ERLOG 2019-06-22

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00:27:46 Devastator: Welp.
00:27:54 Devastator: PW complains about having to describe waifu-bot?
00:27:58 Devastator: Is that serious or not serious?
00:28:06 ER: heh
00:29:10 Devastator: "If you didn't want that to happen, you shouldn't have put it on the item list."
00:29:18 Devastator: Assuming, of course, that someone else didn't put that on the list.
00:29:34 ER: pretty sure that was him, yup
00:30:06 ER: wonder if you upload into that body if you can reconfigure it at will
00:31:08 Devastator: Might be a one-shot thing.
00:31:30 Devastator: Maybe a technician can reset it.
00:32:07 Devastator: yeah, seemed to involve the suitcase.
00:41:01 Devastator: on the other hand, that 12 might mean it's too ninja for anyone to find it.
00:41:19 Devastator: so it'll just jump out of nowhere at random moments from now on to save Lupa's char.
00:41:36 ER: but not because she likes him or anything
00:41:55 Devastator: ~baka
00:42:29 Devastator: well, I've got enough money for one. ;-p
00:43:25 ER: really wanted to buy that antibio implant from hotfire, but no money...
00:44:04 ER: I'll have to hoard collectables to sell for large dollars
00:44:10 Devastator: What's hotfire want for it?
00:44:22 ER: he's installing it
00:44:36 ER: but PW said 200 resale value, and I have 50
00:44:40 Devastator: ahh
00:45:01 ER: just have to cut it off heather's corpse, right...
00:45:38 Devastator: Well, Spuds would be willing to make a loan, but probably not for 600.
00:46:39 ER: if I take a loan it'll be for the necromantic instigator, 1500 OMNI. :P
00:46:50 Devastator: Don't have 1500.
00:50:27 ER: yeah, I'm gonna buy a knife just in case someone with a nice implant dies...
00:51:03 Devastator: I'm gonna buy a ceramic knife just in case. Worth the 75 omnibux.
00:51:44 Devastator: What's the skill on cutting implants out of corpses?
00:51:54 ER: that'd be worth the extra 25 if I had it
00:52:08 Devastator: I'll loan you 25 if you want.
00:52:32 ER: at what kind of interest rate? :P
00:52:38 Devastator: eh, pay back 30.
00:54:36 ER: okay
00:55:39 Devastator: ok. I'll put it in my order, but shouldn't be worth wasting a turn to resolve.
00:55:47 Devastator: so assume you have it.
01:02:38 Devastator: Hmm, that leaves me 3 bucks short of the cost of a waifubot.
01:02:59 ER: sounds like I've gone you a service
01:04:36 Devastator: Yes.
01:05:19 Devastator: Eh, I figure Spuds took this job because he needs money, and will try to have a bunch in the bank when he leaves. If the scrip is worthless, I'll buy valuables to bring home.
01:05:53 Devastator: syv?
01:05:54 ER: gotta keep your motivation in mind, right? ;P
01:06:31 ER: he ain't online
01:06:50 Devastator: Syv reads logs and never shows up online on bay12.
01:08:27 ER: not online on discord neither
01:08:49 ER: he often pops up there at random times
01:09:26 Devastator: ahh.
01:09:34 Devastator: well, just posted in tachell so I thought it'd be worth a try.
01:09:45 Devastator: eh, he'll be here when he wants.
01:16:32 Devastator: Hmm, I wonder if I can make a modified SMG that is better than the metalstorm.
01:16:40 Devastator: or a machine pistol.
01:17:19 Devastator: Also, I see Mellowlink's melee weapon here.
01:17:51 Devastator: gotta make that into a bayonet.
01:20:11 Devastator: Well, damn.
01:20:16 Devastator: I think GE just committed suicide.
01:20:21 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo
01:21:34 ER: I'm confused
01:21:58 Devastator: A triumph of technology.
01:22:43 ER: this was a triumpth
01:22:54 Devastator: I'm making a note here.
01:22:56 ER: I'm making a note here; huge success
01:23:21 Devastator: That video is like something out of Omnicorp, though.
01:24:35 ER: how much can you get out of giving your lightbulbs firmware?
01:24:58 Devastator: You can jack up the prices and sell them to idiots.
01:25:06 Devastator: Piecewise, should add something like that to the armoury.
01:25:17 Devastator: A gun that's great but requires a tech roll in addition to the gun roll.
01:26:15 ER: what exactly does resetting a light bulb do
01:27:02 Devastator: It lets you remote control it with a different device.
01:30:01 Piecewise: That video
01:30:05 Piecewise: reminds me of this
01:30:06 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ
01:30:32 ER: yeah but that video is a lot better
01:32:20 Piecewise: Turn the light off and on to spell out "HELP" in morse code
01:32:46 Piecewise: Then spell out this url in morse code again
01:42:35 Devastator: ...
01:42:50 Devastator: Is anime catbot running away because of nakedness?
01:46:19 ER: I figured it was because she's a fucking spaz
01:48:52 Devastator: ok.
01:54:27 ER: like you know catgirls be like that
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02:03:12 Piecewise: Dev I assume you've had cats
02:03:31 Piecewise: are my cats the only ones that occasionally just lose their shit and run off chasing nothing?
02:05:59 Devastator: No, not really.
02:06:16 Devastator: sometimes cats just gotta cat.
02:06:28 Piecewise: His catgirl is about 50% cat so...
02:06:29 Piecewise: cat stuff
02:06:46 Piecewise: Sort of like the cat girl from dungeon mushi
02:08:31 Devastator: ok.
02:08:35 Devastator: so that was the 12, then?
02:12:54 Piecewise: yep
02:16:11 Devastator: ok.
03:02:08 Devastator: is a 12 worse than a 6?
03:02:13 Devastator: (on d6)
03:07:40 Devastator: oop.
03:07:43 Devastator: forums be down?
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03:17:21 ER: apparently
03:17:29 Piecewise: Nah they're basically the same
03:18:53 Devastator: ok.
03:19:17 Devastator: ouch.
03:21:32 Devastator: How many stats does the standard body start with?
03:22:10 ER: I saw that syv was online on discord but just as I was about to type a pointless message to him he went offline
03:22:14 ER: it's like he knew
03:22:49 ER: robobody starts with d6 in everything, which is really pretty great.
03:23:07 ER: clone body just has "set stats", so who knows
03:23:25 Devastator: It is, that's a good few levels to get those.
03:23:44 Devastator: Run two missions and you too can be your designated waifu. ;-p
03:24:02 ER: there's also a lot more expensive robobody II with d8 in everything
03:24:12 Devastator: Still dirt cheap, really.
03:24:32 Devastator: The other reason to quit, I don't want to have to buy a robobody to compete. ;-p
03:25:13 ER: could always get a mech armor instead
03:25:26 Devastator: Rather build my own.
03:26:53 Devastator: 5000 seems like a lot..
03:30:02 Devastator: I suppose organosculpting might be cheaper than a mini-mech.
03:30:06 Devastator: Just be the minimech.
03:32:17 Devastator: Get an organosculpting impant and a pallet of nutri-paste.
03:32:25 Devastator: and roll well..
03:33:24 Devastator: hmm.
03:33:29 Devastator: would that actually be viable, Piecewise?
03:36:00 Devastator: guess not.
03:36:04 ER: could probably just pay for a real good organic clone body
03:38:02 Devastator: I dunno what the limits are.
03:38:21 ER: buy a big boi body
03:38:39 ER: transplant your brain into a demon
03:39:04 ER: or just pull a reginald
03:39:27 Devastator: go ape?
03:40:12 ER: be big ape
03:40:16 Devastator: If I was going to go ape, Saeko would have done that already.
03:40:21 Devastator: Particularly big ape. ;-p
03:41:02 ER: be extremely large ape and give all the sekiro players flashbacks
03:41:38 Devastator: yes?
03:42:35 ER: tellin you, saeko's combat form should just be guard ape
03:43:23 Piecewise: Might be
03:45:04 Devastator: Shoulda told her that IC, ER.
03:45:40 Devastator: as is I doubt I'll be doing any personal buffs unless there's a huge payoff.
03:46:00 ER: what, you want me to call you tiny?
03:46:12 Devastator: Sure.
03:46:15 Devastator: some bullying.
03:49:24 Devastator: Probably would have been more useful than +1 die size on that armour.
03:49:49 ER: rawr
03:50:10 Devastator: yeah.
03:50:35 Devastator: I think I was on the fence over doing that or buffing the armour, just wanted armour a bit more.
03:51:09 ER: well, armor is always helpful
03:51:26 ER: going hulk is only useful as long as you're hulked
03:51:53 Devastator: No reason it couldn't have been permanent.
03:52:08 Devastator: wasn't going to do like d12 strengthen grow.
03:52:23 ER: yeah, but do you want to be permanently a big ole ape?
03:54:32 Devastator: Why ape?
03:54:48 Devastator: although putting ape in it might make it more effective on humans.
03:55:43 ER: because you'd be a fuckoff huge angry ape, of course
03:56:17 Devastator: yes.
03:56:32 Devastator: I'd prefer to just intimidate you by being like one inch taller. ;-p
03:56:36 ER: good way to like, make a point
03:57:06 Devastator: yeah.
03:57:20 Devastator: temp intimidation ape might backfire with the magebreakers.
03:58:23 Devastator: being one inch taller probably not.
03:58:44 Devastator: of course, prolly woulda critfailed and shrunk right in front of you or something. ;-p
04:09:10 Devastator: I think I'll leave being tiny to the new player.
04:11:08 Devastator: RC's in some real trouble.
04:11:17 ER: nice
04:12:26 Devastator: Yeah.
04:12:40 Devastator: Shouldn't have skimped on the buff payoffs..
04:12:48 Devastator: or kept so much gold as not mana.
04:13:26 Devastator: Although I was seriously considering the backstab if they survived and screwed up.
04:14:59 Devastator: "You let 90% of the hostages die so you could loot everything, and you want more cheap buffs?"
04:15:15 Piecewise: ...yes
04:15:49 Devastator: Yeah. Had some nasty stuff planned, but looks like it'll be less likely now.
04:16:09 Devastator: Temp buff + Grow Weaker.
04:16:56 Devastator: A couple months later you fall down drooling and paralyzed like a 3.5 char with a negative stat score.
04:17:27 Devastator: Still probably have a chance with the rainbow sword and antimagic orb.
04:17:31 Devastator: If they think of those.
04:21:33 Devastator: For you I don't think something like that would be too much of a risk as you could always just channel away the debuff on you.
04:21:36 Devastator: Well, probably.
04:23:39 Devastator: It'd probably work for stats, probably not if you're actually shrunk or something.
04:25:40 ER: I eat your puny debuff and become stronger
04:25:56 Devastator: Yeah.
04:25:59 Devastator: less to risk for you.
04:26:19 Devastator: I don't think I could get something like that to stick.
04:26:33 Devastator: unless it involves leg amputation or something.
04:26:37 Devastator: or maybe shrinking.
04:27:22 ER: well, plus I have breaker buddies now
04:27:54 Devastator: Ayup. They're probably the best argument so far for getting serious with self-buffs.
04:28:05 Devastator: lotta power.
04:30:45 Devastator: ..I could probably kill someone's limbs through vasoconstriction, or make a time-delay stroke.
04:30:55 Devastator: Yeah, that'd be how to do it.
04:34:46 Devastator: exploding head a few days later.
04:35:58 ER: but wait that's illegal
04:36:37 Devastator: Yes.
04:37:08 Devastator: hence why probably only screw over RC & Co with dueling 'grow stronger' and 'grow weaker' spells, with the strengthen one set to time out.
04:37:24 Devastator: I just hope the bone-brain could track that..
04:37:32 Devastator: ;-p
04:38:05 ER: you know that boners for brains only pays attention to model kits and terrible manga
04:38:33 Devastator: Pretty much.
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04:38:47 Devastator: Oops.
04:38:51 ER: LUL
04:39:03 Devastator: indeed.
04:39:11 Devastator: too much talk about his forum games. ;-p
04:41:21 Devastator: not enough terrible manga.
04:43:54 Devastator: any syv yet?
04:44:12 Devastator: maybe not tonight.
04:44:17 ER: nope
04:44:18 Devastator: probably on normal person sleep times.
04:44:28 ER: syv, nah
04:44:48 Devastator: I think he's been moving around for a week.
04:48:23 ER: yeah, he took me shooting :P
04:49:06 Devastator: have fun?
05:23:22 ER: well of course
05:38:41 Devastator: that's good.
05:38:43 Devastator: shooting what?
05:39:52 ER: 9mm, out of something with a forgetable name
05:40:05 ER: that syv probably remembers the name of
05:40:11 ER: because he's a GUN NERD
05:40:40 Devastator: Heh.
05:48:06 ER: need to get syv to run that contemporary setting mercenary company game.
05:48:35 ER: because if he's not updating the one fast enough, the obvious solution is to have two of them!
05:51:22 Devastator: yes!
05:51:30 Devastator: Although I do want more pumsys.
05:52:43 ER: more pumsy!
05:55:23 Devastator: yes.
05:55:32 Devastator: New characters, memories..
05:55:34 Devastator: lots of stuff.
05:55:58 Devastator: plus RGU may end up wishing my character into a world-destroying monster which could be fun in itself.
05:59:08 Devastator: hmm, AH update.
05:59:14 ER: ye
05:59:35 Devastator: modeansmizers.
05:59:37 ER: bloody place is too broken
05:59:47 Devastator: well, someone to make not undead.
05:59:53 Devastator: and apparently good food makes you stronger.
05:59:57 Devastator: so you might have hit on it the other day.
06:00:22 Devastator: Ooh, didn't see those.
06:00:26 Devastator: skeletons in the light fixtures.
06:03:04 Devastator: eh, just get five million hearts and win that way. ;-p
06:03:18 Devastator: I'm sure you'll have time to grind up to some five-digit level.
06:11:38 Devastator: http://loweringthebar.net/2019/06/dui-laws-driving-a-tank.html
06:11:44 Devastator: Ahh, lowering the bar.
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06:23:20 syv: It was an HK VP9, which I really liked in most respects besides the Glock-style internal hammer and trigger safety, both of which are just a complete violation of common sense to me.
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06:23:31 Devastator: Heard someone justifying the light switch method by mentioning commercial settings with really high ceilings.
06:23:37 ER: k
06:23:54 Devastator: Those lights generally are on circuits that take more than a few seconds to power up, due to the large areas.
06:26:31 Devastator: and yes, drive-by syvving, that.
06:36:05 ER has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
06:36:58 Devastator: bye.
07:14:08 Devastator: Hmm.
07:14:27 Devastator: I do love watching RTS players forced to play off-style.
07:14:37 Devastator: I just wish I was better at them so I could force that more often myself.
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