00:02:14 MidJag: Damnit this movie is like an hour long and at like 240p.
00:02:23 syv: I read "Dark fantasy, cosmic humor" at first, and was excited for a moment.
00:04:20 MidJag: I'm just glad we weren't watching this on a projector, watching 240p of a movie with a terrible audio quality and at 240 sounds awful
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00:59:38 Devastator: did the armour look like an egg?
01:04:11 Devastator: where's that bonus from prequel.
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02:37:58 MidJag: so apperently the new perserverance rover has a helicopter on it.
02:42:20 Devastator: bit of a pain on mars, too..
02:46:42 ER: this game is weird. and fun
02:48:02 MidJag: the one where you can eat yourself and die?
02:49:30 ER: uh, no, I ate my armor and died
02:49:59 MidJag: Yeah. that still doesn't really make sense
02:50:33 ER: that's a connection which you made and I don't understand where it's coming from
02:51:26 ER: but uh, I started as a character who wanted gold bars, and picked up some of those. I think there was something odd going on with that...
02:51:48 MidJag: I was wondering why eating your armor killed you.
02:51:54 ER: my character's backstory says they belong to the fire rogue guild "if you recall correctly"
02:52:28 ER: and the gold bars I've been picking up flicker, even when I wasn't really insane yet
02:53:53 ER: at some point I went down some stairs and was in the middle of some fire cultists who I could kill easilly enough, and also some egg-infested corpses which exploded into weak worms which have no actual voice but do scream into my mind with the sound of an infant crying
02:54:26 ER: my character was actually not physically threatened much, but has been steadily going stark raving mad
02:54:50 ER: at some point I found a portal, and decided to just jump into it, and ended up in an "arena"
02:55:17 ER: where a voice told me to fight gremlins for the audience
02:56:21 ER: I found that I was inside of a glass enclosure, and there was a door I could pick open and get outside, and I saw the audeince members, which were weird goblin like creatures which just stare off at the arena and ignore me
02:57:18 ER: after getting out, I found another portal, which seems to have brought me to another place, a sandy tomb filled with golden coffins with goblin skeletons in them
02:57:30 ER: and books from some group of archeologists
02:57:58 ER: there's no normal monsters, but these weird cyan shape things
02:58:45 MidJag: Have you tried more power?~
02:58:59 ER: they have 100 physical resistance, which means never hurting them with that, and 12 fire and poison resistance, which means I probably could hurt them if I got something really powerful in one of those categories
02:59:04 ER: and 12 HP, which is a lot...
02:59:23 ER: thankfully they can't hit me very hard either, through my armor
02:59:34 ER: they can inject me with acid for a little damage though
03:00:11 ER: there are also bottles of unidentified cyan liquid, and tossing one at a shape stunned it for a while
03:00:20 MidJag: enviormental kills? Pitting them or pushing them off a cliff or somethihg?
03:00:43 ER: and one of the sarcophoguses had a perfectly preserved gobling in it covered in cyan goop
03:01:15 ER: might be able to do that if I had Push, because pushing them against walls is supposed to be unblocked damage
03:03:42 MidJag: hmmm, any spikes or pits or something?
03:04:07 MidJag: Could you pull one of them into one?
03:07:12 ER: I found a spell called realmbanish, which I hoped would help me escape this place
03:07:24 ER: I think that would be a bad idea, reading the description...
03:08:24 ER: This blood rune banishes whomever it is cast upon to a horrible alien realm of black tar, misery, and complete and utter madness
03:08:44 ER: also it costs 30 blood, so I think if I tried it it would just kill me anyways
03:09:17 MidJag: Yeah, probably a bad idea
03:09:36 MidJag: Just try slapping gobo skeletons together until you get a licH?
03:11:01 MidJag: Oh maybe try pulling a gobo skeleton into the cyan things?
03:11:05 ER: I also love how the description on the "sparkling beating heart" you sometimes find is
03:11:13 ER: you wonder what would happen if you ate it
03:11:45 ER: hmm, maybe should have yeeted the goop covered gobbo body at the shape
03:12:02 ER: I just destroyed it when I found it. Maybe I'll find another?
03:13:08 ER: maybe I'll save up enough blood to banish myself, just to see what happens ;p
03:33:14 ER: yeah, was just going as normal, down to the second dungeon level, hadn't even seen any monsters
03:33:59 ER: went left, failed to open a locked door, went right... message came up saying "everything seems not quite right" and the music changed to something quite creepy
03:34:18 ER: "the world looks different now"
03:35:54 MidJag: oh, I didn't know there was music in this rougeike
03:40:21 ER: the water bat lurches and makes a loud squeal as you bite into it.
03:40:34 ER: Its inner juices run down your face.
03:40:44 ER: You eat the water bat anyway.
03:40:54 ER: Water gushes from the water bat.
03:42:01 MidJag: I mean really all blood is just water with other stuff in it.
03:42:56 ER: it seems to be literally water though
03:43:25 MidJag: Which does raise some intresting quesiotions of how exactlly it exsists
04:30:41 MidJag: Wow this documentary is boring.
04:30:55 MidJag: Like it's about a guy I've always found intresting, and it's still boring
04:32:32 MidJag: The narrator just has this droning british monotone that could put a methhead to sleep
04:35:36 MidJag: I mean Franz Boas is a pretty intresting guy, it's just such a dully presented documentary
04:44:13 MidJag: I gotta say seals are adorable, but like I could also tottaly see how they were also something that was exstesivelly hunted in artica areas.
04:47:08 MidJag: They're just like giant balls of nutrients.
04:49:10 MidJag: I wonder what they taste like
04:52:13 MidJag: huh. I guess that kinda makes sense
04:52:31 MidJag: Is that from experince or just reading?
04:53:06 Devastator: mind you, it was dried.
05:16:30 Devastator: mmm, the nerve gas SB.
05:16:39 Devastator: that's something I've only seen used a few times..
05:18:01 Devastator: it's like a stealth bomber, but sucks more.
05:18:09 Devastator: and it can mount a missile that captures enemy bases when it hits.
05:22:04 Devastator: with a glorious range of 100-ish meters.
05:22:21 Devastator: so you basically have to ram the base to use it.
05:33:33 Devastator: There it is, I was wondering that. Lifespan of the missile is 8 seconds, so 8 seconds times your speed +100.
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