ERLOG 2020-09-12

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02:53:38 Devastator: ro-butt.
03:23:46 syv has joined #einsteinianroulette
03:24:13 syv: "Convert my phallus into a mechanical anus."
03:24:22 syv: [INTERNAL SCREAMING]
03:24:30 syv: I am awaaaake for you people
03:24:37 syv: and it huuurts
03:25:22 syv: The caffeine syrup isn't working fast enough...
03:25:48 Devastator: hey syv.
03:25:55 syv: hey dev.
03:26:11 syv: The things are what this morning?
03:26:24 syv: Shooow?
03:26:33 syv: Where'd ER go?
03:27:57 Devastator: the things are what this morning?
03:28:24 syv: yes
03:31:31 syv: :(
03:32:24 Devastator: words, please.
03:33:21 syv: Bifurcated dactylion, proximally located to you
03:33:41 er has joined #einsteinianroulette
03:33:47 er: Yawn
03:33:55 syv: yessss
03:33:59 er: Good.......... morning?
03:34:37 syv: Or night
03:34:42 syv: Same thing
03:34:58 syv: The darkness I always awake within
03:35:04 syv: Hello, hello
03:35:09 syv: Goooodbye
03:40:23 er: I'm hungry
03:40:54 er: I bought gum
03:41:01 er: And gum isn't good
03:41:06 er: The fool
03:41:28 syv: Gum is amazing
03:41:40 syv: I wouldn't trade all food for gum.
03:42:07 syv: But I could absolutely tolerate having 50% the variety in food that I do have if I got to keep gum.
03:45:04 er: I'm making ramen, I think
03:46:23 syv: Mm
03:46:38 syv: I had chips and a banana for breakfast
03:46:46 Devastator: okay.
03:46:46 syv: Banana is a stupid word
03:46:57 Devastator: now lets see if Trence manages to autokill the giant.
03:47:21 syv: Shouldn't Trence have a lightweight rapid weapon?
03:47:22 er: Well I don't have those things so i'll have to make due
03:47:43 syv: Like Mehrune's Razor, maximize attack number to maximize chance of lucky autokill.
03:47:57 Devastator: everyone picked big weapons.
03:48:05 Devastator: besides, it'd be one attack a turn anyway.
03:48:07 Devastator: so no loss.
03:48:17 syv: yay
03:51:33 Devastator: upated.
03:51:44 Devastator: so.. are we watching anything?
03:54:21 Devastator: jesus, I have no bandwidth today?
03:55:20 syv: mayhaps
03:55:26 syv: perbe
03:55:51 Devastator: Irony's on..
03:56:18 syv: So
03:56:26 syv: 's sarcasm
03:56:31 er: Is soup with noodles or noodles with broth?
03:56:37 er: Nobody knows
03:56:59 syv: Soup is noodles with broth.
03:57:50 er: I'll probably have to let this cool down a while
04:05:30 Elastic_Ridicule has joined #einsteinianroulette
04:05:36 er has quit [Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )]
04:05:36 Elastic_Ridicule is now known as ER
04:05:47 ER: soop
04:06:00 ER: Devastator syv, anime?
04:06:08 ER: psychopass?
04:06:21 syv: Think so
04:07:14 ER: so it shall be
04:11:49 ER: except Devastator is dead, I guess
04:13:07 Devastator: I'm not dead.
04:13:13 Devastator: I'm just waiting to see where we were.
04:15:47 ER: 07 looks right
04:15:50 ER: murder girl
04:16:06 Devastator: wasn't there a guy with a gun?
04:16:40 syv: There are
04:16:46 syv: many guy
04:16:51 syv: And many gun
04:16:58 ER: much guy wow
04:17:00 Devastator: okay, got 7 loaded.
04:17:14 syv: Okay
04:17:19 Devastator: plaque.
04:17:20 syv: Uuggghhh I don
04:17:29 syv: 't wanna get up
04:17:42 ER: such is life
04:19:39 syv: 7 ready
04:19:39 ER: ready
04:19:52 syv: ...Actually, I'm going to go grab gum
04:19:58 syv: See if that wakes me up a little
04:21:33 syv: Gum grabbed, reready
04:21:37 syv: Devastator?
04:23:06 Devastator: ready
04:23:25 ER: in the time since I readied my bowl of noodles has gone from full to empty~
04:23:30 ER: still ready
04:23:35 syv: 5
04:23:36 syv: 4
04:23:38 syv: 3
04:23:40 syv: 2
04:23:40 syv: 1
04:23:42 syv: 0
04:23:47 syv: Rouichi
04:23:53 syv: dead man
04:24:07 syv: yum yum veggies
04:24:13 Devastator: murdergirl with nan hair.
04:24:45 ER: how high-concept~
04:25:08 syv: Yaaay energetic sonf
04:25:35 ER: you're made of plastic too~
04:25:52 Devastator: Not me.
04:25:55 Devastator: I held out for wood.
04:26:44 Devastator: You have like 4 people.
04:27:00 syv: Excuse!
04:28:19 ER: paunch
04:28:31 Devastator: aww, I want to see tiny girl trying the sparring robot.
04:28:36 ER: that would hurt to punch
04:28:40 Devastator: also, breaking a robot face.
04:28:52 syv: Fragile robot
04:29:05 Devastator: must really be a familiar.
04:29:09 Devastator: "Like what you see?"
04:29:18 syv: "Yes"
04:29:29 ER: yeah because those are useless
04:32:50 Devastator: "Anterctic"
04:33:00 syv: ?
04:33:07 Devastator: The bottle was misspelled.
04:33:14 syv: Ahh
04:33:18 Devastator: she's got huge eyes.
04:33:24 syv: She does
04:33:38 syv: must have a big brain too
04:34:25 ER: don't eyes and brain compete for space
04:34:35 syv: Eyes are hollow
04:36:53 Devastator: :-D
04:36:55 Devastator: Ode to joy!
04:37:07 Devastator: in an anime. Only means one thing.
04:37:16 syv: ???
04:37:33 Devastator: They're playing ode to joy in this scene.
04:37:44 syv: Yes, but what's it mean?
04:37:57 Devastator: someone in this scene is the devil. ;-p
04:38:01 ER: so he's killing people in order to increase overall stress? :p
04:38:14 syv: Also, jeez, Urobutcher does not have a high opinion of modern medicine
04:38:36 Devastator: common among japanese.
04:40:39 Devastator: monologue: the episode.
04:40:45 ER: :p
04:40:49 syv: Also apologism for their stress-based culture
04:41:02 ER: maximize stress!
04:41:29 Devastator: Yeah.
04:41:36 Devastator: although I'd take a stress-based culture over this one.
04:41:44 syv: Yes.
04:42:39 ER: glowey eyes
04:43:07 syv: Cyborg
04:43:33 Devastator: robot robot.
04:44:18 ER: :thinking:
04:44:58 Devastator: murdergirl.
04:45:10 syv: Oh, over
04:45:20 Devastator: two-episode villain, then.
04:45:26 Devastator: or maybe more.
04:45:30 ER: despite all the talking, at least we got somewhere
04:45:36 syv: She's two episodes already
04:45:37 ER: mostly in the last 20 seconds~
04:45:40 syv: So at least 3
04:45:48 syv: Probably gets caught next ep.
04:45:55 Devastator: That's true enough. Although I suspect you're measuring somewhere in terms of 'number of bodies'
04:45:56 syv: Since she has a living hostage to rescue now.
04:46:17 Devastator: I don't know.
04:46:25 Devastator: I think the hostage is gonna die. They might catch her before her next kill.
04:46:38 syv: Next?
04:46:42 Devastator: sure.
04:46:53 ER: ready
04:46:54 syv: 8 ready
04:47:16 syv: This leg double helix would be so hard to do
04:47:38 ER: perhaps the lower part is a different material :P
04:47:46 syv: Gotta break all the bones up good, and then probably paint them to hide the damage...
04:47:55 syv: Could be, the rose wreath would disguise it?
04:47:56 ER: or mayber murderers are magically artskilled, who knows
04:47:58 Devastator: ready
04:48:03 syv: 3
04:48:04 syv: 2
04:48:04 syv: 1
04:48:06 syv: 0
04:48:19 Devastator: +1 to art for each body you produce?
04:48:32 syv: Standard writing will have the hostage survive.
04:48:41 Devastator: Yes, but urobutcher.
04:48:41 syv: But I *could* see this show juking that.
04:48:52 ER: but this is oro, he has to kill people painfully
04:48:55 syv: I give it 3:2 in favor of survival.
04:49:00 Devastator: I'll take that bet.
04:49:16 Devastator: I'd take it at even.
04:49:30 Devastator: somewhere between even and 2:1 in favor of hostage dying, imo.
04:49:45 ER: yeah
04:49:47 syv: Yeah.
04:49:59 syv: I'm hoping she does die.
04:50:12 ER: the rest is silence
04:50:18 syv: I'm hoping this girl is a longer term villain really, though she's not set up for it.
04:50:30 Devastator: well, three eps.
04:50:35 Devastator: I think the only long term one is devil-man.
04:50:41 syv: Yes.
04:50:49 syv: She's just here to bring him in slowly.
04:51:25 Devastator: also, dead-eye hunter man is clearly next.
04:51:50 syv: Murderlesbian
04:52:20 Devastator: also, this guy has the bad guy hairstyle, too.
04:52:31 syv: Oh yes.
04:52:35 syv: Very villain
04:52:45 Devastator: much villain.
04:52:47 Devastator: such murder.
04:52:51 syv: The little floor scanning robots are cute
04:52:51 ER: bad guy bishe
04:54:08 Devastator: ..wow, that's actually close to something you'd actually get from an analysis of the chemical.
04:54:16 Devastator: that graph was reasonable.
04:54:33 syv: ...Fourier transform or something?
04:54:41 syv: I don't know science, just xkcd.
04:55:26 Devastator: The term escapes me just now.
04:55:42 syv: Random gecko plush
04:56:23 ER: :D
04:57:01 syv: A hooka
04:57:04 syv: And books
04:57:05 ER: yes
04:57:07 Devastator: book guy should have shelves.
04:57:23 syv: He's too evil for shelves
04:57:37 ER: Doggie :)
04:59:00 syv: Hey, this guy gets a special cell
04:59:14 ER: they're onto murder girl
04:59:23 Devastator: Mass spectroscope, that's it.
04:59:52 syv: I've heard "spectrometer"
05:00:09 Devastator: whoops.
05:02:05 Devastator: "I suspected it for the last couple days, but I didn't know."
05:02:17 Devastator: "So I let my magic gun decide for me."
05:02:26 syv: Also "You told me to stay away and not help"
05:02:36 Devastator: Yeah, he's on solid ground for his actions.
05:03:06 ER: illusery walls
05:03:16 syv: Welp, lost the bet
05:03:17 Devastator: and the winner is.. dead.
05:03:33 syv: :D
05:04:02 ER: leet haxor
05:04:26 Devastator: "That's good. You probably would have been the next victim."
05:04:28 Devastator: ;-p
05:04:33 MJ has joined #einsteinianroulette
05:04:39 Devastator: oh hey MJ.
05:04:42 ER: hello, we watching anime
05:04:53 Devastator: Can I get food after episode?
05:04:54 ER: pathos!
05:04:57 syv: "Stop crying, I might have to murder you"
05:05:00 ER: fine with me
05:05:05 Devastator: God, this place sucks.
05:05:07 syv: Yeah, no prob
05:05:14 syv: 6 mins
05:05:16 MJ: Ah cool. I don’t have my comp with me so I unfortunately can’t join.
05:05:19 syv: Well, 4-5, ED.
05:05:32 MJ: ....not that I can type fast enough anyway.
05:05:36 syv: You can listen to us babble about murderlesbians
05:05:44 syv: Could do dict
05:06:03 MJ: My comp turns off sound when I dictate.
05:06:11 Devastator: There's an awful lot of huge empty spaces in this city.
05:06:24 MJ: Otherwise your right I could.
05:06:58 Devastator: doggo.
05:07:05 syv: Of course satan has robotic murder dogs
05:07:25 Devastator: should have wished to be a cyborg werewolf. ;-p
05:07:31 ER: and this is why you don't work with murderers
05:07:38 syv: Ohhh, this dude's the most dangerous game dude
05:07:43 Devastator: This is why you don't discard ethics..
05:08:17 Devastator: also gun.
05:08:23 syv: yes. Gun
05:08:34 syv: Woah, nice
05:09:40 Devastator: ok, going to get some food. Will be a bit.\
05:09:47 syv: Byeee
05:09:49 ER: welp, murdergirl didn't get caught by the police!
05:10:09 syv: Fat lot of comfort there
05:10:15 MJ: Huh. So this IRC app I use for my phone doesn’t exsist on the App Store anymore apperentlly.
05:10:34 ER: what OS?
05:10:38 syv: Apple
05:10:40 syv: Worst OS
05:10:44 ER: yes
05:10:54 syv: I like this ED
05:11:03 ER: I like it
05:11:12 MJ: Apple and IOS since it’s a phone.
05:12:53 MJ: Huh. I guess that would explain why the servers don’t stay anymore.
05:13:12 syv: But yeah
05:13:53 syv: This show just had a schoolgirl lesbian who'd seduce and murder other schoolgirls, then cut them apart and rearrange their bodies into rather inventive sculptures.
05:14:12 MJ: I see. So pretty standard high school drama
05:14:20 MJ: :P
05:14:22 syv: Some of which would require rather immense amounts of work to modify the bodies correctly.
05:14:35 syv: And then left them out in parks.
05:14:50 syv: I'd think it would appeal to you.
05:15:02 MJ: Probably yes
05:16:38 MJ: Huh. I guess the guy just got tired of maintaining it and decided to take it off the App Store.
05:17:14 MJ: Which is a shame, because this was a great IRC app.
05:39:29 Devastator: back.
05:39:35 Devastator: sorry.
05:39:37 syv: Wooo
05:39:40 syv: No worries
05:39:57 Devastator: also, MJ.
05:39:59 syv: Been talking about obscure porn with MJ while tries to explain a game system idea.
05:40:00 ER: 09?
05:40:07 Devastator: have you seen a mass spectrometer graph?
05:40:07 syv: *while he tries
05:40:09 Devastator: and sure.
05:40:13 syv: Probably
05:40:17 MJ: I have indeed.
05:40:19 ER: and you haven't looped me in? D:
05:40:23 syv: Gimme a minute
05:40:32 syv: You complain about that stuff, ER.
05:40:34 Devastator: what do they look like?
05:40:40 Devastator: or do you have a picture of one?
05:40:41 syv: And I'm busy hugging Kevin
05:40:48 ER: I complain about lots of stuff!
05:40:59 Devastator: ahh, Kevin the doctorate of fluffy.
05:42:23 syv: Purring cat is just the best thing
05:42:26 MJ: Uhh. I might have a picture of one somewhere but In General it’s a bunch of vertical lines.
05:42:37 MJ: I could probably google one up as well
05:42:42 MJ: Why do you ask?
05:42:53 Devastator: they had something that looked very much like one in the previous episode.
05:43:07 Devastator: and I said that it looked like a real thing that exists instead of some fakey graph.
05:43:26 Devastator: anyway, ep 9, or too cat?
05:44:14 syv: Okay okay getting up
05:44:29 syv: Why haven't we watched an anime about cats?
05:44:59 Devastator: go find one.
05:45:06 syv: E9 ready
05:45:11 syv: Ask dubs for a rec
05:45:16 syv: And ABOUT cats
05:45:24 syv: Not just "includes cat"
05:45:30 MJ: I think dubs would just give an anime about cat girls
05:45:39 ER: ready
05:45:46 syv: I'm not sure if we've ever tried something like that.
05:45:58 syv: And I think literally all of us have played a catgirl at some point.
05:46:07 ER: ayaya
05:46:09 syv: ...Huh.
05:46:14 Devastator: That only became true for me literally last week.
05:46:19 syv: Have we ever watched *any* anime with a catgirl?
05:46:27 Devastator: Yes.
05:46:28 ER: [shrug]
05:46:28 Devastator: Overlord.
05:46:35 syv: That was a human.
05:46:47 MJ: Okay so I don’t have a picture of one on my phone. But google did provide. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56238/figure/ml151.f2/
05:46:49 Devastator: I read the background material. That was a catgirl.
05:47:05 syv: She was designed to look like a catgirl and give that feel.
05:47:08 syv: But she was human.
05:47:14 MJ: I legit do t rember the catgirl in overlord
05:47:22 syv: Hug girl
05:47:25 syv: Clem
05:47:27 Devastator: got squeezed by the overlord.
05:47:29 ER: no
05:47:30 Devastator: Clementine, yes.
05:47:37 syv: Psycho who licked stilletos
05:47:44 syv: The lethal kind of stilleto
05:47:51 ER: now shaddup and ready
05:47:58 MJ: Oh yeah that’s not a catgirl right?
05:47:59 syv: Dev?
05:47:59 Devastator: sure, ready.
05:48:07 syv: 5
05:48:08 syv: 4
05:48:10 syv: 3
05:48:11 syv: 2
05:48:13 syv: 1
05:48:13 syv: 0
05:48:22 syv: School again!
05:48:25 MJ: I don’t rember any ears.
05:48:28 ER: thought one of the piladies was a catgirl though
05:48:33 syv: She didn't have ears.
05:48:49 syv: One was a doggirl.
05:48:52 Devastator: background material has that as a catgirl who didn't have the ears or tail. It was explicit.
05:49:04 Devastator: but she would be a human rules-wise.
05:49:11 Devastator: so sure.
05:49:16 MJ: That sounds like human with some species identity issues.
05:49:32 syv: https://overlordmaruyama.fandom.com/wiki/Clementine
05:49:34 ER: plastic plastic
05:49:35 Devastator: Or a catgirl in a game that didn't make a model for one.
05:49:37 syv: >Human
05:49:59 syv: "Clementine was a woman around twenty years old, with short blonde hair and delicate features, giving her a cat-like appearance. "
05:50:06 Devastator: dragon butler was cool.
05:50:20 ER: only cool guy
05:50:26 ER: the rest are jerks
05:50:45 MJ: I would watch a show only about dragon butler.
05:51:12 ER: very real hologram clothes
05:51:15 Devastator: ..Yes.
05:51:23 syv: Everyone's naaaaaked
05:51:41 ER: and don't get too cold somehow
05:51:43 Devastator: Nah, I suspect most woman at least have underwear. for support if nothing else.
05:51:47 Devastator: global warming. ;-p
05:51:51 syv: Oh, murderman
05:52:03 syv: They have airconditioned streets
05:52:15 syv: Like... Dubai, was it?
05:52:17 MJ: Oh yeah surgeon simulator came out with a sequel.
05:52:20 Devastator: Anterctic again.
05:52:21 ER: ...then where do the ACs dup heat?
05:52:32 Devastator: Yay! will Boxing Gloves McGee return?
05:52:45 syv: He's 100% cyborg, and he chooses THAT face?!
05:52:50 MJ: Which has 4 player co op
05:52:55 Devastator: oh god.
05:52:59 syv: Cost?
05:52:59 Devastator: that sounds awesome and hilarious.
05:53:05 syv: Yes
05:53:07 Devastator: and if it's laggy, it'll be EVEN BETTER.
05:53:13 syv: Yes
05:53:17 syv: Cost?
05:53:26 MJ: You can pull limbs off and move around the OR.
05:53:36 syv: COST?
05:53:49 MJ: 25
05:53:56 syv: Hum.
05:54:04 syv: Does it have one of those package deals?
05:54:12 MJ: Not sure
05:54:16 MJ: I’ll check.
05:54:31 Devastator: Big difference between the dub and the subs here.
05:54:46 syv: I'm dub only for this show.
05:54:56 Devastator: subs are less horrifying.
05:56:03 MJ: Ugh. I just realized it’s on epic not steam.
05:56:08 ER: gross
05:56:09 syv: He is unspeakably creepy.
05:56:11 syv: Fuck.
05:56:15 Devastator: Absolutely.
05:56:35 Devastator: swanky.
05:56:39 ER: though I'll grab things on itch preferentially at this point
05:56:47 Devastator: also, first rural person seen yet.
05:56:56 syv: Same, ER.
05:57:17 syv: Itch gives better rates to devs, IIRC.
05:57:18 MJ: Yeah I like itch. Or like GoG
05:57:22 Devastator: Well, what flavor of bohemian is this guy?
05:57:39 ER: itch lets you pick whatever ratio you want, down to 0
05:58:38 syv: It's Sherlock
05:58:46 syv: Always annoying
05:58:51 Devastator: Mmm, no wonder this guy gets to live like this.
05:58:53 syv: And yet he's named Saiga
05:58:56 syv: :(
05:58:58 Devastator: and yes, absolutely annoying, but absolutely necessary.
05:59:07 Devastator: no wonder this guy lives alone.
05:59:58 MJ: I honestly just dislike epic. Mostly cause they have a bunch of sketchy ties to china.
06:00:11 syv: I just dislike Epic as a whole.
06:01:56 Devastator: mmm.
06:02:05 Devastator: I don't know if I'd veto epic.
06:03:32 syv: Aaahhhh
06:03:38 syv: Nooo don't do that fucking idiot
06:03:41 ER: shootgun
06:03:57 MJ: Huh modern warfares file size is now 200 GB
06:04:07 Devastator: ..a robot smoking a pipe.
06:04:13 ER: souls!
06:04:19 syv: Probably about sensation.
06:04:25 Devastator: or drugs.
06:04:27 syv: Good enough robotics he can feel the smoke.
06:04:43 Devastator: uh oh.
06:04:48 Devastator: devil man is getting bored.
06:05:10 ER: exquisite!
06:05:10 MJ: I dunno if I was a robot I would smoke. I’d get to look cool and no cancer or addiction :P
06:05:28 syv: He probably smoked in life, liked it, got sick, replaced body;
06:05:42 syv: Now body is immune, so still smokes and enjoys the sensation/
06:05:55 syv: Hahahaha
06:06:10 syv: "You are a child!" *cuts to enforcer eating jellybeans*
06:06:30 Devastator: Yeah, not a bad way of letting us know that this guy's wrong.
06:06:41 syv: He's always wrong.
06:06:45 syv: Literally always.
06:06:53 Devastator: Of course, that's his role in the story.
06:09:39 ER: <3
06:10:04 syv: 10?
06:10:07 ER: killer guy and detetictive guy liiiiike each other
06:10:13 Devastator: Proposed: This show will end with them kissing each other. ;-p
06:10:18 ER: yes
06:10:47 ER: yes to 10 but I have to listening to this banger credits theme first
06:11:00 Devastator: yes to 10, but need more water. Give me a few minutes.
06:11:35 syv: I think we will have purely hetero kissing, at least on the good guy side.
06:11:39 MJ: I might go to bed.
06:12:01 syv: Maaaaybe villain will kiss heroboy if he gets tied down or something.
06:12:15 syv: But I don't think so.
06:12:39 Devastator: ok.
06:12:42 Devastator: 10 should be last for me.
06:12:43 syv: Understandable, Jaggers.
06:12:48 syv: Kay.
06:12:58 ER: ready! :D
06:13:00 Devastator: can stick around, but enough for a night.
06:13:20 Devastator: `rr
06:13:24 Devastator: Ready.
06:13:29 syv: 3
06:13:30 syv: 2
06:13:31 syv: 1
06:13:32 syv: 0
06:13:58 syv: She wakes up like me...
06:14:09 Devastator: It's a trap!
06:14:48 MJ: Night
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06:16:10 Devastator: well, at least she's bringing her enforcer.
06:16:28 ER: hunting dog, guard dog
06:16:31 Devastator: bird!
06:16:41 Devastator: robobird, aww. :-(
06:16:48 Devastator: hunting guy would cly have a robot hawk.
06:16:54 Devastator: not a crow.
06:17:15 Devastator: Yes, call for backup.
06:17:53 Devastator: they have nightsticks? I mean, they should, but are those new?
06:18:07 ER: probably seen them beofre
06:18:28 Devastator: Map != reality.
06:18:32 ER: hax
06:18:58 Devastator: That was fast.
06:19:29 Devastator: Oh, a real hostage.
06:19:42 Devastator: wonder why they left her alive.
06:20:21 syv: They have batons, yes
06:20:27 syv: I think with electricity
06:20:37 Devastator: Oh come on.
06:20:49 Devastator: How did he arrange the water?
06:20:59 Devastator: I could imagine him kidnapping her friend, although that's difficult, but the water?
06:21:18 syv: Someone clearly arranged it.
06:22:36 ER: the hunt!
06:23:01 Devastator: doggo!
06:23:03 syv: Oh yeah, his gun's disabled, too
06:23:06 syv: Because of course
06:23:12 Devastator: eh.
06:23:24 Devastator: with how they've been shown to work, that's the expected result.
06:23:31 Devastator: Arena!
06:24:17 Devastator: is the barrel red?
06:24:22 Devastator: stand well away from it then.
06:26:10 ER: rustic!
06:26:26 ER: well, except for the robodogs
06:26:32 ER: abd cyborg body
06:26:42 Devastator: Have we seen any living pets?
06:26:45 syv: Explains how he handles the elephant gun so well
06:26:47 syv: No.
06:26:56 syv: I don't think we've even seen animals.
06:27:31 Devastator: Has to be, there were some flowering plants on the sherlock guy's place. Although I'd have to check for sure.
06:28:25 ER: and she asked why he has to be good at fighting even though he has a gun
06:28:54 syv: "BECAUSE THE GUN DOESN'T WORK!"
06:28:54 Devastator: "Because what if the next guy we track down kidnaps me for an episode of the most dangerous game, and has two robot dogs?"
06:29:04 Devastator: And yes, naturally syv.
06:31:02 Devastator: Well, someone's probably getting institutionalized when this is over.
06:32:46 syv: Faaaanservice
06:35:01 ER: fuuuuck cliffhanger
06:35:23 Devastator: just means we should watch the next episode sooner instead of waiting a couple months.
06:35:34 syv: That'd be nice...
06:35:41 ER: that's be new :P
06:35:58 Devastator: I think we watched PM3 pretty quick.
06:36:04 Devastator: but yes, should do so soonish.
06:52:40 ER: well well, what now
06:53:44 syv: Dev is PMing me about Alida's chances in a fight against those robodogs.
06:53:59 ER: she would crush them
06:54:00 Devastator: dogs would probably take her one on one without powers.
06:54:05 ER: they're just mundane
06:54:06 Devastator: with powers she'd crush them.
06:54:17 ER: some guy killed one with a baton and a trap
06:54:19 Devastator: they really pointy and metal.
06:54:23 syv: The big advantages they have are durability and those damn tails.
06:54:30 Devastator: some guy killed one with a trap and electricity.
06:54:35 syv: Yeah, and that was a heavy trap.
06:55:22 ER: Sophia would probably atomize one easy enough
06:55:31 syv: We're agreed that Alida could win with wounds if she has a good method of hurting them.
06:55:45 syv: So, CC, or maybe berz, though berz needs her to be wounded first.
06:56:00 ER: why are we not activating powers
06:56:04 ER: just
06:56:07 syv: Well, powers make it easy/
06:56:09 ER: CRUSH THEM
06:56:21 syv: The question is how well big dog alone would do.
06:56:42 Devastator: probably lose, but not an impossible win.
06:56:47 Devastator: definately lose two on one.
06:57:07 Devastator: it'd probably flip over in a month or so.
06:57:37 syv: Yeah, two on one is a loss unless they're surprisingly easy to disable *and* she gets lucky. And they aren't too smart.
06:57:49 syv: If they know to go for the eyes, she's basically fucked without powers.
06:57:50 Devastator: they dont' seem really bright.
06:57:56 syv: Yeah.
06:58:11 Devastator: might even be deliberaly programmed to try and not kill.
06:58:16 Devastator: for the hunter.
06:58:17 ER: probably
06:58:40 syv: Oh, definitely.
06:58:49 ER: it went for the hand and then just waited pateintly
06:58:55 syv: They left murderlesbian alive for awhile.
07:01:26 Devastator: that would vastly improve her odds, because she wouldn't be disabled by a normally-disabling strike.
07:03:15 Devastator: so yeah, berzerker should work then.
07:03:53 syv: I was assuming they'd be set to kill. And also that a body kill would count as a win.
07:04:03 syv: If they're not set to kill, then yes, she wins.
07:04:06 Devastator: ahh okay.
07:04:09 Devastator: and yes for the second.
07:04:37 syv: And if they need a gem kill, she wins by default. Unless they know to go for a gem kill, in which case it's pure luck even with powers.
07:04:49 Devastator: I was assuming the second too.
07:05:41 Devastator: a body kill would count as a win.
07:07:46 ER: does that really count as a win if you're just one minor activation away from becoming invincible and even stronger?
07:08:26 Devastator: Yeah, because it's a challenge with rules.
07:08:40 Devastator: only thing you can win or lose.
07:08:46 ER: there are rules?
07:08:57 ER: not like in war, then
07:09:09 Devastator: Yeah.
07:11:06 ER: I guess it just pisses me off because the difference between 0 cost and 1 cheap for my character is the difference between doing nothing and the enemy being dead
07:11:25 syv: Yeah
07:11:35 syv: Alida spent a wish on having a true free power.
07:11:48 syv: Yours spent a wish on... unlocking a door.
07:11:54 ER: someone else's wish, which she stole
07:12:02 syv: True!
07:12:09 Devastator: Yeah, I'm still regretting doing that in some ways.
07:12:17 syv: She learned from how useless the first wish was. ;P
07:12:19 Devastator: would have been better if she'd wished for something like that herself.
07:12:38 ER: Sophia's wish was some weakass shit, it was worded vaguely enough that it could have teleported her away
07:12:50 ER: which would have *actually* brought her out of danger!
07:12:53 syv: Probably should've, really.
07:13:00 syv: But I had a narrative.
07:13:22 syv: I do like the effect that the ward made a better wish on account of talking to actual magical girls first.
07:13:37 Devastator: What was it exactly? I think I heard once, and thought it meant she should get powers when imprisoned or restrained.
07:13:51 ER: "fuck, I could have broken the chains with a manabolt anyways, should have wished for money"
07:14:03 ER: *Sophia trying to buy something*
07:15:31 Devastator: That's a pretty good wish, actually.
07:15:39 Devastator: "I wish I always had enough money to buy stuff."
07:18:53 Devastator: It'd certainly be handy in real life.
07:19:01 Devastator: "I wish I had a cash card that was always valid."
07:20:21 syv: Less useful for the socially incompetent girl that would happily just steal anything she wanted, and could get away with it easily.
07:20:22 syv: Her exact wish was for freedom, IIRC.
07:20:22 syv: So it unlocked the door to her cell.
07:21:41 Devastator: ouch.
07:21:46 Devastator: pumsy must have been laughing.
07:21:54 Devastator: I mean, I know he physically can't, but still.
07:22:30 ER: note that I had to choose the wording of the wish before syv decided exactly what situation I was in at the time I made it :p
07:22:50 ER: maybe he can hyena laugh when he's in danger
07:23:21 syv: Yes, I'm a bit unfair with non-wards in that way.
07:23:25 syv: And no, Pumsy wasn't laughing!
07:23:41 syv: Pumsy loves you, he doesn't want bad things to happen to you!
07:24:07 Devastator: Even when a giant wolf is carrying him inside its mouth?
07:25:29 syv: Even then.
07:25:50 syv: I mean, magically girls have violently murdered him many times, and he still loves *them!*
07:25:54 syv: Of course he does!
07:26:09 syv: How could he ever *not* love you?
07:26:20 syv: :3
07:27:00 ER: mmm
07:27:18 ER: mindcontrol 3 lets me go spelunking in people's minds, right?
07:29:09 Devastator: mmm.
07:29:11 Devastator: is Pumsy filling?
07:29:24 Devastator: Alida could be the first to eat him.
07:29:54 ER: in all likihood he's been doing this since humans have been humans
07:30:04 ER: so no, I don't think you'd be the first
07:30:57 Devastator: mmm.
07:31:04 Devastator: yeah, possibly.
07:31:07 Devastator: still wouldn't be common.
07:31:18 Devastator: I wonder what the dumbest wish ever made was.
07:31:31 Devastator: "Get me off this thing!"
07:31:45 syv: Yes Egan, MC 3 lets you fuck with minds.
07:32:13 syv: Pumsy has absolutely been eaten before.
07:32:16 syv: But not often.
07:32:48 syv: Dumbest wish as in the most wasted, or worst consequences?
07:34:10 Devastator: either one.
07:34:16 ER: I would say that I should upgrade MC, go find Hannah, and just drain her knowledge into myself, but I don't think she would forgive me for that, and za worldo is as much of an instakill power as mincontrol is
07:37:50 syv: Worst consequences may or may not be part of the backstory.
07:38:14 syv: Most wasted, well, there's been a *lot* of useless wishes. Sophia's awfully close.
07:38:21 ER: >:(
07:38:33 syv: In fact I think her wish literally was useless.
07:38:39 Devastator: I was thinking "Get me off this roller coaster."
07:38:39 ER: yes
07:38:52 syv: Because she got a soul restore afterward, saving the cheap literally did not matter in any way.
07:38:55 Devastator: not only useless, but a problem solved by waiting sixty seconds even without a wish.
07:39:20 syv: Man, Pumsy would totally do that, too.
07:40:01 syv: Oh, and ER, I highly suggest you only do MC 3 shenanigans with consensual partners.
07:40:12 syv: Magical girls can roll to resist, and costs *will* go up.
07:41:17 Devastator: hmm.
07:41:27 ER: maybe there are mundane ways to lower Purity
07:41:28 syv: Ten turns would give you a lot of time to mess around, and ten cheaps are affordable. Ten moderates, or even a few majors, would hurt.
07:41:32 Devastator: booze.
07:42:02 ER: nah, booze has no effect, we have to go for torture!
07:42:14 Devastator: torture committed on the target, or by the target?
07:42:43 ER: on, probably. how would the other one help?
07:44:02 Devastator: by the target might hurt their mental state.
07:44:14 Devastator: convincing someone to do horrifying things that they aren't responsable for.
07:44:29 syv: I, uh, don't suggest you try this with Hannah.
07:44:55 ER: why not?~
07:45:29 syv: Hannah is absolutely a character, who, if you meet her and do the wrong thing, she will end the game for you immediately.
07:46:27 Devastator: mmm.
07:46:39 syv: NPC magical girls in general are awfully dangerous, but most would at least be very difficult to piss off to the point of murdering you, and even then being reliably capable of it is hit or miss.
07:46:48 syv: Innocents cheat, and Hannah is not nice.
07:46:58 syv: And Sophia is definitely aware of this.
07:49:00 ER: Well of course, I'd have to either give her no reason to hurt me or no ability to do so, and any moment that she's free she can freeze time and break me unblockably
07:50:19 ER: now, if I wanted to torture an innocent NPC for information, I believe that I could do so *during* MC
07:51:03 ER: mm
07:51:55 ER: if I use the primary of MC, not the upkeep, would there be a momentary gap of control long enough for the target to activate something?
07:52:33 ER: that would make this idea a lot more suicidal, if resetting the cost would provide an opening to freeze time
07:53:03 Devastator: Who is Hannah, anyway?
07:53:22 ER: some girl
07:53:40 syv: Yes, ER.
07:53:57 syv: It'd also interrupt whatever it is you're doing.
07:54:54 ER: wonder if there's a way through this by increased cruelty
08:00:58 syv: ER, Dev is bugging me for info about Hannah
08:01:09 syv: Explain to the man, please?
08:01:54 ER: hey dev, bug me instead of syv, even though I won't tell you anything
08:03:40 Devastator: Don't see how that would help, but sure.
08:03:52 Devastator: who is hannah?
08:07:00 ER: one of Isabella's comrades
08:07:07 ER: not sure what you want to know, really
08:07:38 Devastator: mostly why it was so hard for syv to just say that.
08:08:02 syv: It's not hard, I just find this hilarious
08:08:13 ER: I mean, Alida doesn't know that such a person even exists
08:08:29 ER: https://youtu.be/arwbIXdqJ7c
08:08:38 syv: Though, actually, it *would* be hard for me to say *just* that. Egan didn't even mention her hair color.
08:08:52 syv: Or her gun.
08:09:38 syv: I don't like Astro's original works.
08:09:57 ER: a gun is not an intrinsic part of a person. for most people.
08:16:32 Devastator: Yes, for most people.
08:22:09 syv: Sophia's gun is an intrinsic part of her.
08:22:20 ER: I know
08:22:28 ER: and that's disturbing~
08:22:31 syv: Will this kitten *ever* stop purring?
08:22:37 ER: yes
08:22:58 syv: It is just so. Fucking. *Happy*. To get cuddles.
08:26:58 ER: what does sophias totem say about her innermost self
08:27:38 syv: Considering it's a shotgun with blades and a chain now, it says that she's really fucking edgy.
08:28:19 ER: https://youtu.be/OxLH0nnUnCY
08:28:50 ER: we inhereted the blades and chain from someone else though
08:33:45 ER: and just because it was in my head and I quoted it this morning https://youtu.be/3AarFtHRqNg
08:50:16 ER: now- shit it's 5
08:50:26 ER: how much did I sleep? I've got no fucking clue
08:50:32 ER: later!~
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10:13:32 Topic set by syv [Sunday 01 March 2020, 07:55:55]
10:14:52 syv: yay
10:14:58 syv: logs <3
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11:29:19 syv: Hello again
11:29:21 syv: Work?
11:34:05 er: Yes
11:37:21 syv: aw
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20:21:08 Devastator: well, there goes another DROD room. Something like three more to go before the end of the level, and two more levels before the end of TCB.
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22:59:22 Devastator: Mad
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