ERLOG 2019-07-20

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01:30:52 ER: ...
01:30:58 ER: time for nap
01:31:02 ER has quit [Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- s0 d4Mn l33t |t'z 5c4rY!]
01:33:04 Devastator salutes thee
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02:21:13 Devastator: ...
02:21:18 Devastator: [!]
02:21:21 Devastator: [!!!]
02:22:35 Devastator: Aww.
02:22:37 Devastator: dammit, youtube.
02:37:55 Devastator: don't give me april fools jokes months later.
02:37:58 Devastator: I'm not expecting them.
04:38:08 Devastator: hmm.
04:38:11 Devastator is waiting for syv.
04:47:23 syv has joined #einsteinianroulette
04:48:43 Devastator: heya.
04:48:46 Devastator: I think ER's sleeping.
04:48:53 Devastator: so was wondering if you wanted to watch something.
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04:52:56 sy: At this moment in time I have little desire to do much aside from sleep, but that isn't an option, so I'm fine with watching stuff.
04:52:59 sy is now known as syv
04:53:43 syv: Also, I'm going to eat before doing anything.
04:54:13 syv: ...What kind of "nap" starts at ten PM, anyway?
04:54:43 Devastator: ahh.
04:54:51 Devastator: I don't know.
04:54:56 Devastator: the kind a cat takes?
04:56:48 syv: Hmm. Doesn't seem like it, I've got four cats orbiting me and begging for food.
04:57:24 syv: Another is sleeping on the food bin.
04:57:31 Devastator: Heh.
04:57:48 Devastator: I thought you had them trained to not do that.
04:58:56 Devastator: well, we could watch a bit of Mellowlink.
04:59:03 Devastator: or did you have something in mind?
05:02:37 syv: Eh. LDR is something I'd like to watch, but too many of those are "ER would love this", with too few being "Dev would love this", so Mellowlink is prolly a better choice. LDR is rewatchable, but I'm also curious about "Man what hunts giant robots with giant gun".
05:03:28 Devastator: Mmm.
05:03:33 Devastator: ok.
05:03:39 Devastator: lets watch a couple, then.
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05:04:50 Devastator: hey er.
05:05:01 syv: Speak of the devil?
05:05:29 er: Ah, see, at this moment I also have little desire to do anything but sleep. But it is an option for me!
05:06:33 Devastator: ahh.
05:06:43 er: Except I keep coughing which wakes me up which is horrible.
05:07:06 Devastator: :-(
05:08:14 er: <3
05:08:19 er has quit [Client Quit]
05:11:43 syv: :(
05:11:49 Devastator: :-(
05:12:57 syv: Well, Mellowlink I suppose. Opening up comp now.
05:13:07 Devastator: ok
05:15:32 syv: I have E1 up.
05:15:36 syv: 24:16 long.
05:17:33 Devastator: and in glorious 4:3
05:17:45 Devastator: ready.
05:19:08 syv: Okay
05:19:34 syv: Ehh, you count, because I was looking at a dofferent window and don't have timestamps.
05:19:42 Devastator: ok
05:19:46 Devastator: 5
05:19:48 Devastator: 4
05:19:52 Devastator: 3
05:19:54 Devastator: 2
05:19:55 Devastator: 1
05:19:57 Devastator: 0
05:20:08 Devastator: welcome to the late 80s.
05:20:10 syv: Yellow subs, huh.
05:20:33 Devastator: this may be the most late 80s of anything I have ever watched.
05:20:35 syv: Hmm. I still haven't watched Akira.
05:21:17 syv: Recoil doesn't work that way...
05:21:42 Devastator: War... war never changes.
05:21:45 syv: It's the eighties in 1723?
05:21:57 syv: Agh
05:22:06 syv: Detachable scope? No
05:22:08 syv: NO
05:22:35 Devastator: So.. why did that blow up again?
05:23:38 syv: ¯\​_(ツ)_/¯
05:25:39 syv: The hell?
05:25:47 Devastator: That guy's a dick.
05:25:50 syv: This isn't how poker works
05:26:54 Devastator: ...
05:27:11 Devastator: That's not only evil, it's incredibly petty.
05:27:38 Devastator: Nice of him to open the base doors.
05:29:15 Devastator: Points for bieng a guy using bioncs while wearing goggles.
05:29:29 Devastator: also seems a liiiitle coincidental, this.
05:30:02 syv: Nice toss
05:30:05 Devastator: Yes.
05:30:12 Devastator: It's the REVENGE bonus.
05:31:09 Devastator: "Many bothans died for this information."
05:31:37 syv: I hope he does CQB with that BFG
05:31:40 Devastator: "Somebody set us up the bomb."
05:32:02 Devastator: You know, one guy looking at the returning vehicle and the jig would have been up.
05:33:16 syv: Yeah.
05:33:18 Devastator: There's your CQB.
05:33:33 syv: And one decent marksman would kill him.
05:33:44 Devastator: pretty much, but he's got the protagonist bonus.
05:33:46 Devastator: Also, dick.
05:33:50 syv: Jeez
05:34:04 Devastator: So going to make sure your troops are going to want to protect you now.
05:35:16 Devastator: nice throw.
05:35:20 syv: Yeah
05:35:27 Devastator: ...
05:35:34 Devastator: Ninja Brand playing cards.
05:35:42 syv: how will he fit the gun through air vents?
05:35:46 syv: Oh.
05:35:47 Devastator: Also, fitting that gun in a vent is going to be fun.
05:36:05 Devastator: The manliest name ever.
05:36:08 syv: Hah!
05:36:24 Devastator: The marksmanship continues to deteriorate.
05:36:29 syv: Carry a giant rifle, it'll double as a stepladder, the most tactical tool ever
05:36:37 Devastator: Yeah.
05:36:39 Devastator: it would work.
05:36:47 Devastator: probably put the sights off, but..
05:37:14 syv: Totally gonna make "stepladder" standard equipment in that CQC game if I ever finish it.
05:37:26 Devastator: Good job dick.
05:37:55 Devastator: ..wait a sec.
05:38:02 Devastator: is there a hatch release right there on the front?
05:38:05 Devastator: That seems like a bad idea.
05:38:10 syv: Yup!
05:38:16 syv: Just like in ER.
05:38:16 Devastator: Maybe there's a lock on the inside.
05:38:23 Devastator: Damn, didn't know that.
05:38:28 Devastator: that would have made RC-killing a lot easier.
05:38:54 syv: It was lockable, but nobody even knew about it until Heph.
05:38:58 Devastator: I do like the mech design.
05:39:05 Devastator: not that it mattered..
05:39:24 Devastator: maaaybe you should be behind something.
05:39:39 syv: Bravery and stupidity are closely related.
05:39:44 Devastator: That protag bonus is nifty.
05:40:13 Devastator: So very 80s.
05:40:22 syv: His eyes went totally kawaii for one frame there. :P
05:40:40 Devastator: YES, CHARGE THE MECH WITH YOUR MOTORCYCLE.
05:41:21 syv: Oh, nice.
05:41:29 Devastator: CQC kill on a mech.
05:41:36 syv: Awesome.
05:42:18 Devastator: driving off into the sunset.
05:42:43 syv: That was silly, but pretty decent all the same.
05:43:06 Devastator: yeah.
05:43:08 Devastator: one more?
05:43:14 Devastator: and very much silly.
05:43:17 Devastator: and 80s.
05:43:17 syv: Sure
05:43:23 syv: How tall do you figure he is?
05:43:32 Devastator: Uh.. dunno.
05:43:39 Devastator: Not particularly.
05:43:45 Devastator: maybe 5'10"?
05:44:52 syv: Hmm, yeah, those are 20mm.
05:45:03 Devastator: 20mm cannon.
05:45:18 syv: A bit larger in his hand than 50 BMG is in mine, and I'm small.
05:45:42 syv: #2 ready
05:46:00 Devastator: ready
05:46:05 syv: 5
05:46:06 Devastator: 6
05:46:07 syv: 4
05:46:08 syv: 3
05:46:09 syv: 2
05:46:11 syv: 1
05:46:12 syv: 0
05:46:33 syv: I should've went bavk to 5 on your six ;p
05:47:56 Devastator: "It is night again."
05:48:05 Devastator: Vultures.
05:48:12 Devastator: Highly underrepresented in anime.
05:49:18 Devastator: Oh, the voiceover is the IA soldier.
05:49:48 Devastator: I like the geeky enforcer.
05:49:55 Devastator: Nice variety there.
05:50:05 syv: Yeah
05:50:25 Devastator: "You idiot, that's a weapon for a magical girl, not a thug like you."
05:50:38 syv: Aww, I was hoping he'd pill out a pistol and cap the guy
05:50:42 syv: This is okay too tho
05:50:55 Devastator: Apparently carrying around a giant rifle all day makes you strong.
05:51:23 syv: That was more technique. Throwing people who don't balance well is remarkably trivial.
05:51:28 Devastator: ..why does skill in hand-to-hand combat automatically make you a mech pilot?
05:51:32 syv: Though I didn't watch cloee enough.
05:51:44 Devastator: he caught the guy's punch first, IIRC.
05:51:57 syv: Ahhh, then yeah.
05:53:33 Devastator: REVENGE!
05:54:51 syv: Does the entire show consist of him meeting people from the past, that he hates?
05:55:00 Devastator: That's the plot, yes.
05:55:11 Devastator: he has a big list of assholes.
05:55:19 Devastator: and they all have to die.
05:56:14 Devastator: It doesn't strictly follow the format of one per episode, but it's a short series.. that's the plot.
05:57:40 Devastator: only 17mm bullets.
05:58:27 syv: Cool, I thought they looked a little small!
05:59:39 Devastator: ..who the fuck pisses off the mechanic for the machine that keeps you alive?
06:00:41 syv: Overconfident bastards who deserve to die?
06:00:47 Devastator: oh yes.
06:01:37 Devastator: I do like his outfit.
06:02:14 Devastator: ..I'd take those odds.
06:02:24 Devastator: 80 to 1?
06:02:27 syv: What do they even gain if they *win*?
06:02:39 Devastator: Might be betting on how long it takes the AT driver.
06:02:42 Devastator: or other side bets.
06:02:50 syv: That'd make senss
06:03:07 syv: Oooo
06:03:41 Devastator: like 'will he do it without getting hit at all' or other stuff.
06:03:53 Devastator: Also, still dick.
06:04:08 Devastator: they really should have armoured that glass, too.
06:04:22 syv: Maybe the danger is part of the appeal.
06:04:28 Devastator: Could be.
06:04:57 Devastator: I like the external magazine for that gun.
06:05:34 Devastator: "You dinged my mech!"
06:05:52 syv: Wut
06:06:06 Devastator: I think he bounced a shot off it that hit the camera.
06:06:11 syv: NANI?
06:06:24 Devastator: NANI?
06:07:39 Devastator: welp.
06:07:59 syv: I love the design of that piledriver
06:08:01 Devastator: the old hydraulic jack under the shirt trick.
06:08:05 Devastator: Oh?
06:08:37 Devastator: Still the least manly name in history.
06:08:39 Devastator: ;-p
06:09:10 syv: Yeah
06:09:37 Devastator: so what about the piledriver?
06:11:14 syv: It's an underbarrel melee attachment for an antitank rifle, for one thing
06:11:34 syv: But it's *also* a recoilless standalone tool, which is pure awesome
06:12:55 Devastator: mmm.
06:14:14 Devastator: yeah, it is neat.
06:14:27 syv: Another?
06:14:38 Devastator: Ok.
06:15:10 Devastator: ready
06:15:39 syv: 5
06:15:40 syv: 4
06:15:41 syv: 3
06:15:43 syv: 2
06:15:45 syv: 1
06:15:46 syv: 0
06:17:43 Devastator: Major Snook.
06:17:46 syv: Man, if his allies were even a quarter as good as them, I'm not sure it was so evil to issue them only rifles and no ATs.
06:17:52 syv: *as him
06:18:04 Devastator: It went beyond that.
06:18:30 Devastator: There's a later episode that covers it via flashback, so I won't spoil it all.
06:18:37 Devastator: but it was incredibly dickish.
06:18:40 syv: Okay.
06:19:02 Devastator: Until it came up, I kept asking 'What the hell did they do??' to PW a lot.
06:20:47 Devastator: The guy needs to move his security perimiter a bit further out.
06:22:06 syv: Oooh, multiple enemy mechs this time.
06:22:23 Devastator: Yeah.
06:22:30 Devastator: but how is he going to show this guy a dogtag?
06:23:13 Devastator: Know your priorities, man.
06:23:26 Devastator: no sense in crushing rebels if you can't follow it up with the best wine.
06:24:10 syv: It's almost like legged tanks are a bad idea.
06:25:07 Devastator: Yes.
06:25:21 Devastator: although 'in the jungle' is like the only position where you might want one.
06:26:11 Devastator: "I can wear this heavy clothing in the scorching hot jungle and not give a damn, because I'm Mellowlink Arity."
06:27:10 syv: Temperature control cyborg augments?
06:27:12 Devastator: Can't shoot him, hasn't shown a dogtag yet.
06:27:26 Devastator: Who knows?
06:27:35 Devastator: Oh, btw, word's passed around.
06:27:40 Devastator: these guys talk to each other.
06:27:41 syv: Opening up the cockpit in a guerilla infested jungle is a remarkably bad idea.
06:28:02 syv: Yeah, the spook told this guy earlier.
06:28:34 Devastator: Nice to see the rifle being shown off, not just the piledriver.
06:28:55 syv: What distance *can* it penetratw their armor?
06:29:02 Devastator: From the front? It can't.
06:29:27 syv: Wow.
06:30:10 Devastator: dude.
06:30:12 Devastator: shoot from ambush.
06:30:14 Devastator: don't jump out.
06:30:16 Devastator: shoot.
06:30:45 syv: How is he missing with a shotgun firing explosive shot?
06:31:17 syv: It wrecks an area like three feet in radius.
06:31:33 Devastator: Protag powers.
06:31:43 syv: She's no protag.
06:31:47 Devastator: Yup.
06:32:03 Devastator: Mellowlink's got like eight fate points.
06:32:15 Devastator: DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE RADIOS?
06:32:29 Devastator: eh, they think there was only one, so..
06:32:30 syv: KAHAHAHAHAHAHA
06:32:31 Devastator: still dumb.
06:33:36 Devastator: bwahahahaahaha
06:34:40 Devastator: another nice throw.
06:34:48 Devastator: how fucking good at throwing is he?
06:34:48 syv: Magical tossing powers
06:35:32 Devastator: ahh, more than one trap.
06:36:09 Devastator: Maybe the plan is to just get them all to teamkill each other.
06:36:25 syv: STILL NOT HOW RECOIL WORKS
06:37:11 syv: Damn, he wasn't hit yet, can't use his blood
06:37:21 Devastator: Mud, the reasonably-priced blood.
06:37:29 syv: Hahaha!
06:37:36 Devastator: and more absurd throwing skills.
06:37:41 syv: Stupid awesome
06:37:44 Devastator: Yes.
06:38:32 Devastator: enjoying it?
06:39:59 syv: Yeah
06:40:07 syv: Another?
06:40:58 Devastator: ok
06:41:17 syv: Reddy
06:41:23 Devastator: `rr
06:41:28 syv: 5
06:41:29 syv: 4
06:41:30 syv: 3
06:41:32 syv: 2
06:41:33 syv: 1
06:41:35 syv: 0
06:43:37 Devastator: uh oh.
06:43:44 Devastator: no blood.
06:44:28 syv: Finger on the trigger...
06:44:42 Devastator: that looks stable.
06:45:33 Devastator: damn.
06:45:48 Devastator: Figures that the way to actually score a hit is to shoot from a moving vehicle.
06:45:55 syv: He should really carry a machine pistol or something of that sort with him.
06:46:10 Devastator: Yeah.
06:46:14 Devastator: plenty of those to steal.
06:46:26 syv: Nah, the way to score a hit is to shoot at him when he has something expenadble to hit.
06:46:43 Devastator: At this point I'm not certain an Exterminatus would work.
06:47:16 Devastator: besides, he can't use a machine pistol for plot reasons.
06:47:20 Devastator: REVENGE
06:47:27 syv: Tasty tasty knife!
06:48:02 syv: He should've left a landmine in the vent
06:48:05 syv: Oh, tral
06:48:06 Devastator: yes.
06:48:08 syv: *trap
06:48:10 Devastator: dammit!
06:48:31 Devastator: One day I will get to make a tripwire like that, and have a remote-triggered trap in the ceiling above it.
06:48:38 syv: He has no issue manuevering that rifle at all, huh?
06:48:51 Devastator: It's his totem, he just generates new ones.
06:48:59 syv: heh
06:49:22 Devastator: Uh oh.
06:49:44 Devastator: elevators don't work that way, but..
06:50:20 syv: They work that way in spaceships~
06:50:28 Devastator: hell, it's a spaceship.
06:50:42 Devastator: might have antigravity, so the guy could literally squash him with the acceleration.
06:50:54 Devastator: "Fuck"
06:51:23 Devastator: oop, that one didn't release.
06:51:46 Devastator: Hell of a war where something like this doesn't get scavenged.
06:52:12 Devastator: "Fuck"
06:52:46 Devastator: What is this, reverse dutch angle?
06:53:04 Devastator: Uh oh.
06:54:15 Devastator: ...
06:54:20 syv: He seems to be falling into every single trap.
06:54:30 Devastator: I think the guy just has traps in every room.
06:54:38 Devastator: so there's always a trap.
06:54:48 syv: That's reasonable.
06:56:19 syv: I do love that giant gun
06:56:30 Devastator: Heh.
06:56:37 syv: It's just terrible, but it's also wonderful
06:56:53 Devastator: What would make it less terrible?
06:57:03 Devastator: Uh oh, dogtag.
06:57:29 Devastator: and that looks pretty close to a machine pistol.
06:57:33 syv: Not being used in CQB. Also, having a scope mounted to the barrel, like every sane sniper rifle.
06:57:51 syv: and yes
06:58:30 Devastator: Maybe the accuracy is only ok.
06:58:46 Devastator: This looks safe.
06:59:01 syv: That's a fair point, it *is* intended for mechs, which it can only penetrate at close range.
06:59:08 syv: What a horrible knife.
06:59:16 Devastator: too much licking.
06:59:51 Devastator: Uh oh.
07:00:05 syv: Aww
07:00:09 syv: Lost the gun
07:00:16 Devastator: This is a little precarious.
07:00:31 Devastator: he has.. another gun!
07:00:40 syv: Smart man!
07:00:50 syv: And then he sits directly in front of the door.
07:00:59 Devastator: well, he knows Mellowlink's out of ammo.
07:01:05 syv: Ahhh
07:01:10 Devastator: and for REVENGE reasons can't use another weapon.
07:01:44 syv: Ohh, so this is the guy who taught Mellow his tactics. Nice.
07:01:48 Devastator: ..and he just walks out of there.
07:02:08 Devastator: Nah, that was his old platoon leader.
07:02:13 Devastator: he was named a few times.
07:02:29 Devastator: already dead.
07:02:42 syv: No one could survive that!
07:03:52 Devastator: Golfy's dead.
07:04:08 syv: Exactly, how could he have survived that? ;P
07:04:21 syv: That's enough of that for now, methinks.
07:04:33 Devastator: ok.
07:04:35 Devastator: is fun?
07:04:42 syv: Oh yes.
07:05:17 syv: The CQB game's CQC-faction AMR is now threeshot, internal magazine, semiauto, with a horribly mounted scope.
07:05:40 Devastator: Heh.
07:05:52 Devastator: as it should be.
07:06:04 Devastator: and an underbarrel piledriver?
07:06:16 syv: That'll have to be a player project, sadly.
07:06:34 Devastator: Eh.
07:06:38 Devastator: No more mook, so..
07:08:54 syv: If only he were toting this thing around. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_IWS_2000
07:09:26 Devastator: yeah.
07:09:32 Devastator: sadly looked like fairly conventional rounds.
07:09:57 syv: Yeah
07:10:44 syv: Did we ever get a shot of his rifle's bore?
07:11:11 Devastator: Maybe.
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09:47:45 Topic for #einsteinianroulette: ER should get better soon!
09:47:45 Topic set by syv [Thursday 11 July 2019, 04:04:28]
10:46:31 syv: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evyebp/this-company-is-selling-drone-mounted-flamethrowers-to-the-general-public?utm_source=vicefbus
10:46:47 syv: Flying civilian flamethrowers! Awesome!
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23:28:42 er: Who?
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23:28:58 ER: why, me of course!
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