ERLOG 2019-04-02

00:00:01 syv: We're a terribly sad mercenary band.

00:01:05 ER: Maybe with some more awareness and speed levels I can be a badass gunslinger moth

00:05:05 syv: Wiellste will never be badass, she's too cute for that

00:05:29 ER: character growth!

00:05:35 ER: I can dream, anyways.

00:05:43 syv: If she ever tries to fly aggressively into battle Nyw will hold her back with a headpat.

00:06:52 ER: obviously the proper position for an ethral mercenary is some distance away with a big rifle.

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00:07:24 ER: the 4 revolvers only come out for special occasions like climactic duels

00:07:41 ER: trying to use a sword or something is right out

00:08:05 syv: Could get a diving buff and grab Nyw's murakumo.

00:09:24 syv: Hey Piecewise, are you busy?

00:09:25 syv is now known as sy

00:10:03 sy: I'd like to talk about minor Nyw stuff.

00:25:26 sy: ER, do you keep a repository of your little personal text/sig messages?

00:25:44 sy: Because some of them I really like and it's sad to think you might be tossing them into the aether.

00:25:55 ER: gone forever

00:26:04 ER: save whatever you like :P

00:26:11 sy: :(

00:27:02 ER: wait, the personal texts does have a little suggestion window pop up under it with things I've put there before

00:27:31 ER: so... KINDA still exist?

00:28:18 sy: But not the sigs.

00:28:35 sy: The current one is a pretty good joke, worth a chuckle at rhe least.

00:29:34 ER: it's kinda a joke, but it's also based off of Ocean stuff I'd been thinking about.

00:29:53 ER: because those are all the main species in that setting, at least so far.

00:33:56 ER: https://pastebin.com/raw/CGwsJ1pC

00:34:19 ER: those are all the ones that my browser cashe remembers that aren't direct references

00:35:19 MidJag: Also do we want to watch a movie or TV show or something?

00:37:35 sy: Do you have the time?

00:37:42 sy: Devastator, are you around?

00:37:54 MidJag: I'm sick with the flu so I've got nothing but time.

00:38:00 MidJag: Time and pain.

00:38:12 ER: don't forget the pain!

00:38:17 ER: very valuable.

00:44:04 ER: pizza.

00:44:27 MidJag: pizza, truelly the lifeblood of the young

00:44:36 sy: Huh. Looking through PS files for something which doesn't seem to exist, found the original text file with the list of possible powers that I brainstormed. 121 lines, 102 separate ideas.

00:44:45 MidJag: PS?

00:44:52 sy: Well... guess I have that now, if anyone wants something like that.

00:44:53 MidJag: Pumseys seed?

00:44:59 sy: Yes.

00:45:03 MidJag: neat

00:45:48 sy: "Costume manipulation (various) --sharpen? --toughen? --tactical, ribbons?"

00:46:09 MidJag: Sounds fun

00:46:26 MidJag: shapeshifting clothes can be neat

00:46:35 sy: Ahhh, Black Mage's hadouken is in here, how did I not use that?

00:46:41 MidJag: hahaha

00:46:58 MidJag: That would be kinda perfect. Especially if you gave it to a love.

00:47:17 Devastator: Heya.

00:47:19 Devastator: I'm around now.

00:47:24 Devastator: was at work.

00:47:36 MidJag: hiya dev

00:47:42 Devastator: wow, good timing.

00:48:02 Devastator: Dammit, nan wanted tactical ribbons.

00:48:04 Devastator: ;-p

00:48:35 Devastator: Yeah, dead player character.

00:48:55 Devastator: The lesson: If you are in a deadly situation, you should try to do something to not die.

00:49:57 Devastator: so you want to watch something Midjag?

00:50:03 Devastator: sy?

00:50:09 MidJag: I do indeed

00:50:42 Devastator: well, I'm game.

00:50:55 sy: I can.

00:51:17 sy: Working on sending an infodump to Twin, but it's not time-sensitive.

00:52:34 Devastator: Overlord?

00:52:40 MidJag: That sounds good

00:52:42 Devastator: ER seems to be here.

00:52:42 sy: I would assume so.

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00:59:20 sy: Which ep?

01:01:51 MidJag: 6 or 7 was what we were on I think

01:02:58 MidJag: and one sec I'm gonns get something to drink

01:03:16 sy: Checked, we watched 6 last time.

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01:03:41 Devastator: Sorry for the absence. Got tired of dropping so kicked my router around a bit.

01:06:14 Devastator: Oh, that's what's happening.

01:06:35 MidJag: what?

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01:11:45 Devastator: Well, lets see if it stays up again now.

01:11:51 Devastator: I think that got it.

01:12:01 MidJag: what was wrong with it?

01:12:01 sy: Well, I have E7 ready, but I'm only half watching IRC, so...

01:12:24 Devastator: Not really sure.

01:12:36 Devastator: It would try to negotiate a connection, do so for 30 seconds, fail, and then try again.

01:12:46 Devastator: but it's working now.

01:12:46 MidJag: Weird

01:12:58 Devastator: Might just be getting old, might be a bad socket.

01:13:06 Devastator: Might just need to be opened up and cleaned out.

01:14:12 Devastator: ok, ep 7 ready.

01:14:45 Devastator: Egan watching?

01:15:02 MidJag: ready

01:18:27 sy: ER

01:18:54 ER: did I not say pizza?

01:18:57 ER: pizza.

01:19:02 ER: lemmie catch up

01:19:10 sy: You're weird for walking like an hour to get pizza.

01:19:20 sy: Normal people order it.

01:19:35 Devastator: The anticipation helps.

01:19:45 ER: I didn't walk.

01:19:48 Devastator: Besides, who on here is normal?

01:19:49 MidJag: I'll walk 20 mintues both ways to get a Twicebaked potato.

01:20:11 ER: I was afk because I was eating dinner with my family at the dining room table.

01:20:32 sy: Oh.

01:20:36 MidJag: Ah

01:20:51 Devastator: Sensible.

01:20:55 ER: was homemade pizza, very good

01:21:00 MidJag: Nice

01:21:53 Piecewise: Sy

01:21:55 Piecewise: sorry

01:21:57 Piecewise: was away

01:21:59 Piecewise: whats up?

01:22:39 Devastator: We're gonna watch and ep of overlord.

01:22:49 Devastator: Maybe more than one.

01:23:10 ER: happy to watch E7 with you guys

01:23:29 sy: Ah, I beeped you because I wanted to talk about some minor DIG stuff. Nyw's (probably irrelevant) backstory.

01:23:31 Devastator: sweet

01:23:58 Piecewise: which season?

01:23:59 ER: it's pulled up, so ready whenever

01:24:02 MidJag: 3

01:24:06 Piecewise: also sure sy

01:24:12 Piecewise: if there's something that matters

01:24:19 Devastator: season 3, episode 7.

01:24:19 Piecewise: you can always just assume he's lying

01:24:40 ER: honored dead don't lie~

01:24:43 Devastator: Hmm.. poke PW about a new statline for ye giant bird.. ;-p

01:25:23 ER: Why did Chalice die again? did people just not like it?

01:25:27 ER: I liked that

01:25:39 ER: wizards

01:25:40 Devastator: Not enough players, I'd guess.

01:25:56 Devastator: Wizards didn't have enough wizards for reasonable turnover.

01:26:03 Devastator: needed a faster pace.

01:28:23 sy: Ready,

01:29:02 MidJag: ready

01:29:06 Devastator: ready

01:29:22 sy: ER?

01:29:30 ER: ready still

01:29:36 sy: 5

01:29:38 sy: 4

01:29:39 sy: 3

01:29:41 sy: 2

01:29:43 sy: 1

01:29:44 sy: 0

01:30:08 Devastator: Heh, "Setting."

01:30:24 MidJag: You have a cleric in 3.5, just have him stack buffs and kill some undead

01:30:32 ER: they're PCs, they talk ooc sometimes~

01:30:37 Devastator: I don't think you can stack high enough to reach Ainz.

01:30:57 MidJag: Oh definetlly not, but I think most undead they'll be fine.

01:31:02 ER: he's the one who stacks the most buufs

01:31:07 Piecewise: oh this episode

01:31:08 sy: Ainz already stacks to hell, as a stack-to-hell build, so no.

01:31:10 Devastator: Aye.

01:31:23 Devastator: and is a big fan of the save-or-die.

01:31:50 MidJag: Man, this song while feverish is honestlly not bad.

01:31:56 ER: love the guy's crazy smile there

01:31:58 Devastator: In a universe where nobody can come within 30 points of your save DCs..

01:32:09 sy: This song is actually growing on me.

01:32:18 sy: Despite the autotune.

01:32:28 ER: I was just confused at first, but then I liked it

01:32:39 MidJag: Dude you don't drop invis until something makes you drop invis.

01:32:47 Devastator: short time limit.

01:32:52 Devastator: too many targets.

01:33:08 ER: like a buff item in a From game~

01:33:31 MidJag: Dwarfs a chatoic evil pretending to be Lawful good?

01:33:32 Piecewise: I suggest watching this one and then the next one together

01:33:42 Devastator: I'm game.

01:33:46 MidJag: I'm down

01:33:51 Piecewise: Hi game, I'm piecewise

01:33:57 ER: looooot

01:34:01 Piecewise: Hello to you too, down

01:34:02 Devastator: Heh, in the book they did loot the banner.

01:34:08 Devastator: treasure!

01:34:20 MidJag: Wait, they're in Ainz's place?

01:34:26 Devastator: Aye.

01:34:27 Piecewise: yes

01:34:27 MidJag: Ah

01:34:30 Devastator: This is the top floor.

01:34:30 MidJag: They're fucked

01:34:36 Piecewise: oh most def

01:34:44 Piecewise: but HOW fucked

01:34:49 Piecewise: and by what?

01:35:03 MidJag: I'm guessing the demon and massivelly

01:35:04 Devastator: m,'

01:35:18 Piecewise: that cleric's name is "Rober" not quite robert or robber

01:35:19 ER: shalltear and you already know~

01:35:32 Piecewise: "Skeletons are the weakest of monsters"

01:35:36 Devastator: Yeah, Shalltear's in charge of the top floors, right?

01:35:37 Piecewise: hehehe foreshadowing

01:35:40 MidJag: Isn't that zombies?

01:35:53 Piecewise: or ants

01:35:55 Piecewise: or crabs

01:35:56 Piecewise: or rats

01:36:02 sy: IIRC he reassigned powerful monsters to the top floor.

01:36:16 ER: either zombies are weaker than skeles or they're the same level but with different properties

01:36:19 Devastator: I want to see the next magic user to be someone large and robust.

01:36:21 MidJag: Definetlly not cat's though, that's like a boss for a first level.

01:36:34 MidJag: Isn't Ainz large and robust dev?

01:36:57 sy: Slots in the walls.

01:36:57 Piecewise: Large and in charge

01:37:07 Devastator: Yeah, but both four-man parties have had the magic-user be tiny.

01:37:09 Piecewise: a boner of unimaginable size

01:37:14 MidJag: heh

01:37:40 ER: "haha you're doomed"

01:37:47 Devastator: Doooomed.

01:38:00 MidJag: massively doomed.

01:38:04 Piecewise: Ains is like a software engineer

01:38:09 MidJag: how so?

01:38:11 Piecewise: Always trying to run doom on everything

01:38:13 Devastator: I'm going to have to invent new terms to describe how boned you are.

01:38:14 MidJag: heh

01:38:33 MidJag: They are one Maurice in terms of boned.

01:38:44 ER: I read that as "invent new magical items to describe how fucked you are"

01:38:46 sy: Nahhh.

01:38:53 Piecewise: maurice stuck his dick in it so hard it killed the universe

01:39:05 MidJag: Fine .1 Maurice.

01:39:06 sy: A few maurices at least.

01:39:28 Devastator: Oh, magic eyes.

01:39:42 MidJag: Nice.

01:39:51 ER: that turn had some oomph

01:39:51 sy: Faceless.

01:39:57 Devastator: No, you idiot, you're suppose to trade those for metamagic feats!

01:40:17 ER: they're fighting ALL the maids?

01:40:20 Piecewise: old man is pragmatic

01:40:23 Devastator: Oop, maid squad.

01:40:30 Devastator: Old man is old.

01:40:49 Piecewise: solution with that murder boner

01:40:56 sy: :)

01:41:10 Piecewise: If I remember the main maid is actually neutral or good

01:41:26 Devastator: Yeah, good.

01:41:27 sy: Yes, slightly good.

01:41:33 sy: Robomaid's neutral.

01:41:38 MidJag: Nervous laughter

01:41:40 sy: Others are evil.

01:41:51 Devastator: Also, that's five of them.

01:41:55 Devastator: Who is missing?

01:41:57 sy: Bugmaid's a little evil, other two are utter monsters.

01:42:05 sy: Nabe.

01:42:08 Devastator: Right.

01:42:09 MidJag: Bug maids super evil I though.

01:42:18 Piecewise: Solution is hard core evil

01:42:21 Piecewise: I think the worst of them

01:42:25 sy: Nope.

01:42:34 sy: Wolfgirl is the evilest I think?

01:42:43 Piecewise: hmm yeah she is a sadist

01:42:43 ER: I like the robot

01:42:47 sy: Maybe Solutiom.

01:42:55 MidJag: what about punchy one?

01:43:00 Piecewise: she's good

01:43:02 Devastator: Punchy one is good.

01:43:07 sy: Yes. Robotgirl best girl.

01:43:12 MidJag: Ah.

01:43:34 Devastator: Wow, your god sucks.

01:43:36 Devastator: ;-p

01:43:37 MidJag: That's a lot fireballs.

01:43:37 Piecewise: Solution is

01:43:38 Piecewise: Negative 400: Very Evil

01:43:38 sy: "Running"

01:44:01 MidJag: huh, they're essentially in tomb of anihilation aren't they.

01:44:03 Devastator: Lupus?

01:44:07 Piecewise: Bug is

01:44:08 Piecewise: Negative 100: Neutral ~ Evil

01:44:26 Devastator: She would be neutral, except she gets hungry..

01:44:26 Piecewise: lupus is

01:44:26 Piecewise: Negative 200: Significantly Evil

01:44:28 MidJag: oh cool, bug dude.

01:44:41 Devastator: Ahh, the snack room.

01:44:42 sy: Huh. Okay then.

01:44:47 Piecewise: solution is the most evil if memory serves

01:45:06 ER: no way that wolfie is only half as evil as slime

01:45:20 MidJag: I could see it, sorta.

01:45:21 Devastator: Slime is like super evil.

01:45:23 Piecewise: Actually

01:45:29 Piecewise: Narbela gamma is ma

01:45:29 Piecewise: Negative 400: Very Evil

01:45:40 MidJag: Narbela gamma?

01:45:43 Devastator: Ugh, bad CGI.

01:45:49 Devastator: The one following around Ainz as Momon.

01:45:50 Piecewise: Narberal Gamma

01:45:54 Piecewise: yeah her

01:45:56 Devastator: The caster.

01:45:56 MidJag: Ah

01:46:33 Devastator: Ahh, exposition to the prisoner. Not a good sign.

01:46:53 MidJag: It's like if HR giger made a Twilek

01:46:55 Piecewise: nice nails at least

01:47:33 ER: oh yeah, this bit

01:47:34 MidJag: What's with the elfs missing ears?

01:47:40 Piecewise: you'll see

01:47:43 MidJag: I see

01:47:46 Devastator: Sworddude is a dick.

01:47:49 MidJag: Ah

01:47:50 Piecewise: he hates elves

01:47:54 MidJag: Ah

01:47:59 Piecewise: hence the slaves

01:48:13 Devastator: How does he sleep?

01:48:19 MidJag: Who?

01:48:28 Piecewise: I assume on a pile of dead elves

01:48:31 Devastator: Lone guy with three elf slaves.

01:48:40 Devastator: I mean, so he doesn't get his throat cut.

01:48:46 sy: Control spells.

01:48:55 Devastator: He looks like a fighter-type.

01:49:01 MidJag: scrolls?

01:49:24 ER: chains is probably enough

01:49:40 sy: Magic items.

01:49:48 MidJag: I could see that

01:49:55 Devastator: Yeah.

01:50:28 MidJag: Man, Ainz is just flexing at this point.

01:50:43 ER: weird flex but

01:50:50 sy: ok

01:50:55 Piecewise: Hamsuke actually fights ains in some deleted or extra scenes and she can throw magic around like crazy. Hence her talking about finding it annoying to fight in close range

01:51:11 MidJag: So she's a druid?

01:51:16 Piecewise: something like that

01:51:18 sy: Idle kicking.

01:51:28 Devastator: Yeah, gotta really put the boot in.

01:51:31 Devastator: you can do better than that.

01:51:32 Piecewise: I believe that is how elves mourn their dead

01:51:44 MidJag: I thought they ate them.

01:51:51 Devastator: That's the living.

01:51:51 ER: time for good fight

01:51:53 Devastator: ;-p

01:51:53 Piecewise: the kicking is to tenderize them

01:51:54 MidJag: Oh, perhaps the kicking tenderizes it

01:51:57 MidJag: nija

01:52:01 MidJag: ^ninja

01:52:03 sy: Nah, elves only eat their own kills.

01:52:05 Piecewise: I am a quick skel

01:52:12 sy: Next ep?

01:52:16 Devastator: I thought elves only ate people who are still alive.

01:52:16 MidJag: totes

01:52:17 Devastator: Sure.

01:52:21 Piecewise: ye

01:52:29 Devastator: We gotta see how horrible things go for the classic party.

01:52:29 ER: yeah, elves actually don't like eating people they didn't personally kill.

01:52:49 ER: And I think the kill cannibalism might be a sort of... physiological thing.

01:53:08 Devastator: Stinger.

01:53:13 Piecewise: I do wonder what happened to those elves

01:53:25 MidJag: Noice.

01:53:26 Devastator: Well, either they died or someone offered them a job.

01:53:35 MidJag: This fight looks fun

01:53:35 Piecewise: maybe sebas took them in

01:53:43 sy: E8 ready.

01:53:46 Devastator: Expanding the harem?

01:53:51 MidJag: ...Why is Ainz wearing a collar?

01:53:55 Devastator: ..

01:53:58 sy: Magic item.

01:54:00 Devastator: Wait, the lizards had them too.

01:54:01 Piecewise: he's into that shit

01:54:07 sy: Magic item.

01:54:14 Devastator: ready on 8

01:54:16 Piecewise: Magicu itemo

01:54:24 MidJag: readdy

01:54:25 Piecewise: ready

01:54:29 Piecewise: readdddy

01:54:31 sy: Can't help what it looks like, someone with a stupid sense of humor made some neat gadgets, but they're collars.

01:54:33 Piecewise: readddddddddy

01:54:35 ER: dwarves get martial trances, elves get kill frenzy where they eat people :P

01:54:45 sy: Dwarves kinda win there.

01:54:47 Devastator: Elves get 10% speed boost..

01:54:48 Piecewise: READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy

01:54:51 Devastator: or at least back in the day.

01:54:56 sy: Also, Dwarves get steel, elves get wood, so they win there to.

01:55:00 sy: ER?

01:55:08 Piecewise: oi

01:55:11 ER: ready

01:55:14 sy: 3

01:55:15 Devastator: On the other hand, all dwarves, from first to last, are cursed to die horribly.

01:55:16 sy: 2

01:55:18 sy: 1

01:55:20 Devastator: at least according to PW>

01:55:20 sy: 0

01:55:33 MidJag: No, I think that's a law of the universe dev :P

01:55:34 Piecewise: IN THIS CORNER

01:55:37 ER: goblins get a physical limit to how kind or intolerant they can be

01:55:51 sy: Gahh, whenever I play a new ep I have to swap from Eng.

01:55:51 Piecewise: he got a nice robe

01:55:57 ER: yup

01:55:58 sy: I hate elf girl's VA.

01:56:09 Piecewise: always sub

01:56:14 MidJag: It's not that bad syv.

01:56:15 Devastator: He got it specifically to remove.

01:56:18 Piecewise: ALWAYS

01:56:19 Piecewise: SUB

01:56:24 Devastator: I think syv just likes Ainz's Japanese VA.

01:56:24 sy: Always dub except when the dub SUCKS.

01:56:28 ER: I like her VA in japanese, agree it's not great in english

01:56:39 sy: Yeah, his Jap VA is amazing, and the eng actors are just bad.

01:56:43 Devastator: .. but that would mean passing up on Demiurge's english VA.

01:56:55 Devastator: so when he shows up, English.

01:56:56 sy: Ainz's eng VA is particularly terrible.

01:57:03 Devastator: eh.

01:57:05 MidJag: I don't think it's too bad.

01:57:07 Devastator: seems kinda average.

01:57:12 sy: Maybe I'll swap to eng next time he shows up.

01:57:18 Piecewise: Bunch a wishy washy weebs in here

01:57:35 MidJag: Welp, they're boned.

01:57:46 Devastator: Leo levels of boned?

01:57:48 Devastator: ;-p

01:57:54 ER: maybe they'll let them live if they fight well enough

01:58:05 ER: the point is to spread his name, after all

01:58:09 sy: Ainz Ooal, uhh.. dunno?

01:58:17 MidJag: perhaps like an undead style live

01:58:20 Devastator: I'm not sure why he did this.

01:58:26 MidJag: boredom?

01:58:27 Devastator: Reducing the number of adventurers around?

01:58:56 MidJag: Man Ainz has a high charisma save DC.

01:58:58 ER: maybe he dislikes the unofficial adventurers or needs to get rid of them

01:59:09 Devastator: Could just be prep work to weaken a target.

01:59:21 Devastator: Damn.

01:59:26 Devastator: This guy's not too bad.

01:59:55 Devastator: Yeah, keep Ainz talking, get more info.

01:59:58 MidJag: Yeah.

01:59:58 Piecewise: BLUFFFFF

02:00:15 Devastator: If it only worked one in a hundred times, it's better odds than fighting.

02:00:20 MidJag: Should have chugged that glibness potion.

02:00:21 Piecewise: [1]

02:00:29 Devastator: no, I think that was [4]

02:00:32 Devastator: Just Ainz is a tough sell.

02:00:42 Piecewise: I dunno

02:00:50 Piecewise: his reaction seems a bit bad for a 4

02:00:55 Devastator: I mean, it isn't like they're more boned.

02:00:59 ER: he's evil

02:01:01 Devastator: Maybe less.

02:01:04 MidJag: I didn't know that Ainz could actually get mad.

02:01:07 Devastator: Yeah, that's definately a lich reaction.

02:01:08 ER: kek

02:01:17 Devastator: YOU COME IN MY TOMB WITH YOUR DIRTY FEET!

02:01:44 Piecewise: YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR?!

02:01:46 Piecewise: YOU MUST DIE

02:01:51 Devastator: Yeah.

02:01:58 Devastator: Seems more like a lich thing than a player thing.

02:01:58 MidJag: haha

02:02:06 Devastator: Show off that hot body, Ainz.

02:02:08 Devastator: Hot bone action.

02:02:23 MidJag: Ainz is fuckking ripped~

02:02:37 MidJag: So toned.

02:02:38 Devastator: HARD BODY.

02:03:10 Piecewise: The boning intensifies

02:03:39 MidJag: oh, the chains are a limiter?

02:03:43 ER: oof

02:03:47 Devastator: Rainbow vomit!

02:03:54 sy: Ring.

02:03:57 MidJag: Neat

02:04:03 Devastator: That's gotta be a goal.

02:04:17 Devastator: get strong enough someone vomits rainbows upon seeing your true form. ;-p

02:04:43 Piecewise: Nothing personal, fleshbag.

02:04:47 MidJag: They die when he touches them?

02:05:01 Devastator: Standard lich ability.

02:05:06 Devastator: not magic spell.

02:05:06 MidJag: Fair enough

02:05:07 ER: *teleports behind u*

02:05:32 MidJag: Man, DR's a bitch

02:05:37 Piecewise: >casts iron fist

02:05:41 Piecewise: >hits with sword

02:05:43 Piecewise: ???

02:06:00 Devastator: Might have just not been thinking that.

02:06:17 Devastator: or casting all the buffs.

02:06:38 Devastator: Okay, yeah, half-elf has less pointy ears than the elf chicks. If only by a little.

02:06:48 Devastator: elf kids, sorry. ;-p

02:06:57 Devastator: Boned indeed.

02:06:58 MidJag: ...Is Ainz going to fight himself?

02:07:09 Devastator: I'm sure that'll happen at some point.

02:07:09 MidJag: Because I want to see that.

02:07:19 Piecewise: Stop hitting myself

02:07:21 Devastator: albeit probably with Pandora's actor.

02:07:21 Piecewise: stop hitting myself

02:07:51 MidJag: Are they even outside?

02:07:57 sy: Nope.

02:07:59 Devastator: No way in hell.

02:08:00 Piecewise: a very good question~

02:08:05 sy: Painted skybox.

02:08:24 MidJag: ...did she just leave?

02:09:16 ER: cool

02:09:23 Devastator: ..there are worse things than dying.

02:09:36 MidJag: True. Like meeting HR twilek

02:09:51 MidJag: ....they're outside?

02:09:59 Piecewise: roberdyck

02:10:03 Piecewise: Robber dick

02:10:11 sy: Robberdicku.

02:10:21 ER: clap

02:10:23 sy: They aren't outside.

02:10:33 sy: It's a magic plane.

02:10:39 Piecewise: stop ruining the twist

02:10:40 MidJag: Hmm, Are the elves evil?

02:10:45 Devastator: Oh yes.

02:11:04 sy: Ah, the worsr fate for a cleric.

02:11:11 sy: Scientific experimentation.

02:11:11 MidJag: Ainz raises a good point honestlly

02:11:29 Piecewise: Girl is

02:11:29 Piecewise: Negative 100: Neutral~Evil

02:11:40 Devastator: Trap is..

02:11:41 sy: Skybox.

02:11:43 Piecewise: boy is the same

02:11:54 MidJag: Ah.

02:12:01 MidJag: So just a huge skybox.

02:12:16 ER: interesting music for this scene

02:12:16 Piecewise: created by blue-planet san

02:12:53 MidJag: Shall tears armor is way cooler than her normal form.

02:13:04 Devastator: Oh yes.

02:13:56 MidJag: I'm curious why Demiurge want's skin

02:14:04 Piecewise: magic scrolls

02:14:08 Devastator: He's totally farming people for those scrolls.

02:14:11 Piecewise: they talk about it in the second season

02:14:17 MidJag: Ah.

02:14:21 Devastator: Also, the books had some more info on that.

02:14:29 Devastator: Apparently the scrolls from this world are impossible.

02:14:37 MidJag: Man, those twins are doomed.

02:14:41 Devastator: You can only put level 1 spells on parchment with ink from this world.

02:14:47 sy: Nah, prolly not.

02:14:48 Devastator: ..but they put level 3 spells, that work, on them.

02:15:04 Devastator: Ainz can't do that.

02:15:11 Devastator: at least, his guys can't do that.

02:15:11 sy: The twins are irrelevant and won't be seen again.

02:15:18 Devastator: I don't know.

02:15:29 ER: nah, they help kill ainz~

02:15:29 Devastator: ER saying it might be the next generation that matters could be a possibility.

02:15:40 sy: Unless they're related to another almost-important blond person I guess.

02:16:01 MidJag: I think everyone in that kingdom is blond.

02:16:02 Devastator: Magic caster was a dispossed noble child.

02:16:07 Devastator: from the Empire.

02:16:11 sy: The next generation will be living with Ainz as their overlord, and will rebel when like level 50 or something, and die quickly.

02:16:36 MidJag: ....how old is this dude?

02:16:52 Piecewise: mage

02:16:54 Piecewise: they live long

02:16:56 MidJag: still

02:17:04 MidJag: That's a longass time

02:17:11 MidJag: unless all the emps die super quick

02:17:12 ER: the revenge of this world upon the invaders shall be poetic in its completeness, fitting for a universe repairing itself.

02:17:28 MidJag: Eh, maybe

02:17:46 MidJag: Oh hey, reverse trap and trap

02:17:56 Devastator: and TWO SHIELD man.

02:18:06 ER: maybe they're like alderode, with different hair colors having massively different lifespans~

02:18:13 Piecewise: he's running a dark souls build

02:18:45 Devastator: Indeed.

02:18:50 MidJag: I love how pysched the elves are alway are.

02:18:59 Piecewise: FUCK YEA

02:19:01 Piecewise: MURDER

02:19:01 Devastator: I get to kill people for Ainz.

02:19:02 sy: Only -100 evil?

02:19:04 Devastator: Today is a good day!

02:19:12 Devastator: Also, two-shield guy died by falling.

02:19:20 Piecewise: they're not jerking it to murder like solution

02:19:33 MidJag: 9?

02:19:36 ER: is that the literal distinction? :P

02:19:40 Devastator: Sure, need a minute.

02:20:02 sy: So 1/4 "jerking it to murder" as you say it, is happily massacring a bunch of largely uninvolved people?

02:20:31 MidJag: Nah, the elves are just happy to be here, happy to be on the team.

02:20:33 Piecewise: They don't kill as often

02:20:36 sy: Also, dullahan maid was happy to murder the group of adventurers earlier, despite being good.

02:20:49 Piecewise: well, they were home invaders

02:20:55 MidJag: which si the dullahan one? The punchy one?

02:20:58 Piecewise: ye

02:21:00 sy: Yes.

02:21:12 MidJag: Her head seems stranglly firmlly attached

02:21:21 sy: She has a neck thing. Collar or something.

02:21:22 Piecewise: *shrug*

02:21:27 Piecewise: You guys can continue

02:21:34 Piecewise: I will stop here.

02:21:39 sy: Night.

02:21:42 MidJag: by dubs

02:21:56 Piecewise: Night, by dubs

02:22:02 sy: "By Dubs' name I smite thee!"

02:22:21 sy boops MJ

02:22:39 MidJag is booped, it's too spoopy for him.

02:22:56 Devastator: By Dubthor's Hammer..

02:22:58 Devastator: ;-p

02:23:44 sy: Piecewise magic is mathematical.

02:23:59 Piecewise: mathamagical

02:24:30 Devastator: Next one, then.

02:25:02 Devastator: Ready.

02:25:16 MidJag: 8 right?

02:25:28 sy: 9

02:25:28 Devastator: 8 was last one.

02:25:30 Devastator: next is 9.

02:25:31 MidJag: ah right

02:26:10 MidJag: ready

02:26:23 ER: reddi

02:26:32 Devastator: reddit.

02:26:36 sy: 3

02:26:37 sy: 2

02:26:39 sy: 1

02:26:40 sy: 0

02:27:00 Devastator: Elf runs camera backwards.

02:27:05 MidJag: So is reverse a druid?

02:27:13 sy: No.

02:27:18 sy: Trap is a druid.

02:27:19 Devastator: Ranger-type.

02:27:24 sy: Reverse js a beast master.

02:27:27 MidJag: Strongass ranger

02:27:32 Devastator: Trap is a druid. Reverse is a beastmaster.

02:27:36 Devastator: They're all strongass.

02:27:53 ER: ...did we miss the battle?

02:27:54 MidJag: I guess I'm just used to 5e rangers, who are weaksauce/

02:27:59 Devastator: That was the end of the last episode.

02:28:01 sy: Rangers aren't useless in every system, MJ.

02:28:14 Devastator: Back in the day they were very nearly the best.

02:28:15 sy: They're better than fighters in 3.5e, for instance.

02:28:27 Devastator: Two HD at level 1!

02:28:30 MidJag: That's a very low bow from waht I understand syv.

02:28:34 MidJag: ^bar

02:28:51 sy: Yes, but it's better than 5e from what *I* understand. :P

02:29:03 Devastator: 5e isn't bad.

02:29:03 ER: wonder if we'll ever get a system where every class is actually useful~

02:29:09 Devastator: Much better than 4e.

02:29:16 sy: ofc

02:29:22 Devastator: I'd be happy to play 5e.

02:29:23 sy: Rangers just suck in 5e.

02:29:30 ER: 5e is fun

02:29:49 Devastator: Where's all your griffens?

02:29:55 Devastator: I want more catbird.

02:30:10 MidJag: Purges are always rough

02:30:17 Devastator: Yeah.

02:30:21 Devastator: books have a bit more detail about the method.

02:30:26 MidJag: heh

02:30:31 sy: Wow, Stackoverflow ruined itself for April Fool's.

02:30:36 Devastator: Basically he does tax and manpower squeezes.

02:30:36 MidJag: oh?

02:30:44 ER: "somewhat sickening"

02:31:02 sy: Anyway, rangers in 3.5e are either tier 3 or 4 depending on variant.

02:31:08 Devastator: Make them foot the bill for something, a few fall out, and then make the remainder foot the same bill next year.

02:31:34 Devastator: Heh.

02:31:34 ER: that's pretty slick

02:31:44 MidJag: Ah. and what did stackoverlow do syv?

02:31:58 sy: Just look at it.

02:32:01 Devastator: So what's hair do?

02:32:23 sy: Hide her ~special~ eye.

02:32:24 Devastator: Beautiful.

02:32:43 Devastator: I do have to wonder how everyone recognizes these people as maids.

02:32:53 Devastator: I mean, yeah, they're maids, but they hardly look like each other.

02:33:04 ER: CONTROL WEATHER

02:33:55 Devastator: four?

02:34:00 Devastator: They must have rezzed The Wall.

02:34:07 Devastator: And yeah, could be a special eye.

02:34:32 MidJag: Oh she does have a neckthing

02:35:04 ER: everyone is crazy

02:35:23 sy: Hah, the pet name made me laugh.

02:35:24 Devastator: Maadness.

02:36:22 MidJag: This emps is smart.

02:36:37 ER: yes

02:36:53 MidJag: I have to say Demiurge looks less awesome the more devilish he looks

02:37:13 ER: will save

02:37:17 Devastator: ..Yeah.

02:37:18 sy: Why's he got normal eyes in frog form?

02:37:20 ER: or is that a cha save?

02:37:24 Devastator: Odd.

02:37:32 Devastator: It's supposed to auto-work on anyone below level 40.

02:37:42 MidJag: I guess emps is just a badass

02:37:47 Devastator: So is emps above level 40, or does he have a special immunity due to his class?

02:38:12 Devastator: That the dad of the magic-user?

02:38:17 MidJag: Neat

02:39:10 MidJag: Hey, they are Rome.

02:39:17 MidJag: Proactive defensive wars~

02:39:22 Devastator: Heh.

02:39:42 Devastator: Yes! (He's been practicing that.)

02:39:59 MidJag: Oh right, that little cloack twirl.

02:40:20 MidJag: I bet Ainz is a great poker player.

02:40:23 Devastator: Specifically, "I demand silence"

02:40:30 Devastator: Yeah, boneface probably helps with that.

02:40:36 Devastator: as does having levelled emotions.

02:40:43 Devastator: oh dear lord.

02:40:53 sy: Hahahaha, baaad trade.

02:40:55 Devastator: Can you imagine being assigned as ambassador to Ainz?

02:41:11 MidJag: I kinda want to see a lich who's got no intrest in magic he just likes to play poker.

02:41:15 sy: It'd be a sweet gig.

02:41:27 sy: Be polite and you'd be treated better rhan the king.

02:41:45 Devastator: Yes, and ever day you'd have to worry about the servants killing you via accidental bump in the hallways.

02:42:02 MidJag: But they can always bring you back

02:42:11 MidJag: I love demiurge.

02:42:19 Devastator: only if you're high enough level.

02:42:20 MidJag: He's too clever by half.

02:42:26 Devastator: Yeah.

02:42:40 Devastator: I'm pretty sure he'll end up messing up by overestimating his brains.

02:42:44 sy: This is going to have bite him in the ass eventually.

02:42:50 Devastator: oh yes.

02:42:55 MidJag: One would hope

02:43:09 sy: Ainz, I mean;

02:43:18 MidJag: Man, it'd be annoying wearing all those rings all the time

02:43:20 sy: He lets Demiurge just assume whatever.

02:43:21 Devastator: also oh yes.

02:43:36 Devastator: Need to add a third "Among Monsters" there.

02:43:46 Devastator: Aww, they didn't let Demiurge ride in the same carriage.

02:44:55 MidJag: Is the mage a traitor?

02:45:47 Devastator: I like how they gave all the states different governments to speed up the names.

02:45:57 MidJag: It is nice

02:47:04 ER: I still think that demiurge is making plans to suit himself more than Ainz

02:47:12 Devastator: ...

02:47:14 Devastator: I don't know..

02:47:20 MidJag: He just wants better suits

02:47:33 Devastator: I think he's actually going to be too loyal to him.

02:47:36 sy: He's making plans to serve what he thinks Ainz wants.

02:47:41 Devastator: `1

02:47:44 sy: And Ainz is much simpler than he thinks.

02:47:51 ER: he's smarter than that

02:47:57 Devastator: As he just said..

02:48:05 Devastator: it's sometimes easier to fool someone with some intelligence than a fool.

02:48:10 MidJag: Ainz is inexperinced in statecraft though

02:48:36 ER: snuggle king

02:48:44 MidJag: I'd vote snuggle king

02:48:49 ER: yes

02:48:57 Devastator: Three for snuggle king.

02:49:34 Devastator: Aww, I was hoping for more rainbow vomit.

02:50:09 MidJag: Would be nice

02:50:35 ER: time to form the x-com project

02:50:44 Devastator: Beautiful stack overflow, really.

02:51:41 sy: Demiurge's voice is horrible, what the hell Dev?

02:51:58 sy: He sounds like a goblin with the flu.

02:52:11 ER: I don't really remember it, but I recall it at least sounded weird to me

02:52:13 sy: Yeah all the eng VAs suck.

02:52:24 sy: There's largely no emotion to their voices.

02:52:26 ER: having heard everything in japanese to that point

02:52:47 sy: "Oh yes you're so amazing lord ainz. so power. much bone. wow."

02:53:16 ER: lord snuggleboner

02:53:27 Devastator: Hmm? I don't see a demon being emotional.

02:53:35 Devastator: and too me the Japanese sounds pretty flat too.

02:54:52 sy: It might help that I can't understand the Japanese, so I project some extra tone into the words. Novels often work that way.

02:55:20 MidJag: You read novels in a foreign language? ~

02:55:50 sy: Some of the english colloquialisms were what I most hated about the eng voices initially, and the advantage of the Jap there is that I simply can't *understand* the cringey terms.

02:55:53 ER: hey dev, which leech do you think we should pick?~

02:56:01 sy: I read visual novels which have Japanese voice acting.

02:56:23 sy: Turn it off around 50% of the time, but still.

02:56:38 MidJag: Fair enough.

02:57:42 Devastator: I think I'll go back to the english at this point. It was an interesting dip, but the subs aren't great.

03:00:29 Devastator: Anyway, 3 to go. We done, or doing one more?

03:00:35 Devastator: 4, sorry.

03:00:55 ER: nah

03:01:53 MidJag: I'm still down. but I don't think other people are.

03:01:58 sy: I'd be okay with more.

03:02:32 sy: I'd even like more, actually, unless Egan is saying he's done.

03:02:37 Devastator: Sure.

03:02:46 Devastator: I wouldn't mind one.

03:03:43 ER: I feel like I now need to think about things that aren't Overlord in order to maintain brain balance, so I'm stopping here.

03:03:51 sy: Okay.

03:03:55 Devastator: Heh.

03:03:57 ER: ...if you want to watch one more, I'll just catch up with you later.

03:03:57 MidJag: aight

03:04:00 Devastator: watch without ER then.

03:04:02 sy: Do we have any games all of us can play?

03:04:09 Devastator: just forum ones.

03:04:17 Devastator: and survivor..

03:04:20 sy: I strongly prefer to watch with all four of us.

03:04:25 Devastator: Sure, np.

03:04:43 MidJag: Fine by me

03:05:03 MidJag: We could play like TF2.

03:05:09 MidJag: I think everyone has that

03:05:11 sy: No.

03:05:21 sy: I uninstalled it because we never play and it's massive.

03:05:34 MidJag: Fair enough.

03:05:59 ER: I also don't have it because... I just don't play it anymore.

03:06:21 ER: I gibbed people, I got hats, now I'm done

03:06:40 sy: I got a bunch of sniper achievements and am now done.

03:06:44 Devastator: I've never had it in the first place.

03:07:19 sy: I once headshot a moving cloaked spy, so I'll never achieve anything more impressive anyway.

03:07:25 MidJag: heh

03:07:27 ER: valve didn't seem interested in actually adding anything to the game other than community made maps so to keep playing it would be to just repeat playing the same stuff over and over and over, and I don't really like it that much.

03:07:48 sy: Yeah, Dark Souls is far better for that.

03:08:20 sy: Could Icpress gang all of you into playing the AoT game? That can be four-way multiplayer and is simple to download.

03:08:43 sy is now known as syv

03:08:51 MidJag: I do not have the energy for learning a new game.

03:09:07 ER: wait, have you not learned that one already?

03:09:21 MidJag: I have played it once I belive.

03:09:29 syv: He's staunchly promised to play it with me at some point, and always refused whenever I ask.

03:09:45 syv: I think he did try it for about twenty minutes, that is true.

03:09:59 syv: Promise and refusal come after.

03:10:20 Devastator: It requries Unity, which is s little bit tricky.

03:10:24 Devastator: but I'll do it for you today syv.

03:10:26 MidJag: I can play over the summer more easily.

03:10:27 Devastator: got links?

03:11:05 syv: aotrc.weebly.com

03:11:30 syv: Surviv would be better I guess. All of us play it.

03:12:02 Devastator: cool.

03:12:04 Devastator: downloading.

03:12:15 MidJag: If everyones going to play that AoT game I will summon the energy for it, but I will say I will probably be somewhat listless.

03:12:20 syv: Hey, ER, id you just don't want to watch OL, we could watch something else, yeah?

03:13:27 syv: MidJag, have you downloaded it onto your current computer?

03:16:51 Devastator: Oop, joystick controls.

03:17:59 Devastator: ..never mind, apparently that's just for the installer.

03:18:19 syv: Yeah.

03:18:31 Devastator is confuzzled.

03:18:35 Devastator: well, it seems to be working.

03:18:51 Devastator: I don't want to fire it up early because that way you won't see my first moments of fumbling.

03:19:41 syv: As far as rebinds, important ones are turning on reel in/out (by default they're bound to mousewheel I believe, and that's fine), and gas burst, which I bound to space, same as dodge. Secondly, making jump/gas right click, and rebinding special attack to something else. I use mousewheel click.

03:19:41 MidJag: Yeah I have.

03:20:28 syv: Beyond that I think defaults are fine, though I rebound everything so it's a little hard to say.

03:20:54 ER: I've actually bound the grapples to my mouse buttons

03:21:34 Devastator: I might want to use the tab key.

03:21:48 syv: It's essentially a shooter, interaction mechanics wise, so I can understand that.

03:22:04 ER: where's first person mode

03:22:26 syv: The truly important thing is that gas/jump should be something that's comfortable to hold CONSTANTLY, and that reeling/gas bursting are all turned on and usable.

03:22:33 syv: There's a mod for it.

03:22:33 Devastator: Dammit, it won't take left shift.

03:22:46 syv: Eh? It does for me.

03:23:13 Devastator shrugs.

03:23:31 Devastator: ok.

03:25:36 syv: First person mod video:

03:25:36 syv: https://www.dropbox.com/s/np5jqdmsmpxikai/AoTTG%20First%20person.mp4?dl=0

03:25:39 MidJag: christ honestlly I might just go to bed. I understimated the energy required to get up.

03:25:47 Devastator: `gv

03:25:47 syv: Okay. Good night.

03:25:51 Devastator: Good night MJ.

03:25:56 ER: <3

03:26:06 MidJag: thanks, hopefully I'll feel good enough to play tommorow

03:26:10 MidJag: night

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03:26:24 Devastator: (Shall we begin.)

03:27:33 syv: Click multiplayer, server name is a, password is "shivsy"

03:27:46 syv: It should be the shortest name of any server.

03:27:50 syv: Oh, USl

03:27:53 syv: *US.

03:28:21 Devastator: Ok.

03:28:22 Devastator: :D

03:30:08 syv: T is suicide.

03:30:33 syv: Ahh, there's ten titans on the map, mostly around the outskirts.

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05:12:11 Elastic_Ridicule: hey my internet broke for like a second

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05:17:49 Devastator: happens.

05:17:56 syv: Server is c, pass shivsy

05:18:07 syv: Colossal might not be really possible for us, we'll see.

05:33:00 Devastator: 'might not be possible.'

05:33:20 syv: I wasn't sure.

05:33:37 syv: I've never beaten colossus before with less than six people in a server.

05:33:47 syv: Usually at least two play goalie.

05:34:14 ER: I dealt like 10 damage total to it

05:34:33 syv: And while I can *mostly* solo goalie, I can't do it indefinitely.

05:35:03 syv: So with two people (what I thought when we swapped, since ER hadn't been playing) I wasn't sure we'd be able to kill it.

05:35:11 syv: But nah, it's pretty easy.

05:35:37 syv: You were the first to get a high hit actually.

05:35:53 syv: I saw ~330 early on.

05:35:56 Devastator: I didn't do anything special.

05:36:19 Devastator: Mostly it was just incredibly irritating because it seemed his hitbox was way too big.

05:36:30 Devastator: I had no idea where the lines would attach.

05:36:50 syv: Yes.

05:37:12 syv: It's easiest to make big swooping high damage strikes, but even then his nape is a small hitbox.

05:37:18 syv: Not a level I tend to like.

05:37:37 Devastator: Assuming you can see it.

05:37:44 Devastator: clouds clouds clouds.

05:38:38 Devastator: Well, now you've beated Colossal with 3 people.

05:38:50 syv: He only does those as a reaction to being attacked, so the more attackers the harder it is to get a hit.

05:38:50 Devastator: There was a really big stream of aberrants when the colossal went to low health.

05:38:53 Devastator: Just a huge rush.

05:39:21 Devastator: Fortunately, ER is competent.

05:39:36 Devastator: and you killed him before we had a leaker.

05:39:41 syv: Yes.

05:39:52 ER: "competent"

05:40:03 syv: I suddenly got good and 1k'd him twice. When I'd done like 500 damage so far during the fight.

05:40:07 ER: you flatter me entirely inaccurately

05:41:09 Devastator: You got kills much easier than I did.

05:41:18 Devastator: Also, anyone know where the admin area is on the Mook map?

05:42:18 Devastator: is it the area in the middle with the narrow hallway in it?

05:42:20 syv: I assume it's in lab 3.

05:44:20 Devastator: wish I had a better melee weapon.

05:44:28 Devastator: I'm the best melee guy in the game.

05:44:41 Devastator: or some explosives.

05:44:49 syv: Does anyone have a better melee weapon?

05:45:02 syv: Does anyone have explosives?

05:45:06 Devastator: Nope!

05:45:11 Devastator: They didnt' exist when this mission started.

05:45:19 Devastator: otherwise I'd have bought one of each.

05:45:28 syv: So... yeah.

05:45:52 Devastator: well, stimming up, getting set up to shoot whatever it is, and if it's still alive I'll try to melee it with a simple baton.

05:45:57 syv: Grumbling about not having water when everyone around you is dehydrated. :P

05:46:00 Devastator: If I live, I should get a promotion for that. ;-p

05:46:11 Devastator: Well, they exist noooow. ;-p

05:47:06 syv: Now you know a tanker full of water is coming. Everyone's still dehydrated.

05:47:23 syv: Well, I guess ir's more like an old lady with a water bottle in her handbag.

05:47:26 syv: Still.

05:48:39 Devastator: was fun though, thanks.

05:48:47 syv: Cool.

05:48:49 Devastator: I hope I wasn't too terrible.

05:48:53 syv: Not at all.

05:49:12 syv: You did amazing for your level of experience, and good for just about anyone anyway.

05:50:22 syv: About a third of the players in most servers have fewer kills than deaths, and you had about twice as many when I checked during Colossal. And a fair number of the deaths were due to the terrible spawning mechanics.

05:52:34 syv: Thanks for playing.

05:53:08 Devastator: np.

05:53:24 Devastator: I could have lost fewer during the spawning by getting out of there better.

05:54:38 syv: Ehh, spawnpiles can be rough no matter how good you are. There's not really much strategy to try beyond spamming roll.

05:55:12 Devastator: Hmm? Nah, can do better. You're given a little bit of mercy invulnerability, which includes intangability. Should just grab something and boost out of there instead of rolling.

05:55:20 Devastator: better odds.

05:55:23 syv: Titans can attack through each other, and if there's any abberants you're likely just entirely reliant on luck, since their bellyflop has an enormous hitbox.

05:56:36 syv: Ah. Yeah, if you can see anything then it's much easier to get out. What I'm referring to is when there's so many titans you pretty much can't see anything.

05:56:44 Devastator: mmm.

05:56:48 Devastator: Yeah, you screwed there.

05:56:54 Devastator: Plus I couldn't hit a damn thing.

05:56:59 Devastator: kept missing.

05:58:42 syv: Accuracy takes a long time to learn.

05:59:19 ER: [miss]

05:59:40 syv: Most newbies rely on Levi's special, which releases all grapples, and fires one directly at your cursor, and giving you a large speedboost towards it while executing a long spin attack. Completely OP, and makes the game play more like a shooter.

06:00:36 syv: Once someone's past that, they learn to normal grapple the nape while reeling in and crashing into it with the sword, and after that is learning to do a driveby hit.

06:00:46 Devastator: reeling in?

06:01:07 Devastator: More than what it does automatically?

06:01:50 syv: Yes. Once you're past around 40-50 speed (speed is the damage number you get when you kill a titan while moving), pressing the reel in button while it's more than 45 degrees away from your direction of travel immediately redirects you towards the grapple.

06:02:22 Devastator: There's a reel in button?

06:02:30 ER: maybe I should bind reel in -_-

06:03:30 syv: It also makes you accelerate faster if it's within 45 degrees of your path, so still useful.

06:03:46 syv: Yeaaaah reeling is very important once you udnerstand the basics of movement.

06:05:15 syv: I believe by default reeling is tied to mousewheel up/down. Roll down, you pull yourself in, roll up and you reel out. Reeling out *mostly* stops the pulling effect of a grapple, making you travel in a mostly straight line.

06:05:44 syv: It's more complex than that and has very strange physics, but basically you use it to lengthen the radius of your movement circle.

06:06:07 Devastator: Oh, that should be handy.

06:06:58 syv: And since high speed movement is essentially just rapid fire changing the circular psths you're taking, that's valuable.

06:09:54 syv: I'm really not sure how well the mousewheel works for reeling. I assume it's terrible for reeling out. I rebound reeling to two side buttons I have on my mouse, so I can hold either continually. With the mousewheel, you're only sending an instantaneous "reel" command with each click, you can't hold it.

06:15:19 Devastator: So how's playing as a titan, ER?

06:15:42 ER: kinda terrible

06:16:02 ER: syv really does just slide up to titans and kill them instantly

06:16:22 ER: but I got to put you in my mouth one time so that's victory

06:16:22 Devastator: Heh.

06:16:27 syv: Too much practice.

06:16:29 Devastator: I remember you missing me for a while.

06:16:34 Devastator: That was fun. ;-p

06:16:56 ER: anyway time to rewatch happy souls https://youtu.be/2kr7KDCsIws

06:17:48 syv: I actually really enjoyed fighting you as a PT. I don't get much practice with it, and you're not one of the people who just spams the bellyflop and jump while constantly doing 360° spins.

06:18:20 syv: Which isn't really effective against anyone who knows how to fly, but is a really good way to never die.

06:18:31 ER: gotta start the neck grab as soon as I think you might possibly see me :P

06:18:37 Devastator: heh.

06:18:39 syv: Heh.

06:18:45 Devastator: you gotta fake him out.

06:18:54 Devastator: act like a normal titan but move just a bit wrong at the critical moment.

06:19:02 syv: There

06:19:17 syv: 's a walk key which makes that fairly simple.

06:19:58 syv: One of the mods, the really annoying Universe mod I think, has a "disguise" key that makes your titan go on autopilot until you hit a key.

06:20:27 Devastator: Heh.

06:20:34 syv: I've never seen anyone to use it well, but in theory it'd be amazing for faking people out.

06:21:11 Devastator: Need moar creativity.

06:21:56 syv: Oh. There's a special PvP game mode which can be pretty fun if everyone's decent, called Infection. As you'd prolly guess, every player except one starts as a human, the other as a titan with infinite respawns. Every time a human dies, they respawns as a titan.

06:23:14 Devastator: they respawn as a titan?

06:23:19 syv: Yes,

06:23:28 Devastator: hmm.

06:23:40 Devastator: I'm assuming the map doesn't let people just hide out of reach.

06:23:53 Devastator: Or is the point to get as many kills as possible?

06:24:00 syv: Game ends when everyone's a titan, or if you set a point limit, when humans score enough kills.

06:24:20 syv: It's a modded mode which runs on any map, and no, there's no insurance to prevent hiding.

06:24:29 syv: Typically the MC just kicks anyone who tries that

06:24:53 Devastator: mmm.

06:25:40 syv: Though on a map like city you can't really hide. Biggest titans can jump up to the walls if they're careful.

06:26:15 Devastator: Mmm.

06:27:43 ER: I kept sliding off

06:31:20 Devastator: Awful Hospital update.

06:31:22 syv: I don't really know the details of how it works. I've just seen too many titans running along up there.

06:31:36 Devastator: mmm.

06:31:37 Devastator: magic?

06:32:52 syv: Skill I assume. Maybe abusive mods but prolly not.

06:38:22 Devastator: Have you seen someone do it?

06:38:30 Devastator: that is, get up there?

06:39:45 syv: Yup.

06:40:02 syv: Jumped on one of the little tower things, then jumped up to the wall.

06:41:58 Devastator: mmm.

06:42:06 Devastator: does the titan have to be a particular size?

06:42:52 syv: I think it only works with the larger ones. I've never tested it myself though.

07:50:10 ER: so

07:50:20 ER: how about that PS turn huh

07:50:49 Devastator: Yeah.

07:50:52 Devastator: crunch.

07:51:04 Devastator: as I said, the lesson is to do something when you're about to die. ;-p

07:52:48 ER: mm hmm

07:54:01 ER: why are these cats so interested in my iced tea

07:55:23 Devastator: ..I don't know.

07:55:26 Devastator: they can't taste sugar.

07:55:48 syv: Have they seen iced tea before? Are you paying more attention to the iced tea than them? Are they thirsty?

07:56:04 ER: he's even trying to check out this trailmix

07:57:04 Devastator: Oh, it's got kitten syndrome.

07:57:08 Devastator: enjoy it.

07:57:10 ER: nnn9iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgqoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

07:57:23 Devastator: eventually it just don't care about things anymore.

07:58:35 syv: HahahahaHAHAHAAaaa!

07:58:48 syv: Finally got a full clear of Forest Survival

07:59:02 syv: 250 kills over 2463 seconds.

07:59:40 Devastator: nifty

08:00:53 syv: My previous record was 200 over 2975 seconds.

08:01:19 syv: So I've gotten quite a bit faster, and I wasn't even going for speed.

08:01:51 Devastator: very nice.

08:01:58 Devastator: 50 more kills in 500 fewer seconds.

08:02:08 Devastator: Do you think you could do 300 in 1950 seconds?

08:02:41 ER: did you have music going?

08:02:50 syv: I'd have to run a multiplayer server with more waves, since singleplayer ends at 250 kills.

08:03:06 syv: No, completely silent, because I forgot to play music.

08:03:49 ER: https://youtu.be/XsvXSQPtYyo

08:03:52 syv: ...Also, no, Dev. That's a sustained average of 6.5s per kill, and my personal best sustained kill rate is 8.1s

08:04:44 syv: This run was 9.9s, because I was being more cautious and also it's hard to maintain that kind of speed for a half hour.

08:07:20 Devastator: congrats, though.

08:09:17 syv has a happy

08:09:59 syv: Next I guess I'll have to finish Blood of the Racers. I don't like trying for speedkilling runs really, varies on luck too much.

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