ERLOG 2020-07-01

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01:59:41 ER: oh yeah, so
02:00:37 ER: Lenna's Inception is pretty much A Link to the Past, but with a glitchy aesthetic and procgen dungeons and overworld map
02:01:30 ER: sometimes it feels like that glitch aesthetic is kinda covering up for the actual unintended jank that comes from procgen stuff
03:05:08 ER: gods, whew
03:05:16 ER: that's a really brain breaker
03:23:22 ER: ah yes, and I get bad end
03:51:52 Devastator: 'lo
03:51:59 Devastator: BAD END
03:51:59 ER: ~
03:52:30 Piecewise: 10 minutes to ask questions before I head to bed!
03:52:49 ER: what is the adverage airspeed of an unladen swallow
03:52:54 Piecewise: *jeopardy music plays very loudly*
03:53:05 Piecewise: 0 after you shoot it
03:53:28 Piecewise: between 2-3 mph after it has entered the sewer
03:53:29 Devastator: Had one, but it can wait.
03:53:51 Devastator: finished that novel series I was reading. Ends with the always-great heartwrencher, but boy what a slog to get there.
03:54:22 Piecewise: that the one where he decided to tie all the universes together?
03:54:44 Devastator: Yeah.
03:54:56 Devastator: ends with a good heartwrencher, but the first series is still far far better.
03:55:04 Piecewise: so it goes
03:56:14 Devastator: yeah
03:56:54 Devastator: eh, might as well ask it.
03:58:05 Devastator: you said no permanent enchants, but can I use 'strengthen solid steel permanent' to make something extra good due to simply being better allotropically?
04:01:35 Devastator: I also can't really recommend reading 1600 pages for it when you can instead read 1000 pages for a better one.
04:03:30 Devastator: guess I'll just do it.
04:03:50 Piecewise: Its no permanent enchantments that are currently draining power
04:03:58 Piecewise: so just making it into better metal is fine
04:04:02 Devastator: sweet.
04:04:14 Devastator: better give that to the special solders before asking them what they want as buffs.
04:04:23 Piecewise: through you could honestly just do "Strengthen steel", you don't need permanent or anything
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04:05:03 Devastator: Hmm.
04:05:18 Devastator: well, that'd be d10 max. With Solid that would make it d6 max.
04:11:04 Devastator: oh got the mountains of madness.
04:11:08 Devastator: I'll do the next movie now.
04:13:28 Devastator: Cat: meow meow meow
04:13:41 Devastator: Person: I don't have to pick you up every time you barge in here and meow.
04:13:47 Devastator: Cat: MEOW MEOW MEOW
04:21:42 Devastator: Cat knows how false that statement is.
04:22:08 ER: cat can meow all its wants, I do what I want
04:22:29 Devastator: which just so happens to be 'pick up cat' ;-p
04:22:45 ER: maybe
04:41:01 Devastator: good smbc today.
04:47:56 Devastator: ok
04:48:03 Devastator: set myself on fire two times so far this run.
04:48:22 ER: fire
04:52:19 Devastator: three
04:52:35 ER: burn, baby burn
05:03:46 Devastator: okay, stage 1 down.
05:07:53 ER: you know that a game's hard-commited to its art style when even the options menu is hard to look at :P
05:43:40 ER: welp
05:43:45 ER: this game, also trippy
05:44:07 ER: I'm not sure why I decided to play this trippy game right after the other one
05:46:05 Devastator: heh
05:48:33 ER: you basically learn the "plot" through log entries unlocked by achevements
05:48:45 ER: mostly shit like "kill all enemies in area 1"
05:48:58 ER: but I noticed that one was "fail to load the leaderboard"
05:49:26 ER: so when I DCed just now, that was me turning off my wifi so that I could learn about the Green Dweller
05:50:04 ER: another one says to crash the game. didn't seem to get it from force closing through task manager
05:52:53 Devastator: might have to crash it in the right manner.
05:53:34 ER: with no survivors
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05:54:17 syv: I've had good luck crashing games with Cheat Engine.
05:54:20 syv: Could try that.
05:54:41 ER: don;t have that installed
05:54:51 syv: It's pretty easy
05:55:22 syv: Like most programs, google it, download from the first site, run the installer, decline the spyware...
05:57:23 ER: eh~
05:58:48 ER: anyway, it's this https://sonoshee.itch.io/rym9k
05:58:52 ER: it has style
06:00:42 syv: Quite a barrage of buzzwords, too.
06:01:17 ER: well clearly, they want you to know that it has style :p
06:02:51 syv: It's weird that so many cats are queens, but so few are princesses.
06:06:35 Devastator: hey syv.
06:06:39 ER: maybe
06:06:47 ER: I think they're more queenish overall
06:07:48 syv: hey dev.
06:08:56 Devastator: magic number turned out to be 5.
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06:11:03 syv: Magic number?
06:12:06 Devastator: set on fire five times to die in Noita.
06:12:11 Devastator: I swear, it's the only way I take damage.
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06:13:39 syv: Isn't there a fire retardant perk?
06:13:46 syv: Get that and you'll win immediately~
06:14:22 Devastator: presumably.
06:16:19 Devastator: mmm, you know, I think I know how to make as much gold as you want with the universal lube.
06:16:29 Devastator: start with two coins and a rock.
06:16:35 Devastator: transfer size like you did.
06:16:40 Devastator: then use another coin and transfer 'density'
06:17:14 Devastator: or turn it into liquid, transfer volume, and then move solid back.
06:17:38 Devastator: but that might not work for the same reason.
06:18:34 ER: yo so
06:18:43 ER: time to watch that movie?
06:19:07 Devastator: I do have it. Irony on?
06:19:45 ER: did we need him for that one?
06:20:31 syv: (Devastator) then use another coin and transfer 'density'
06:20:31 syv: Doesn't work, density is a limited value.
06:20:39 Devastator: ahh, nvm then.
06:20:45 Devastator: mass too?
06:20:51 ER: just transfer value :P
06:20:57 syv: I could, however, fake it with the density of rocks.
06:21:28 syv: Or weight, I guess. More accurate way to say it.
06:21:33 syv: Lube is weird.
06:21:43 ER: loob
06:21:51 syv: lub
06:21:58 ER: too bad ya can't core leech things with it! :D
06:22:18 Devastator: eh, lots of stuff to test.
06:22:38 Devastator: mind if I try out some stuff like diamond-hard enamel?
06:27:13 syv: I'd rather you ask me to test it rather than touching my lube yourself. >.>
06:27:28 syv: ...I should try to do a core leech.
06:27:36 syv: Can I swap the existence out of a pebble?
06:27:52 ER: only if you can select something that doesn't exist, probably
06:28:13 ER: I don't think that you can just knock something out of memory without adding something else
06:29:04 ER: though if you COULD have it set up to be 1:Null and 2:Pebble, maybe you could core leech the pebble
06:29:21 Devastator: I'm fine with that.
06:29:32 Devastator: as long as it's ok to watch.
06:29:37 ER: if you had the sword Oblivious, you could select that and then annihilate whatever ;p
06:31:43 Devastator: hmm.
06:32:03 Devastator: wonder if you can transfer taxonomic grades or something.
06:32:23 Devastator: bacon eggs dogs that way, by finding the corpse or a minion of a detity or something.
06:32:48 ER: dead deities aren't dead
06:33:15 Devastator: no, but they are deities. ;-p
06:33:41 ER: though, wonder how fucked up you'd get by trying to swap Aqua Vitae's divinity into yourself
06:33:55 Devastator: Pro-mesk, really.
06:34:19 ER: if it works, UL probably goes on cooldown for a couple millenia.
06:34:39 Devastator: eh, gonna finish up in the city and probably go hunting for a few turns as a thin justification for requesting more powa. And fun. ;-p
06:35:02 ER: monger
06:35:31 Devastator: might RP some with Ekrov about goals then.
06:35:43 ER: man, I doubt that you can gather enough power on your own to fight the army in the east
06:36:52 Devastator: Dunno. Didn't you?
06:37:43 ER: on my own? nah
06:38:28 Devastator: There it is.
06:38:29 Devastator: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indemnity_and_Oblivion_Act
06:38:58 Devastator: Seems like it. You were the one who decided to aim for, and gained, admission to the magebreakers.
06:39:06 Devastator: Oblivion is a great legal term.
06:42:46 Devastator: so, while there might have been other people involved, it was you who aimed for it, and you who achieved it.
06:43:22 ER: mm?
06:43:41 Devastator: or are you saying Zavi doesn't have enough oomph to defeat that army?
06:43:55 syv: I can totally get that much power.
06:44:04 syv: I have clockwork. The army is clockwork.
06:44:08 ER: uh, did you read my turns, or are you speculating based on what you think is happening?
06:44:13 syv: I have flight. Their production is in the sky.
06:44:30 syv: Seize the means of production!
06:46:14 Devastator: Well, they look pretty impressive, but you haven't began to fight. yet.
06:47:25 ER: I could fight and win forever, killing 1 a second, and not matter.
06:47:27 Devastator: A good couple of hypervelocity impactors with some d20 strength explosions might cut them down some.
06:51:31 syv: Also we have fissile material
06:51:45 syv: Manaless nukes are quite possible.
06:52:12 syv: Same for the clockwork army, really, but if they used nukes Telcal wouldn't be on his throne anymore.
06:53:48 Devastator: It is a lot, though.
06:54:20 ER: THEY have fissile material
06:54:24 ER: I don't.
06:54:57 syv: Well they do.
06:55:03 syv: And Saeko/Ekrov do.
06:55:16 syv: You're the scrub who just has coal at best.
07:04:44 ER: eh
07:05:00 ER: you scrubs aren't MUCH stronger than me
07:05:11 Devastator: quite a lot weaker.
07:05:17 Devastator: you could wipe the floor with us.
07:05:31 Devastator: easy as washing your hands.
07:06:08 syv: Eh?
07:06:14 syv: In a straight fight, sure.
07:06:37 syv: But Zavi has a lot less tools, and what kinda wizards fight straight?
07:06:39 Devastator: yeah, totally. We probably have more potential power, but it'll take a lot of time, spells, and effort to turn that into real power.
07:07:02 syv: I mean there's a real chance we could win by teleport keepaway + summon blood.
07:07:08 syv: We have a LOT more mana, too.
07:07:24 Devastator: mmm, that's a lot of army.
07:07:41 Devastator: Also, not bloody.
07:07:44 Devastator: it's all inorganics.
07:07:45 syv: Oh, not against the mage breakers, no.
07:07:51 syv: Ahhh
07:07:53 Devastator: and I don't know if magebreakers have blood.
07:07:56 syv: I mean Ekrov + Saeko vs Zavi.
07:08:17 syv: They probably get an easier out by not being human, if they get an out at all.
07:08:28 Devastator: nah, I think we'd get murdered a few times. Ekrov is looking at like a 95% odds to kill every round.
07:08:32 Devastator: Zavi, sorry.
07:08:34 ER: it'll be funny if you summon my blood into your evil skill and then the skull melts
07:09:09 syv: 95% odds?
07:09:33 Devastator: d20+5 is big.
07:09:45 Devastator: and I think zavi has big weapons too, although didn't look at them.
07:09:59 syv: ...Ahh, I hadn't realized Zavi had gone up to d20.
07:10:05 syv: When... when did that happen?
07:10:10 ER: you hadn't?
07:10:17 ER: That was Telcal
07:10:20 Devastator: being magebreaker = d20 base stat.
07:10:24 Devastator: and apparently keep the +5, too.
07:10:26 Devastator: yowch.
07:11:19 ER: I'm not sure what ratio of god / human I am now, but it's not 0
07:11:25 syv: She'd still have some difficulty straight beating Ekrov to death, since he has d10 armor + magic deflection vs her d8 maybemagic weapons, but... yeah.
07:11:53 syv: Totally beatable if she doesn't get firsthit, or flubs it, but only through cheese.
07:12:17 ER: I'd just have to invest 1d10 mana and make your armor deal with 2d20 damage
07:12:30 ER: using the sword, that is
07:12:32 Devastator: Yowch.
07:12:37 Devastator: gonna have to get some serious armour.
07:12:39 syv: Ahh, she got human too, so can always find us. No teleport, so keepaway can win.
07:12:50 syv: 17 mana is crippling though.
07:13:04 Devastator: talk about that after I do the test suits with the two guards.
07:13:05 ER: can always get more
07:13:24 Devastator: possibly from the coal barrel saeko donated..
07:13:41 ER: no?
07:29:43 ER: mmh
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07:43:40 Elasticly_Rigid: BTW, update PS pls :v
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07:44:18 syv: Uhm.
07:44:22 syv: ER?
07:44:39 syv: Why bounce in with a different program?
07:45:14 Devastator: It is a mystery.
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08:14:37 er: Mysteryyyius
08:15:53 er: Well, when I close my laptop it goes to sleep, and for whatever reason stats connected for a bit before dcing
08:16:36 er: And then I want to come tell about PS but without opening my laptop again
08:20:50 er: Haha 420
08:20:59 er: The time is the meme number
08:22:12 Devastator: what, 69?
08:22:26 syv: There is a distressing amount of firearm numbers that show up when using 24 hour time.
08:22:44 syv: Plenty even without, too; 0919 is one I notice often.
08:23:26 syv: It makes me sad that 57:28 is not a time that happens, but at least in about an hour and a half it'll be 05:56.
08:23:55 syv: 69, luckily, is not a time that happens.
08:26:27 er: Sad!
08:27:07 er: 57:28 happens if you count seconds
08:27:55 syv: Sadly I can't make my phone do that.
08:28:23 syv: I totally would if I could, though. Having that number show up every hour would be great.
08:28:57 syv: It'd be worth having to see 46:30 every hour.
08:34:08 syv: Woah, AoTTG 2 just got permission from the original creator to reuse his code.
08:34:40 syv: Pretty notable since he hasn't communicated with the fanbase at all in the last four years.
08:37:31 Devastator: yay.
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12:14:54 Topic for #einsteinianroulette: Do fleshorrors dream of eclectic blebs?
12:14:54 Topic set by syv [Sunday 01 March 2020, 07:55:55]
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16:06:04 Devastator: hmm.
16:06:09 Devastator: travelling, piecesleep?
16:06:31 piecesleep: Leaving on saturday now
16:06:41 piecesleep: but I am about to go get a TB test
16:06:45 piecesleep: well, get it read
16:06:52 Devastator: TB test?
16:07:00 piecesleep: Tuberculosis
16:07:18 piecesleep: health care people have to get one once a year or so
16:11:56 Devastator: mmm
16:13:47 Devastator: well, good luck.
16:48:20 Devastator: oh, syv said ok for converting the magicoal, so do you mind if I just do that for you?
16:55:27 piecesleep: go ahead
16:57:16 Devastator: ok
16:58:23 Devastator: you know, making the bioshaper run off art was a stroke of genius. Good way to keep me from using the robo-spirits to do it.
16:58:33 Devastator: I could have the biometal do it.
17:00:30 Devastator: I suppose it would be good at making spiky things and natural weapons.
17:00:51 Devastator: or would it be too baroque to be effective?
17:00:53 Devastator: hmm.
17:33:13 piecesleep: Here is my artistic alien
17:33:18 piecesleep: he does my art!
17:34:04 Devastator: yeah.
17:34:12 Devastator: I do wonder how that would go.
18:02:09 Devastator: although you did say it could be anything..
18:02:15 Devastator: biometal artist pixie.
18:03:50 piecesleep: Biometal artist spent all day getting high
18:05:02 Devastator: works for me.
18:05:16 Devastator: although really, saeko should be able to do it herself. d8+4 kno, anyway.
18:05:32 Devastator: unless she can convince ekrov to do it, but he doesn't want his waifu to turn into a giant monster.
18:05:34 Devastator: whodathunk it.
18:06:52 Devastator: but using the alien biometal creature might be more fun.
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19:42:27 Devastator: happy Canada day.
19:42:49 ER: citation needed
20:07:03 Devastator: the happy part or the canada day part?
20:07:16 ER: the happy part
20:07:43 Devastator: mmm.
20:07:57 Devastator: I'll be updating k-com tonight.
21:08:20 ER: mm
21:08:25 ER: ~
21:15:26 Devastator: looks like HK hasn't given up on freedom.
21:27:21 ER: fun
23:48:45 ER: welp
23:56:43 Devastator: welp
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