ERLOG 2019-10-12

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00:00:00 Devastator: Heya Piecewise.
00:01:38 Piecewise: Hello
00:05:19 Devastator: welp.
00:15:37 ER has joined #einsteinianroulette
00:15:46 Devastator: heya.
00:15:59 ER: hai
00:18:17 Devastator: well, lets see how Lupa handles the caveman.
00:52:25 Devastator: K-com turn, ER?
00:53:37 ER: build twenty ravens
00:56:15 Devastator: kk.
01:03:53 Piecewise: Build a murder of ravens
01:04:03 Piecewise: Build a raven of murder
01:04:27 Devastator: Sigh.
01:04:31 Devastator: Ahh, it's ok.
01:04:34 ER: build a *murder* [wink, wink] of, "RAVENS".
01:04:57 Devastator: Hmm.
01:05:05 Devastator: A raven would absolutely murder kaiju.
01:05:13 Devastator: At least a Polaris Raven.
01:08:49 Piecewise: Polaris raven?
01:09:30 Piecewise: Oh
01:10:49 Devastator: Yeah.
01:11:04 Devastator: another obscure game from dev.
01:11:07 Devastator: what else would you expect?
01:14:39 Devastator: At least I think I've brought up that one before.
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01:26:20 Devastator: ok.
01:26:30 Devastator: enemy post is one of the bay12 regulars, right?
01:26:39 ER: ye
01:27:29 Devastator: dang, could have used another person.
01:32:01 Piecewise: https://i.imgur.com/xli7WqW.jpg
01:32:05 Piecewise: Hmm
01:32:24 Piecewise: "Giga Death Cross now properly giga"
01:32:27 Piecewise: oh dear
01:32:50 Devastator: uh oh.
01:33:41 Devastator: -added small safety rooms to the start of Snowy Depths, Hissi Base, and The Vaule.
01:33:43 Devastator: Vault.
01:33:46 Devastator: Dammit.
01:35:34 Devastator: Looks like Ferp got dolphinned.
01:44:47 ER: dolhpin'd
01:45:54 Devastator: dolph finned.
01:46:44 Devastator: well, the caveman has been approved.
01:46:54 Devastator: now how long until someone talks to the caveman and the twilight zone begins.
02:08:08 Piecewise: Dolphin Lungrin
02:50:54 Devastator: Aww.
02:51:04 Devastator: New Dragon Warrior TAS.
02:51:18 Devastator: The starting RNG seed is set by the name of the main character.
02:51:34 Devastator: the previous runs have used the name '!'
02:51:39 Devastator: New one is 'Y'
02:51:42 Devastator: which is less fun.
02:51:47 ER: why
02:51:54 ER: Y tho
02:51:58 Devastator: Single character for speed.
02:52:09 Devastator: and apparently Y makes it take less time to manipulate stuff.
02:53:34 Devastator: sadly it's up to about 75% bot-driven this time, and will probably be the last version to have any hand input.
03:05:23 Piecewise: http://is2.4chan.org/toy/1570846731286.jpg
03:05:25 Piecewise: Hmmm
03:07:15 Devastator: hmmm?
03:17:47 Devastator: You got a problem with dickcannon?
03:24:15 Piecewise: Of course not
03:24:59 ER: inferior to metal gear rex's dick laser cannon
03:34:53 Devastator: METAL GEAR DICK
03:36:59 Piecewise: I think this might be too spicy for discord
03:37:00 Piecewise: http://is2.4chan.org/v/1570850532967.png
03:37:52 ER: fairly spicy
03:38:01 Devastator: Heh.
03:38:19 Devastator: blizzard protestor?
03:38:39 Devastator: and yeah, that's a bad image to have following you forever.
03:39:33 ER: lots of people deleting their accounts, so blizz did the classy thing and made it harder to delete your account
03:40:19 Piecewise: Remove the "C" and "L" from that description and you have the correct word
03:41:26 Devastator: That may have not been more than a very ill-timed temporary failure.
03:41:44 ER: yes
03:50:52 ER: hmm, wouldn't syv be around now?
03:51:12 Devastator: sometimes.
03:51:20 Devastator: I do look around for people, but not all the time.
04:30:37 Devastator: syv, if you're around.
04:30:40 Devastator: Irony gave you money.
04:30:55 Devastator: I can do K-com this weekend if you post or tell me here.
04:39:45 Devastator: ...
04:39:57 Devastator: Ryu, you are the god of the universe, you fucking magnificent bastard.
04:39:57 ER: .
04:40:29 Devastator: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/492445701?
04:40:35 Devastator: The level he starts at 1 hour and 22 minutes.
06:48:00 Devastator: Sorry Paris.\
06:48:03 Devastator: I can't resist.
06:57:36 parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
06:58:34 parisbre56: Who could resist Sherry?
06:58:55 ER: is that the fizzy booze?
06:59:01 parisbre56: Speech+Telepathy+Psychology
06:59:35 ER: smelly human
07:00:23 parisbre56: everybody knows humans are the sexiest beings in the Galaxy
07:00:29 parisbre56: just look at Mass effect
07:00:36 ER: false
07:00:43 parisbre56: or star trek
07:01:16 ER: in mass effect, asari are the sexiest beings in the galaxy, and they just look human to our perception, see
07:01:50 ER: so like, they're not hotter than us, but they're objectively hotter because they're attractive to more people
07:01:58 ER: science
07:03:43 Devastator: heya paris.
07:03:53 Devastator: literal caveman.
07:03:55 Devastator: can't help it.
07:04:33 parisbre56: bonk on head and drag to cave
07:04:41 Devastator: Hard to do in this van.
07:04:51 Devastator: I'm trying to think of what the most ridiculous thing would be.
07:05:33 parisbre56: well, I suggested a bee golem on discord
07:05:48 parisbre56: a golem made out of a bunch of bees
07:05:58 parisbre56: name it Oprah
07:07:03 ER: cashews
07:07:55 Devastator: ok.
07:08:00 Devastator: decided on eyebrow wiggles.
07:09:33 ER: I still haven't read the intro post btw
07:11:36 Devastator: it's nothing to worry about.
07:11:51 Devastator: some kinda cyberpunk post apocalyptic magic setting.
07:11:58 Devastator: seemed perfect for Thag.
07:17:40 ER: https://youtu.be/CGKlSjD-zzs
07:27:27 parisbre56: I hope I'll have Draggy's timeskip finished this weekend.
07:27:48 parisbre56: every time I tried within the week I just ended up falling asleep
07:28:26 ER: at least you're not as slow as syv~
07:28:54 ER: or as fast as PW for that matter
07:29:02 Devastator: yay.
07:29:09 ER: I can only actually keep up with PW half the time
07:29:10 Devastator: any spoilers to leak before it's done?
07:30:56 Devastator: and thanks for running draggy.
07:31:11 Devastator: I'm still waiting for someone who doesn't know to figure out it's star wars.
07:31:49 ER: uh, does thag have a class?
07:32:19 Devastator: Nah.
07:32:22 Devastator: nothing useful.
07:32:34 Devastator: and base money was enough to buy all the gear.
07:32:49 Devastator: Don't figure anything would help much, anyway.
07:35:30 ER: man, people RP a lot when I'm gone for a while ;p
07:35:45 ER: also, a loincloth isn't leather armor you dummy
07:36:09 Devastator: I know that.
07:36:14 Devastator: but the GM didn't have an entry for it.
07:36:23 parisbre56: yeah, should had used "my rock hard and" instead :P
07:36:30 parisbre56: *abs
07:36:33 Devastator: I'd be fine going without that, or the club too.
07:36:38 ER: the GM doesn't have an entry for clothes, either
07:36:45 ER: a loincloth is clothes
07:37:09 Devastator: but I think Lupin would be one of the ones who panics from me wanting less gear.
07:37:25 parisbre56: anyway, if you want something non-spoilery, you'll be taught how to refill a kolto tank
07:37:38 Devastator: Yay!
07:37:43 Devastator: with the mouth?
07:37:45 Devastator: ;-p
07:38:11 Devastator: "I got this character with no gear and I have to give the player something so he doesn't feel useless!"
07:38:13 ER: I totally thought that we started with $0 at first, and that would probably make a bit more sense
07:38:41 ER: we don't really have a hard time getting anything we want from the current armory.
07:39:55 Devastator: no.
07:40:00 Devastator: but not everything.
07:43:59 Devastator: ANyway, if you see a profession ok for a caveman, let me know.
07:47:36 Devastator: I think I'll downgrade those on the charsheet as the turns go on.
07:54:15 parisbre56: well, you could ask for a special "Savage" profession that gives you... I dunno, a horse and a bow? go full Mongolian horde?
07:54:31 ER: no other lizards or birds here, right?
07:54:31 parisbre56 is now known as parisbre56[Away]
07:54:38 ER: hey get back here
07:54:57 parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
07:55:22 parisbre56: hmm. no WiFi signal in this particular spot of the house
07:55:30 parisbre56: but if I take a step to the left it's fine
07:55:44 Devastator: Nah, I don't need any of that.
07:55:52 Devastator: it'll come or it won't.
07:57:14 ER: yeah, so no birds or lizards. No REAL people.
07:57:47 ER: just unevolved savages and constructs
08:03:00 Devastator: eh.
08:03:45 parisbre56: well, technically, humans are the real people and you're just horrible mutants and monsters
08:05:02 ER: Nah mate, birds are faster, stronger, and smarter.
08:05:36 Devastator: slower, weaker, and wimpier.
08:05:44 Devastator: that's more like it.
08:06:33 ER: fuggin humans
08:06:47 ER: thinkin the world revolves round you
08:07:03 Devastator: well, it's two-thirds right.
08:07:07 Devastator: better than yours.
08:17:59 parisbre56 is now known as parisbre56[Away]
08:19:29 Devastator: Thanks ER.
08:25:40 parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
08:25:57 parisbre56 is now known as parisbre56[Away]
08:42:16 Devastator: ok.
08:42:19 Devastator: slp tiem.
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16:20:43 Devastator: heya Piecewise.
16:21:15 Piecewise: honk
16:21:31 Piecewise: what was this cabal thing you were asking about?
16:21:57 Piecewise: I'm doing posts before running off to weather General Grievous so now is a good time.
16:22:13 Devastator: Ahh.
16:22:22 Devastator: Just wondering what horrible thing that critfail did.
16:22:43 Piecewise: Do a will roll of some kind to find out
16:22:48 Piecewise: will?
16:22:53 Piecewise: is it will?
16:22:57 Devastator: I don't know.
16:23:00 Devastator: I did will and end.
16:23:01 Piecewise: the stat
16:23:02 Devastator: prolly will first.
16:23:06 Devastator: ok.
16:23:12 Piecewise: Then yeah, will
16:23:24 Piecewise: I couldn't remember if I named it something different
16:23:29 Piecewise: like dig's "Nerve"
16:23:34 Devastator: ahh.
16:23:44 Piecewise: I'm a real asshole to my future self that way
16:23:47 Devastator: is it going to be murderous?
16:23:56 Piecewise: Well
16:24:05 Piecewise: murder implies harming another, so no?
16:24:16 Devastator: it'll happen probably as soon as I talk to someone else tomorrow, then.
16:25:07 Piecewise: I can tell you it happens on will rolls, it won't always occur since it invokes a different roll after, and that it isn't straight out "Kills dev"
16:25:21 Devastator: heh.
16:25:24 Piecewise: or kills passerby
16:25:34 Devastator: well, it isn't going to be 'kills dev', because I have a character.
16:25:42 Devastator: I'll find out soon.
16:26:05 Piecewise: Ah so you didn't notice the kinetic projectile drone hovering overhead
16:26:12 Piecewise: I mean
16:26:18 Piecewise: do you hear a buzzing?
16:26:24 Piecewise: Probably just a fly
16:26:27 Piecewise: nothing to worry about
16:27:13 Devastator: heh.
16:27:17 Piecewise: canned flavored sparkling water is weird
16:27:27 Piecewise: they always give it french names, often names that don't make sense
16:27:28 Devastator: heh.
16:27:51 Piecewise: like "The cross" and "Sun"
16:28:07 Devastator: heh.
16:28:19 Devastator: The main brand for that up here is called 'bubly'
16:28:47 Piecewise: When I was in french canada I saw them selling french named water too
16:28:56 Piecewise: which I assume must be quite silly to locals
16:29:11 Piecewise: who don't have the odd french fetish that americans do
16:29:44 Devastator: Heh.
16:29:59 Devastator: In Quebec it's prolly because they aren't French.
16:30:02 Devastator: they're Quebecoise.
16:32:29 Devastator: If it takes an actual will roll, not just talking to people and hiring services from them, it might be a while.
16:34:16 Devastator: I'll do one before too too long, though.
16:41:28 Piecewise: If you avoid it long enough I might just forget~
16:42:39 Devastator: I wouldn't be trying to avoid it, just doing what I planned on doing.
16:42:50 Devastator: if 'negotiate' counts, you could have it happen next turn.
16:47:41 Devastator: mmm.
16:48:30 Piecewise: Only magical uses of will, actually
16:49:10 Devastator: mmm.
16:49:16 Devastator: will be some time then.
16:49:30 Devastator: probably when I expand something next then.
16:49:49 Devastator: I think that's will and not end since I'm summoning more of an object.
16:50:42 Devastator: next time I will do that for certain is when enlarging Benedict and his new harness.
16:50:54 Devastator: may or may not do it before then.
16:51:09 Devastator: yeah, was going to do that on the precious metals a bit.
16:51:13 Devastator: so that's when it'll happen.
16:52:46 Devastator: I think silver was more lkely since I wanted to incorporate that into the new harness.
16:57:33 Devastator: wanted to see if I could use it as an impromptu reflect word.
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18:47:56 er buzzes angrily.
18:49:07 Devastator: buzz?
18:51:40 er: Bzzzzzz
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19:51:34 Devastator: I'll try to do K-com tomorrow.
19:51:41 Devastator: thanks.
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21:13:27 Devastator: :(
21:13:36 Devastator: Read the mook turn.
23:08:34 Devastator: oh well.
23:08:35 Devastator: ;-p
23:08:51 Devastator: the players had fun.
23:53:35 Piecewise: Good rolls
23:53:39 Piecewise: whatcha gonna do
23:53:48 Piecewise: Admittedly this is AFTER a TPK so
23:54:31 Devastator: Yeah.
23:54:35 Devastator: well, not quite a TPK..
23:54:41 Devastator: except those damn immortals.
23:54:49 Devastator: but yeah, that's how things go.
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