ERLOG 2019-08-01

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00:39:09 Devastator: 'lo
03:59:05 ER has joined #einsteinianroulette
03:59:53 ER: our dragon seems to be smarter than a newborn human by a lot.
04:00:18 ER: And almost impossibly good at picking up langauge.
04:00:43 Devastator: yes.
04:00:48 Devastator: also dragon.
04:00:51 Devastator: to be expected. ;-p
04:00:52 ER: Makes me suspect that the adult form of our species has a base of 24 Int or something. ;P
04:01:48 Devastator: yes.
04:01:51 Devastator: baby fast at language.
04:01:53 Devastator: dragon smart.
04:01:54 ER: Also, I'd have expected us to have stumbled onto at least one non-biped organic creature by this point.
04:01:59 Devastator: baby dragon smart and fast at language.
04:02:04 Devastator: I think we saw some while gliding.
04:02:09 Devastator: and this isn't the Special Edition. ;-p
04:10:50 Devastator: so no giant CGI things everywhere.
04:11:11 ER: any city has some vermin and such
04:14:31 Devastator: yeah.
04:14:35 Devastator: be nice to find some.
04:14:41 Devastator: eat some tasty rats.
04:14:49 Devastator: stay with family by day, eats rats at night.
04:15:11 Devastator: I think paris mentioned that we could eventually get large enough to not be able to get out the door, which would be hilarious. ;-p
04:15:11 ER: I had a nice book of star wars species once and IIRC one of the ones was a bird native to corusant
04:15:19 Devastator: oh nifty.
04:15:25 ER: either a predator or a scavenger or something like that
04:16:01 ER: ...which is why I believe we could do the same, especially once we can fly.
04:16:31 Devastator: yeah.
04:16:37 Devastator: There's going to be something to eat.
04:16:49 Devastator: and if not, we can just eat people.
04:17:43 ER: once we're powerful enough, we can just take over and demand tribute ;P
04:18:37 Devastator: yes.
04:18:59 Devastator: I kinda want to introduce kiddo to the joys of slaying your enemies and devouring their entrails.
04:19:25 ER: does she have anemies?
04:19:55 ER: maybe she's our morality pet.
04:21:04 Devastator: well, we can start with the bloodsuckers keeping her family poor.
04:21:20 Devastator: I think there might be a landlord, and some gang guy who keeps coming around more often.
04:21:44 ER: tasty.
04:21:51 Devastator: we could just go to hallway at night, kill him, eat some, and toss the rest off the bridge.
04:22:00 Devastator: and then do that with whoever the gang sends next.
04:22:06 Devastator: eventually they'll write it off as being unprofitable.
04:22:24 ER: ...what would cost of living even be like in a planet-encompassing city
04:23:02 ER: might have to go with "absurd" because so many things have to be imported from *other systems*
04:24:39 Devastator: absurd, yes.
04:24:52 Devastator: we could grab the kid and hitch a ride off-planet.
04:25:04 Devastator: or just grab the kid and go on a life of adventure.
04:25:21 Devastator: but I do think it's gangers and a regular landlord.
04:25:32 Devastator: landlords don't take pay every week. Gangers do.
04:25:42 ER: good point
04:25:48 Devastator: plus more money for them means more food for us.
04:25:53 ER: well, maybe they do on corusant. :P
04:26:16 ER: place always seemed like an unregulated hellhole if you're not rich
04:26:45 ER: who says the regular landlord *isn't* gangsters
04:27:06 Devastator: gangsters don't usually have plaques.
04:27:26 Devastator: and they're usually too lazy to actually do anything.
04:29:17 Devastator: in theory we could just eat everyone. Simplify things. ;-p
04:30:00 ER: we already know that some people have guns, and we won't keep being pucky with those forever
04:30:14 ER: metaknowledge, Jedi.
04:31:15 Devastator: Dragon.
04:31:22 Devastator: we don't need to kill the people with guns first.
04:31:29 Devastator: later on we'll be able to kill them, no problem.
04:31:33 ER: this universe has a high enough power ceiling that "kill everything" is unsustainable.
04:33:06 Devastator: Just gotta keep stepping it up.
04:33:08 ER: even if this is galactic empire and thus there's not a police force of magicspacemonks running around, if we make enough noise some special snowflake bounty hunters or something will show up.
04:33:16 Devastator nods.
04:33:22 Devastator: Just need to be careful.
04:33:26 Devastator: eat some people, go to agriworld.
04:33:44 Devastator: eat not-people there and get spaceflight capable.
04:33:48 Devastator: Then go from there.
04:34:11 Devastator: or join them and see if they undershoot their threat assessment.
04:38:23 MidJag_ has joined #einsteinianroulette
04:38:27 MidJag_: lo
04:38:36 ER: hai
04:39:55 Devastator: hey MidJag.
04:40:28 MidJag_: hiya dev
04:40:39 MidJag_: How're poeples?
04:42:39 Devastator: Ok.
04:44:32 Devastator: talking about draggie.
04:44:42 ER: naked
04:45:22 Devastator: Yes, the dragon is naked.
04:45:27 Devastator: ..Maybe we should find a tailor.
04:45:31 Devastator: This is Coruscant.
04:45:36 MidJag_: I suppose ER is as well in this case~
04:45:39 Devastator: there will be someone who can make clothes for a dragon.
04:46:13 ER: as well as I can be while still having a fucking cough
04:46:17 MidJag_: Probably can make armor dragon
04:46:23 MidJag_: ^for a dragon
04:46:40 MidJag_: damn ochem, it's destroyed my typeing even worse than normal
04:47:20 ER: power armor
04:47:37 ER: probably not worth until we slow down growing though
04:47:38 MidJag_: I want to see Dragie in power armor now.
04:47:53 MidJag_: Though I would struggle to think of power armor in SW.
04:48:14 ER: go become a [s]spartan[/s] mandalorian
04:48:19 Devastator: Nathc.
04:48:28 Devastator: Darth Dragon.
04:48:30 Devastator: ...
04:48:36 Devastator: Why hasn't anyone named the dragon yet?
04:48:47 ER: haven't needed one yet
04:49:09 Devastator: "Doggy"
04:50:01 MidJag_: What kind of breath do we have?
04:50:17 ER: none yet, most likely
04:50:26 ER: might depend on upbringing
04:51:01 MidJag_: Intresting
04:51:52 MidJag_: We should eat some sith so we get lightinig
04:52:03 Devastator: We should eat an x-wing so we can jump to hyperspace.
04:53:03 MidJag_: That would be cool
04:53:28 ER: why are xwings able to do that again?
04:54:05 Devastator: they have hyperspace engines in them.
04:54:13 Devastator: I don't know how good ones.
04:54:39 Devastator: parisbre56[Away], how good are the hyperspace engines in X-wings?
04:55:05 ER: you'd think that would be expensive.
04:55:23 ER: and questionably useful for a one-man fighter
04:55:48 ER: maybe rebels install them so that they can run away from engagements faster?
04:55:56 MidJag_: I think that's actually part of it
04:56:04 Devastator: ...
04:56:10 Devastator: Might be because they don't have carriers.
04:56:13 Devastator: or many of them.
04:56:18 MidJag_: Rebel stuff is more self sufficent and more hit and run then imperial fighter
04:56:50 ER: ties have to go back to the hanger and then jump, while a wing of x-wings can jump away and worry about rearming in a safe system
04:57:22 ER: still, makes you wonder who's payrolling all this for the rebels. ;P
04:57:54 MidJag_: Most of their stuff is old and fixed a billion times.~
04:59:55 Devastator: lotsa people.
05:00:06 Devastator: about half the galaxy was independant from the empire to various degrees.
05:00:35 MidJag_: SW honestlly has some interesting old lore.
05:03:13 Devastator: Also, apparently the death star, a station with over a million crew members and three-quarters of a million passengers, had a bar.
05:03:15 Devastator: Yes, 'a' bar.
05:03:28 ER: hmm
05:03:33 MidJag_: Maybe it was just a gigantic mile long bar~
05:04:13 ER: I remember reading a book where they went to the bar on the star, don't remember them saying that it was the ONLY bar
05:04:45 ER: also, that book's plot is contradicted by Rogue One :P
05:05:08 Devastator: Not hard, that.
05:07:56 MidJag_: I honestly liked Rouge one thought it was better then the other two.
05:08:32 ER: I like all of them because Star Wars is enough for me :V
05:15:08 Devastator: ok.
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