ERLOG 2019-05-24

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00:33:44 Devastator: Yes.
00:33:47 Devastator: Heya Piecewise_
00:34:07 Piecewise_: Hello
00:34:17 Devastator: How are you enjoying Left Hand Path, anyway?
00:43:16 Devastator: ..and good smbc today.
00:44:02 Piecewise_: Pretty good
00:44:13 Piecewise_: I feel I might be a bit slow
00:45:09 Devastator: oh?
00:51:49 Piecewise_: Hmm I just worry people might get bored
00:52:17 Devastator: Ahh.
00:52:21 Devastator: well, maybe.
00:56:41 Devastator: Ahh, syv.
00:56:47 Devastator: "Or maybe.. wish that when magical girls die, their families won't feel despair, but know that their family member had been doing something good?"
00:56:48 Devastator: ((DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!))
00:58:21 Devastator: ..Also, looks like I'll have to revisit the capital, when in less of a hurry.
01:10:52 Devastator: Maybe the magic research facility would like some of that word jade.
01:13:03 Devastator: Or they could test if 'grow stronger' permanent is some kinda curse. ;-p
01:15:19 Devastator: or just a more efficient way to do permabuffs.
01:26:15 Piecewise_: Also you're next to Egan right now
01:26:22 Piecewise_: maybe slap him or something
01:26:31 Piecewise_: teach him a lesson in showing up
01:26:39 Piecewise_: not like I'm a quick updater or anything
01:27:19 Piecewise_: https://nypost.com/2019/05/22/female-squash-stars-furious-after-given-vibrators-as-tournament-prize/
01:27:21 Piecewise_: oof
01:30:10 Devastator: Probably just try to push past the statue.
01:30:15 Devastator: Or hug him.
01:30:17 Devastator: ;-p
01:30:39 Devastator: oops.
01:31:31 Devastator: and yeah, I'll poke Egan.
01:31:38 Devastator: And definately oof for that.
01:33:41 Devastator: Hey, new Cabal character.
01:48:59 Piecewise_: huh
01:49:05 Piecewise_: why would anyone make that mistake
01:53:22 Devastator: hmm?
01:56:06 Piecewise_: of joining cabal
01:56:38 Devastator: Ahh.
01:56:43 Devastator: inability to catch up?
01:56:55 Devastator: or just PW game in general?
03:14:35 Piecewise_: Mostly just a joke
03:14:46 Piecewise_: but seems an odd time to join up regardless
03:14:51 Piecewise_: but I guess it occasionally happens
03:55:52 Devastator: Yeah, I suppose.
03:56:03 Devastator: Otoh, I don't see any reason it couldn't.
03:56:07 Devastator: not really in direct competition.
03:56:19 Devastator: Also, deceased ER-golem in the way in front of the desk..
04:00:14 Devastator: Oh.
04:00:28 Devastator: Right, I promised to mention your absurd rolls in mario-ing through that thing in birdgame.
04:00:47 Devastator: Care for it, Piecewise_?
04:01:01 Piecewise_: sure
04:01:09 Devastator: You had four rolls out of six be 12s.
04:01:27 Piecewise_: The power of bullshit is on my side still
04:01:31 Devastator: Now you didn't technically need to roll that high, some things would have been okay with less than that, and one of the 12s was unrelated.
04:01:46 Devastator: I should roll this turn to see if you successfully pick a fight with the equivalent of a sunbeam.
04:02:19 Piecewise_: Don't make me punch the concept of light
04:02:52 Devastator: Probably be the last 12 at work, there.
04:03:23 Devastator: but it would actually make sense to allow for that sort of thing to happen.
04:03:45 Devastator: ok, 12 or 11 it notices you and your hostility, then I'll roll for its disposition.
04:04:10 Devastator: Nope!
04:04:16 Devastator: Which is good, because the sunbeam is pissed.
04:04:57 Devastator: And it's already-badass stats would get upgraded a bit due to that roll.
04:09:55 Devastator: (Since you have no idea what you would be fighting, and it's an obviously unclear situation, I roll an extra die to see if I bump up or down the danger of your opponent a bit.)
04:10:00 Piecewise_: Today in the news: Bird fights laser
04:10:19 Devastator: Usually that roll is for things like how tough the next guy up the ladder is, say.
04:11:00 Devastator: Or situations where you'll get an indicator, like the door guard in the next room, where you'd get to evaluate that roll and make a decision.
04:11:29 Devastator: ..I don't think you'd fight the laser well. ;-p
04:16:09 Devastator: Do feel free to continue to try and provoke it.
04:17:13 Devastator: I mean, I'm sure you can find something to fight.
04:19:38 Piecewise_: And if not
04:19:43 Piecewise_: I will make something to fight
04:21:35 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB5qHSlTENk
04:33:07 syv has joined #einsteinianroulette
04:33:28 Devastator: heya syv
04:33:39 syv: heya dev
04:36:01 Devastator: ((DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!))
04:36:09 Devastator: Ahh, do love the Dev effect.
04:36:47 syv: Dev effect?
04:37:05 syv: And yes, I can tell jokes sometimes.
04:37:13 syv: Strange, I know.
04:37:52 Devastator: just giving orders that make people think what the hell is wrong with me.
04:41:42 syv: Mm. Nah, both are totally reasonable.
04:42:00 syv: Trying to turn your character into a furry *is* pretty weird though.
04:45:12 Devastator: Yes.
04:45:19 Devastator: Not like it'd actually happen, though.
04:45:29 Devastator: "I'm sorry for assuming you'd play normally and changing your tactics to something conventionally sane."
04:47:34 syv: That definitely counts, yes.
04:59:48 Devastator: TBH, the werewolf thing makes me feel terrible, forcing something unwanted into someone else's game.
05:02:38 syv: Do I not want it?
05:02:50 syv: It's better than any any of the wishes anyone has *actually* made.
05:04:43 Devastator: well, you know I'm going to be barely able to read any orders related to it, then.
05:06:45 syv: Mm?
05:07:03 syv: I don't follow.
05:08:25 Devastator: I much prefer speculating about such things than actually seeing them happen.
05:09:18 syv: Mm.
05:14:56 Devastator: Also note the generally unpleasant situations like going to the doctor.
05:15:15 Devastator: where it would be extremely awkward.
05:15:47 syv: Why would Alida even need to go to the doctor?
05:16:07 syv: She's already regenerated from having everything below her ribcage blown off.
05:16:20 Devastator: because of the whole 'turning into a furry' thing.
05:16:27 syv: Doctor's can't do shit about her problems.
05:16:29 Devastator: assuming her family wasn't dead at that point.
05:16:41 syv: Solution: Kill her family off.
05:16:52 Devastator: Your solution, yes. ;-p
05:17:15 Devastator: That sounds more like a personal challenge to try and overcome.
05:22:03 Devastator: ie, your desire to kill her family and my desire for it to not happen.
05:23:44 Piecewise_: Did sy watch gunslinger girl yet?
05:26:25 syv: Nope!
05:26:52 syv: I'm not even done watching Death Note. Turns out, I don't actually watch much anime on my own time, as a non-social activity.
05:27:11 syv: Why *would* I watch anime instead of playing Dark Souls, anyway?
05:28:32 Devastator: dark souls: The anime of action games.
05:29:05 syv: Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of action games.
05:31:01 Devastator: is there any anime on the list of stuff to watch?
05:31:27 Piecewise_: Well
05:31:38 Piecewise_: the giant Robo ova's are great
05:32:05 Piecewise_: though their dubbing isn't very good so...if you're a dub guy it might not be as fun
05:32:33 Piecewise_: but I pirated them and liked them so much I went out and bought the 20 year old dvd box set on ebay
05:33:20 syv: Is that Evangelion?
05:33:41 syv: Or literally something called "Giant Robo"?
05:33:59 Piecewise_: Literally something called Giant Robo
05:38:42 Piecewise_: Currently watching a Big Ol' Bass stream
05:39:02 Piecewise_: a ps1 game where you go fishing in increasingly insane places and catch t-rex fish
05:42:24 syv: Oh... kay.
05:42:44 Piecewise_: He just caught a plesiosaur
05:44:09 Devastator: ok.
05:44:23 Devastator: Someone went for truth then.
05:44:26 Devastator: "Giant Robo."
05:46:16 Piecewise_: It has like a pharaoh mask head.
05:46:58 Piecewise_: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Giant_Robo_-_The_Animation.jpg
05:48:51 Devastator: Ok.
05:48:57 Devastator: I think I also have goblin slayer.
05:49:15 Devastator: and IRON FACE: The Anime.
05:49:23 Devastator: Is there like one giant robo in all the world?
06:01:14 Piecewise_: Nah
06:01:18 Piecewise_: there are lots of giant robots
06:01:22 Piecewise_: but one giant robo!
06:01:40 Piecewise_: And he punches the shit out of people
06:02:25 Piecewise_: The OVA is really nice because not only is it just quality animation but it has a retro futuristic style thats really fun.
06:03:00 Piecewise_: Also the villains are a group called "BIG FIRE" who do nazi salutes
06:05:54 syv: Mm.
06:06:06 syv: Sounds fascinating.
06:09:07 Devastator: Sometimes simplicity isn't bad.
06:10:56 syv: Sure, sure, but my id desires firearms and gore. Giant robots are usually boring.
06:11:59 Piecewise_: I mean, fair. But when I give them to you you just go play dark souls for the 900th time
06:14:22 Devastator: Heh.
06:14:39 Devastator: You know, needed more guns in Frodo Baggins vs the alien invasion.
06:23:01 syv: *shrug*
06:30:18 Piecewise_: https://i.imgur.com/Bl7HjZU.png
06:30:25 Piecewise_: There are guns in giant robo
06:31:07 Devastator: on other giant robots, I presume.
06:31:14 Devastator: if THE giant robo punches.
06:32:00 Piecewise_: Giant Robo also has missiles and a giant cannon
06:32:44 Piecewise_: but he defeats the first robot shown by punching straight through it and then rocketing up into the air straight through its crumbling body before it explodes
06:38:14 Devastator: the direct solution.
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06:45:32 Devastator: oop.
06:46:02 syv: That is a sad, sad, sad depiction of a gun.
06:52:37 Devastator: yay!
06:52:41 Devastator: what should it have?
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14:52:42 Devastator: heya.
14:54:33 Piecewise_: hello
14:55:05 Devastator: Ever read about the All Guardsman Party, PW?
14:56:02 Piecewise_: I've heard about it
14:56:26 Piecewise_: The real question is
14:56:30 Piecewise_: have you heard of this
14:56:30 Piecewise_: https://play.date/
14:57:06 Piecewise_: how would you like to pay 150 dollars for a two button handheld with no color, no backlight, and a fucking crank on the side
14:57:26 Devastator: I think I can buy original gameboys for less.
14:58:26 Devastator: The part where you don't get to choose what you play is also impressive.
15:00:44 Piecewise_: I like that they're advertising all its lack of features as a positive
15:00:56 Piecewise_: Yeah dude, its just like the original gameboy!
15:01:13 Piecewise_: There's a reason no one wants to play the original gameboy
15:01:57 Devastator: It.. lasted a long, long time.
15:02:00 Piecewise_: its because it was a weird monochrome yellow green with blurry movement and no backlight
15:02:14 Piecewise_: it was great 20+ years ago
15:02:25 Piecewise_: But it ain't great no more
15:02:27 Devastator: Don't mock it. It's obsolete, but it was amazing for its time.
15:02:30 Devastator: And yeah.
15:04:40 Devastator: Units Sold: 118.69 million.
15:05:43 Piecewise_: Again
15:05:47 Piecewise_: Great at the time
15:06:01 Piecewise_: but attempting to emulate it now without fixing its problems is dumb
15:06:16 Devastator: I also somehow suspect the new one will have shorter battery life.
15:06:21 Devastator: That is, that thing.
15:06:22 Devastator: gotta go.
15:06:23 Piecewise_: https://www.8bcraft.com/product/retrostone/#tab-reviews
15:06:29 Piecewise_: especially when that exists
15:06:30 Piecewise_: Later
17:26:05 ER has joined #einsteinianroulette
17:29:39 Piecewise_: sup er
17:30:53 ER: no, brekfast
17:52:52 ER: puff
17:53:02 ER: how are you, Piecewise_
17:53:13 Piecewise_: Pretty good
17:53:40 Piecewise_: setting up a nice list of kits to keep an eye on and working on an example of a little dungeon creation method.
17:54:19 Piecewise_: using your idea of lunar storage pods
17:54:28 ER: neat
18:00:21 Piecewise_: Looking at the nioh 2 gameplay too
18:03:41 Piecewise_: looks to have some neat new stuff
18:06:19 Piecewise_: You can become a yokai!
18:06:24 Piecewise_: You can play as a lady!
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21:06:51 MidJag: sup?
21:07:05 ER: CHEESE
21:07:43 MidJag: Cheese is pretty great
21:13:47 MidJag: how're you?
21:14:03 ER: tired
21:14:59 MidJag: Tireds always a rough emotion
21:17:29 MidJag: Want to watch a stream?
21:17:43 ER: whatcha got?
21:18:45 MidJag: teleglitch?
21:19:01 MidJag: Or I suppose you could watch me play surgeon simulator, I think I still have it.
21:19:23 ER: hmm, no thanks
21:19:57 MidJag: Anything you'd like to watch in partiuclar?
21:20:09 ER: no
21:20:26 MidJag: aight
21:22:04 MidJag: huh, apparently shrews are venomous.
21:22:54 ER: yes, and platypi
21:23:37 MidJag: I knew the platypi but not the shrew.
21:29:10 Piecewise_: Smog dogs are the most dangerous
21:29:16 Piecewise_: They have venom in their tusks
21:29:39 Piecewise_: BRB burrito
21:30:16 ER: bring me one
21:33:38 ER: https://youtu.be/nGMAErpQOS4
21:33:48 ER: watch to the end
22:24:29 MidJag: charcoal is pretty cool
22:28:12 MidJag: charing it like that actually preserves it quite well
22:36:03 MidJag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni3gmp-VQOM
22:37:50 MidJag: Very different but cool song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkFZn4oPMqE
23:09:52 Piecewise_: Is that a starbound song?
23:10:46 Piecewise_: Because the artwork is from Starbound
23:35:03 MidJag: I don't know actually, I've never played starbounbd
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