00:00:49 Devastator: But then again, you do know that humans can't drink seawater like you guys can.
00:04:08 Piecewise: Let me know when you are ready
00:04:21 MJ: Hmm, I might join in a bit late need to get some food first.
00:05:14 Devastator: I'm ready, but not in a hurry.
00:05:24 parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
00:05:34 Devastator: come for movie night?
00:06:28 parisbre56: I was also here for the return of the living dead
00:06:55 parisbre56: So, since we're moving this to IRC
00:07:44 IronyOwl has joined #einsteinianroulette
00:07:47 parisbre56: Irony is supposed to join
00:07:54 IronyOwl: default name: fenster
00:08:31 Devastator: Lemme preempt
PW and remind you to update the game you dropped. ;-p
00:08:40 IronyOwl: working on a new game
00:08:50 IronyOwl: actually like 3/4ths of an idea for six different games
00:08:52 Piecewise: Its like the other one but with robot parts
00:09:12 IronyOwl: did legitimately consider just batshit space station shenanigans
00:09:18 Piecewise: lemme know when we're all ready
00:09:28 parisbre56: space station 13 with magical girls
00:09:56 Piecewise: From beyond starting in
00:10:08 Devastator: Space station 13 with magical girls?
00:10:35 parisbre56: Alternatively, doom reprecussions of evil with magical firls
00:10:39 Devastator: .. Didn't you just keep your original cut?
00:10:48 Devastator: So usual magical girls, then.
00:11:03 Devastator: Yes, each time you level up you have to add something to your outfit.
00:11:39 parisbre56: SCIENCE is happening
00:11:49 parisbre56: Look at all this science!
00:11:53 Devastator: So someone invented the interstellar thumb?
00:11:54 Piecewise: OMNITECH brand science
00:12:13 Devastator: and now someone's going to show up to give that guy a ride?
00:12:36 Devastator: Just let the thing eat you, it only wants to take you to Vega on the cheap.
00:12:53 parisbre56: Doing that again is eel advised
00:13:09 Devastator: ..Was nobody else watching?
00:13:14 parisbre56: You have no power here skeleton the white
00:13:18 Devastator: I mean the experiment.
00:13:34 Devastator: WHY THE HELL WASN'T THAT GUY WATCHING?
00:13:44 Piecewise: Too busy in his sex den
00:13:48 IronyOwl: nobody expected it to work
00:13:48 Devastator: okay, so resonator.
00:13:58 parisbre56: Well, it's a tuning fork
00:14:07 Devastator: oh, so that guy's Ford Prefect.
00:14:09 IronyOwl: was this guy ever human
00:14:43 parisbre56: His eyes have yet to open
00:14:49 IronyOwl: so he's just going full Event Horizon
00:14:58 Piecewise: Fear the old resonator?
00:15:05 Devastator: Are they removing those with actual guns?
00:15:15 Devastator: It looks like someone was really shooting those windows.
00:15:28 Piecewise: ME AND MY SMALL DOG ARE DISTURBED!
00:15:29 IronyOwl: I mean, it'd probably be BB guns if so
00:15:35 parisbre56: Dog: too dumb to live
00:15:36 IronyOwl: but special effects are hard
00:15:59 parisbre56: Well, at least she's smart enough to be afraid
00:16:23 parisbre56: That's the union flag?
00:16:51 Devastator: that's not kitty anymore.
00:16:55 IronyOwl: dog REALLY wants to get into the murder room
00:17:24 parisbre56: I just gotta outrun the fatso
00:17:27 Devastator: It's like someone read a book on Hitchcock but didn't learn anything.
00:17:44 IronyOwl: that's not a bad way to describe it, actually
00:17:54 IronyOwl: it's got all the pieces, but they're not doing much
00:18:07 IronyOwl: Bunny lusts for human blood
00:18:12 IronyOwl: that's why he was so desperate to get in
00:18:28 Devastator: [kittens] are involved.
00:19:34 parisbre56: That's how you know it's serious horror
00:19:40 Devastator: Are those mealworms?
00:20:02 IronyOwl: 69 cents worth of the most horrifying atrocities money can buy from the nearest pet store, for the express purpose of feeding a finicky lizard
00:20:43 IronyOwl: gonna side with new chick on this one
00:20:43 Devastator: You know, putting giant glasses on model-quality actors doesn't make them ugly.
00:20:45 parisbre56: Well, what else are you supposed to do with them?
00:21:00 IronyOwl: shhhhh, she's ugly and needs someone to remove them and tell her she's beautiful
00:21:08 parisbre56: (I was talking about schizophrenics, not models)
00:21:57 IronyOwl: if only we could help these people
00:22:07 IronyOwl: by putting them in mazes with cheese at the end
00:22:12 parisbre56: Yeah, give him some mags at least
00:23:41 Devastator: This doesn't seem like particularly advanced psychiatry.
00:24:02 IronyOwl: that's why it went dormant~
00:24:10 IronyOwl: waitaminute, this seems familiar
00:24:21 IronyOwl: *glares at The Left-Hand Path*
00:24:39 Devastator: Didn't you hear him?
00:24:50 IronyOwl: with a little crown and everything
00:24:51 parisbre56: from the vibrations
00:25:16 Devastator: That's not out there very much at all.
00:25:35 IronyOwl: not by schizophrenic standards, but he's also believed to be a literal murderer
00:25:54 Piecewise: Why? We've seen everything we ever need to know
00:26:00 IronyOwl: who... bit a man's head off and digested it, I assume
00:26:25 IronyOwl: gonna be a real awkward letter explaining the guy can't stand trial because
00:26:32 IronyOwl: he was... eaten in a cat machine...
00:27:20 IronyOwl: being right and being crazy aren't nearly as related as it should be
00:27:53 parisbre56: "I can heal him by doing the same thing that hurt him!"
00:28:20 Devastator: I think he needed a better lawyer.
00:28:37 IronyOwl: ranting about worm-things might be bad for acquiring legal counsel
00:29:23 IronyOwl: if you're THAT worried about the worms, it's still an easy choice
00:30:39 IronyOwl: how many smiley faces and flower facades do you need?
00:30:54 Devastator: Couldn't you guys just move the gear?
00:31:34 Piecewise: the gear might be built into the walls and such
00:31:40 IronyOwl: though I guess they have to rebuild it anyway, don't they?
00:31:50 IronyOwl: he destroyed the original to prevent that thing that's about to happen right now
00:31:54 Devastator: Well, the windows are fine.
00:32:07 Devastator: maybe IT! fixed it.
00:32:08 IronyOwl: well shit, maybe he's just crazy after all
00:32:09 Piecewise: I mean...depends on how much he screwed it up
00:32:36 parisbre56: They should sell it as a "home repair" service
00:33:01 Devastator: He moved the switch on the power supply 90 degrees.
00:33:22 Piecewise: what is the cop carrying?
00:33:31 IronyOwl: a pole and a bunch of ominous sacks
00:33:34 Piecewise: it looks like a weird sword sheathe
00:33:41 Devastator: quality poking stick.
00:33:46 IronyOwl: oh shit, it's Blade's beefier cousin
00:34:05 parisbre56: Well, how else are you going to poke the SCIENCE and the demons?
00:34:13 Devastator: It's the size of a room!
00:34:19 Devastator: you don't need to hunt for it.
00:34:38 Devastator: Well, there's the sex dungeon.
00:35:00 Devastator: It seems pretty gratuitous.
00:35:01 IronyOwl: a man of many... talents?
00:35:07 Devastator: watching From Beyond.
00:35:18 Devastator: 25 minutes and change ATM.
00:35:30 Devastator: we saw a man get eaten by a purple space worm.
00:35:50 IronyOwl: we are assured that's what happened though
00:35:54 parisbre56: Science sphere looks intact
00:35:55 IronyOwl: by very reliable people
00:35:59 IronyOwl: by a very reliable person
00:36:37 Piecewise: as long as the science sphere is intact everything should work
00:36:40 MJ: Well that's how you make friends
00:36:47 Piecewise: don't wanna break it and let the science out
00:37:33 IronyOwl: did you not eat before going out to your insane stakeout experiment thingy?
00:37:46 Devastator: I somehow think this is an all-day job.
00:37:47 parisbre56: Oh, he cooked for everyone
00:37:55 IronyOwl: hahaha, hungry man indeed
00:38:21 Piecewise: probably biscuits cooked on stew
00:38:27 parisbre56: Pretty fat ones if they are
00:38:29 IronyOwl: that sounds delicious, now I want that
00:38:38 MJ: That does soumd pretty good
00:38:46 IronyOwl: nice to see his deranged paranoia isn't interfering with his lust
00:39:13 Devastator: not containdicatory.
00:39:25 IronyOwl: he was trying to go full hellraiser
00:39:30 parisbre56: doc was a fllowerof slaanesh
00:39:39 Piecewise: we have such things to show you
00:39:46 Piecewise: I'll be back, keep watching
00:41:15 IronyOwl: shit I'm going to have to try this biscuit stew thing sometime
00:41:21 IronyOwl: probably tomorrow because fuck da police
00:41:38 MJ: It does sound pretty good honestlly
00:41:44 IronyOwl: oooooooh, weren't paying attention to the brain-altering bit were you
00:41:51 IronyOwl: now your pineal gland's all kinda of fucked up
00:42:13 Devastator: Once again, I question the need of doing this in the attick of a mansionlike home.
00:42:14 parisbre56: They didn't tell them about the orgasm effect
00:42:42 MJ: Well he's a black guy in a horror movie. He was doomed from the start.
00:42:58 Devastator: Just turn it off now.
00:43:04 IronyOwl: the black guy - spider I think- in the last movie did okay
00:43:11 IronyOwl: I mean he got nuked eventually, but eh
00:43:25 parisbre56: He became a demon prince
00:43:50 Devastator: Pants are optional in the pink dimension.
00:44:13 MJ: Perhaps it goes with the orgams effect.
00:44:21 Devastator: Yeah, demon prince ok.
00:44:32 Devastator: I like Lord Touch Me better.
00:45:00 IronyOwl: that's uh... interesting
00:45:06 Devastator: stick the dick in it.
00:45:12 MJ: Man, that guy needs to use less mositurizere
00:45:27 MJ: Like I've heard of sooft skin but this is ridiculous
00:45:30 IronyOwl: what the fuck is a gun supposed to do in this situation
00:45:32 parisbre56: SHOOT THE SCIENCE SPHERE!
00:45:41 IronyOwl: he's already fucking himself up harder than a bullet could
00:45:44 Devastator: so you know it's for real.
00:45:51 Devastator: now go break it/ get out of here.
00:46:01 parisbre56: "Let's do this again!"
00:46:01 IronyOwl: full acquittal, everyone goes home and is happy
00:46:02 Devastator: I can't wait to see how they justify turning it back on.
00:46:19 IronyOwl: hopefully that's disgust and not alien jellyfish poison
00:46:37 IronyOwl: he's always had a way with women
00:46:39 Devastator: obviously her real job.
00:46:47 Devastator: because she's not a psychiatrist.
00:47:41 IronyOwl: actual, literal orgasm factor
00:47:53 MJ: It does explain the lack of pants.
00:48:05 parisbre56: He really is a follower of Slaanesh
00:48:07 Devastator: "This totally isn't shoehorned so we can put more kink and nudity in the movie."
00:48:29 MJ: Not when the experiment can literally eat your face.
00:48:41 MJ: only when it can metaphorically do that.
00:48:42 parisbre56: Bonk her in the head
00:48:48 parisbre56: take her to the psych ward
00:49:04 Devastator: you have the gun, you're bigger than her, and you have skill.
00:49:20 Devastator: You can, in a very real sense, make sure it doesn't go on here and now.
00:49:39 parisbre56: Screw your sob story lady
00:49:47 parisbre56: Have the experiment somewhere else!
00:49:50 IronyOwl: I mean, it's a good sob story and all
00:50:02 IronyOwl: but you have literal pinhead laughing at you and showering you with brain juices
00:50:14 parisbre56: I mean, the military is all for stupid experminets
00:50:34 IronyOwl: or just like... keep doing the research, just not in the dumbest way possible
00:50:36 Devastator: Lots of ways to do it not like
ER.
00:50:44 Devastator: you don't need to stick your dick in it.
00:50:52 MJ: heh, she really is the female incarnation of Maurice
00:51:07 IronyOwl: too late, her pineal gland is now a throbbing phallus in her brain
00:51:07 parisbre56: Oh, are her eyes opening?
00:51:18 parisbre56: No, she just feels the need
00:51:28 parisbre56: the need for "stimulation"
00:51:47 Devastator: Movie already went there.
00:52:02 MJ: The need for thrusting her engored pineal vigorously into the universe .
00:52:49 MJ: "now for this scene we need a lot of eyebrow waggle don't hold back."
00:53:09 Devastator: "There is no Dana, only Zuul."
00:53:17 Devastator: and yeah, Slaanishi cult.
00:53:25 IronyOwl: gonna be real rough when he gets pinned for TWO murders
00:53:34 Devastator: Got a witness this time.
00:53:49 IronyOwl: assuming nothing untoward happens to him
00:54:08 MJ: That's some cool special effects
00:54:33 parisbre56: He wasn't a very good human to begin with dude
00:54:36 MJ: There's no way he can kill her before you throw that switch
00:54:43 IronyOwl: he wasn't very human when he was human
00:54:54 IronyOwl: not sure that's less damning than throwing the switch
00:55:04 IronyOwl: ooh, that's decently clever I guess
00:55:11 Devastator: This way he gives the doctor long enough for some sex scenes.
00:55:37 IronyOwl: well you're proper fucked now
00:56:13 parisbre56: Dude, you have a gun
00:56:14 Devastator: ..don't you have a gun?
00:56:41 parisbre56: Well, I guess it's a good distraction
00:57:00 Devastator: Black guy doing relatively well.
00:57:23 parisbre56: Yeah, let's see you try it again now
00:57:31 IronyOwl: "it'll be fine this time honest"
00:57:38 Devastator: The science sphere!
00:57:43 Devastator: That's the important part.
00:57:55 IronyOwl: you fool, you'll contaminate the region with loose science
00:58:00 Devastator: ..now, seriously question..
00:58:09 Devastator: did the director have a thing for shaved bald men?
00:58:15 parisbre56: The worm ate his hair
00:58:23 parisbre56: his hair are now in the warp
00:58:24 MJ: Only when they're being eaten by worms
dev.
00:58:45 parisbre56: Isn't hair uncountable?
00:58:48 IronyOwl: THE PRESENCE OF OTHER SUBJECTS
00:58:52 IronyOwl: THAT'S WHAT WENT WRONG
00:59:25 IronyOwl: I dunno what that pole is, but it wasn't very useful as far as we saw
00:59:32 MJ: This guy needs to up his armory if she's gonna keep turning that damn thing on
00:59:42 Devastator: I mean, you have restraints..
00:59:55 IronyOwl: Code Maurice, Code Maurice, that egghead you saddled me with keeps flipping the Murder Us All switch
01:00:39 MJ: Heh, this really is a sex dungeon
01:00:42 IronyOwl: when he said put on some clothes I don't think this is what he meant
01:00:47 Devastator: Except it's upstairs.
01:00:47 parisbre56: Was this really a lovecraft story? I wonder if the original was so sexual
01:00:59 MJ: It was probably way more racist.
01:01:06 IronyOwl: doubtful, lovecraft was pretty cold fish
01:01:11 Devastator: Maaybe? All I know is he's difficult to translate due to age, and general impentrability of the english.
01:01:41 IronyOwl: "I leave you for 45 seconds and you're in full dominatrix gear?"
01:01:46 MJ: Nice that it's all her size
01:02:00 Devastator: blinked the clothes on.
01:02:01 parisbre56: Went from "Oh no, that was horrible" to "dominatrix" in 45 seconds
01:02:10 IronyOwl: started successful mage, turn into WHOOPS IN BED AND DRUNK AGAIN
01:02:34 Devastator: and now moving on to raping this comatose bald guy.
01:02:43 parisbre56: "I'm going to heal you with the power of love"
01:02:53 parisbre56: "Love making that is"
01:03:16 IronyOwl: claim this helps you solve schizophrenia
01:03:31 parisbre56: Wow, she reallt is doing it
01:03:37 Devastator: babble babble repression babble liberation babble.
01:03:42 MJ: She needs to understand if the prescene of black leather has a noticiable impact on sciophrenia
01:03:44 parisbre56: Save him black dude
01:04:27 IronyOwl: one comatose, one insane
01:04:41 IronyOwl: different from the insane one you started with, incidentally
01:04:49 Devastator: Didn't break it enough.
01:04:51 parisbre56: He was a good man. What a rotten way to die.
01:05:21 IronyOwl: all that experience dealing the druggies finally paid off
01:05:34 MJ: Hey, and the machine turns itself back on.
01:05:35 IronyOwl:
er, dealing WITH druggies, not dealing them
01:05:55 parisbre56: The science sphere fights back!
01:05:55 IronyOwl: self defense systems activated
01:06:02 Devastator: told ya, had to smash the science sphere.
01:06:03 IronyOwl: fuck, that was a good idea
01:07:00 MJ: man, there is still a lot of run time in this.
01:07:13 Devastator: 15 minute sex scene?
01:07:17 Devastator: black guy death sequence?
01:07:18 MJ: I wonder how they turn it on the third time
01:07:21 Devastator: view from the other sidE?
01:07:44 IronyOwl: man they ate him WAY faster than the other two
01:07:56 Devastator: Yeah, he was 50% competent.
01:08:33 parisbre56: Oh, he has a detachable penis
01:08:47 MJ: Oh that's where that lines from
01:08:48 parisbre56: Oh, that's where this line comes from
01:09:57 parisbre56: Oh my god! It's full of fucks!
01:10:02 MJ: no it's his third pineal :P
01:10:28 IronyOwl: not sure that... works that way
01:10:40 Devastator: It might, actually. Could break up some magnetic fields.
01:10:54 Devastator: mess with the tuning forks.
01:11:10 IronyOwl: how many times do we have to say it
01:11:11 MJ: I guess that's why you waterproof your sex dimesnion machine
01:11:14 Devastator: while you have your mind.
01:11:32 parisbre56: SMASH IT BEFORE THE SEX LUST OVERTAKES YOU
01:11:33 Devastator: welp, now she's in jail.
01:12:03 MJ: I think that's where the cornor runs screaming from the room
01:12:26 parisbre56: So you're just gonna leave it there
01:12:56 MJ: Right, not like tell anyone that there's a probe pushing out of his head or something?
01:13:04 IronyOwl: at least they don't think she ate the black dude
01:13:19 Devastator: and I'm in professional trouble!
01:13:58 MJ: Isn't she like a coronor or a pathologist?
01:14:06 MJ: Why is she doing pysch stuff
01:14:06 Devastator: she's whatever she wants to be.
01:14:53 IronyOwl: so she's just wantonly abusing her power to torture an intellectual rival
01:15:32 IronyOwl: must feed on raw suffering instead
01:15:53 parisbre56: Help, this thing is making me see everything in inverted colours!
01:16:26 IronyOwl: shit, lost a body again
01:16:30 Devastator: I thought we'd have less bonding once we left the sex dungeon.
01:16:35 parisbre56: I hate it when that happens
01:16:37 MJ: God damnit, third time this week
01:16:44 Devastator: the floor is bleeding again.
01:16:58 Devastator: And during business hours too.
01:17:05 parisbre56: At least it's not a rain of blood
01:17:07 IronyOwl: delicious... what, diseased hearts?
01:17:11 parisbre56: That's a bitch to clean
01:17:21 MJ: ...whoo keeps hearts in bucketS?
01:17:27 Devastator: of course it's brains.
01:17:37 parisbre56: What else are we going to feed the zombies?
01:17:39 Devastator: ..didn't someone do that in CULT?
01:17:48 Devastator: put hearts in a bucket.
01:18:45 IronyOwl: suck slurping it right out through the socket eh
01:18:48 parisbre56: Is this a sequel to the previous movie?
01:18:57 parisbre56: Or a prequel rather
01:19:10 Devastator: do it after I push the button.
01:19:16 parisbre56: I was just about to zap her!
01:19:27 IronyOwl: it's the highlight of his day
01:19:33 IronyOwl: he didn't become a doctor for the money, you know
01:19:50 parisbre56: That's lights out for him
01:20:13 IronyOwl: this is just like the other movie
01:20:16 parisbre56: Oh, look, fresh brainz
01:20:18 IronyOwl: ambulances delivering delicious brains
01:21:08 IronyOwl: if you think about it, it was pretty polite for the insane guy to abandon his corporeal form
01:21:48 MJ: I was trying to figure out what that was supposed to mean.
01:22:11 IronyOwl: will that ruin the delicious brains or are they just as delicious mashed?
01:22:23 MJ: perhaps he just want's to try it and see
01:22:29 parisbre56: Are crazy brains not delicious?
01:22:48 IronyOwl: aw hell, they both went back to the scene of the crime
01:23:09 Devastator: There are no other houses in the world.
01:23:11 IronyOwl: on paper, this time it's to destroy the device
01:23:14 Devastator: I mean, you want them to build a third set?
01:23:18 IronyOwl: we'll see how that plays out
01:23:19 Devastator: you have hospital and house.
01:23:52 MJ: ....I'm kinda curious where she got that
01:23:57 IronyOwl: they were just carrying around TNT sticks
01:24:09 IronyOwl: probably in one of the bags the black guy had?
01:24:22 Devastator: all doctors are all kinds of doctors, remember?
01:24:28 Devastator: she wants to blow up the science sphere.
01:25:44 MJ: ...You know it's been forever since I looked this up, but I think that is what a pineal gland looks like.
01:26:14 parisbre56: Molestor number 2 appears!
01:26:42 Devastator: And I only have the power to appear pink and within this attic.
01:27:19 MJ: He's just falling down the stairs this time
01:27:32 IronyOwl: that was valiant but not especially time-consuming
01:27:41 MJ: Did she really need to put that much time on the bomb?
01:28:13 IronyOwl: on the one hand, just set it and leave
01:28:23 IronyOwl: on the other, you don't want to fuck up something like that
01:28:38 Devastator: She took her lessions from Leo. DOn't arm the bomb until far, far too late.
01:28:43 parisbre56: Eels are attracted to fire, apparently
01:29:11 Devastator: apparently the pineal gland can make you slip on water that isn't there.
01:29:55 Devastator: That was a slow six seconds.
01:30:00 MJ: THat guy is just not haveing a good day
01:30:11 Devastator: This day isn't good for anyone around here.
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01:30:17 Devastator: Three seconds that time.
01:30:24 Devastator: [kittens] happened.
01:30:52 IronyOwl: yeah, for movie night
01:31:00 IronyOwl: everyone in discord left, so I came here
01:31:17 Devastator: and the cycle continues.
01:31:32 Devastator: There's the real mastermind.
01:31:39 parisbre56: watch out! The dog will eat you
01:32:03 MJ: I laughed far to much at that
ER
01:32:33 Devastator: Faculty was really quite good.
01:32:43 Devastator: The others have been so-so, but there's room to laugh at them.
01:32:43 MJ: Let's watch reanimator next
01:33:02 Devastator: lets give
Piecewise a minute.
01:34:33 MJ: I wonder what the differences between the directors cut and the theatrical relaese were
01:34:42 Devastator: He said at the beginning.
01:34:50 Devastator: stuff that was cut to get a R.
01:34:50 IronyOwl: a minute of porn, basically
01:35:31 IronyOwl: but somewhere in there somebody frowned and said no sir, this just won't do
01:36:29 MJ: Everything else though, 100% okay. clearly :P
01:38:39 parisbre56: I remember reading somewhere that rating boards have very weird standards
01:39:01 parisbre56: Like "that woman's orgasm lasted too long, make it shorter or you get an R rating!"
01:39:29 IronyOwl: why wouldn't they, they're a weird cabal enforcing arbitrary standards for nebulous ourposes
01:39:30 Devastator: It's highly arbritrary.
01:40:26 ER: we can get rid of them too when we kill IP
01:40:44 ER: the data representing dicks and boobs wants to be free
01:41:03 parisbre56: You gonna join us in watching dicks and boobs
ER?
01:41:15 Devastator: Yeah, I think
Piecewise may be gone.
01:41:18 parisbre56: Preferrable horribly warped slaaneshi dicks?
01:41:21 Devastator: ReAnimator next, then?
01:41:50 Devastator: We really could have used you, there were [kittens] in the last one.
01:42:07 Devastator: Probably the last one for me.
01:44:19 parisbre56: Well, hospitals are scary
01:44:39 IronyOwl: delayed a bit, where we at?
01:45:25 Devastator: didn't say great scott?
01:45:41 Devastator: well, getting started with gore fast.
01:45:50 MJ: heh, reminds me of scanners
01:46:16 IronyOwl: is this the same guy from the other movie?
01:46:19 parisbre56: Hm. Also lovecraft?
01:46:42 parisbre56: And a remix of that movie's theme?
01:46:52 parisbre56: What was it called. Psycho?
01:47:01 Devastator: so which character is going to have a sex dungeon in this one?
01:47:14 IronyOwl: well it's in germany, so... all of them
01:47:37 parisbre56: Ja, vee germans all have ze sex dunheons
01:48:12 MJ: I just assume it's like a standard feature.
01:48:31 parisbre56: 2 bedrooms, 1 bathrrom, 1 sex dungeon
01:48:36 MJ: heh, Miskatonic is a lovecraft thing
01:49:05 IronyOwl: that chick looks familiar too
01:50:01 parisbre56: That's how you want your doctor to treat you
01:50:21 IronyOwl: I'll do everything I can to save your life, but I'm in a hurry here so only if it's worth it
01:50:22 MJ: ....He's smoking in a hospital?
01:50:41 IronyOwl: autopsy people busy today!
01:50:59 parisbre56: I see this hospital is busy
01:51:09 MJ: Perhaps the cornors just slow
01:51:10 Devastator: bodies are hitting the floor.
01:51:22 MJ: Also dude like wash your hands.
01:51:27 Devastator: That's the recent Mook infirmary.
01:51:36 Devastator: Why worry? The next one will just get them dirty again.
01:53:25 Devastator: I haven't seen enough lightning with this mad scientist.
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01:53:36 parisbre56: The movie is still young
01:54:00 IronyOwl: wondering when we'd get that box ticked off
01:54:00 MJ: keep regular hours and med school student. This seems like somewhat paradoxical
01:54:17 parisbre56: Wonder if they threw it at them
01:54:51 IronyOwl: cats are probably easier to throw than train
01:55:36 MJ: Oh hey, foreshadowing probably
01:55:45 parisbre56: If you know what I mean
01:56:18 Devastator: so is it going to be fuck the dead to bring them back to life?
01:57:06 parisbre56: Asking the important questions
01:57:10 MJ: He's checking for the sex dungeon
01:58:23 Devastator:
MJ, how far away is this from reality?
01:59:13 IronyOwl: this guy's fast with a bone saw
01:59:13 Devastator: Shouldn't he have a mask?
01:59:18 parisbre56: I think bonesaws should have some sort of safety
01:59:19 Devastator: I can't imagine bonesaws are clean.
01:59:25 MJ: Hmm, I don't know actually. Never seen an autopsy and neither parent's mentioned how it's done.
01:59:27 parisbre56: Seems pretty easy to splatter blood everywhere
01:59:33 parisbre56: or accidentally cut yourself
02:00:34 parisbre56: How many pencils are you going to break?
02:00:54 IronyOwl: this is an interesting passive aggressive... thing going on
02:01:07 Devastator: This isn't passiv.e
02:01:15 MJ: I do know that this ins't how anatomy class works
02:01:32 Devastator: Stare at the guy and snap pencils in broad public, followed up by a confrontation is hardly passive.
02:01:47 IronyOwl: the pencil breaking seemed pretty... well not passive, but indirect
02:01:49 parisbre56: Now we go to the real essence of research: public relations
02:01:50 MJ: and Most of the bonesaws one's I've seen are recirocating, but they might use differnt one for skulls and such.
02:01:59 IronyOwl: as was ranting about how his hopes and dreams were bullshit
02:02:23 IronyOwl: mmm, not as subtle as she thought
02:03:00 parisbre56: That's not weird at all
02:03:26 IronyOwl: what squares, actually studying on a "study date"
02:04:26 MJ: Well I guess the cat's pet semetaried
02:04:54 Devastator: Is it going to be a kitten or a kitten?
02:05:38 MJ: I feel like West is the kind to lock his door.
02:06:02 IronyOwl: you'd think so, but maybe he feels he has nothing to hide
02:06:08 Devastator: Heh, was about to say as much.
02:06:21 parisbre56: You don't do that to another man's cat
02:06:57 parisbre56: I didn't do it! I found it like that!
02:08:27 IronyOwl: okay this might be his business now
02:08:55 parisbre56: Tactical baseball bat
02:08:58 MJ: Needs more lighting to be properly alive.
02:09:07 IronyOwl: "I believe you said you were quiet on your tenant application. Yes, I realize the shrieking batmonster you resurrected is not TECHNICALLY you, but..."
02:09:34 parisbre56: Don't let go of your weapon man!
02:09:44 Devastator: I know it said 'pet friendly', but that only applies to pets of a known species.
02:09:46 Piecewise: see I missed the movie
02:09:57 Devastator: we're in Reanimator.
02:09:58 IronyOwl: oh hey
pw, we started without you on ReAnimator
02:10:00 Devastator: I'll give you a timestamp.
02:10:14 Devastator: about 26 minutes and change.
02:10:23 Devastator: Mad scientist just made undead cat.
02:10:32 parisbre56: *distorted kitten noises*
02:10:34 IronyOwl: might be slightly desynched with everyone else
02:10:45 MJ: It's gone pretty well as far as making undead things go in movie
02:10:47 Devastator: They're also having a poorly-lit bughunt.
02:10:52 Devastator: Yeah, better than last time.
02:11:01 IronyOwl: that cat just punched him across the room
02:11:06 Devastator: Damn, that looked like a man threw a cat into a wall.
02:11:16 Devastator: The results of ill-concieved strengthen spells. ;-p
02:11:17 parisbre56: Well, that guy's a dick
02:11:22 parisbre56: On top of being crazy
02:11:44 MJ: Crazy dick. Much like the guys brain in the last movie.
02:12:57 MJ: He should probably at least run this on human cells.
02:13:01 Piecewise: you expect the cat to tango?
02:13:27 IronyOwl: if you're telling him no, you must believe it'll work
02:14:38 MJ: That's not a crazy sentence at all
02:14:40 Devastator: Isn't a happy cat one that gets to kill things?
02:14:59 parisbre56: That's not important right now
02:15:04 Devastator: WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE DOCUMENT THEIR EXPERIMENTS!
02:15:33 Devastator: This isn't a few blots or a few data points in an empty graph.
02:15:43 parisbre56: How can you rescind a loan?
02:15:55 MJ: ...Why can the unviersity do that?
02:16:15 MJ: Why did he go to the dean about this anyway?
02:16:27 IronyOwl: just tell him you're fucking his daughter, you're already gone anyway without the loan
02:16:29 MJ: Why not a different proffesor who doesn't hate his guts
02:16:35 parisbre56: Because he's an idiot
02:17:11 MJ: This has got to be the 80's he's smokeing in a hospital.
02:17:19 IronyOwl: it went insane and tried to eat them
02:17:25 IronyOwl: now they need to... rez a human
02:18:06 parisbre56: I mean, I'd think you'd want to perfect the proccess first
02:18:21 parisbre56: Make it not drive people crazy from the pain
02:19:00 MJ: Fucking like document this or something.
02:19:04 IronyOwl: FINALLY gonna record some of their experiment
02:19:10 parisbre56: They havve a tape recorder
02:19:12 IronyOwl: by audio only of course
02:19:15 parisbre56: Not sure how this is going to help
02:19:17 MJ: ....how does that help them?
02:19:22 IronyOwl: to be fair, it was written in the 30s or something
02:19:43 Devastator: there were movie cameras in the 30s.
02:19:48 Devastator: Or they would.. invite people to watch.
02:19:57 IronyOwl: not super portable and common I imagine
02:20:00 MJ: You'd think that's what he would do.
02:20:08 Devastator: get like three more people there.
02:20:25 Devastator: do it in a well-lit facility in the middle of the day.
02:20:29 MJ: Just bring like a dead bird or something to the dean and inject it with the stuff.
02:20:42 IronyOwl: he'd still hate your guts though, so that wouldn't do much
02:20:46 Devastator: Right in the square.
02:20:54 Devastator: Yeah, but then someone with brains will be interested.
02:20:59 MJ: I still feel like people might not belive it.
02:20:59 Devastator: there's other universities.
02:21:15 Devastator: so make a business of it.
02:21:21 Devastator: Bring someone's pet back to life. ;-p
02:21:27 Devastator: pet reanimator syndrome. ;-p
02:21:28 MJ: Also, he really needs to like document this, or like send it to ht FDA or something
02:22:00 MJ: Just stick all the juice in.
02:22:07 parisbre56: Double blind for corpse reanimation
02:22:20 parisbre56: One group gets the placebo
02:22:27 parisbre56: Somehow some of them get revived
02:23:03 IronyOwl: let the dead guy get at the dean
02:23:04 MJ: Man that cornor is gonna be pissed.
02:23:05 parisbre56: Also, they chose the most muscular corpse to revive
02:23:19 parisbre56: Did not see that coming
02:23:40 Devastator: Mad! MAD they called me!
02:23:44 MJ: But crazy in a different way
02:24:05 MJ: They really should have picked like a starvation victim or something.
02:24:21 Devastator: I gotta admit, that's ballsy.
02:24:48 parisbre56: Let's revive the dean!
02:24:49 MJ: ..He could have just gone for the spinal cord.
02:25:10 Devastator: Next step, killing bodies to revive them.
02:25:13 IronyOwl: this is known as "learning nothing"
02:25:39 MJ: I mean he's old. He's probably not gonna be that strong.
02:25:39 parisbre56: That's just crazy enough to work
02:25:53 IronyOwl: why do you need him on a table anyway
02:25:58 Devastator: It's like a guy hiring a hitman to kill the last hitman.
02:25:59 parisbre56: Of course, we need the recorder
02:26:02 IronyOwl: you're just jacking radioactive goo directly into his spine
02:26:05 Devastator: so you don't need to pay the previous one.
02:26:22 Devastator: no matter how many people we kill, we can bring them back to life.
02:26:28 Piecewise: That muscular corpse was actually arnie's stunt double in a lot of movies
02:26:44 parisbre56: I knew that butt looked familiar
02:27:00 MJ: He does look vaguelly Arnie ish
02:27:34 Devastator: ..I think this guy hasn't been dead more than six minutes yet.
02:27:58 Devastator: THIS PROVES NOTHING!
02:28:08 Devastator: The dead, despite being brought back to life, fails to believe west. ;-p
02:28:12 MJ: I mean it's still impressive since they're brining him back from a flat line though.
02:28:20 parisbre56: Don't you actually have to fix the thing that made them dead before you reanimate them?
02:28:34 Devastator: Normally, but this is with the power of radiation.
02:28:35 IronyOwl: shhhhhh, you're not sciencing hard enough
02:28:55 Devastator: "What the hell happened here!"
02:29:00 Piecewise: the power of pure science juice
02:29:19 Piecewise: He cracked the science sphere from the other movie and poured all the science into a bottle
02:29:32 Devastator: I'm still waiting for someone to answer that question.
02:29:35 MJ: It's a science egg is what the science sphere was
02:29:37 IronyOwl: that's where the swiss guy went wrong
02:29:43 Devastator: I have no idea how to explain what the hell is happening here.
02:30:15 MJ: See, they should have gone with the old guy intially. Way less strong
02:30:21 Devastator: You know, I'd actually expect a zombie serum to do better with a guy that fresh than that.
02:30:43 parisbre56: "Exploratory surgery"
02:30:47 MJ: ....Aren't you a patholgist?
02:30:49 IronyOwl: "sign this document saying I can cut him open"
02:30:50 parisbre56: AKA poke around and hope to find something
02:31:20 IronyOwl: he's gonna steal their work!
02:31:26 IronyOwl: remember, he stole the other guy's work
02:31:26 Devastator: Hot damn, you're right.
02:31:47 Devastator: Rival necromancers.
02:31:47 parisbre56: Gonna outdick the dick
02:32:23 parisbre56: Father to the rescue
02:32:47 MJ: Did she sign the release or not?
02:32:53 Devastator: why is the zombie cage next to the trophy room?
02:33:06 IronyOwl: obvious answer: the zombie is the trophy!
02:33:06 MJ: That's a very good question actually
02:33:36 MJ: I think the trophy room is the dudes office actually, which just raises ever more quetions
02:33:51 parisbre56: It's trophies from all his patients
02:34:27 MJ: Which just raises more quesitons
02:34:45 IronyOwl: what could he possibly be working on
02:34:55 Devastator: He has his own zombies already.
02:35:07 Devastator: He wanted West out of the picture because he was making it public.
02:35:14 Devastator: Much more impressive being the only zombie master.
02:35:16 MJ: Probably how to get the thing to stop driving people insane
02:35:47 MJ: I want to see this necromancer fight
02:36:01 Devastator: "This is not magic"
02:36:24 IronyOwl: necromancers sure like blackmailing people into helping their research
02:36:29 parisbre56: If you inject the necrojuice to yourself, do you autmatically revive upon death?
02:36:39 Devastator: Maybe it gives you powers.
02:36:45 IronyOwl: probably it just fucks you up, but good question
02:37:14 MJ: Maybe West is actually super old and he just keeps chugging Green juice to stay young
02:37:19 IronyOwl: these people sure hate turning the lights on
02:37:35 IronyOwl: though you'd think Gruber would be not-dead if that was the case
02:37:57 MJ: Why didn't he try this on human tissue first?
02:38:16 parisbre56: What's he got planned?
02:38:18 IronyOwl: maybe he couldn't get access to it, so by the time he had tissues he had full corpses
02:38:27 parisbre56: Oh, the good old bonk-in-the-head
02:39:11 Devastator: Murder solves all problems.
02:39:33 IronyOwl: need a dedicated head stand
02:39:46 Devastator: I wonder how many of those he keeps ready.
02:39:48 MJ: ...I just realized this is where that scene from Meet the Medic comes from.
02:40:23 IronyOwl: this is the best idea
02:40:32 Devastator: There is only SCIENCE.
02:40:36 Piecewise: Its only a bad idea if it doesn't result in something funny
02:40:51 parisbre56: How can you speak?!
02:40:57 MJ: I wanted to see two immortal old guys hitting each other.
02:40:57 IronyOwl: talking with no lungs, SCIENCE knows no limits!
02:41:04 Devastator: Is that weirder than being ALIVE!
02:41:14 IronyOwl: "YOU.... ARE... A... DIIIIIIIIIICK"
02:41:30 Piecewise: and you are a plagiarizer
02:41:39 MJ: She's gonna open that door isn't she
02:41:49 MJ: you know they seem more intellegent each time
02:41:59 parisbre56: How did those people get in medicine?
02:42:05 IronyOwl: maybe the research is actually progressing?
02:42:07 parisbre56: Wait, don't answer that, plagiarism
02:42:13 IronyOwl: uh... rampant nepotism maybe?
02:42:24 MJ: I don't think the girls a doc.
02:42:51 parisbre56: I don't see why not, she's just as smart as them
02:42:55 IronyOwl: think you're right actually... but she's "studying" with the doc dude, so maybe she is
02:43:14 Devastator: He seems to be doing a bit better now.
02:43:36 IronyOwl: or at least more frightened and less angry
02:43:48 IronyOwl: yeah, pretty good considering
02:44:01 Devastator: I mean his condition is 'Dead, and a Zombie.'
02:44:09 parisbre56: plagiarized by a zombie
02:44:26 Devastator: You think he's injecting himself to go super shredder?
02:44:27 parisbre56: The headless asshole
02:44:48 IronyOwl: become the ultrazombie
02:44:54 IronyOwl: why share when he can have it all
02:45:22 parisbre56: wow, everyone at that hospital is fucked up
02:45:31 Devastator: How did he get there?
02:45:41 Devastator: I mean, my dragon-man is going to have enough trouble.
02:45:43 IronyOwl: I want that to be the answer
02:45:50 IronyOwl: cabbie just did not give a fuck
02:45:52 parisbre56: "Just practicing my haloween costume"
02:46:07 Devastator: Zombie drug addicts!
02:46:14 IronyOwl: not smart enough to sew them back together
02:46:45 IronyOwl: that is not how blood works!
02:46:54 Devastator: It is blood on zombie juice.
02:46:56 parisbre56: FIRSt OF ALL, WHY DO YOU KEEP BLOOD IN YOUR FRIDGE?!
02:46:58 Devastator: Okay, this is picking up.
02:47:01 IronyOwl: aaaaaand we've invented vampires
02:47:23 MJ: See, this guy is way smarter then the first two
02:47:34 Devastator: and has more Z-juice.
02:47:37 IronyOwl: I mean, this is the only one we know is actually aware
02:47:39 MJ: Not compared to the first two.
02:47:40 parisbre56: Maybe the serum only works well on assholes
02:47:55 Devastator: like if you want to come back more you have to be an incredible dickhead?
02:48:09 IronyOwl: but the dean was an asshole too
02:48:16 Devastator: Less of one, though.
02:48:16 IronyOwl: he didn't seem to come back any better than arnie's clone
02:48:26 Devastator: and he came a bit more than clone arnie.
02:48:39 MJ: I'm fucking dying of laughter right now
02:48:43 IronyOwl: NO ONE SUSPECTS A THING
02:49:04 parisbre56: Cop does not give a fuck
02:49:06 IronyOwl: pfff, this guard knows what's up
02:49:14 Devastator: He aint paid enough for this shit.
02:49:15 IronyOwl: weird shit goes down, time to get the fuck out and let it go down
02:49:45 MJ: Also, like I'm not like an exeprt, but I'm pretty sure they should either have a night shift or just not be allowed in the mourge.
02:50:06 parisbre56: How does the body know what the head wants! What is this magic?
02:50:12 IronyOwl: you think he still has that spike in his neck to hold his head upright?
02:50:17 parisbre56: Oh, gonna make a super corpse?
02:50:17 Devastator: I'm imagining he just dismissed them from where they were sitting down and playing cards.
02:50:31 Devastator: A zombie tells you to take five, you take five.
02:50:31 MJ: Perhaps it's seeing thruogh the manquin head?~
02:50:48 IronyOwl: hill is dead and lusting after you
02:51:16 MJ: Is he even enrolled anymore?
02:51:32 IronyOwl: the guy who was gonna revoke his loan is dead, so... maybe...?
02:51:56 parisbre56: What did you do to my daughter?
02:52:09 Piecewise: Thats the best way to avoid foreclosure
02:52:11 MJ: ....How did he get out anyway?
02:52:15 Devastator: Wait, I looked away for a bit.
02:52:18 IronyOwl: holy shit, is he building a new body?
02:52:22 Devastator: is he making Bride of the Zombie?
02:52:24 MJ: How is the body hearing him?
02:52:30 Devastator: I don't know which would be better.
02:52:30 IronyOwl: oh, probably just making a new zombie yeah
02:52:57 parisbre56: Why is the corpse working for him?
02:52:59 Devastator: I can understand the body understanding the head, but how does that work?
02:53:03 MJ: Also how the fuck did he get here
02:53:04 parisbre56: Is he the parasite king?
02:53:28 IronyOwl: gotta kill the king and the rest follow
02:53:41 parisbre56: Look at that lewd face
02:53:44 Devastator: Congrats. You were kidnapped by zombies.
02:53:46 IronyOwl: he's got a great creep face
02:54:03 MJ: West needs to work on his bedside manner
02:54:05 Devastator: I still can't understand how these guys walk around down the street.
02:54:07 parisbre56: We gotta make our own zombie army
02:54:24 MJ: ....Does he feel through the body or something?
02:54:25 Devastator: we had zombie in straightjacket carrying a kidnap victim.
02:54:35 IronyOwl: would think so, but we're getting mixed signals
02:54:51 MJ: I love the body feeling for it's head
02:54:51 IronyOwl: this is by far the third most horrifying thing she's ever experienced
02:54:58 parisbre56: This makes no sense but I love it
02:55:44 MJ: See, he's even like talking and shit. I think West is just gettting better at makeing zombies
02:55:50 Devastator: Can you imagine directing this scene?
02:56:10 MJ: I think that would involve a lot of contemplating how you got here
02:56:52 parisbre56: You dare challenge me!
02:57:07 IronyOwl: I like hill's plan better
02:57:07 parisbre56: I am the master necromancer!
02:57:19 Devastator: Zombie necromancer better than living necromancer.
02:57:19 MJ: We are seeing a necomancy fight
02:57:20 parisbre56: I tod you to make an army of your own bro
02:57:40 IronyOwl: ooh, that's a good plan actually
02:57:45 Devastator: ..what's zombie serum going to do?
02:57:46 MJ: Imagine acting in this scene
02:58:11 IronyOwl: they'll burst, presumably
02:58:14 MJ: Okay, we need you to run around naked and throw people aroudn
02:58:24 parisbre56: Oh, he just knows the secret of mind control
02:58:25 Devastator: oh, he controls lobotomized zombies.
02:58:26 IronyOwl: ooh, so he was right about the location of the will
02:58:37 parisbre56: Which is completely unrelated to the secret of life and death
02:58:50 Devastator: Which is another sentence I never expected to say in my life.
02:59:25 MJ: You know, I feel like if West had just done a bit more testin he'd be on to something
02:59:26 parisbre56: I love the security guard
02:59:38 parisbre56: Should I do something?
02:59:47 Devastator: ..I'm sorry, I'm imagining west's army of cat zombies, and wishing this was that movie instead.
02:59:49 IronyOwl: oh shit, they are linked
03:00:00 IronyOwl: that would have been amazing, yeah
03:00:01 MJ: I would like to see that
DEv.
03:00:32 IronyOwl: not being paid NEARLY enough
03:00:33 MJ: That secutirty gaurd is my fucking hero
03:00:35 parisbre56: I'm not getting paid enough for this shit!
03:00:59 Devastator: The downside of plan overdose.
03:01:21 MJ: .....What the the hell did they drop to make everything smokey
03:01:36 Devastator: COME ON, LIGHTNING!
03:02:04 parisbre56: It's full of the reanimation drug
03:02:15 parisbre56: You'll come back to life
03:02:27 MJ: That actors thinking this is the weirdest porno I've done so far.
03:02:39 Devastator: Better than the alternative.
03:02:46 IronyOwl: "hey this one's kinda tame!"
03:02:52 IronyOwl: rest of the shooting staff is horrified
03:03:01 Devastator: WHY GET IN THE ELEVATOR FIRST?
03:03:02 IronyOwl: this is going to be SO HARD to explain
03:03:15 Devastator: They need the cleaning crew from that video game.
03:03:21 Piecewise: the lady is actually a vet of low budget weirdness and does a lot of nudity so this probably isn't even that weird
03:03:23 Devastator: the one that deals with FPS history.
03:03:54 Devastator: Viscera Cleanup Squad.
03:04:14 Devastator: Yeah, watched some of it when Mook started.
03:04:41 Devastator: Seems quick that call.
03:04:45 parisbre56: That bitch gives up easy
03:04:47 Devastator: I mean, with what's been happening.
03:05:09 Devastator: I mean, she was conscious forty seconds ago.
03:05:13 MJ: I'm pretty sure they'll try longer than that.
03:05:40 IronyOwl: on the one hand, you've already reanimated everyone else
03:05:47 IronyOwl: on the other, how'd that work out for you
03:05:54 parisbre56: Hell, I think they can connect a pacemaker to your heart to force it to beat if they have enough time
03:05:58 Devastator: I mean, we all knew it was going to happen.
03:06:00 MJ: There's no posssible way this can go wrong.
03:06:17 Devastator: Just eyeball that dose.
03:06:30 IronyOwl: he was helping west, so he's probably not COMPLETELY guessing
03:06:42 MJ: Wasn't West guessing though?
03:06:51 IronyOwl: but hopefully narrowing it down
03:07:20 IronyOwl: prrrrrobably, but with gut snakes it's hard to say
03:07:28 IronyOwl: things got weird at the end there
03:07:38 IronyOwl: I mean by lobotomized zombie army standards
03:08:04 MJ: apperentlly there's a sequal
03:08:07 Devastator: Does that mean anything anymore?
03:08:10 Devastator: Eh, probably not better.
03:08:59 MJ: from the reviews, it's supposed to be decent but not as good.
03:10:03 parisbre56: I should get some sleep. It's 6 in the morning here.
03:10:50 parisbre56 is now known as parisbre56[Away]
03:11:07 Piecewise: and...night of the creeps?
03:11:25 Piecewise: Do people feel like continuing or shall we call it a night and carry these over for next time?
03:12:07 Devastator: Maybe watch Overlord eps with
ER and
MJ, personally. But I'll go one more if Irony wants to continue.
03:12:15 MJ: uhhh, I'm down, but my roommate just came home carrying drama, so I might be a sec
03:12:30 IronyOwl: think I'll vote for calling it
03:12:53 Piecewise: We have been watching for 12 hours now
03:13:00 Devastator: It's been a long time.
03:13:03 Devastator: Yeah, but I had a break.
03:13:19 Devastator: and I have a job where I spend nine hours a day walking.
03:14:37 MJ: Okay, that drama has fortunetlly been resolved..I think.
03:15:36 MJ: And it's all centered on my roommate so I can mostly ignore it
03:16:01 Devastator: so personal sort of drama, that.
03:16:30 MJ: Yes, my roomamte is essentialy the protagonist of a harem anime
03:16:58 Devastator: Willing or unwilling?
03:17:52 MJ: My roommate more just seems suprised he finds himself in these situations
03:18:16 Devastator: Any of them magical? Nonhuman?
03:18:18 ER: that's the standard trope, yes
03:18:38 ER: everyone's magical in their own way.
03:18:50 MJ: I don't believe so, but you never know
dev.
03:19:56 Piecewise: If he's in a harem anime he has to have tons of girls after him but never actually pursue them himself.
03:20:37 MJ: Very occasionally he will pursue one, but in general they all just go after him. I don't understand it.
03:21:20 Piecewise: Get in the girl shinji
03:21:39 MJ: And they're all obsessed with him and hate each other.
03:21:40 Devastator: Clearly you're the eventual genderswapped option, so watch yourself around any chaos mages. ;-p
03:23:44 MJ: With my roommate anything is fucking possible.
03:24:27 Piecewise: GET IN THE GIRL SHINJI
03:24:48 MJ: I don't know what that's from dubs
03:25:24 ER: midday kitten is confused by your memes
03:27:59 Devastator: I have no idea also.
03:31:10 MJ: The things you send tend to be entertaining
03:32:49 Devastator: Right, and the robot is a giant girl-themed mech.
03:33:24 Devastator: I haven't seen that one, but I heard that's what it is.
03:36:22 Devastator: Maybe another Overlord ep.
03:37:05 Devastator: Yeah, but he sounded a bit doubtful last night, so..
03:38:07 MJ: alos I might be a sec. The drama continues
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03:38:20 Devastator: Always bet on the one with pink hair.
03:38:52 Piecewise: Evangelion is very weird
dev
03:38:57 Piecewise: but also complex and interesting
03:39:11 Piecewise: it is considered both 2deep4u and tryhard garbage!
03:39:21 syv: I've considered watching it, but from what I've read I think I at least would hate it.
03:39:25 Piecewise: because anime fans are pure cancer
03:39:54 syv: Shinji is apparently a complete tool and I'd like to kill him.
03:40:16 Piecewise: Shinji is...actually acting completely realistically.
03:40:50 Piecewise: he's 12 years old and was told to risk his life piloting a giant thing he has no idea how to control for a man who deserted him
03:41:11 syv: I generally dislike 12 year olds.
03:41:25 syv: Though I've wanted to kill very few of them, so that's an improvement I suppose.
03:41:37 Piecewise: You could always watch the rebuild movies
03:41:41 ER: and then you made a game about them
03:41:58 Piecewise: nuts up to the point of almost destroying humanity
03:42:10 syv: Oddly enough PS was not made at all with my desires to hurt things in mind.
03:42:26 syv: It still worked out that way but it wasn't intended.
03:42:49 ER: really I want to hurt most things about equally.
03:43:24 ER: it's just a constant background noise of "hey you should break things"
03:43:59 ER: but also trying to fight them would be unfair.
03:44:01 syv: Sadly, no, no they are not.
03:44:15 Piecewise: There is also a penguin in eva
03:44:25 ER: I don't want to break everything *very much*
03:44:37 syv: Ah. Is this the anime with the ending where thry all just clap and then it's done?
03:44:39 Piecewise: he lives in a fridge
03:44:58 syv: Yeaaah I still think I'd just hate this show.
03:44:58 Piecewise: Sort of? Thats the "Anime" ending for when they ran out of budget
03:45:18 Piecewise: they did a movie called "End of evangelion" that is the actual ending
03:45:37 Piecewise: thats where komm susser todd comes from
03:47:37 Piecewise: Eva is where I stole many ideas from
03:47:53 Devastator: Wasn't it two movies?
03:47:58 Devastator: or more than one, IIRC.
03:48:51 syv: That reminds me. What anime was your magical girl system based on?
03:49:18 syv: It mentions of "Yomi", and had some other odd stuff that seemed to be references to something.
03:50:04 MJ: yeaahhhhh, this is gonna take a while
03:50:35 syv: Slap him in the head and shout at him to grow a pair.
03:50:44 syv: It won't work, but it'll be delightfully appropriate.
03:51:21 ER: give him a hug and tell him that everything will be all right
03:51:41 syv: No, he doesn't deserve that.
03:51:58 MJ: It's not him I'm worried about.
03:52:45 Devastator: You gonna have to play that Terranima sometime,
MJ.
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03:52:59 Devastator: But yeah, we should do that OL episode before it's too late tonight. I think we were on 7, right?
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03:53:40 syv: I think I'm the only other person here who's made a system, and it was based on yours anyway.
03:54:14 Piecewise: Well, that was based on the old martial arts system I did, which was based on a manga called "Breaker" if I remember right.
03:54:16 ER: I have the skeleton of a system which is just stolen from
syv~
03:54:26 syv: Or at least whichever girl is having the trouble.
03:54:35 syv: I'm sure it'll work out fine~
03:54:35 Devastator: The best artists steal, after all.
03:55:07 Piecewise: there is nothing new under the sun, so the best you can do is steal lots of stuff to make something interesting
03:55:18 syv: The best artists steal then Refine~
03:55:37 MJ: I do not want his harem
syv
03:56:15 syv: That's why I'm saying to steal it.
03:56:56 syv: So what were Yomi from? Or, if not from anything, what does the word mean?
03:57:13 ER: steal from lots of things, put them in the mortar and pestle, grind it up, use the residue to craft a legendary sword.
03:59:36 syv: I think I'm gonna go play Sekiro again. Really close to beating Flames of Hatred.
03:59:50 syv: And I feel far too terrible to write.
03:59:59 syv: Yeah, he's not nearly as bad as he seems at first.
04:00:14 syv: Just completely different from other bosses and with way too much HP.
04:00:14 Piecewise: Just a damage sponge that can one hit you
04:00:31 Piecewise: it wouldn't be a fromsoft game without hugging a taint
04:00:33 ER: play sekiro until you feel even more terrible and then you'll be in perfect shape for writing.
04:01:09 Piecewise: play sekiro till you are delirious then write.
04:01:28 syv: That would be how it works if playing Sekiro made me delirious. But it does not.
04:02:12 ER: once you're too broken for it to be possible for you to write anything good, you'll finally stop worrying about if it's good or not and make the perfect.
04:05:23 syv: How it works normally is that I can't write at all until I'm struggling to stay awake, and I can't spare the mental capacity to worry about quality.
04:06:59 ER: does discord have a character limit on posts?
04:13:59 syv: Why does Spiral Cloud Passage do less damage than basic R1s?
04:14:29 ER: because balancing all these combat arts properly is for squares.
04:14:33 syv: Did the people who make this game just hate the concept of things being better light attacks?
04:14:44 ER: figure out which ones actually work yourself, scrub
04:15:15 syv: I have no trouble with that. If we just got all the combat arts through exploration, it'd be fine.
04:15:28 syv: Making it cost 9 skill points though is just pure assholery.
04:15:49 ER: and then they put light attack like combat arts in anyway and balanced them by making them not worth using
04:16:26 ER: yeah, I question the descision to put them in the skill trees
04:16:59 syv: Eh. A couple are okay. Floating passage and Ichimonji seem usable.
04:17:17 ER: you can only use one of them at a time, but you need to spend skill points on them which generally just make you more powerful overall.
04:17:46 Piecewise: The end of the senpou tree is actually very good
04:17:48 syv: But then those are either obtained from a vendor using alternate currency, or obtained as the very first ability in a skill tree with amazing passives.
04:18:04 ER: Ichimonji is more like a heavy attack
04:18:04 Piecewise: but requires some skill
04:18:23 syv: Jee, wish I knew that so I invested in it instead of the skill trees with general use effects. -.-
04:18:26 Piecewise: ichimonji is probably the best all rounder
04:18:53 ER: ashina is just an awesome skill tree overall
04:18:58 syv: I personally don't like it, but yes, it seems useful. It's an exception though.
04:19:06 Piecewise: The end skill is basically a combo of floating passage and nightjar slash
04:19:26 ER: Senpou they give you pretty late, at the point where skill points are more precious.
04:19:33 syv: I think combat arts get less of a boost from attack power buffs. Not sure though, they've just seemed weaker the longer I've been going.
04:19:47 ER: and also when you have nice things from the other trees to get
04:19:56 syv: Awwww come on those are my two most used. >.<
04:20:07 syv: I could've gotten that instead of Spiral Cloud.
04:20:28 syv: Did you get empowered mortal strike,
PW?
04:20:51 syv: That seems like the most worthwhile out of things currently seeable, since Mortal Draw is good.
04:21:03 syv: But I could easily see it just being a downgrade too.
04:21:50 Piecewise: Empowered mortal draw...thats in the ashina combination school right?
04:21:58 ER: does mortal draw actually kill the immortal centipede things if you kill them with it?
04:23:45 Piecewise: you CAN kill them with it
04:24:19 syv: Eh? Okay then. I only "tested" against Ape and Hanbei, but I guess they're protected for reasons.
04:24:21 Piecewise: but you have to "Kill" them and then run over to their body. You'll get the red "Stealth kill" prompt and then draw the mortal blade and kill them if you use it
04:24:23 ER: are you just talking about the standard mortal blade finisher?
04:24:33 syv: Oh. Yeah, that's not killing them with mortal draw.
04:25:17 Piecewise: getting all these skills is gonna take a while
04:25:21 ER: yeah, that's pretty obvious, I was asking if dealing vitality damage to them using a combat art which involves the mortal blade would kill them.
04:25:53 ER: that might be necessary if you want to fill all the skills out
04:30:44 Piecewise: and there are four endings so
04:31:04 Piecewise: NG+++ is when you're actually done
04:31:49 ER: no, then the challenge runs start
04:33:03 syv: Mm. Nah, that's when you go back to challenge running Dark Souls.
04:33:30 syv: Sekiro doesn't really have room for proper challenge runs. Maybe no heal or no skill investment or something, but nothing interesting.
04:34:31 Devastator: kill only required targets.
04:34:56 syv: I was actually gonna see about doing a near pacifist run, due to how the story goes.
04:35:04 ER: that just involves a lot of jumping around and not having any good upgrades
04:35:26 syv: It reaaally seems to be saying that's what you should do, at least to me, though I'm sure there's actually nothing to acknowledge the change.
04:35:43 syv: It might be practical on NG+?
04:36:29 ER: Wolf does kind of casually murder hundreds of people in my playthrough
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04:37:07 syv: Yes. For no actual reason.
04:37:15 ER: it's kind of hard to justify when you're just exploring a new location for no particular reason and the people who live there start to shoot at you.
04:37:23 syv: Wolf is just a jackass who loves to kill things, and that's kinda lampshaded.
04:37:54 ER: also almost everyone he meets tries to stab him as their first reaction.
04:37:58 syv: He's actually at less risk if he just sneaks or runs past everyone.
04:38:36 ER: I feel happy murdering the bandits burning down hirata though.
04:39:20 syv: They're, like, the only enemies who are explicitly shown to be doing terrible things.
04:39:35 syv: Maybe the Innsmouth assholes count, but they're more insane than evil.
04:40:13 syv: ...Well, not the Innsmouth people, the ones *after* them. Kinda?
04:40:14 ER: Well, senpou are *stated* to be evil murderer heretics
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04:40:35 ER: you can actually see a lot of corpses along the path at senpou as well
04:40:59 Devastator: Mmm, that's a genuinely smart idea.
04:41:04 syv: Their great crime is doing religiously evil things though, and for some reason that doesn't stike me as a great justification for murder. Are they even hurting anyone?
04:41:10 Devastator: a bank with a panic button that is a bar on the floor.
04:41:18 Devastator: put your hands up! isn't good enough.
04:41:19 ER: and there was the thing where they experimented on a bunch of children and most of them died, which you kinda get to see
04:41:29 syv: Ashina still doesn't deserve to have her entire army slaughtered systematically.
04:42:06 ER: Yeah, Genichiro is just a jerk and Wolf takes it out on his soldiers.
04:42:29 ER: And Isshin doesn't care and actually encourgages Wolf. :P
04:44:08 syv: Genichiro is even the main villain! What terrible things does he do? Abuse a kid, and even then he takes awhile to do anything terrible. He's taking the terribly evil path of seeking immortality to uh, save his... country. How despicable.
04:45:54 ER: Well, it's basically Wolf's job to stab anyone between him and Kuro, regardless of the distance.
04:46:23 ER: The things you kill just to become more powerful are less plot-justified.
04:46:37 syv: Yes. Getting rid of multiplayer was absolutely worth the gain of this wonderful character driven story.
04:46:59 ER: multiplayer could have survived this.
04:47:10 Devastator: "In the future, there will be no villains."
04:47:30 syv: About a man who's so damn loyal to a ten year old that murder of hundred of people, along with random gods and peacefulish beings, is totally reasonable to him.
04:48:00 Piecewise: Genichiro isn't so much a jerk as he is obsessed with preventing his homeland from being destroyed
04:48:10 ER: I also don't understand why Genichiro thinks it's necessary for him to become immortal to defend Ashina while no other named characters seem very worried about that.
04:49:05 Piecewise: well, they state that isshin was basically the nuclear deterrent up till now.
04:49:30 syv: (
Piecewise) Genichiro isn't so much a jerk as he is obsessed with preventing his homeland from being destroyed
04:49:43 Piecewise: which, considering how well he apparently fights while fucking fatally ill and 95 years old I can see
04:49:46 syv: He's not nice about it, but he's not really a fun villain to kill.
04:50:06 Piecewise: and Kuro is good boy
04:50:07 ER: he's a jerk for being so damn hard to kill while standing between me and my 10 year old lord >:|
04:50:11 syv: The story is just wholly disappointing to me. Game's still fun, but nyeh.
04:50:32 syv: I complain about things I like, though.
04:50:43 Piecewise: you reach the end boss
sy?
04:50:45 syv: And Shadow: Tactics is a much better Sengoku game.
04:51:11 syv: I'm fighting Hatred right now because I'm pretty sure the *other* boss will end the game.
04:51:50 Piecewise: apparently the game lets you choose when to enter NG+
04:56:02 Devastator: "My PC is on fire. Can you back it up really, really fast?"
04:56:45 syv: "Yes. Pay me three hundred dollars first."
04:56:57 syv: "And another three hundred after."
05:12:41 syv: Optional boss that unlocks at the same time as the end boss.
05:23:20 Piecewise: the not end boss isn't hard because he has limited moves
05:23:25 Piecewise: but he hits fucking hard
05:23:31 Piecewise: and has tons o health
05:23:36 Piecewise: just an endurance match
05:26:57 Piecewise: but the last boss is something else
05:27:09 syv: It took me on average about five minutes to reach his third stage, constantly charging him and getting hits in for pretty much each of his attacks.
05:27:26 Piecewise: just a ton of health
05:28:18 syv: Part of that's healing since I could only take one attack in general, but I don't think I could've done it faster than four minutes at absolute best. And then it's still quite possible to die. And his third stage... he doesn't add much, but what he does add is annoying and makes the fight take even LONGER.
05:29:26 Piecewise: I have 7 prayer bead necklaces so I can tank a bit more but even still
05:29:31 Piecewise: his charge is often one hit for me
05:29:53 ER: I thought before playing this game that the health bar pips would be a represention of what stage the fight is at. So far it's lied to me three times.
05:30:49 ER: the Genichiro one didn't really make sense to me.
05:31:45 syv: He was undying. You legit killed him after only two rounds, but the extended bit where he's crouched and clearly unable to fight is his revival time, like with Hanbei.
05:31:52 ER: it would have been fine if he had three pips visible at the start and the cutscene happens when you take two of them, but instead it treats the two versions of him as entirely seperate enemies.
05:32:38 ER: I didn't think he died there. He just kinda stumbles back, takes off his armor, and is fine.
05:32:38 syv: ...Hmm, thinking about it, I'm unsure if there's any extra-pip bosses who aren't undying.
05:33:02 ER: Butterfly isn't undying, but her cheat also makes sense.
05:33:16 syv: She was also screwing with illusions, but you're right.
05:34:34 ER: and then after you beat her disposable body she attacks you with her actual one, which is only as powerful as the first.
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05:36:54 ER: Like, if I saw someone manage to kill a perfect illusion of me, I'd run. :P
05:37:10 Devastator: or launch the artillery.
05:37:23 syv: Agreed. I guess she was very dedicated though.
05:37:39 Devastator: anyway, I'm gonig to watch ep 7. I think
MJ is out for the count.
05:37:44 syv: And to be fair, she'd have noticed that Wolf was running through healing items, and figure he'd have more trouble with the ilkusions.
05:38:31 ER: Then Wolf trivializes a horde of illusions by running in circles followed by hiding behind a support beam.
05:39:10 syv: You can also get spirit emblems off them, though it's a risk.
05:39:43 ER: yeah, I tended to try to kill them with running attacks.
05:40:11 ER: gives you xp and emblems, and makes the ending salvo a little less powerful.
05:49:30 syv: ...Hirata Estate is really weird.
05:49:57 syv: I expected it to be more relevant to the story, since time traveling to a memory is very strange and interesting, but it's not.
05:50:09 syv: At least not in the plotline I followed.
05:50:37 syv: And there's something you can do later which I'm pretty sure affects Hirata as if it were contemporary.
05:51:08 ER: I thought it would be more of a mechanic, with the memories being shorter sections than the main world, but you get new items to use at the shrine to unlock new memories.
05:51:25 syv: But that's not what happens.
05:51:39 ER: maybe that's how DLC will work :|
05:52:08 syv: And the stuff you do there is pretty much wholly irrelevant to the game's story.
05:52:22 syv: You kill Lady Butterfly, and that, uhh? Doesn't matter?
05:52:38 ER: I guess right at the end it show how Wolf first became undying.
05:52:48 syv: You save Kuro, but he might as well have not bee--ohhh.
05:53:12 syv: But wait, he was already undying when he entered the fight?
05:53:21 ER: Yeah, you get stabbed by someone not shown on screen and he saves you
05:53:40 ER: He also already had a prosthetic arm in that fight.
05:53:53 syv: Did he have a normal arm in the cutscene?
05:54:17 ER: probably had the shinobi arm, I mean
05:54:29 syv: Did Future!Wolf come in, kill lady butterfly, then Past!Wolf showed up just as he left, get killed, and then get immortality?
05:54:45 syv: That would let the plotline make sense, otherwise it's a paradox.
05:54:54 ER: it acts as if you're the current version of wolf literally walking through his own memories, I guess.
05:55:31 syv: Didn't he specifically say at the start that he didn't remember this?
05:55:47 syv: Also, you pull physical stuff out of there which is real and useful.
05:55:52 ER: At one point Wolf says that he's not sure if what he saw was exactly what happened.
05:56:38 ER: "oh wait, I just remembered that I looted this flame barrel three years ago!"
05:57:41 syv: The merchant also says that he looks the same, though he might've just not changed much in three years, and the guy didn't notice the new arm.
05:58:11 ER: It's like current Wolf is astral projecting into his own mind to play out his own repressed memories as if it were a physical place, is how I should say it. :P
05:59:08 ER: oh, also I noted that people afflicted with dragonrot don't show symptoms inside the memory.
05:59:38 syv: Does the pot noble never get dragonrot?
06:00:51 ER: he's just an obligatory random weird thing I assume.
06:01:44 ER: His hand also looks a bit inhuman, and I think that dragonrot probably only effects baseline humans?
06:01:48 syv: Keep playing. There's another scale guy where you'd expect.
06:02:43 ER: Hirata is also on the antique map. What would be REALLY strange if if you could walk to there from Ashina.
06:56:22 Devastator: Kurt's 20ish percent of the way to the Far Lands.
06:56:27 Devastator: I can't believe he's still doing it.
06:59:10 ER: these kittens are pretty talkative.
07:00:23 syv: They probably want food. They always want food.
07:00:39 Devastator: Yeah. I remember him kicking it off. Or very close to it.
07:00:43 syv: Also, love, which general means food but on rare occasion means pets.
07:00:48 Devastator: I heard about it when he was in double-digit episodes.
07:01:07 Devastator: don't remember if that was like 20 or like 70 though.. was a lont time ago.
07:01:29 ER: no, it's not meowing for my attention, they make sounds while wrestling with each other.
07:01:46 syv: Aren't the far lands entirely boring?
07:02:57 Devastator: I'm impressed at the dedication to a 20 year long playthrough in a video game.
07:03:03 Devastator: I can think of no other equivalent achievement.
07:03:18 ER: the distance to the farlands is a few times the radius of the earth, iirc
07:04:02 Devastator: Maybe. It's in meters, so..
07:04:50 syv: I cannot think of an equivalently pointless and stupid endeavor either.
07:05:22 Devastator: There's the guy who has been painting a metal sphere.
07:07:52 Devastator: oh, says it's a baseball.
07:07:55 Devastator: I must have misremembered.
07:10:02 syv: Impressions may vary, but all I can think of is "giant testicle".
07:10:07 syv: At least they're monetizing it.
07:10:46 Devastator: He does take donations..
07:11:03 Devastator: For charity, though.
07:13:59 Devastator: Out of curiosity,
syv, do you know who Terry Fox is?
07:14:57 Devastator: Died young of cancer.
07:15:05 Devastator: Attempted to run across canada with one leg.
07:25:39 syv: The final boss of Sekiro kills my framerate. -.-
07:50:44 ER: used a snap seed on some illusions and it made the game get stuck on combat music until I went and killed another one
07:52:37 ER: also how the hell do I get into that damn building?
07:52:52 ER: in the spooky forest, with someone inside playing a flute?
07:56:25 syv: I don't think you even need to set foot on the ground to reach that building?
07:57:26 syv: Maybe you have to walk between the buddha statue and the next spot... uhh, I know you can get height to the left after the little valley section, but I forget whether it's the proper path or just some loot.
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08:00:31 Devastator: Did you not notice?
08:00:35 Devastator: I think he was distracted.
08:11:09 ER: oh yeah, I was just being an idiot and trying to find a way up from where I was rather than exploring new areas
08:21:02 ER: this thing has hands very similar to the visible hand of the fishscales merchant
08:22:42 ER: ...that went down way too easy for something with two health bars
08:22:50 ER: it didn't even get to attack me
08:28:11 ER: this place is almost spookier without the mist
08:28:27 ER: well, it makes it easier to spot the headless, which is P spook
08:28:33 syv: When I fought it, I aeriel deathblowed its first healthbar, immediately threw an oil urn, fire vented it, and then R1'd like five times and it was dead.
08:28:41 syv: I was like "What? That's all?"
08:28:53 ER: I did the same but without the killing it with fire
08:29:00 syv: I don't even know what its attacks are like. :P
08:29:40 ER: I actually hesitated for a moment, thinking "wait this is too easy"
08:30:01 syv: Maybe it's like pinwheel and it just summons clones so you don't know who to oneshot.
08:30:44 syv: After it was dead, I was expecting something else to happen. Like the kneeling people to get up and charge.
08:30:46 ER: maybe it does obsene attacks that instantly fill up your terror meter and kill you
08:30:57 ER: just an absurd glass cannon
08:31:14 ER: nope, guess the people were illusions too
08:32:07 ER: i did use one gourd in this fight. Because I prepared with a tanto -_-
08:42:12 syv: Got to the last stage of the final boss.
08:42:44 ER: hm, lots of good stuff with this merchant
08:43:05 ER: let's see if I can afford to snatch everything good up :P
08:43:51 syv: It's the second best gourd.
08:44:09 syv: And prolly around the fourth best item.
08:44:23 ER: no fancy sake for me just yet :(
08:44:50 ER: when you say second best gourd are you including the healing one? :P
08:45:13 syv: Poison gourd is solid meh, burn gourd is lol.
08:45:19 ER: yeah, probably no contest there
08:45:54 ER: I'm starting to be on fire, but am not quite actually on fire yet! Oh I know, I'll chug this gourd!
08:46:04 syv: Terror gourd? Drink 'til the headless look attractive.
08:46:28 ER: guess the extra resistance is helpful to chug right before you fight a fire boss or something
08:47:06 syv: Basically all the buff items suck because buffs don't last long at all.
08:48:06 syv: Checked, it's only thirty seconds for the gourd.
08:48:49 syv: "Oh! This guy is on fire! I better chug in case I get hit in the next thirty seconds!"
08:49:18 syv: Not quite as silly as the 30 second "You take slightly reduced damage" buff though.
08:52:31 Devastator: Wow, that sounds terrible.
08:55:38 syv: There's a skill which extends the duration, but it's expensive and doesn't say how much. I could easily see it improving the duration to FORTY seconds, a whole 33% buff!
08:56:13 syv: That just defines this game really.
08:58:10 Devastator: It should be 30 seconds of nigh-invulnerability.
08:58:19 Devastator: either you autopass a special dodge or you take basically no damage.
08:58:25 Devastator: or your attacks become unstoppable or something.
08:58:33 Devastator: maybe not that long.
09:02:26 syv: Yeah, it should be something worth finding a two second long window in a fight, *and* sacrificing that opportunity to deal actual damage.
09:02:47 syv: That's not exaggeration either, the animation takes two seconds and you can be staggered out of it.
09:07:32 syv: Sounds fast, but this is a very very fast paced game.
09:07:55 Devastator: sounded slow to me, actually.
09:08:34 ER: the heal seems much faster than two seconds to me
09:08:56 syv: Heh, actually tested it, a heal is ~1.5s.
09:09:20 syv: And it's already hard to find time to heal in the actually difficult fights.
09:10:17 ER: do these enemies respawn infinitely or is there just a lot of them?
09:10:34 ER: not complaining, I get a lot of gold out of it :P
09:11:19 syv: Which enemies? Villagers? You can deplete them.
09:11:27 syv: I think it's three kills per.
09:13:52 ER: these kittens sometimes jump directly upwards while playfighting
09:14:09 ER: just sure what tactical advantage that has~
09:16:07 syv: They're kittens, they're figuring out how to fight. It's like a newbie to a fighting game button mashing because they have no clue what they're doing.
09:16:21 ER: "I'll be here, hiding in this basket"
09:17:19 ER: they're playfighting while I'm playfighting in a much more pointless sense
09:19:11 Devastator: should put them on a trampoline.
09:25:41 ER: the sound effect for puppetry is so gross
09:27:32 ER: but combined with divine abduction that fight pretty much took care of itself
09:28:41 syv: Had to use a divine blessing, but I didn't even touch my Jizo statues, forgot I had the,!
09:28:49 syv: AND I forgot I had feathers.
09:33:39 syv: Still watching cutscenes, but yes.
09:35:50 syv: Immortal Severance ending.
09:39:17 ER: what dictates how long it takes for a puppet to die on its own?
09:39:33 syv: Pretty sure it's just a timer, but I never timed it.
09:39:47 syv: You can always backstab a puppet, and they seem to have infinite health.
09:39:47 ER: maybe they constantly drain health?
09:40:16 syv: They don't seem to die notably faster while being wailed on by a crowd, but sure, maybe.
10:13:35 ER: too bad I can't give Kuro sake
10:23:41 ER: ah, so Wolf has "the shadow of Shura" in his eyes, apparently.
10:23:59 ER: also I just gave Isshin a whole lot of booze
10:29:37 syv: I never gave him Dragonspring. Got it late and forgot.
10:29:58 ER: he mentions knowing the Owl
10:37:15 syv: Floating Passage is very, very good against her.
10:37:38 syv: She doesn't have much HP, but has excellent guarding and dodging, so guard penetration is vakuable.
10:38:16 syv: I still didn't beat her until 80% of the way through the game, which I regretted heavily.
10:38:45 ER: she doesn't take a lot of damage without confetti though
10:38:55 ER: think I'll kill headless before her
10:39:34 syv: Huh. I never even though to use confetti on her. It must just melt her.
10:52:32 ER: well, I found corrupted monk
10:53:12 ER: is that THE corrupted monk in this game? If so prerelease stuff lied to heck about that fight. :P
10:58:56 syv: Confetti + feathers if you're a scrub.
10:59:00 ER: mortal draw does nothing against headless
10:59:13 syv: Jusr dodge and hit until she's at 50%, then parry, if you're a real man~
10:59:28 syv: Does it? Huh. Probably because it's not confetti'd.
11:00:00 ER: yeah, guess the confetti only counts for the normal sword.
11:00:17 ER: anyway, that's one attempt failed >.<
11:00:21 syv: I noticed that basic shinobi tools also don't do much of any damage to apparitions, which means you've gotta rely purely on R1 and combat arts.
11:00:37 ER: I did manage to get back up and run the fuck away though, so no real death
11:00:55 ER: the endgame flamer hurts them apparently
11:01:01 syv: Most apparitions have pretty simple movesets, Headless included, so they're easy to fight once you understand them.
11:01:25 syv: Yes, it's blue so it hurts them. I didn't get it before I had already killed all the headless though, so...
11:01:36 ER: they only know how to do their moves and nothing else~
11:01:40 syv: Do remember that jumps *also* have iframes.
11:02:07 syv: The lack of rolling isn't a big issue, just do aeriel combat arts instead of the near-worthless aeriel R1.
11:08:33 ER: pay 3 spirit emblems for the effect of an ako's sugar!
11:19:23 syv: The sugar buffs aren't really useful, but I'd prefer spirit emblems over a consumable if they were, and I like the idea that you're killing the heroes who inspired the sugars.
11:25:37 ER: I'd prefer the consumable because I have 40 of the fucking things
11:30:03 syv: Now you can sell all of them and not have to worry!
11:30:39 syv: 20 a pop, so that's 2400 yen for the common ones.
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19:29:41 Devastator: Reading awful hospital.
19:29:50 Devastator: Apparently there's a fake medical ward.
19:30:07 Devastator: Our core vards should be General, Surgical, Maternity and Pediatrics, Psychiatric, Veterinary, Inorganic and...
19:30:09 Devastator: WORMS!!! WWWORRRRRRRRRRMS!!!
19:30:10 Devastator: ...Our secondary vards are Dental, Optometry, Cardiology, Dermatology and Urology.
19:30:12 Devastator: Guess which one it is?
19:32:08 Devastator: Also, I can do your birdgame turn now if you like.
19:33:37 Devastator: NP, then, I got an hour.
19:33:49 Piecewise: probably psychiatric
19:33:57 Devastator: Also, that passageway is trapped, so there might be something quick.
19:34:02 Devastator: It may well be not-worms. ;-p
19:34:25 Devastator: Ok, very important spot check here.
19:36:18 Devastator: Okay, so you live..
19:38:15 Devastator: Well, you would have unless the trap beat you by 14 points, and even in that case, I'd give the ritual leader a chance to pull you back.
19:47:06 Devastator: Heh, that's a good time to roll an 11.
19:52:18 Piecewise: *Has no idea whats going on*
19:52:30 Devastator: I'm writing the turn. You hit a trap and got blasted.
19:52:48 Devastator: then rolled an 11 on the spot check to look around the room you are now inside.
20:05:28 Devastator: "Inorganic Medicine."
20:08:00 Piecewise: seems the sort of thing they might have there
20:08:10 Piecewise: there was a lady made of syringes right?
20:08:22 Devastator: I can't remember, really.
20:22:41 Devastator: I'm not going to do anything.
20:25:09 Devastator: 10 more mana before it hits zero, if it drops at one a turn.
20:31:41 Devastator: Aight, see you later
PW.
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21:13:13 er: I haven't slept in a while.
21:13:33 er: I can tell because I'm REALLY creative.
21:15:52 er: By which I mean that I'm going over things I've already thought about with a little more detail.
21:16:32 er: Along the infinite treadmill to nowhere.
21:37:35 Piecewise: beat sekiro's last boss
21:37:42 Piecewise: the true last boss too
22:09:18 Devastator: what was the boss like,
Piecewise?
22:18:18 Devastator: "Anyone who isn't confused doesn't understand the situation."
22:43:14 Piecewise: Nah the dragon was earlier
22:43:27 Piecewise: The final boss is...well
er hasn't seen it yet
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22:56:54 Devastator: I'll try for the other birdgame turns soonish.
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23:00:19 ER: I'm now at home, still tired, debating if I should engage in literary critisism in sevice to
syv now or take a quick nap
23:00:50 ER: yeah, that seems like a good idea
23:01:11 Devastator: literary criticism?
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23:09:22 Devastator: I think I need to give my router a reboot.
23:10:54 syv: Have you already tried a basic boot?
23:11:02 syv: A good solid kick solves many problems.
23:36:31 Piecewise: I beat the last boss!
23:36:44 Piecewise: already up to lady butterfly in NG+
23:37:09 Piecewise: sadly you can't get prayer beads from people or places you got them from before
23:40:53 syv: I started NG+ but only really to confirm it.
23:41:01 syv: Haven't even gotten to Hirata yet.
23:41:15 Piecewise: beat butterfly first try
23:41:35 Piecewise: enemies do lots of damage but aren't any harder really. THough I kept kuro's charm
23:41:39 Piecewise: not sure what that does
23:41:59 syv: Not surprising. She's, uh, not that powerful if you already know her moveset and have endgame equipment. Only two perilous attacks, both dodgable by jumping!
23:42:15 syv: Final boss once he powers up is just so much worse.
23:43:45 Piecewise: when I did beat him it was a pretty good run
23:43:56 Piecewise: got through to part 3 without healing
23:44:21 Piecewise: once you get the hang of bosses and can really stay up in their face, parrying and attacking, things go a lot faster
23:44:29 syv: Same, actually. Yet I more or less stumbled through his last two stages, won by the skin of my teeth.
23:44:45 Piecewise: Oh and apparently kuro's charm makes it so that you have to perfect parry or you still take some damage while blocking
23:45:00 syv: First two were very simple and straightforward once I understood them. Last two I never understood.
23:45:23 syv: I kept it 'cause I mostly just want to power trip on NG+.
23:45:43 syv: Think I'll just savescum to get all endings without running the game more than twice.
23:45:54 Piecewise: the last one is basically just the same as the second to last one but with lightning counter opportunities
23:46:44 Piecewise: once the spear comes out, the thrust counter becomes very useful
23:46:59 Piecewise: though dangerous since fucking it up is almost always a 1 hit kill
23:47:09 Piecewise: well, 2 hits but they're chained so you can't avoid the second
23:47:26 syv: I suck at lightning returns, and mostly just got lucky.
23:57:47 Piecewise: did you sever the immortality of the guardian ape
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