ERLOG 2020-09-21

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00:10:21 Devastator: updated extinction.
00:10:34 Devastator: I'll update kaiju-com more probably tomorrow.
00:10:35 ER: I'm still getting caught up...
00:13:33 Devastator: it's okay. Just some mild shenanigans. Nothing caught fire.
00:13:37 Devastator notes that doen for the future.
00:13:59 ER: burn the world.
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00:53:17 Devastator: Heya jaggers.
00:54:19 ER: it's a cat?
00:54:22 MidJag: hiya dev
00:54:31 MidJag: hiya er
00:54:49 ER: hey MidJag, I think that syv said you don't like sushi
00:55:01 MidJag: I actually quite like sushi
00:55:13 ER: ah see, that makes sense
00:55:22 Devastator: I'm not a fan of sushi either.
00:55:25 ER: because you're a jaguar, and obviously cats like raw fish
00:57:02 MidJag: I goit sushi with syv when he visited.
01:00:15 Devastator: Mmm, too many feels.
01:01:25 ER: dammit, we needed to give those dumb nobles something *harmful*
01:01:40 Devastator: Sorry, that's how the votes went.
01:01:54 Devastator: Although they did get things messed up pretty good.
01:02:19 ER: they don't get to profit from kidnapping somebody and then just get mildly punished for it, or they'll start doing such things more often
01:03:24 Devastator shrugs.
01:03:28 Devastator: it'll be fun.
01:03:54 Devastator: Besides, they had Trence running all around their house scaring everyone.
01:05:22 Devastator: If you get some support for it you can always revisit them later.
01:10:25 Devastator: you'll be going back to the mainland after the island.
01:10:32 Devastator: so you haven't lost all chances at revenge.
01:20:35 Devastator: mmm.
01:20:42 Devastator: watching a guy play game dev tycoon in pirate mode.
01:20:49 Devastator: "Can you make a text-based action game?"
01:20:50 Devastator: Yes.
01:25:39 MidJag: pirate mode?
01:26:00 Devastator: When it was released, there was a game mode where nobody woudl buy your games because they'd all just steal it.
01:26:12 Devastator: It got triggered if you had a copy that failed the copy protection.
01:26:37 Devastator: They dialed it back a wee bit and put it in as a super hard mode.
01:26:55 MidJag: Ah.
01:49:53 ER: bluh
01:50:02 ER: need something entertaining
01:51:46 Devastator: hmm
01:53:43 Devastator: https://transcendence.kronosaur.com/
01:57:45 MidJag: Do you want to join my hyped state for the new 5e splatbook ER?
01:58:41 ER: not really
01:58:59 MidJag: Fair
01:59:08 ER: no point getting hyped about things I can't afford~
02:00:10 MidJag: I dunno, sketchy pdfs solve many problem
02:00:11 MidJag: s
02:00:23 ER: meh!
02:49:37 Devastator: Hmm.
02:49:58 Devastator: do the bote trip or do the island arrival..
02:50:03 Devastator: now where would the next decision point be.
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02:58:09 MidJag: I'm going to bed. Night
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02:58:33 ER: how dare ye
02:58:47 ER: good sleep, you
02:59:43 Devastator: probably bote trip.
02:59:50 ER: boooote
03:00:38 ER: land pirates who ride in land ships carried by burly men
03:02:10 Devastator: I don't think you find many land pirates on islands.
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03:19:07 Devastator: hey syv.
03:19:29 syv: hey dev.
03:19:38 syv: ER Denature
03:20:01 ER: whats that
03:20:16 ER: ya glow is broken, btw
03:20:19 syv: Sadly I cannot edit PMs, I mistyped a BBCod3 bit...
03:20:53 syv: Oh well, not sure if a crimson glow will actually look good.
03:21:08 Devastator: how's that going.
03:21:18 Devastator: all I know is that it is fleshhorrors and snuggles.
03:21:49 ER: at the moment he's with BASS, who transcends genre
03:26:09 ER: hmm, never thought of a concrete naming scheme for imperial humans in ocean
03:26:19 ER: but kind of... elfy?
03:26:29 ER: maybe this will give me something elfy by chance
03:26:35 ER: `namegen
03:26:35 GameServ: Some names to ponder: Toconla, Chycar, Walastastris, Vartluthquear, Forarty, Aelarnazercarth, Interainim, Zaldan, Nazanetuny, Erdor, Nunsenewat, Perarnegethzane, Aldgar, Claunecaradis, Koraver, Hargtyne, Jastcarn, Winen, Vartanaryn, Calar.
03:27:01 ER: Pernarthe
03:27:08 ER: hmm, sound good to you?
03:30:50 syv: Sounds acceptable.
03:33:04 ER: posted
03:33:10 ER: you asked a lot of questions
03:36:51 syv: Oooh!
03:38:13 syv: Unfortunately that glow just looks muddy/brown to me.
03:41:21 syv: Ugh shadow looks bad too
03:41:27 syv: ER action
03:41:38 syv: I'll prolly just use pure green or something...
03:50:07 ER: syv
03:53:06 syv: ER
03:58:53 ER: syv
03:59:18 syv: Hrm.
04:00:49 ER: what will happen if you get to the shop menu and then never leave it?
04:01:24 Devastator: shop menu?
04:01:31 Devastator: so like a vending machine with a fleshhorror in it?
04:01:46 ER: hmm, something like that
04:02:11 ER: though the vending machine is outside time and space, and also contains a Shopcat
04:02:58 ER: https://youtu.be/ryjPGOZgj2Q
04:04:35 syv: ER
04:06:06 syv: There's a lot of games that I'd play only so I could access the shop menu, if their shop menus contained a fully sapient, talkative, friendly, and likeable shopkeeper.
04:06:17 syv: Especially if said shopkeeper is a cat.
04:12:09 ER: syv
04:13:58 ER: https://youtu.be/1EISe-WdZYE
04:15:09 syv: ER
04:16:55 syv: There's so many useful questions I could ask here, but my smol little fleshorror doesn't know them or even understand the value of them! ;-;
04:19:09 ER: eh, lots of rules can be bent in BASS's room
04:25:09 ER: syv
04:30:15 syv: ER
04:40:19 ER: syv
04:42:52 ER: also
04:42:58 ER: anime ???
04:43:11 syv: ER
04:43:28 syv: I am much more invested in this smol little fleshorror than in any anime, right now
04:44:01 ER: fair
04:44:12 syv: I have feeling Bass is actually the devil, and may take advantage of it. And I feel so bad for it. ;-;
04:44:26 ER: BASS is BASS
04:44:33 ER: Buy And Sell Shit
04:44:44 syv: Hahahahahaha
04:44:51 syv: Okay, yes, BASS.
04:45:17 syv: And my Fleshorror shall be LACE
04:45:27 syv: Love And Cuddle Everyone
04:45:28 ER: lass?
04:45:53 syv: It'd be Lass, pronounced Lace, but I don't know how to backronym that in the same way.
04:46:00 ER: because if bass is base than lace is lass
04:46:22 syv: ...That makes sense.
04:54:15 ER: syv
04:54:59 syv: Yep, Devil.
04:55:18 syv: Okay, LACE would totally make that deal.
04:55:23 syv: But how do I roleplay that?
04:56:19 syv: Actually, I have an idea.
04:57:39 ER: he had an idea
04:57:44 ER: an AWFUL idea
04:58:26 Devastator: uh oh.
05:00:34 syv: ER, does "memories" include "skills"?
05:00:51 syv: If I make the trade, do I lose seduction, or only memory of gaining seduction?
05:01:17 ER: you'd lose the skills you have, yes
05:03:17 syv: Damn it.
05:07:01 syv: ER
05:20:51 syv: ER?
05:20:57 syv: EEEEEEERRRRR
05:21:07 ER: shh
05:21:12 ER: being entertained
05:21:34 syv: ;-;
05:21:46 syv: I at least want to finish the shopcat scene! Come on!
05:21:52 syv: We can watch anime after?
05:22:11 ER: my computer has lots of things inside of it
05:22:15 ER: I get distracted
05:22:16 ER: also
05:22:22 ER: lots of things outside my computer
05:22:32 ER: should move this bowl which had food in it
05:28:14 syv: ER, I'm on the metaphorical edge of my seat here, come onnn!
05:29:46 ER: trade you for an adasophia update, Tilde
05:30:43 syv: Okay. Lemme finish these chips.
05:33:50 ER: good chips?
05:37:09 syv: Eh.
05:37:17 syv: Setting up comp now
05:43:54 ER: syv
05:44:03 syv: !
05:45:08 syv: Hrm.
05:45:24 syv: Should I add something about seeing people naked, in an effort to regain the seduction skill?
05:45:27 syv: Input, ER?
05:45:45 ER: not sure what you mean
05:45:56 syv: I'll lose the seduction skill.
05:46:25 syv: So should I have LACE tell itself to watch naked people, in an effort to regain it?
05:46:55 syv: Or just leave it with its current directives?
05:48:25 ER: I couldn't say. I'm just here to figure out what are the results of your decisions.
05:48:27 ER: though
05:48:40 ER: I think you'll probably regain that either way
05:49:06 syv: I'll leave it then.
05:49:16 syv: Also, why?
05:49:27 syv: Spying on naked people is relatively unlikely.
05:50:01 ER: your fleshhorror gaining the skill of human sexuality level 1 doesn't reflect that you've gotten good at it, it reflects that a creature with zero context on anything is aware that this exists
05:50:39 syv: Ohhh
05:50:59 syv: Yeah, I'm not losing *jack* then.
05:52:10 ER: you'd probably gain a great many useful things if you happened to eat a human. Not that I'm telling you yo do that, but I have thoughts about what would happen.
05:52:23 syv: Pleaaase don't literal genie this. I could spend time making the phrasing perfect, but I don't feel like it.
05:52:47 syv: And sent.
05:54:00 ER: BASS isn't interested in screwing people over or making them say exactly. He doesn't gain from what is sold to him, but feeds from both buying and selling.
05:54:16 syv: Ah yeah.
05:54:25 syv: Shoulda promised to come back, with more stuff to trade.
05:54:46 syv: LACE would absolutely make useless trades just to feed him.
05:56:40 syv: A&S update is harder than I thought. You actually decided to jump.
05:56:47 syv: :(
05:57:05 ER: hmm?
05:57:10 syv: Also, I'm fine with it if you wanna break off Denature now, pick it up another time.
05:57:22 syv: I just wanted to finish the scene with BASS.
05:58:25 syv: (ER) hmm?
05:58:25 syv: I said I'd update A&S in trade, thinking it'd be an easy update. But I actually need to describe the whirlpool stuff, which is complex and nontrivial.
05:59:27 ER: sounds like an excuse to bust out your most flowery adverbs
06:09:25 Devastator: Mellifluent
06:11:04 Devastator: well, technically Mellifluently.
06:12:14 Devastator: ..I should play a few rounds of something new.
06:12:17 Devastator: or less horribly ancient.
06:23:55 syv: Helltaker?
06:24:01 syv: You like puzzle games.
06:24:10 ER: heh, helltaker
06:24:58 Devastator: Mmm, next puzzle game will be in some time.
06:30:29 syv: Why the fuck do I have to sign in to listen to Mittsies music what the fuck
06:30:52 syv: Oh, cleavage.
06:30:57 ER: the net becomes more bs by the day, brother
06:30:57 syv: This is dumb.
06:31:03 ER: heh
06:31:55 syv: Apparently at some point his music was banned from some convention for being too lewd.
06:32:08 syv: It's house electronica. With no words. Or human sounds of any kind.
06:32:16 ER: the music was...????
06:32:34 ER: how can...???
06:32:45 syv: I don't know.
06:34:46 syv: https://twitter.com/vanripperart/status/1267522803873599490
06:35:02 ER: fuck
06:35:40 ER: I'm not making a fucking account, twitter
06:37:06 syv: Does it require you to have an account?
06:37:19 syv: Even shitfox doesn't need me to make an account to view tweets...
06:37:24 ER: that link says I'm not allowed to view it
06:37:42 ER: oh, now it works...
06:43:34 ER: is crouchwalking actaully quieter, like in videogames? I'd think it'd be louder, really.
06:44:20 syv: No. You're just lower.
06:44:41 syv: Walking silently is about putting your foot down slowly, rather than dropping it.
06:46:48 ER: I hear some people slide their soles on the ground as they walk, which is offensive to my elfy gracefulness~
06:47:38 ER: I mean, I guess I should be glad that I can hear where they are outside of my sight, but aaargh be more stealthy dammit!
06:48:14 syv: I do that deliberately sometimes to avoid surprising people.
06:50:28 Devastator: yes.
06:55:25 ER: ...darn, I wanted to watch anime, but instead I got syv to start writing PS :P
06:56:15 syv: No you didn't.
06:57:06 ER: so I've missed out on anime for nothing? D:
06:57:37 syv: ...Uh, yeah.
06:57:42 syv: Sorry.
06:58:03 ER shakes fist
07:08:22 Devastator: yeah
07:13:18 ER: well, if syv is unable to provide glorious PS update right now, I guess that makes me feel less bad about not currently being in the process of finishing the BASS sequnce
07:24:08 Devastator: Base sequence?
07:24:17 Devastator: Is the fleshhorror building something?
07:24:26 ER: know what, sure
07:28:44 syv: Hahahaha
07:29:09 syv: Dev, pay attention to your PMs~
07:31:30 Devastator: hmm?
07:31:42 Devastator: empty box.
07:31:54 ER: nani
07:32:09 Devastator: and nothing much on irc, just sent some randomness.
07:35:33 syv: (Devastator) Base sequence?
07:35:43 Devastator: Yes.
07:35:52 syv: You know well what's going on.
07:36:00 ER: no he doesn't?
07:36:09 ER: unless you've been BCCing some shit
07:36:24 Devastator: Just that fleshhorror met cat devil.
07:36:30 Devastator: and cat devil is called BASS.
07:36:42 ER: he's not the devil, dammit
07:36:47 ER: he's BASS THE SHOPCAT
07:37:40 Devastator: not Bass from Megaman?
07:38:28 ER: who knows
08:06:45 ER: so uh
08:06:48 ER: what's up?
08:07:08 Devastator: not much. I'm on a slightly later shift this week.
08:07:11 Devastator: have to shut down at work.
08:08:12 ER: doesn't sond fun to me!
08:09:14 Devastator: gotta eat.
08:17:10 Devastator: how were Trence's shenanigans, ER?
08:18:03 ER: acceptable!
08:21:07 Devastator: I'm sure next time he'll set something on fire.
08:21:28 Devastator: also, did you notice doggy?
08:23:28 ER: dog
08:24:24 Devastator: normal people pull bottles out of wine rackw with their hands.
08:25:35 ER: I figured that was a chaotic poison boy thing :P
08:26:14 Devastator: Nah, he transformed again.
08:26:20 Devastator: when it said 'nothing happened.'
08:30:36 Devastator: Trence is completely oblivious to it happening.
08:42:55 ER: fishing minigame!
08:43:04 Devastator: Do you want one?
08:43:17 Devastator: I think it'd kinda suck in text.
08:43:25 ER: it would be funny
08:44:41 Devastator: mmm.
08:46:33 Devastator: have to learn how tables work.
08:47:03 ER: you put stuff on the table, then later you get stuff off of it
08:47:53 Devastator: maybe they'll throw him into the ocean.
08:48:03 Devastator: with a spear.
08:49:07 ER: on the end of a line, that makes for some very proactive bait
08:49:59 ER: I'm sure that if Trence enters the ocean he'll end up fighting at least sharks or wingfish, maybe a kracken if drama dice strike
08:51:09 Devastator: Water encounters can totally happen.
08:51:19 Devastator: should ask Sessha or Uncle about them, if you want.
09:11:58 Devastator: I'm reluctant to have too many battles in a row.
09:26:01 Devastator: gonna be at least a few fights on the island.
10:25:23 ER: hey, you know chao? like, from the sonic adventure games? well, here's an hour and fourteen minutes long video about them https://youtu.be/nuGA2taKfmA
10:26:02 ER: I thought that I would just take a little dip into the video and than give up, but it entranced me for that whole runtime, somehow
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