ERLOG 2019-04-30

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00:27:22 Devastator: work.
00:27:34 Devastator: did someone do something bad.
00:27:55 ER: I dunno
00:28:08 Devastator: ?
00:50:19 Devastator: aww, no cabal.
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01:40:01 Devastator: Wishing you made your wish before the last dungeon..
01:40:08 Devastator: wouldn't that mean you get a wish now, it just sucks?
02:29:03 Devastator: "Just comply with what the officers say"
02:29:14 Devastator: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF EVERYONE IS JOHN GAME IS THAT?
02:53:53 Devastator: ...
02:54:01 Devastator: Wow, Fleagood is bad even for AH.
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03:03:36 syv: What EIJ game did you find, Dev?
03:04:29 ER: probably the one on B12 RTD right now?
03:04:47 syv: Ah. Yeah, boards, those things I never look at.
03:09:13 Devastator: ..yeah.
03:12:10 Devastator: no offense but 'obey the authority figure' in EiJ is wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong.
03:12:12 Devastator: Too wrong for me.
03:12:37 Devastator: The only time when it's okay is if people are handing you guns or something.
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03:15:19 syv: What if I made my personality's goal "Obey anyone who gives me an order"?
03:16:33 Devastator: Hmm..
03:17:35 syv: Wouldn't be nearly as effective for winning as "Disobey anyone who gives me an order", but nothing's stopping me~
03:19:14 Devastator: Fight the powa!
03:54:32 ER: nobody tells us what to do, nobody
03:55:28 Devastator: Game over man, game over.
03:59:25 syv: Dance, Bonedaddy!
04:00:16 ER: you feeling lucky, punk?
04:01:30 Devastator: What are we supposed to use man, harsh language?
04:05:08 ER: on an unrelated note
04:05:17 ER: he was not lucky
04:12:48 ER: people play my games for the detailed blood graphics, right?
04:13:27 syv: ...Sure?
04:13:57 ER: good times https://i.imgur.com/EqwmY1Z.png
04:14:53 Devastator: flatland that tac game?
04:15:20 syv: Ocean test?
04:15:21 ER: just the first generic game
04:15:25 ER: that's the one
04:21:43 syv: I feel like screaming incoherently.
04:21:58 ER: what else is new?
04:22:56 Devastator: at least you have a mouth.
04:23:35 syv: Mouth is unimportant. Only lungs. A mouth can be opened as necessary, as long as you have lungs.
04:23:43 syv: I suppose the trachea is important too.
04:24:02 Devastator: AM thinks otherwise.
04:26:07 syv: AM is also a massive idiot.
04:26:58 ER: am a dumm
04:27:17 Devastator: Well.. yeah.
04:27:22 Devastator: too much hate.
04:46:15 ER: now, now, what will I do to beat these pesky player characters? hmm.
04:47:26 ER: oh, I let you grapple when holding a 2-handed weapon.
04:49:47 syv: Makes sense, as long as the 2-handed weapon can't be used to attack while grappling.
04:53:36 ER: syv: gonna reaction attack pretty much no matter what here, right?
04:55:06 ER: this is the last enemy free to move before your turn, she's moving just one tile up to you, has dodged you for a -4 to hit, and got dosed with drugs from the other one.
04:55:41 syv: I can't reaction attack.
04:55:56 syv: 4 speed, moved 3, attacked once, so 0 speed left.
04:56:09 ER: attacks don't use speed, dummy
04:57:10 syv: Huh. So they don't. Yet reaction attacks do.
04:57:19 syv: Well, then yes, kill the dog.
05:00:44 syv: ...She's stabbing the scribe. Of course. Idiot couldn't just stand back.
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05:01:55 MidJag: lo
05:02:01 syv: Hey, you!
05:02:10 syv: Time you'll be available for?
05:02:23 MidJag: Like a half hour hour ish.
05:02:36 syv: Barely available!
05:02:45 MidJag: Just got done with an exam and I get extra time so I'm fucking exhasted
05:02:54 syv: ER's updating Tactihell, you've got the next turn after that. Hopefully he'll be fast about it.
05:02:58 MidJag: or got done like an hour or two ago
05:03:38 MidJag: and cool I look forward to it
05:04:22 syv: Youtube is recommending me a video titled "I HATE Superhero Movies", which is 43 minutes long. I agree with that opinion, but am uncertain why I would want to watch what is essentially a movie about someone complaining about movies.
05:07:33 MidJag: heh, yeah I don't understand what's going on with youtubes algorithms any more. I get a bunch of alt right videos for whatever reason
05:08:25 Devastator: That's nasty.
05:22:17 ER: well well, look at the man who rolled a 20 over here
05:22:53 MidJag: Is it me? Because it would explain where all my luck went for that test
05:23:08 ER: you don't use luck for tests, silly
05:23:43 MidJag: When it's a final and your hopeing they don't ask a question you only kinda know you do.
05:23:43 ER: you just use deductive reasoning to know which one's supposed to be the right answer despite not knowing shit
05:25:24 ER: also, I'm currently only rolling, might take a little longer on account of my love for fluff
05:26:04 MidJag: oh yeah ER would you want to do a one shot of MP sometime over the summer over roll 20?
05:26:18 ER: sure
05:26:29 MidJag: cool.
05:26:42 Devastator: hmm.
05:26:55 MidJag: Spayz is intrested, syv's intrestend and I haven't heard back form Berius. Dev your weclome to join.
05:27:11 Devastator: Nah, Doomguy had his run.
05:27:43 MidJag: It was a glorious run, buried deep with the guts of a daemon mech
05:27:55 ER: would have been smart to parry, guess Doga's pretty dead.
05:28:16 Devastator: well, no, he didn't actually get any hits off.
05:28:24 Devastator: sadly.
05:28:37 MidJag: I could have sworn he managed to chainsaw at least somethig
05:29:30 Devastator: Not really, missed and died in two rounds of failure.
05:29:32 Devastator: IIRC.
05:29:53 ER: good job doga, now everyone gets to hit you.
05:30:36 ER: of her four allies, two are fucked already and one is successfully hiding around a corner which still probably won't help.
05:30:45 MidJag: hmm, I'll have to find the bit now I'm curious
05:32:43 ER: https://youtu.be/JNRCA1hbvQk?list=PLstXdGXEYegd3XI7qfL-9B8S4106toCFo
05:43:15 syv: ER, update Tactihell!
05:44:07 ER: no
05:45:17 MidJag: huh, my apologies dev I guess the legs that were cut off were yours.
05:45:32 Devastator: Yeah.
05:46:44 MidJag: Man that plane mech was a complete clusterfuck.
05:47:18 ER: and that's why I said "fuck this" and went off to do anything else with my life
05:47:52 syv: IIRC didn't Groo actually just grab Rufferto and drag him away?
05:48:15 MidJag: pretty much.
05:50:10 MidJag: Berius tried to get the daemon to smoke some sonic MJ and it kinda went downhill from there.
05:50:20 Devastator: oh yeah, the one where syv was too lazy to save my guy.
05:51:52 syv: Too intelligent to charge into certain death, more.
05:52:02 MidJag: Which is strange because it's Groo
05:52:18 syv: I mean seriously, a giant building-sized mecha made out of solid living daemon metal?
05:52:29 Devastator: It wasn't that big.
05:52:40 syv: IC Groo just didn't notice the monster and went wandering off to find something interesting.
05:52:54 syv: ...Yes it was.
05:53:18 Devastator: It was the size of the plane it was.
05:53:23 Devastator: so small building at most.
05:54:17 Devastator: oh well.
05:54:23 MidJag: Man, I really did reveal way too many secrets on IRC.
05:54:26 syv: Yeah, so like at least multistory. You don't kill a multistory metal mecha with a fucking shotgun and katana.
05:54:36 MidJag: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=158543.msg7077443#msg7077443
05:54:38 Devastator: I think we rolled it out, actually.
05:54:55 Devastator: found something like a 1/6 chance of Doomguy straight-up murdering it with that chainsaw.
05:55:28 syv: MidnightJaguar: ((Also if you guys fuck up the banishing, which is likely since its way out of your league, you are all probably going to die.))
05:56:01 syv: Also, no, there was no 1/6 chances in Mainpiston. MJ was using the cursed d36 system back then.
05:56:16 MidJag: That thing was fucking cursed.
05:56:32 Devastator: I think it was some kind of aggregate of multiple rolls.
05:56:33 MidJag: Like legitmetlly, the amount of 1's was ludcirous
05:56:51 MidJag: That table was very pretty though
05:57:54 ER: unlike my totally reliable and not murderous 3d6 system
05:58:01 syv: It was beautiful, as every good cursed artifact is.
05:58:03 ER: also that one was 2d6
05:58:28 MidJag: So mathmatically was it cursed or did it just bend the laws of probability around it?
05:58:44 ER: roll 2d6, take the higher, look at the table.
05:59:09 MidJag: Oh right and ER you were playing Rufferto at the time.
05:59:30 ER: the higher your skill level, the more the high results on the table will tend to be good ones
05:59:33 syv: Mathematically it was just very stilted and harsh.
05:59:52 MidJag: "[int 1] This sounds like a great idea, you aim your rifle at the daemons knee [marksmanship 5] The bullet puts a neat little hole in the left knee of the mecha and does absolutely nothing else. the daemon shifts it's gaze from the prone Damian to you and your friends. Crap."
06:00:11 syv: I balanced it so that at +0, you were more likely to damage things than to succeed.
06:01:37 MidJag: Yes that was the cause of some problems as I recall.
06:02:06 MidJag: I think the worst was when someone had like a +2 or 3 to piloting and they managed to wreck the plane on takeoff.
06:02:12 ER: problem #1: nobody fucking knew what they wer doing~
06:02:58 syv: That was a lucky day! Better to crash the plane while still on the safe island.
06:03:18 MidJag: I had forgotton that the MP's were completly incompetent when they first showed up. http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=158543.msg7081098#msg7081098
06:03:40 syv: I hadn't.
06:05:38 MidJag: Man, I really should not have put that daemon mech in.
06:06:09 syv: You say that, and yet it's one of the rather amusing memories I have of MP.
06:06:44 MidJag: I mean it was hilarious, I just feel like everyone was kinda pissed that I'd done it.
06:06:46 syv: Yeah, it killed a bunch of people, but honestly it was one of the best TPKs in the game. It wasn't total, and we all had several chances to avoid it.
06:07:20 Devastator: I wasn't going to run away without making even one round of combat.
06:07:27 Devastator: I mean, doomguy.
06:08:20 MidJag: I was really sad that doomguy died so early on.
06:08:53 Devastator: eh, not much loss.
06:11:26 syv: I found the d36 table again, and once more I look at it and think "This isn't so bad! It's a little harsh, but not unbalanced."
06:11:44 Devastator: Heh.
06:11:56 MidJag: Don't listen to it's siren call syv, that just leads down a dark path
06:11:59 Devastator: Weren't you convinced that your roll system in Pumsy's would be far too pro-player?
06:12:46 syv: Yes.
06:13:45 ER: it hasn't failed me TOO hard yet
06:13:47 syv: "It's basically a 50/50 split between success and failure at Level +0, only slightly tending towards failure! And critfails only happen 17% of the time, just like on a d6! This is fine!"
06:14:05 MidJag: I think you said those exact words to me at some point.
06:15:04 syv: I've adjusted PS' system to be nicer to players twice, actually. Plus the thunderdome nerf, which made the soul mechanics VASTLY more forgiving.
06:15:15 syv: It's still probably a hard game...
06:15:26 ER: git gud
06:15:44 Devastator: gotta get extra max soul from feeding Pumsy those seeds.
06:17:03 syv: Alternatively, kill and eat Aleksandrs after she makes her wish.
06:17:08 syv: Best solution, really.
06:20:06 ER: just play as bestclass innocent
06:20:41 ER: anyway I posted TH never ask me for anything ever again k~
06:20:51 ER: MIDJAG POST~~~
06:21:43 syv: My design notes for Innocent were literally just. "Efficiency. The munchkin trap, lots of cheap efficient stuff, but not enough direct power to actually be good."
06:22:12 syv: I think I kinda failed though, Innocent is still pretty decent.
06:22:29 MidJag: Creative is best, clearly.
06:22:35 syv: Shush you.
06:22:42 MidJag: I mean who doesn't want to be the thing.
06:22:50 syv: SHUSH.
06:22:59 MidJag shushs
06:23:07 ER: oh yeah Creative is really good
06:23:20 syv: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=173230.msg7963375#msg7963375
06:23:25 syv: Now post in there
06:23:28 Devastator: Cre is good.
06:23:31 ER: almost essential, kind of sucks we don't have one now
06:23:33 Devastator: get to it catgirl.
06:23:46 MidJag: Man, Alex's armor is quite good
06:23:48 ER: I'd call having a creative more "essential" than mercy
06:24:00 Devastator: do you get a bonus or penalty to attacking dogs?
06:24:45 MidJag: I'm not sure Rakiit knows what a normal dog looks like.
06:24:49 Devastator: and you saw an enemy with drugs.
06:24:52 Devastator: so your mission is clear.
06:25:14 syv: Heeey.
06:25:24 MidJag: ?
06:25:27 syv: Alexander should've countered and killed the dog.
06:25:39 Devastator: go kill enemy and steal drugs.
06:25:55 MidJag: heh, of course, that was in response to syvs heeey
06:26:00 ER: reality is fuzzy
06:26:00 syv: She missed him after he parried.
06:26:08 ER: so if I make a mistake it stays
06:26:17 syv: >:(
06:26:45 ER: combat is messy, and god doesn't pay a lot of attention.
06:27:03 syv: This is truly hell for tacticians.
06:27:10 ER: indeed
06:27:35 syv: MJ, you may not want to even waste ammo here. It prooobably won't matter, really, but shooting the dogs is completely unnecessary.
06:27:47 MidJag: Can I meele the dogs?
06:28:02 syv: Alexander could literally solo all of them. As could Rakiit.
06:28:38 syv: ...Yes, just barely, though Rakiit has -2 to melee.
06:28:48 MidJag: ER is Rakiit fast enough to steal drugs out of peoples hands and use them?
06:28:55 ER: sure
06:29:17 MidJag: Time to stunt then.
06:29:21 syv: I think Doga would get multiple reaction attacks against Rakiit though.
06:29:27 ER: these guys are poor though.
06:29:29 syv: Evade first.
06:30:17 MidJag: I'm going for Doba, he's got the pouch
06:30:18 ER: guess I forgot to kill Doga because she's very doomed anyway
06:31:58 syv: You don't actually have an option for who you go for. Doga is the only one.
06:32:03 MidJag: Ah.
06:32:22 syv: To get to Doba you'd need to make three poise checks and tank a ton of reaction attacks.
06:32:39 Devastator: That hard?
06:32:43 MidJag: Rakiit is not much of a tank
06:32:49 Devastator: dodge tank.
06:33:04 MidJag: More a kite tank
06:33:44 syv: Yeah, she's super super dodgy, but could still roll poorly. And she can't actually dodge doba before getting within range. And she has -2 poise.
06:34:19 syv: And any hit from one of these guys could oneshot her. Well, not really because she has lots of determination, but a single hit could drain a lot of determination.
06:34:21 Devastator: could she just line them up and gun them down?
06:34:25 Devastator: doesn't need to melee.
06:34:28 syv: Oh, trivially.
06:35:04 syv: Only reason not to do that is that she "only" has ~100 bullets, and these are mooks that Alexander could punch to death without even taking pain damage.
06:35:38 Devastator: then just claw one up, I suppose.
06:37:26 syv: Yup. Only issue is that Rakiit has -2 melee, so only hits on 13+, so ~37% chance of hitting, and needs to make three dodges before connecting, too.
06:37:51 MidJag: ER do my bullets Pen?
06:37:52 syv: Maybe only two dodges, since Doga could have merely 3 speed, but even that's not really a nice tradeoff.
06:38:38 Devastator: Rakiit really needs clay.
06:38:41 ER: sure MJ
06:38:49 Devastator: shove some demon flesh into those weak stats.
06:38:50 syv: ER, could Rakiit Evade multiple times, taking only the best result, as long as she failed none?
06:39:06 ER: I have no idea what that means in game but it would be silly for 7.62 to not pen
06:39:21 syv: She has +5 dodge and 8 speed, she ain't weak by any means. She could dolo the entire rest of the team@
06:39:23 syv: *!
06:39:41 syv: It's a 7.62 MG? I thought it was 5.56.
06:39:42 MidJag: That's a strange trend in charecters I've played latelly really
06:40:02 ER: uh, sure. It's whatever it is
06:40:17 ER: Also you can dodge repeatedly.
06:40:48 ER: Would have tried again to dodge Rakiit but if I failed I couldn't have gotten that Bloodlust off.
06:41:04 syv: Okay nevermind Rakiit can happily charge the dog without much risk.
06:41:47 Devastator: dolo?
06:41:50 Devastator: well, if she ever hits.
06:43:04 syv: She has a 0.46% chance of failing an evade against a melee-only enemy. Just roll ten times, you'll probably get at least 18 on one of them, and then an unskilled enemy literally can't hit her.
06:43:31 Devastator: ahh
06:43:46 Devastator: and they can't run from her.
06:44:44 syv: Yeah, and Doga doesn't look like it has any significant bonus to hit. Rolled an adjusted 11 and 7, with a +2 from drugs.
06:44:50 syv: So... yeah.
06:44:52 MidJag: I kinda want to see Rakiit and Alex fight and watch two tanks mutually fail to actually hurt each other
06:45:25 Devastator: dink dink dink dink.
06:45:35 syv: Rakiit would win because she can fire a hundred bullets in one round. Otherwise, Alexander would win because he can parry and autokill her if she misses him in melee.
06:45:46 Devastator: Take adamantium claws next level. ;-p
06:45:54 MidJag: Can I even pen his armor though?
06:46:12 ER: that counts the -4 to hit you, syv
06:46:30 syv: Alexander has good pain resist, but it's by no means flawless; he has very very little chance of surviving a hundred hits, or even 20.
06:46:47 Devastator: How many would actually hit?
06:46:49 syv: You can't pen his armor, but pain always penetrates.
06:46:54 MidJag: Ah
06:46:56 syv: Twenty.
06:47:02 Devastator: mmm.
06:47:07 Devastator: 20x ? pain?
06:47:24 MidJag: Well Rakiit woudln't fight Alexander, he's too shiny and nice.
06:48:03 Devastator: yeah
06:48:07 syv: 3 pain per hit, Alexander has resistance 3, so he has a 50% chance of taking no pain damage. Which means he has a 50% chance of taking *at least* one pain damage. He has "only" seven focus, so he would be very lucky to still be standing after fourteen hits.
06:48:32 Devastator: mmm, that'd be the median, wouldn't it?
06:48:40 Devastator: but yeah, you'd go down on the next round.
06:48:43 syv: And really ir'd take more like eight.
06:49:32 syv: Nah. Having low focus isn't a penalty, and there's no DoTs involved. Next round, Alexander would retreat or kill her.
06:50:26 syv: Her high dodge means hitting her would be hard, and her high speed means she could kite infinitely, so retreat would be more likely. At that point, though, he could camp a corner and get her with an AoO.
06:50:36 Devastator: mmm.
06:50:45 Devastator: so pretty even then, assuming she doesn't just run.
06:51:01 MidJag: Clearlly Rakiit needs grenades to protect agains the dreaded corner monsters
06:52:02 Devastator: or just be even more dodgy so even AoOs miss.
06:52:19 Devastator: always make the big numbers bigger.
06:52:29 syv: Can't dodge what you can't see, so he'd be very likely to hit the AoO. Even *then*, though, Rakiit has the Determination to survive one hit, and she could spray a killing barrage of bullets even at minimum range.
06:52:33 ER: you can dodge AoO too
06:54:04 syv: So yeah. In the end: Alexander wins melee handily, Rakiit wins ranged handily, and Rakiit can control combat distance, so she wins everything... up until she runs out of ammo or is cornered.
06:54:25 Devastator: mmm.
06:56:33 MidJag: posted
06:57:20 syv: ER!
06:57:29 ER: also Rakiit has a fluffy tail
06:57:35 ER: big advantage there
06:57:41 Devastator: Indeed.
06:57:45 MidJag: Indeed
06:57:45 syv: Alexander has a shiny metal ass.
06:57:53 syv: There's competition.
06:58:11 Devastator: clearly, rakiit just needs shiny fur.
06:58:22 Devastator: and Alex needs to get his armour upholstered.
06:58:33 ER: MidJag, gotta evade someone specific
06:58:43 ER: gonna evade doga?
06:59:02 MidJag: yes
06:59:51 Devastator: ...
06:59:53 MidJag: syv has Alexander ever taken off his helemet? Or lifted off his face plate?
06:59:55 Devastator: does doba get an attack?
07:01:16 ER: what do you mean?
07:02:26 Devastator: Not the one dancing around, the one being attacked.
07:02:31 Devastator: being danced around.
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07:02:46 MidJag: syv has Alexander ever taken off his helemet? Or lifted off his face plate?
07:02:51 ER: what?
07:02:57 sy: (syv) Nah. (syv) Maybe before he died.
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07:03:34 MidJag: Heh, Rakiit, might honestlly think Alexander is just a really nice robot then
07:04:42 Devastator: or some kinda bipedal beetle.
07:04:53 syv: "Nice".
07:04:55 Devastator: shiny bugman.
07:04:58 MidJag: Cocytus is a possibility yes~
07:05:44 Devastator: Nah, clearly a dragon's alt-form.
07:06:31 MidJag: Heh, I imagine the beasts of hell honestly don't look that weird to Rakiit given what she grew up around.
07:07:04 ER: they preobably look boring to Reed
07:07:06 syv: She grew up around anthropomorphic dogs and warp beetles?
07:07:27 MidJag: Could be.
07:08:05 MidJag: She grew up in a facility that made her, so adding parts to random things can't be that hard
07:08:09 MidJag: for them
07:09:17 syv: Ehhh.
07:09:19 ER: also long-necked bipedal dog demons is totally something I stole from PW
07:09:50 ER: they were memorable enough that they're pretty much my default demons though
07:09:57 syv: I mean yeah, I guess, making anthropomorphic dogs shouls in theory be simpler than adding complete functional cat parts to a complete functional human...
07:10:19 Devastator: don't tell Alida that. ;-p
07:10:38 syv: Why would she care? It'd be good news if anything.
07:10:46 syv: It's also incorrect in her case.
07:11:02 ER: just migrate your body control to a dog then do some shenanigans
07:20:24 MidJag: night
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07:20:52 ER: <3
07:28:45 ER: hmm
07:29:01 ER: how do I make this bot roll?
07:29:15 ER: !roll 1d6
07:29:26 ER: ! roll 1d6
07:29:33 ER: yeah I forgot
07:31:56 syv: `roll 1d6
07:31:56 GameServ: syv rolled 1d6: 4 <Total: 4>
07:32:04 syv: It's like `1.
07:32:06 syv: `1
07:32:12 syv: `wa
07:32:26 syv: Cool, doens't even fuck with goblin speak.
07:33:28 ER: +5 huh, yup Rakiit's kinda silly
07:33:30 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:33:30 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 1 6 6 <Total: 13(+5) = 18>
07:33:33 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:33:33 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 4 6 3 <Total: 13(+5) = 18>
07:33:38 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:33:38 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 6 5 6 <Total: 17(+5) = 22>
07:33:40 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:33:41 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 4 2 3 <Total: 9(+5) = 14>
07:33:43 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:33:43 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 2 3 4 <Total: 9(+5) = 14>
07:33:55 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:33:55 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 6 2 3 <Total: 11(+5) = 16>
07:33:56 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:33:57 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 3 2 5 <Total: 10(+5) = 15>
07:34:00 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:34:00 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 4 4 4 <Total: 12(+5) = 17>
07:34:06 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:34:06 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 6 6 3 <Total: 15(+5) = 20>
07:34:07 ER: `roll 3d6+5
07:34:07 GameServ: ER rolled 3d6: 5 2 1 <Total: 8(+5) = 13>
07:34:17 ER: near perfect, then
07:40:31 syv: -12 to hit, heh.
07:41:53 ER: question is if Doga is dumb enough to waste speed trying to hit her. I thought they would underestimate Alex's defense a little, but Rakiit's kinda a blue at that point.
07:44:49 syv: Does it matter?
07:45:12 ER: she rolled a 17!
07:45:13 syv: The macedonian isn't fast enough to get hit by an AoO, even if he chose to.
07:45:25 ER: too bad it's literally no use.
07:45:55 Devastator: I think she's fast enough they can't process it and are swinging at her afterimage.
07:46:27 syv: Alpha Centauri has really good quotes.
07:47:32 ER: aww, good little horrible dog demons
08:02:33 ER: ahha
08:03:11 syv: Post?
08:03:24 ER: well, Rakiit ran up and attacked. She missed, and has no additional orders
08:03:37 ER: her turn hasn't ended though
08:03:38 syv: Mm. Yep.
08:03:45 ER: should I keep trying to hit or
08:03:51 syv: Just keep attacking, it's what MJ would have her do.
08:05:27 ER: hmm.
08:05:33 ER: instabig
08:05:39 ER: instagib
08:07:57 syv: Did Rakiit actually hit?
08:10:31 ER: oh yeah
08:11:13 ER: would have been a 13 if not for the extra attack penalty
08:11:26 syv: So, only barely.
08:11:42 ER: not that it matters because Doga rolled a 1 and these mooks only get 1 determination
08:11:56 Devastator: Next time, twenty of them.
08:14:04 syv: So, does she demonate?
08:14:25 ER: who?
08:17:09 syv: Doga.
08:17:46 ER: She already is a demon, with no corruption score
08:18:05 ER: demons who die in hell fucking die, so she's fucking dead
08:20:40 syv: Ooh, clay!
08:43:24 ER: clay clay clay
08:43:48 ER: Rakiit has blood x-ray vision now
08:50:38 syv: Pooooost
08:50:46 syv: Update Tactihell!
08:50:51 ER: never
08:50:52 syv: ERrrrrrr
08:50:57 ER: surely not
08:51:11 syv: SHIRLEY SOW
08:52:26 ER: I'll just end Rakiit's turn here even though she hasn't done anything ending it
08:54:49 ER: k
08:56:24 ER: posted?
08:58:27 syv: Focus: 0/3
08:58:34 syv: ...Okay.
08:59:08 ER: just don't poke her
09:00:09 syv: Yeah.
09:00:24 syv: Or let her take any of the last dog's drugs.
09:00:35 ER: she just did
09:00:42 ER: that's all he had
09:01:08 ER: he was like "oh shit this is a tough fight, better use this fancy thing"
09:02:27 syv: Why is there another doga on the south side of the room, near Demitrius?
09:03:22 ER: *shrugs*
09:03:28 ER: spooky ghosts?
09:03:42 ER: stab it quick, maybe it's a loot goblin
09:04:46 syv: Loot goblin?
09:04:54 syv stabs Devastator
09:05:01 syv: Hmmm...
09:05:18 syv: Nah, the only things coming out are bile and complaints.
09:06:33 syv licks the knife curiously
09:06:38 syv: Tastes... salty.
09:09:43 syv: "Remember, before you start to play the game, remember to turn on 'skip all content'. This will make it much faster to achieve 100% completion!"
09:10:36 ER: >:|
09:11:16 ER: how to complete a VN game in 0:00: don't start
09:11:36 ER: maximum speedrunning
09:12:55 syv: It was genius to monetize novels by giving achievements to people who say they've read them.
09:21:40 ER: now, time to figure out that chariots actually wants to do
09:21:46 ER: what
09:26:52 syv: Sprinkles!
09:27:33 ER: I guess he throws a knife at the ghost because there's no way he's getting at the other one
09:29:33 ER: ah, poor sprinkled, with his stubby little legs
09:33:32 syv: Gonna update his turn tonight?
09:34:01 ER: ye
09:47:14 ER: https://youtu.be/YFcqPEo_-pI
09:54:33 syv: huh
10:00:12 ER: hm?
10:03:17 syv: Indeed.
10:03:27 ER: hm.
10:04:14 ER: can I play as Sophia some time before next monday? 'Cause that's my birthday.
10:04:55 ER: sophiasophiasophiasophiasophiasophia
10:10:47 syv: Aww.
10:11:13 syv: Now that you've pointed that out I can't give you a surprise gift to show that I remembered. :(
10:11:21 ER: heh
10:11:41 ER: I assume nobody knows because I don't know shit
10:13:47 ER: my birthday is may sixth, may is the month after april, christmas and new years are at the end of december when it's cold, halloween is some time in october when it's orange and cold. That's approximately the extent of my date knowledge
10:15:30 syv: Aww, you don't know *my* birthday...
10:16:26 syv: Amusingly, May 6th is also the due date for my next car payment.
10:16:52 ER: see, best day of the year
10:22:58 ER: this game is now 30 uploaded images long
10:24:57 ER: now back to you, I guess
10:25:06 ER: Alex Action
10:25:32 ER: though it pretty much boils down to "go kill the last one"
10:25:49 syv: `1
10:27:12 ER: well now ya gotta go boldtext it because I done posted~
10:29:52 syv: While I'm tempted to literally just post a boldtexted "go kill the last one", that's not actually the best plan. Can I take one move N, pick up the chief's spear, then aim and throw it, all in the same action?
10:30:05 syv: Or would that require poise rolls or something?
10:30:31 ER: uh, poise roll to move, act, then move again, so that should be fine
10:34:00 syv: Posted.
10:38:14 ER: you find that the chief's spear is a little heavy and wouldn't be wieldy to throw. It's actually a combination gun and spear.
10:43:27 syv: !
10:44:14 syv: Well if I'm allowed to, I'll change my action to taking the spear and stabbing the dog with it until the dog is dead. Drop the machete if necessary.
10:44:26 syv: Should I change the boldtext?
10:44:37 ER: nah
10:54:58 ER: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=173230.msg7963427#msg7963427
10:56:10 syv: "Rifle spear"
10:56:13 syv: !!!
10:56:27 syv: Izzar a Bloodborne I smell?
10:56:51 ER: it's not a cool hunter weapon, if that's what you're asking
10:57:14 syv: Awww.
10:57:17 ER: but it is a basic rifle glued to a basic spear
10:59:08 syv: Yeah, I guess BB's rifle spear is actually a shotgun.
10:59:39 ER: nobody in yharnam understands guns :P
11:00:25 syv: Except for the minigun dude. He's awesome, and I felt bad when I killed him for his guns.
11:12:09 syv: Are *al* the spears rifle spears?
11:12:14 syv: **all*
11:12:19 ER: nope
11:13:08 syv: Good.
11:14:28 ER: nobody made a stamina build to carry around a bunch of weapons
11:19:02 syv: Posted again.
11:20:26 ER: oh, I get it, dropping the rifle spear
11:22:05 syv: Yeah. Was going to specify dropping it, then I thought about it a little more and it's more appropriate to leave it embedded in the chief's corpse. Alexander is executing the thing regardless.
11:23:53 ER: wonder if stamina needs a buff because nobody took... any of it
11:24:08 ER: by my memory you all have 3
11:24:39 ER: then again a bunch of people took focus past any point where it's useful
11:28:31 syv: Yeah. The problem is the two people with strong knowledge of the system made pure combat chars, expecting a smattering of support characters to follow. And then we got, like, one well made support.
11:28:59 syv: And by "two people" I mean myself, and myself by proxy because MJ took my advice verbatim.
11:29:08 ER: yeah I was gonna say
11:30:15 ER: Kit probably doesn't have a well built character, but he has a big advantage in that I like having fun with him
11:31:36 syv: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=72essOdKJIU
11:31:59 syv: In comments: "Yuh the whole idea is kind of odd in all honesty. Part of the reason I don't plan on getting the game. It's kinda stupid."
11:32:02 ER: WRECK A FOOL
11:32:09 syv: WITH A BONE-ASHED CANNON
11:32:09 ER: WITH A BONE-ASHED CANNON
11:32:13 syv: Hah!
11:39:09 ER: https://youtu.be/Aw1pkvn5xi0?list=PLWT4MXfb1Fey6MfBoN0wG2iZuXoDBtdW3
11:45:30 syv: The screaming from the Iron Tarkus video scared my cat.
11:45:38 ER: rip
11:46:07 ER: I didn't actually mean to link the whole playlist, just the basscannon one
11:46:31 ER: this is my other favorite https://youtu.be/oANxSxLrqmg
11:49:44 syv: That one's good too.
11:50:23 syv: Though I think I have to revoke your true fan license, you're not allowed to like Dark Souls 2.
11:51:43 ER: I haven't played it in a long time
11:56:49 syv: Oh, that reminds me. Have you beaten Sekiro yet?
11:56:57 ER: nope
11:57:00 syv: ...Also, have you considered sleeping tonight?
11:57:34 ER: no, I updated TH instead
11:59:08 syv: A worthy tradeoff.
11:59:43 ER: gotta keep momentum in combat at least
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12:23:52 syv: <3
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