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02:26:59 Devastator: hope the others make it here ok.
02:27:09 Devastator: and hope
syv enjoys his rocket launch.
02:49:36 Piecewise: My fingers are all stained orange
02:50:53 Piecewise: I'm using orange ink to panel line a kit and its pretty messy
02:54:43 Piecewise: the 1/60th Mazinger is out
02:55:10 Piecewise: I've got that preordered from an american supplier. Interested to see if it will even fucking stand up
02:56:21 Devastator: how big is a 1/60th mazinger?
02:56:56 Piecewise: There's a video here of a guy making it. Feel free to skip through to get an idea of size. Its pretty dang big
02:57:42 Piecewise: 16.5 inches or 42 cm tall
03:27:32 Piecewise: akira tonight at...undetermined time
03:29:46 ER: when and if
MJ and
NJW decide to show up
03:31:23 Piecewise: we ever watch neo tokyo around here?
03:31:45 Piecewise: Robot carnival is another good one
03:31:59 Devastator: it's like 4:30 am for
NJW, so he's not supposed to be around for a bit.
03:32:05 Devastator:
MJ said he'd be a bit late, and likely drunk.
03:32:18 Piecewise: he's a med student so that goes without saying
03:32:20 Devastator: well, nto that late, but drunk for certain.
03:32:29 Devastator: he's a med student who is also in a frat.
03:32:39 Devastator: Truly a man for this modern age.
03:32:51 Piecewise: did not make him for a frat boy
03:33:10 Devastator: Yes, a man for whom identities have no meaning. ;-p
03:35:59 Piecewise: Maybe we should all watch contagion
03:36:09 Piecewise: Just because...topical
03:40:24 Devastator: keep safe, make sure you have some supplies in case you're housebound.
03:57:32 Devastator: Not the zombie plague.
03:57:55 Piecewise: Nah, but people are dumb
04:08:25 Piecewise: I don't honestly believe this, but my brother in law does to a degree
04:08:37 Piecewise: but he's also a prison guard so he has a pretty bad opinion of people
04:10:15 Devastator: certainly seems common there.
04:28:18 Piecewise: We watched sword of the stranger here right?
04:30:13 Piecewise: that would be a good one
04:38:20 Devastator: That's some video description.
04:40:08 Devastator: labelling "End of Evangelion" what the fuck seems accurate.
04:44:07 Devastator: have to watch that sometime.
04:44:38 Piecewise: They have the rebuild movies we could watch
04:44:47 Piecewise: 2 out of 3 of them are good
04:45:43 Piecewise: Wings of Hommonaise would be good too
04:46:48 Devastator: shouldn't have checked that guy's channel.
04:48:19 Devastator: like a 3:1 shit video to content video ratio.
04:51:08 Piecewise: I dunno if I would say that
04:51:42 Devastator: shit doesn't mean bad, it means the Youtube equivalent of twitter.
04:53:27 Piecewise: Looking at the first videos...it seems to be about 2 to 1 ratio of review content to announcements
04:54:08 Piecewise: I mean, are you gonna call this shit?
04:58:51 Devastator: shit isn't the same as bad.
05:03:01 Piecewise: I don't want your shitty chinese manga
05:20:58 Devastator:
MJ popped on right about now yesterday.
05:21:23 Devastator: he implied he'd be a little bit later, and
NJW said he'd try to be up at 7 AM his time, so would be another hour.
05:21:28 Devastator: yeah, apparently medical school is busy.
05:22:01 Devastator: IO's online, no idea if he'd like to come over.
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05:23:28 Piecewise: Here's a torrent for it
05:24:44 IronyOwl: 4 gigs, gonna be a bit though
05:24:55 Piecewise: It goes pretty quick
05:25:06 Piecewise: maybe it will be done before
MJ even shows
05:25:22 Devastator:
sy's watching a rocket.
05:26:09 Devastator: good to see you IO.
05:26:14 Devastator: what have you been up to?
05:27:28 IronyOwl: watching weird prehistoric animal videos
05:27:56 Devastator: I think it's a falcon heavy SRS, IIRC.
05:29:51 Devastator: I also found out that apparently townsfolk are wary of the glowing anime magical girl.
05:30:13 ER: don't see why, she's just a walking apocalypse
05:31:37 Devastator: I don't know, your char with 1400 mana and an explosion word counts.
05:32:18 IronyOwl: They should be happy to provide these obvious main characters with quests
05:32:27 Devastator: apparently they think she might be some kind of trickster.
05:32:35 Devastator: ..I should actually do that to someone if they're going to think that.
05:32:49 Devastator: maybe fear would be better.
05:33:15 IronyOwl: that video was weird,
ER
05:33:33 ER: really? makes perfect sense to me~
05:33:45 ER: maybe you just haven't opened your eyes yet, poor bastard
05:34:38 IronyOwl: Error: Not Enough Eyes
05:36:19 Piecewise: I wonder what the state of SCP is today
05:36:42 Piecewise: in the early days it was a incestuous group of jerks
05:37:23 IronyOwl: Probably a pretentious incestuous group of jerks high on their own fame nowadays
05:37:34 ER: seems to be at about the same spot in general conciousness as when I found out about it
05:37:58 ER: I haven't read the wiki in a long time but the various perhripheral stuff seems good
05:38:47 Devastator: Is any insular community ever not an incestuous group of jerks?
05:39:18 ER: that would include us, of course
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05:45:59 syv: Was a launch. Riding home now in a crowded van.
05:47:21 syv: About average for a launch, but the coolest landing I've seen. :P
05:47:35 IronyOwl: So everything exploded?
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05:48:22 syv: I've never seen a rocket explode in person, no.
05:48:33 MidJag: I have like three brain cells functioning just to let people knwo
05:49:16 Devastator: I think we're just waiting on
NJW now.
05:49:34 syv: It's six AM for him right now, I believe.
05:50:52 Devastator: yeah, I think he said he'd try for 7 AM, right?
05:51:14 Devastator: should we look at something else?
05:51:14 syv: I don't think he ever decided on a particular time.
05:51:34 syv: I also can't watch anything atm, cept maybe youtubes I guess.
05:52:19 MidJag: Turns out Jack daneisl honey and lemonade continues to be a winning combination
05:52:56 syv: This took me six hours to do the first time.
05:54:36 MidJag: It's also the only jack you don't buy for the brand alone.
05:56:55 Piecewise: Crack open a bottle of hand sanitizer for that real rare alcohol
05:57:26 Piecewise: I wonder if people would fall for the rumor that drinking high proof alcohol protects you from corona
05:57:51 ER: people are the worst animals
05:57:56 syv: Less than 50%, I imagine, but you can never underestimate stupidity.
05:58:14 syv: You might be able to get over 50% if you also say that you're a med student.
05:58:48 Devastator: They do, I've heard that one.
05:58:59 Devastator: Also popular is the 'the virus is a democrat bioweapon.'
05:59:25 syv: Clearly it was a plan to disrupt China's economy.
05:59:42 Devastator: Fitting it in simultaneously with 'you shouldn't worry about it' must take some serious doublethink.
05:59:54 syv: Did you hear it lowered China's emissions a bunch? It's clearly a far-left plot by climate terrorists.
06:00:12 Devastator: Nah, the line is it was an accident, apparently, which has the benefit of requiring no proof, evidence, or humanoid thought.
06:00:36 Piecewise: Its a shit bioweapon if it is one
06:00:55 syv: How does a democrat bioweapon get *accidentally* released in *China* of all places?
06:00:57 Devastator: somehow people don't get that.
06:00:58 Piecewise: Airborne ebola? Fuck that, The flu but a bit more dangerous
06:01:12 Devastator: Because every single thing that happens must only happen because the world hates Trump.
06:01:18 Devastator: Get with the program!
06:01:35 Piecewise: there are also people blaming trump for the disease existing
06:01:38 syv: It's so much easier to just say it was intentional
06:01:56 Piecewise: I think people are just dumb and will always scream at the other side
06:02:12 syv: Doesn't mean we can't laugh at them.
06:02:55 syv: Hey
MidJag, what's a latin word for "conspiracy theorist"?
06:03:00 Devastator: Tbh, if you saw his press conference yesterday, it's not exactly reassuring.
06:03:12 syv: Is anything Trump does reassuring?
06:03:15 Devastator: Apparently the tests are 'perfect'
06:03:44 Piecewise: We have the best tests
06:03:49 Piecewise: we have the best corona
06:04:00 syv: Truly tremendous tests, just tremendous.
06:04:11 Devastator: You're kidding, but those are almost exact quotes.
06:04:19 Devastator: because parody is dead.
06:04:36 syv: Yeah, he has a very limited vocabulary. And speaking style.
06:04:41 syv: It's why playing him is so fun.
06:04:44 IronyOwl: Weren't the tests more comprehensive, but gave false positives for the stuff they were more comprehensive for?
06:04:52 Piecewise: Trump isn't malicious, he's just a business talking head who has been doing used car sales for so long that its all he can do anymore
06:05:05 Devastator: No, mostly they just aren't available.
06:05:47 ER: like 200 people tested in america, at a cost to the person tested of $2000, and not reliable
06:06:06 syv: To be fair, could still be the best.
06:06:22 syv: Are there any good tests yet?
06:06:36 Devastator: ..mostly outside america, but yes.
06:09:11 ER: from what I hear, everyone's incompetant but especially us
06:10:13 syv: The most competent, just a winner.
06:10:19 Devastator: so is that series about an unkillable D-class?
06:10:33 Devastator: I'm kinda schlubby.
06:10:39 syv: I think they just put him in a concrete slab.
06:10:58 syv:
Piecewise does have immense girth.
06:11:06 ER: he's wearing the d-class uniform, but that would make him an SCP, right?
06:11:24 syv: Well, another ~50 mins until
NJW's latest time.
06:11:54 syv: It does make some sense to keep an SCP D-class as a D-class until you can figure him out better.
06:12:08 syv: Specially if he isn't aware.
06:12:38 ER: I haven't watched the series proper yet, but I think he knew he was immortal and that's why they picked him up
06:12:49 ER: just from the clips in the music videos :P
06:13:14 syv: What's latin for "conspiracy theorist"?
06:15:31 MidJag: Gimme a sec gotta figure out latin tense again.
06:16:24 Devastator: do one of those tables for figuring out cube roots by hand. ;-p
06:17:09 MidJag: uggggh latin grammer is so much harder while drunk
06:18:43 ER: I thought being drunk made you start speaking latin
06:18:57 syv: He's not quite drunk enough, clearly.
06:19:09 syv: Take some more Jack,
MidJag. It'll help.
06:19:33 syv: He's a med student, so he knows what he's talking about~
06:19:39 ER: just so long as you don't drink corona
06:19:41 MidJag: Hmmm, Welll I can't deny that advice.
06:20:01 parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
06:20:06 MidJag: Corona is actually the only cheap beer I don't have accssses too right now
06:20:21 parisbre56: lots of people in here
06:20:38 IronyOwl: Everyone wants to see some biker kid get magic powers and die
06:20:44 syv: We're waiting for a Brit to show up so we can watch late night animes.
06:21:14 ER: you gonna post some Ada rp or are we done until
syv does something? :P
06:21:32 parisbre56 blushes and says something about baka
06:21:48 parisbre56: sure, I can yell at you some more
06:22:01 syv: Oh, gonna have to drive home real soon.
06:22:09 ER: no, I don't want to be yelled at D:
06:22:15 syv: Might actually get to see the movie, neat.
06:22:18 Devastator: supposed to be movie watching as soon as
NJW shows up..
06:22:20 MidJag: theoricus cōnspīrātiōnēs
06:22:26 Devastator: but probably just do it at the start of the next hour.
06:22:29 parisbre56: okay then, I'll just make some condescending remarks then
06:22:37 Piecewise: Theres a lot of accents on that
06:22:40 Devastator: so you guys getting introduced soon?
06:22:40 syv: Carpe theoricus cōnspīrātiōnēs.
06:22:59 MidJag: So what are we watching?
06:23:53 Devastator: yeah, looks like Akira.
06:24:09 Devastator: got a week off of the 15th.
06:24:28 Devastator: going to get k-com running again then.
06:24:36 Piecewise: My hands are covered in orange ink stains
06:24:36 MidJag: Spring break starts tonight for me.
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06:25:14 parisbre56: stop killing aliens you silly skeleton
06:25:22 MidJag: So whens the brit get on?
06:26:37 parisbre56: I dunno, it's currently 6:30 am in Britain
06:26:40 Devastator: in about half an hour, hopefully.
06:27:42 MidJag: Cool. my liqour reserves are longer than that.
06:30:28 Piecewise: I'm not killing aliens
06:30:40 Piecewise: I am building a Pacific rim robot suit
06:30:43 Piecewise: and they kill aliens...
06:30:55 Piecewise: Did you install another camera in my house
paris?
06:31:11 Piecewise: I don't mind, I'm just curious
06:33:37 parisbre56: are they aliens? I thought the movie explained they were dinosaurs
06:34:09 ER: they're like. extradimensional terraforming tools
06:34:17 Devastator: they're definately aliens.
06:35:09 Piecewise: The kaiju are the things some critters through a portal send out to earth to kill off all the pesky dominant life forms so they can take it
06:35:23 Devastator: also not how they work in k-com.
06:36:20 Piecewise: Yeah, in K-com they go for a little while then die without warning ~
06:36:21 parisbre56: hmm. I was pretty sure dinosaurs were involved. maybe I'm imagining things
06:36:36 Piecewise: Yeah the idea is that the dinosaurs were killed off by the kaiju
06:37:01 Piecewise: but the planet wasn't right for the aliens yet so they waited and came back later
06:37:33 parisbre56: I wasn't really listening to the plot. They can just cut that out and leave the giant robot fights.
06:37:41 parisbre56: maybe with some of the character drama
06:38:27 Devastator: fights fights fights.
06:38:40 Devastator: did they do the dino scene simply because they wanted to do kaiju vs dinosaurs?
06:41:02 parisbre56: it'd be funny if the explanation was "oh, they attacked in the past but the dinosaurs kicked their ass"
06:41:16 Devastator: none of you guys are making dinosaurs.
06:41:33 ER: well no, because you're not running the game~
06:42:17 Devastator: I'll get it rolling again.
06:45:30 Devastator: god big battle to do.
06:45:43 MidJag: Someone ping me when the brit gets on.
06:47:58 Piecewise: roll to make corona virus to combat giant monsters!
06:48:02 Piecewise: They have huge lungs!
06:48:15 Devastator: Didn't you already do that, basically?
06:48:36 IronyOwl: I still want somebody to try mind controlling the kaiju
06:48:37 Piecewise: Eh, prions aren't a virus
06:48:47 IronyOwl: Not me though, need my alpha strike bote
06:48:55 Piecewise: I'll get right on that as soon as we have a turn~
06:49:08 IronyOwl: Aren't you making gatling wasps out my muscle bits?
06:49:24 MidJag: Hey coronavirus is supposed to be killed by alchol and heat. I live in alabamaba, I have both of those :P
06:49:25 Piecewise: we'll add mind control to the list
06:49:45 Piecewise: Goodnight all, enjoy your anime
06:51:31 Devastator: so how's Ada doing,
paris?
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06:51:57 parisbre56: thinking she's better than everyone else
06:52:33 Devastator: god, I gotta introduce her to wolf. ;-p
06:52:40 Devastator: "I'm better than that girl"
06:52:49 Devastator: "HOLY GOD, SHE'S A GIANT DOG."
06:52:50 ER: I need to introduce wolf to pats
06:52:53 syv: Did
NJW actually say he'd show up, after I said I'd be gone?
06:53:28 syv: It occurs to me that he might've just thought "oh, guess it'll be delayed a week again."
06:53:35 MidJag: Aren;t you watching a ground zero explosion
06:53:44 Devastator: He responded to a message that said he'd be hear at ths sixth, but no, nothing since your message.
06:53:55 Devastator: Also hasn't been on most of the evening.
06:54:14 syv: Might make sense to just start it up. If he shows up, rewind ten minutes, no real loss.
06:54:25 MidJag: We should hunt him down and accuseb him of witchcraft
06:54:49 IronyOwl: Good default reaction in general, really
06:54:52 syv: Considering he ran Coven, you might have a good base there.
06:55:10 syv: Oh hey Irony. You gonna join us?
06:55:27 Devastator: I'm thinking that,
syv.
06:55:32 MidJag: Gimme like 2 mintues going to refresh my drink.
06:56:33 Devastator: ok, and windows arranged.
06:57:42 syv: Oh, there's three different audio tracks. One Jap, two Eng.
06:57:50 syv: Don't know which ones are bad.
06:58:16 MidJag: I'm going with amanzie, because it has amaze in its name
06:59:08 syv: I presume someone will run Jap, and can say if it's okay.
06:59:38 MidJag: Hey, I warned you I would show up very drunk. Everthing that happens after is just collateral.
06:59:42 syv: Beef Jerky: Obtained. Water: Available. Akira: Readied.
07:01:09 parisbre56: nah, haven't downloaded
07:01:29 parisbre56: I'll just enjoy watching you watch
07:01:32 MidJag: hey I think I synched this time
07:02:25 MidJag: Your like a hello kitty but more burny
07:02:26 IronyOwl: Pretty nice day except for the annihilation
07:02:29 syv: Japab has the worsr luck with these things
07:03:06 IronyOwl: What, you're not gonna rebuild in the radioactive crater?
07:03:06 Devastator: old school animation here.
07:03:12 IronyOwl: Do you WANT the terrorists to win?
07:03:15 MidJag: It's the lousiana move Irony
07:03:17 Devastator: Hiroshima is still on the same place..
07:03:51 MidJag: You just keep buiilding in the same place regardless of what happens
07:04:01 MidJag: Also who pays for peanuts at a bar?
07:04:02 syv: well base subs do not match streamline.
07:04:15 syv: Does animaze mention peanuts?
07:04:35 syv: I'll try Ani then, Streamline's being very different
07:04:44 Devastator: 'computer controlled anti-lock brakes'
07:05:01 MidJag: 200 horses is like nothing no?
07:05:03 Devastator: but 12000 RPM would be something.
07:05:09 Devastator: it's a lot of bike, but not really super.
07:05:11 MidJag: Unless it's different for bikes>?
07:06:04 IronyOwl: Interesting day for that guy
07:06:04 Devastator: God, I love old fashioned animation.
07:06:08 MidJag: This is so much better drunk. You guys should all be drunk
07:06:44 Devastator: This is really top notch stuff.
07:06:54 MidJag: This animation is really pretty
07:07:07 Devastator: good choreography and scene compilation.
07:07:38 MidJag: Oh hey, Is red bike guy the main char?
07:07:50 Devastator: Yes. He's got goggles but a clear face.
07:08:11 MidJag: Hey, it's just a freindlly dustup
07:08:35 IronyOwl: And occasionally hurling people through windows
07:08:44 MidJag: Exactlly, freidnly dustup
07:09:24 Devastator: Yeah, this is really well done.
07:09:59 MidJag: Repeal tax reforms is the least succcinet rallying cry I've ever heard.
07:10:24 syv: Maybe it sounds better in Jap?
07:10:54 IronyOwl: The kid's also got a gun! Fire!
07:11:19 MidJag: Ryu? Are we going full Street fighter?
07:11:42 MidJag: Sooo, kids got like pyschic scream?
07:11:45 IronyOwl: Interesting day for everyone
07:12:11 Devastator: ..Is that Porkey Minch?
07:12:37 MidJag: Is that an earthboud. refrence
dev?
07:12:50 Devastator: although I think he's actually Pokey minch.
07:12:52 IronyOwl: Dunno if auto-extinguishers in the tunnels are a sign that you're in a nice or rough part of town
07:13:11 MidJag: I feel like nice. In the rough they'd just let it burn
07:13:13 Devastator: I'm not sure what a japanese slum is like.
07:13:38 syv: Probably a lot of Japanese people.
07:13:44 MidJag: god this animation is pretty
07:14:16 IronyOwl: Well THAT wasn't very sporting
07:14:19 MidJag: I thought you were warthching tesla explode
syv?
07:14:46 syv: Yes, I watched a rocket launch.
07:15:20 MidJag: So the olc kids like pyschic?
07:15:59 Devastator: (of course, this would have came first.)
07:16:31 IronyOwl: This seems a little excessive
07:16:39 Devastator: You saw that scream earlier?
07:16:53 Devastator: This is pretty restrained for that.
07:17:10 IronyOwl: Yeah I mean the biker gang
07:17:28 IronyOwl: This man is clearly not a doctor
07:17:35 Devastator: To be honest, they've been relatively mild.
07:17:42 ER: of course they use excessive force, they're the police in a cyperpunk setting
07:17:49 MidJag: YEah, they seem pretty chill with its.
07:17:50 Devastator: at this point it'd barely qualify.
07:18:19 syv: Oh, they grabbed headsmashed kid
07:18:20 MidJag: But he's more comatose then chill
07:20:19 syv: I think these are normal cops.
07:20:26 syv: Military dropped them with the cops.
07:21:00 MidJag: Damn, dude looks like he's 30
07:21:26 syv: Picking up girls at the police station
07:21:40 Devastator: Tetsuo's pretty damn smooth.
07:21:49 MidJag: I only known one dude who
07:21:55 MidJag: s's managed to do that,
07:22:09 Devastator: I'm surprised the cops aren't way more on edge.
07:22:26 syv: Maybe they aren't a dystopia?
07:22:38 Devastator: Nah, the dystopia's above their pay grade.
07:22:43 MidJag: I'm gonna go with well paid.
07:23:02 MidJag: oh hey the comatose kid
07:23:08 IronyOwl: That is some fancy tech
07:23:21 Devastator: Colonel in room with high tech stuff.
07:23:25 Devastator: Here's the dystopia stuff.
07:24:14 syv: Well they really got lucky with this kidnapping.
07:24:17 MidJag: So wait, biker gang isn't an akira?
07:26:55 MidJag: So either Tetsuou becomes a main char or red bike man becoems one
07:27:20 Devastator: Wow, that's a blast from the past.
07:27:35 Devastator: kids talking on the phone like that.
07:27:47 Devastator: before you kids time.
07:28:35 Devastator: red bike man is "Kaneda"
07:28:44 MidJag: damn, tetusou is quite the hacker I guess?
07:28:51 IronyOwl: It's fine if you don't get caught!
07:29:18 Devastator: stealing biker gang leader's special bike is never safe.
07:30:34 syv: Like hell he's not a protag
07:30:45 Devastator: He was protag from moment he had red bike.
07:30:47 MidJag: Red bike man only rolls 5e
07:31:26 Devastator: Wow, overreaction much.
07:31:30 Devastator: what's going on there?
07:31:56 MidJag: So is Akira a person or state of being?
07:32:18 Devastator: and damn, this animation.
07:32:24 MidJag: Sounds like space acid.
07:32:51 MidJag: Really strong space acid.
07:32:53 Devastator: He's not your buddy, pal.
07:32:58 IronyOwl: ...because he's vividly halluicinating?
07:33:01 Devastator: Man, that guy's a good slab.
07:33:21 MidJag: Damn, he took out red bike man
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07:33:35 MidJag: Also what time is everyone on?
07:33:57 MidJag: hmmm, I guesss I'm the same time
07:33:58 syv: Kaneda sounds like a weird reading of Canada to me.
07:34:01 Devastator: I think I'm about five seconds behind.
07:34:30 MidJag: My brains running about a mintue behind so it wokrs out
07:34:42 ER: good old random ass explosions
07:34:46 Devastator: we had a minute without action.
07:34:49 Devastator: had to blow something up.
07:35:01 syv: Yeah, these kids barely care about that.
07:35:13 MidJag:
Dev why does you couintry keep causing explosions :P
07:35:28 Devastator: Have you seen what happens when Canadians go to war? ;-p
07:35:53 MidJag: All I rember is vague desire to defend the white house :P
07:36:20 MidJag: red bike is def a protag.
07:36:27 IronyOwl: Guessss who's an accesssssory now?
07:37:28 MidJag: Yeah, this seems fairlly distopian
07:38:26 MidJag: Why is she so freakishlly old?
07:39:19 syv: "Nothing physically wrong with her"
07:39:39 MidJag: I guess outside of her beinng dead
07:39:41 IronyOwl: Cuation: DO SHITE written on the side of that machine
07:42:25 MidJag: And solid hydrogen I guess?
07:42:30 syv: And he's just STANDING there?
07:42:37 IronyOwl: Maybe they have a psychic old child handling it
07:42:39 Devastator: he's like 18 layers away from it.
07:43:13 IronyOwl: "This was the first time you killed a man, right?"
07:43:18 MidJag: Man, Red man is quite dedicated
07:44:00 IronyOwl: FAR too dumb to be a spy
07:44:15 MidJag: Wai, so this is the rebellion
07:44:49 Devastator: These guys are pretty competent.
07:44:57 MidJag: Hey, a rebillion of a rebillion
07:45:12 Devastator: and more really good animation.
07:46:01 MidJag: All the game need's is some pyskers
07:46:17 MidJag: Man, it's like walking by my college during gameday
07:46:18 IronyOwl: The angry science-hating mob is the future...?
07:48:15 IronyOwl: That one guy falling asleep
07:49:01 syv: Cushy position if you don't actually care.
07:49:15 MidJag: I feel like high up positions are
07:49:26 Devastator: Only if you don't care.
07:49:58 IronyOwl: Mr Bearman, should I KILL?
07:50:26 Devastator: Mmm, not the best story, but possible.
07:50:36 IronyOwl: Plus everything else works pretty poorly around here
07:50:44 MidJag: ...late enough at night.
07:50:47 Devastator: I work in that field, and I wouldn't, but I can see it working.
07:51:13 Devastator: Red Bike Man was, yes.
07:51:15 IronyOwl: This is either really good or really bad
07:51:18 Devastator: That was some good acid.
07:51:30 MidJag: I want what he's having.
07:51:50 Devastator: And at this moment, Five Nights at Freddie's was born.
07:52:01 MidJag: Okay, I want it less so, but still a little bit.
07:52:54 MidJag: I think they have him milk?
07:53:02 MidJag: Man, glass sucks in feet
07:53:30 MidJag: In the die hard tradition
07:53:44 ER: time to press the nurse call button
07:53:44 IronyOwl: Do they have a procedure for when their experiment shatters the windows?
07:53:50 Devastator: Man, this animation is just amazing.
07:53:54 IronyOwl: I'd think it'd be a common enough occurrence
07:54:03 ER: I imagine they're made to be easy to replace
07:54:14 syv: You'd think they'd use safety glass.
07:54:30 syv: Yes, yell at the kid who smashed his door.
07:54:46 Devastator: to be fair they probably bully dragons all the time here.
07:55:39 IronyOwl: Is this the only way in somehow or does the facility have its own major sewer system?
07:55:48 IronyOwl: Oh nice, a maggot-infested rat
07:55:54 Devastator: It might, that's a huuuuge building.
07:56:22 MidJag: Oh hey hover platform thing
07:57:00 IronyOwl: I was not expecting that to work
07:57:10 syv: Only supervillains wpuld have specialized sewer patrol vehicles.
07:57:16 MidJag: I don't the MC was expecting that to work
07:57:23 Devastator: Not just supervillains.
07:57:30 Devastator: The Ninja Turtles would have one too.
07:57:32 IronyOwl: Gang trash superpowers activate!
07:57:56 Devastator: Kaneda uses Bike Empathy!
07:58:03 syv: Also, just fucking dive underwater.
07:58:11 MidJag: Why do the two MC's look the same?
07:58:11 syv: Bam, perfect cover from gstling gun
07:58:20 Devastator: I'd have to get shot at to dive underwater in the sewer.
07:58:32 syv: ...Which has been happening.
07:58:51 IronyOwl: I'm sure this will go well
07:58:55 Devastator: so this the plan for escaped test subjects?
07:59:01 IronyOwl: Many soldiers vs a single psychic monster
07:59:02 Devastator: Yeah, I think Tetsuo's too stronk.
07:59:32 Devastator: well, now you know how I feel about what it was like to face the HMRC..
08:01:04 syv: Killing this kid seems pretty reasonable
08:01:15 Devastator: They should just recruit people before expeimenting on them.
08:01:21 MidJag: Yeah, but pokey is the flyign one.
08:01:25 IronyOwl: "Hey kid, we got drugs"
08:01:29 IronyOwl: Bam, instahnt success
08:01:29 Devastator: sadly, nobody thinks of that.
08:02:00 syv: Just by chance he has the pattern.
08:02:15 MidJag: This is so confusing, but coool
08:02:15 Devastator: yeah, but they then ran experiments against his will.
08:02:58 IronyOwl: That's pretty restrained for him
08:03:01 MidJag: So he's got like telekkneiss?
08:03:16 MidJag: and the glass girl is like a predicitor?
08:04:02 MidJag: They need to get better containment procedures
08:04:09 ER: this is my favorite kind of phychic powers
08:04:21 MidJag: This is honesltly kinda awesome
08:04:23 IronyOwl: That can't be wise, but it is pretty cool
08:04:32 MidJag: It's like scanners, but more epxpolosions
08:05:16 MidJag: So is it every explained why the kid pyskers look a billion years old?
08:05:21 Devastator: ..exactly the question asked.
08:05:26 IronyOwl: "Picking up chicks, moslty"
08:06:01 MidJag: Wait bike guy is named Canada?
08:08:15 MidJag: So is Kun like an honorific?
08:08:40 syv: Masculine, young/immature IIRC
08:08:45 MidJag: I see. Is there like an insultor version?
08:08:59 syv: I think it's used as an insult?
08:09:14 MidJag: THat would make sense given what you just said
08:09:21 IronyOwl: Nobody in this city has any chill
08:10:58 syv: And totes fine with selling hard drugs to kids.
08:11:24 syv: This is why you don't give cocaine to psychics
08:11:34 ER: well, he's killing people randomly
08:11:35 IronyOwl: Or why you give them their cocaine faster and cheaper
08:11:35 MidJag: I think that's more meth
08:12:13 Devastator: I WANT THAT RED BIKE
08:12:30 Devastator: I NEED THE RED BIKE OR I CAN'T BE THE PROTAGONIST!
08:12:51 MidJag: I want to make a story based around a pyscher who's just high out of his mind on stims.
08:13:02 syv: "I like the feeling of exploding people. >:3 "
08:13:47 IronyOwl: Oh, so it's Spiral Energy
08:14:07 syv: The next form of humans is SPIRALS! Of course!
08:14:35 Devastator: "Amoebas don't make motorcycles"
08:14:47 MidJag: I'm not drunk enough for this,.
08:14:58 IronyOwl: So the idea is that... there's a hierarchy of energy, humans > monkeys > lizards > ameobas
08:15:11 IronyOwl: and Akira is what happens when humans pull above their rank?
08:15:11 Devastator: god, next stage is ugly.
08:15:12 syv: And something above humans, presumably.
08:15:38 syv: As humans are to ameobas, gods are to humans, and Akira whoopsed into the god stage while human
08:15:57 MidJag: fuck it point mutatiiosn are awesome.
08:17:21 IronyOwl: The feisty one in the bar
08:17:21 syv: The guy who was yelling a creep kid in the destroyed bar
08:17:39 MidJag: I guess I am drunk enough dor this.
08:17:40 Devastator: can't be the protag without the red bike.
08:18:09 syv: JUST NEEDED MORE ADRENALINE FOR THIS
08:18:19 IronyOwl: Attempt at a Viking burial I guess?
08:18:41 MidJag: The more adrenaline you get the better you are at not dying
08:18:57 MidJag: Oh hey it is epigenetics
08:19:15 MidJag: ...that makes you really goddamn old all the sudden.
08:20:02 IronyOwl: Why can't I destroy all this evidence!
08:20:09 Devastator: those guys aren't getting paid enough.
08:20:13 Devastator: however much they are getting paid.
08:20:21 syv: Shoot at the fucking bearcat with ARs, why not
08:20:39 MidJag: I mean if your gonna die, at least be awesome you know?
08:21:40 syv: This movie loves explosions.
08:21:41 IronyOwl: "Yes, why? OH, THAT'S WHY"
08:22:07 IronyOwl: I mean, you totally can attack him, it's just not gonna do anything
08:22:13 Devastator: "I have to substitute!"
08:23:13 MidJag: So why is the short dude having a heart attack?
08:23:22 Devastator: "The force has a powerful effect on the minds of the weak-willed."
08:23:27 IronyOwl: I think he's just unhealthy and stressed
08:23:35 IronyOwl: My question is why there were two dead politicians in his bathtub
08:23:56 MidJag: mmmm, clearlly akira only works on college student sthen
08:24:47 Devastator: he failed to get the motorbike.
08:24:56 MidJag: Gotta get something red I guess
08:25:01 IronyOwl: Truly he will never be the protagonist
08:25:13 ER: time to beat a living god... USING THIS RED BIKE
08:25:23 Devastator: I suspect he will win.
08:25:33 MidJag: Canada's good at killing gods I guess
08:25:43 IronyOwl: They're his fanclub, duh
08:25:56 Devastator: This cult gets shit done.
08:26:09 MidJag: Honestlly I got to see a pyschic dude fight a tank I would ttoally join that cult
08:26:43 MidJag: This si so goddamn cool
08:26:55 Devastator: and understated, too.
08:27:00 ER: this movie REALLY likes explosions
08:27:04 MidJag: I dunno, he get's shit done
08:27:16 MidJag: Just not much concern for collateral damage
08:27:52 MidJag: Also god dman this is gonna be cool
08:27:54 IronyOwl: I notice he can shred tanks and shit, but he's still just walking around on foot
08:27:58 IronyOwl: What happened to teleportation?
08:28:06 IronyOwl: Or stealing a slightly shit bike?
08:28:09 Devastator: he's too awesome for teleportation, silly.
08:28:10 MidJag: Clearlly he just want's to flex
08:28:37 syv: Aww, they just skipped that
08:28:44 MidJag: I mean If I had that nice of a cape I'd just walk around.
08:28:58 syv: It's literally just a curtain
08:29:06 MidJag: But it looks nice as hell
08:29:43 MidJag: Wait, the girl is pyschic?
08:29:47 IronyOwl: This is just a guess, but I don't think trying to outbrawl him works very well
08:29:55 syv: At best she's just a good antenna
08:30:05 Devastator: everyone's also psychic.
08:30:13 IronyOwl: Everybody's had the same idea to just fuckin wreck the dude
08:30:26 IronyOwl: And every time it pisses him off and oops he's better at this than you are
08:30:50 syv: Yeaaaah, nuke seems like an okay plan here.
08:31:01 MidJag: I mean it can't make the problem worse
08:31:19 IronyOwl: I would dispute that assessment, but not by much
08:31:26 Devastator: Nah, amp users trump nukes..
08:31:39 ER: it is the literal power of god
08:31:59 MidJag: I'm not the only one getting iron giatn vibes form the animation right?
08:32:03 IronyOwl: That's what they said about guns, tank rounds, laser rifles, and pychic children
08:32:24 MidJag: So why is this random dude so strong?
08:32:46 IronyOwl: It's filled with soda?!
08:33:04 MidJag: Welp, I guess it's time to drink Akir
08:33:15 IronyOwl: How did... they pull that off?
08:33:27 Devastator: presumably the nuke knocked him donw.
08:33:53 IronyOwl: ...why would he return with you NOW?
08:33:54 Devastator: giant space cannon?
08:34:03 IronyOwl: So you can harvest his organs and tissues?
08:34:29 MidJag: Hmmm. I'm just impressed they managed to seperaate his brain stem into all those pieces.
08:35:08 MidJag: I'm gonna go with more red winning.
08:35:28 MidJag: ,,,Though aren't Canadas national colors mostly red?
08:35:43 Devastator: okay, what do you have there?
08:35:58 Devastator: That's not a las gun.
08:36:09 syv: It's one of the laser AT4s
08:36:15 Devastator: It's not a normal one.
08:36:26 syv: Which he's using onehanded more effectively than the ful soldiers somehow
08:36:36 Devastator: Power of red, mabye.
08:36:42 Devastator: and yeah, that's a possibility.
08:37:07 Devastator: "Fight like a man."
08:37:08 MidJag: I want to see akira resurected
08:37:15 Devastator: I suspect that's gonna happen.
08:37:54 IronyOwl: "Did we get him?" "Not su-" "THEN DO IT AGAIN"
08:38:20 MidJag: Oh hey, that voice is from AOT abriged
08:38:33 IronyOwl: Bold man trying to kill a god with a rock
08:39:15 MidJag: Who doesn't want to kill a god with a rock?
08:39:37 Devastator: blew it up through the monitors?
08:39:42 Devastator: monitors don't work like that.
08:39:54 IronyOwl: Ooooooooh, maybe a space cannon wasn't such a great idea after all
08:40:02 MidJag: I think when you add in pyshiccs you can do whatever
dev
08:40:06 Devastator: best damage yield yet.
08:41:13 IronyOwl: Nothing you've tried so far has worked, so I'm gonna go with no
08:41:28 MidJag: I wanna see akira resurected.
08:41:41 syv: I think he may already have exceeded Akira.
08:41:47 Devastator: Hello doctor von braun.
08:42:03 MidJag: ...I had a joke for that, but I can't think of it.
08:42:44 MidJag: I'm consued. so he kapt the pyshich pattern?>
08:43:01 syv: He kept the kid because of his pattern.
08:43:05 IronyOwl: I think he knew the kid was becoming Akira-like and kept going instead of executing him
08:43:11 IronyOwl: And this makes the military man angry
08:43:23 MidJag: That's what I thought, just wanted to make sure
08:43:28 syv: Totes reasonable to be mad.
08:43:40 syv: He kinda maybe killed humanity?
08:43:45 IronyOwl: ...Emperor Tetsuo and his Most Trusted Advisors?
08:43:59 MidJag: Eh, what scientest doesn't want to kinda maybe kill humanity>
08:44:08 IronyOwl: "I'm gonna shoot the god with a gun."
08:44:08 Devastator: you can at least put on some red!
08:44:22 Devastator: rock tried earlier.
08:44:24 syv: He should at least be able to get a laser.
08:44:43 Devastator: oops, power incontinence.
08:44:48 IronyOwl: This is fascinating but can't possibly be a good sign
08:45:36 Devastator: ahh, drug side effects.
08:45:53 Devastator: Man, Tetsuo doesn't have many HP.
08:45:57 MidJag: I think he shot him in the metla arm
08:46:21 Devastator: ahh, power incontinence.
08:46:29 Devastator: Kaneda, why did you take the rest of the suit off?
08:46:57 MidJag: THe less red you have the weaker you are. Well known fact
08:47:27 Devastator: so that's why the kids are gray then, to keep them weak.
08:48:29 Devastator: Space magic never pays off.
08:48:31 MidJag: I see the scienteis follow the muarice protocoll
08:48:52 MidJag: A giant pyschics fetus does kinda make sense
08:49:09 IronyOwl: Need an Akira to fight an Akira?
08:49:55 Devastator: No way that's an ordinary laser.
08:50:10 MidJag: It's a space magic laser
08:50:16 syv: Laser is powered by your inner Akira
08:50:25 MidJag: IT's like a manip, but less team killy
08:50:27 syv: Canada has even more inner Akira than kid
08:50:28 IronyOwl: What... is shooting him with a pistol going to do...?
08:50:35 Devastator: gotta do something.
08:52:30 IronyOwl: So you gonna kill Tetsuo or save him...?
08:53:05 MidJag: Also that kid is 100% pokey
08:53:13 Devastator: Too not evil to be pokey.
08:53:15 Devastator: and he has friends.
08:53:30 Devastator: pokey's defining trait is that he never had friends.
08:53:34 IronyOwl: Ah, he gave his jacket to his main squeeze
08:53:42 Devastator: gotta share out that red.
08:53:50 MidJag: I guesss she get's the red power
08:56:00 IronyOwl: Everybody loves explosions!
08:56:39 MidJag: So they're like mutatns creating. the singluarity?
08:58:06 IronyOwl: Neo Neo Tokyo: This Time It Won't Be Nuked, Honest
08:58:56 Devastator: I'm not certain how he gets that from four lines.
08:59:10 Devastator: and yes, Neo Neo Tokyo, clearly.
08:59:10 IronyOwl: Well that's why he's a fancy doctor!
08:59:26 syv: Well, the "new universe particles" line was very thick.
08:59:37 syv: Which only happens when a universe is created, doncha know?
08:59:51 IronyOwl: So the moral of the story is...
09:00:09 MidJag: Only fuck with pyscichs if you want to change a world?
09:00:25 Devastator: if you want to destroy one, cly.
09:00:34 Devastator: Hot damn, that's dedication.
09:01:12 MidJag: The old parrallel universe trick
09:01:48 MidJag: Also konwn as the, I'm drunk enough for this to make sense.
09:02:56 Devastator: Just looked fantastic.
09:02:58 MidJag: So like they either made a brand new universe to create and squable over as gods, or just went dormant for humanity to get used to them;
09:03:16 syv: Okay, so... Tetsuo evolved into a runaway energy generator, so they shoved him into an adjacent non-space, and he became another universe?
09:03:27 syv: And yeah, fantastic animation.
09:03:47 Devastator: looots of animators.
09:03:54 Devastator: quality didn't come easy!
09:04:00 syv: Saving some random idiot instead of just sticking around so they could EXPLAIN what happened.
09:04:42 syv: He was more random than most, though
09:05:12 ER: he did somehow manage to fight the phychic guy using a... laser gun?
09:05:40 Devastator: don't forget the rock.
09:05:57 syv: Clearly the battery was just needed to power the soul transducers.
09:06:07 Devastator: could do warriors next, or could leave that for later.
09:06:26 MidJag: Well that was defientlly soemthing
09:06:26 IronyOwl: I must slumber shortly
09:06:28 syv: I suspect 3/5 of us are going to fall unconscious in short order.
09:06:35 MidJag: And I'm about to pass out
09:06:54 MidJag: Like I'm franklly amazed I'm still concious
09:07:19 Devastator: not a bad suggestion, though.
09:07:36 syv: And night to you too Irony.
09:07:47 MidJag: Hmmm, probably not the worst idea
09:07:53 MidJag: Also, holy shit it's 3 aM<
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09:09:14 Devastator: That was satisfying.
09:09:27 Devastator: did dubs suggest something good?
09:10:26 syv: Maybe I'll actually watch one of these animes he suggested to me.
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09:15:44 MidJag: random note, apperntly Akira was a managa
09:16:05 Devastator: might have more explanation then.
09:16:09 syv: Yeah, that was mentioned at the end.
09:16:18 syv: "Based on a graphic novel"
09:16:20 Devastator: guess
NJW must have slept in on the weekend.
09:16:28 syv: Which is just a pretentious way to say "comic"
09:17:08 MidJag: we should wake
NJW up and watch it again. :P
09:17:26 Devastator: I do want to see the warriors eventually.
09:17:31 Devastator: you also should be drunk for that,
MJ.
09:17:35 Devastator: it'd be better that way.
09:17:49 MidJag: Well that's not a problem, I just need a friday night.
09:18:41 MidJag: So what is warriors about?
09:19:12 Devastator: It's.. the voyages of Xenophes written in the form of a 1979 movie.
09:19:24 Devastator: It's a bit weird like Akira.
09:19:34 Devastator: being drunk will make it better.
09:20:13 MidJag: I see. and when you say Xenophes, are you reffering to the greek dude or xenophobes?
09:20:54 Devastator: I'd say it's less good after seeing Akira.
09:20:58 Devastator: but it's still worth watching.
09:21:05 Devastator: ie, not as good as Akira.
09:22:23 MidJag: mmm, nothing that can't be solve with sufficent application of alhcol. Whih entertainllg yenough the entire IRC is actually legal to consume at this point.
09:23:56 MidJag: anyway, I'm going to bed, just thought I'd share that factoid. Night.
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09:49:41 ER: yup, this scp series is kinda dumb but enjoyable, as I expected
09:50:21 Devastator: I did find the guy's SCP page.
09:50:49 Devastator: One of the videos shows it.
09:51:00 Devastator: end of swordman, so.. 5?
09:54:51 syv: Ah, so he's saying "find it yourself". Sigh.
09:55:15 Devastator: it's at the end of the fifth video.
09:55:26 Devastator: it's not a website page, but it shows what is supposed to be a website page.
09:58:09 syv: That would be a newspaper.
09:58:18 Devastator: like five seconds later.
09:59:06 syv: ...And it's entirely redacted.
09:59:38 Devastator: hence why I didn't say what was in it.
09:59:49 syv: Yeeees, I am too tired to interact with other humans right now.
09:59:51 Devastator: was going to complain about how stupid the idea of a redacted containment procedures page is.
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10:00:14 Devastator: because it doesn't tell the people who need to know what they need to know.
10:00:26 ER: I mean, I assume that at top clearance level nothing is redacted
10:00:58 ER: so whatever clearence level the website is at just isn't as high as the people in charge of that
10:04:11 Devastator: Yeah, but you know, the people who work with him all the time should know.
10:04:19 Devastator: or maybe it's just the psychiatrist who can't see anything.
10:59:22 ER: "unless you're harmed from being disarmed. Which you are!"
11:45:09 ER: welp, that's the last I'll be getting out of that series
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19:32:47 MidJag: Man, packing with a hangover always sucks, and somehow I keep finding myself doing it.
19:36:24 MidJag: Just going home, it's spring break and I'll be speding it studying MCATs.
19:40:38 MidJag: Anyway, should probably go and actually start packing again. Just popped in to take a break and complain :P
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