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01:05:11 Devastator: looks like the drider got buff.
01:05:53 ER: that scene where we died seems extremely unnecesary, considering we didn't die.
01:09:53 Devastator: Might mean something happened.
01:09:59 Devastator: like maybe Chat owns our soul now.
01:10:04 Devastator: Also, forgot something.
01:10:17 Devastator: We got injected, right? Maybe we should get new blood samples to isolate whatever that was.
01:10:25 ER: also, that shouldn't happen to us once we're past the needles. :P
01:10:57 ER: those mark the edge of the map, once you're past those you're escaped. The spider limb is what kills you if the timer runs out before you escape.
01:11:16 Devastator: Darkest Dungeon stuff?
01:11:49 ER: seems an odd reference to me, but okay
01:12:18 ER: I hoped the siren would be a silent hill otherworld thing :(
01:24:17 Devastator: Kills: 8, 1000 damage dealt.
01:28:08 Devastator: So.. we running out of time?
01:38:58 Devastator: apparently the world is going to end, and some kinda timer running out thing just killed us somehow.
01:41:19 ER: pretty sure that the endgame collapse only effects a certain area. :P
01:42:07 ER: if you stay there, a limb of the entity bursts from the ground and impales you.
01:42:49 ER: we LEFT that area though, which SHOULD mean that doesn't happen.
01:46:05 Devastator: In game or in the flashback?
01:46:10 Devastator: Might mean we can't run.
01:49:48 ER: we got killed the fuck out of by random eldritch bullshit, then woke up unharmed
01:52:16 Devastator: Also, the effect might not be over this update.
02:48:11 ER: of course not, we're stuck with it forver
03:06:27 Devastator: Unless we take another bad level to get rid of it.
03:09:46 Devastator: we should lean laser magic.
03:15:05 ER: that's why I gave freddie lazor fire breath
03:19:37 Devastator: sadly going headfirst through a steel wall broke that.
03:23:32 ER: might I recommend not doing that
04:24:18 Devastator: I hope Sophia gets her drink on soon.
04:27:50 Devastator: Not sure if I want to see that scene more than I want Alida's.
04:30:35 Devastator: I think you might have to resort to magic or violence or magical violence to get a drink.
04:30:51 Devastator: unless Ada can literally talk you through this.
04:31:13 Devastator: I count that as magic as both of you have mobility.
04:31:17 ER: Ada has worse odds than me of talking through anything. :P
04:32:32 Devastator: Mechanically, yes..
04:35:01 Devastator: Better odds of not leading with fist.
04:35:04 Devastator: or waving a shotgun at someone.
05:28:17 ER: man, reliving plight is way cooler and edgier than triage, what was I thinking
05:34:55 Devastator: Triage lets you cut yourself tactically.
05:35:00 Devastator: which is a lot of edge..
05:36:20 ER: hmm, is a moderate more than two minors?
05:37:19 Devastator: Hmm, that's right, it doesn't say Triage can be done on yourself.
05:37:47 ER: generally you're close enough to yourself to touch
05:46:54 Devastator: although magical girls can do anything, after all.
05:47:00 Devastator: so I'm sure triage would let you do that.
05:47:43 ER: Sophia is comparatively squishy, I'll sit back and wait for you to get hit so that I can shoot your wounds at the enemy
05:48:09 Devastator: I think
syv said that those sorts of wounds would be at least somewhat relative.
05:48:30 Devastator: ie, it might be enough to kill a person, but it's shruggable for sparkledog, it won't count as a huge wound.
05:48:46 Devastator: Presumably that also doesn't let you take like, say, a hamster, crush it's skull, and use that as an instakill wound.
05:52:03 Devastator: don't know if I like that term.
06:02:59 Devastator: it's defensive fluff, anyway.
06:03:12 Devastator: I had a sheltie once that loved to snuffle under rosebushes, because it just didn't care.
06:07:33 Devastator: Didn't always work out well.
06:08:24 Devastator: got impounded by the humane society due to being dirty and having branches stuck in it once.
06:09:01 Devastator: "Yes, your dog is happy and well-fed, but he has a heart condition, which obviously makes you a bad owner."
06:09:29 Devastator: "That dog was born with that condition, it was congenital, and there's nothing that can be done about it. It was supposed to die young, and it's about eight years old now."
06:10:20 ER: that means you went against the will of god~
06:13:00 Devastator: Didn't do anything.
06:13:25 ER: took good care of the pupper
06:13:33 Devastator: Basically all it meant was that every once in a while he'd stop what he was doing and cough a few times.
06:13:38 Devastator: then sorta yawn and be fine.
06:13:53 Devastator: But yeah, he was a good pupper.
06:14:34 Devastator: Good lord Ryu's good at mario.
06:15:59 ER: even more if you watch the collage video of various people trying that level
06:16:01 Devastator: Apparently it was twenty minutes streaming it.
06:16:23 Devastator: tis why I only watch him play mario.
06:16:31 Devastator: Why watch someone who sucks when I can watch that guy?
06:16:37 ER: Carl fell accidentially more times just showing off the level than Ryu does playing blind.
06:18:18 Devastator: got a link to the compilation?
06:19:08 ER: because it's a lot of people dying a lot of times
06:20:32 Devastator: Should reupload it with Ryu just being chill at the end.
06:21:17 ER: if you fall to the left in the part with the falling claws, there's a way to get back up which is itself dickish. Which Ryu never sees because he just beat it first go like a madman
06:22:41 Devastator: And skips the opening checkpoint because he thinks it's a troll.
06:28:59 Devastator: Oh, it wasn't a troll.
06:29:19 Devastator: He just skips it, and opens with the second one because he's awesome.
06:32:30 Devastator: I think it took me six hours to beat getting over it.
06:36:12 Devastator: IIRC, Ryu took less than half that time when he did it.
06:36:35 Devastator: That's appropriate.
06:39:07 Devastator: Up until this point it's a brutal unforgiving game in the style of the time.
06:39:12 Devastator: And then these stages come out.
06:39:37 Devastator: I have cleared the stageset exactly once.
06:43:12 Devastator: Hmm, well organized playlist. Stage themes, powerup themes, boss themes, miscellaneous.
06:43:17 Devastator: wonder if it was arranged that way in the files.
06:46:13 Devastator: I'll play it again one day.
08:06:29 ER: someone get sophia a drink pls
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08:08:27 parisbre56: water is a drink :P
08:09:20 parisbre56: wonder if ruler's rune can make infinite booze
08:09:39 ER: baby what CAN'T ruler's rune do
08:09:41 parisbre56: better yet, just use it to bypass Immaculate Soul and get you directly drunk
08:09:49 ER: magical girls can do anything!
08:09:59 ER: but only the ones who know ruler's, robably
08:10:55 Devastator: I wonder if DwR can just make people automatically drunk.
08:14:22 ER: I wonder if I get to become a god if I reach level 144
08:15:03 ER: cause baby I WANT every power
08:17:44 parisbre56: power is useless if you don't have the soul to use it
08:18:05 Devastator: soul is useless if you don't have cool powers to spend it on.
08:33:18 ER: there is this one cool power called being alive
08:42:57 ER: man, being sophia is suffering
08:51:08 parisbre56: I thought being a magical girl in general is suffering
08:51:31 parisbre56: maybe being a human in general in that world is suffering
08:51:58 ER: being a native of atlantis is suffering
08:52:08 ER: but especially if you're sophia
08:55:15 parisbre56: if this is Atlantis then I want my flying car
08:56:22 ER: you can't have that because this is a shitty nation full of terrible people which just so happens to resemble the US
09:00:29 parisbre56: but not in any of the fun ways
09:00:34 parisbre56: like having guns everywhere
09:00:54 ER: like, so school uniforms for example :P
09:01:26 parisbre56: or buy explosive because I want some 4th of July fireworks
09:02:43 parisbre56: hmm. maybe we should stuff a magical girl full of anti-anxiety medication and see if it raises her Hope
09:02:48 parisbre56: or maybe just use drugs
09:03:14 parisbre56: Rastafarian magical girl when?
09:04:09 Devastator: although after cake maybe don't drug doggo.
09:04:15 Devastator: unless you do it without telling her.
09:08:47 Devastator: I'd recommend not doing that.
09:08:53 Devastator: it'd be funny, but don't.
09:10:13 ER: how will alida react if I try to get her to drink alchohol?
09:11:27 Devastator: You'd have to peer pressure her into it.
09:14:20 parisbre56: Just drink the Witch's Brew. All the cool magical girls are doing it.
09:14:29 Devastator: I don't think you'd have to try hard to get her to take a sip, but it'd probably taste bad and you'd have to pressure her.
09:15:00 parisbre56: Hmm. One of the witches should have a house made of candy.
09:15:07 ER: "you don't drink it because it tastes good, silly! you drink it to dim the pain."
09:15:18 Devastator: "I got magic for that."
09:15:41 ER: also helps with forgetting!
09:15:58 ER: or avoiding forming memories
09:15:59 Devastator: sounds like a good line to work on.
09:19:04 Devastator: Maybe save it until after
syv kills one of her family members.
09:19:48 ER: yeah, that gives me a reason to share.
09:19:56 ER: if Sophia thinks it'll help...
09:20:40 Devastator: Sophia is suffering.
09:20:49 Devastator: Tell you what, she gets the next cake, ok?
09:31:11 Devastator: Hey, 100% survival rate among MGs who have eaten [tasty] cake.
09:46:15 ER: so how are you doing,
paris?
09:48:29 parisbre56: fine, I guess. things are relaxed at work for a change
09:48:44 parisbre56: so I get to hang out here
09:49:09 parisbre56: in general the kitten is driving me a bit crazy
09:49:24 parisbre56: waking me up at 5 in the morning to play
09:49:47 parisbre56: but I love her so I don't care too much
09:50:20 parisbre56: how are things in
ER land?
09:56:35 ER: really want to get a job, but that doesn't seem to be a simple task
09:57:32 parisbre56: yeah, it's not easy
10:00:40 parisbre56: I hope I'm not being cliche, but you could try searching for a job out of town or abroad or try to get some friends or family to put in a good word for you
10:01:17 ER: I hate traveling, and don't even drive
10:01:38 ER: never actually been to another country
10:12:09 parisbre56: yeah, I kinda understand, I feel a lot of anxiety when I go to a new place.
10:14:52 parisbre56: is there anything in particular you'd like to do?
10:15:13 parisbre56: I used to dream I'd be a mad scientist when I grew older
10:15:36 parisbre56: guess computers are close enough :P
10:16:10 ER: I'd like to fucking make some fucking money fuck
10:29:15 parisbre56: well, if you can't find something then maybe you can do something on your own? put it out there on the net and ask people to throw money at you for it
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