00:26:43 Devastator: A small company of Wehrmacht soldiers on the Minquiers were among the last to surrender in the Second World War. A French fishing boat, skippered by Lucian Marie, approached the island of Minquiers and anchored nearby. A fully armed German soldier approached and asked for help saying 'We've been forgotten by the British, perhaps no one on Jersey told them we were here, I want you to take us...
00:26:44 Devastator: ...over to England, we want to surrender'.
00:40:31 Devastator: "I don't know if we should charge in here or not. (first man is set on fire) Probably not."
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02:04:04 Devastator: So how are you doing?
02:22:26 midnightjaguar: More of an ish than a sigh
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03:51:46 Devastator: I like the madness.
03:51:51 Devastator: good stuff from rgu.
03:53:50 Devastator: no.. posted a madness tract in Pumsy's.
03:54:31 syv: No boldtext so that's good I guess.
03:54:42 Devastator: might prod for boldtext.
03:56:16 syv: It's not exactly like Aleksandra can do much. She could order Asha around, but that's a bit OOC and Asha can't do much either.
03:56:41 Devastator: Just seemed like a possibility given Nak's absence.
04:07:27 Devastator: ..and it does seem a little much for Alida to give detailed instructions to someone else while falling to her death and co-operating with Tooru.
04:09:02 syv: I really should just update now.
04:09:37 Piecewise_: Mr. crispy in sekiro beaten twice now
04:09:44 Piecewise_: he really is easy once you know the moves
04:09:50 Piecewise_: beat him second try now
04:09:59 Devastator: If you're serious lemme simplify those overcomplex alida orders.
04:11:40 syv: I am serious, though I might not update tonight.
04:11:51 syv: Seriously considering Sekiro for at least an hour.
04:12:19 syv: I haven't gotten back to Crispy yet. Got my tenth prayer bead necklace though.
04:12:32 syv: I wish Wolf's model actually showed the necklaces.
04:15:09 Devastator: ..Yeah, that would be something.
04:15:34 Devastator: I'll do the other two in birdgame tomorrow sometime.
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04:17:29 Piecewise_: 10 necklaces might be a bit much
04:17:44 Piecewise_: maybe just have them appear on his good arm?
04:17:46 Devastator: Someone had one and cast d8 Many on it.
04:17:47 syv: As in looks? Yes and that's why it should be depicted.
04:17:55 MidJag: Nah, it's only too much when you can't stand up under the weight of them
04:18:13 Piecewise_:
MJ from the "Flavor flav" school of fashion
04:18:38 Piecewise_: I've got 2/4 endings
04:18:39 syv: Though really I think they'd be very small. Beads as wide as a finger, on very long strings that hang ~sternum-length.
04:18:55 syv: I've got two as well. Shura and Immortal Severance. Shura is my fav.
04:19:11 Piecewise_: unless they're those one prayer bead necklaces with really huge beads
04:19:18 Piecewise_: I've got return and shura
04:19:23 Piecewise_: shura's fights were fun
04:19:42 Piecewise_: Gentle blade my ass, suplexes the shit out of you
04:20:10 Piecewise_: The secret boss for the Purification ending is pretty good too
04:20:14 syv: Annoying fight, too. Just too damn fast, and on NG+ at least, hits way too hard.
04:20:26 syv: Think I was just about to fight that boss.
04:21:01 Piecewise_: I do like how they say, earlier, that they were trained by Isshin and you can see them using isshin style movements
04:21:25 Piecewise_: like that rising upper cut slash and the ashina cross
04:21:43 Piecewise_: its too bad that combat skills seem to do shit damage
04:21:57 Piecewise_: One Mind is awesomely anime but does fuck all damage
04:22:30 syv: Combat arts generally just suck, and even most of the non-sucky ones cost spirit emblems for some stupid reason/
04:22:32 Piecewise_: its like they don't scale well with attack increases
04:22:41 syv: I was wondering about that, actually.
04:22:50 Piecewise_: It might honestly be a bug
04:23:12 Piecewise_: like that one time they completely fucked miracles and in a patch designed to lower their cost actually increased it
04:23:22 syv: Ichimonji seems to do about the same damage now as basic attacks, and I remember it hitting REALLY HARD before.
04:23:51 syv: And Floating Passage just seems to do almost nothing now.
04:24:53 Devastator: oh,
MidJag, keep the cat emotes coming in tachell. ;-p
04:24:57 Piecewise_: if anything I use Ichimonji for posture repair or parrying strikes for quick posture damage
04:25:03 syv: Maybe I should test this empirically. Make a new save, just run through four or so bosses, test Ichimonji damage, eat the memories, see if it changed.
04:25:07 Piecewise_: new anime season baybay
04:25:25 Devastator: Site won't let me look at it, hmm.
04:27:50 Devastator: ..Wow, that's some site.
04:27:57 Devastator: Is it entirely in nested CSS?
04:28:16 syv: Literally nothing on that webpage interests me.
04:28:28 Piecewise_: Nor me by the descriptions
04:28:41 Piecewise_: Guess I'll let things run for a few eps and see waht people say
04:28:58 Piecewise_: Shield hero and dororo are continuing
04:29:05 MidJag: I do want to see the new season of one punch man.
04:29:38 Devastator: I've heard about shield hero, but it doesn't sound like fun to me.
04:29:39 Piecewise_: Where is my fucking made in abyss season 2 god damn it
04:30:02 Devastator: If I get another 'guy is considered crap, but actually powerful' anime, I want it to be from someone who genuinely doesn't have powers.
04:30:10 Devastator: Not just has the best ones that happen to be not popular.
04:30:19 MidJag: I read a book that had that be a thing once
dev.
04:30:47 Piecewise_: His powers aren't actually the best, he's just the only not idiot among the heroes who actually uses them to the best of their ability
04:31:10 MidJag: Was called the extrodinary adventures of ordinary boy. Read it like maybe a decade ago? Kid has literally zero powers in a city where literally everyone else has one.
04:31:49 Piecewise_: mostly because he gets framed for crimes, kicked out, hated by society, and has to slowly claw his way back up with an adopted daughter he saves from slavery as his frontline fighter since he can't hold weapons
04:32:04 Piecewise_: while all the other heroes live cushy lives
04:32:28 Piecewise_: he even has to go around cleaning up the unintended consequences of their actions
04:34:04 MidJag: Fair gone sounds decently intresting especially if they have some sideeffects of having a fairy in their head all the time.
04:35:21 Piecewise_: It was one I looked at too
04:35:25 Piecewise_: and its totally original
04:35:38 Devastator: so does he snap and start murdering people?
04:35:44 Devastator: That might be an interesting twist.
04:35:55 syv: Not being an adaption is always encouraging.
04:36:10 Piecewise_: is does threaten people with monsters
04:36:11 Devastator: ..but doesn't do it?
04:36:32 MidJag: I like Fairygones asthetic of time period as well.
04:36:56 Devastator: I could live with it just being a one-off or something. Like he's mostly on the right side of the line, but once or twice, whoops, someone dies.
04:37:05 Piecewise_: I'd give shield hero a try with the first two episodes
04:37:11 Piecewise_: if you like them, go on, if not, stop
04:37:21 Devastator: Have a friend who'se been watching some of it.
04:42:47 Devastator: So what's the best way to watch a new anime?
04:42:57 Devastator: On a site that isn't written entirely in dynamic CSS?
04:44:40 MidJag: There's some of it, but it's at the end
04:45:29 Devastator: Shame
RC isn't around here to tell me how to either fix it or what exactly has gone wront.
04:45:43 Piecewise_: I use horriblesubs.com
04:45:53 MidJag: Also what is dynamic CSS?
04:45:54 Devastator: are the subs horrible?
04:45:54 Piecewise_: they have good subs
04:46:06 Devastator: I don't know, I'm not a web developer, I only dabble a bit.
04:46:20 syv: Go to nyaa.si, search anime name + Dual Audio, torrent the most seeded one with all episodes in the desired resolution.
04:46:49 Piecewise_: not very helpful for new anime
04:46:58 Devastator: but it seems all the actual data isn't on the page. The CSS fetches it from somewhere else, and then shoves it into a grid arrangement which is done to make ~15 pointless effects occur on the webpage.
04:47:28 syv: Fair enough. I don't generally care about new anime. I think the only one I've watched on release I watched on kissanime, but it's hard to recommend that site.
04:47:55 Devastator: There's one specific thing my browser doesn't like, which causes the entire thing to fail, except for a snarky page telling me to fuck off and get a real browser.
04:48:18 MidJag: I'm curious what brower you use.
04:50:48 Devastator: It's slightly out of date firefox with some extremely minor changes. I should probably update it again, but it's like six months old.
04:53:08 Devastator: Also, I don't run into snarky pages for 'browser no work' often. I think this is the third or so time I remember it happening.
04:53:37 Devastator: and the other two were personal pages for specific artists, which seemed okay.
05:16:09 Devastator: need more hitting each other with eldritch abominations..
05:16:21 MidJag: See, that's what I said
05:16:39 Devastator: Oh, did you watch the rest of that thing?
05:17:50 MidJag: Was quite the game clearlly.
05:18:49 Devastator: You did get to the flip, right?
05:18:57 Devastator: After that, don't worry about things.
05:19:23 MidJag: I'll have to watch that bit
05:20:40 MidJag: A baseball game
dev linked me
05:20:56 Devastator: It's a bit long, though.
05:21:21 Devastator: The full inning there.
05:25:56 syv: Yeah I have no clue what, if anything, was notable there.
05:27:22 Devastator: The part where the catcher fails to throw the ball back to the pitcher, allowing the go-ahead run to score.
05:27:47 Devastator: and then the bottom half of the inning, where the opposing team, having gone ahead on the stupidest thing possible, fumbles three easy plays in a row.
05:27:57 Devastator: to give the tie back.
05:28:16 Devastator: Eventually the team's big star comes up and buries things with an absurdly hard-hit homer.
05:28:20 syv: Yeah I don't know what many of these words even mean.
05:28:40 Devastator: The same guy screws up the three times, too.
05:32:18 Devastator: who happens to be named Elvis.
05:46:55 Devastator: And the guy who hits the home run is a Berzerker.
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06:38:08 Devastator: I see the catgirl has a shiny.
06:38:13 Devastator: and somehow infiltrated a crate.
06:38:19 Devastator: I'm assuming the crate was at least open.
06:42:06 Devastator notes for MJ to try and move her through a keyhole or something later.
06:45:01 Devastator: what stat is your weight limit based on?
06:46:36 Devastator: ..which is based on Go-Through.
06:51:08 Devastator: Hmm, adamantine silly straws.
06:51:18 Devastator: What's the value for weight?
06:52:27 ER: I'd guess just a little more heavy than plastic straws.
06:56:25 Devastator: any chance of getting in on that?
06:56:50 Devastator: I think candy is lighter than plastic, but I haven't checked or done the math.
06:58:34 syv: Official invasion, the chicago server with the most players
06:59:00 Devastator: oh, never mind then.
06:59:44 syv: I think you can actually play online with a pirated version?
07:00:12 Devastator: I'm afraid all I have is a pirated version.
07:01:41 syv: Yes. Are you sure that matters?
07:02:10 Devastator: Nope! But I don't have any of them as the actual latest version either.
07:02:24 Devastator: and I'm not up for the task of updating anything tonight.
07:56:43 Devastator: "Any tank that shows up here, unless it's a panther, and we'll be fine." (clicks start.) "Sigh."
08:54:58 MidJag: Oh yeah,
syv, can Alexander carry a lot?
08:55:28 syv: He has 3 weight available I think, -1 for plate armor, -1 for sword.
08:55:47 MidJag: ....who has good carrying stuff powers in the party?
08:56:21 MidJag: Damn. Rakiit was hopeing to bring the shiny with them.
08:57:08 syv: Rakiit could bring it if she handed off her LMG. Or Demetrius could carry it if he gave Alexander his sword.
08:57:24 MidJag: ...So can Rakiit bench more than Alexander?
08:58:01 syv: She can bench an equal amount I think.
08:58:29 Devastator: or Alex could do so if he took off his armour.
08:58:32 syv: Hum. Actually, Dem taking the hammmer, dual wielding with the knife, would actually work really well.
08:58:48 MidJag: Knife only has AP when thrown though
08:58:50 ER: actually every PC is equally minimal there
08:59:22 syv: Hammer has AP6, so he'd have an accurate anti-armor weapon (albeit, one which costs stamina), and the knife has a bonus to parry, while still being effective against unarmored foes.
08:59:42 MidJag: oh yeah, and he's got great focus.
08:59:48 Devastator: because everyone does.
08:59:55 syv: He'd lose the +2 to-hit, but Alexander would gain it, and he'd still have a +1 weapon.
08:59:56 ER: Oh. if it just says Lethal that means that armor is completely meaningless for it
09:00:15 ER: AP/1 means that the lightest armor stops it
09:01:19 MidJag: And nah
dev no one's got good focus except the Maceodonian and the future gunshot victim I mean doctor~
09:02:24 syv: If by "good focus" you mean "ridiculously high focus", sure.
09:02:35 Devastator: I was expecting something like that, actually.
09:02:46 Devastator: Wouldn't it be AP0?
09:03:00 syv: Alex and the scribe both have 7, which is about as high as is reasonable to have, while the Macedonian and Doctor both have *9*, which is just insanely high.
09:03:53 Devastator: No wonder you guys can't carry anything.
09:06:28 syv: It makes sense for Alex and the scribe.
09:06:44 syv: It makes much less sense for the doctor and macedonian, who have no use for focus.
09:07:14 Devastator: outside of beating initiative against allies.
09:07:43 ER: speed's better for that anyways
09:07:52 syv: Yeah. And that's not really useful, even accounting for them beating monster initiative.
09:09:50 syv: ...
ER, is Sophia's shotgun totem supposed to have perfect armor penetration in melee?
09:10:05 syv: Cause damn, if I'd realized that *I* would've bought the thing. :F
09:10:41 MidJag: But would Alexander have liked all the elderitch stuff on it
09:10:58 MidJag: I mean it's literally called Hells blessing
09:11:24 syv: He wouldn't have but c'mon it's a +2 to-hit autokill in melee with a ranged function too.
09:11:25 ER: Obviously blue totemium metal blades cut through anything
09:11:34 syv: Also he dubbed it Hell's Blessing.
09:12:25 syv: Eh, Alexander will loot it after the scribe dies.
09:12:34 syv: It will go well with his +2 parry machete.
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09:13:19 syv: Wait shit he can't carry both because it's too heavy.
09:13:40 syv:
ER, how does one get more swole?
09:18:05 syv: Maybe he'll just need to use the knife too. Only +1 parry, but weightless.
09:19:13 Devastator: going to glue any demons?
09:22:36 syv: Alexander has the highest corruption resistance mong the players, and is the most survivable beyond that.
09:23:09 syv: Rakiit *might* be more survivable due to dodgetanking, but is also very fragile if she ever does get hit.
09:23:37 Devastator: Just need more dodgability, then.
09:23:46 Devastator: any drugs that boost dodgability?
09:24:04 ER: nothing wrong with using some holy bits from the angels sent to test you in order to strengthen your resolve
09:24:58 syv: Naw they're demons that must be PURGED.
09:25:13 Devastator: Someone tell him that they're purged by eating.
09:25:13 syv: Heaven is under assault or something, that's why Alexander's reward is delayed.
11:10:47 syv: Writing the outline. Suddenly I realize KM is directly asking how many cheaps add up to a minor.
11:11:06 syv: I'm gonna roll for the exact number.
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11:33:36 syv: Fun fact: The fog is so heavy right now, the automated systems say that visibility is currently at negative one quarter mile.
11:33:54 syv: The air is *so* opaque that you can see a quarter mile, but only backwards.
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17:02:01 Devastator: Dang,
syv isn't just up and saying how many cheaps are a minor.
17:02:11 Devastator: Maybe it is slightly random.
18:29:20 Piecewise_:
ER is streaming sekiro
18:31:25 Piecewise_: Did you beat O-rin?
18:32:36 Piecewise_: Snap seeds stun this boss by the way
18:37:11 ER: ran past o-rin's arena at the start of the stream
18:37:18 Piecewise_: you get the flower from donkey kong yet?
18:37:24 ER: and this is where I learn to hold my breath :P
18:38:02 Piecewise_: yeah it was just lagging out so I didn't see if o-rin was still there or not
18:38:17 Devastator: Umm, I'm just seeing a menu.
18:38:21 ER: well she fucks you up if you just run past
18:38:33 Piecewise_: nah you can just outrun her
18:38:45 Devastator: This menu looks terrible.
18:39:25 Devastator: Text not fitting well on the images.
18:44:16 Devastator: ok, so no blue in the environments becuase it's reserved for bonfires.
18:46:27 ER: so much water to check out now :P
18:46:48 Piecewise_: Castle moat, hirata estates in a few places
19:13:41 ER: easier than most headless, at least
19:17:23 ER: anywhere else I need to dive?
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20:55:23 Devastator: "Hi Ean. I spell it that way because that's how I named my child."
22:35:43 ER: sadly, didn't get to murder anyone
22:36:39 ER: because the rouge and ranger scouted ahead, got spotted, and managed to brutally kill all the enemies on their own before we noticed the sounds of fighting and got over there.
23:14:53 ER slaps Devastator with a fish
23:15:11 Devastator: although don't you blow things up rather than get stabby?
23:44:45 Devastator: nobody but foam boy had orders to shoot immadiately at the ape.
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