00:51:34 Piecewise: man, the Covid fatality rate is hard to guess. South Korea is less than 1%, Italy is over 7%
00:52:34 ER: it probably won't kill me :)
00:53:55 Piecewise: This has got to be the result of radically incomplete testing
00:54:18 ER: wonder who we could blame for that
01:05:56 Piecewise: Well, in the US's case
01:06:13 Piecewise: since all the early tests were defective
01:16:36 Piecewise: The good news is that Wuhan is lifting quarantines now.
01:17:18 ER: time to move there and wait for the pandemic to pass over the rest of the world?
01:17:34 ER: see, it's like a wave, you dodge through it
01:19:30 Piecewise: Or you just go to some little american town
01:19:52 Piecewise: at least in the west we have tons of tiny ass towns that no one ever goes to so they're as good as islands
01:20:46 ER: around here if I went to such a place it would be full of hillbillies~
01:24:28 Piecewise: I love my weeb bunker as well
01:24:47 Piecewise: I'm gonna go check some paint and hope its not fucked
01:38:57 Piecewise: think I'm already poisoned enough
01:42:35 Devastator: going to get food together on the hour. Want to watch something when I'm done?
01:44:01 Piecewise: I'm ok withthat, but should we wait for someone other than me, you, and Maybe
er?
01:48:37 Piecewise: My wife made spotted dick. I'm drunk on dick.
01:48:58 Piecewise: I'm pretty sure she put alcohol in this
01:49:03 Piecewise: she puts alcohol in everything
01:49:21 ER: I can never remember what dick is sposta be
01:49:40 Piecewise: Its apparently like a lemon cake with cherries in it that is covered in a custard like stuff
01:50:07 ER: also yes, putting booze in everything is gud
01:50:48 ER: my grandfather owned a french resturant so I'm pretty attached to that style myself
01:54:18 Devastator: I thought you said she was Quebecoise, not French.
01:54:38 Piecewise: They don't differentiate
01:54:54 Piecewise: Both of them yell at you if you don't speak french
01:55:53 Devastator: Read an article about french immigrants to Quebec thinking there's no difference, and being surprised.
01:55:54 Piecewise: Insert some story about a random event in which a francophone goes all aggro on a random anglophone
02:06:05 Piecewise: Regardless, they both put wine and booze in everything
02:06:17 Piecewise: also, they were rioting because of wine rationing apparently
02:06:22 Piecewise: which is very french
02:06:50 ER: "I always cook with wine. sometime I even put it in the food!"
02:28:58 Devastator: got a vid for that.
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03:47:20 Devastator: should watch something tonight.
03:50:43 Devastator: I think
Piecewise is around.
03:51:50 Piecewise: I'm looking at diaclone stuff
03:52:02 Piecewise: but we can watch something if you guys want
03:53:24 Piecewise: maybe an episode of Primal, to see how we feel about it
03:55:49 sy: Eh. I'd be okay with that, though I'd point out that I'm the least interested in Primal of all of us. I know
MJ wanted to see it, and I think
ER's voiced some interest as well.
04:02:24 Devastator: I don't even remember what Primal is.
04:02:26 Devastator: can someone remind me?
04:02:56 Piecewise: Mini-series by creator of samurai jack.
04:03:11 Piecewise: about caveman and dinosaur surviving in Primal world
04:11:15 Devastator: I haven't downloaded them.
04:13:17 Piecewise: They're all there, should be able to just watch them, not have to download
04:13:49 Piecewise:
sy don't sound too into it though, and it is true that
MJ and
ER wanted to see it more
04:14:50 sy: Yeah, my opinion is broadly just "shrug" here.
04:15:12 Devastator: I just want to watch something tonight.
04:15:13 sy: that's gonna be my opinion on most anything.
04:16:59 Devastator: but I got all week, so..
04:18:17 Piecewise: what kind of thing would you like to watch
04:18:38 Piecewise: They have episodes of gamecenter CX for free streaming on Archive.com
04:19:08 Piecewise: I find that series relaxing and nostalgic in its own way
04:22:31 sy: Has that even been translated?
04:23:05 sy: "Japanese variety show" is not... what I think of as "nostalgic"...
04:23:40 Piecewise: It has. And its nostalgic because he's trying to beat classic video games on a time limit
04:23:51 Piecewise: here, I'll get one and we can give it a shot, see how you feel
04:24:07 sy: Ep 3 is about Steel Battalion
04:24:23 sy: I'd be willing to watch that, Steel Battalion is definitely nostalgic for me.
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04:26:07 Piecewise: okie dokie. dunno how good the episode is, haven't watched them all, but I've got a link for it
04:26:25 MidJag: I finished moving out of my fraternity house. Again :/
04:28:40 Piecewise: Have you considered just staying out? they seem to be unhappy with your presence.
04:29:12 MidJag: Clearlly fate just hates the idea of me being in my fraternity house.
04:29:22 sy: Jesus this is an hour long?
04:30:15 Devastator: just had to save my game.
04:31:18 sy: Ready I guess.
MJ, want to watch an hour long Japanese variety show about Steel Battalion?
04:31:40 MidJag: I don't think I have enough beer, but sure.
04:32:02 sy: Click the link Dubs posted above and tell us when it's loaded.
04:32:03 Devastator: that's not possible, so might as well go ahead.
04:33:49 MidJag: Have we scared away the skeleton with our fleshy disguises?
04:34:05 MidJag: Come back dubs, we're all skeletons on the inside
04:34:17 sy: Nope, I think he's fine with our meat cladding.
04:34:25 Piecewise: being talked at by peopl
04:34:32 sy: 321 let's just start already
04:35:06 Piecewise: what, you never played games in the dark?
04:35:15 Devastator looks around at the dark room.
04:35:37 sy: Not with the room lit by a blacklight with a screen sitting in the center of the room, no.
04:35:50 Devastator: Capcom rolling over Ode to Joy.
04:35:51 MidJag: You have never lived
syv :P
04:36:59 Piecewise: Oh look its Inafune...before the dark times
04:37:08 sy: Isn't Osaka the home of the one stereotyped Japanese accent? Their equivaleny of appalachian or something?
04:37:48 MidJag: Oh right, Mighty number 9 was the darktimes right?
04:37:59 Devastator: You know what surprised me lately?
04:38:05 Devastator: Apparently John Romero stopped being a dick.
04:38:26 Devastator: I didn't either, but it seems to have happened.
04:38:29 Piecewise: this is just an elaborate double bluff
04:38:47 Piecewise: the dicking will begin again, stronger than ever
04:38:57 MidJag: Dubs, what the hell are we watching?
04:39:38 Devastator: apparently a show where they do news interviews about games.
04:39:42 Piecewise: The lead in to this guy trying to beat steel battalion. They're doing a capcom retrospective itsems
04:40:09 Piecewise: sometimes they talk to people, though its usually more in the middle of the episode
04:40:15 Piecewise: not sure why they lead with it this time
04:40:26 MidJag: Yeah, the one you showed me featured no talking to people
04:40:44 sy: You've seen this before,
MJ?
04:41:06 Piecewise: I was watching it last night
04:41:52 MidJag: Also
dev what proof do you have with Romero?
04:43:19 Piecewise: Ah shit, I checked ahead and it looks like this isn't the steel battalion video, despite the name. its all interviews and stuff from what I see. Fugging lying videos
04:43:35 Devastator: how about an ep of the dino show, then?
04:43:50 Devastator: I mean, if it's shit there's more than one episode, so we either haven't missed much or seen too much.
04:44:34 Piecewise: I'll find the actual episode later and we can watch it then. for now
04:44:40 Piecewise: You should be able to stream it there
04:45:00 MidJag: I think I DL'd it already
04:47:54 Devastator: This guy looks too sophisticated to be Thag.
04:47:58 MidJag: I swear we never go on zero.
04:48:15 MidJag: Like just last time we went on 1
04:48:36 Devastator: yeah, one of those high-tech cavemen.
04:49:07 sy: It's one second of desync anyway.
04:49:14 Piecewise: He's got the face not of "Whew, avoided death" and more of "Not this shit again"
04:49:14 Devastator: one second is fine.
04:49:28 sy: I'm pretty sure we have more than that just from IRC lag.
04:49:32 MidJag: Hmm, I wonder if I can skip forward one second without fucking everything.
04:49:53 Piecewise: you'll get 5 seconds of lag
04:49:55 MidJag: Yeah, I wont. I know my luck with these things
04:50:30 Devastator: but not all dinos are birbs.
04:50:44 Piecewise: ironically the flying dinos didn't evolve into birds
04:51:09 Devastator: I think what he means is the classical flying dinos aren't the ones that turned into birds.
04:51:13 Piecewise: I don't think they're even dinos, techically
04:51:27 Devastator: but the birds came from flying dinos, just not the ones people think of.
04:52:00 MidJag: It's like samuria jack meets Groo in terms of charecter design
04:52:02 Devastator: that's a hell of a throw.
04:52:40 sy: Not enough of a nose, but otherwise yes.
04:52:48 sy: He gets a Rufferto, doesn't he?
04:53:10 Piecewise: I don't even know what that is
04:54:34 Piecewise: guy is thick as heck
04:54:53 sy: Hell of a meat cladding on that skellington
04:54:54 MidJag: The man is more of a brick with arms then a person.
04:56:06 Piecewise: His demon eyed children
04:56:49 sy: Big McLargehuge apparently bred with Waif McTwigthin
04:57:02 MidJag: And greated Kid Mcmediumsize
04:58:14 MidJag: Will this be the new rufferto?
04:58:27 Devastator:
PW did say caveman will get dino.
04:59:10 MidJag: Oh hey sexual dimorphism.
04:59:18 MidJag: ...no wait, different species
05:00:15 MidJag: That is a fucking durable spear.
05:00:40 Devastator: I'ma gonna call him Gronk.
05:01:14 Devastator: after the guy in Caveman Games who had skill in every event.
05:01:32 sy: Fucking armor piercing spear
05:01:35 Devastator: that's some spear, yeah.
05:01:46 Piecewise: He's just really throwing it hard
05:01:51 MidJag: That spear is made of fucking titanium.
05:02:03 Devastator: It's the human special ability.
05:02:09 Devastator: ain't nobody can throw like us people.
05:02:23 MidJag: I'll give you that
dev, but like still I'm just amazed the spear doens't break.
05:02:35 Devastator: Some dwarf made an artifact.
05:03:13 MidJag: Nah, it's not menacing with enough bone spikes to be a true artifact :P
05:04:00 MidJag: Masterwork with legendary spear and throwing?
05:04:05 Piecewise: They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong
05:04:34 Devastator: I dunno, I think it might be an artifact simply by virtue of being indestructable.
05:04:49 MidJag: We'll only know once it get's set on fire
05:04:58 Devastator: and burns eternally.
05:05:21 MidJag: Oh hey this is the new rufferto.
05:05:30 Devastator: Yeah, didn't think it'd be baby.
05:05:36 Devastator: although baby could have worked.
05:05:41 MidJag: I thought there were two babies?
05:05:48 Devastator: dino ate two babies.
05:06:04 Devastator: of course, momma could just find another dino. ;-p
05:06:13 MidJag: But this does make more sense, they've both lost the family things.
05:06:37 Piecewise: united by the common cause of "Fuck dinos that eat our kids. They're the worst"
05:06:48 sy: Clearly they'll bond over both having their families eaten by T rexes, and breed a new line of horrible mutant scalies
05:07:05 Devastator: somehow the spear will be involved.
05:07:05 Piecewise: who eventually control the world with a shadow government
05:07:14 sy: "I just met you, and this is crazy"
05:07:38 Piecewise: the dino's name is fang, by the way
05:07:39 MidJag: The spear will be the justice of the pice in the marriage
05:07:49 Devastator: I'm good with Rufferto.
05:07:53 Devastator: Gronk and Rufferto.
05:07:54 sy: The dino's name is Rufferto, yeah
05:08:39 sy: Better than Japanese interview show
05:09:06 Devastator: I'm fine with doing more, but I still want to see the warriors, dammit.
05:09:42 Piecewise: up to you guys. there are 4 more eps of primal, 22 minutes each
05:09:54 sy: I don't think anyone else particularly cares about it, so warriors is as good now as any other time.
05:10:22 Devastator: yeah, lets do it, and I'll stop bugging you about it.
05:10:31 sy: The dino being female will probably make
ER more inclined to like Primal, so he might be missing out.
05:10:58 MidJag: I just figured the dino was female already. Seemed like a Gendy thing.
05:11:01 Devastator: with it being a four episode show, probably.
05:11:27 Piecewise: I mean...it had children
05:11:33 Piecewise: would be odd if it wasn't female
05:12:04 MidJag: I mean Groo had children, Just with Waify mcwife
05:12:07 sy: Nah Dubs, I mean before we watched the show.
05:12:26 sy: We knew there was a dino sidekick, that's in the preview.
05:13:50 sy: Also, "Waify McWife" is a hilarious name.
05:16:24 Devastator: anyway, got the warriors up.
05:17:21 MidJag: ah damnit, lemme make sure I have thar
05:17:46 Piecewise: I don't have it, but I'm probably leaving soon so thats fine
05:19:28 MidJag: gimme uhh, like 5 mintues? gotta downlaod it.
05:20:24 sy: Never downloads any of the stuff we send him -.-
05:21:23 MidJag: I always think I do, and I always never end up actually downloading any of it.
05:24:52 MidJag: hmm, taking longer than the ETA is saying. apologies, won't be much longer now.
05:28:50 MidJag: like 5 mintues more or so?
05:29:23 sy: Just beep us when it's done.
05:39:32 Devastator: a non-animated paramount logo.
05:39:33 MidJag: I feel like the 1 and 0 thing changes each time.
05:40:24 Devastator: Huh, I thought they cut this from the movie.
05:40:28 MidJag: huh, when you said this was the tale of Xephonaes you weren't kidding
05:40:47 MidJag: Was this something else before it was a movie
dev?
05:40:53 Devastator: I couldn't tell you.
05:41:16 MidJag: ...Then why did you say you thought they cut it from the moveie?
05:41:29 syv: Is it really courageous to participate in a forced march?
05:41:34 Devastator: I thought they'd cut that opening narration from the movie.
05:41:41 Devastator: well, they stuck together all the way.
05:42:19 MidJag: oh this New York back in the lead poisened days
05:43:19 MidJag: I like the clock work orange dudes
05:44:51 Devastator: guess there was a book.
05:46:07 MidJag: This is a looooong credits sequence
05:46:19 Devastator: they goin a long way.
05:50:32 syv: They outnumber the police 3-to-1. Such amaze.
05:50:43 syv: Assuming ideal participation.
05:51:15 Devastator: more than that, if they pick targets.
05:51:39 syv: They don't strike me as that smart.
05:51:51 MidJag: heh, that's assuming that some of the police isn't working for them. It is the 70's.
05:55:14 Devastator: Luthor, that's that guy's name.
05:56:13 MidJag: I'm kinda curious why the luthor shot the dude anyway?
05:56:39 MidJag: That's what I'm figuring?
05:57:09 syv: Or maybe he's just a xaositect
05:58:10 Devastator: dead guy was the leader.
05:58:27 Devastator: the dead warriors guy.
05:58:59 MidJag: That was a lot of dudes
05:59:17 Devastator: They should have a better tag.
05:59:34 MidJag: Not very distinctive to be sure :P
05:59:45 MidJag: oh shit, it's the matrix
05:59:56 Devastator: Orange guys are cleon's gang.
06:00:33 MidJag: I figured they'd be bigger.
06:00:46 Devastator: this is like 1/10 of their gang.
06:02:00 MidJag: So this is gonna be a gang of 9 nine dudes fights the entertity of new york
06:02:36 Devastator: they made a beat-em-up video game based on this.
06:02:44 Piecewise: it wasn't that great
06:03:03 Devastator: hought you were gone.
06:03:08 Piecewise: I've been floating around
06:03:14 MidJag: I love the demented baseball dudes
06:03:17 Piecewise: just not cutting in since you're watching
06:04:01 MidJag: This is pretty much bluesbrothers.
06:04:05 Piecewise: A lot of the gangs in the movie are cool, but generally not explored much. The Furies are just kind of cool weirdos.
06:04:19 Devastator: I wouldn't call it as good as the blues brothers.
06:04:24 Piecewise: also kind of crap fighters if memory serves
06:04:47 Piecewise: ah well. Bed for me now. Can you dig it?
06:05:36 MidJag: Agreed, but same general idea
06:05:40 Devastator: I was actually thinking of a different beat em up game.
06:05:54 Devastator: there's the new one, and there's another one that's a 2d golden axe style one.
06:06:27 Devastator: because everyone knows the Turnbull ACs have the slowest bus in the world.
06:06:45 MidJag: ....and they are outrunning it??
06:06:55 Devastator: well, there's like 200 guys in it.
06:06:59 MidJag: ....oh fuck I deschnyed completly. Im back the begining
06:07:30 Devastator: they were timing the train, not the bus.
06:10:09 Devastator: they gotta change trains, though.
06:10:58 MidJag: They should hijack the worlds slowest bus
06:11:04 syv: Here's an idea--stuff the vests in a bag.
06:11:20 Devastator: you do that, that worse than getting beat up.
06:12:28 Devastator: God that actor's good at being a jackass.
06:13:04 Devastator: Man, "Orphans" is a shitty gang name.
06:13:39 MidJag: They also have the most generic look
06:13:50 Devastator: Yes. Intentional that's for sure.
06:13:55 Devastator: Shit gang, shit look.
06:14:02 Devastator: and this is why you can't just ditch the vests.
06:14:09 Devastator: you ditch the vests, your gang is shit.
06:14:23 MidJag: The vests do tie their outfits together
06:15:10 Devastator: It might be quicker to just punch your way through these guys.
06:17:43 MidJag: I mean honestly if he just untucked the shirt and maybe tore the sleeves off a bit they could get a decent look going.
06:18:09 Devastator: of if they're keeping the shirts tucked in, maybe get some belts or something.
06:18:16 Devastator: or go with like leather pants instead of jeans.
06:18:20 MidJag: Belts would help a ton.
06:19:54 MidJag: He's just wrapped in belts no actual clothing
06:20:21 syv: Ahh, good old gangrape time.
06:21:04 MidJag: This can only end well.
06:21:48 syv: "Oh noes, they have power over fire!!!"
06:21:54 Devastator: that's disturbingly competent.
06:22:12 MidJag: That was like an actual bugout plan and hidden weapon for heavy shit.
06:22:20 Devastator: I mean, one bounce, sets the car on fire, and it blows up in like thirty seconds. I mean, that's kinda frightening.
06:22:45 syv: Why's the chick with them?
06:22:58 Devastator: and then hung on to Ajax when they ran.
06:23:01 MidJag: She got caught up in the exciment of running from the orphans?
06:24:28 Devastator: Whatever that means.
06:24:49 MidJag: It's these dues who worsihp chaos in DnD
06:25:47 MidJag: Welp, that cop just forgot his childhood memories
06:26:10 Devastator: except spelled wrong?
06:26:25 syv: Do cops here just arrest people for wearing gang uniforms?
06:26:46 syv: I'd think you'd know better than me, they date to good ol' Planescape.
06:26:57 Devastator: Oh, just because it's old doesn't mean it's wrong.
06:27:21 MidJag: I've been waitinf for these guys
06:27:31 Devastator: EVERYONE waits for these guys.
06:28:29 Devastator: Whatever genius came up with this gang needs to be celebrated.
06:28:54 MidJag: I'm amazed those charecter designs aren't more widelly used.
06:30:14 MidJag: huh, this is an actual plan
06:30:22 syv: Dodge the gut-level swing by jumping one foot in the air.
06:30:29 syv: Works because the guy misses anyway.
06:30:42 MidJag: I love that helmet so much
06:30:58 MidJag: They dodge the truncehon like that as well
06:31:15 MidJag: Yes, keep overhanding, that will work
06:31:37 syv: This is one of the worst choreographed fights I've ever seen.
06:32:02 MidJag: I expected the bat weiliding lunatics to be better fihgters.
06:32:39 MidJag: The radio announcer does help tie things togheter
06:33:33 syv: Obvious honey trap is obvious.
06:35:34 MidJag: Hmm, sure I'm running for my life but let's sit with pretty woman for a while
06:37:51 Devastator: The thing about the baseball furies is it doesn't matter if you beat them up, you will never be cooler.
06:38:17 MidJag: ....Okay that one was just entierlly avoidable.
06:38:23 Devastator: Yeah, but he's gone.
06:38:24 syv: He's just in jail for a little while.
06:38:34 syv: Maybe they'll stab him jail.
06:38:57 MidJag: I mean literally all he had to do was keep running.
06:40:45 MidJag: That wasn't even like a hard toss.
06:40:58 Devastator: we had that already.
06:41:16 Devastator: but no, swan got away there.
06:41:28 MidJag: Man, two honey traps in one movie is just too much.
06:41:45 syv: But yeah, this is a female gang.
06:43:04 MidJag: It's like the route of odessues but like naviagated by idiots.
06:43:25 Devastator: Lots of idiots in the Oydessey.
06:43:47 MidJag: ...Actually aren't most of odessues problems self inflcited?
06:44:05 MidJag: Also youre talking to me
dev I assure you I don't care
06:44:57 syv: "Why can't we stop on the subway tracks? Why in such a hurry?"
06:45:21 MidJag:
Syv have you ever watched blues brothers?
06:46:02 Devastator: It is better than this.
06:46:15 Devastator: but this is more than nothing.
06:47:06 MidJag: ...Are they actually going to stop runnig to bang on a subway track?
06:47:14 Devastator: Man, that's the gang life.
06:47:47 syv: And the lady is an absolute stereotype.
06:48:05 MidJag: He has to share it between the others. only when he's alone does it form into one solid semi funcitoning brain.
06:48:28 Devastator: they're all stereotypes,
syv.
06:49:12 MidJag: I'm 90% sure the warriors are barking up the wrong tree with these ladies.
06:50:18 MidJag: You all have guns. How do you still lose!
06:50:25 Devastator: baseball gang lost too.
06:50:28 Devastator: it's just the warriors.
06:50:52 Devastator: yeah, you're right.
06:51:02 Devastator: the fewer the number in one group, the smarter they are.
06:51:19 syv: ...Which is why the other guy was successfully caught in a honey trap.
06:51:27 Devastator: yeah, there were more around then.
06:51:41 syv: No, there were two others near him.
06:51:57 syv: Which was three, and three survived a much larger honey trap together.
06:52:08 Devastator: wasn't it six at that point?
06:52:38 MidJag: But it's also inverse. the single honey trap was much more dangerous than the larger one because of the increased intellegence of a single person gang.
06:52:51 syv: No. Four, they split into 1+3, then Swan (?) left and the other two went back.
06:53:00 Devastator: that trap wasn't a ganger.
06:53:18 Devastator: uh oh, they're getting dumber.
06:53:31 MidJag: Was she an officer or just a random person with handcuffs?
06:53:43 Devastator: there were other cops like right there as backup.
06:54:09 Devastator: well, here's the gang who owns here.
06:54:17 MidJag: soo these are the country boys gang?
06:54:18 syv: Theie outfit makes them look like absolute tools.
06:54:52 MidJag: You know the warrios vests must of been as expesnive as hell
06:55:07 Devastator: Eh, it's new york, you can get anything there.
06:55:12 Devastator: but yeah, pretty flash.
06:55:56 MidJag: I feel like banjoes are about to start playing.
06:56:16 Devastator: So does the leader have rollerskates because he's the leader, or because he's short?
06:56:27 MidJag: They completment the other
06:57:59 MidJag: I like how they outnumber them two to one and are still losing.
06:58:17 Devastator: I thought it was six on five.
06:58:37 MidJag: I'm pretty sure it's more lopsided then that
06:58:44 Devastator: and spraypaint guy got one to even it up.
06:58:58 MidJag: hmm, maybe, I wasn't really counting.
07:00:50 Devastator: oh man, those outfits.
07:01:03 MidJag: ...I have no idea what social group that's supposed to be.
07:01:18 Devastator: just.. normal people with some money.
07:01:22 MidJag: Like are they at a wedding or something?
07:01:44 Devastator: Could be something like that, could be a prom, could be a bunch of stuff.
07:02:17 MidJag:
Dev this a weird movie. fun movie, but weird movie.
07:02:38 Devastator: It's certainly weird.
07:02:59 syv: Was that a painted bacjground?
07:04:01 MidJag: The hour's of mutual contempt for each other have blossmed into a realtinsohip, as tehy always do in movies :P
07:04:25 Devastator: Man, dickweed must get a lot, then.
07:04:45 MidJag: I'm suprised they don't notice the car trailing them.
07:05:09 Devastator: also, six on six, she took one out in the bathroom fight.
07:05:29 Devastator: I mean, do you think those guys do stealth?
07:05:51 MidJag: I don't think any gang in this movie understands the concept of stealth
07:05:54 Devastator: This whole scene was improvised.
07:06:26 MidJag: It's hilarious is what it is.
07:06:36 syv: His expression is perfect.
07:06:43 syv: "The fuck is wrong with you?"
07:07:06 MidJag: I've been saving this knife the entire time we've been here.
07:07:16 Devastator: Nah, he got it in the bathroom fight.
07:07:25 MidJag: Ah, missed that he picked it up
07:07:54 MidJag: I've always found it weird that New york has beaches
07:08:37 Devastator: You knew why he did it before he said it.
07:08:43 Devastator: which is how you know it's true.
07:09:05 Devastator: Man, he brought a knife to a gunfight and won.
07:09:39 syv: They were just standing there the whole time.
07:11:27 MidJag: Welp that was somehting.
07:11:43 Devastator: thanks for watching it.
07:11:47 Devastator: now I can stop bugging you about it.
07:12:10 Devastator: hope it wasn't too bad.
07:12:29 syv: The one woman was credited as policewomen.
07:12:51 Devastator: I think there was only one policewoman.
07:12:59 MidJag: Yeah, that was an intresitng movie
07:13:09 MidJag: not really sure what to make of it.
07:13:15 syv: So they just misspelled the credit, heh.
07:14:02 Devastator: mmm, so not sure what to make of it, eh?
07:15:10 Devastator: I guess next is Ferris Bueller.
07:15:19 Devastator: but everyone's seen that.
07:15:58 syv: Checked Ao3 real quick, The Warriors has 11 fanfics for it. Six of them have tagged pairings. All pairings are gay.
07:16:14 MidJag: I dunno, it's just an intresting mixture of genres.
07:16:19 syv: Which is pretty much exactly what I expected.
07:16:35 syv: I've never seen Ferris Bueller and have zero interest in seeing it.
07:16:47 Devastator: I'll skip you then.
07:17:19 Devastator: to be honest, I've only seen it relatively recently.. like four years ago.
07:17:20 MidJag: Ferris bueller's day off is pretty good
07:19:22 Devastator: ..what pairings would there be that wouldn't be gay?
07:20:37 syv: The obvious main pairing of the movie?
07:21:01 Devastator: yeah, but that's not fanfic.
07:21:42 syv: Oh man you do not understand fanfic, do you?
07:22:22 Devastator: we did Last Crusade, but did we end up seeing Raiders?
07:22:49 syv: I'm not super eager for more Indiana.
07:23:06 MidJag: ...those letters will sort themsleves out eventually
07:23:17 syv: I like more fantastical stuff. And military stuff. If something's contemporary, I want rifles.
07:23:40 MidJag: Inianada has both of those things
07:24:01 syv: It has a fairly low density of rifles.
07:24:11 syv: A fair number of submachine guns, I guess.
07:24:31 Devastator: of course you can't bleed to death, that might be hard.
07:24:39 MidJag: We've watched Die Hard togehter right?
07:24:43 Devastator: so need an 80s game with guns.
07:24:46 Devastator: and yes, we've seen Die Hard.
07:25:02 MidJag: Oh right it was a crhistmas movie night right?
07:25:11 syv:
MJ mentioned wanting to see Guns Akimbo.
07:25:21 syv: Which sounds dumb enough to be funny.
07:25:49 MidJag: I wanna see a gun handed man open door
07:26:07 Devastator: okay, this is a good movie.
07:26:41 syv: ....Wait, are you agreeing to watch Guns Akimbo?
07:26:47 MidJag: Have we seen Talladage nights?
07:28:46 MidJag: Ah, the movie we should watch is Crank.
07:31:37 Devastator: so what's the plot of Death Stranding, anyway?
07:32:27 MidJag: I have literally no idea
07:32:43 MidJag: somehting about extencitons and like the main dude cannocically can't stay dead for long
07:32:46 Devastator: It does seem like a game that sufferes from not askign you to do very much, though.
07:33:05 syv: It's about being a mailman.
07:33:11 syv: And sometimes you shoot bosses.
07:33:18 syv: And then you go back to delivering mail.
07:33:39 syv: Generic enemies are dealt with by crouching and throwing grenades at them.
07:33:46 syv: They sometimes interrupt your mail routes.
07:34:13 syv: There's a large social element. Mostly about constructing stuff to make mail routes easier and more boring.
07:38:04 MidJag: It seems like one of those games that's seeminglly deep, but really it's more a smokescreen for having nothing inresting to say
07:40:03 Devastator: well, back to trying to assemble an elven machine gun team in Mount & Blade.
07:42:49 syv: I've watched all the bossfights for the game, and a bit of the standard gameplay.
07:43:10 syv: The bossfights are utterly boring and simplistic, though with fairly weird imagery at times.
07:43:25 syv: Very standard TPS bossfights.
07:43:59 syv: Gameplay seems boring and dumb, but at least is pretty different. Haven't seen a mailman game about balancing before.
07:44:29 Devastator: I need my surgeon brought back again.
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21:11:34 Piecewise: We're watchign stuff on discord, if you guys can make it
21:12:11 RC: Just hopping on to let people know there's a small movie night going on in the discord, for those that would like to join.
21:12:52 RC: What a coincidence, such a ninja, wow.
21:23:51 ER: sit in here and talk about boring stuff with us!
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