ERLOG 2020-01-26

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02:02:45 ER has joined #einsteinianroulette
02:21:53 Devastator: heya.
02:21:59 ER: hi
02:22:01 Devastator: well, someone finally had that happen.
02:45:39 ER: https://youtu.be/XIrdommE8xs
02:47:48 ER: hmm, I've still never beaten Cave Story's true final boss.
02:48:08 ER: Wonder if it's still fuckin impossible
03:34:23 Devastator: dunno.
03:34:26 Devastator: doubt it's easy.
03:34:31 Devastator: yay, whisperling sent me an update.
03:34:33 Devastator: joined a gang.
03:34:42 Devastator: next, explore the HQ.
03:34:49 Devastator: then a ritual.
03:34:50 Devastator: then a mission.
03:35:15 ER: yeah, you have to go through a whole area which swarms you with enemies with no saves during, then beat a boss, then beat a huge multi-stage boss
03:35:25 ER: with your weapons starting at level 1
03:41:54 Devastator: yeah, I've seen that boss in a LP.
03:41:56 Devastator: seemed not easy.
03:42:19 ER: Yeah, I've gotten TO him
03:52:04 Devastator: also seen that boss beaten.
03:52:25 ER: yeah, just clip into him and use all your remaining rockets~
03:56:51 Devastator: I mean, I haven't.
03:57:01 Devastator: but it seems hard.
04:32:25 Devastator: :(
04:32:32 Devastator: Should have made some vampire jokes.
04:34:46 Devastator: obviously the holy symbol would be any piece of an E-type Jaguar.
05:05:41 ER: :(
05:14:33 Devastator: Hmm?
05:30:40 ER: just :(
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06:19:25 Devastator: mmm.
06:19:27 Devastator: heya piecewise.
06:19:48 Piecewise: I'm here, but only kinda
06:20:41 Devastator: ahh.
06:20:43 Devastator: just curious.
06:21:06 Piecewise: I generally leave this open, but I only really post if I'm gonna be around enough to respond
06:21:13 Piecewise: least I try to do that
06:21:14 Devastator: yeah.
06:21:18 Devastator: well, no worries.
06:21:18 Piecewise: doesn't stop me from wandering off
06:21:27 Devastator: still haven't talked to syv, so nothing to chat with you about.
06:21:33 Piecewise: Okie dokie
06:21:40 Piecewise: Mook and Dig tomorrow anyways
06:21:42 Devastator: although I should thumbs up that mischief god.
06:21:47 Devastator: yeah, not my thing.
06:21:55 Devastator: hope they're doing terribly in mook, and okay in dig. ;-p
06:22:23 Piecewise: Mook guys spent several minutes interrogating a molar.
06:22:33 Devastator: mmm.
06:22:35 Piecewise: and then Naturegirl tripped into a corpse
06:22:37 Devastator: Also, not at home tonight.
06:23:04 Devastator: wondering if I should check into the bone zone to shock everyone.
06:23:13 Devastator: sounds like business as usual.
06:23:23 Piecewise: I mean, you could do that
06:23:45 Devastator: mmm.
06:23:59 Devastator: yeah, but I should shock whisperling instead, he's got the discord-only game.
06:24:08 Devastator: ok, just need a stupid name.
06:24:55 Devastator: What was that monkey..
06:24:58 Devastator: Harambe.
06:26:51 Piecewise: Are you going dicks out for harambe?
06:27:05 Devastator: Thinking.
06:38:51 syv has joined #einsteinianroulette
06:41:30 Devastator: heya.
06:41:41 syv: heya.
06:41:42 Devastator: heya syv.
06:41:49 syv: heya dev.
06:42:15 syv: Saw that you sent me a PM, haven't read it yet. Will do now.
06:42:59 syv: Oh. Hah.
06:43:08 syv: Well, done.
06:44:31 Devastator: Yeah.
06:44:35 Devastator: we're rich now apparently.
06:45:08 syv: Eh.
06:45:21 syv: We're a very undefined rich.
06:46:07 syv: What's worse, there's far more here than we can actually take. Benedict can't care a city's worth of loot.
06:46:07 Devastator: Yeah.. but there's a pile of gold, storerooms of magicoal..
06:46:16 Devastator: Well, he could if I found a feline word.
06:46:17 Devastator: but yes.
06:46:28 syv: We can convert a ton into mana, but stat boosts are steep costs.
06:46:36 Devastator: I think we might want to make a few extra trips.
06:46:49 syv: Maybe.
06:47:02 Devastator: like we haul out a few hundred pounds of the stuff, strap it to him, and sell it somewhere, and then run a few trips that way.
06:47:32 syv: Not sure whether to be worried about the loot. It's odd for this much to be given without challenge. Even for Dubs. We didn't spend a year wandering around for this.
06:48:55 Devastator: There might be something in the king room.
06:49:15 Devastator: Also, it might be a reward for being the only people capable of getting here.
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06:53:39 syv: Speak of the devil and he'll run the hell away.
06:55:36 Devastator: Yeah, he said he wasn't going to be on a few minutes ago.
06:55:45 Devastator: I dunno about the king room.
06:55:52 Devastator: I mean, we should try to get in, but I doubt we're getting that key.
06:55:56 Devastator: so probably have to break in.
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08:59:35 syv: Autojoin, Piecewise?
08:59:50 Devastator: Yeah.
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10:35:11 er: Oh no, now I'm waking up
10:35:19 er: I'll forget everything!
10:35:44 syv: Heya
10:35:45 syv: Work?
10:35:47 Devastator: heya.
10:35:54 Devastator: man, that was a lot of knockdowns.
10:35:55 syv: Dev and I are killing it in Surviv
10:36:04 Devastator: yeah, that was well done.
10:36:19 Devastator: although, didn't you have both a M249 and a saiga-12?
10:36:22 Devastator: ;-p
10:36:29 Devastator: (meant you killed a guy with one.)
10:36:36 syv: At the end, but I did most of it with the M870.
10:36:44 syv: I kept flubbing weapon swaps.
10:36:44 Devastator: Yeah, that was solid.
10:36:52 Devastator: heh.
10:36:55 er: I'm just suffering for no real reason.
10:42:39 syv: Join us!
10:42:40 Devastator: kabooom.
10:42:45 Devastator: yeah, we're kinda cleaning house.
10:42:58 Devastator: https://surviv.io/#efhU
10:46:39 er: K
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10:50:08 syv: Gonna break for ~5 mins
10:50:12 Devastator: nobody came by while you were afk.
10:50:14 Devastator: np.
10:50:49 ER: https://youtu.be/wYt-c0ofZ0o
10:51:23 syv: Yes, we do seem to be acting like final bosses now.
10:51:31 ER: hurry up and die
10:51:36 syv: We won duo in squads, first try. :P
10:51:44 syv: Aww, why you want us to die? :(
10:51:49 ER: so I can join
10:52:06 Devastator: you can join.
10:55:17 ER: hmm?
10:56:00 syv: Back
10:56:07 ER: alright
10:56:32 ER: ready when able?
10:56:43 syv: Yepyep. Dev?
10:57:33 Devastator: ready
11:03:44 ER: well, I didn't do ahit
11:03:44 Devastator: well that was simple.
11:03:46 syv: Dev carry, heh
11:04:01 Devastator: barely had to.
11:09:01 syv: Oh damn.
11:09:14 Devastator: 4-1 that guy was cheating. Had good weapons, but he was nailing SV-98 kills super fast.
11:15:13 Devastator: or that could happen.
11:15:23 Devastator: I think just one more for me tonight.
11:21:39 syv: Kills: 13
11:21:39 Devastator: well, that's a nice way to finish.
11:21:44 syv: :|
11:21:44 ER: stealth camo!?
11:21:46 Devastator: yeah, but you flanked like all of them.
11:21:53 Devastator: flanking makes it much easier.
11:22:52 syv: "Nameless Sidekick" is indeed an accurate name for me.
11:23:01 syv: That all for tonight?
11:23:08 syv: Yep.
11:23:11 syv: Was fun, thanks.
11:23:17 ER: ah, should have named myself nameless king
11:25:25 syv: I got 100% lucky there. The camo guy came at me and missed like an entire mag.
11:25:34 Devastator: yeah, that happens sometimes.
11:25:48 Devastator: just murder the guy back.
11:25:50 syv: I was confused at what was going on at first, so if he had been shooting straight, I'd have been done, no question.
11:25:59 ER: camo guy killed me
11:26:07 syv: Yeah, he should have gotten me too.
11:32:03 ER: stabbing things is fun
11:32:23 syv: One of those games I spent with a 2x, and I'm fairly sure one of you must have had an 8x and 4x, but I couldn't ask.
11:32:26 ER: I wanted to stab things so I started a new save in sekiro
11:32:33 ER: did pretty well up till ogre
11:32:38 syv: Next time, I want to use a code.  The radioactive symbol, which doesn't mean anything.  Spamming it = "I only have a 1x halp".  Pressing it once occasionally = "I only have a 2x, can you spare a 4x?"
11:32:43 syv: Ogre?
11:32:50 Devastator: ok
11:32:51 ER: ogre?
11:33:04 syv: Do you do the speedrunner strat on him?
11:33:21 ER: I'm not a speedrunner.
11:33:28 syv: It's EZ though.
11:33:57 ER: I'm here for murder, not thinking
11:34:07 syv: bad ninja
11:34:31 ER: I'm not a ninja, I'm a rogue emma
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11:42:40 er: Anyway PS when
11:47:25 syv: Tomorrow.
11:50:14 er: Does that mean tonight?
11:52:55 syv: That means the morning of the 27th, in all likelihood.
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12:33:28 er: Bleb?
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19:06:28 Devastator: huh.
19:06:36 Devastator: Kaiju attack is.. New York City.
19:11:41 Devastator: Well, I was wondering when that'd happen.
19:12:01 Devastator: There are a few cities in the world that have special rules attached to them.
19:12:07 Devastator: New York is one of them.
19:22:41 Devastator: Mad scientist turn up.
19:22:44 Devastator: Also, developments.
19:22:55 Devastator: Usually the action phase doesn't have this much action, but that's action phases for you.
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20:18:03 IronyOwl: ER should I pester you about catgirls here or on Discord?
20:18:06 er: Hallo
20:18:14 er: Here please
20:18:35 IronyOwl: You have their ingredients/plans worked out yet?
20:18:49 er: Some idiots are trying to raid my base in k-com
20:18:57 er: With pistols.
20:19:07 IronyOwl: Wow, really?
20:19:14 er: Yup~
20:19:15 IronyOwl: Innnnnteresting... and incredibly dumb
20:19:26 IronyOwl: If you had anything at all worth having in there it'd just be a horror movie
20:19:30 Devastator: Heya Irony.
20:19:43 Devastator: I don't know, it might have worked against someone else.
20:19:46 IronyOwl: And given that they have pistols, their flashlights are probably also crap at seeing things coming out of the dark at them
20:19:48 er: Technically they're trying to be sneaky and steal my weapons, but.
20:19:52 IronyOwl: Hey Dev
20:19:52 Devastator: the guy with the vampire truck has some security issues, ATM.
20:20:01 IronyOwl: Ooooh, really?
20:20:02 er: I'm Intel. I know they're coming.
20:20:06 IronyOwl: Ah
20:20:15 IronyOwl: Okay, so yeah a stealth mission against the wrong target makes sense
20:20:20 Devastator: Well, yes, vampire truck is not conducive towards intensive vetting for emergency staff.
20:21:02 Devastator: Just a cavalcade of failures, though, to pick the Intel org as the one to infiltrate.
20:21:10 IronyOwl: Heh
20:21:22 IronyOwl: ...should I be worried?
20:21:32 er: Always.
20:21:45 Devastator: Well, something might happen to you guys, but I won't keep it secret for gameplay reasons.
20:22:12 Devastator: so even if they succeed all the way, I'll tell you something happened. And then you might have to ask Egan to find out who did it.
20:22:19 Devastator: but generally you'll at least know who did it.
20:22:26 IronyOwl: Neat
20:22:45 Devastator: It miiiight cause issues if you have some crazy mad science in there, and they fuck with it.
20:22:55 Devastator: it miiight also cause issues if they attack you with a tank.
20:23:04 IronyOwl: Man these base invasion missions really are just horror movies aren't they?
20:23:05 er: Well, somebody didn't send me any muscle, so another turn's delay from that.
20:23:14 Devastator: You should have some guts pieces, ER.
20:23:17 Devastator: 4 of them.
20:23:38 IronyOwl: Yeah I sent you the guts, I just had to give shitty skelly the muscles so he could produce machine gun wasp nest
20:23:39 er: Yes, but more muscle
20:23:51 er: Hmm?
20:24:06 IronyOwl: Wasn't that what he's working on? Machine gun wasp nest, to produce infinite machine gun wasps?
20:24:07 er: I had an action to process stuff myself...
20:24:17 Devastator: that's Piecewise.
20:24:26 Devastator: yeah, you got guts.
20:24:53 Devastator: right, so you got both batches.
20:24:55 Devastator: whoops.
20:24:56 Devastator: I'll go add those.
20:25:03 IronyOwl: ahhhh
20:25:03 Piecewise: I see I am shitty skelly to all now
20:25:13 IronyOwl: it's okay we still love you
20:25:18 Devastator: Except Irony couldn't have done that.
20:25:22 Devastator: Irony only has one kaiju lab.
20:25:32 Devastator: so one processing order.
20:25:37 IronyOwl: nono, the muscle was from earlier
20:25:39 Devastator: no, that's fine.
20:25:41 Piecewise: I have a kaiju golden retriever
20:25:43 Devastator: right, muscle was from earlier.
20:25:53 IronyOwl: you have a what now
20:27:13 er: If irony sent me guts, then can I retcon my action to be processing muscle? Cathirl recipie should be about 2/1 muscle/guts
20:28:14 Devastator: anyway, fixed, you have 8x guts.
20:28:31 Devastator: Maaaybe.
20:28:47 Devastator: should reroll the results, though, the odds aren't the same.
20:28:52 IronyOwl: Oh, did you make them already?
20:29:04 Devastator: so stick with guts or change?
20:29:17 er: Change.
20:29:22 Devastator: ok
20:29:33 Devastator: Hah.
20:29:53 er: Tons of guts is good, but I need that firepower from muscle
20:30:11 IronyOwl: What did/does tons of guts do, anyway? Do you know yet?
20:30:26 Devastator: stuff.
20:30:28 er: I'm using it for durability.
20:30:42 er: Redundant organs and such
20:30:56 IronyOwl: So how'd they turn out the first time?
20:31:13 er: Haven't done it yet.
20:32:29 er: Hmm.
20:32:56 er: Do you think I'm more well armed currently in k-com or in idols?
20:33:05 er: Who would win in a fight?
20:34:03 IronyOwl: If you don't have catgirls yet, probably Idols... what do you have, anyway?
20:34:48 er: Um, a tank and some infantry.
20:35:05 er: And an INTERNATIONAL SPY NETWORK!!!
20:35:21 Devastator: Besides, catgirl idol sucks.
20:35:26 IronyOwl: Yeah a raging horde of apocalyptic gang bikers with scifi bazookas is probably better than that, in terms of raw mayhem
20:35:29 IronyOwl: She does!
20:35:29 Devastator: min stats, baby.
20:35:38 Devastator: like all the extra ones you threw at me!
20:35:43 er: So yeah, zooka cult probably solos me
20:35:55 IronyOwl: The horrors of dealing with every amateur and hopeful that comes across without the tech to evaluate them
20:36:06 Devastator: well, I got one good one, who is terrible.
20:36:07 IronyOwl: Hence why they were so desperate to get their feet in the door :D
20:36:15 Devastator: and I really expected higher stats on Vic.
20:36:21 Devastator: I mean, maxing at 3/1/1.
20:36:25 Devastator: "Tons of potential"
20:36:40 IronyOwl: Well, Idols can grow those
20:36:40 er: I have lube boy, I'm happy.
20:36:45 IronyOwl: Vik is well situated to do so
20:36:51 Devastator: ahh, ok.
20:37:04 Devastator: still, expect another round of failure this turn.
20:37:17 Devastator: do we get anything from the recording studio stuff?
20:37:20 Devastator: money?
20:37:27 er: May I imagine that cloyboi's face is just a red exclamation point?
20:37:29 IronyOwl: Generally just money, yeah
20:37:35 IronyOwl: You may
20:37:43 er: Sweet
20:38:00 IronyOwl: It's also an Idol-related activity, so if they get a Specialty from recording stuff it's likely to be entertainment-related
20:38:23 Devastator: money's good, I need money.
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20:38:40 Devastator: I also hope specializing in epics gives a bonus to rousing speeches.
20:38:46 Devastator: I mean, they're kinda the thing in epics.
20:38:55 IronyOwl: It does if I remember to include it!
20:39:20 ER: I got 150 credits for two injuries at the recorind studio/ :(
20:39:59 Devastator: I got three injuries.
20:40:21 ER: :)
20:41:22 ER: bah, I want to do the sweepstakes but my only minion who has money isn't decadent.
20:41:49 ER: huh, cancer is passionate/cold
20:41:54 ER: that's interesting
20:44:16 IronyOwl: Opposing things are often the most interesting~
20:45:42 ER: Hmm, so I guess the question is if I want thrall or boi to go in debt for that sexy luxury suite
20:49:53 ER: I can't wait to make this random crab who doesn't even have a name into a famous hero
20:53:24 ER: What are the conseqeunces for negative fame?
21:06:23 IronyOwl: Probably being under somebody's thumb, gaining a boss or similar
21:07:29 ER: also, in my current action is "raccoons" too obscure?
21:09:54 IronyOwl: I believe I catch your meaning, wink wink nudge nudge
21:10:06 ER: :D
21:10:07 IronyOwl: also tilde deflection is absolutely brilliant
21:10:17 ER: of course
21:16:09 ER: this is vaguely a thing the untranslatable can do, right
21:16:48 ER: it's hard to tell what exactly I can use it for, because... yeah
21:17:23 ER: but "make a prosthetic arm from some exotic metal and sacrifices sounds right to me
21:21:27 IronyOwl: yeah that'll probably work
21:21:39 ER: exciting!
21:22:18 ER: wonder how long the raccoon supply will last at this rate.
21:23:25 IronyOwl: I mean they're *everywhere* but that's often the conservation horror story isn't it?
23:17:26 ER: wait, if this works I might be able to make a mech core entirely out of the full raccoon supply
23:17:31 ER: hmmmm
23:18:10 ER: maybe starlight shield would murder me though
23:22:38 IronyOwl: Quite likely, but are you really doing anything worthwhile if nobody's screaming about what a madman who will doom us all you are?
23:26:53 ER: that's an uh, intereesting gig
23:29:21 IronyOwl: Anyone's willing to punch faces to save the kittens. Not everyone's willing to mud wrestle to save the felons.
23:53:36 ER: Hmm, starlight could store up neough glory to not take a malus from it though
23:55:10 ER: theoretically, if she could be convinced to do it :V
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