ERLOG 2019-10-13

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00:36:51 Piecewise: http://is2.4chan.org/v/1570926675021.webm
00:37:10 Piecewise: Some lucky bastard got a wand of "Always cast magic missile" and stuck 3 chainsaws on it
00:38:03 Devastator: nifty.
00:39:29 Devastator: groovy, almost.
00:47:24 Devastator: wait, there's a giga black hole?
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01:51:08 Elastic_Ridicule is now known as ER
01:52:17 Devastator: apparently there's a giga black hole.
01:52:29 ER: apparently
01:55:52 ER: https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE
01:58:43 ER: bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin
02:07:54 ER: such a good song
02:59:36 Devastator: “Someone should write up a comprehensible explanation of renormalization theory that at least two people can understand, preferably one of whom is the author!”
03:06:02 syv has joined #einsteinianroulette
03:13:56 ER: hullo
03:14:02 Devastator: hullo.
03:14:22 syv: hullo.
03:15:23 ER: how are you doing? terrible?
03:15:35 syv: Me? Yes.
03:15:52 syv: Well, not at the moment. But in general.
03:16:00 ER: cool
03:40:58 ER: lup has an RTD now
03:41:35 syv: Oh?
03:41:52 ER: im a bird
03:41:58 ER: with a SWORD
03:42:47 syv: Gotta go, bye
03:42:49 ER: this un http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=174790.0
03:42:51 ER: k
03:42:57 syv: Be back soon
03:42:58 Devastator: yeah.
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03:44:48 Devastator: and yes, birb with sord.
03:45:14 ER: you can tell that it's the best sword, because none of the other swords are bigger
03:46:13 ER: I went to the sword store, and bought the best sword, because I'm good at picking swords
03:46:32 Devastator: aww.
03:46:36 Devastator: but does it have a yellow hilt?
03:46:49 ER: it has a pommel!
03:47:03 ER: I can unscrew it and end someone rightly with it
03:49:51 Devastator: Thag should have fun.
03:50:02 Devastator: run up to obstacle, go 'urk' then try to bash way in.
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04:21:56 Devastator: heya.
04:22:09 ER: https://youtu.be/OxLH0nnUnCY
04:22:09 syv: heya.
04:23:46 ER: <3
04:24:46 ER: it's useless to resist!
04:24:53 ER: your efforts will be wasted!
04:25:32 syv: :(
04:34:24 syv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qb9YsWhEA
04:34:31 syv: ER!
04:34:34 syv: song
04:34:48 ER: but shadow
04:34:49 syv: 'Tis an Arty song.
04:35:01 syv: This is a shadow song too
04:35:08 ER: hmm
04:35:11 ER: I'll allow it
04:35:12 syv: Better, an abyss song. Deeeep shadow.
04:35:58 ER: artie hasa reasonable excuse for being edgy though. ;
04:36:26 ER: the besy edginess is unaccountable edge
04:36:50 syv: His excuse isn't that unreasonable
04:37:13 syv: He charged into a pit of evil alone except for his sword, shield, and puppy.
04:37:19 syv: That's a terrible idea.
04:37:42 ER: but very knightly!
04:38:08 syv: Knights are dumb.
04:38:15 syv: Look at Alexander.
04:38:15 ER: of course!
04:39:31 ER: damn, phantom sif can limp?
04:39:41 syv: Yeah?
04:39:47 syv: You never noticed?
04:40:03 ER: dunno, I've never really used sif
04:40:10 ER: also I've never won that fight so
04:40:15 syv: But pup--
04:40:18 syv: Wait what
04:40:24 syv: You've never beaten Manus?
04:40:27 syv: What?
04:40:31 ER: nope
04:40:40 ER: gaaaaave up
04:40:47 syv: Why not?
04:40:50 syv: Why?
04:41:02 ER: Cause I wanted to beat the game.
04:41:23 ER: the bosses aren't actually my favorite part
04:41:25 syv: Next are you gonna tell me that you've only beaten it once?
04:42:21 ER: I've beaten it once, using power within and dragon king axe's r2 to do absurdly high damage
04:42:45 syv: The game, or Manus?
04:43:03 ER: my first character is still sitting at oolacile sanctuary because I'm not good enough to beat arty with a faith build
04:43:13 ER: I haven't beaten manus or kalameet ever
04:43:17 syv: What
04:43:20 syv: Do I even know you...?
04:43:27 ER: I'm bad
04:43:36 syv: But you aren't tho
04:43:43 syv: I've played with you, you're totally decent
04:43:45 ER: I usually give up before O&S anyways
04:44:24 ER: I enjoy the game up to sif's then it pretty much stops being good
04:44:31 ER: uh
04:44:32 ER: sens
04:44:44 syv: You should really beat Kalameet sometime, at least.
04:45:01 syv: Like I'll send you a leveled char or something, it's just a really cool fight
04:54:48 Devastator: it's about a stage 2 dragon, but fortunately it doesn't just fly-strafe you forever.
04:56:35 syv: "Stage 2 dragon"?
04:57:39 ER: doesn't he pretty much strafe you to death forever?
04:58:12 syv: Kalameet does indeed, until you have Gough shoot him down.
04:58:28 Devastator: Ahh.
04:58:32 Devastator: PW sent me to him first.
04:58:55 ER: yeah, you can go into that boss arena before that
05:00:05 syv: Erm. I'm pretty sure you have to at least see Kalameet start to strafe at you before you can get Gough to shoot him?
05:00:23 Devastator: I get lost easily.
05:00:24 Devastator: no idea.
05:18:12 Devastator: found a torch for the dark cave.
05:18:20 Devastator: drinking a lot of water.
05:18:59 syv: Which method?
05:19:59 Devastator: what method?
05:20:02 Devastator: found a torch.
05:21:00 syv: Water drinking
05:21:09 Devastator: yeah.
05:21:11 Devastator: water drinking.
05:22:19 syv: There's two methods of drinking stuff, holding down, and right clicking a flask.
05:22:28 syv: Flask drinking is vastly faster.
05:22:37 Devastator: I have two full flasks.
05:25:08 ER: hey, a random shoppe
05:26:30 Devastator: shotgunner almost had me.
05:26:36 Devastator: returning to just holding down.
05:26:47 ER: circle of water, large firebolt spiral shot, blood cloud, sea of oil
05:26:53 ER: so... not very useful
05:27:55 syv: You can right click a flask to drink it even while floating in water, though...?
05:28:33 Devastator: yeah, but I can't see what's going on.
05:28:36 Devastator: shotgunner almost killed me.
05:29:01 ER: can I right click an empty flask while underwater to breathe from it
05:30:17 syv: Never tried it.
05:38:26 Devastator: "slime blood" "teleportitis" "More Hatred"
05:38:29 Devastator: wow, what shitty perks.
05:39:55 syv: Slime blood's arguably decent.
05:40:00 syv: As is hatred.
05:40:12 syv: At least they're not harmful, like teleportitis...
05:40:15 ER: concept of medicene
05:40:36 ER: hmm? but slime blood is harmful
05:40:47 ER: it makes you slower when you get hit
05:41:26 syv: And it protects you from fire better than water, and reduces hitsrun
05:42:12 Piecewise: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1570928742851.png
05:42:29 ER: spell babe
05:42:44 Piecewise: Slimeblood also has a hidden effect where you take 50% less projectile damage
05:45:07 Devastator: ahh
05:45:11 Devastator: uh oh.
05:45:30 Piecewise: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1570941185112.png
05:45:54 Devastator: there are worse effects than nuke.
05:46:11 Devastator: had an always cast acid trail wand.
05:46:21 Devastator: with triple dispersion and casts 3/spells a turn.
05:46:34 Devastator: fired it once and the world drowned in acid.
05:46:49 syv: That's a great wand to have though
05:47:09 Devastator: maybe.
05:47:11 Devastator: if I'd lived.
05:47:13 Piecewise: Always cast nuke with chainsaw on it
05:47:20 Devastator: I wasn't expecting nearly as much acid.
05:47:31 Piecewise: otherwise known as the "alt-f4"
05:47:48 Devastator: "Immune to explosions, motherfucker!"
05:47:57 Piecewise: Not immune to game crash
05:48:08 Devastator: oh
05:49:21 ER: torch!
05:50:13 ER: gotta love sawblade, fast recharge, 6 deg dispersion
05:50:36 ER: safest just to shove it in an enemy's face and click once :V
05:53:32 ER: fuckin
05:53:39 ER: I was behind cover
05:54:15 ER: a single shotgun pellet bounces off the lump of ground in front of me and lazily sails into my head, taking my last 4 HP
05:54:18 ER: I call hp
05:54:21 ER: bs
05:54:35 Devastator: motherfucker.
05:54:37 Devastator: no wands again.
05:55:43 Devastator: well, dead due to having zero wands.
05:55:53 ER: git gud
05:56:03 Devastator: I need something by level 3.
05:57:14 ER: https://youtu.be/jkKlDF9wqvU
05:57:40 Devastator: canada geese!
05:57:56 ER: honk
05:59:04 Devastator: got meleed by an ice skull.
05:59:11 Devastator: more or less entirely because I couldn't do any damage.
06:01:22 ER: anyway, this game https://store.steampowered.com/app/632470
06:01:38 ER: soon
06:03:18 Devastator: anyway, updating k-com this weekend.
06:03:30 Devastator: since it's canadian thanksgiving, that'll probably be monday morning.
06:07:23 Devastator: hmm.
06:07:26 Devastator: maybe tomorrow night, then.
06:07:30 Devastator: not much to roll for.
06:08:20 ER: https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/632470/ss_fc6969799ebf19fd2a2c8a986c9419e053606a17.jpg
06:10:13 Devastator: well, no, yeah.
06:10:44 ER: I'm honestly really really excited for this game
06:11:14 Devastator: have fun
06:12:03 Devastator: although fuck the misused aphostrophe.
06:29:47 ER: mm
06:29:57 ER: tima take a nap, probably
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06:59:13 Devastator: always casts acid trail, 9x sparkbolt with trigger.
06:59:15 Devastator: woob.
07:00:31 Devastator: well, that's a frightening item.
07:01:18 Devastator: phew.
07:01:20 Devastator: it's only the first shot.
07:01:54 Devastator: oh my god what a horrifying thing.
07:09:05 syv: Always casts nuke, chainsaw.
07:09:18 Devastator: nah, it's the always acid trail wand.
07:09:21 Devastator: it's just horrific.
07:11:45 Devastator: welp, died, enemy had superwand.
07:12:59 Devastator: and was taking half damage.
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09:05:16 er: I'm not tired enough to stay still for another hour, so I guess it's morning now.
09:05:37 er: Good morning.
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18:57:44 Devastator: hmm
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19:30:09 er: Tired
20:30:14 Devastator: ok.
23:01:06 Piecewise: Whew
23:01:14 Piecewise: finally done with Grievous
23:01:39 Piecewise: painting tiny lightsabers is a nightmare
23:03:16 Piecewise: Now I can work on these metal slugs
23:03:27 Piecewise: Now...tank first or mech...I think mech
23:04:39 Devastator: up to you.
23:04:42 Devastator: and METAL SLUG
23:08:48 Devastator: MISSION ALL OVER
23:20:10 Devastator: FLAME THROWER
23:21:51 Devastator: ENEMY CHASER
23:21:57 Piecewise: https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/1178108832582639616
23:21:59 Piecewise: Hey dev
23:22:09 Piecewise: how do you feel about physical drm on kids toys?
23:22:55 Devastator: Oh man.
23:23:28 Devastator: That seems.. entirely normal for all kinds of toys, really.
23:27:11 Devastator: I did have a chat with someone in person who was worried about chinese knockoffs. Wish I'd had a re-do for that conversation.
23:27:21 Devastator: that is, chinese knockoffs of his stuff.
23:28:17 Piecewise: Chinese knockoffs are literally inevitable, just like piracy.
23:28:26 Devastator: should have said that plain.
23:28:30 Devastator: there will be knockoffs.
23:28:41 Piecewise: as long as there is enough of desire, it will happen.
23:29:01 Devastator: taking some precautions is ok, but don't compromise on quality. If you make good stuff, people will look you up for parts, replacements, and the next piece of equipment.
23:29:24 Piecewise: Indeed
23:29:34 Piecewise: there are lots of chinese knockoffs of gundam kits
23:29:44 Piecewise: bandai is still making tons of money
23:30:10 Devastator: That's been made more and more clear in this job, too. If you have a nice easy phone number and e-mail addy for parts and can get them to me quickly, my boss doesn't give one fuck how much they cost.
23:30:24 Devastator nods.
23:32:00 Devastator: Although there are limits. Paying 900 bucks for about 3 bucks worth of PVC piping and fittings is too mcuh.
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