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01:36:03 Devastator: so Saeko gets half the money?
01:36:55 ER: You can take a pretty arbitrary amount, it's not really relevant to me
01:37:11 Devastator: I need to gold to make stuff shockproof.
01:37:42 Devastator: plus feeding giant catbird isn't cheap.
01:39:24 Devastator: 75's enough for a couple weeks.
01:40:11 ER: meanwhile feeding my pet has no stated cost~
01:40:42 Devastator: to be fair you've got a baboon.
01:40:47 Devastator: I've got a flying garage.
01:45:09 Devastator: although I'm kinda worried that I'm going to run into something that can take us again.
01:45:29 Devastator: just gonna unlimber a machine gun, give the fighters night vision, and wait and see what happens.
01:45:43 ER: if so, just feed me enough mana to d12 explosion attack it :D
01:47:27 Devastator: depends on what it is.
01:47:35 Devastator: might be a GHOST or something.
01:48:01 ER: I can probably eat ghosts :D
01:49:01 Devastator: yeah, but not with explosion spells.
01:49:09 Devastator: I do want to capture a spirit.
01:53:07 Devastator: all sorts of uses for that.
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03:09:11 ER: want to see some boring FMD stuff?
03:09:20 Devastator: the kaiju did very heavy damage to the city before any of you guys even engaged.
03:09:31 Devastator: all the fast vehicles are short-ranged, and all the long-range vehicles are slow.
03:09:45 Devastator: it means you're all engaging at the same time, but it also means the city is getting smacked around more.
03:10:38 Devastator: well,
syv would be happy.
03:11:03 Devastator: the first shot fired by you guys is from the mech inf unit, which is hilarious.
03:19:54 ER: I don't want to write more, and I don't want to watch anything, and I don't want to play a game
03:20:16 ER: so I'll go to bed and hope that I start to feel less sick rather than more
05:47:31 Devastator: and... tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.
05:49:23 Devastator double-checks to see if something happened, like IO using those advanced tank rounds on his tank.
05:51:05 Devastator: ..did nobody buy those?
05:51:15 Devastator: oh, there they are.
05:59:44 Devastator: Ok, there's first hit.
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06:00:54 Devastator: rolling the k-com battle.
06:01:05 Devastator: first round of attacks by you guys was all tinks.
06:01:43 Devastator: but one of your t-55s finally forced a damage through.
06:01:47 Devastator: so 'about time'. ;-p
06:02:33 Devastator: next up.. IO's tank.
06:04:50 Devastator: well, it almost did it.
06:05:41 Devastator: ooh, good shot. does it bounce?
06:07:29 Devastator: and.. nothing from the GMG technical.
06:08:23 Devastator: knocked out the AoE weapon.
06:09:40 Devastator: lessee, second hit did that, so that would be IOs.
06:14:47 Devastator: ok, who is in range..
06:15:16 Devastator: oh, whoops, that's not the right weapon that got disabled. Have to re-write that.
06:15:23 Devastator: ..probably better with that one knocked out.
06:17:44 Devastator: you haven't seen any kaiju weapons with limited ammo yet, and it's probably not the time to discover them.
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06:19:19 Devastator: eh, I'll roll that one for fun. ;-p
06:19:55 Devastator: hmm, wouldn't have been so bad. Eh.
06:20:02 er: I didn't get any sleep, but I think I feel a little better?
06:20:42 er: Well, I made the... left foot of FMD.
06:21:38 er: That man was broken in half!
06:23:09 Devastator: ok, your laser technical took quite enough to be smashed, but the GMG technical should be recoverable.
06:24:26 syv: You made the left foot, and it is a good start.
06:24:58 syv: Now you need to make skills, and maybe some kinda rules on what equipment's available, and you've got two legs to stand on.
06:29:50 er: Available equipment in FMD is whatever you can steal~
06:30:58 er: Even in the cyberpunk testgame I was going to start you each with a pistol, some cash, and a week to acquire whatever you needed.
06:32:10 er: But honestly, now I think I'll go with a FMD mission testgame rather than trying to test FMD using only some of FMD's mechanics.
06:32:32 Devastator: I swear, the acid weapon is cursed.
06:33:30 Devastator: another failure to kill!
06:34:22 Devastator: It's not that weak, it just can't land a good hit.
06:37:27 er: Mm, kinds wish I'd kept with the orders I PMed rather than canceling them. Kinda.
06:37:43 Devastator: maybe, but you did some damage.
06:37:50 Devastator: and suffered casulties.
06:38:25 er: Would have pissed everyone off, but would be funny to me and profitable.
06:38:57 Devastator: well, the mech inf lucked out a bit there, they didn't get destroyed in melee.
06:41:52 syv: What were said secret orders?
06:42:15 Devastator: ok, first up is your acided T-55.
06:42:24 syv: Loot the city? Attack allies? Stay way back until your units could charge in and killsteal?
06:43:11 Devastator: but it literally cannot mathmatically survive the acid, so it's dead.
06:43:56 Devastator: gotta roll it to see if it's scragged enough to be recoverable, though.
06:44:02 Devastator: ..and it is, as the acid continues to suck horribly.
06:44:34 syv: Those tanks were meant to be disposable.
06:44:54 Devastator: Well, blame the acid rolling like crap. ;-p
06:45:29 Devastator: and they've been doing great. That's the second one dealing the literal maximum attack power.
06:49:34 Devastator: if you could choose what the dice would come up, you couldn't do better.
06:50:53 er: Attack
PW and cut chunks off his experiment to incorporate into catgirls.
06:52:13 syv: That wouldn't piss *me* off...
06:52:28 er: Which would make him mad, it would make you mad because he's making something for you, it would make the council mad because I'm ignoring the big kaiju, and it would make everyone who wants to see what
pw's doing mad
06:54:48 er: Honestly, just don't want to miss out on council points. So maybe later~
06:56:58 Devastator: You guys have been rolling so well. I didn't think you'd stand a chance.
06:57:20 Devastator: it's now at the point where I think you might win.
06:57:53 syv: Victory through sheer dumb luck!
06:58:10 Devastator: good time for that.
06:58:12 Devastator: or bad time for that.
06:58:23 Devastator: because the reason this kaiju is stronk is because you've been having successes.
06:58:39 Devastator: which is strategic goodery, but tactical baddery, because it means they have to field better kaiju.
06:58:54 Devastator: which gives you invisible benefits.
06:59:21 er: Fuckin adaptive difficulty... ;p
06:59:24 Devastator: If you kill this guy the next one will be at normal strength, which is a victory in itself.
06:59:30 Devastator: Nah, it'll eventually pay off.
07:00:47 Devastator: -phew, fortunately the crit damage rolls, other than that first one, weren't important.
07:04:40 Devastator: mm, it'd probably hit the tanks this turn.
07:04:45 Devastator: they keep dealing damage.
07:06:10 er: Did all my shit break again.
07:06:50 Devastator: of course it did, you keep deploying vehicles that aren't fast enough to dodge or tough enough to use armour.
07:10:28 er: I should send frighteningly fast and durav
07:10:47 Devastator: yeah. Some attacks your vehicles would be fairly surviveable against, but not these ones.
07:11:42 Devastator: well, acid finally rolled ok.
07:11:43 syv: Fast, durable, armored. BECOME UNSTOPPABLE.
07:12:53 Devastator: yeah, that's scragged.
07:15:48 Devastator: also, what do in Cabal?
07:18:22 syv: Then hide and let it pass.
07:18:46 syv: Could through up an illusion to help hide, if you'd like.
07:19:43 Devastator: Nah, I think I'll get a machine gun unlimbered and hide.
07:20:00 Devastator: if I cast a spell, it'd be to help give us three night vision.
07:20:06 Devastator: and we see if it comes closer.
07:20:11 Devastator: I'll get out the ghost charm.
07:20:21 Devastator: Also, enough of that for tonight, I'll finish it tomorrow, where you'll kill my kaiju.
07:20:26 Devastator: so, so many bad rolls for it.
07:21:42 Devastator: oh well, it's good info.
07:22:32 er: HEALTH, STAMINA, ENDURANCE, EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT
07:22:52 Devastator: sorry, made those earlier.
07:23:01 Devastator: you can go to lake town, there might be a couple left for sale.
07:24:02 er: Mm, yes, need to make item enchantment facilities so that I can give catgirls rings of faith and protection
07:24:45 syv: Yes. Give catgirls FaP rings. Nothing wrong with that.
07:25:13 er: I wasn't going to abbreviate
07:28:28 Devastator: ok,
ER, is Zavi ok with manning the machine gun?
07:29:01 Devastator: and
syv, is Ekrov going to try and fight, or just look for it and stay under cover otherwise?
07:29:11 syv: Finding images of soldier catgirls who are muscular is annoyingly difficult.
07:29:40 syv: I don't know? Why would I say whether he'll fight before I even know if there's be a fight, let alone what the fight is against?
07:29:53 syv: He'll probably fight, because not fighting is a good way to die.
07:30:03 syv: Or at least, he'll act as support.
07:31:57 Devastator: Saeko's staying under cover for now.
07:32:12 Devastator: because, in part, she's glowy.
07:32:19 Devastator: might draw attention.
07:33:44 er: Uh, you can give me the machinegun, if you want it yo not be used.
07:33:56 Devastator: orders are to set it up.
07:33:58 Devastator: feel free to use it.
07:34:42 Devastator: Yeah, but better to have it ready if we do fight.
07:34:57 Devastator: for all I know we didn't kill the bug mage and he's showed up again.
07:35:42 er: I don't think night vision will help, either.
07:35:55 er: The thing is casting light.
07:36:13 er: Better off using a scrying spell.
07:36:44 Devastator: Saeko's bad at those, though.
07:36:52 Devastator: and good at buffing vision.
07:36:58 Devastator: could change the wording.
07:38:45 er: Both me and Ekrov are good at scrying.
07:40:27 er: Stoopid minmax brainiac, making my generalist build look bad in specific circumstances.
07:42:51 er: I'll show you Ekrov, I'll paint something both technically marvelous and emotionally evocative!
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07:45:28 Devastator: man, that should be fun.
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07:45:52 Devastator: "I'll show you Ekrov, I'll paint something both technically marvelous and emotionally evocative!"
07:45:59 Devastator: Also, feel free to scry.
07:47:48 sy: Ekrov is an inhumanly good artist.
07:48:39 Devastator: Ekrov is better, but it should be fun fun.
07:48:50 sy: He's like Da Vinci, but he doesn't even need to cut you open to draw a realistic, detailed, and accurate image of your heart.
07:49:50 Devastator: Should do Dali, paint people melting. ;-p
07:50:17 sy: Nah, Ekrov is way more Da Vinci. A very grounded, scientific sort.
07:50:31 sy: Dali's, like, the exact opposite.
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07:55:16 MJ: You can’t capture it it’s not damaged enough yet.
07:55:32 Devastator: Nah, you can do so at full health.
07:55:37 Devastator: low health makes it more likely.
07:55:59 MJ: Oh right, forgot that was thing.
07:57:16 er:
syv, I have better Will than Ekrov
07:57:31 Devastator: Isn't painting based on Kno?
07:57:36 MJ: someone out there has used their masterball on a magikarp. I want to meet that person.
07:57:53 Devastator: I can't remember ever using a masterball.
07:57:55 er: Which is charisma, and I asked ages back if that can be used for art and it can
07:58:08 Devastator: so there's grounds for an art-off, then!
07:58:16 er: Which is pretty much why Zavi has d8 and d8
07:58:25 syv: Ahh, see, there's the difference between Ekrov and Zavi's styles!
07:58:48 syv: Ekrov draws a very structural and photorealistic style. Zavi draws anime.
07:59:09 Devastator: will edit turn to only boost zavi's vision, then, as scrying probably doesn't need it.
07:59:10 MJ: So one uses int for art the other uses Char?
07:59:16 syv: Amusingly, Ekrov is the one with Animate.
07:59:40 er: Zavi can only draw anime with Ekrov's help, currently. :p
07:59:44 syv: I'm 90% sure it's just Dubs being his standard seat-of-the-pants GM.
08:00:01 Devastator: pfft, only Saeko would know anime exists.
08:00:34 er: Though I guess she did draw one anime before.
08:00:41 syv: Also, Cabal has a very flexible system, so you can argue for many actions using one or another stat just by shifting your method a little.
08:01:01 syv:
Dev, Anime is derived from Disney, and I don't think we have any America in this setting.
08:01:18 syv: Alkahest might be the designated America, but Ekrov is implied to be Slavic, so...
08:01:27 Devastator: also from alkahest.
08:03:39 er: Yeah, I should try to find the flesh scroll version of animate
08:05:01 Devastator: lots of awesome words.
08:06:30 syv: Still need to test banish.
08:07:01 MJ: Also just cause I’m here. When works for you guys to do a movie night?
08:07:43 syv: Uhh. Most any nights, sooner is better than later, as I won't be awake this early for most of next week.
08:07:57 Devastator: I gotta come in at 5 AM for the next two weeks.
08:08:46 MJ: So that’s what....8PM my time?
08:08:51 syv: So do you wake up before work, meaning a movie night would just need to start earlier, or meaning it's basically a no-go for now?
08:09:06 Devastator: it would need to start earlier.
08:09:12 Devastator: got some relatives over and such.
08:09:45 syv: Mm. Somewhat troublesome for me, but as long as its not earlier than 2200 EST, I can deal.
08:10:09 syv: Also, I work Sunday morning, as always. So not that night, or starting at/after midnight. :\
08:10:42 er: You are elves, working in Santa's workshop. You have been given a secret mission by the Pope. You must kill santa, so that Christmas will once again be about christ.
08:11:05 Devastator: that should be ok, then.
08:11:09 syv: Ohh. I think it's 7 AM for you? I'm -5 GMT, PST is -8, you're -6, I thiiink?
08:11:13 MJ: Hmm, I will have a shit internet connection after this week. So I will need to know what movies we are doing before then.
08:11:14 Devastator: that's 1900-2100 my time.
08:11:57 MJ: Damn Canadians and your strange time keeping :P
08:12:10 syv: -5 is 0312 right now, so you're -6 if it's currently 0212
08:14:08 syv: Also, the US west coast is also PST, it's not Canadians that are weird.
08:14:22 syv: Well, not as far as time keeping, anyway.
08:14:34 MJ: I was making a joke about 24 hour time more so then time zones.
08:14:41 Devastator: I'm just doing that because of
syv.
08:15:14 syv: 24 hour time is better REEEEEE
08:16:01 MJ: Bah any time keeping that me do math in my head is worse :P
08:17:56 MJ: But cool, I’m free pretty much any night.
08:18:37 syv: We gotta select a specific night.
08:18:59 syv: Tomorrow? Friday evening, 2200 EST?
08:19:16 syv: 1900 for
Dev, 2100 for
MJ.
08:19:57 Devastator: Tomorrow is also thursday evening.
08:20:22 MJ: I should be able to do that. I may be like 30 mintues late but should be doable.
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08:20:55 syv: If he's gonna be 30 minutes late, I can sleep in another 30 minutes...
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08:21:46 syv: If 2130 would be easier for you, let's do it then.
08:21:57 syv: I gotta wake up early for this, and I appreciate extra sleep.
08:22:07 MJ: That works be easier for me
08:22:45 syv: Now
ER just needs to wake up and say whether he'll be available...
08:26:17 syv: I said Friday, but that's because I'm dumb and forgot the day changes at midnight.
08:28:07 MJ: Also I should probably go sleep.
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08:36:56 Devastator: yeah, lets go for that.
08:38:23 Devastator: lemme make sure I have terminator 2.
08:55:43 Devastator: I mean, I know the dog's just happy to be carrying something, but it really does look like it wants to attack the... apple?
08:56:15 syv: I think the sword is just a very careful photoshop.
09:12:28 Devastator: I'd like to imagine someone's selling dog toys that are that sword.
09:13:47 syv: I would totally buy that, even if my dog wouldn't hold it by the hilt.
09:13:59 syv: Could almost certainly train her to, though.
09:14:01 Devastator: just need to train dog.
09:16:38 syv: I can find sif figures easily enough
09:17:18 syv: I'm pretty sure any sword replicas are gonna be relatively fragile, though. Not dog safe.
09:18:48 Devastator: dogs are pretty rough.
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