: watch that late game redzone.
04:42:34 syv: I didn't have the HP to camp outside.
04:42:46 Devastator: I had two medkits, but they were right there on the near side of the circle.
04:42:48 syv: Went through most of that without a pack.
04:43:06 Devastator: we lost by like half a second.
04:43:14 Devastator: his buddy was down.
04:43:36 Devastator: yeah, was just a bit too greedy there, sorry.
04:45:14 Devastator: one at a time, heh.
04:45:19 syv: That was awful luck, and you did phenomenal
04:45:40 Devastator: and I'd have beaten that guy too. :-p
04:45:56 syv: On top of that you started with fists.
04:46:02 Devastator: Yeah, wasn't too hard though.
04:46:05 Devastator: you got those guys low.
04:46:08 syv: Going right up the ladder as you killed people with better guns.
04:46:10 Devastator: don't forget the first nade.
04:46:20 Devastator: that was a really good throw.
04:46:28 Devastator: downed like 1.5 guys.
04:46:41 Devastator: katana took 2 punches, so under half.
04:48:28 syv: Back. Should I summon
MJ, or more Surviv?
04:48:28 Devastator: sure, lets get the jaggers.
04:48:39 Devastator: I'm up for more surviv, but has been a pretty good game so far.
04:48:46 Devastator: you got that pair of duels to win it.
04:49:29 syv: He's wrapping up. One more round?
04:54:39 Devastator: cheating pink fucker.
04:54:42 syv: Got ambushed while weapon swapping.
04:55:04 Devastator: you don't score four perfect brackets in a row.
04:55:31 syv: Could be here in 2, could be here in 20.
04:55:58 Devastator: I think just one more.
04:56:03 Devastator: I'm starting to get worse.
05:02:41 Devastator: those guys were screwed.
05:02:49 Devastator: sometimes it's better to leave the one guy alive.
05:02:59 syv: Ehhh, if mosin landed any of those shots that would have gone worse.
05:03:01 Devastator: but yeah, we had waaay too many nades for them to survive that.
05:03:11 Devastator: Yeah, but that's always true with snipers.
05:03:21 syv: They had the advantage at first with us being on the ouside of the circle.
05:03:31 Devastator: outside is usually the better position.
05:03:35 Devastator: nobody can flank you.
05:03:52 syv: I think by then we were the last two teams?
05:04:01 syv: So we had to push towards them, and they let us.
05:04:14 Devastator: they didn't have much chocie, really.
05:04:44 Devastator: that guy couldn't hold against the OT, but stuck it out too long because the weapon was so weak he didn't want to run.
05:04:45 syv: The better of the two was the only person in the match besides us to get more than one kill.
05:04:57 syv: You got 7, I got 5, he got 3.
05:05:08 Devastator: well, we kinda just walked the earth there.
05:05:12 Devastator: I mean, everyone died.
05:05:27 Devastator: sheesh, though 1300 damage.
05:05:29 syv: You were using the OT for that?
05:05:46 syv: Egan's right, you're a god.
05:05:50 Devastator: had a mac-10 + I think an AK or something.
05:05:57 Devastator: swapped it for the OT at the end.
05:06:01 Devastator: the OT is good for dodging.
05:06:07 Devastator: you move really fast and there's no shot slowdown.
05:06:07 syv: "ah yes there's a mostin let me grab the worse gun"
05:06:21 Devastator: snipers hate dodgy guys.
05:06:33 syv: Stop making it sound like a good choice.
05:06:38 Devastator: It's not a good weapon.
05:06:46 Devastator: people freak out when they face it.
05:08:20 Devastator: I mean, they either ignore it, in which case they basically stop dodging and take three, four hits and get finished with the mac-10
05:08:27 Devastator: or they run and get naded.
05:08:31 Devastator: or they charge and get hosed down.
05:08:59 Devastator: what they should do is dodge shots and burst fire.
05:09:23 Devastator: plus the speed means I can react to stuff.
05:10:07 Devastator: nah, the important weapon with that combo is the mac-10.
05:10:20 Devastator: the other weapon is just different and screwy, so it's amusing.
05:12:01 Devastator: ..also, I have actually ran into someone else deliberately trying that combo. ;-p
05:12:20 Devastator: I did, but it was amusing to see those drop.
05:14:33 Devastator: I do remember that one time that egan said 50v50 wasn't as fun because of the end-game superboost just turning players into me. ;-p
05:15:46 Devastator: seriously, it's basically just 'think quickly' and 'stay over half-boosted' fo rme.
05:15:58 Devastator: and know what weapons you can actually use over what weapons are actually the best.
05:16:59 syv: I'm not so good at that second part.
05:17:10 Devastator: and you're fine with snipers.
05:17:20 Devastator: Yeah, that's sometimes an issue.
05:17:24 syv: I'd like to work on how I play with snipers.
05:17:26 Devastator: but you're good with them.
05:17:41 syv: Big thing with snipers is that I don't know which ones to take.
05:18:03 syv: There was one game there where I found like three, and wasn't sure which was besr.
05:18:18 Devastator: The DP-28 is the worst.
05:18:25 Devastator: but not by much over the QBB.
05:18:32 Devastator: The special two are much better than either of those.
05:19:13 Devastator: but yeah, if you like a gun, you'll have more fun playing.
05:19:25 Devastator: And that means you have more fun playing.
05:19:34 Devastator: so just do what you like.
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05:30:12 MidJag: man, it took a lot of effort to get here
05:30:31 MidJag: There were like two stairs to go up.
05:31:10 MidJag: it's weird, I'm just stoned versus crossed and it's a very different experince.
05:31:46 syv: Well, that's perfect. Can you work the comp?
05:32:31 MidJag: Yeah, it'll just take me a bit longer then usual
05:32:55 MidJag: I'm actually not that destroyed, which is also different from usual
05:33:09 MidJag: Ah well, probably for the best so I can actually type
05:38:02 syv: Well, I have the BNA folder open.
05:38:07 syv: Ready whenever you two are.
05:40:20 Devastator: out of cuirosity, what are you on,
MJ?
05:40:21 MidJag: what does yours guys start wtih?
05:41:04 MidJag: Hey I think I'm actulaly synced for once
05:41:14 MidJag: I gotta say that theme song is pretty good
05:41:46 Devastator: it doesn't seem awesome, but seems good enough.
05:42:07 syv: Someone set up us the bomb!
05:42:17 Devastator: ..does that count as stalking?
05:42:41 Devastator: oh, no wonder she got turned into an animal.
05:42:45 Devastator: she's friends with a magical girl.
05:42:58 syv: Any other method of extracting this info would be stalking.
05:43:02 Devastator: got her by accident.
05:43:09 MidJag: Or I mean he could ask her
05:43:29 Devastator: If that nose can tell you what she wrote as a note last month, that's a hell of a nose.
05:43:38 syv: ...It occurs to me they just named it "animal city", and dropped off one letter.
05:43:50 Devastator: wonder what it is in Japanese.
05:43:57 Devastator: with tactical prongs.
05:44:00 syv: Probably still Anima City.
05:44:17 Devastator: so does wolf like her?
05:44:46 syv: That's a helluva barricade.
05:44:55 MidJag: Can't her tail break it?
05:45:07 Devastator: he's kinda powerful.
05:45:25 MidJag: That mayor looks exactlly the same
05:45:57 Devastator: 'and they don't have your magic nose.'
05:46:09 syv: ...They're bombing to protest a hospital?
05:46:19 Devastator: they're bombing drug-carrying trucks.
05:46:32 MidJag: I mean I think if a hosptial got bombed it would probably increase tensions in gneeral?
05:46:55 Devastator: ..is he literally named 'wolf'?
05:47:27 MidJag: I was about to say doesn't that mean wolf in japenese?
05:47:35 Devastator: "I have nothing to do with my time"
05:48:10 Devastator: She does want to go along because she has literally nothing to do.
05:48:11 MidJag: Yeah this abuot the shut in word in japensese
05:48:55 MidJag: I mean considering the beast men turn into humans then how the hell do you tell in the first place
05:49:07 Devastator: I'll have to check his other name.
05:49:18 Devastator: maybe it's like 'strong wolf' or something.
05:49:43 MidJag: Wait, I just missed his expalantion for why he hatesthe hospital?
05:49:54 Devastator: worried they're taking advantage of the captive population.
05:50:01 Devastator: to be honest, it's a big city.
05:50:15 Devastator: having one guy with powers isn't out of line for a whole city.
05:50:47 MidJag: It's a fake bomb except for one of them.
05:51:05 Devastator: no, looks like six bombs as a distraction.
05:51:06 MidJag: And then the real target is the thing your robbing
05:51:08 Devastator: while they do the real heist.
05:51:18 MidJag: Yeah, the die hard 3 plot
05:51:39 syv: "Shiro Ogami". Means "Big Samurai", apparently?
05:51:51 Devastator: sounds about right.
05:52:14 Devastator: now we know who did it.
05:52:31 Devastator: okay, thowing your phone?
05:52:39 syv: Who would throw their phone?!
05:52:55 Devastator: she needs to learn to punch.
05:53:12 MidJag: Or any of the other things she has
05:53:21 Devastator: she can shapeshift, she'd better learn some way to fight.
05:53:39 MidJag: Then learn hoe to shapeshift fight
05:54:17 MidJag: Or an elephant or something?
05:54:30 Devastator: ep title is 'rhino'
05:54:53 MidJag: This guy can fucking time travel with his nose?
05:55:10 Devastator: I mean, mr Big Samurai obviously has something going on.
05:55:14 MidJag: Activate the kill bots?
05:55:28 MidJag: This is a much better plot high
05:55:40 MidJag: Like everythings neat versus cliche.
05:56:23 syv: You being high is also making it more entertaining for me.
05:56:42 MidJag: I'm suprised you can even tell
05:57:13 Devastator: "look, nobody cleans up enough to hide from my nose, unless they know I'm going to be on the scene."
05:57:22 Devastator: Oh god, his nose has a court order?
05:58:01 Devastator: did they steal these shafts from Evangelion?
05:58:13 syv: Nobody thinks anything of jumping down thirty stories?
05:58:17 MidJag: I love how angry his eeyes are
05:58:24 MidJag: They're making a frowny face
05:58:34 Devastator: I mean, would you rather jump down 30 stories or fight Mr. Big Samurai?
05:59:01 Devastator: is she going to bird?
05:59:01 MidJag: Huh, all the dogs are police? They're gonna get some disciminatoin suits~
05:59:29 Devastator: now would be a good time.
05:59:50 MidJag: Who's apperetnyl a human parachute
05:59:54 Devastator: yeah, wolf is more special than the MC.
06:00:04 MidJag: The manly way to parachute
06:00:23 syv: The cops got down as fast as them.
06:00:27 Devastator: no wonder this city doesn't get invaded.
06:00:31 MidJag: Hahah, falls 70 stories, lets get you treated
06:00:38 syv: They literally fell off the building, and beat the cops by like four seconds.
06:01:07 Devastator: eh, maybe there was a timeskip there. ;-p
06:01:26 MidJag: I mean it could be that they bounced a lot?
06:01:41 MidJag: His eyes are still son angry
06:01:53 Devastator: maybe he was born that way.
06:01:56 MidJag: His skull needs the skeleton angry eyebrows thing
06:01:58 Devastator: that's why they named him Big Samurai.
06:02:18 syv: It's just part of him being an antihero bishie
06:02:28 Devastator: maybe it's a buddy cop show between raccoon and woof.
06:02:42 Devastator: ..that would be good, actually.
06:03:32 syv:
MJ, wasn't part of your recommendation of this because Studio Trigger does gore?
06:03:47 syv: Well, hopefull we'll get some.
06:04:40 MidJag: Hmm, you know evangelion while incredibly runk was really good
06:04:52 MidJag: Definetly made the plot make more sense
06:04:54 Devastator: I don't know about that.
06:04:59 Devastator: I think it made too much sense to me.
06:05:09 Devastator: might have been more fun if I had no idea what was going on.
06:05:43 MidJag: Oh yeah, isn't that like a tanuki thing to turn into a statue or something?
06:05:56 Devastator: I know there's some thing with leaves.
06:05:59 syv: I don't recall that being a thing?
06:06:03 Devastator: but not the details.
06:06:06 MidJag: I think it's seomthing with leaves
06:06:22 syv: They use leaves as a focus for maintaining their shapeshifted forms, IIRC.
06:06:45 MidJag: Huh, so apperenlt you need to foil a terroist attack to get a citizenship, I still like it more then the US system~
06:06:56 Devastator: I think she's only been here a fairly short time.
06:07:00 Devastator: like maybe a month or two.
06:07:16 syv: I bet
MJ's happy he's high for this.
06:07:32 MidJag: This is like genetics if genetics was fucking way more badass
06:07:42 MidJag: And made even less sense
06:08:07 MidJag: Humans will try to mate with literally anything.
06:08:50 syv: I guarantee it's happened.
06:08:56 MidJag: I'm really suprised their intialy thing was murder versus mate. From anth class I've learned that humans will try anything
06:09:11 Devastator: ..I'm also amused how you can get her to do anything because she literally has no life.
06:09:30 Devastator: "Hey, want a look at this stolen stuff?"
06:10:16 MidJag: That is the least subtle place for a murder I've ever seen
06:10:20 Devastator: ...are you going to pick a fight with wolf like right there?
06:10:32 MidJag: Why did he trun into blood?
06:10:37 Devastator: Just wondering, because that looks like they might irritate him.
06:10:37 syv: Apparently wolf doesn't care.
06:10:54 MidJag: Wait, why did he turn into blood?
06:11:21 syv: With how much he was wrapped, the rope shouldn't have cut in.
06:11:40 MidJag: And like he was tied to the chair, which clearlly pulled him along
06:11:52 MidJag: So why did he just explode?
06:12:09 MidJag: How many crime bosses are in this city?
06:12:11 Devastator: too much testosterone?
06:12:15 Devastator: I think three so far.
06:12:21 Devastator: shark, this guy, and rabbit.
06:12:30 MidJag: OH my god she's a pokemon
06:12:39 syv: What was that one called...
06:12:49 MidJag: The thing that's the seal starter
06:13:21 MidJag: So what she's a dolphin?
06:13:37 MidJag: she doesn't look like a dolphin
06:14:17 syv: The water starter from gen 6.
06:14:19 Devastator: "Brionne" apparently.
06:14:25 MidJag: Yeah, what I was saying
06:15:01 MidJag: Oh hey sh'es not a tanuki thing
06:15:15 Devastator: Maybe she can only do it when it will get her into more trouble.
06:15:16 MidJag: So apperenltt yhini about home makes her change abcL?
06:15:24 MidJag: ....wow that was unintellgiable
06:15:26 Devastator: nah, she has to want it really bad.
06:15:55 MidJag: What animal has fucking stars for eyes
06:16:10 MidJag: Okay, now wanting to go the sparkly thing, that's an understanble emotion
06:16:15 syv: She's just got reflective eyes and is staring at the sparkly.
06:16:25 MidJag: Nah I mean when she trasnformed
06:16:25 syv: WHY a seal has sparkling...
06:16:40 Devastator: mom must be another of her.
06:16:57 MidJag: Wow, that is the most disintred police officer I've ever seen
06:17:28 MidJag: Again, how the hell does anyone even find beast man in the first place?
06:17:33 Devastator: "Sparkles and Boring"
06:17:39 Devastator: eh, might be other issues in the long term.
06:17:40 syv: So they go back to the human city...
06:17:47 syv: To join in on a furry club party.
06:17:57 Devastator: This kinda is a furry show,
syv.
06:18:16 MidJag: God how is there no beer in the house
06:18:46 Devastator: maybe that's why they suck at hiding.
06:19:13 MidJag: How old are these people? This party is like giant.
06:19:21 Devastator: they just have too much moneyl.
06:19:34 Devastator: I mean, they're like the definition of idle rich.
06:20:05 MidJag: Hmm, true, but like the audience is a adults and the the host looks like a young teenager.
06:20:11 syv: Only now notice that the crime boss is named "Flip".
06:20:32 MidJag: He just stopped your car with his foot, I don't think anything you say will threaten him
06:20:50 Devastator: Just how dumb do you ahve to be to voluntarily fight this guy?
06:21:17 MidJag: Oh is this gonna turn into an eyes wide shut murder party?
06:21:39 Devastator: but something weird should happen.
06:21:52 MidJag: I'm guessing murder party
06:22:00 Devastator: yeah, something fucked up is going to happen.
06:22:14 Devastator: mayor hands it off to woof.
06:22:15 syv: The actual animalperson isn't happy to join in a furry party.
06:22:18 Devastator: woof hands it off to recoon.
06:22:25 Devastator: eh, I think she just doesn't like big parties.
06:22:38 Devastator: one on one kind of person.
06:22:56 Devastator: dolphins breathe air, morons.
06:23:14 syv: I think fhey're maximal stupid,
06:23:28 Devastator: stuipidly rich, literally.
06:23:35 MidJag: How do you not know dolphins breath air and you love an island
06:23:46 Devastator: this is the mainland, fwiw.
06:23:54 Devastator: but be accurate as to what kind of morons.
06:24:03 Devastator: moron taxonomy is important! ;-p
06:24:10 syv: Furry show is not positive towards furries, surprisingly.
06:24:12 MidJag: True. I have met some ungodly stupid idle rich.
06:24:29 MidJag: How much ectasty is she on right now?
06:24:33 Devastator: gotta medize it to not lose the fanbase, but.. yeah.
06:24:46 Devastator: very unusal to depict them as being idle morons.
06:24:48 MidJag: That can not be a safe amount to still be cool with almost dieing.
06:25:29 MidJag: That wolf has some good lines
06:25:38 Devastator: but yeah, wolf is a good character.
06:25:49 MidJag: he's like even more furry batman
06:26:00 syv: Apparently they actually realize their invulnerability is weird!
06:26:01 Devastator: and he provides an actual reason for the city to be like the way it is.
06:26:45 Devastator: there's crime everywhere because there's one competent cop, but nobody actually burns the place down because the one cop is invincible.
06:27:09 MidJag: Hmm, one more? Or should I go find some degeneracy to get into?
06:27:19 syv: Isn't this degeneracy,
MJ?
06:27:21 Devastator: should take a bit anyway.
06:27:25 Devastator: clouds are coming up, right?
06:27:26 syv: But yeah, I'm good for another.
06:27:29 Devastator: but yeah, I wouldn't mind a couple more.
06:27:42 Devastator: just need a few for bathroom anyway.
06:28:31 MidJag: someone ping me to come back
06:36:10 MidJag: I started at like 10, so it's been about 4 hours ish
06:37:01 MidJag: That's the most fuckng nonchallant mention of an extinctoin
06:37:15 Devastator: yeah, plus I doubt you could dunk as a human.
06:37:30 MidJag: No, not the WNBA, don't subject me to this
06:37:37 syv: I feel like sports wouldn't work great with beastmen.
06:37:48 Devastator: you'd probably have to change some rules.
06:37:57 syv: Massive variation in physical capabilities
06:38:03 MidJag: Just have the fucking rhino bat.
06:38:18 Devastator: I mean, Alida couldn't play sports, and she's only a part time woof.
06:38:25 Devastator: ..also, this looks like filler episode.
06:38:34 MidJag: Fuck, of all the time to be sober
06:38:54 MidJag: Just fucking murder someone on the field, crowd heers
06:39:33 MidJag: This is really quite something
06:40:06 syv: Why... why are flamingos beating bears at murderball?
06:40:07 Devastator: yeah.. I don't know what to make of this.
06:40:07 MidJag: Yup, that's the only way to enjoy baseball
06:40:17 Devastator: they'r ereally crappy bears?
06:40:19 MidJag: Just absoultly piss drunk
06:40:29 Devastator: I actually like baseball.
06:40:40 syv: "I have a nail appointment"
06:40:42 Devastator: is she going to kill the flamingo?
06:40:56 Devastator: well, yes, mocking.
06:41:04 MidJag: huh, you know that's a point. Do flamingos have nails?
06:41:15 Devastator: they do have foot talons.
06:41:24 MidJag: Yeah, but do those grow like nails?
06:41:30 syv: But she held up her sparkling wingtips.
06:41:38 Devastator: I think that was a knife.
06:42:32 syv: ...Baseball is extincting animalpeople.
06:42:39 MidJag: I'l admit that's a good song
06:42:50 Devastator: "We don't have money.. We don't have dreams.."
06:42:59 MidJag: Also why is baseball literally a gladiator tornament that pays terribly
06:42:59 syv: And the mafia control the only sport.
06:43:26 Devastator: Wait, is there something she won't do?
06:43:53 MidJag: These are some sad bears
06:44:02 Devastator: "We're just playing baseball. Nobody is supposed to die!"
06:44:09 MidJag: Maiming is always approved~
06:44:22 MidJag: How is this remotly fair?
06:44:36 MidJag: Or just not an excuse to murder?
06:45:09 MidJag: Hey look
dev it's the astros playing
06:45:18 MidJag: They already know all the signs
06:45:29 Devastator: yes, I'm not sure either.
06:45:37 Devastator: I was thinking this was just filler, but this is too weird to be filler.
06:46:24 MidJag: They want them to always lose? wouldn't that make their bets less good?
06:46:35 Devastator: could be feeding the belt, so to speak.
06:46:40 MidJag: Since the odds are always high and no one ever bets on them?
06:46:41 Devastator: just lose to make the good teams look better.
06:46:43 syv: They should have won massively for an upset
06:47:04 Devastator: might be money laundering.
06:47:14 Devastator: you bet on the losing team to pay the mob money.
06:47:28 MidJag: but it seems to odd to launder money with an illlegal gambling
06:47:37 Devastator: It's really common, actually.
06:47:39 MidJag: Oh right, Japan likes baseball ror somereason
06:47:55 Devastator: ..and yeah, that's a donkey.
06:48:15 MidJag: So do these bears just have a death ewish?
06:48:21 MidJag: is that why the play deathabLl?
06:48:22 Devastator: I think they just like baseball.
06:48:47 MidJag: Is it fair to play baseball against someone who's literally made of rubber?
06:48:54 syv: Well she's gotten good control of shapeshifting.
06:49:09 syv: Is it fair to play baseball against a team of people who can turn into tigers?
06:49:21 Devastator: Is it fair to play baseball against the Kenshin Tigers?
06:49:23 MidJag: I mean I think at least somehwat consideirng they're fucking bears?
06:49:27 Devastator: (the best team in japanese baseball.)
06:50:04 Devastator: (It's also how the mob pays people money,
MJ)
06:50:15 Devastator: (You won it gambling, but it was rigged.)
06:50:34 Devastator: against the "Killer Animals" Hah.
06:50:36 MidJag: I like the jacked mouse.
06:50:46 MidJag: That announcer is quite something
06:51:13 Devastator: yeah, they might have found a team tanuki can't beat.
06:51:15 syv: Are they fighting a meth fuelled wolf now?
06:52:10 MidJag: I mean I like not getting murdered by the shark mob and getting a very large amount of money from it.
06:52:19 MidJag: I think those are reaosnable motivatiosn
06:52:20 Devastator: ..yeah, it's a compelling argument.
06:53:20 MidJag: Why is she peling the wall?
06:53:27 syv: She's demolishing a stadium with baseballs.
06:53:31 Devastator: She's trying to shame the team into playing.
06:53:31 MidJag: I'm way to high for this shit.
06:53:38 syv: And bear cub is more resistant than concrete.
06:53:45 MidJag: But like why is she jsut stadnig there alone? Where's the other team?
06:53:48 syv: No, no
MJ, you are not high enough.
06:53:56 Devastator: they're in the dugout when they are throwing stuff.
06:54:25 MidJag: I forgot about the angry crowd
06:55:34 syv: He disassembled their guns.
06:55:35 Devastator: yeah, nobody should ever willingly fight that guy.
06:55:38 MidJag: Why doesn't every crimial just memroize what that guy loos like
06:55:40 syv: Which they tried to club him with.
06:55:48 Devastator: I don't think shooting would have done better.
06:56:04 Devastator: and they lose anyway.
06:56:29 Devastator: well, guess they get paid now.
06:56:34 Devastator: or at least get to live.
06:56:58 MidJag: Take the money frmo the goddamn thing so your teams doesn't live in poverty.
06:57:28 MidJag: I need to be more high next timeI watch it
06:57:29 Devastator: That was the weirdest filler episode eve.r
06:57:41 MidJag: I mean it's definelty. aweird enough show for me
06:57:55 MidJag: It's just weird enough I kinda want to see what insanity it'll try next
06:58:04 Devastator: Yeah, I genuinely have no idea what's going next.
06:58:07 Devastator: there seems to be some kind of plot.
06:58:38 syv: I hope it tone shifts into someone exploding in gore.
06:59:01 MidJag: I think I'm actually syned pretty well
06:59:03 Devastator: well, we saw someone get hit by a pile of spikes.
06:59:15 Devastator: I think that was just after you went to clouds.
06:59:31 MidJag: and a man get hit by many knives
06:59:34 Devastator: there might not be any gore.
06:59:44 syv: The coach murder scene had blood.
06:59:56 MidJag: Man, I miss going out to bars. I just realied how much I miss that.
06:59:57 Devastator: okay 'fox' in this one.
07:00:05 Devastator: won't be too much longer,
MJ, with the vaccines.
07:00:09 MidJag: The signs reminded me of it.
07:00:25 MidJag: OH hey the nintendo game
07:00:35 MidJag: The one with hte painitng
07:00:38 syv: They're talking about him, yeah.
07:01:13 Devastator: 'did you draw this, old man?"
07:01:16 MidJag: the statue looks like the thing from that game was what I was sayijng
07:01:37 Devastator: well, yes, he would eat it.
07:01:55 MidJag: Hah, no one has friends in highschool
07:02:23 MidJag: ...We had very different highschool expercines clearlly.
07:02:45 Devastator: oh, my high school was something.
07:02:49 syv: Why are they both crippled?
07:02:55 MidJag: They got into an accident
07:02:56 Devastator: car accident, I think.
07:03:04 Devastator: then she turned into something and was kidnapped.
07:03:16 syv: And this lady just appears.
07:03:26 MidJag: Yeah, appernelt minks are weasly
07:03:31 MidJag: Or however you spell that
07:03:31 Devastator: I think she was looking for her specifically.
07:03:34 syv: And then pawns off menial work.
07:03:46 Devastator: well, yes, crooks aren't known for doing menial work.
07:03:47 MidJag: man, those bears are stupid
07:03:52 Devastator: maybe just that one.
07:04:15 MidJag: This show escalates quicklly
07:04:49 MidJag: What the hell is going on?
07:05:01 Devastator: was not expecting cult.
07:05:04 Devastator: was expecting woof.
07:05:12 MidJag: Appperenlt silver wolf has a cult
07:05:20 Devastator: that's totally believable.
07:05:42 MidJag: Why is the furry pope here?
07:06:16 MidJag: Hey look, god, lets' shoot it
07:06:56 MidJag: I mean come on if you saw a god you would at least think I wonder if I can kill it
07:07:08 Devastator: ..did they transform an idol so they'd get a fake beastman god?
07:07:15 syv: Her best friend when she was human.
07:07:26 syv: That is exactly what happened.
07:07:34 MidJag: this makes even less sense then I expected it to
07:07:56 Devastator: This is breaking more new ground.
07:08:37 Devastator: ..well, if she has MC's powers..
07:08:40 Devastator: yeah she could do it.
07:08:55 Devastator: and they probably actually trained her.
07:09:03 MidJag: I thought tanuki were just racoons.
07:09:14 syv: Nope. They're raccoon dogs.
07:09:24 syv: Which aren't raccoons or dogs.
07:09:29 MidJag: So wait, she can transform from her human state, into fox state into a wolf
07:09:39 Devastator: I think she has MC's powers.
07:09:45 syv: Foxes and tanukis basically have the same shapeshifting powers.
07:09:54 MidJag: That does make sense then
07:10:05 Devastator: "Can the silver wolf do that, Silver wolf?"
07:10:09 syv: Foxes are just the clever trickster, while tanukis are comic relief.
07:10:24 MidJag: I think in all cultures foxes end up as clever tricsters
07:10:26 Devastator: so might be standard, then.
07:10:33 Devastator: MC is comic relief, and fake is.. a fake.
07:10:33 syv: Also, foxes are better at it.
07:10:42 Devastator: Yeah, that makes sense.
07:10:49 Devastator: she is better at it, too.
07:11:06 MidJag: When did she get brought into an underground genetics labrtory?
07:11:17 syv: Presumably when she was kidnapped?
07:11:26 MidJag: She seemed oddly okay with it
07:11:27 Devastator: was in hospital just before.
07:11:44 Devastator: musta done it then and got MC too.
07:11:56 MidJag: Wait, I thought she didn't know she got experimented on
07:12:06 Devastator: I don't think she knows, but it would have been possible.
07:12:18 Devastator: knocked out, or operated on or something.
07:12:22 MidJag: So the fox knows she got experimented on and the racoon doesn't
07:12:41 MidJag: ...I'm gonna have to rewatch that.
07:12:46 Devastator: I don't think it'll help.
07:12:46 MidJag: I have no idea what happened
07:12:53 Devastator: I'm barely keeping up.
07:13:03 MidJag: Good thing at least one of us is sober
07:13:34 syv: Tanuki girl is an accident who happens to have gotten god powers too.
07:13:55 MidJag: But was she exposed by accident? What mutated her?
07:13:58 Devastator: I think god has different powers.
07:14:02 Devastator: eh, they were always together.
07:14:09 Devastator: maybe got both exposed.
07:14:18 syv: Yes, true god has generic superpowers.
07:14:25 syv: While the other two just have shapeshifting.
07:14:29 Devastator: I hope true god has generic superpowers.
07:14:33 MidJag: I met a church that was like a cult once.
07:14:47 syv: Are you sure it wasn't a cult calling itself a church?
07:15:03 Devastator: The alternative is that true god is sandbagging it.
07:15:15 MidJag: For whatever reason when I was a freshman I awlays got approached by weird religous people.
07:15:31 syv: I bet you'd make a great missionary.
07:16:42 MidJag: the nice thing is once I was a junior they seemed to stop.
07:17:01 MidJag: Guess I didn't look oblivious enough.
07:17:16 syv: I just cannot follow this show
07:17:35 MidJag: So wait she knows she is a shapeshifter?
07:17:53 MidJag: A so she's a female ventari
07:18:04 Devastator: eh, maybe not quite.
07:18:11 Devastator: I think something a little different.
07:18:18 Devastator: also shitty animation.
07:18:22 Devastator: they ran outta monmey.
07:18:29 Devastator: three frame scenes.
07:18:30 syv: That's a bad sign at this point.
07:18:41 Devastator: well, they had the big woof scene earlier this ep.
07:18:44 Devastator: and it's the halfway mark.
07:18:51 Devastator: it might be bad, yeah, but it might be fine.
07:19:00 MidJag: On the ohter hand netflix was funding this, so I'd be kinda suprised if they ran out of money
07:19:13 Devastator: mighta had a per ep budget.
07:19:29 Devastator: also fake god idol girl is a dick.
07:19:46 MidJag: Yeah, I think tanuki girl may have a bit of a toxic friend
07:19:46 syv: Yeah, she's been a selfish dick in every flashback scene too.
07:20:14 syv: Tanuki girl has always been an easily-duped fool, and idol friend liked having a sycophant patsy.
07:21:12 MidJag: What the fuck is this godamn show sometimes
07:21:26 Devastator: yeah, this is half normal and have utterly bizarre.
07:21:26 MidJag: I mean it's neat, but jesus this is quite something.
07:21:43 MidJag: It's like the writer took acid midway through every script
07:22:16 Devastator: that's half. Have to do more sometime. I want to see how the hell this ends.
07:22:27 syv: Yeah, I'll admit it has me too.
07:22:45 syv: I like shows I can't predict.
07:22:47 Devastator: I mean, this ep was weird as hell.
07:23:04 Devastator: but it also would be the right time to introduce a villain with the physical capabilities of opposing the protags.
07:23:08 syv: I feel like I wouldn't be able to predict it even if I'd already watched it.
07:23:13 Devastator: but it isn't just that.
07:23:27 Devastator: they would have done that in a far more boring manner if it was going to be just that.
07:23:34 MidJag: I need to be way higher next time I watch this
07:23:39 MidJag: Maybe then it'll make sense
07:23:54 syv: Poison yourself for my amusement.
07:24:18 MidJag: Huh, netflix has PM3. And filled it under dark TV shows
07:24:31 syv: Well that's natural, on both counts.
07:24:42 MidJag: Just kinda spoils the twist
07:25:03 MidJag: man netflix has a shit ton of anime
07:25:19 syv: Anime has gotten rather popular?
07:26:08 syv: Animation basically dying in the west, outside of kids shows (which naturally make people like animated shows) might have something to do with that.
07:26:23 syv: Also family guy and that whole... genre.
07:26:55 MidJag: Which always struck me as weird, since like you'd thikn since most popular kids shows are animated there would therefore be more animatoin aimed at adults as well
07:27:19 syv: I think it's just the people with funding thinking that it just wouldn't work, for some reason.
07:27:40 syv: At this point they might also realize the difficulty of competing with cheap importation of anime...
07:28:24 MidJag: On the other hand bojack horseman is pretty good
07:28:43 syv: Isn't it in the same genre as family guy and that whole set?
07:29:38 MidJag: It's like a comedy, but it's a dark comedy, it's mostly very succseful alcholic with nothing to do now tries to piece his life toghether. He's also a horse for some reason.
07:32:37 Devastator: is anime just getting weirder?
07:32:54 syv: My paternal grandmother had an alcoholic horse.
07:33:09 Devastator: I think I missed that story.
07:33:15 syv: Would steal bottles from people, then raise his head straight up to keep the bottle out of reach.
07:33:27 syv: Yeah,
MJ got it in a phone call.
07:33:43 MidJag: My paternal grandfather once tore a vans door of it's hinges.
07:33:59 syv: That sounds like your family.
07:34:14 syv: I assume it was accidental?
07:34:56 MidJag: IIRC it was stuck and he was trying to unstick it
07:35:05 MidJag: He may have pulled a bit hard.
07:35:39 MidJag: He was also built like a bull from what I've seen.
07:36:13 MidJag: I'm not a gorrilla. I'm nowhere near strong enough yet.
07:36:54 syv: Though I recall you being surprisingly strong when I visited.
07:37:04 MidJag: My younger brother definetly is though, apperently he's done nothing but drink study and work out.
07:37:05 syv: Though I suppose some of that is simple size.
07:37:12 MidJag: A lot of people say that
07:39:30 MidJag: Oh yeah weird thing, I actually grew last year.
07:39:36 MidJag: Like a quarter of an inch.
07:40:30 MidJag: Which is not a normal time to grow considering I was like 21, but eh, my dad apperntly put on his last two inches in college, though not quite as late.
07:45:20 syv: I'm stuck on the furries putting a dolphin in a sealed tank of saltwater to help it breath.
07:45:35 MidJag: I think that was intentional
07:45:47 Devastator: There's also the question of how you actually do that.
07:45:51 syv: I would, if it were a different show.
07:46:04 MidJag: Yeah, I mean dolphins are pretty damn strong.
07:46:06 syv: I'm not sure if the writers were conscious of their own insanity.
07:46:07 Devastator: but I think 'how' questions lead you to madness with this show.
07:46:12 Devastator: eh, she looked wimpy.
07:46:16 Devastator: and it took gorilla arm to bust it.
07:46:21 Devastator: and tanks are stronk.
07:46:43 MidJag: Also how did they shove her in there without her saying I don't breathe water at some point
07:46:55 syv: I think she was stupid enough.
07:47:06 syv: Also, probably didn't expect them to fucking *seal* it.
07:49:50 Devastator: should have been a seal, then.
07:49:55 Devastator: would have thought they might seal it.
07:52:03 Devastator: next one is called Easy Albatross, so she probably learns to fly.
07:52:59 Devastator: no apologies for the dad pun.
07:57:18 Devastator: looks like Zultan wants the dragon bus too.
07:57:21 Devastator: be glad you tested that.
07:57:27 Devastator: if you hadn't it wouldn't be an option now.
08:02:44 Devastator: so when you up for more,
MJ?
08:06:42 Devastator: aight, catch you later.
08:07:36 Devastator: that came out wrong.
08:07:46 Devastator: I mean "Lets talk it over another day, then."
08:09:31 Devastator: thanks for remembering, couldn't have been easy when high.
08:10:25 MidJag: Heh, it was a little hard.
09:03:10 MidJag: Welp, I'm going to bed.
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