ERLOG 2019-07-30

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00:25:00 Devastator: Heh.
00:25:13 Devastator: no syv isn't GWG.
00:25:17 Devastator: They are different people.
00:26:24 Devastator: and "sillowet" wouldn't be pronounced correctly.
00:34:25 Devastator: silhouette, maybe. That would get it pronounced right.
00:37:18 Devastator: like alouette.
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01:35:15 er: Chocolate.
01:35:40 Devastator: heya er.
01:36:47 Devastator: dragon seems to be doing good.
01:37:40 Devastator: Hopefully they don't eat pets. Or if they do, we can escape instead of getting eaten. ;-p
01:38:24 er: Chocolate filled with marzipan.
01:38:30 Devastator: sounds good.
01:41:09 er: Nothing yet suggests we can be a pet.
01:41:36 Devastator: eh.
01:41:55 Devastator: if not, we could probably forcibly occupy that bathroom.
01:42:44 Devastator: if they get serious about pushing us out, maybe we kill another guy and squat there anyway or relocate as necessary, until we find a place we can stick in.
01:46:51 er: You know, being a unique wild animal in a place where there's people pretty much literally everywhere is a bit inconvenient.
01:46:54 Devastator: sooner or later there will be a place where the price we're willing to pay (either submission or naked agression) is sufficient to clear us a space to live.
01:47:00 Devastator: Yes, kinda.
01:48:30 Devastator: It's like why I suggested Coruscant. ;-p
01:48:47 Devastator: but paris is right when he said that most people won't know dragon isn't just some other alien.
01:51:59 er: Chocolate 3/8 eaten.
01:52:05 Devastator: yay
01:52:28 er: Wonder if I'll eat it all tonight. ;p
01:53:33 Devastator: how much chocolate?
01:58:05 er: 3.5 oz, apparently.
02:01:13 er: Which I assume is short for ounzises
02:01:52 Devastator: 3.5 sixteenths of a pound.
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02:06:46 ER: yum
02:06:53 ER: make that 1/2 eaten
02:07:11 ER: or maybe 8/16
02:08:25 ER: no wait, 7/16
02:08:39 ER: easy to correct though~
02:09:07 Devastator: yes
02:41:05 ER: chocolate: all gone
02:43:43 Devastator: Mission: ALL OVER
02:43:59 ER: game over man, game over!
02:57:46 Devastator: "City raider pike, that's something kind of new."
03:00:27 ER: pokie stick
03:00:45 Devastator: Yes.
03:00:51 Devastator: Someone was defending with elephants.
03:00:54 Devastator: so need poky stick.
03:36:17 Devastator misses dubs.
03:36:22 Devastator: maybe I shouldn't have spammed him so much.
04:02:45 parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
04:03:05 parisbre56: hello
04:03:11 ER: hullo
04:03:30 parisbre56: Piecewise is still in Canada or wherever he went, I think
04:03:41 parisbre56: that's why he's absent
04:07:14 parisbre56: woke up early in the morning because a kitten was meowing
04:07:26 ER: did you live?
04:07:31 parisbre56: went outside and gave it some food
04:07:38 parisbre56: it ate like two bites
04:07:48 parisbre56: and now it's sleeping on my feet
04:07:56 parisbre56: silly animals
04:08:23 ER: lucky it's not a hatchling dragon
04:08:53 parisbre56: true
04:15:10 Devastator: 'lo
04:15:13 Devastator: ahh, canada land.
04:15:54 ER: if you found a hatchling dragon with unlimited potential, what would you do with it?
04:17:56 parisbre56: same thing I'd do with a cat, probably. pet it, feed it, serve it as my master :P
04:18:15 ER: sounds good
04:18:40 ER: cats are basically dragons already
04:27:28 Devastator: just little ones that don't breathe fire.
04:28:28 ER: just look at how much Kajiit love hoarding gold. :P
04:28:41 ER: clearly related to true dragons
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04:30:05 midnightjaguar: Lo
04:30:50 ER: hello night kitty
04:32:06 midnightjaguar: My name is weirdly apt I have to say. I feel like half the time I’m on this Channel it’s close to or past midnight.
04:32:18 midnightjaguar: Did not intend that when I chose it
04:32:46 ER: I just assumed you were disfunctional like me
04:33:16 midnightjaguar: I a functioning disfunctional
04:33:31 ER: how do you do it
04:34:42 midnightjaguar: I don’t sleep much.
04:35:09 ER: sounds terrible
04:36:11 midnightjaguar: You get used to it.
04:39:17 parisbre56: who needs more than 5 hours of sleep anyway?
04:39:28 ER: meeee
04:39:40 ER: I doooooo
04:42:48 midnightjaguar: What time is it in Greece anyway Paris?
04:43:24 parisbre56: 7:40 in the morning
04:43:38 parisbre56: a kitten woke me up at 6:30
04:43:43 midnightjaguar: Ouch
04:44:27 parisbre56: eh, I'll just update dragon game now and then sleep in the midday/afternoon
04:44:30 parisbre56: better anyway
04:44:42 parisbre56: with that heat, doing anything is extremely uncomfortable
04:45:06 midnightjaguar: Yeah I could see that
04:45:49 midnightjaguar: Afternoon heat sucks
04:51:57 Devastator: heya midnightjaguar.
04:52:01 Devastator: no birbgame turn.
04:52:11 ER: no funs for us~
04:52:29 midnightjaguar: I’ll send in an action
04:56:39 Devastator: yay!
04:58:14 midnightjaguar: Sent
04:58:17 midnightjaguar: Sorry about that wait
05:03:59 Devastator: yay!
05:11:33 midnightjaguar: Night
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05:11:38 ER: <3
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05:14:46 syv: As I've always heard it, "silhouette" in English is pronounced "sil-oh-et".
05:15:02 ER: siloet
05:15:58 syv: Oddly enough, I *have* heard "allouette", pronounced as "ahl-oo-eh-tah" by someone who presumably has a massive English accent, if they even had it halfway right.
05:16:38 syv: But thanks for reminding me that the insane spelling can be blamed on the French, yet again! They're always the worst culprit.
05:17:34 ER: damn french, with their weird words and cheap wine
05:18:24 syv: And their kinda crappy guns.
05:19:43 syv: Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
05:20:43 ER: I bought some cheese today, but it was italian
05:21:32 ER: uh, probably. It was parmesan. I didn't look at the label super hard. :V
05:22:03 syv: I prefer muenster. Sometimes swiss.
05:22:20 ER: made pesto with it
05:23:15 syv: "pesto"
05:23:25 syv: ...Nah, that one's spelled right, huh.
05:23:34 syv: Still an odd word.
05:23:57 ER: I squinted at it a little, but was pretty confident it's spelled like that. :P
05:24:23 ER: made from garden basil!
05:25:25 syv: baezil
05:25:40 ER: bae
05:28:23 ER: how are you feeling tonight?
05:28:57 ER: I just ate a whole thing of chocolate that I bought for myself, so I'd say things are fine here~
05:29:49 syv: Very tired.
05:30:04 syv: I stayed up late for no good reason.
05:30:19 ER: heh
05:30:47 ER: what a coincidence, I do that every night!
05:32:29 syv: Me too, pretty much...
05:35:16 ER: and that's why you're so relateable!
05:36:39 syv: Hmm. I don't think I've been called relateable before.
05:42:03 Devastator: 'lo syv.
05:42:20 Devastator: silo ette?
05:42:26 syv: 'Lo dev.
05:42:38 Devastator: it's sil-ou-et.
05:42:44 Devastator: ;-p
05:54:14 syv: I'm annoyed with other countries that have annoying and uncreative patterns for naming their firearms, and I'm even more annoyed with the fact that the USA has (and *had*) perhaps the worst possible format for naming firearms.
05:54:17 Devastator: ahl oo eh tah is how you say it for the song, but it's al-ou-et.
05:54:23 Devastator: Heh.
05:54:34 Devastator: Which was..?
05:54:43 syv: We called everything M1.
05:55:11 ER: is military, is first of it's type, call M1
05:55:12 syv: M1 garand, M1 carbine, M1 helmet, M1 sherman, etc.
05:55:34 ER: next one of its type call M2, switch it up
05:55:40 syv: Literally yes
05:55:46 ER: yup.
05:56:14 syv: If you modify the design, put an A1/A2/A3 etc on the end, depending on how many modifications.
05:57:18 syv: It was actually *so* terrible back then that most all of those firearms are known by their manufacturer names, just because the actual naming system was made by a complete headass. Paradoxically, this means those firearms have some of the *most* recognizable names of US weapons.
05:57:53 syv: Grease gun? Thompson? Garand? Everyone knows those if they have any familiarity with WW2 weaponry.
05:59:16 syv: But now we give (mostly) unique numbers, so it's all M4, M16, M60, M249, M240, M24, M25, M107, M2, etc. Sometimes we get creative and call something the "Mk14" or "Mk17" because ooohh.
06:01:27 syv: It even happens on the civilian market, like with the M200 and M960.
06:01:39 ER: is the M14 similar to the Mk14
06:02:15 syv: It's basically just an M14A1, except we decided to not do the A1 thing for... some reason.
06:02:26 ER: I see
06:03:32 ER: well, I was watching twitch but the stream ended
06:03:48 syv: bad streamer
06:03:51 ER: so now I'm in the market for an entertaining distraction
06:04:03 ER: or going to bed
06:04:23 syv: I sent you a visual novel.
06:05:05 Devastator: heh.
06:05:24 Devastator: The brits did Mk. I.
06:05:31 ER: would it be desirable for you to watch me [s]suffer through[/s] enjoy catawr shoowoo on stream?
06:05:32 Devastator: they then did the same thing.
06:05:36 Devastator: called them somewhere else.
06:05:41 Devastator: them something else.
06:06:24 syv: No.
06:08:40 ER: I could use a microphone. Though, I'm still not very talkative usually.
06:09:00 syv: VNs utterly suck for streaming.
06:09:42 syv: About the only way I think it could be significantly entertaining is if you voiced the characters yourself, with weird accents for each... and even then, this isn't a good VN for that for a myriad of reasons.
06:12:00 Devastator: yay, pet draggie.
06:12:04 syv: I'd be fine if you PM'd me continual complaints though~
06:12:10 syv: Happy even
06:12:19 Devastator: now we get to find out how big it gets before the adults kick it out. ;-p
06:13:46 ER: guess that I should either play this or reject it by deleting it from my computer, and I'd feel silly doing that after not running it once, so I have to play it. :P
06:16:40 syv: yey
06:44:14 parisbre56: well, sooner or later it's going to get so big it won't fit through the door
06:44:37 parisbre56: so kicking it out will no longer be an option
06:45:00 ER: Not if we develop dragon shapeshifting powers
06:45:09 syv: Nah you just need to kick harder
06:45:17 Devastator: go through wall.
06:45:35 Devastator: if these guys are going to feed a dragon until it can no longer leave their house I predict things to be fun.
06:46:11 Devastator: particularly since coruscant, so they probably live in twoish rooms.
06:47:22 parisbre56: I'm reminded of a children's book where a little girl tried to keep a shark in her bathtub
06:47:31 parisbre56: or was it a whale?
06:47:37 Devastator: essentially.
06:47:43 Devastator: could be something like that.
06:47:48 parisbre56: I remember it ends with the little girl releasing it in the ocean
06:48:56 syv: Huh
06:49:18 syv: i don't remember thst, but I remember a children's story where a little girl raises an alligator in her bathtub
06:49:27 syv: Which was probably local.
06:49:32 Devastator: heh
06:49:41 Devastator: yeah, dragon is basically that up to about 13.
06:53:14 Devastator: so how bad is the alligator in bathtub thing?
06:53:18 Devastator: I know they get huge.
06:57:11 syv: I think it got up to like eight feet in the story. I think it also ate a bunch of stuff, possibly including her dog? Or... hmm. IIRC it was actually an alligator shaped sponge, and I think at the end it was dehydrated back to being cute, so maybe it just kept drinking water to grow bigger, and was getting up to bigger and bigger water sources.
06:57:24 syv: It was a little kid
06:57:32 syv: 's story, so nothing too dramatic/
06:57:38 ER: feeeeed me seymooooore
06:57:41 Devastator: ahh.
06:58:23 Devastator: I kinda meant in reality.
06:58:38 syv: Oh yeah, they get enormous.
06:59:03 syv: Biggest I've seen in person was a little over eight feet, but they get larger. Dunno precisely how much larger.
06:59:41 syv: ...I probably confused the story alligator with that alligator, considering I gave the same size for both.
07:00:12 ER: fat gators
07:03:50 parisbre56: thicc
07:06:49 ER: extra?
07:17:33 Devastator: hmm.
07:17:46 Devastator: I wonder what is considered attractive from one gator to another.
07:18:15 ER: they probably write poetry and whistle it to each other
07:18:37 syv: Basically yeah
07:19:04 syv: Hole digging capacity might figure into their fitness too.
07:19:26 ER: ooh yeah, holes are important aren't they
07:32:33 parisbre56: ~
07:32:52 ER: i mean, it's true
07:33:02 ER: you can't say that holes are unimportant
07:34:43 syv: Well yes, but they're often important to humans for reasons that you've disavowed.
07:35:08 syv: ENTIRELY UNRELATED: https://en.gfwiki.com/images/3/3f/NTW-20_costume3.png
07:35:10 ER: pooping is pretty imporant
07:35:12 syv: This amuses me.
07:35:12 ER: and breathing
07:35:16 ER: and eating
07:35:20 ER: and sweating
07:35:26 syv: Shush I was trying to tease you.
07:36:32 ER: life's been using holes to devour other life for longer than it's been using it for that other thing!
07:36:54 ER: and most creatures will probably do that a lot more often
07:37:39 syv: Okay okay
07:37:45 syv: I won't tease you about sex
07:37:59 ER: I mean, I don't mind
07:38:08 ER: because you're not very good at it! :D
07:38:17 syv: ;-;
07:39:07 ER: git gud
08:05:27 parisbre56: syv's not good at sex? are you talking out of personal experience? :P
08:05:57 syv: I did visit him.
08:06:02 ER: yeah, it's possible
08:06:12 ER: for all you know, I mean
08:06:46 ER: I probably know, but hey memories are unreliable
08:07:26 parisbre56: ~^∞
08:08:02 ER: tilde to the infinity power?
08:08:12 parisbre56: yep
08:08:23 parisbre56: anyway, I updated dragon, I should go take that nap
08:08:26 parisbre56: later
08:08:38 parisbre56 is now known as parisbre56[Away]
08:09:15 ER: how do people update things timely
08:09:33 syv: By being normal functioning humans.
08:09:37 syv: I envy them.
08:10:21 ER: humans can be functional?
08:12:08 syv: So it seems.
08:12:34 Devastator: hmm.
08:12:38 Devastator: what should draggy do?
08:13:02 ER: not convinced, see this research I'm doing indicates that nearly all of them are broken in various ways
08:37:06 syv: https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DaddyLongMag-improguns.jpg
08:37:22 syv: I think this murders fingers.
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09:52:01 sy is now known as syv
10:14:36 syv: Apparently Google was originally named Backrub.
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14:36:33 syv: Oh hello.
14:36:34 midnightjaguar: Lo
14:36:46 midnightjaguar: I’m only here for a short while
14:37:02 midnightjaguar: I’m doing a bunch of moving today.
14:49:13 midnightjaguar: GTG
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14:50:25 syv: Welp
14:50:31 syv: Guess I should actually go do things.
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