00:15:15 Devastator: I think I have a lot of it figured out, but it's still insane.
01:21:38 Devastator: Corin's Mystery Massacre.
01:21:40 Devastator: You're not supposed to know what's going on. You're just supposed to lose.
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02:19:23 IronyOwl: hey
Dev when you say drive through windows, you mean drive through the upper level windows to plop onto the ground floor or drive through the ground floor windows?
02:22:47 Devastator: I just want to get down there leading with the tank.
02:22:51 Devastator: I thought we were on the upper floor.
02:23:16 IronyOwl: so you want to plow through the upper floor windows in the tank, plop, and then do stuff?
02:23:31 Devastator: presumably, assuming it isn't horrifyingly idiotic.
02:23:55 IronyOwl: I mean, there's reasons not to do that but it might still be the best idea anyone's had yet
02:24:16 IronyOwl: the idols surrounding the building are somewhat sparse though, you just wanna drive around there looking for the right mix of cowardice and courage?
02:24:41 Devastator: Nah, just clearing out some of the mess, and looking for two things.
02:25:03 Devastator: keeping angel-target from getting killed, and looking out for a fighter to pair with her.
02:25:30 IronyOwl: so you do wanna drive into the ground floor? that's where most of the mess is
02:25:43 Devastator: Well.. yeah, that's where the first target is.
02:25:47 Devastator: is it horrifyingly stupid?
02:25:59 Devastator: I mean, Creed would know exactly what you can do with a baneblade.
02:26:10 IronyOwl: nono, the first target is on ground level but outside the building, most of the rioters are on the ground floor but inside the building
02:26:50 Devastator: oh, didn't know that.
02:27:09 Devastator: thought she was at the edge of the lower-level arena.
02:27:20 Devastator: well, then go down that way, and plow my way into the arena.
02:28:50 Devastator: should clear out some of the mess, and I should be able to spot a fighter.
02:29:29 Devastator: being outside is a point against that idol, btw.
02:29:40 IronyOwl: I mean... a fighter is about the only thing that's gonna stop you clearing out the mess
02:31:28 Devastator: yeah, but these ones don't have mechs.
02:32:19 Devastator: well, lets hope it isn't suicidal.
02:37:30 IronyOwl: I mean, if it is you'll at least have hit the jackpot in terms of idols
02:38:28 Devastator doesn't know the setting's powerlevel.
02:38:40 Devastator: maybe there are just idols who can break tanks with their bare hands. I'unno.
02:38:56 Devastator: and if not, well, have to make one. ;-p
02:38:57 IronyOwl: I mean there are, but most of the ones you can expect to sign wouldn't be anywhere near there
02:39:17 IronyOwl: and yes, every one of them is hoping for that :D
02:39:35 Devastator: well, should be fun.
02:39:54 Devastator: well, then, finding one not dumb enough to pick a fight with a tank, but brave enough to try and stick it out sounds about right.
02:40:04 Devastator: That sounds like Calm and Heroic.
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04:15:40 Devastator: cleared five stages in Corins Mystery Massacre, which is a new record for me.
04:16:52 MidJag: I'm just exceptionally tired. I was at a friends wedding this weekend.
04:21:03 MidJag: It was actually fantastic. I got to see a bunch of old fraternity buddies
04:24:23 MidJag: ...and the wedding was open bar. This also contributed to said feelings :P
04:25:39 MidJag: oh hey, an irony and a
piecewise
04:26:12 MidJag: amazing. Truelly wonders never cease.
04:26:40 Piecewise: trying to build a clock from a kit but I think its not gonna work out
04:26:57 Piecewise: A lot of these pieces seem warped
04:27:27 MidJag: ...That sounds like an intresting clock.
04:27:55 MidJag: Okay that's cool as shit.
04:28:20 Devastator: hrm, did it get wet?
04:28:28 Devastator: does look cool though.
04:29:36 MidJag: Have you ever seen one of those wooden hurdy gurdies dubs?
04:31:28 MidJag: A friend of mine has the kit but has never tried to make it. I'll let you know how it works.
04:34:40 MidJag: Apologies my brain is at like half on right now.
04:35:39 Devastator: Man, we have to have you play a Chav if
NJW relaunches his game.
04:36:29 MidJag: I would play a great chav. I just channel what I'm like when I'm really drunk.
04:38:07 Devastator: that does look cool.
04:54:10 Piecewise: Well, I'll keep working on it but I feel I will be angrily filing and lubricating and fucking with it only for it to...kind of work
04:58:13 MidJag:
ER you should update your game
05:04:02 er: Oh, just supernatural murder clown.
05:05:31 Piecewise: The most cliche kind
05:07:00 Piecewise: Just be like "Yo dude, get some fucking imagination. Where the child orgy at?"
05:07:41 er: Was a videogame, of the ye olde adventure game type. Apparently, if you "use axe on" someone before bedtime you could murder them to take their stuff.
05:08:16 er: This would launch a little combat minigame where you hit each other with axes.
05:09:14 er: If you kill the other person but get hit, the player character will go to bed, and you need to do QTEs to not take more damage.
05:09:25 MidJag: That sounds like a very short minigame
05:09:56 er: Which is represented by... floating up into the air and pressing a button to get back down.
05:10:25 er: I failed one, and the player character fell back down, opening his wounds.
05:10:41 er: Lots of bleeding and screaming
05:10:58 Piecewise: Was this the dream or is this a real thing?
05:11:07 Piecewise: It could very easily just be ai dungeon
05:11:23 er: He starts opening the cabinets in reach of his bed, looking for medicine or anything to help him.
05:12:15 er: There's nothing inside but darkness. The character says "at least the darkness will keep the clown away"
05:15:46 er: Yeah, dreams might be hard to tell from aidungeon
05:16:39 Piecewise: They're equally nonsensical and often become strangely sexual
05:19:44 MidJag: I just don't think
PW has dreams or emotions that aren't strangelly sexual :P
05:21:08 Devastator: The clock is wobbly because of you know what.
05:23:42 IronyOwl: got distracted by literally everything
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05:24:22 ER: how much control do I have over the untranslatable's inside?
05:24:45 IronyOwl: not very much, it's an [UNTRANSLATABLE] not an [UNTRANSLATABLE]
05:25:11 ER: and does "bigger on the inside" mean unlimited space?
05:25:47 IronyOwl: no, though storing things inside is prone to... translation errors
05:26:05 Devastator: store your idols in there.
05:27:00 ER: was thinking I could put in in unending maze mode or something to isolate them from each other long enough to be assessed
05:27:29 IronyOwl: fine, nonmalicious control over unfathomably eldritch facilities is unlikely
05:28:07 Devastator: 'enless maze until I let them out' seems doable, though.
05:28:26 IronyOwl: that seems doable, yeah... JUST that is the tricky part
05:28:53 ER: I mean, if it's also a deathtrap, that just helps with selection.
05:29:40 IronyOwl: now's a good time to ask if
pw ever made you guys read Glimmer Rats
05:29:51 IronyOwl: or watch... crap what was the name of that movie...
05:30:33 IronyOwl: Glimmer Rats is an obscure comic book about people getting gibbed in an unfathomable hellscape
05:30:55 IronyOwl: Annihilation is about four retards wandering into an alien energy dome and not having the slightest clue what the fuck is going on
05:30:58 MidJag: Hmm. This does sound vaguelly familiar
05:31:50 ER: if I could replicate that with the [untranslatable], I'd take it
05:32:14 IronyOwl: replicating that with the [UNTRANSLATABLE] is pretty easy
05:32:26 IronyOwl: more or less equivalent to tricking people down a laundry chute
05:33:02 ER: hmm. wonder if they'll still want to work for me afterwards...
05:33:26 Piecewise: Annihilation is a nice sight seeing movie
05:33:46 Piecewise: characters and plot are pretty dumb but the world inside the bubble is cool
05:35:43 IronyOwl: I'm still, STILL mad about the crocodile scene
05:36:26 IronyOwl: oh the minigun scene was perfect though
05:36:39 IronyOwl: "OHHHH YEAH THIS IS FUCKIN SWEEEEEEEET shit I can't carry this."
05:36:58 IronyOwl: exact right reaction to finding heavy weapons
05:37:45 Devastator: still gotta watch The Warriors, though.
05:37:49 Devastator: because the warriors.
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05:38:13 Piecewise: what angered you about croc scene irony?
05:38:32 IronyOwl: the chick is standing in the doorway and gets YANKED backwards
05:38:42 IronyOwl: so they just go "Hey? Hey you alright bro?" while wandering slowly forward
05:39:03 IronyOwl: and then she's SOMEHOW still not eaten by the time they mosey on over to see why their buddy just hurled herself into a building
05:39:43 IronyOwl: right around the time the botanist is insisting that it sure LOOKS like all these plants are entwined together but that's unpossible!
05:44:52 Piecewise: If only we could get a well funded STALKER movie
05:46:00 Devastator: don't much like stalker.
05:49:15 Piecewise: Roadside picnic then
05:50:05 ER: still not sure what to do with the crown.
05:50:28 ER: Does it only have a noticable effect on peasants, Irony?
05:50:58 ER: if so, I guess it's just an easy idol at the cost of them being uh, temporary.
05:52:12 IronyOwl: it might be possible for an experienced idol to do something with it, but its baseline function is bringing a mook to X level
05:53:35 ER: Yeah, might want to hire someone with crown and have them do crown control.
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05:58:40 IronyOwl: crown control, gotta real infestation of royals up here
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06:00:31 IronyOwl: crown control clowns, at your service! when you need to deal with the big man, call the small car!
06:01:38 Piecewise: I still like the description of charles the second of spain
06:01:45 Piecewise: "short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live."
06:03:27 Piecewise: Inbreeding is a hell of a drug
06:03:38 Devastator: sadly they gutted his wikipedia page to take away all references to inbreeding.
06:05:41 Piecewise: According to a book entitled Enfermedades de Los Reyes de Espana, penned by Spanish writer Pedro Gargantilla, the physician who carried out the autopsy of the king’s body reportedly noted that the corpse “did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water.”
06:09:40 IronyOwl: that's an amazing description, though I assume greatly exaggerated for comedic or political effect
06:10:25 Devastator: I'm sure, but there was plenty of stuff that was contemporarus, such as him drooling.
06:10:49 Piecewise: He apparently had such a massive underbite he had a hard time talking or eating
06:12:49 Devastator: hmm, looks like some stuff has made it back in his page.
06:12:58 Devastator: no sense in not being accurate.
06:14:16 Piecewise: Cabal tomorrow by the way
06:14:32 Devastator: oh, one more Q,
PW.
06:14:46 Devastator: lemme know if any changes due to the onrunning hearing spell.
06:14:56 Devastator: you want orders for
syv?
06:19:14 Piecewise: If you and him are ok with that
06:19:35 Piecewise: We're not in danger right now so it's fine
06:19:50 Piecewise: Fucking look for them then
06:20:07 Devastator: I'll do so myself soonish, but I don't have slots for them.
06:20:25 Devastator: so get some mana first to do int buffs, then look for words.
06:20:29 Devastator: plus I gotta get the crystal.
06:20:54 Devastator: also, talked with
syv last night.
06:21:19 Devastator: he wanted more clockwork brains. I'll then have him examine the magicoal machine, because it's like alchemy.
06:36:35 ER: though I probably want more fun utility words, which MIGHT be in envo reg?
06:36:50 ER: or it might be full of elemental shooty
06:37:39 Devastator: could be lots of stuff.
06:37:44 Devastator: I'll go there myself.
06:37:54 Devastator: hopefully the 'more frequent words' for invokers will kick in.
06:40:15 Devastator: "Protect" is a word I really, really want.
06:40:42 ER: ah yes, because you'll use it for good?
06:43:16 Devastator: I mean, casting shields.
06:45:42 Devastator: plus it'd make mass-producing magic armour easy.
06:46:17 ER: and I could have you make a shield bullet for my gun. ;P
06:46:34 ER: though I'm not sure if that would be better than my shield shield
06:47:44 Devastator: eh, could just make your bracelet in your skimpy outfit better than magebreaker gear, so you can keep wearing them. ;-p
06:49:11 Devastator: well, if you want shiny armour, that's possible too.
06:49:29 Devastator: I mean, she wears cloth armour, there's no reason it can't be huge shiny steel plates.
06:53:09 Devastator: plus if I find any other elements I could make armour proof against them.
06:53:21 Devastator: strengthen fire protect steel, say.
06:58:25 Devastator: man,
syv's 'human' word would be good.
06:58:28 Devastator: proof against people.
06:59:39 IronyOwl: shame the godwizard is probably not people anymore
07:02:50 ER: ungrateful peasants don't know what's good for them...
07:03:04 Piecewise: You assume he ever was
07:03:41 Devastator: no, I'm pretty sure other people knew his parents.
07:04:08 ER: will I be allowed to lick him?
07:05:15 IronyOwl: since when have you needed to be "allowed" to lick things?
07:05:17 Devastator: Dunno. I think
PW mentioned that people joining the magebreakers eventually weet him.
07:05:40 ER: just need to figure out how he tastes
07:10:57 Devastator: so protect bird should do for him.
07:12:30 Devastator: can I do a protect reverse-protect spell?
07:14:11 IronyOwl: ...what would that do?
07:14:37 ER: it's still a brainfuck that
PW let you use words as their opposite
07:14:57 Devastator: provide resistance from outright destruction effects?
07:15:13 Devastator: which might have been those orbs.
07:36:01 Piecewise: I wouldn't suggest getting within about 150 feet of him if you value your eyebrows
07:36:47 Piecewise: Like granite at 1500 degrees
07:38:12 Devastator: I've heard that he melts your eyes if you see him.
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21:44:14 er: Might see manager vs manager combat in a moment.
22:31:53 Piecewise: Put the mortal kombat theme on, very quietly
22:31:58 Piecewise: then slowly raise the volume
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