ERLOG 2019-09-24

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00:20:24 Devastator: Heya.
00:20:32 ER: hai
00:29:21 Devastator: have fun.
00:34:01 ER: https://youtu.be/4fo__Sh0nIg
00:36:28 Devastator: laser technical guy.
00:43:13 Devastator: http://youtu.be/Y2j3hsZPikw
00:47:12 ER: thunder, rain and lightening!
00:47:18 ER: danger, water rising!
00:59:51 Devastator: enjoy your laser technicals.
01:00:04 ER: delicious lasers
01:00:26 ER: wonder if lasers do useful damage to kaiju. guess we'll find out
01:09:44 Devastator: Well, you don't have good info, but they seem pretty impressive.
01:10:39 Devastator: Can eat right through a few inches of steel, although they seem to operate in pulses rather than a big ol beam of death.
01:11:49 ER: "seem to"? :P
01:13:01 Devastator: Yeah. The trigger goes and the target goes bang and you can't see it.
01:13:05 Devastator: it's not star wars!
01:13:21 ER: I mean, I made the thing, presumably I know how it works
01:13:36 Devastator: I'd rather not go down the tinker black hole of explaining everything.
01:13:45 Devastator: You guys do have the omnidisciplinary scientists again, btw.
01:16:14 Devastator: but you have a neat truck with a big ol lazer gun on the back, and it's cool with cables around and a big box o batteries and electric stuff.
01:21:00 ER: https://youtu.be/4L3T02RlIhg
01:21:04 ER: blood thermite
01:24:17 Devastator: Also, forgot to remove the extra one buck for your bid.
01:24:54 ER: :)
01:25:28 ER: with two platoons using DU rounds, I'm gonna get SO MANY points from this first battle!
01:27:54 Devastator: Do say that specifically when the other half of the turns are up.
01:28:04 Devastator: and yeah, they do help. At least that's what you've heard.
01:29:02 ER: how do the sellers feel about getting 1 buck for it? :P
01:29:43 Devastator: Not super happy, but in my head 1 buck is more like ~10k.
01:30:29 ER: next time I'll be sure to offer 0.0001 buck
01:32:24 Devastator: heh.
01:32:27 Devastator: nah, minimum is 1 buck.
01:36:18 Devastator: I can't believe I found two red diamonds.
01:37:54 Devastator: base value for a cut red diamond is 300.
01:40:12 Devastator: it'll be 600 x quality level when encrusting something.
01:40:48 Devastator: 12000 if it comes out to be a masterwork.
02:52:09 Devastator: I'd explain more info about the points system, but it's really the political guys who should get that info.
03:52:56 ER: well, any info people get I can steal =)
03:53:15 ER: I'll just have to threaten Irony with a knife for that intel
03:54:13 ER has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
03:55:33 Devastator: Go for it.
03:59:44 Devastator: uh.
03:59:47 Devastator: well, that didn't go as expected.
03:59:54 Devastator: apparently some human bit the werecreature.
04:39:23 Devastator: any syv?
04:50:19 Devastator: :-(
06:31:30 Devastator: ok.
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10:04:42 Devastator: heya.
10:05:08 Devastator: yeah, it was a slaughter. Only one-ish of the humans was well armed enough to kill the werebeast and blew it.
10:05:19 Devastator: lost a couple of dwarves, but there shouldn't be anyone infected around, hopefully.
10:05:23 syv: heya.
10:05:42 Devastator: Was very, very cheesed because I'd just made six weapons from imported steel RIGHT THEN.
10:06:03 syv: How'd it get in?
10:06:15 syv: Second level doors?
10:12:13 Devastator: Oh, no, not like that.
10:12:19 Devastator: the visitors are all in the pub.
10:12:25 Devastator: I can't order them to hide.
10:12:35 Devastator: so they got slaughtered.
10:12:40 Devastator: the dead dwarves were outside.
10:15:41 syv: Where was it detected?
10:16:11 Devastator: right near the edge of the map.
10:16:35 syv: Did you lock the doors...?
10:17:06 Devastator: I did raise the bridge, but it was outside.
10:17:29 syv: So... no.
10:17:44 Devastator: Yeah, but why would I lock the doors?
10:17:53 Devastator: I'm not worried about the occasional dead stray dwarf with this fort.
10:18:26 syv: Because then it has to tear down doors to get in? And you seemed to not want it to get in and kill people?
10:19:31 Devastator: Tearing down doors is easy, though.
10:19:39 Devastator: and it would have likely just murdered all the animals.
10:21:36 Devastator: It would have had to rip down a door to get to the visitors, and maybe I should have done that, but I kinda would rather have had them all die than get infected.
10:22:38 syv: Tearing down doors is easy, but werecritters don't spend much time in a buildingdestroyer form.
10:22:49 Devastator: ahh, fair enough.
10:23:15 Devastator: enough time to win a fight with like 12 armed soldiers, though.
10:23:45 syv: Plus if they went through the front door, there's three right in a row. The second level... balcony, thing, thay only has one door, and wouldn't work, but... eh.
10:24:02 Devastator: That's not what the entrance looks like.
10:24:05 Devastator: want me to fire up the stream?
10:26:24 Devastator: and it never got in the door.
10:26:37 Devastator: it got to the pub, the humans walked out drunkenly and got murdered.
10:27:48 syv: Nah, no stream right now.
10:27:58 Devastator: ok.
10:28:04 Devastator: but yeah, rebuilt the entrance.
10:29:05 Devastator: Got the cabal stuff sorted?
10:29:32 Devastator: oh, on the plus side we can now melt all the human gear for more copper and bronze.
10:34:33 syv: I posted in Cabal, didn't out the bit about receiving 15 mana because your turn will happen first, so you'll have the mana to pay by then.
10:36:10 Devastator: I'm not likely to get the payout until next turn, this is the cleanup.
10:36:13 Devastator: but PW might move it forward.
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22:50:26 Piecewise: ER
22:50:34 Piecewise: FUCKING POST IN CABAL
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