ERLOG 2020-01-21

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01:14:49 Devastator: heya Piecewise
01:15:00 Piecewise: hello
01:16:02 Devastator: yay, finally got bold text for that sale.
01:18:09 Devastator: and hmm, messed up in draggygame.
01:21:27 Devastator: "And having selected it, it then asks if we want to delete it. It's 1983. The concept of UX won't be invented for like 15 years, and it kind of shows."
01:29:32 Piecewise: Hm
01:31:08 Devastator: hmm?
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01:34:47 er: Hmm~
01:35:27 Devastator: hmm?
01:36:10 Devastator: https://lparchive.org/In-Search-of-the-Most-Amazing-Thing/Update%2002/13-ismat_02_13_confirm.png
01:36:10 er: Here, me.
01:36:39 er: Had a potato.
01:41:11 Devastator: good potato?
01:53:34 Devastator: Man, that's a piece of computing history, there.
01:53:42 Devastator: that guy's from the era just before mine.
01:56:20 Devastator: Man, good reading just for that, lots of stuff I didn't know shit about.
01:57:35 er: Good potato.
01:58:03 Devastator: good
01:58:18 Devastator: also, I think whisperling sent me a turn, and I'm too chicken to read it yet.
02:00:06 er: Do it coward.
02:02:54 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k
02:20:08 Piecewise: Has there been a remix of the LeBouf video with Palpy?
02:22:32 Devastator: Dunno.
02:22:40 Devastator: would expect that information to be built into Piecewise.exe
02:22:58 Piecewise: I didn't even bother to check
02:25:44 Devastator: I don't know what the LeBouf video is.
02:40:08 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
02:42:20 Devastator: mmm
02:51:57 Piecewise: https://i.imgur.com/1qPbEdY.jpg
02:52:04 Piecewise: This is a good image
02:52:07 Piecewise: I love this image
02:53:50 Devastator: pizza
03:02:02 Piecewise: What I love is that the picture is taken from outside
03:02:13 Piecewise: as though someone is creeping on this pizza
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03:23:58 er: Bleb
03:28:50 Piecewise: Oh hello er
03:28:54 Piecewise: here's a game for you
03:28:55 Piecewise: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1190110/HENTAI_SNIPER_Middle_East/
03:33:32 Piecewise: Now you can finally kill all that anime
03:37:40 Piecewise: oh, not interested?
03:37:43 Piecewise: how about this
03:37:43 Piecewise: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1183970/Hentai_Nazi/
03:40:27 Piecewise: No?
03:40:32 Piecewise: how about his?
03:40:32 Piecewise: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1159640/HENTAI__World_War_II/
03:42:39 Piecewise: how about death stranding meme that costs 99 cents?
03:42:39 Piecewise: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1201840/MAN_STANDING/
03:42:50 er: No.
03:43:38 er: Devastator, you were talking about an action jrpg some time ago, what was it called?
03:43:59 er: That's "not like other things", as I recall?
03:51:33 Devastator: mmm.
03:51:43 Devastator: Terranigma?
03:54:43 er: Ah, right.
04:01:23 Piecewise: Ys might be better these days
04:08:52 er: Doesn't that cost money.
04:09:35 Piecewise: I mean, ys is an old series so I'm sure one of them is old enough that you can easily steal it for your nes or whatever
04:10:42 Piecewise: or just torrent Ys Origin, which got a pc port.
04:11:00 er: Meh, I'd rather try something apparently unique.
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04:18:20 er has quit [Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )]
04:18:20 Elastic_Ridicule is now known as ER
04:29:43 ER: https://youtu.be/SeAAi7jWOl8
04:53:41 ER: I just said "give me item descriptions you coward" and then immediately found the item description button
04:53:59 ER: which is X, just like in dark souls
05:40:42 ER: now playing teranigma.
05:49:52 ER: why they call it crystal blue when it not blue, huh?!
05:50:24 Piecewise: lets roll to see if ER finds more magic
05:50:32 ER: MORE MAAAGIC
05:51:06 Piecewise: Just to let you know, the difficulty of the roll goes up each time
05:51:25 ER: But I'm looking in a different place now! D:
05:52:22 Piecewise: Well you found something regardless
05:53:01 ER: sadly there doesn't seem to be much living here for me to get mana from.
05:53:27 Piecewise: you found SUNLIGHT
05:53:42 Piecewise: Now you can be grossly incandescent
05:53:55 ER: SUNLIIIIIIIII
05:54:17 ER: dammit, I'm only finding destructive things!
05:54:30 ER: help, I'm being typecast! D:
05:55:03 Piecewise: And I randomize the entire list of magic words each time to select it
05:55:12 Piecewise: you're type cast by random chance
05:56:13 ER: welp, at least I can be a Noita and shoot lasers which explode into lightning bolts.
05:56:52 Piecewise: This is true
05:57:10 Piecewise: or you can just...glow pleasantly
05:57:39 ER: and I guess it's useful if there a things with elemental weaknesses or resistances which I can figure out in time to smite them?
05:58:08 ER: if only I could be so grossly incandecent.
06:00:20 Piecewise: I mean
06:00:38 Piecewise: ghouls are weak to sunlight, so you can just kind of wave a disinterested hand and melt them
06:00:53 Piecewise: Not that you didn't already do that, being a human grenade
06:01:14 ER: But now I could do it even more disinterestedly.
06:04:47 Piecewise: with "Pew Pew" noises
06:10:40 Piecewise: Alright
06:10:54 Piecewise: we'll leave dev and sy for tomorrow morning, as they are long and I am tired
06:11:13 ER: silly long people
06:11:19 ER: they should try being shot like me
06:11:23 ER: *short
06:16:12 Piecewise: nah
06:16:14 Piecewise: being shot
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06:37:06 syv: Piecewise, MOOK when?
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06:51:27 ER: oh no
06:51:52 ER: Game didn't remind me to save, bullshit ;P
06:52:11 ER: now here I am, at... the literal start of the game
06:52:16 ER: welp
06:52:26 ER: oh no, good
07:00:18 Devastator: 'lo
07:00:36 ER: hi~
07:01:06 Devastator: huh, terranigma..
07:02:58 ER: could stream if that interests
07:03:14 ER: (already died twice)
07:04:00 Devastator: ..it kinda does, yeah.
07:04:03 Devastator: hell of a game.
07:07:45 ER: huh, snes9x seems to play oddly with obs
07:09:31 ER: oh well, you won't mind if it's not quite perfectly centered, right?
07:09:51 Devastator: yeah, that's fine
07:09:57 ER: it's up
07:13:57 Devastator: yay.
07:14:53 ER: Ark level 3!
07:15:15 Devastator: ding
07:16:37 Devastator: let me know if you ever want directions.
07:16:46 ER: nah~
07:17:04 Devastator: cloak!
07:18:32 ER: "space for land's control"
07:18:37 ER: sounds important.
07:18:55 Devastator: :-)
07:19:26 ER: ????
07:21:29 Devastator: :-)
07:21:34 Devastator: And god, I love this music.
07:23:48 Devastator: I do love the world effect.
07:23:51 ER: this overmap is... uh, something
07:24:31 Devastator: Yeah. Nobody else ever does it.
07:27:55 Devastator: you pushed it already.
07:31:02 ER: Ark level 4!
07:31:28 Devastator: ding!
07:32:56 ER: gotta love attacks which deal 1 damage, which you then immediately heal, but that stun you until the enemy teleports away
07:34:34 Devastator: Oh, if only you knew..
07:34:36 Devastator: ;-p
07:36:40 Devastator: 2 watcher?
07:36:43 Devastator: me and me?
07:36:48 Devastator: or me and syv?
07:36:58 ER: dunno
07:38:23 Devastator: I kinda hope not for syv, it's a game much better played than watched if you've never seen it.
07:39:10 Devastator: ahh, was just me and me.
07:40:18 sy: Nah, I'm not watching.
07:40:27 sy: Playing DaS ATM.
07:40:33 ER: huh
07:40:37 sy is now known as syv
07:40:41 Devastator: kk.
07:40:45 ER: was there a hint for that or...
07:41:03 Devastator: cape
07:44:24 Devastator: need hint?
07:44:28 ER: no
07:44:35 Devastator: ok.
07:47:08 Devastator: ding!
07:47:32 Devastator: ahh..
07:51:07 ER: dammit, I thought it would be AoE ;-;
07:52:33 Devastator: some of the spells are, IIRC.
07:56:59 ER: aw
07:57:04 ER: :(
07:58:35 ER: Ark level 5!
08:04:15 ER: hmm
08:04:22 ER: this is clearly a dark souls game
08:05:09 Devastator: yeah?
08:06:26 ER: cly
08:07:36 syv: How so?
08:08:17 ER: ez pinwheel ;P
08:08:39 ER: well, there's a run button
08:08:43 Devastator: The game isn't overall that hard.
08:08:49 ER: and you do a different attack if you're running
08:08:49 Devastator: Yeah, kinda important that one.
08:09:13 ER: and there's healing items, which you can euip and use with a face button
08:09:18 ER: and you can block
08:09:28 ER: and it was made by japanese people
08:09:39 Devastator: indeed.
08:09:40 ER: and there are some traps and falls
08:09:48 Devastator: is it fun?
08:09:50 ER: and somee ghosts I couldn't hurt
08:09:56 ER: so basically dark souls
08:10:02 ER: it's pretty good
08:10:27 Devastator: oh, you can jump-slash those ghosts.
08:11:52 Devastator: hmm.
08:17:37 ER: am I mad or did my hair change color when I leveled up
08:18:15 Devastator: it shouldn't, but I think it does when you've got the wake effect around you.
08:33:46 Devastator: you get to that corner room via its stairs.
08:34:30 Devastator: doah.
08:37:10 Devastator: ahh.
08:37:14 Devastator: almost done.
08:37:51 Devastator: :-
08:37:54 Devastator: :-(
08:38:02 Devastator: oh well.
08:38:13 Devastator: although if you skip goat cutscene I'll be cross.
08:38:28 Devastator: (much later.)
08:38:38 Devastator: Or the gory one. ;-p
08:39:59 ER: listen here you little shit
08:40:07 Devastator: It doesn't work like that?
08:40:59 Devastator: I do like his overworld sprite.
08:41:03 Devastator: it looks like he's wearing a blanket.
08:41:23 Devastator: Ahh, do so love this music.
08:47:43 ER: oh
08:47:44 Devastator: do note that when you use a spell you get the rock back.
08:47:53 Devastator: so the rocks are the total number of spells you can carry.
08:47:56 ER: yeah, was about to ask.
08:48:02 ER: that's a much better deal :P
08:48:09 Devastator: Most players never or almost never use magic due to not knowing that.
08:48:15 syv: Huh. The painting of Ariamis was randomized to teleport me to... the painting of Ariamis.
08:48:22 Devastator: Heh.
08:48:32 Devastator: lemme know if you want a hint.
08:56:00 ER: I don geddit
08:56:07 ER: hint pld
08:56:24 Devastator: Did you get the crystal thread in tower 4?
08:56:39 ER: no
08:56:51 Devastator: Gotta get it, and get something done with it.
09:03:13 ER: okay, I didn't notice that... somehow
09:03:33 Devastator: I did the same thing first time through.
09:04:32 Devastator: dun dun dun dun..
09:04:38 Devastator: dah dah dah.
09:05:52 Devastator: oop
09:07:16 ER: yo.
09:08:14 Devastator: yo?
09:08:22 ER: "you have a special glow about you that the rest of us lack."
09:08:27 ER: *literally glowing*
09:08:38 Devastator: Heh.
09:08:45 Devastator: But nah, it's protag hair.
09:08:49 Devastator: always protag hair.
09:08:51 Devastator: but yes.
09:10:16 Devastator: Ark bad at sleeping.
09:10:39 ER: fights countless monsters and revives landmasses
09:10:48 ER: consistantly falls out of bed
09:12:25 Devastator: "Now excuse me while I go change clothing inside my magic box."
09:12:35 ER: yes
09:13:51 ER: HEY FUCKER I HAVE A MAGIC CAPE NOW
09:15:21 Devastator: CAPE!
09:15:28 Devastator: LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL CAPE IS LIKE!
09:18:23 ER: okay, fire OP
09:18:28 Devastator: Yeah.
09:18:39 Devastator: normally you kill the guy with i-frame abuse and sideways dashes.
09:19:26 ER: I mean, fire costs 5 gold each
09:19:39 Devastator: and there are better spells later!
09:20:20 Devastator: Also, congratulations on completing the tutorial.
09:21:56 Devastator: Can't watch anymore.
09:22:02 Devastator: stream's dropping atm.
09:22:22 Devastator: thanks for putting it up!
09:34:58 ER: okay, but let me take cute weaver with me please
09:35:29 Devastator: But who would make clothing if you take Elle?
09:35:33 Devastator: well, at least go say hi.
09:35:39 Devastator: or bye.
09:35:51 ER: or cry, as the case may be
09:36:25 ER: oh no, they're going to make me use healing items. D:
09:37:10 Devastator: Yeah, free healing goes away after the tutorial.
09:37:18 Devastator: or be careful and use dash attack i-frames. ;-p
09:50:15 syv: Gough is selling a dung pie for 20,000 souls.
09:50:34 ER: guess he's got a market
09:50:40 syv: Which is an utter scam, because the Sen's merchant sells them for 500.
09:52:31 syv: Hooo boy Capra is a lot worse when you have no idea he's next.
09:53:44 Devastator: clearly you sould buy them from the Sen's merchant and sell them to Gough.
10:00:20 syv: Hmm. The fastest way to do that would be to go from the merchant at the top of sen's, to the bottom of sen's, to Anor londo, then new londo, then the depths, then the lower burg, then parish, TOTG, the fair lady, artorias, then Blighttown, and finally Gough.
10:00:22 syv: No.
10:00:31 ER: Ark level 9!
10:01:07 ER: well, it's clear why they're do much more valuable at gough!
10:01:21 ER: the place that produces em is on the other side of the world! ;P
10:02:54 syv: And after literally eleven hours, I've found my way back to the start.
10:05:51 Devastator: yay.
10:39:25 ER: did tree level, I'll stop playing this for now.
10:42:01 Devastator: kk.
10:42:04 Devastator: thoughts?
10:42:11 ER: much stab
10:42:47 ER: if I don't see cute weaver again for the whole game I'll be a little cross
10:43:37 Devastator: Oh, you'll see cute weaver again.
10:44:23 Devastator: It will be some time, though.
11:15:38 ER: okay, <3
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12:24:16 sy: Why is syv not gone?
12:24:35 sy is now known as syv
12:24:35 Devastator: ... it is.
12:24:51 syv: Nah, it was still on Darkmyst, just not in IRC.
12:24:54 syv: Had to ghost it.
12:25:21 Devastator: ahh
13:05:04 syv: Jeez, it's 51 degrees right now, no wonder I'm shivering so bad.
14:25:54 syv has quit [Quit: You hear a distant scream of "FUCK AT&T!"]
16:30:22 Piecewise: https://youtu.be/9BUQ9-yi2I8
16:30:30 Piecewise: New doom eternal gameplay
16:30:46 Piecewise: I make the prediction that Dev will hate it because its not like the original doom~
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18:19:34 er: >51 degrees
18:19:43 er: hahaha
18:28:21 er has quit [Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )]
18:48:52 Piecewise: Cabal up
18:49:13 Piecewise: Sy gets some magic machine autism, Dev finds a key, workers almost suffocate
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22:02:44 er: Maagic
22:04:28 er: ChanServ
22:04:32 er: Nope
22:04:38 er: Wrong buttons
22:04:47 er: Piecewise! You there?
22:11:05 Piecewise: Yes
22:11:09 Piecewise: ER
22:11:11 Piecewise: er
22:11:14 Piecewise: Er
22:11:19 Piecewise: eR
22:11:24 Piecewise: RE
22:24:24 er: Hi.
22:24:56 er: I look away from my phone occasionally while at work~
22:25:21 Piecewise: ah
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