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00:03:41 ER: do chatrooms have a couch I can lounge on?
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02:29:17 syv:
Devastator, "sparkledog" isn't a random term, it's specifically in reference to a stupid old Deviantart fad.
02:29:30 syv: Alida is not a sparkledog.
02:32:21 ER: I probably have questions but I can't think of the- oh
02:36:53 syv: Ehhh. Got to sleep a lot, so that was nice!
02:37:00 syv: But I haven't really done anything.
02:37:49 syv: Read a bunch more about 300 BLK (and a bunch of gun nut forum threads about copying the 9x39mm...), now I'm mad at America's general gun design philosophy again.
02:45:15 syv: I'm laying on the couch, one of the cats just ran by my head, leapt up onto the wall behind me, and scrabbled around at it for a second before falling and thumping down into the pillow behind me. Then writhed around chaotically for a moment, before righting herself and sprinting away.
02:45:56 ER: sometimes I think they kill ghosts or something
02:46:06 syv: Her name is Spots, as it happens.
02:46:39 syv: Probably chasing a mosquito or spider or something.
02:46:50 Devastator: or an eyeball floater.
02:48:29 Devastator: the tiny bits of dead blood vessel or whatever that float around inside your eyeballs.
02:49:52 syv: I think he knows what floaters are, he was just joking about how cats attack anything small and erratic.
02:50:12 ER: *about how cats attack anything
02:50:41 syv: I've never seen a cat attack a horse, unless the horse was trying to eat the cat's food.
02:51:20 syv: ...Kittens, though, kittens will attack anything.
02:52:33 ER: fun fact, part of the reason why sophia doesn't want to answer questions is because I forgot a lot of things and have to re-read what happened, and most of it is depressing
02:55:13 ER: refill my cup so that I can tell you more of my tragic life story *waggles eyebrows*
03:34:11 syv: I have nothing to say about PS, and of the other subjects I might discuss, I doubt there's any interest.
03:34:41 ER: nobody else posting in the thread. :(
03:35:56 Devastator: could stream something.
03:36:01 Devastator: could talk about mellowlink.
03:45:17 Devastator: I am admittedly not super interested in american gun naming conventions.
03:47:03 syv: Do we have any series all three of us watch?
03:47:14 syv: I have Jor with
ER, and Mellowlink with
Dev...
03:54:27 ER: I'm going to eat something, maybe watch mech-shooter while I'm busy with that
03:56:09 Devastator: I'll go stream hyperrogue while idling then.
04:30:18 ER: I'm not very good at cracking eggs :P
04:33:00 ER: don't tell me you're one of those people who like crunchy tacos
04:33:30 Devastator: if it's soft, it isn't a taco.
04:33:37 Devastator: it's a burrito or a wrap or something else.
04:35:59 syv: But it just supports the fact that tacos are strictly inferior to burritos and wraps and such.
04:37:17 ER: that's what a taco looks like
04:38:37 ER: non traditional variations: hard-shell tacos
04:41:45 ER: and frick you, it's straight out worse
04:42:00 ER: burritos are also good, but different from tacos
04:50:32 ER: man, I chased you off haven't I?
04:51:08 Devastator: probably make them tomorrow.
05:34:50 Devastator: lost a run with 350+ treasure at 84 minutes in, due to fucking up with the interface.
05:34:57 Devastator: I forgot the basic rule to never zoom too far away.
06:16:32 syv: Perhaps some fleas as well.
06:17:16 Devastator: as always, let me know if there's anything I can help with.
06:18:00 ER: my tactic is let mosquito land on my hand or arm, then bring it up to my mouth and try to eat it
06:18:54 ER: I'm not sure if it's ever worked, but fuck you I'm bigger that means you're MY food, not the other way around
06:18:57 syv: Mosquitos are simple. Quick slap, and done. Fleas, no, fleas are difficult to kill. Also, there's way more of them.
06:19:17 syv: ...Also eating mosquitos is a bad idea, I think. They can carry diease and all...
06:19:31 Devastator: usually blood borne ones.
06:21:27 syv: And the broring kind of bloodborne disease, not the kind that gives you eyes on the inside.
06:22:34 ER: the fact that I try to eat bloodsuckers as my initial reaction to one landing on my hand is probably a sign I have the beast curse already.
06:22:56 ER: anyway, want to watch Jorm to stop being sad?~
06:23:21 Devastator: Or mellowlink, to watch someone replacing SADNESS with REVENGE
06:24:20 ER: well those two are mutually exclusive, so I guess this is the part of the VN where you pick between my and
dev's paths
06:26:52 syv: My usual method doesn't work here.
06:27:01 syv: I'm pretty sure *neither* of you have tits.
06:27:16 Devastator:
ER goes to bed sooner.
06:27:22 Devastator: so you can watch an ep with him first.
06:28:10 syv: If I'm going to commit to not doing anything else tonight, I'll go read an ACTUAL VN. And I'm not gonna do that.
06:32:00 ER: so, what are you writing now?
06:32:31 syv: I'm sitting here petting a cat and doing nothing.
06:32:48 ER: dunno why you're not commiting to that then
06:33:32 syv: Because committing to it means I'll never do anything.
06:34:30 Devastator: except make a cat happy.
06:36:42 syv: It's a cat. It'd be far happier if I just gave it a bowl of food.
06:37:47 Devastator: although I've met some cats that like being petted just as much if not more.
06:38:37 syv: I've had very few cats like that, and none of these ones are among that group.
06:39:54 Devastator: maybe the competition for food makes them hungrier.
06:39:59 ER: go write Sophia finding a source of alcohol.
06:40:53 Devastator: go write Alida capering about as an improbably-sized canine.
06:45:06 syv: Egan, is Nier: Automata worth playing?
06:49:12 ER: sexy robots, stupid philosophy, murder
06:49:25 syv: I'd play BB instead, but no PS4.
06:49:37 syv: And yeah, I like all four of those things.
06:49:49 Devastator: I'm just not into sexy robots. And mostly play games nobody likes.
06:50:01 ER: love death and robots, I guess
06:50:26 Devastator: Nah, I'll just go read something.
06:53:37 ER: so yeah I think it'll work for you
06:53:54 ER: though might depend how much you like some RPG mechanics
06:53:59 syv:
Dev is too old to be interested in women, apparently.
06:55:08 ER: he might just be like me and be generically uninterested :P
06:56:13 Devastator: Eh, I just prefer characters to be dressed in games.
06:56:18 syv: ...And it occurs to me, I'm pretty sure he's... at least knowledgable about Nier, since he once dicussed the rhythm game bit with me, and as far as I know the main change ": Automata" adds is that the protag is a girl with a nice ass. So if he likes the original better this implies a dislike for ass.
06:56:50 syv: And yet you want me to write about Alida prancing around naked.
06:57:03 ER: all the androids are in fancy gothic clothes in automata
06:59:30 Devastator: I'd be happy if Alida had an outfit in wolf form.
07:01:29 Devastator: I don't think she's even realized there's a collar yet.
07:05:24 syv: ...A choker wouldn't be the worst place for a soul gem, really. On something vital, so it doesn't cause more minor severs to fullkill you, not loose like a necklace, and not on a primary target. Neck's rarely targeted front-on, and horizontal severs are way more likely to be deflected. Or generally just protected against.
07:05:36 ER: so yeah, you gonna play nier automata?
07:06:37 syv: Gotta download it first. Should probably also, like, play DaS 3 first.
07:07:32 ER: I'd love to hear what you think
07:07:54 Devastator: Is the collar metal?
07:08:49 Devastator: and yeah, a shot to the bottom of the neck on a horizontal wolf would be very hard.
07:09:03 Devastator: unless the target just got jumped on or something, but then you're looking at face.
07:09:36 ER: soul gem integrated into pacemaker
07:09:54 syv: The collar is segmented metal, yes.
07:11:00 Devastator: well, have to examine that if she discovers it exists.
07:11:15 ER: fully armored giant wardog alida when
07:12:31 Devastator: although full armour is probably overkill for most things.
07:12:45 syv: Something like that, but just flat untextured gold plates.
07:13:06 Devastator: just something to carry the gem, really.
07:13:40 syv: Also the obvious thing is to expand it into a full wolf collar.
07:13:50 Devastator: I don't think variable outfits have been noticed. Maybe when running into sasha again, get the coat back.
07:13:56 Devastator: That might raise questions about how it works.
07:14:13 Devastator: assuming it doesn't do that on it's own.
07:14:56 ER: I'm not sure that full armor is actually overkill
07:15:32 Devastator: Well, no, but it might be inefficient.
07:15:46 Devastator: Not sure how to get it, might take a lot of time and expense.
07:16:36 Devastator: Might be better spending soul to keep CC active a few more turns, for instance, or buffing with DwR instead.
07:17:05 ER: Yeah, Sharon lost a huge chunk while wearing armor
07:17:17 ER: which might just mean it's not worth bothering with, hehe
07:17:31 Devastator: Also, I think sharon only had to make it once.
07:17:49 Devastator: I suspect that making armour for alida will require changes between each witch, at least.
07:17:52 syv: No, she made it multiple times.
07:18:08 syv: She had TM IV and a gauntlet totem though, so some advantages there.
07:18:15 syv: She was also not exactly efficient.
07:18:59 syv: Having someone craft metal barding for you would be the best plan.
07:19:04 ER: why be efficient when you can be AWESOME
07:20:16 Devastator: Hmm, if making an artifact..
07:20:23 Devastator: Damn, that's a use for Ruler's Rune if I ever heard one.
07:21:49 syv: Crafting with RR still requires a roll.
07:22:05 Devastator: but you'd be able to do better than just ordinary stuff with it.
07:22:10 Devastator: At least I think you would be able to do that.
07:22:42 syv: Yes, but Ada's innocence sucks.
07:22:53 syv: As does Sophia's, if she picks up RR.
07:23:04 Devastator: Assist other is a thing, though.
07:23:49 Devastator: Plus it's crafting, so retrying should be possible.
07:25:43 ER: what can I say, we're chatty
07:26:01 syv: You two RP as little girls better than anyone else I know.
07:26:23 syv: And that actually includes some little girls.
07:29:38 syv: Is there actually boldtext in there somewhere about *where* you're heading?
07:29:55 syv: Are you going to walk into a bar and punch people until someone gives you beer?
07:30:05 syv: Or just head to Ada's house and steal her dad's?
07:39:20 ER: I don't think I have any boldtext myself
07:40:24 syv: Blame
Paris for not getting an update, then.
07:41:21 ER: well, he has boldtext to help sophia with her phone
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07:43:05 parisbre56: hey, I have no idea what kind of seedy bars this city has
07:43:38 parisbre56: Ada would just head in the general direction of the seediest part of town
07:44:03 parisbre56: and then rely on Sophia to actually pick a place, since she's supposed to have more experience with this sort of thing
07:44:23 ER: Ada might think so, but she really doesn't.
07:45:09 parisbre56: well, then I guess we'll just try the seediest looking bar we can find
07:45:18 parisbre56: walk into a biker gang or something
07:45:29 syv: Too late, already sent you your update.
07:45:42 syv: Also gimme some real boldtext that isn't IRC.
07:46:40 ER: damn you, people who use passwords!
07:46:52 ER: making it hard to steal your shit and all
07:47:24 syv: Somehow I feel like even the most idiotic of professional slavers would know the very basics of information security.
07:48:40 Devastator: You'd be suprised sometimes.
07:48:45 ER: too bad phones don't have souls, or I'd MC it to tell me all it's juicy secrets
07:49:05 Devastator: magical girls can do anything, after all.
07:49:09 parisbre56: hmm. over here you need to have an ID to get a SIM card. and written permission from your legal guardian if you're a minor. is it the same in PS land? or could we just buy one?
07:50:06 syv: You can just buy a phone, because I don't want to have to think about this.
07:50:12 ER: find a cyberpunk looking person, toss the phone at them shouting HACK THIS
07:51:09 syv: You could both try to hack it together. Assist actions ftw.
07:51:28 ER: probably should have thought about looting some money from those wallets
07:51:36 parisbre56: well, Ada did say she could give you one of her old phones (since she has no friends I'll just assume she kept them)
07:51:41 syv: ...Also, you, uh, have a sim card. You can just remove it from the locked phone.
07:52:56 ER: I'll assume that Sophia knows what money is, but not really... how to use it.
07:53:11 syv: ...Now I want to start screwing with the sim card and locking in mine, to see what transfers and what doesn't, but I also don't want to mess with it. Certainly not right now.
07:53:31 syv: There was a TON of junk you didn't loot/
07:53:55 ER: should still be some wallets in the glove box
07:54:05 ER: if I ever find that dmn jeep again
07:54:23 ER: oh well, I COULD try selling off this phone
07:57:01 parisbre56: since you say the phone is in airplane mode, that actually means you don't need the PIN code for the SIM card (at least that's how it works in most Android phones)
07:57:10 parisbre56: but it might have a PIN lock for the phone
07:58:07 parisbre56: also, SIM cards nowadays are just very simple identifiers. they have storage for SMS and phone numbers but almost nobody uses that.
07:58:34 parisbre56: but there might be some leftover SMS or phone numbers in there if it is an old SIM card taken from an old phone
08:00:54 syv: My phone's got a ton of contacts in the SIM. :\
08:01:34 syv: But yes, moving the sim won't get you much that's interesting.
08:02:00 syv: It'll just be a method to get service on another phone until the plan stops being paid, I guess.
08:03:22 ER: have to wonder if this phone's contents are horrifying
08:04:34 syv: *Ada unlocks the phone and opens gallery* "Holy shit what the fuck is this?! What is WRONG with you?!"
08:04:52 syv: *Sophia peaks over* "Oh. Huh. I thought she died. Oh well."
08:06:20 Devastator: There probably would be.. but yes, no.
08:06:35 ER: where's your commitment to realism
08:13:39 parisbre56: all the cool slavers are posting their child slavery pics on instaslave
08:14:51 Devastator: You don't want to know how it works.
08:15:22 parisbre56: more realistically, there could be bookmarks/login info to some darknet messaging board that facilitates anonymous slavery or something more realistic like that
08:15:48 parisbre56: then we can use that info to go [s]kill[/s] arrest them all
08:16:05 parisbre56: heh. that's an idea. a magical girl that thinks she's a superhero
08:16:15 Devastator: Wolf be scary after all.
08:16:40 parisbre56: she will huff and she will puff and she will bring the whole corrupt establishment down
08:16:56 Devastator: assuming she can get through the door and down the stairs, yes.
08:21:54 ER: but yeah if you want to be my murder buddies and work together to clean up this nation then that's fine
08:22:05 Devastator: I don't know if she can do that.
08:22:28 ER: you know how to MURDER don't you, Alida?
08:23:37 syv: I don't think she's murdered anyone yet.
08:34:39 Devastator: No, she hasn't murdered anyone.
08:34:55 Devastator: no kills on the witches eitehr.
08:35:00 parisbre56: I think it makes sense for MGs to not be complete psychopaths and feel bad about killing people
08:35:06 Devastator: did severely hurt someone with a volleyball.
08:35:25 parisbre56: and witches are probably not really alive
08:35:26 Devastator: I'd expect her first kill to be by accident, in all honesty.
08:35:51 parisbre56: wait, was guy in wires alive?
08:35:56 parisbre56: that would count as a kill
08:36:43 syv: He was, and I considered counting him, but it'd be a little hard to construe as murder.
08:37:04 parisbre56: well, it was in self defense
08:37:44 parisbre56: isn't murdering a guy a witch is using to hit you self-defense?
08:37:44 Devastator: Kinda was. Was getting wrapped up at the time.
08:37:48 syv: Technically, she was inside *his* house, and he wasn't chasing her down or anything, he was defending the wire reelers.
08:38:29 parisbre56: yeah, but he was a kidnapper. it was a citizen's arrest? is that how it works?
08:38:31 syv: She could have run away easily, so it's hard to justify self-defense there.
08:39:02 syv: Citizen's arrests don't tend to involve decapitating someone.
08:39:28 Devastator: I could see it being called murder.
08:40:07 syv: Oh course, he was kinda just fucked regardless, so Alida was more mercykilling him. I don't think it was really murder, and was totally justified, but legally I bet you could get a lawyer to argue it any way you like.
08:41:05 parisbre56: just have the labyrinth be a phoenix wright reference
08:41:26 Devastator: This dog is clearly not a human being!
08:41:42 syv: I've never played Phoenix Wright.
08:41:48 ER: liches don't gotta worry bout no laws
08:41:53 syv: Also Iate how phoenix is spelled.
08:42:02 Devastator: I could totally see someone witching out in a courtroom.
08:42:11 Devastator: Could call him Nick.
08:42:58 syv: Also, this would require me to define the laws of the country you're living in. Which I've largely tried to avoid doing.
08:44:37 ER: toting around an armory in my trunk?
08:45:03 parisbre56: is Eldritch contracts and witchcraft allowed? we could just drag Pumsy to court.
08:45:06 syv: Actually guns are pretty illegal in general.
08:45:55 Devastator: Mind control would really help with phoenix wright.
08:49:48 parisbre56: well, he's already using all sorts of weird stuff, so why not mind control?
08:50:22 Devastator: Wouldn't be any different.
08:50:23 ER: I'd think that using mind control would render evidence inadmissable.
08:50:31 Devastator: This is Phoenix Wright.
08:50:41 Devastator: Evidence would be admissable if it was on fire.
08:51:02 ER: good old japanse legal system!
08:51:51 Devastator: 99% conviction rates can't be all wrong!
08:52:49 syv: ...Huh. I did not realize Japan had such an insanely high conviction rate.
08:52:59 syv: That... that's kind've impressive, damn.
08:53:10 Devastator: It's not impressive at all.
08:53:17 Devastator: It works in reverse.. there's presumption of guilt.
08:53:40 syv: It's impressively bad, I mean.
08:53:45 ER: truth, justice, and all that shit
08:54:21 syv: Like, at that point why don't you just get rid of the judge and lawyers and whatever and just have a 100% conviction rate?
08:54:48 Devastator: They don't prosecute that many cases.
08:55:50 syv: Still sounds a tad broken.
08:58:42 ER: Stand Still, Stay Silent is once again veering into the Heavy Shit and I like it
09:01:03 syv: Yeah, reading more about Japan's legal system, it's more just extreme caution in who even gets brought to court. So it's way easier to get away with murder in Japan.
09:10:39 parisbre56: what? why are you yelling?
09:10:52 parisbre56: did I do something stupid?
09:11:35 syv: That... seems like reasonable boldtext?
09:12:00 parisbre56: I mean, considering the circumstances
09:12:03 Devastator: It's amazingly stupid, but you guys are magical girls.
09:13:16 parisbre56: Ada would prefer to just go home, but she also wants Sophia to just talk to her already and she's in too deep to back down now
09:14:21 Devastator: I'm not sure a bar that would serve teenaged girls would allow you to not have a drink.
09:14:55 parisbre56: depends on the kind of bar, I think
09:15:20 parisbre56: but if we go to the lowest dump there is, then yes, probably
09:15:53 ER: with our combined social skills and street smarts, we'll end up in a trash compactor
09:15:55 syv: Note: You've got to find such a bar.
09:17:00 parisbre56: well, it doesn't take someone malicious to sell alcohol to minors. just someone indifferent or someone who only cares for profit
09:18:01 parisbre56: in the neighborhood I grew up in nobody asked for IDs, you could just order anything
09:18:20 parisbre56: but stores in more upscale places would ask for IDs occasionally
09:18:50 parisbre56: maybe it's different in America
09:19:16 parisbre56: I mean, Europeans do have a reputation of being more lax with alcohol
09:20:47 syv: I've never bought alcohol because I don't drink, but I regularly hear about people getting carded regardless of age.
MJ would know better about how difficult it is to obtain alcohol, though he has the advantage of being taller than most adults, and also not looking like a fourteen-year-old girl.
09:20:59 ER: atlantis is close to europe, right? :P
09:21:06 syv: Also, not having minimum spot checks.
09:21:21 syv: Somewhere in the southern pacific, actually.
09:21:40 parisbre56: hmm. I guess me being a guy might factor into it. maybe if I was a girl people would be more protective
09:21:54 ER: Sophia has good spot checks!
09:22:12 syv: Like, on a good check you'll find a place, on a bad check you won't, simple.
09:23:21 syv: And Ada's cre sucks. Sophia's doesn't, but I'm not even sure whether she should be allowed to assist, considering her complete lack of relevant knowledge.
09:23:39 syv: Also both of you have crap love.
09:24:21 syv: Ada is almost as dysfunctional as the girl born into slavery
09:25:38 parisbre56: and you stuck the two most dysfunctional weirdos together :)
09:27:29 Devastator: Well, if things go to hell you can have Pumsy show up and bring me in. ;-p
09:27:40 Devastator: although I don't think there's much the two of them can't handle.
09:28:21 syv: If Ada and Sophia fuck themselves over they fuck themselves over, no do-overs or rescues.
09:28:40 syv: I'd advise trying to avoid getting shot.
09:28:55 Devastator: I'd be worried about getting drugged, personally.
09:30:19 ER: crypt of the necrodancer is fun
09:30:34 ER: got to act 2 boss this time, lots of nice equipment
09:32:07 ER: of course, act 3 is really good at killing me ;P
09:32:37 syv: When I visited you I should have taken the opportunity to play co-op necrodancer!
09:33:50 ER: oh well, have to save it for when I visit you~
09:34:08 syv: Is that actually a thing that has any chance at all?
09:34:43 syv: I'll have to show you more guns!
09:35:27 syv: ...Gotta get a better stock for the PSL. Though it'll be horrible for you no matter what.
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