ERLOG 2020-01-23

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00:56:01 Devastator: bleb.
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01:18:58 Devastator: yay, got turn.
01:19:09 er: I do appreciate how we the IRC gang are doing our best to turn Canal into a JRPG.
01:19:17 Devastator: Cabal?
01:19:34 er: That one.
01:19:34 Devastator: Saeko's been a JRPG character from the beginning!
01:19:48 Devastator: but yeah, the magitech armour and the half-naked warrior woman are pretty JRPG-heavy.
01:19:59 er: Yes, and I think it's rubbed off on me and syv
01:20:11 Devastator: Hah.
01:20:16 Devastator: well, let me know if you want any more trades or something.
01:20:21 Devastator: I'd like some perma-torches.
01:20:50 er: You guys have like 200 mana or something, I have 5.
01:20:59 Devastator: can pay in mana..
01:21:31 er: Also, best idea I have for that is a glowing flashlight dagger.
01:22:16 Devastator: well, I'd recommend enchanting some of Ekrov's paint with sunlight.
01:22:25 Devastator: or just summoning liquid sunlight into a few vials.
01:22:40 er: Small and easy to point, doubles as a weapon if you're attacked in the dark, murders ghouls, and can be smothered easily by a scabbard.
01:23:03 er: I'll be back.
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02:02:20 Devastator: agg
02:04:04 er: Gga
02:05:02 Devastator: didn't get to tell draggy to run with the box of keys.
02:13:28 Devastator: "Always casts triple scatter spell, no shuffle, capacity five."
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02:32:40 Devastator: hmm.
02:32:49 ER: hm~
02:42:15 Devastator: "As a bacon-wizard"
02:42:28 Devastator: Death battle describing Ganondorf's pig mage form.
02:51:27 Devastator: also, we can't be a JRPG party.
02:51:31 Devastator: you need four people for that.
02:51:52 ER: convince irony to join or something
02:52:21 ER: mm, it's three in plenty games though
02:55:38 Devastator: yeah, I'm aware.
02:55:43 Devastator: but four is tradition.
02:55:47 Devastator: besides, you're joining the magebreakers.
02:58:50 Devastator: I don't know what they'll have Zavi do, but it'll probably not be "Follow Saeko around forever."
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03:00:20 Elastic_Ridicule: Murdering ghouls seems like a safe bet.
03:00:31 Elastic_Ridicule: followed by general breaker nonsense.
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03:02:36 Elastic_Ridicule is now known as ER
03:05:26 Devastator: Got a turn from Whisperling.
03:05:29 Devastator: gonna join a gang.
03:05:41 ER: huh
03:06:54 Devastator: yah
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03:20:01 Piecewise: Honk
03:20:11 ER: what
03:20:11 Piecewise: I have arisen
03:20:17 Piecewise: hello
03:20:36 Devastator: Heya Piecewise.
03:21:03 Piecewise: hello
03:21:56 Devastator: joining a gang in whisperling's game.
03:22:07 Piecewise: art imitates life
03:22:22 Devastator: I'm no joiner.
03:22:40 Piecewise: says man who joins games
03:22:53 Devastator: and tries to play solo
03:23:24 Piecewise: Solo: a dev story
03:23:29 ER: playing terranigma again
03:24:08 Devastator: ooh
03:24:32 ER: strom?
03:33:06 Devastator: Strom?
03:33:09 Devastator: strom's not up.\
03:33:19 ER: was asking if you wanted it
03:33:47 Devastator: sure.
03:33:56 ER: up
03:35:09 Devastator: desert
03:35:19 ER: I saw a hole I wasn't sure if I wanted to jump into
03:35:28 ER: this is interesting
03:36:20 ER: oh, zombies hurt. ;P
03:36:26 Devastator: I think that status effect is called 'cursed'
03:36:28 Devastator: and
03:36:30 Devastator: poisoned.
03:37:24 Piecewise: aND FUCKED
03:38:36 ER: huh
03:38:59 ER: skeleton just gonna shout from the sidelines , there?
03:39:20 Piecewise: always do
03:40:10 Devastator: of course.
03:40:32 ER: welp, good use of a spell
03:40:54 Devastator: eh, spells are cheap.
03:42:37 ER: oh, just gonna throw tables at me
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03:46:14 Elastic_Ridicule: hmm, internet is being... not reliable
03:46:22 Elastic_Ridicule: maybe I'll stop for now
03:46:23 Devastator: hmm.
03:46:28 Devastator: yeah, thought it was me.
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03:58:58 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JteRFzrF6U4
03:59:07 Devastator: nobody makes videos like pannen.
04:10:58 Piecewise: I wonder what causes sm64 to inspire such high grade autism
04:11:17 Devastator: I suspect it's Pannen.
04:11:22 Devastator: plus sm64 was..
04:11:29 Devastator: well, it was something for people of that age.
04:12:58 Devastator: It just never struck such a note for me.
04:39:54 ER: uh, I don't know what to do here D:
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04:40:05 MidJag: lo
04:40:12 Devastator: 'lo
04:40:17 ER: muh
04:40:18 Devastator: uh..
04:40:20 Devastator: stream up?
04:40:33 ER: okay
04:40:47 ER: I just got the holy seal which keeps ghosts from resetting me
04:42:09 ER: do you want to watch, MidJag?
04:43:01 ER: ah, here maybe
04:44:30 ER: uh nope, books not helpful
04:44:36 MidJag: uhhh, maybe.
04:46:16 ER: I think I'm supposed to find a dog?
04:46:21 Devastator: I remember this part being a bit confusing.
04:46:42 Devastator: but it's not that big, IIRC.
04:47:01 Devastator: I think you crawl under a table and through the hole in the wall behind it.
04:48:44 Devastator: looking it up now.
04:48:49 Devastator: you found the stove?
04:49:11 ER: the stove?
04:49:40 Devastator: yeah, there's a room in the west side where you crawl through an oven with a chimney.
04:49:45 Devastator: then get told you need a dog by Yomi.
04:50:54 Devastator: the stove is in the house marked "Temujins" in the southern west side. Keep moving north.
04:50:58 ER: yeah, the chimmney
04:51:03 ER: I got the scarf
04:52:59 Devastator: ahh, ok.
04:53:05 Devastator: looking for where dog is.
04:53:46 Devastator: dog is in graveyard.
04:54:08 ER: there's a graveyard!?
04:54:17 Devastator: yeah.
04:54:22 Devastator: north of the square.
04:54:26 Devastator: I think it's roughly NE.
04:54:33 Piecewise: insert resident evil meme here
04:54:56 Devastator: it's also where you can pick up Temujin's fortune, if you told him to have himself buried with his money.
04:55:19 Devastator: it's roughly NE from the square, and I think you have to go through several buildings.
04:55:46 ER: oh.
04:55:49 Piecewise: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/silent/images/a/a0/SH1Doghouse.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20090531023244
04:55:55 ER: there's a screen border there -_-
04:56:48 Devastator: with a magirock behind it? There's a way through that way.
04:57:46 ER: no more hints from here, I justs din't find this screen before
04:57:51 Devastator: Yeah, np.
04:57:55 Devastator: thought that would be enough.
04:59:01 ER: magic failed: enemy too dumb to pathfind into the hitbox
05:02:34 ER: well, now I have a new weapon AND I don't know where to go
05:03:52 ER: nope, can't murder ghosts with light spear
05:05:47 Devastator: you want more north.
05:06:13 Devastator: maybe start NW and work E from more north?
05:07:34 Devastator: you're in the right spot when you see an outside area called N side.
05:12:59 Devastator: looking it up, atm.
05:13:13 Devastator: That's it.
05:13:17 Devastator: you start from the square.
05:13:21 Devastator: head out the NW exit.
05:13:37 Devastator: enter the hidden door you see a zombie going in immediately below you as you enter the screen.
05:13:47 Devastator: knew it was something like that.
05:14:29 Devastator: there's then a crawl through a chimney to a stairs down to a hallway that leads north.
05:18:37 Devastator: huh.
05:18:37 ER: metal gear
05:18:40 Devastator: I've never seen that scene.
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05:25:33 ER: hi
05:25:37 Devastator: hi.
05:25:42 syv: hi.
05:29:01 ER: what do you mean theeres nothing in the fireplcaes
05:29:11 ER: obviously there's something there
05:31:02 MidJag: What is dev streamnig?
05:31:20 ER: nothing, I'm pretty sure
05:32:13 MidJag: ...Wait what are you streaming then?
05:32:23 ER: Terranigma
05:32:28 ER: SNES action JRPG
05:32:51 MidJag: Ah right. I need to play that at some poiunt
05:33:30 ER: I like how enemies take damage when they walk into your while you're leveling up
05:35:05 MidJag: They're awed by your newfound brilliance
05:36:20 Devastator: hey, graveyard.
05:36:25 ER: yup
05:40:07 ER: ah, it's you
05:40:47 Devastator: Ark the jerk.
05:40:56 ER: its true
05:41:19 Devastator: he brings change to the world.
05:42:46 Devastator: no waggling your finger at the screen, Ark.
05:43:18 ER: hmm, hold on
05:43:38 Devastator: well, should be off for a minute myself.
05:43:40 Devastator: be back soon.
05:44:07 ER: controls broke
05:44:13 ER: working now
05:51:30 ER: dammit, desert section
05:56:16 ER: "Ark is a caring soul!"
06:07:23 ER: gleh
06:07:38 ER: have 14 gems, need 15 to buy a new spell ;P
06:09:18 ER: CAT
06:18:01 Devastator: back.
06:18:12 ER: that was a fun scene
06:21:41 ER: HaHaHaHa
06:23:29 Devastator: Ahh, Loire.
06:29:31 ER: om nom nom
06:30:18 ER: okay maid sprite is cute
06:36:43 ER: if I kill the king I become the new king, right?
06:36:47 ER: that's how kings work
06:38:35 Devastator: ya.
06:38:51 Devastator: don't look at the maid, weaver-girl is waiting for you.
06:39:06 ER: eh, that will take time
06:40:19 Devastator: fuck that boss.
06:41:26 ER: fuck you, I need monsters to kill
06:41:35 Devastator: there's more monsters.
06:41:38 ER: because I have literally no other way of making money
06:41:41 Devastator: hah.
06:41:46 Devastator: well, you cna backtrack. ;-p
06:42:06 ER: and I have 9 while a cruissont costs 10, and I want it :(
06:42:31 ER: I already backtracked once, to give a girl a flower.
06:43:41 ER: come on ark, you could take em
06:44:03 ER: just go claim the king's head real quick, would be way esier than the other stuff
06:44:43 syv: http://www.gamerstavern.com/assets/screenshots/terranigma_10.png
06:45:33 ER: Ark: "But hey, is the princess cute?"
06:46:45 ER: yo knight
06:46:55 ER: knight is probably way cuter than the princess
06:47:19 Devastator: blue hair?
06:47:21 Devastator: also jerk.
06:47:52 ER: last in, first out?
06:48:03 ER: man, medivial times were so unfair
06:48:59 ER: F
06:50:10 ER: have you guys tried flowers?
06:52:55 ER: huh
06:54:49 MidJag: night
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06:54:54 Devastator: flowers.
06:54:54 ER: k
06:55:01 Devastator: anyway, monsters.
06:55:50 ER: monsters?
06:57:03 Devastator: what, you think there will be nothing to fight?
06:57:24 ER: I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing
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06:58:29 ER: I can't get anywhere new
06:59:15 Devastator: hmm.
06:59:25 Devastator: just a sec.
06:59:38 Devastator: Louran is the next dungeon.
07:00:25 Devastator: do you have the sleep potion?
07:00:39 ER: nope
07:00:48 Devastator: talk to the shady merchant guy in the inn.
07:00:52 ER: I did
07:00:57 Devastator: doesn't he give you that?
07:01:17 ER: says he needs a mushroom from the mushroom forest
07:01:21 ER: which ight be...
07:01:22 Devastator: ok.
07:01:23 ER: damn
07:01:24 Devastator: did you get that?
07:01:32 ER: other side of the desert again
07:01:51 Devastator: I think it's in the mountain east of town.
07:01:53 Devastator: not on the other side.
07:01:56 Devastator: but let me check.
07:04:34 Devastator: nope.
07:04:46 Devastator: it's a forest in northern scandinavia.
07:04:49 Devastator: look around there.
07:05:02 ER: I can't get there
07:05:15 Devastator: isn't there a bridge?
07:05:31 Devastator: it's north from Loire, you should be able to walk there from there.
07:06:03 ER: ah fuck, I can walk through this
07:06:55 Devastator: keep going north.
07:07:08 Devastator: it's on the peninsula past finland.
07:07:15 Devastator: near that hut.
07:08:27 Devastator: just east of there.
07:08:32 ER: sadly I've never seen someone react to the player climbing into their bed in a JRPG
07:08:36 ER: shh
07:08:50 ER: thank you
07:09:59 Devastator: I saw it..
07:11:19 ER: GOOOOLD
07:13:56 Devastator: I don't believe you can make progress here at this point.
07:13:59 Devastator: but you can kill.
07:14:28 ER: "yeah it was fine, I killed some bats and wolves and stole their valuables"
07:17:14 ER: I like how Ark is such a nice guy, he feels the need to repeatedly state as such
07:18:18 ER: chapter 3 is a pretty different game from chapter 2
07:18:32 Devastator: Yeah, you're onto the second half.
07:18:39 Devastator: the game is close to getting a little less linear, too.
07:19:03 Devastator: After this, and Spain..
07:19:36 Devastator: THE REVOLUTION HAS ARRIVED.
07:20:19 ER: yes
07:20:32 Devastator: These maids, they are oblivious.
07:20:49 ER: Ark, the trickster god
07:21:37 Devastator: May very well be.
07:24:08 ER: can't make it
07:24:15 ER: the door's stuck
07:24:44 Devastator: heh.
07:25:20 Devastator: Princess-blocked.
07:25:41 ER: aw, I can't draw weiners on the king's face while he sleeps
07:25:45 Devastator: heh.
07:27:30 ER: mate.
07:29:16 ER: ah
07:29:40 ER: yessss!
07:29:48 ER: get out the sharpie, ark!
07:30:27 Devastator: Heh.
07:30:38 Devastator: dammit!
07:31:30 ER: protcc
07:32:17 ER: really feel like we should just stab this dude
07:32:23 Devastator: what for?
07:32:42 ER: mm, the genocide?
07:33:47 Devastator: You've got someone else to do that for you.
07:34:02 Devastator: been to storkholm yet?
07:34:14 Devastator: Right, that's here.
07:34:18 ER: that's where I'm going with this bell, right
07:40:44 Devastator: dork souls indeed.
07:41:37 ER: I don't think I've died since, but I did die twice to the same enemy in the first dungeon
07:42:46 Devastator: You're a bit overlevelled.
07:42:49 Devastator: but it's fine.
07:42:55 Devastator: next boss is quite rough.
07:43:29 Devastator: after that, there's maybe one more boss that's a pain, but you shouldn't have any trouble.
07:43:33 ER: why wouldn't I be overleveled when everything is so fun to kill? :3
07:43:51 Devastator: yeah. being overlevelled at this point is probably for the best.
07:44:03 Devastator: you don't want to fight Bloody Mary at, say, level 19.
07:44:18 Devastator: I made that mistake.
07:45:02 Devastator: hello witch.
07:45:31 ER: little girl who uses her power irresponsibly!
07:50:26 Devastator: so.. lost?
07:51:15 ER: thought so
07:51:33 ER: yeah, that's probably not good
07:51:39 Devastator: Ahh.
07:51:42 ER: seems bad, actually
07:51:53 Devastator: Maaaybe.
07:52:25 Devastator: "I came here from the underworld to resurrect the living continents."
07:52:58 ER: it's fine, he still has HP
07:53:05 parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
07:53:35 Devastator: heya paris.
07:54:03 parisbre56: hey Dev, I came to yell at you
07:54:08 Devastator: ya?
07:54:10 parisbre56: get all the useless idols, give them lasguns and turn them into an IG unit
07:54:14 parisbre56: that is all
07:54:23 Devastator: TY.
07:54:26 Devastator: did Irony update?
07:54:42 Devastator: I might do something like that.
07:54:50 parisbre56: no, but they were complaining about having to stat all those idols
07:55:19 Devastator: Did irony get an assistant?
07:56:01 parisbre56: no, it's just that the anime girls in his pic constantly makes my mind want to call him a her
07:56:02 Devastator: need a hint, ER?
07:56:07 Devastator: eh.
07:56:39 Devastator: I think you have what you need to get past them.
07:57:08 ER: ugh
07:57:13 Devastator: check your inventory.
07:57:13 ER: please tell me
07:57:21 Devastator: Fuck no dog whistle.
07:57:27 Devastator: I gotta go look that up.
07:58:24 parisbre56 is now known as parisbre56[Away]
07:58:40 Devastator: it's in the post-meilin area of the storkholm forest.
07:58:42 Devastator: head east more.
07:59:30 Devastator: it's in the forest, I don't have an exact location. It's actually just before meilin, following the path of rocks.
07:59:42 Devastator: but after the bridge bit.
07:59:47 Devastator: the broken bridge.
08:01:43 Devastator: it's in a chest.
08:02:46 Devastator: got it. Sorry.
08:03:16 ER: GAME DESIGN
08:03:42 Devastator: Yeah.
08:03:46 Devastator: not far off the path, though.
08:03:48 Devastator: but yeah.
08:04:04 Devastator: I think the fortune tellers tell you about stuff like that.
08:04:34 ER: she just said beware of dog
08:04:36 ER: dogs
08:04:37 Devastator: fuck.
08:05:18 ER: if I'd worked out that I needed a dog whistle, which I might have because people have talked about it, I would NOT know where ti find it
08:06:02 Devastator: Yeah.
08:06:11 Devastator: I think I found it first time through, so don't remember that one.
08:06:17 Devastator: I remember desert town being a pain, so I missed that.
08:07:20 ER: go on ark
08:07:23 ER: eat the apples
08:08:26 Devastator: did you stop by the weavers?
08:08:34 ER: no
08:09:37 ER: damn, blue door technology has advanced!
08:09:44 Devastator: Heh.
08:11:02 Devastator: he won't even try to go in. ;-p
08:11:05 Devastator: probably worried.
08:11:16 ER: you fucker
08:11:18 ER: do it
08:12:30 Devastator: "No, you don't ahve to walk back through that mess."
08:16:25 ER: fair enough
08:16:28 ER: ark is a rude guy
08:17:38 ER: king: "aw fuck"
08:20:02 ER: Link. Link. Open your eyes.
08:20:08 Devastator: Heh.
08:21:29 ER: huh
08:21:48 ER: well, good for him
08:21:59 ER: poke
08:26:26 Devastator: poke?
08:26:54 ER: nothing
08:27:01 ER: was poking sleeping girl
08:29:53 ER: calling it there
08:30:29 Devastator: ok.
08:30:32 Devastator: fun?
08:30:38 ER: yes
08:30:52 ER: well, except for the forest ;P
08:31:26 Devastator: mmm.
08:31:35 Devastator: joining the boring gang, because they have the most money.
08:44:39 ER: idol turn
08:53:12 Devastator: yay.
08:53:32 Devastator: Tell IO, if you can, I could wash out a couple of idols.
08:56:03 ER: "You'd never have guessed you fought a war to stop these bastards."
09:03:52 ER: i love moneyyy
09:04:51 Devastator: Mmm, some pretty poor rolls that turn.
09:06:12 Devastator: looks like no successes.
09:38:52 ER: looks like successes for me?
09:44:14 Devastator: and no stats.
09:45:42 Devastator: well, maybe on the next update.
09:46:11 ER: i-666 didn't even bother to learn the names of its new minions
09:51:16 ER: Gotta get a new arm. Eh, the [untranslatable] can do that probably.
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22:36:45 IronyOwl: Hey Dev
22:36:55 IronyOwl: Sorry about your terrible luck, there's nothing in particular you're doing wrong
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23:31:13 er: Hullo, bird.
23:58:51 er: Mmm
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