01:10:48 Devastator: take as long as you like.
01:10:56 Devastator: old school IRC ettiquite that.
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01:55:12 ER: I died beating sekiro bosses
01:55:27 ER: now I return to claim revenge
02:08:28 ER: the only thing that can break the curse
02:09:35 Devastator: I mean, Nak came back and updated first.
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03:48:05 ER: ROBEEEEEEEEEERRRRRTTTTTTTTT
03:48:32 ER: first playthrough: beat armored warrior first try blind
03:48:45 ER: second playthrough: armored warrior is my first true death
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04:09:00 syv: Further context: Upon Armored Knight falling off his little bridge, he screams "ROOOOBEEEERRRT!" very loudly and randomly. 'Tis a meme.
04:09:32 ER: it's not random if you know his l o r e ;p
04:10:09 syv: Which you can't know until after you kill him, excepting spoilers.
04:10:41 ER: fireworks lore is something
04:10:58 syv: Does that mention the armored knight? I thought it only talked about Robert.
04:11:12 ER: it talks about robert and his dad
04:12:54 syv: Yeah, and the only link is that they're from across the southern sea. At best you can guess that the armored knight is a foreigner while fighting him. Totes related, they're both foreigners. ;P
04:12:56 Piecewise__: Yeah, they sell the fireworks in the first real level with the crow merchant
04:13:24 syv: I only found that merchant after Anayama died.
04:13:38 Piecewise__: The armored warrior also talks about his son as you fight him
04:14:00 ER: and about how he's fucking invincible
04:14:30 Piecewise__: its ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
04:14:45 syv: I didn't play in Jap, but yes, it's funnier in Jap.
04:14:56 ER: I did it that way because I'm on english voice second playthrough
04:15:13 Piecewise__: so you finally beat it
er/
04:16:10 syv: Now he's gonna do Shura ending, with Emma's model replacing Wolf's.
04:16:39 syv: Does the model replacement also apply to cutscenes,
ER?
04:16:50 Piecewise__: I just want someone to replace emma's voice clips with hulk hogan clips
04:17:38 Piecewise__: Honestly replace everyone's voice clips with hulk hogan clips
04:17:45 Piecewise__: especially chained ogre
04:17:59 Piecewise__: "BROTHER!" *flying kick*
04:18:15 ER: be the change you want to see in the world,
PW
04:20:21 Devastator: Fucking invinicible.
04:20:25 Devastator: I know someone like that.
04:27:15 syv: From the cursory look I gave it, replacing voice files seems to be relatively simple, as modding goes.
04:28:52 Devastator: Did everyone just die in mook,
PW?
04:28:57 Devastator: That's very much an everyone dies song.
04:32:08 Devastator: someone may one day make a song that's more everyone dies.
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05:01:10 MidJag: I clearlly can not touch type as well as I think
05:03:49 MidJag: oh hey, a
syv and a dubs.
05:04:11 Devastator: just feeling okay lately.
05:04:22 Devastator: Maybe because apparently things are going to hell in Mook.
05:04:40 Devastator: and there are few times I'm happier than when everything is fucked up and I need to come up with a plan.
05:05:03 MidJag: Nothing like everything going to hell in handbasket to make things fun~
05:05:27 Devastator: well, I don't know much yet.
05:05:30 Devastator: have to wait for the turn.
05:05:50 Devastator: but
PW linked Komm Süsser Tod.
05:06:32 Devastator: One day someone may make a song that's more suitable for everyone dying.
05:06:37 Devastator: but that day has not yet come.
05:07:15 MidJag: It certainlly has a melancholy to it.
05:09:32 MidJag: Also why is the title in like German or something, and the song is English
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06:18:00 syv: And another one bites the dust.
06:24:07 syv: I regret deciding to be nice to Ozarck and not murder his character outright.
06:24:26 Devastator: it wasn't his failure that killed everyone here.
06:24:43 Devastator:
Paris rolled yet another 1 on his 1d12, and then had a 1 for fate.
06:25:20 syv: No, no, more because I missed the second chance failing *last* round would have gained me.
06:25:53 syv: I also regret not buying the personality copier. I very nearly did, posted order to, but edited them.
06:26:12 Devastator: Didn't amtter much.
06:26:33 Devastator: Also, I think someone buying it would mean time to quit the game anyawy.
06:26:41 Devastator: so not much of a loss.
06:26:47 syv: Someone did buy it, pretty sure.
06:27:03 Devastator: Well, then for the best.
06:27:26 Devastator: won't get stuck in a game where everyone's immortal again.
06:27:38 Devastator: and also killed everyone.
06:27:41 Devastator: well, someone's getting demoted.
06:27:46 syv: Wouldn't it be amusing for Revel to be stuck in a weak, vulnerable spiderbot?
06:28:14 Devastator: If you get anyone stuck, pick waifubots.
06:28:44 syv: I wouldn't be able to afford one. But if someone bought Rezel a waifubot body, and he couldn't afford anything better, he'd totally accept.
06:28:58 syv: ...That would actually have a fair chance to happen, thinking about it.
06:29:21 syv: >Couldn't afford anything better
06:29:37 syv: Spiderbot's better than a quamp waifu.
06:29:51 Devastator: You buy a spiderbot.
06:30:11 Devastator: You wake up in something else because someone else paid them to stuff you in something else.
06:30:37 syv: Nah, people aren't that arbitrarily mean.
06:30:44 Devastator: I would have done that.
06:30:52 Devastator: because you almost murdered everyone last time.
06:31:07 Devastator: Same for
paris's char.
06:31:19 Devastator: Well, no, not everyone.
06:31:21 syv: Well, you're not people, anyway.
06:31:59 syv: Worst I recall doing was harming Rezel's chances of getting paid, and being inactive when other people might have benefited from activity.
06:33:00 Devastator: Didn't you activate the turrets and shot our boss in the face?
06:33:07 Devastator: I remember some other stuff happening.
06:33:49 syv: I didn't mess with the turrets at all. I did shoot the orangutan in the face, but he wasn't our boss then, and that would only have harmed Rezel anyway.
06:34:16 syv: I also tried to type "cat" into the fleshprinter, but failed due to no tech.
06:35:35 Devastator: unless it was someone else who made catmonster.
06:35:44 syv: The tuxedo cat monster that actually did attack someone was made by somebody else, recall, and it only harmed its creator anyway.
Paris, IIRC. Maybe Pan? A P-person.
06:36:03 Devastator: Yeah, should have paid to fuck with his backup body.
06:36:12 Devastator: maybe I'll retcon that for
PW.
06:36:33 Devastator: because creating catmonster was the biggest fuckup of the last mission.
06:36:52 syv: You're quite the vindictive individual, aren't you?
06:37:16 Devastator: That character was supposed to be a survivor.
06:37:31 Devastator: Figured the biggest threat would be teammates.
06:37:56 syv: "This jackass tried to be nice to somebody else, failed despite having a great score for the action he tried, and immediately got attacked by the monster he created. Someone else had to rescue him. For this grave, grave mistake, I'm going to ruin the game for that bastard!"
06:38:34 Devastator: "This jackass made a nasty monster by accident, and then almost killed everyone with a mini black hole later on."
06:39:03 Devastator: "So I'm going to do a prank that'll mess him up for one or two turns until he gets someone to put him back into a proper body again."
06:39:09 syv: Yeah, but creating the catmonster was the primary reason for murder.
06:39:17 syv: After all, "(
Devastator) because creating catmonster was the biggest fuckup of the last mission.
06:39:32 Devastator: black hole solved a problem as well as made one.
06:39:39 Devastator: catmonster was all downside.
06:39:47 syv: Buying a quamp waifubot then jamming someone inside it isn't a one or two turn prank.
06:40:02 Devastator: I wouldn't have done that, that was an example of how one could be worse than a spiderbot.
06:40:23 syv: Also, it's fucking RTD man, it's not his fault he rolled 1 on a d12 stat twice.
06:40:46 Devastator: but why shouldn't I roll with the dice?
06:42:20 Devastator: fuckups happen, man. Any revenge would be graded somewhat towards whatever happened, and subject to me fucking up myself in the process of attempting it.
06:42:35 syv: Because if playing your character accurately ruins other people's enjoyment, you're just being a jackass, because playing a character accurately isn't actually an important thing. It also kinda implies that you made a bad character, since playing it accurately requires being a jackass.
06:42:54 syv: Now, if it's only a minor prank, and the greatest cost is to yourself, sure, whatever.
06:43:09 syv: But I had been under the impression you weren't going for a minor prank.
06:43:44 Devastator: In a world where running for your life from a rogue black hole is Tuesday, a minor prank is something that looks pretty serious.
06:44:48 Devastator: I'd come up with something creative for revenge, anyway.
06:44:49 syv: I'm qualifying these things on the basis of how much the actual player behind the character cares.
06:45:35 Devastator: not giving a shit is just as bad as giving too much of a shit.
06:48:10 Devastator: Also, it's rough getting chewed out for something I haven't done, and probably won't do.
06:48:17 Devastator: I'll just chat about it with
PW for a bit tomorrow.
06:48:25 Devastator: and it won't happen.
06:49:36 syv: Eh, sorry for wording things so aggressively.
06:49:55 Devastator: I'd come up with something related to the situation, in any case.
06:50:11 syv: No hard feelings meant, I still like you. I just don't really watch my words with you. :\
06:51:04 Devastator: I think for you and catmonster it would have been getting him to print out a cat for you, and then doing something to it to make it a bit weird or something.
06:51:26 syv: Aww, see that'd've been awesome
06:51:46 Devastator: so it does something disturbing while giving you what you want.
06:52:19 Devastator: For
paris fucking up his tech uses, might pay to get his new hands put on back to front. He'd have to pay a bit to get them fixed and it'd be annoying, but it wouldn't be fatal.
06:53:17 Devastator: something related to whoever screwed up, nothing too extreme, and I'd be the one who had to pay to get things done.
06:53:53 syv: Yeah, see all those are fine.
06:54:34 Devastator: I might mess with your gun a bit if you did something different wrong.
06:54:37 syv: Paying for a waifubot, making the bot an amputee, then bribing command into putting an ally's mind inside the new crippled sex toy...?
06:54:56 Devastator: ..that was an example of how a waifubot could be worse than a spiderbot.
06:55:22 Devastator: Yeah. If I did do amputee it would be missing one arm.
06:55:28 Devastator: which would be annoying but readily fixable.
06:56:20 syv: Also substantially less severe than I was thinking!
06:56:36 syv: For no reason beyond my mind jumping to the worst possible interpretation.
06:57:37 Devastator: Maybe no-arms if I specifically wanted 'worse than a spiderbot.'
07:00:17 Devastator: normal waifubot would be for someone with a normal body, and I'd go with some body that looks the opposite of whatever the character was known for. ;-p
07:00:28 Devastator: ie, someone with a normal d6 stat robot body for reupload.
07:01:18 Devastator: so the character would get the same thing, and have to decide between keeping it or not.
07:01:26 Devastator: (that is, stat-wise.)
07:03:20 syv: ...What would be the opposite body of Rezel?
07:04:28 Devastator: well, small and twitchy, so probably the opposite of that.
07:05:16 syv: So, like, a big strong imposing dude body?
07:05:28 Devastator: Nah, gotta be a waifu.
07:05:45 syv: So a big strong imposing woman.
ER's type.
07:05:49 Devastator: So tall and emotionless.
07:06:37 Devastator: Maybe give you a lisp or something.
07:07:04 Devastator: or maybe no inside voice.
07:07:21 Devastator: Also, "While waiting for OMNIcorp to rescue our souls from the HELL dimension, chase down and repeatedly shoot Jon's soul. Stabbing, beating, and persistently insulting is also acceptable, but not preferred."
07:07:28 Devastator: That seems pretty vindicative.
07:11:46 Devastator: going to start a new character?
07:11:49 syv: It doesn't actually matter.
07:12:02 syv: Also, I actively dislike Ozarck, so a bit of vindictiveness is suitable...
07:12:24 syv: If Dubs restarts it, I guess so.
07:12:51 Devastator: Dubs wants to continue the game.
07:12:54 Devastator: just need to make new characters.
07:13:20 syv: I'll make one when the time comes, then.
07:14:03 Devastator: ..which is now, more or less.
07:14:06 Devastator: although you could take some time off.
07:16:15 syv: Literally nobody else has made a character yet, man. What's the rush?
07:17:10 syv: Mook chars aren't complex, anyway.
07:17:19 Devastator: I bet you someone will have a new one up today.
07:17:37 syv: I wouldn't take that bet, it's too guaranteed.
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08:34:41 parisbre56: just have
ER use his occult to do a Final Destination
08:34:50 parisbre56: say it was all a premonition
08:35:16 syv: I vote for this plan, partially because it'll send
Devastator into a fit.
08:35:37 Devastator: I was wondering if
PW would allow for a mission reset.
08:35:42 Devastator: if he said yeah, I would have taken him up on it.
08:35:53 Devastator: that was one of the more ridiculous TPKs I've ever seen.
08:36:27 Devastator: muffing those 1d12s, baby.
08:36:53 parisbre56: the invincible janitor
08:37:31 parisbre56: if I get to keep my character I don't really have any money, so maybe I'll ask to be carried around in a PDA or something
08:37:41 parisbre56: or maybe just upload myself to the shuttle
08:37:58 parisbre56: make sure it's even harder to get rid of my Xan dice :P
08:38:11 Devastator: Maybe just call that guy cursed and leave.
08:38:21 Devastator: if you upload to a pda the murder AI will probably kill you inside it.
08:39:45 Devastator: Which would be a novel way to finish things.
08:39:53 Devastator: make it a clean sweep and all that.
08:40:07 parisbre56: his own petard and all that
08:41:27 Devastator: yeah, just pretty impressive turn. Ones all around.
08:41:38 Devastator: like that thing about the four monks.
08:41:58 parisbre56: seriously though, it's like a curse. I took inspiration from wizards when making that character, the sort of char Xan would make
08:42:15 Devastator: Think of Xan and you become him.
08:42:16 parisbre56: even gave myself explosive skill so I could throw fireballs around
08:42:51 parisbre56: and yeah, I think most of my significant rolls were 1 or 12
08:43:46 parisbre56: I'll just blame Jon for everything
08:44:37 syv: At least I did manage to draw blood on the bastard.
08:45:01 Devastator: that was pretty terrible all around.
08:45:06 parisbre56: true, you were the most successful
08:45:10 Devastator: no glory for anyone but him, really.
08:45:30 Devastator: maybe I should have used a flashbang.
08:45:51 Devastator: I mean, that 1 still would have meant nothing.
08:45:57 syv: Yes, yes, that would have helped immenselu.
08:46:28 Devastator: stun everyone else on the shuttle, yes.
08:46:38 Devastator: might have ended up better off than your guy rolling another 1.
08:48:03 Devastator: rolling that 1 on the pilot the shuttle d12.
08:48:07 Devastator: That was your guy, right?
08:48:38 parisbre56: "Treat shuttle like a giant bullet and shoot it at its destination"
08:49:57 syv: ...Would someone happen to have a link to the Cabal rules doc?
08:50:02 Devastator: that was just terrible all around.
08:50:12 syv: I accidentally closed mine, it's not in history, and the forums are down...
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