ERLOG 2019-04-05

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00:50:37 Devastator: Heya Piecewise_
00:50:54 Piecewise_: hello
00:51:23 Devastator: Nice move in CULT.
00:51:29 Devastator: Paris is a really solid player.
00:52:20 Devastator: Oh, the moth.
00:53:38 Piecewise_: Or his magical crotch~
00:54:07 Devastator: I don't think I wished for that..
00:54:26 Devastator: although I am wondering how to suck mana out of a moth. ;-p
00:55:09 Devastator: (Well, that's the other game.)
00:56:41 Devastator: Anything going on tonight?
01:03:00 Piecewise_: Not really. I am considering either doing a journal I have to do or playing sekiro. I'm waiting on a teacher to respond to a question for the programing class and otherwise putting off other bits of homework
01:03:36 Piecewise_: Eyeing hexagear kits on amazon japan
01:06:03 Devastator: Heh.
01:06:27 Devastator: You should sign up for PS. It'll probably be a year before syv kills the next character, so they'll be room then.
01:06:33 Devastator: (syv's magical girl game.)
01:06:38 Devastator: there will be room then.
01:06:53 Devastator: School going ok?
01:13:36 Piecewise_: its ok
01:13:44 Piecewise_: just a lot of goddamn busiwork
01:13:50 Piecewise_: busywork**
01:13:57 Devastator: ouch.
01:14:03 Devastator: lots of writing nothing about nothing?
01:14:07 Piecewise_: yeah
01:14:36 Piecewise_: make a post here, you are required to respond to two other people who have said the exact same thing as you or something dumber
01:14:42 Devastator: Heh.
01:14:51 Piecewise_: write a journal about a time you had an argument
01:15:00 Devastator: Sweet jesus.
01:15:11 Piecewise_: write a response about a video about leadership
01:15:30 Devastator: Start praising Hitler, that always works.
01:15:47 Piecewise_: write an annotated bibliography, write a full sentence outline
01:15:56 Piecewise_: on and on again
01:16:13 Piecewise_: that journal is what I'm writing now and they DEMAND it be in full APA formatting
01:16:16 Piecewise_: with a cover page
01:16:29 Devastator: Ouch.
01:16:34 Devastator: I haven't had to do that in forever.
01:16:53 Piecewise_: its a 500 word journal
01:16:56 Piecewise_: with a cover page
01:17:14 Devastator: Is anyone going to read it, or is it just a formatting test?
01:17:21 Devastator: Or a test to see if you'll plagerize someone?
01:17:43 Piecewise_: the teacher reads them for sure
01:17:59 Piecewise_: she's one of those teaches who really likes her busywork
01:18:07 Piecewise_: thinks its meaningful or something
01:18:10 Devastator: Mmm.
01:18:14 Devastator: welp, good luck.
01:18:20 Piecewise_: indeed
01:18:27 Devastator: Oh, you want Gryphon Kaiju? It seems about exactly the right size, so I won't be doing any more grow spells.
01:18:49 Piecewise_: the stats?
01:18:56 Piecewise_: or do I just want one?
01:19:02 Piecewise_: I could have one
01:19:07 Piecewise_: but feeding it would be expensive
01:19:12 Devastator: Most if you want to write about it.
01:19:16 Devastator: tbh, it seems about right.
01:19:28 Devastator: so likely just buff it in other ways.
01:19:45 Piecewise_: oh you want me to further detail it?
01:19:59 Piecewise_: *confused*
01:21:12 Devastator: Nope, it's fine.
01:21:28 Devastator: I'm asking if you want to write about a kaiju creature.
01:21:46 Devastator: or if you're fine with flying elephant.
01:21:49 Devastator: because that's enough, really.
01:26:37 Devastator: if kaiju, I'll find some way to haul it down the mine and buff it up. If not, I'll spend those on the army.
01:30:17 Devastator: so you want to talk about an army fighting or a single giant creature with support?
01:32:39 Devastator: ok, army then.
01:32:51 Devastator: now back to watching Pikasprey.
01:40:55 Piecewise_: ah.
01:41:14 Piecewise_: sorry eating dinner
01:42:19 Piecewise_: If we're talking how this big fight vs bugs will go, I'm basically gonna handle it through d6's and give bonuses to one side or the other depending on your support/ failures
01:42:34 Devastator: Ok.
01:43:44 Devastator: Dunno everything I'll manage. I'll keep track of the days and see how much I can get together before the deadline.
01:44:16 Devastator: The weird stuff like the speed pills and such have been talked about, so not much confusion there. Just doing it left to do.
01:45:06 Devastator: With that in mind, I'll keep a list of what works and what doesn't.
02:13:48 Piecewise_: just the combat will influence things
02:13:59 Piecewise_: if you murder lots of bugs it makes it easier for the others
02:14:04 Devastator: mmm.
02:14:13 Devastator: It would, yeah, but I think they're going down before I'm going to be there.
02:14:24 Devastator: I mean, I didn't plan on going there until closer to the full moon.
02:14:36 Devastator: but it'll depend on when the guy with the spyglass, and if, that guy sees them.
02:16:10 Devastator: I was going to check before flying away next turn.
02:50:11 Devastator: ..Wait, I think I misunderstood that.
02:50:28 Devastator: so it's basically each side rolling a d6, and my side gets a +1 if I kill lots of bugs/cast a big buff?
03:02:43 Devastator: So.. season 2 One Punch Man is starting soon.
03:02:48 Devastator: What's the best way to watch it?
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03:07:39 syv: "Piecewise_: make a post here, you are required to respond to two other people who have said the exact same thing as you or something dumber"
03:08:02 syv: I agree with Dev. Just write the most off the wall bullshit that technically fulfills the criteria.
03:08:07 Devastator: Yes.
03:08:09 Devastator: heya syv.
03:08:15 syv: heya dev.
03:08:19 Piecewise_: I already do
03:08:34 syv: Those assignments are annoying right up until you start having fun with them.
03:08:44 syv: Ahh, of course. Yououldn't disappoint.
03:10:04 Devastator: Maybe you should change language.
03:10:17 Devastator: Present some illiterate portugese or something.
03:25:33 syv has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
03:25:35 Devastator: Communicate only through pictures.
03:25:37 Devastator: or sound.
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03:29:01 Piecewise_: http://www.getkidnapped.com/
03:31:19 Devastator: Heh.
03:31:28 Devastator: Next up, turn it into money.
03:31:29 syv: Jeez, the market price for a professional kidnapper has gone way down, hasn't it?
03:32:34 syv: With pay like that I'd expect the kidnappers to be just random incompetent shmucks pulled off the street, who don't even care about the job. I shouldn't be able to resist a paid kidnapping on my own!
03:32:42 Devastator: Please, these are clearly not professionals.
03:34:47 Devastator: tape? Bah.
03:34:57 Devastator: You gotta use bags, it's the only way.
03:35:14 Devastator: bags and the plastic tie things.
03:35:28 syv: I was just about to mention zipcuffs.
03:35:58 Devastator nods.
03:36:14 syv: People are into weird things though, zipcuffs are probably too modern to be what the kidnappees want. Haven't quite entered the public consciousness yet.
03:36:16 Devastator: There should be some way to make a mini-wrapper, too, like the ones they use for parcel bundles.
03:41:47 Devastator: I don't know, there are technophiles.
03:41:53 Devastator: I'm sure there are technophiles who are into bondage.
03:42:53 syv: Technofiles would want to be tied up with, like, live power cables or something.
03:43:13 syv: Zipties are way too boring technologically, it's just some kinda fancy plastic.
03:43:47 Devastator: Heh.
03:43:57 Devastator: 3-d printed cuffs.
03:44:07 syv: There we go.
03:46:36 Devastator: I know why you watch me play games, Piecewise_. You just want to hear the keyboard.
03:47:40 syv: You do have a satisfyingly clicky keyboard.
03:47:50 Piecewise_: Do you play dark souls on a mechanical keyboard?
03:47:54 Devastator: Yes.
03:48:10 Devastator: ..Did you watch with the sound off?
03:48:15 Devastator: It isn't quiet.
03:51:13 Piecewise_: https://youtu.be/BU_BnVKq5jE?t=232
03:52:26 Devastator: You mean that's a joke?
03:52:30 Devastator: I was wholly serious..
03:55:03 Devastator: Curse my lack of modern internet knowledge.
04:16:39 Piecewise_: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1554424660312.gif
04:17:24 Piecewise_: Nah its just a joke on how certain people are very pushy on some subjects
04:17:46 Piecewise_: like dark souls and mechanical keyboards
04:17:54 syv: Perfect.
04:18:20 syv: Nothing a boss has ever said has made me so determined to kill them as "Hesitation is defeat"
04:18:34 Devastator: I'm still confused as to why you would bother watching me.
04:18:49 Piecewise_: I can stop then~
04:19:23 Devastator shrugs.
04:19:30 Devastator: well, it'll likely be some time, I'm afraid.
04:19:40 Devastator: Sekiro is probably beyond my computer.
04:20:43 syv: Have you played DaS II yet?
04:20:51 syv: DaS II is better.
04:21:23 Devastator: Nope.
04:24:21 Devastator: Nope I haven't played DaS II, not Nope, DaS II isn't better.
04:26:53 Devastator: "I want to conserve ammo, but I also want to kill as many as possible."
04:33:15 syv: Piecewise_
04:33:17 syv: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdabIfmcqSQ
04:33:27 syv: This seems like your kind of thing.
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04:43:12 MidJag: lo
04:43:13 syv: ...Why isn't there more furniture R34? Everyone knows furniture, but not everyone knows [fictional character X]. Chair porn has mass appeal.
04:43:16 syv: Heyo.
04:43:46 Devastator: Heyo.
04:43:51 Devastator: How are you doing?
04:44:19 MidJag: eh, stressed.
04:44:50 syv: Weird.
04:44:56 syv: Are you no longer sick?
04:45:13 MidJag: I'm stressed enough it's overwhelming the sick.
04:46:46 Devastator: Ahh, everything fighting it out.
04:46:50 MidJag: mostly cause I lost three-four days to being sick.
04:47:00 Devastator: Mmm.
04:47:04 Devastator: No big deal in the long run.
04:47:44 Piecewise_: hmm
04:47:54 MidJag: heya dubs
04:48:06 Devastator: Should give MJ more stuff to do.
04:48:10 Piecewise_: Well I do like the near naked women in this video you gave me sy
04:48:33 Piecewise_: give him more drugs to do
04:49:28 MidJag: I'm already in a fraternity dubs, what more do you want?~
04:49:32 syv: MJ was complaining to me about drugs being unpleasant, earlier today.
04:49:44 syv: Apparently even small amounts of weed are terrible with the flu.
04:49:48 Devastator: Mmm.
04:50:00 Devastator: So that was in the pills that created salaryman godzilla?
04:50:08 syv: Honestly Dubs, it was the vagina flower that made me think of you.
04:50:33 MidJag: hahaha
04:50:45 Devastator: Yes.
04:50:50 MidJag: I can see dubs getting a valentines day card that just says that.
04:51:45 syv: Receiving or giving?
04:51:58 Piecewise_: no no
04:52:05 Devastator: Sending to himself?
04:52:09 Piecewise_: the correct term is top or bottom
04:52:31 Devastator: pitching or catching?
04:52:55 Piecewise_: Umpire
04:53:14 syv: It's not a double entendre if it only has one meaning.
04:53:19 MidJag: You could probably make a baseball team out of baseball metaphors for sex.
04:53:39 Devastator: Prolly.
04:53:53 Devastator: Although it'd get weird with the modern increase in the number of relievers.
04:54:23 Devastator: Overlord tomorrow, then, if you're busy tonight?
04:54:27 Devastator: ER might be around then.
04:54:44 MidJag: Sure.
04:55:30 Devastator: Hmm.
04:55:35 Devastator: So think Ainz has done some evil yet?
04:55:52 syv: Yes, of course.
04:56:36 Devastator: I still think 'How dare you enter my home with your filthy, filthy shoes' is very much a lich thing.
04:57:00 MidJag: Yeah, at this point he's definetly a touch evil. Though then again I'm not sure that most ruleing chars are a touch evil in this show.
04:57:46 Piecewise_: He is just coldly logical
04:58:01 Piecewise_: with his emotions completely restrained
04:58:06 Devastator: I don't know seemed pretty uptight about those shoes.
04:58:14 Piecewise_: he even says in the early episodes he feels nothing for killing a human
04:58:31 Piecewise_: yeah but it was repressed immediately after
04:58:56 Devastator: ..True, but why would Momonaga care so much about shoes?
04:59:02 Devastator: Is that a japanese thing?
04:59:05 MidJag: ...I just realized that Ainz has a sense of smell for some reason.
04:59:17 Devastator: Maybe Albedo put a spell on him.
04:59:35 Piecewise_: come on
04:59:41 Piecewise_: you know what a spell from her would be
04:59:43 Devastator: Yeah.
04:59:49 Piecewise_: the opposite of turn undead
04:59:52 MidJag: Summon dildo XXX?
05:00:01 Devastator: I am genuinely wondering why she hasn't tried that yet.
05:00:03 syv: He's a sociopath and otherwise completely normal.
05:00:29 Piecewise_: did you guys reach the point where they specifically state she is a virgin yet?
05:00:30 syv: So literally evil, but with tons of memories and opinions from when he was normal.
05:00:32 Devastator: Yes.
05:00:33 syv: Yes.
05:00:39 Devastator: Mmm.
05:00:39 MidJag: yup
05:01:08 MidJag: So I guess Albedo could ride a unicorn.
05:01:14 Devastator: Yeah.
05:01:17 Devastator: Just get that summon.
05:01:26 Devastator: and make that black armour all sparkly.
05:01:31 Devastator: There you go.
05:01:53 MidJag: Gloriously incandescent is the words your looking for dev~
05:02:40 Devastator: Hmm.
05:02:42 Devastator: Right.
05:03:06 Devastator: Nah, it's Demiurge with the fire.
05:03:13 Devastator: He'll probably set his suit on fire at some point.
05:03:14 syv: "Grossly Incandescent"
05:03:19 syv: Get it right, Jaggers.
05:03:44 Devastator grumbles about the lack of dragon-form Sebas.
05:04:27 MidJag: That would be nice.
05:04:29 Piecewise_: not sure if thats come up yet even in the light novels
05:04:30 Devastator: Now that will be a sparkle-dragon.
05:04:50 MidJag: Nah, he'll be like a shadow dragon or something I bet.
05:05:31 Devastator: I don't know. Touch Me is supposedly super shiny.
05:05:40 MidJag: That's true
05:05:54 MidJag: So maybe sebass will be like a platnium or something
05:06:01 Devastator: Bling dragon.
05:06:20 MidJag: yes
05:06:38 Piecewise_: With spinning rims
05:07:17 Devastator: Well, we'll know that if his bad eye turns out to have a dollar-sign pupil.
05:07:39 MidJag: a google search for blingedout dragon is dissapointing
05:07:53 Piecewise_: No no no
05:07:53 Devastator: PW?
05:08:00 Piecewise_: you wanna search bad dragon
05:08:12 Devastator: Oh oh.
05:08:13 Piecewise_: what up dev?
05:08:23 Devastator: Just asking you to find a bling dragon.
05:08:57 Piecewise_: https://dragoncityguide.net/images/dragons/portraits/bling-dragon-hatch.jpg
05:08:59 Devastator: Also, the guy who made signature picks and avatars for my Alleg squad was always linking bad dragon.
05:09:46 MidJag: Why is the dragons hat reversed once he hatches?
05:10:05 Piecewise_: http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/74b/706968658_57099.gif
05:11:03 Devastator: Heh.
05:11:06 MidJag: nice
05:11:19 Piecewise_: Fun fact: There is a alrge collection of "Gangsta" dragon ball z edits
05:11:21 Piecewise_: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/b7/1a/5cb71a560f902cf00642dc4fde04dc9f.jpg
05:11:46 Piecewise_: https://pm1.narvii.com/5724/05eefc40eeaeda3f5c525044f17bad7104cc6b41_hq.jpg
05:11:53 Devastator: ..How do those tats work with the transformations?
05:12:16 syv: Why wouldn't there be?
05:12:21 Devastator: Vegeta, now I could see having loads of tats.
05:12:22 syv: I'd be surprised if there wasn't.
05:12:34 Piecewise_: https://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Some+cool+paintings+by+harow_81e638_5670843.jpg
05:13:10 syv: Boring.
05:13:11 Devastator: Hmm.
05:13:18 Devastator: all together, the last four don't look that interesting.
05:14:14 Piecewise_: DBZ is oddly popular among african americans
05:14:39 Piecewise_: https://thedaoofdragonball.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/black_super_saiyan_vegeta_gangsta.jpg
05:16:21 Piecewise_: https://thedaoofdragonball.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/black_goku_black_vegeta_black_trunks.jpg
05:16:50 Devastator: ..Am I racist for not being able to tell them apart in that last one?
05:17:01 Piecewise_: maybe
05:17:24 Piecewise_: its ok
05:17:39 Piecewise_: I'm only racist against cartoon characters
05:17:46 Piecewise_: and THOSE people.
05:17:50 Piecewise_: "people"
05:17:59 Piecewise_: GOODNIGHT
05:18:03 Devastator: Good night.
05:18:21 syv: Night.
05:18:27 MidJag: night
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05:23:18 MidJag: Hmm, I should probably go to bed as well.
05:23:23 MidJag: Night
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12:32:56 ER: plop
12:33:27 ER: allo my devvski
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21:11:24 ER: nice rolls, Dev~
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