ERLOG 2019-04-27

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01:39:09 Devastator: http://loweringthebar.net/2019/04/how-to-avoid-jury-duty-12-be-the-judge.html
01:39:13 Devastator: Had to happen eventually.
03:17:43 syv has joined #einsteinianroulette
03:17:56 Devastator: heya syv.
03:18:00 syv: heya dev.
03:18:01 Devastator: nailed a guy with the super machine gun.
03:18:47 syv: By that I presume you mean you ran up and punched a man who had an M249 or PKP, and not that you deigned to touch such a thing?
03:19:43 Devastator: no, never got the chance.
03:19:46 Devastator: and the PKP.
03:19:47 Devastator: I would have used it.
03:19:53 Devastator: I got him with a grenade and bullets.
03:20:22 syv: Mm.
03:21:28 Devastator: guy defended his teammate to the last..
03:22:39 syv: You were alone, right?
03:23:11 syv: He probably wasn't aware he needed to defend them from the lone skinless guy with a revolver and MAC-10.
03:25:20 Devastator: Heh.
03:25:51 Devastator: I don't know, you'd think it would be obvious after I keep winning skirmishes.
03:26:00 Devastator: and I'm assuming you mean abandon him.
03:27:05 Devastator: and I didn't have the revolver.
03:28:03 syv: What did you have?
03:29:42 syv: The PKP doesn't look quite as bad as I expected. It's almost a legitimate tradeoff compared to the M249; less accuracy in trade for *slightly* better DPS and ammo economy. But also a vastly larger mag with a *faster* reload time.
03:30:44 syv: Of course, the M249 is a laser, so "half accuracy" isn't all that meaningful, but still.
03:32:47 Devastator: mac 10 and dual shotty.
03:33:00 Devastator: hardly weapons to ignore, really.
03:34:16 Devastator: also had a designated spas-12 14 kill round.
03:34:20 Devastator: it really is a win button.
03:35:05 syv: For you.
03:37:07 Devastator: well.. yeah.
03:37:19 Devastator: no, the saiga-12
03:43:45 syv: I suck with all shotguns, rares included.
03:44:06 syv: Give me a decent ping and a MAC-10, I'll win sometimes, but a shotty? Never.
03:44:20 syv: Unless it's the USAS, because that's not really a shotgun.
03:47:19 Devastator: more like a destructive device.
03:47:24 Devastator: haven't seen that yet either.
03:58:25 Devastator: I'll do birdgame tomorrow.
03:58:29 Devastator: how's PS progressing?
04:01:14 syv: Normally.
04:07:18 syv: Maybe I should just start writing fluffless updates if I miss deadlines, to prevent long delays.
04:07:22 Devastator: so.. not at all?
04:07:26 syv: Yes.
04:07:29 Devastator: aww.
04:07:38 Devastator: tbh, probably not much fluff to this one.
04:07:48 syv: Yeah, that's the hard part.
04:07:49 Devastator: no memories, no wishes.
04:07:50 Devastator: no nothing.
04:08:54 syv: I envy Piecewise. -.-
04:11:14 Devastator: no fluff?
04:12:19 syv: Use more words?
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04:15:53 er: ayy
04:16:32 syv: Hey.
04:16:40 syv: Playing Sekiro again?
04:17:26 er: Today I've mostly eaten things and read stuff.
04:17:41 syv: Both laudable activitites.
04:17:51 Devastator: heya er.
04:18:55 er: Just now I was reading the q&a tumblr page for the author of Undounded
04:19:40 syv: Oooh!
04:20:04 syv: I should finish that comic, so I can read the Q&A. I love author Q&As, usually more than their stories.
04:20:12 er: aka the "tell, don't show" method of worldbuilding~
04:20:20 Devastator: No wonder you like death note.
04:20:37 syv: What do you mean by that, Dev?
04:20:46 er: It does reinforce the fact that I really like that magic system.
04:20:58 syv: @ER you reminded me, here's a link: https://illusorywall.tumblr.com/post/132589360859/dark-souls-1-distant-views-explained-part-1
04:21:12 syv: You may have seen that in the years since it was posted, but I hadn't.
04:21:39 Devastator: There's a stupidly huge death note q&a.
04:21:45 syv: Never read it.
04:22:05 syv: Haven't even finished the series yet, so...
04:31:01 er: Its impressive how much work From apparently put into making everything consistant.
04:31:51 er: Even lods made to be seen from far away have the right details and are in the right places.
04:32:24 er: Like, they could have faked it but they didn't
04:33:34 syv: And Lost Izalith shows it.
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04:43:18 Devastator: 15 kill chicken dinner.
04:43:26 Devastator: punched the last guy out who had a Pecheng.
04:44:05 Devastator: admittedly, he gave up after fighting me for about two full minutes without dealing any damage.
04:45:12 Devastator: I got the green semi-auto rifle early along with an x4, and just basically played The Slayer Walks the Earth from then on. It was like I could not miss.
04:57:36 er has quit [Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )]
05:01:46 Devastator: welp.
05:02:27 ER has joined #einsteinianroulette
05:05:01 ER: wonder where he's gone
05:05:21 Devastator: To the world where his writing is actually bad, instead of the one where he merely imagines it's bad.
05:06:08 Devastator: The upside is that's the universe where Prequel updates on a fixed weekly schedule.
05:08:21 MidJag has joined #einsteinianroulette
05:08:55 Devastator: Hey, MJ!
05:09:01 MidJag: hi dev.
05:09:17 MidJag: I need a break, want to play some of that surviv.IO game?
05:09:50 Devastator: ..sure.
05:09:55 Devastator: my connection went to hell, bur sure.
05:10:08 Devastator: http://surviv.io/#xnxS
05:10:49 MidJag: cool, in
05:10:56 MidJag: ER?
05:11:10 ER: nope!
05:13:49 Devastator: The lag is serious in any case.
05:14:08 ER: sigh
05:14:16 Devastator: so you're not missing anything.
05:14:19 Devastator: except sigh.
05:14:40 ER: I am feeling very sigh about mook right now.
05:14:52 Devastator: oh?
05:14:57 MidJag: damn
05:15:08 MidJag: also ER you should update tachhell.
05:15:11 Devastator: Dammit, I had to miss that.. it didn't load all the assets so I had to reload.
05:15:12 Devastator: damn?
05:15:14 ER: maybe the way to handle problems isn't to fucking go in one at a time until you're all dead?
05:15:27 MidJag: Ah I died.
05:15:27 ER: maybe you should fuckin work together
05:15:32 Devastator: That would be nice.
05:15:41 Devastator: Who else is there?
05:16:50 ER: I saw that I had three security class personnel in the room with me, and one possessed civvie
05:16:55 Devastator: I am spending two turns on 'walk towards the enemy area trying to pick up people.'
05:16:59 Devastator: ahh, they're being idiots.
05:17:15 ER: the solution seemed obvious to me, instead one of them is going to attack while the other two "overwatch"
05:17:59 ER: overwatch with deadly weapons, which will only make things worse if they DO use them!
05:23:06 Devastator: because they don't know how to actually attack.
05:23:17 Devastator: Sorry about that, MJ.
05:23:24 MidJag: ah, it was my fault
05:23:25 Devastator: should have been ready for them.
05:23:30 MidJag: should have stuck with you
05:23:35 Devastator: nah, we would have won if I'd had my gun out.
05:23:40 Devastator: splitting up is ok.
05:24:00 Devastator: although lag kicked back in too.
05:24:18 MidJag: Anyway, I think I'll do one or two more and then I'm done.
05:30:55 Devastator: ok.
05:31:01 Devastator: dammit, MJ, flank!
05:31:03 Devastator: ;-p
05:31:11 Devastator: you gotta surround someone like that.
05:31:18 MidJag: True.
05:31:24 MidJag: I awlays kinda forget that part
05:31:30 Devastator: it's much, much harder to dodge attacks from multiple directions.
05:31:33 MidJag: alright one more
05:31:37 Devastator: good player though.
05:37:53 MidJag: nice one
05:37:56 Devastator: There we go.
05:38:03 Devastator: phew, almost got nailed picking me up.
05:38:08 Devastator: good thing that guy didn't have a high-damage weapon.
05:38:09 MidJag: yeah I saw that
05:38:24 Devastator: well, gg.
05:38:26 Devastator: or one more?
05:38:34 MidJag: I'm thinking gg
05:38:37 Devastator: ok.
05:38:52 MidJag: night dude, thanks for playing I needed the break.
05:38:56 Devastator: well, ER, if you want me to help you explicitly in Mook, can you just tell me what to do?
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05:39:10 Devastator: I just want to know what skull to crack with my club.
05:39:49 ER: nah I don't speak~
05:40:00 ER: otherwise I would yell at people a lot more!
05:40:28 Devastator: welp.
05:40:31 Devastator: then back to the door.
05:40:42 Devastator: and through the room filled with attacking cats for the third time in a row without PW noticing.
05:41:20 ER: I really do not like the "sense of space" on this assignment.
05:41:35 ER: we were just handed a map and told to figure it out.
05:47:15 Devastator: yeah.
06:05:24 ER: awful hospital update, Dev
06:05:34 ER: we meet someone new!
06:08:52 Devastator: Yeah, the plushie.
06:10:15 Devastator: I think that DOG issue needs to be dealt with soon.
06:10:36 Devastator: or maybe it'll tern Ferp's offspring into a dog.
06:10:38 Devastator: ;-p
06:26:03 Devastator: or everyone into a dog.
06:26:19 Devastator: but it's good to find out what vetenerary actually is in this universe.
06:43:20 Devastator: "No one ever prepares for the Monkey Ninjas."
06:45:46 ER: monkey niiiiiinjaaaaaa
07:36:09 Devastator: http://youtu.be/zs7x1Hu29Wc
07:39:27 ER: https://youtu.be/aDmn6O4tVHk
08:04:00 Devastator: Ahh, real-time luck manipulation.
11:45:36 ER has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
20:28:17 Devastator: Graham Graham (aka “Double G” aka “Crackers”)
20:28:20 Devastator: Ahh, name generators.
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