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03:30:54 Piecewise: Hi, Psauce, Skeleton here
03:31:22 ER tosses a bundle of dynamite at PW
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03:37:43 Devastator: and heya
ER,
MJ,
Piecewise.
03:39:15 Devastator: yes, I'm a degenerate.
03:39:21 Devastator: all the memes I know are from like decades ago.
03:39:43 ER:
Piecewise! give me warm, give me soft!
03:40:10 Piecewise: *Gives
ER smooth and silky stones*
03:40:57 Devastator: thinking about watching spirited away soonish.
03:41:49 Piecewise: I'd be down. This week is mostly just gonna be me getting ready to move
03:41:57 Piecewise: packing and cleaning and such
03:47:15 MidJag: so aside from moving to a more deserty desert how're you dubs?
03:52:54 Piecewise: to work at a hospital that trump says doesn't exist~
03:52:58 MidJag: Ah cool, I've heard that's nice.
03:53:46 Piecewise: It should be interesting at least
03:55:10 Piecewise: So far I am going to be living out of a single room in some lady's house that has "Needy dogs"
03:55:40 Devastator: the room, the house, the lady?
03:56:02 MidJag: That's uhhh, gonna be...well I wish you luck in what will certainlly prove an intresting endevour.
03:56:20 Devastator: hey,
ER, you up for Spirited Away?
03:56:23 Piecewise: I'm gonna be looking for somewhere else to live once I get up there
03:56:31 Piecewise: I've only got that room rented for a month
03:57:23 MidJag: But I am curious what she means by needy dogs
03:57:33 MidJag: ...and also how many dogs she has/
03:58:48 Piecewise: The road between here and reno is an odd one
03:59:01 Piecewise: it goes through the world's largest ammo depot
03:59:46 Piecewise: its a really weird place
03:59:55 Piecewise: there are just...bunkers as far as the eye can see
04:01:34 ER: don't make me commit to anything
04:03:39 Piecewise: Well me and
dev are watching it tomorrow so show up or don't
04:03:57 MidJag: I would come but I have DnD tommorow
04:08:12 MidJag: 'm taking the easist fucking classes next semseter
04:08:20 ER: in one contiguous chunk for now
04:08:58 MidJag: The hardest class I'm taking is a SCUBA class, which I'm really excited about.
04:09:20 MidJag: I'm even taking a buisness class, just to further stereotypes~
04:14:01 MidJag: Indeed. Should be easy though. Which will be nice.
04:15:54 Piecewise: All you have to know for business is that you should be making 5% increases in profit every year
04:16:50 ER: and the fact you're not means that this business is broken, and you should sell it off to some rube and buy a new one
04:17:45 Devastator: yes. And then back to yourself, making up the 5% that way.
04:19:49 Piecewise: Here's your case study
04:20:52 Devastator: here's how you make money selling something that doesn't exist.
04:22:14 Piecewise: I'm pretty sure a huge amount of money is made selling things that don't exist
04:22:34 MidJag: Yes, I'm not much of a buisness guy, but I was like fuck it, I might want some kind of mangment course and it being easy makes more time for research and drinking~
04:23:33 Piecewise: Sell access rights to data!
04:23:48 Piecewise: Sell permission to look at a thing that barely exists!
04:24:43 Devastator: you know, the Ouya will probably be a collectors item in a few decades.
04:26:29 Piecewise: Cause its entire method of game distribution is dead
04:26:43 ER: not to use, just to have :P
04:26:57 Devastator: most of the collectable consoles are playable.
04:27:09 Devastator: I do have about 300 bucks worth of SNES games.
04:27:18 Devastator: 200+ of which is one, but eh.
04:27:49 MidJag: Yes, if there's one thing about buisness is it's about 90% talking about an idea and 10% maybe actually making the idea~
04:29:24 Devastator: and 95% making people do actual work.
04:36:46 Devastator: because work is for other people.
04:37:13 MidJag: I suspect that's what the managing course will teach~
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05:12:09 syv: And hi to the other two yokels.
05:13:18 MidJag: Hey, I'm a hick, not a yokel
05:13:28 Devastator: I'm definately a yokel.
05:13:53 ER: is hillbilly a seperate category?
05:14:14 syv: These are all synonyms to me.
05:15:10 MidJag: Hmm, I think techincally after dubs I'm the most city slicker here.
05:15:18 ER: I'm definately a hillbilly and not a redneck :P
05:15:28 MidJag: Though I belive being from Alabama makes me into a redneck.
05:15:52 syv: Both you and Egan live in a city.
05:16:13 syv: I don't know what
Dev's area is like, but from what he's said it sounds like he's not at all in a city.
05:16:34 Devastator: I'm in mixed boreal forest.
05:23:38 Devastator: there are trees and hills.
05:24:14 Devastator: The true mountains are a good ways away.
05:24:55 syv: But by Florida standards, they're all true mountains.
05:24:58 MidJag: I just live in either suburubs that are hilly, or a college town surronded by a rural area that is also hilly.
05:25:04 Devastator: I don't consider it a real mountain if it isn't tall enough to get above the treeline.
05:25:31 Devastator: There are some of those about, and they're not that far, but they are still a good ways away.
05:25:48 Devastator: and by florida standards you can make a hill with a bulldozer and a truckload of dirt. ;-p
05:34:38 Devastator: what time for Spirited Away?
05:34:56 syv: I happen to have that downloaded. I could join, if it's not too late.
05:37:30 Devastator: I wonder if this is one of the very rare times humans are somewhat aware of a magical girl fight.
05:39:12 syv: I do not know how I'll justify this afterwards.
05:39:23 Devastator: memory wipes over the course of the next hour.
05:39:32 MidJag: Everyones tripping balls. you can see magical girls when tripping balls
05:39:34 syv: But yeah, Tooru's song has very much affected people.
05:39:58 Devastator: although we might get remembered if we get very personal with one. And there will probably be some awareness of casulties.
05:40:11 Devastator: like they would know that a close relative would be killed.
05:40:34 syv: Yes,
MJ. But how do people justify three thousand people in a sporta arena all going on a halluncatory trip at the same time and seeing the same kinda things?
05:40:47 ER: when I was considering doing a game where you play as normals in Refine's setting, I did wonder what exactly one would experince after being trapdoored
05:40:52 syv:
Dev, recall that Tooru's brother and father are here.
05:40:59 MidJag: Someone spiked the drinking water with LSD?
05:41:20 syv: I am annoyed with myself for somehow having her father come along instead of her mother, as I intended.
05:41:35 MidJag: A columbian drug smuggler got very confused about how to dispose of some excsses acid he had?
05:42:13 Devastator: Yes, that will be interesting,
syv.
05:42:18 syv: Though one would wonder why a columbian drug smuggler was at an Atlantis jousting tournament.
05:42:20 ER: I mean, having *aware* family members would be some pretty juicy plot development >.>
05:42:30 MidJag: I mean Atlantsis wants drugs too
05:42:39 Devastator: Alida's probably going to get discovered being a woof before too long,
ER.
05:42:48 Devastator: especially if she insists as sleeping as one.
05:43:51 ER: well, I'd be happy to sell a memory wipe service if you wind up needing that, Alida. ;P
05:44:17 Devastator: the thing is, if someone knows she can get pets. ;-p
05:44:18 ER: assuming that I can MEMORY SKULL people with mind control III, right?
05:44:23 syv: The economics of selling such a thing seem troublesome/
05:44:42 Devastator: so there's upsides to others knowing it.
05:44:45 syv: *Wipes memory* "Okay now pay me." "For what? Who are you?"
05:44:47 MidJag: I dunno, Acid is pretty economical
05:45:12 MidJag: Very high potency, sure it's hard to make but it's not like you need that much.
05:45:17 ER: presumably we're wiping other people's memories
05:45:19 syv: "Pay me first." "Okay." *wipes memory of paying* "Pay me first." "Okay."
05:45:50 syv: You can do a lot of fucking around in people's skulls with MC. Especially humans.
05:46:22 ER: how long would I have to knock around in their mind palace? Would it just take a turn if I know what I want to change already?
05:46:23 Devastator: yeah, I mean, if you want money with mind control, it's trivially easy to get.
05:46:44 ER: Though I guess with humans it's unlikely to cost more than a cheap per turn
05:46:55 syv: Prooobably more than one turn.
05:47:39 syv: And it'll take longer on your first try.
05:47:56 Devastator: might just be one turn to do something trivial like a wrong change trick.
05:48:34 ER: mind hijacker skill level 1!
05:48:47 MidJag: Hmm, techincally average LSD dose is like 100 micrograms per person, so it
05:48:52 MidJag: s not like you'd need much.
05:50:01 ER: I don't really think that Sophia will want to steal money, though. why steal money when you can just steal the thing you wanna buy? ;p
05:50:10 Devastator: that's a fair point.
05:51:08 syv: ...
MJ, are you working out the practically of spiking enough drinking water to get three thousand people high?
05:52:11 Devastator: There's probably only about three or so big tanks for this entire arena.
05:52:26 MidJag: It's suprisinglly doable.
05:52:58 syv: Well I guess the news will just be reporting a mass poisoning.
05:52:59 Devastator: The fire sprinklers and such would be on a seperate system, but it's certainly doable. Just gotta take the lid off the tank or add it to the chlorination system.
05:53:12 Devastator: Alida already reported bad beer, too.
05:53:40 syv: Oh man, I forgot about that.
05:54:08 MidJag: The only flaw is some people would be drinknig beer or bring their own water, but if spiked the keg respistory you'd probably get essentially everyone since most sporting events don't let you bring your own drinks into the place
05:54:25 syv: Hey
MJ, any convenient chemicals that would cause symptoms similar to heat stroke, along with hallucinations?
05:54:39 syv: Or hell, just heat stroke.
05:55:39 MidJag: Same drug, different names.
05:56:01 MidJag: Though you'd need way more Ecstaty in a drinking water.
05:56:30 Devastator: don't really know, though, haven't taken it before.
05:58:45 MidJag: Neihter have I actually, from what my friends have said it doesn't really cause hallucinations beyond some mild ones, you mostly just feel great and have a really weird sense of time though i do know a guy who did trip from it. Though you would certainlly look like you could be suffering heat stroke since you have terrible motor coordination
05:58:51 syv: I heard a cat mewling from somewhere, and Chunk was staring at a vent.
05:59:07 syv: I opened up the vent, and looked inside. Dark hole into the AC.
05:59:08 Devastator: A lot of overdose cases are like heat stroke.
05:59:21 syv: Meows, and then Moso comes crawling out of the hole.
05:59:35 syv: Sniffs Chunk, then walks out and runs into the kitchen.
05:59:52 syv: I have no clue how she got ingo the vents.
06:00:24 MidJag: Though that would probably have some more seirous issues.
06:00:48 Devastator: Isn't Ketamine more of a depressant?
06:01:03 MidJag: Aperrentlly it makes everything feel dream like.
06:01:27 MidJag: it's very much a depressent. They used to use it as an anesthetic.
06:02:22 MidJag: I think also it's still used as a like a horse tranqulizer.
06:05:18 MidJag: Maybe shrooms? But like that would just be like LSD but way more difficult to spike the water with.
06:05:32 Devastator: basically impossible?
06:06:12 syv: I wonder if this would increase the popularity of jousting, afterwards.
06:06:20 Devastator: could see it going either way.
06:06:24 Devastator: deaths.. probably not.
06:06:32 syv: A bunch of news about a poisoning in the jousting tourney, means a bunch of people learning about it.
06:06:33 Devastator: but you don't know, really.
06:06:51 MidJag: Yeah shrooms are measured in miligram, not microgram, so yeah.
06:07:34 MidJag: Well the active ingredients measured in miligram, while the shroom itself is measured in grams but whatever.
06:07:50 MidJag: LSD is probably you best bet, though everyone would be tripping balls for like the next 12 hours.
06:08:07 syv: ...Another odd thing here is thatcany broadcast of the tourney would've been interrupted by the labyrinth.
06:08:29 syv: So everyone was drugged, AND all broadcasts of the event were sabotaged.
06:08:32 MidJag: Though probably no one would die from the LSD since like it's incrediblly difficult to die from LSD.
06:08:45 syv: And nobody has any records of what happened.
06:08:47 MidJag: You'd have to tkae a ridiculous amount.
06:09:01 syv: Well, there's not actually a poisoning.
06:09:18 syv: The deaths are because people are being shot by giant umbrella-shaped arrows.
06:09:20 ER: masquerades are pretty unlikely when you think about it ;P
06:09:48 syv: People are just *justifying* it as a poisoning, because masquerade.
06:10:49 MidJag: Peyote could kill you if you eat enough, becasue IIRC there are a bunch of weird alkaloids in the cactus itself
06:11:42 ER: how will they justify the corpses with giant greatbow wounds in them
06:11:54 MidJag: hmm, how long does this fight last?
06:12:05 syv: Those are eaten by the void,
ER.
06:12:29 syv: People only come back from the labyrinth if they're still alive.
06:12:38 syv: That's literally a requirement!
06:13:06 syv:
MJ, uh, probably like five to twenty minutes, depending on how the players do.
06:13:33 syv: Outside the time dilation caused by maaaagic, it'll prolly be like four, five hours in the real world.
06:13:51 MidJag: You could go with Salvia, incrediblly strong, high potency, not particuarlly lethal, but you would trip fucking balls for like 5 mintues
06:14:41 syv: Nah, the drug explanation is from the perspective of the people who think four hours passed.
06:15:02 syv: Anyone who knows there was only ten minutes of fighting is fully aware it was all magic bullshit.
06:15:16 ER:
MJ is just thinking of cool ways to drug a statium of people at this point
06:15:38 syv: Our resident mad scientist.
06:16:13 MidJag: Then Hmm, shrooms would have about the right time frame, but would be hard to get the right amount consdiering how much you would need.
06:17:30 MidJag: But hey, really determined attacker could probably get the right amount...if they were really really determined?
06:18:36 syv: Can I blame it on the Russian mob?
06:18:51 ER: it's always the russian mob
06:19:11 ER: though, who would want to sabotage jousting? :thinking:
06:19:20 syv: And they send Knocker to investigate who ACTUALLY did it.
06:19:31 syv: He finds out a giant dog ran in just before.
06:19:39 syv: And Alida called in the bad beer.
06:23:18 MidJag: Hmmm, I think your best bet would LSD for no caulsites and a really really long effect of like 122 hours, or like GHB for a decent number of causlties and having everyone have a really weird and blurred memory of the whole thing.
06:23:49 syv: Really weird and blurred memory is perfect.
06:23:57 MidJag: Though GHB is unpleasent but it is a club drug, but it's also a date rape drug.
06:24:38 syv: Let's see if I can keep the game long enough for me to need to decide!
06:25:10 MidJag: Also weridlly it's used as a treatment for alcholism, but I have no idea how or why.
06:25:17 syv: Get Dubs to say a time for movie
06:25:18 Devastator: Knocker encountering a giant wolf again might be fun.
06:26:13 syv: ...Why does Sonic have good OST?
06:26:20 syv: In any case, sure, prolly.
06:33:33 MidJag: yeah, I think for the game GHB is the way to go, some moronic Russian mobster wanted to spike a drink and accidentlly spiked the entire stadiums water supply with a mountain of it. And very specific people can taste it being off or just notice it being spiked and then it would induce a bunch of weird effects.
06:33:40 MidJag: And also kill some people.
06:33:48 MidJag: Because it can pretty easilly poision people.
07:24:44 ER: and then I spent like half an hour just sampling SA2 tracks :P
07:25:45 ER: good to see you around,
MidJag
07:32:05 ER: I think I should probably go to sleep now
07:33:31 MidJag: It's nice to be around.
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07:43:46 MidJag: I should probably get to bed.
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