ERLOG 2020-07-21

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01:31:48 ER: https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-21
01:47:39 Devastator: so what's happening?
01:48:03 Devastator: outside of it being over.
01:49:25 Devastator: congrats to howard taylor.
01:49:49 ER: they had a war with the dark matter creatures, and the planet Oth was going to be destroyed by a supernova, so Petey uploaded everyone on the planet into a virtual space to save them.
01:50:12 ER: er, not destroyed, sterilized
01:52:04 Devastator: mmm
01:53:08 Devastator: well, one way to prove if you're allowed to die or not.
01:54:06 Devastator: outside of that, it's a non-falsifiable belief.
01:58:00 Devastator: I'm also assuming from the context that Ebby quit rather than work for Petey in that way.
01:58:17 ER: ebby?
01:58:41 Devastator: isn't that the name of the Tough member who was of that species?
01:58:57 Devastator: what were they called.. Uniacs?
01:58:59 Devastator: something like that?
01:59:02 ER: I mean, he's still doing what he's doing
01:59:06 ER: uniocs
01:59:42 ER: he's part of an alien interstellar mercenary company, so he hardly has anything to do with this anyways
02:00:06 Devastator: Ahh, so that isn't Ebby in that image.
02:00:09 Devastator: ok.
02:00:24 Devastator: and yeah, of course, nothing to do with it.
02:00:29 Devastator: :-(
02:00:33 Devastator: sorry ER.
02:00:55 ER: at least Schlock got to do things! ;P
02:01:12 ER: and Enesby
02:01:19 ER: everyone else, kinda nope
02:01:25 Devastator: Yeah, but schlock got rewritten..
02:01:29 Devastator: so it's schlock-b.
02:02:04 ER: he's up to more than that by now~
02:02:56 ER: Um, he copied his brain into a dark matter body, ate a bunch of pa'anurai to get bigger, then took control of the core generator
02:03:19 ER: and didn't give it back to petey, btw
02:04:02 Devastator: mmm.
02:04:08 Devastator: so.. ywah, two person galaxy.
02:04:15 Devastator: Petey and schlock-b.
02:04:22 Devastator: but that's some good news.
02:04:39 ER: nah, umbral schlock is schlock c at least
02:04:55 ER: because his barionic matter incarnation is seperate
02:05:41 ER: also a fuckton of oafans, and even more civilizations which left the galaxy and now are coming back, apparently
02:06:37 ER: Petey honestly does seem a little bit cut down to size. He doesn't have the core any more, and he lost most of his ships fighting a pa'anurai, so all he has is... well, the entire rest of his civilization.
02:06:38 Devastator: They don't count.
02:06:45 ER: but there's lots of those
02:06:50 Devastator: Don't matter.
02:07:34 Devastator: without a core generator Petey will be cut down, but he didn't start with one.
02:07:34 ER: he lost his energy advantage. he's not omnipotent anymore, just maybe omniscient
02:07:44 ER: which the exogalactics probably are too
02:07:57 Devastator: and no, not omnipotent with there being a second person.
02:08:09 ER: did I mention that the exogalactics are in ships the size of planets?
02:08:24 Devastator: Nope.
02:08:29 Devastator: don't see where that's relevant, though..
02:08:44 ER: well, you said they're not relevant
02:09:05 Devastator: yeah.
02:09:12 Devastator: don't see where planet-sized warships will change that.
02:09:18 Devastator: even if they're warships.
02:09:22 ER: plus the oafans have a massive fleet of WMDs
02:09:31 Devastator: Scale's way beyond that.
02:09:40 ER: nope
02:09:57 Devastator: Can it protect them from being uploaded?
02:10:03 ER: petey does not have anything of the largest scale anymore
02:10:52 ER: indeed, everything he has is things that other people have more of now
02:11:06 ER: you can't say he's relevant but they're not
02:11:48 Devastator: well, then that would make it a one-person galaxy.
02:14:17 Devastator: be glad he allows for the existance of others..
02:14:31 ER: mhm
02:15:08 Devastator: Yeah, kinda does. If he was his old sociopathic self, things would probably be pretty different.
02:16:42 Devastator: anyway, congrats to Howard Taylor again on completing his huge project.
02:16:56 Devastator: and congrats on settling on a better situation than ER.
02:19:46 Devastator: "12 guns in six twin mounts, in two, triple-stacked superfiring positions."
02:21:31 Devastator: http://youtu.be/r0gHJKocGg4
02:35:01 Devastator: anyway, time to update Sh.
02:35:48 Devastator: Or not.
02:36:04 ER: as you wish
02:36:50 Devastator: Nah, just the order seems nonspecific.
02:39:23 Devastator: just do one of them! ;-p
02:40:20 ER: eh
02:40:22 ER: aint my job
02:42:13 Devastator: that's fine.
02:42:36 Devastator: I don't mind doing it, but those all seem like decent ideas where the players will have some bonuses, so..
05:54:41 ER: welp, gonna play sekiro again, I guess
05:54:52 ER: never did beat demon-ending isshin
05:56:05 Devastator: sounds fun.
05:56:06 Devastator: good luck.
05:58:30 ER: well
05:58:56 ER: tested out something, namely fireworks upgrade, to get a feel for them
05:59:08 ER: turns out the ninja in the next room heard me
05:59:14 ER: and then came and FUCK ME UP
06:01:26 Devastator: whoops.
06:02:17 ER: e-easy game D:
06:04:59 Devastator: ~baka
06:05:29 ER: welp
06:05:39 ER: getting rekt my my own character model
06:07:35 Devastator: hah.
06:08:13 Devastator: Also, man, that daemon who possessed the cogtain, got trapped on the Occurance Border, and then was forced to possess a Zoeanthrope must be the unluckiest daemon.
06:08:35 Devastator: started with like "Ooh, powerful psyker kid, I'm so lucky." and then everything went to hell.
06:08:38 ER: want to watch me get rekt in real time?
06:08:42 Devastator: sure.
06:10:49 ER: should be up
06:10:57 Devastator: Yeah, I see it.
06:11:06 Devastator: it's watchable.
06:12:16 ER: nice
06:12:41 Devastator: burn.
06:12:41 ER: I can just sneak kill this guy, but I need the practice, apparently
06:13:52 Devastator: no fail there.
06:13:59 ER: yeah
06:14:25 ER: those guys are nightmares when you're starting out, but you're not unlikely ot perfect them once you get the combat well
06:14:38 ER: what language you want? :P
06:14:56 Devastator: Sumerian.
06:17:46 Devastator: owch.
06:17:46 ER: wow, hesitation really is defeat!
06:18:19 Devastator: that was pretty comprehensive.
06:21:00 Devastator: clang clang clang clang
06:22:25 Devastator: which boss is the young version of this guy?
06:24:38 ER: the real end boss
06:24:47 ER: this is is the premature bad ending
06:25:01 Devastator: two healthbars to go.
06:39:43 ER: shameful display
06:43:25 ER: git bad
07:28:24 ER: welp
07:28:31 ER: that's all the bosses, folks! :P
07:30:17 Devastator: congrats
07:37:19 ER: "suffering is what I desire"
07:40:58 Devastator: whoops.
07:41:18 ER: yeah, charmless, extra challenge run
07:41:34 ER: non-perfect blocks now cause you to take chip damage
07:47:38 Devastator: uh oh.
07:48:31 ER: hey syv, I beat into genichiro charmless at NG+2
07:48:38 ER: that has to be pretty good, right?
07:48:51 ER: or is genichiro just chump? :P
08:04:11 Devastator: wuuusss.
08:10:07 ER: I'm a ninja, I have to be a wuss
08:10:23 ER: it's basically my job
08:11:16 Devastator: mmm.
08:11:30 Devastator: you know, I was trying to channel you in Whisperling's game.
08:11:39 Devastator: was trying to play a character who just stabbed things.
08:16:06 Devastator: didn't want to dick about and just did stuff.
08:43:45 ER: mle
08:46:06 ER: I mean, yeah I tend to carry a sword, but my play style is usually less barbarian and more rogue in all honestly
08:47:48 ER: or magerogue. like corvo!
09:20:40 ER: wallflap frembd
09:28:08 Devastator: this looks like a murder situation. get to regem.
09:41:42 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLpMbemN_9M
09:41:51 Devastator: It's reassuring there are games far, far more complicated than mine.
09:42:23 ER: ah, randal
09:42:43 ER: mostly know him from the screaming when he becomes relevant :P
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17:05:50 piecewise has joined #einsteinianroulette
17:08:20 piecewise: Hello
17:08:29 piecewise: Anyone home
17:09:02 piecewise: No idea if this is working or even in the right place
17:15:12 piecewise: Someone let me know eventually
21:23:10 er has joined #einsteinianroulette
21:23:19 er: Hey piecewise
21:35:44 er: piecewise!
22:34:52 piecewise: Hello
22:35:20 er: Howdy partner
22:35:24 piecewise: So this does work
22:35:32 piecewise: Alright then
22:36:00 piecewise: Still have to type via phone keyboard but better than nothing
22:36:33 piecewise: Now I can lurk both discord and irc
22:38:13 er: Lurk lurk
22:38:42 er: I finally beat easier Isshin in sekiro
22:39:11 er: I've officially beaten every boss. Despite being garbage~
22:43:33 piecewise: Thought you beat him a while ago
22:43:50 piecewise: Sword saint or old man?
22:44:07 er: Old maaan
22:44:34 piecewise: Emma can be pretty tough
22:44:38 er: Mighta took more tries with him than with sword saint...
22:45:20 er: With Emma I either get a rhythm going or she kills me in 5 seconds
22:45:44 piecewise: Really gotta stay on her
22:46:08 piecewise: She staggers easy
22:46:55 er: Hold forwards SMOrc
22:47:15 piecewise: That isshin fire form switches up just enough to throw you too
22:47:47 Elastic_Ridicule has joined #einsteinianroulette
22:47:58 Elastic_Ridicule: haha, now I have a real keyboard!
22:48:10 Elastic_Ridicule: surrender to my faster typing speed, old man
22:48:26 er has quit [Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )]
22:48:59 piecewise: I have a Bluetooth keyboard around here, just haven't paired it yet
22:49:00 Elastic_Ridicule: fire isshin wasn't too bad once I just started whapping hi with ichimonji
22:49:45 Elastic_Ridicule is now known as ER
22:58:07 ER: yo, so is there much input I'm supposed to be making in cabal, or is this basically "next scene please"
22:58:29 ER: or is that the end of it and I'm supposed to go off and do wizard stuff now
23:19:02 piecewise: Ask questions and make suggestions then next mission if you want
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