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01:49:46 Devastator: well, that's a clear location to put important info.
01:59:05 ER: having lots of fun with sekiro
01:59:18 ER: read: "this game is bullshit and I hate it"
01:59:35 Devastator: I could stream something if you want a break.
02:00:40 ER: can you be more entertaining than the streamer I am currently watching?~
02:01:04 Devastator: prolly be playing HyperRogue.
02:02:03 ER: I fought a hard new boss, a giant ape. Beat it second try by spamming oil+flame vent and firecrackers.
02:02:15 Devastator: setting things on fire is a good tactic.
02:02:52 ER: the kill animation cut the ape's head off. the equivalent of "victory acheved" popped up. I celebrated.
02:03:17 ER: then the headless ape stands back up, picks up its head, and keeps trying to kill me
04:21:59 Devastator: ..I only just started watchin.g
04:25:08 Devastator: Pikasprey is TERRIBLE with names.
04:36:16 Devastator: ..Yeah, impressive.
05:49:28 ER: I don't have the patience to watch one pokemon playthrough, let alone two at once
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05:53:10 syv: Guardian Ape is easily the hardest boss, right up until the last two bosses, who I haven't beaten since I haven't played since meeting them.
05:53:56 syv: Though once you can beat his first stage easily enough, his second is actually not that bad.
05:54:35 syv: He only has... four? Five moves? And all but two are so highly telegraphed that they're basically free counters.
05:55:24 syv: Though you really want to do everything else available before fighting him. Levels and items and such, all very important.
05:59:30 Devastator: movie night tomorra.
05:59:45 Devastator:
PW posted announcements in the thread.
05:59:52 Devastator: he did say he'd be copying the links here too.
06:00:04 Devastator: Yeah, less than that.
06:01:41 syv: Hm. Well, if he's going for 12 hours, I'll undoubtably be around for part of itl
06:02:47 syv: I've never been a huge fan of
PW's movie nights.
06:03:36 Devastator: You did miss starcrash..
06:03:38 syv: ...Well, maybe back when I looked up to him more. It'd be better to say that I've never hugely enjoyed them.
06:04:17 syv: I've seen good individual movies in the movie nights. Sword of the Stranger comes to mind.
06:04:57 syv: Most of the material was just a continual stream of dreck though, of highly varying quality and enjoyable terribleness.
06:06:04 Devastator: ..Isn't that the point?
06:06:40 syv: Some of them were so bad they were good.
06:06:49 syv: Most of them were so bad they were terrible.
06:07:04 syv: A few were so good they were decent, like SotS.
06:07:24 syv: Overall this balances out to "Mildly unpleasant".
06:08:29 ER: still don't fully understand his tastes~
06:09:15 Devastator: I don't mind them. I don't get to watch schlock like that anywhere else.
06:09:43 Devastator: So Hardcore Henry wasn't worth watching?
06:09:45 ER: I wonder how my sekiro performance would change if I muted the in game music and played doom music instead
06:10:08 syv: "I have been desensitized to just about everything. It has come to the point that violence, gore, pornography and mayhem will not give me pause unless they are mixed together, preferably into a movie about disembodied sentient vaginas firing rocket launchers at crowds of hemophiliac orphans. In this state of emotional couldn't-care-less I must admit that I have begun watching porn simply for the storylines, as they are often h
06:10:38 syv: Hardcore Henry was amazing,
Dev. It wasn't bad at all.
06:11:15 ER: I'm sure that the soundtrack is great, but I don't exactly hear it while mashing L1 with all my essense.
06:11:27 Devastator: Go for the doom musice.
06:11:31 syv: Hard to say,
ER. Sekiro rewards aggression, but it's a psychotic reward system where about a third of the time it goes NO STOP BEING AGGRESSIVE and kills you.
06:11:34 Devastator: Dubs should watch PM3.
06:11:51 syv: He was one of the people encouraging *me* to watch it...
06:12:14 ER: so really we have him to blame for all our troubles.
06:12:32 syv: Also don't mash L1. There's a cooldown on parries after a failed parry, you need to hit it just once at the right moment.
06:12:59 ER: mashing it half works maybe sometimes
06:13:21 Devastator: Dubs should stop watching stuff for the stimulation, then.
06:13:26 Devastator: watch cerebral stuff instead.
06:14:05 syv: It only works because the parry timing is fairly forgiving relative to the cooldown timer, so overall you spend a decent amount of time in parry mode, and just block almost everything otherwise.
06:14:17 ER: but eh, what I mean is that you want to parry each of the 11 attacks centepede is throwing at you over the course of 2 seconds, properly timing that and mashing start to become basically the same thing.
06:14:32 syv: It's still kiiinda defeating the point of parries if you don't need only one or two.
06:14:43 syv: Oh. Yeah, Centipede is special.
06:15:01 ER: beat both of them realy easy because I knew what to do
06:15:02 Devastator: 11 parries over 2 seconds?
06:15:34 syv: He has two attacks. "Flail madly", and "suddenly swipe at your ankles".
06:15:41 ER: deflections aren't exactly parries either. They're mostly like really good blocks.
06:15:44 syv: He is extremely, extremely lethal.
06:16:04 ER: but both attacks are simple to counter and do a lot of damage to him
06:16:45 syv: Yes. I think I still died like six times to him because I suck at parries in Sekiro.
06:17:20 ER: but don't mash as hard as your fingers will go
06:17:31 ER: mash exactly as hard as the enemy is mashing
06:21:00 ER: ape wasn't being extremely hard for me, I beat the first phase second try. what I appear to have problems with is the frikkin dual swords monkeys in the swamp
06:23:40 syv: The old monkeys are kinda tough, it's not unreasonable to have trouble with them, but to NOT have trouble with first-stage ape? Whaaaat?
06:23:43 ER: oh, abusing fire+oil and firecrackers. I was very happy to have killed the thing because I used all of my heals and emblems doing so.
06:23:57 syv: Did you use the tanto too?
06:24:06 ER: and very dispeased to fight it again because my tricks were all gone.
06:24:52 syv: Okay, that explains part of it. It took me awhile to think of using it in the *middle* of the fight.
06:25:16 syv: Still, I think I probably spent a couple hours on ape even after that point.
06:25:31 ER: it was super clutch, I was out of heals and nearly halfway down the health bar and used a tanto to be able to use firecrackers one last time and beat it.
06:25:38 syv: Not just dying on stage 2 either. Beating stage 1 on your second try is amazing.
06:26:18 syv: How many gourd charges do you have?
06:26:35 syv: Also, do you have the purple gourd?
06:26:42 ER: so I was out of everything when I tore its head off, pissed me off to realize the fight hadn't ended.
06:27:04 ER: is purple the poison one? know where to get it, at least
06:27:15 syv: Purple is the terror one. Green is poison.
06:27:36 syv: So you haven't been to Mibu. Damn.
06:27:47 ER: unlike those other things, terror instakills you
06:28:00 syv: ...And you beat Shichimen without it.
06:28:25 syv: And without having the purple umbrella.
06:28:35 ER: anti-air deathblow works on it.
06:28:36 syv: Very impressive,
ER. Very impressive indeed.
06:28:45 ER: that did half my work for me, really.
06:28:57 syv: Huh. Didn't know that. I've never even used the anti-air deathblow.
06:29:25 ER: I only figured it out because a window popped up telling me how to use it in the fight...
06:29:51 ER: I don't THINK it works on butterfly while she's up on her lines, could be wrong.
06:30:14 ER: but yeah, made a lot of progress today.
06:33:16 Devastator: Maybe
ER's just better than you at dark souls.
06:34:23 ER: parry timings are strangely similar to metal gear rising, which I've had practice with
06:34:28 syv: It wouldn't be all that surprising.
06:34:47 syv: I play a lot of DaS challenge runs, but playtime != skill.
06:35:19 Devastator: So you're more of a mastry guy?
06:35:37 syv: Not familiar with that term.
06:35:57 ER: I'm just so naturally talented~
06:36:03 Devastator: you practice your way into solving it.
06:36:49 ER: also swordfights in videogames feel similar to me to actual fencing, which I've done.
06:37:03 ER: Enough to know that there are people a lot better at it than me.
06:37:23 syv: I play Souls games *very* systemically; learn each attack, figure out what counters work for which attacks, learn to spot the attacks and use their counters.
06:37:52 ER: you learn to see through the matrix
06:38:16 Devastator: Still damned impressive.
06:38:23 Devastator: you've seen me play enough to know I don't get much better.
06:38:39 Devastator: No ability to learn.
06:39:50 syv: You played pretty decently from what I recall.
06:40:27 syv: Also, IIRC you were very good at parries?
06:40:57 Devastator: didn't need any direction or positioning.
06:41:03 syv: And you mostly did them barehanded.
06:41:45 syv: In contrast, I played through 90% of DaS not even knowing how to parry.
06:41:57 ER: I'm good at sekiro and mgr parries, but not really DS ones
06:42:02 Devastator: eh, I was aware it existed before playing.
06:42:03 syv: ...Maybe 100%, I don't think I cheesed Gwyn.
06:42:07 Devastator: can't count stuff I heard about.
06:42:12 ER: in my mind they're entirely different mechanics from each other.
06:42:20 Devastator: and I absolutely cannot backstab.
06:42:29 syv: Yeah, Sekiro parries don't work at all like DaS parries,
06:42:41 syv: They're much more like DaS 2.
06:42:58 ER: in sekiro you cancel into a parry instantly from basically anything, and if you're early you just block instead. This incentivises being fast on the L1
06:44:18 syv: They aren't instant like in DaS, either. You have to parry a few frames early.
06:44:54 ER: in DS a parry is a whole animation which costs stamina and generally if you fuck it up you'll be worse off than if you simply hadn't bothered. Your reward for that risk is the shot at doing fucktons of damage all at once.
06:45:32 ER: in sekiro it's more like a state that you can choose to be in basically any damn time you like.
06:46:18 ER: if you press it WHILE BEING GUARD BROKEN you'll recover into a blocking state really quickly actually.
06:47:15 syv: I've seen a number of people claim that Sekiro is the hardest Soulsy game made yet.
06:47:32 syv: I've never been able to take that statement seriously.
06:47:54 ER: now, while sekiro asks you to pay attention to if you should be attacking or defending and press r1 or l1 respectively, MGR puts them both on the same fucking button.
06:48:12 ER: in control terms, you defend by attacking into the enemy.
06:49:58 ER: your default reaction to basically everything is "press in that direction and light attack"
06:50:54 Devastator: samurai mode, then.
06:51:15 syv: That does sound very Revengeance.
06:51:19 ER: hit the thing with the sword
06:52:02 ER: though if I make it sound simple, keep in mind that I haven't beaten the higher difficulty settings
06:53:07 syv: Anything can be hard if it needs to be frame perfect. Or subframe perfect.
07:07:40 ER: honestly, not entirely sure where I can go in sekiro besides the big ape at this point.
07:07:53 ER: other option is the more annoying snakeeyes
07:12:47 syv: Have you killed Corrupted Monk yet?
07:12:53 syv: Have you gotten the sword?
07:13:33 ER: , haven't worked out how to keep climbing that way...
07:13:52 Devastator: so.. Fighter's weapon?
07:13:58 syv: Have you killed the armored knight who talks about his sun?
07:14:54 ER: I got to, I think it was the main hall?
07:15:06 syv: Hum. Well, it's in that direction. Should be available.
07:15:46 syv: ...that, uh, is literally as far as you need to go.
07:16:13 syv: There's an altar like twenty feet from the idol that you interact with, and bam.
07:16:35 syv: Oh, you killed Centipede and got the fan, right?
07:16:36 ER: maybe it got activated by beating genichiro?
07:16:52 ER: and I "spirited away" the fat dude
07:17:00 ER: ...not sure where he ended up, though
07:17:36 syv: When I did that, I expected him to end up next to the merchant. Nope. :(
07:18:11 ER: he didn't go directly to the surgeon either, which is nice.
07:18:22 ER: ...hmm, maybe where I found the pinwheel
07:20:49 ER: maybe some random-ass place in the world!
07:21:26 syv: Not random, very specific.
07:21:30 ER: I like the sword and gun using monkeys
07:22:10 ER: specific? in a fromsoft game? no way
07:22:56 ER: well, the white pinwheel said "only the child is here" I think, so maybe a place where there's only a child!
07:37:16 ER: three monkies, some kind of puzzle boss
07:38:21 Devastator: Maybe they throw poop at you.
07:38:55 syv: Hope you invested in stealth skills~
07:51:57 ER: hmm, music got more ominoous
08:16:23 ER: huh, I feel like I overthought that
08:16:55 ER: kept trying to chase the hearing monkey into the waterfall room when I could have just chased it and hit it with a sword
08:26:06 ER: I got a magical sword that slays the immortal and steals my life force. and some rice.
08:26:22 ER: rice is a rate item in this, apparently.
08:28:20 ER: the mortal blade combat art looks pretty sweet
08:28:23 syv: And sure you can eat a sword,
Dev. The player feeds his sword to many people. He's like Jesus, curing hunger wherever he goes.
08:28:32 syv: It'a also just really really good.
08:28:37 ER: not sure if it's worth the price per se, but it looks cool
08:28:55 syv: It's not, unless you only want raw damage, in which case it absolutely is.
08:29:35 syv: If tools can get you hits that you otherwise woupdn't get, mortal draw is meh. If tools can't get you hits, but there's pauses to use it, it's the best.
08:29:50 syv: And otherwise it's amazing against groups of mooks.
08:30:26 syv: Oh, and it's still usable without spirit emblems, just like all other martial arts.
08:35:06 Devastator: Feed a man a meal and you make him full for a day. Feed a man a sword and you make him full for the rest of his life.
08:39:10 ER: can kill the immortal infested enemies now
08:39:24 ER: which isn't super helpful, but it is satisfying
08:39:45 ER: because FUCK the centipede things
08:47:41 ER: puppetry nunjitsu seems fun
08:48:08 ER: though I have not been able to properly use bloodsmoke... ever, I think
08:48:37 ER: maybe a few times, just not useful in the areas I've been in since I got it
08:58:48 syv: Puppetry is far, far better.
08:59:16 syv: Bloodsmoke has situational use, but I can think of like two places where it'd be really good. And... mortal draw was much less fiddly.
08:59:43 syv: Ah, bloodsmoke might be much better with the ninjutsu ability that lets you vault over someone and backstab them.
09:00:13 ER: it sounds like combining bloodsmoke and the leaf can make for unlimited backstabs as long as your emblems hold out
09:01:12 ER: the leaf tool that turns people around
09:01:50 syv: Oh. Yeah, I never use it for that.
09:02:01 syv: I just use it as an instakill on the taro troops.
09:02:46 ER: but yeah, I ignored vault over until the moment I got ninjutsu and then immediately bought it
09:03:09 ER: hey, a way to reenter stealth in the middle of a battle isn't bad.
09:03:54 ER: the only hard part is not just instantly doing the deathblow out of reflex, you need to actually perform the vault over for it to work...
09:11:02 ER: I'm... sure that this is useful somehow?
09:13:38 syv: Arguably maybe in some rare circumstances.
09:13:55 syv: Bite down is common enough that you'll never need it though.
09:14:22 syv: One would wonder why Hanbei had that tooth, you wouldn't think he's the stealthy assassin type.
09:14:59 ER: for killing himself, of course
09:17:06 syv: Obviously, but how is that useful to him?
09:17:34 ER: he's immortal and wants to die I figure it's a hobby
09:22:41 ER: wind the puppet, fly the kite! I get it!
09:25:17 syv: The bonus boss is really, really, weird.
09:26:03 syv: Fighting him is absolutely different from fighting any other boss in the game, to the point that it's like playing an entirely different game.
09:26:39 syv: I'm literally not sure how to spend spirit emblems. All the prosthetics are either useless, redundant, or take too long.
09:27:06 syv: The martial arts that take emblems are either useless, or take too long in the case of mortal draw.
09:27:25 syv: Martial arts in general aren't useful.
09:27:51 ER: it's okay to focus on swordplay
09:28:06 syv: He has one attack that's relevant to block, two that are best with a jump, and one with a dodge. Everything else, you die if you do anything aside from sprint.
09:28:13 ER: but if the enemy is a big target that doesn't like to dodge, hit it with oil and burn it
09:28:16 syv: Notably, I parry *nothing*.
09:28:27 syv: He's already on fire, I don't think that would help.
09:28:54 ER: just toss the oil and let him handle the rest~
09:29:51 syv: I can actually fight him almost without being hit, but he has three stages, tons of HP in each stage, and his third is... different, and I don't get much practice on it because he's so lethal and the first two take so long.
09:30:47 syv: All of his attacks take just under 50% of my health, except a few that take closer to 80%.
09:36:01 ER: hah, wolf is COMPLETELY covered in blood now
09:36:04 syv: Serpent was super undeewhelming.
09:36:42 ER: I figure it's the same arc as the helicopter in half life
09:37:13 ER: first you get bullied, then you get a new toy, then you get extremely bloody revenge
09:39:46 syv: Also, martial arts balance in this game absolutely SUCKS.
09:40:20 syv: I bought one for 9 skill points, and it's basically about 50% better than floating passage, while costing spirit emblems.
09:40:36 syv: Which is just utterly frustrating.
09:41:53 ER: well, floating passage is just pretty good
09:42:31 ER: it's a thing bought with non-standard currency from a very strange fellow so of course it's powerful
09:42:47 ER: what the heck do I do with snek guts
09:45:05 syv: Something that's bought with 9 skill points (that require heavy investment first, at that) should be better, though. And a moderate improvement with a major debuff is not better.
09:49:10 ER: poor memorial mob guy in poison swamp
09:49:22 ER: he's horribly sick and it's not even my fault~
09:54:34 ER: not sure what the heck I need fresh and dried snake organs for, but I sure have them
09:55:28 syv: Was the snake dead for dried?
09:56:49 syv: That would be rather inappropriate narratively, considering they look identical, act identical, live in the same area, and are never seen together or implied to be plural.
09:58:27 syv: I hope the snake's model actually takes damage from the eyestab, so that someone can confirm or deny there being two snakes.
10:21:22 syv: Got him to 10% on the last stage, he twoshot me from full health because I screwed up a counter.
10:32:59 syv: I feel like someone on the design council for this game just hated the concept of players getting extra tools.
10:33:29 syv: Buddist sugars last a mere thirty seconds without a special skill, and half of them have useless effects.
10:33:54 syv: +stealth which hardly ever matters, and +armor when you never plan to be hit anyway.
10:34:15 ER: stealth certainly can matter
10:34:55 syv: The +damage sugar is fairly weak, and while the power within one IS powerful, the thirty seconds of use plus the fact it harms you makes it very debatable in value.
10:36:27 syv: Bite down arguably could work as a weak heal, to go from 5% to 50% or similar, but that's pretty meh. Jizo statues, which are ultra rare, give you an extra revive, but I don't think they clear the revival murder cooldown, which makes them useless against the truly difficult bosses.
10:37:39 syv: Snapseeds are truly useful in only one place, and then only to save time. Divine Confetti is basically a binary choice of whether to do damage to something or not, and everything except monk is clearly balanced assuming you have it.
10:38:08 syv: Oil gives essentially free bonus damage, so it's good, but beyond that...?
10:38:54 syv: Also, half the tools kinda suck.
10:39:09 syv: They're just so situational.
10:40:39 syv: And most of the martial arts are just a tad short of useless.
10:41:29 syv: They're flashy, and often a little useful against certain enemies, but it's just so underwhelming.
10:44:19 syv: And then the game happily gives the players completely overpowered ninjutsu, safe in the knowledge that they're largely useless against bosses.
11:06:40 syv: I found a reddit discussion thread about Sekiro that's 215 days old, and is talking about the removal of elements from the game compared to DaS and BB (which is a bit unfair since it's not really a Soulsborne, but whatever). It's amusing reading people saying "It's not like it's gonna be X" when it's precisely X.
11:11:45 ER: roosters worth an inexplicably large amount of xp
11:13:51 syv: Those roosters also do an inexplicably large amount of damage.
11:14:25 syv: I think they're there more to knock you down, and that's why they give XP for a much tougher kill. If you screw it up, you're punished hard.
11:35:19 syv: Yeah. They have odd spawning behavior and don'ts seem to stay dead.
11:42:35 ER: well, it felt slightly weird to get small bits of xp during butterfly's fight
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14:34:20 Piecewise: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
14:34:47 Piecewise: SINISTAR IS ON A DEADLINE
14:35:59 Devastator: Thanks. I think it's just me, though.
Syv said he'd be checking in for some of it.
14:36:44 Piecewise: we'll see if he manages it on time
14:37:05 Piecewise: I'm going by whatever is most requested
14:37:53 Devastator: From the titles alone, The Faculty.
14:40:34 Piecewise: To the students at Harrington High, the principal and her posse of teachers have always been a little odd, but lately they've been behaving positively alien. Controlled by otherworldly parasites, the faculty try to infect students one by one. Cheerleader Delilah (Jordana Brewster), football player Stan (Shawn Hatosy), drug dealer Zeke (Josh Hartnett) and new girl Marybeth (Laura Harris) team up with some of their other
14:40:34 Piecewise: classmates to fight back against the invaders.
14:52:13 Piecewise: you can stream it if you choose
14:52:34 Piecewise: you just have to click on it and it should open a player
14:53:06 Devastator: I got some error message.
14:53:37 Devastator: "There was a problem playing this video."
14:53:40 Devastator: What, I don't know.
14:54:56 Devastator: I'll probably just download all of them and skip the first one or two.
15:00:22 Piecewise: Maybe google is censoring us again
15:01:22 Devastator: Probably wants me to log in.
15:01:41 Devastator: maybe it doesn't like something about the browser, or something else.
15:01:44 Devastator: be nice if it told me.
15:02:10 Devastator: Silly part is that it's working, I get a preview of the movie file.
15:02:14 Devastator: so it should work fine.
15:02:57 Piecewise: what browser are you on?
15:03:55 Piecewise: Works on fire fox for me
15:04:06 Devastator: does it work if you log out?
15:04:14 Devastator: ..because it's letting me download fine.
15:04:24 Devastator: I'd expect that to not work too.
15:04:39 Piecewise: lemme know when its downloaded if it is viewable
15:04:59 Devastator: Probably not on the browser, but I should be able to play the video fine.
15:10:58 Piecewise: I tried to keep them all small
15:11:21 Piecewise: because its like "Hey, you want the 700MB one or the 25gb one?"
15:11:40 Piecewise: and we're all watching on computer screens where it don't matter
15:12:50 Devastator: well.. should be able to tell with some of them.
15:13:03 Devastator: nobody with a huge '4k' screen from too close to look good?
15:15:48 Piecewise: I'm sitting right up against a movie projection screen
15:16:04 Devastator: so it matters for you, then.
15:16:13 Piecewise: We got a vote for blob in the discord
15:16:24 Devastator: ok, gonna skip that.
15:16:43 Devastator: I won't get it downloaded in time.
15:17:54 Piecewise: the blob 1988 is great
15:18:09 Devastator: I'll see it at some point.
15:18:17 Devastator: unless it's on youtube or DM or something.
15:25:54 Devastator: There we go, got it to work.
15:26:04 Devastator: can I get a timestamp?
15:29:35 Piecewise: its just you and spaz right now
15:29:51 Devastator: can spaz come here? ;-p
15:30:17 Devastator: sadly, next week I could go on discord, but the farm has not enough bandwidth to stream movies.
15:30:56 Devastator: Also, thanks for ye griffen. I was expecting it to take a few turns to get it right. Looks like some good die rolls there.
15:31:13 Piecewise: so spaz can stream the faculty, must just be you. Wonder why. Also, no prob.
15:31:25 Devastator: It'll probably work fine now.
15:31:36 Devastator: Maybe it just needed a few minutes loading the player for some reason.
15:32:24 Devastator: Dunno about fitting it down into a mine, hence why I'm not looking for armour for it.
15:32:46 Devastator: I mean, there are mines that elephants can fit into, but those aren't the ones that are mazes of twisty passages.
15:34:17 Devastator: I'm fine with blob, too. I wouldn't mind seeing that.
15:36:47 Devastator: They should remake that again, actually.
15:36:58 Devastator: Yeah, seems to be working now.
15:39:27 Devastator: If we're waiting for more people, I could put on a stream or something. Do you think it's going to be a while?
15:42:49 Piecewise: I'm gonna go do some homework for an hour, come back and check. If no one more, we'll watch the blob the three of us
15:43:03 Devastator: I'll go play something.
16:47:51 Devastator: too many tabs open.
16:52:39 Devastator: That's what the issue was.
16:57:07 Devastator: I'll start anytime.
16:57:09 Piecewise: Alright, lemme know when you have the movie up and we can all start it together
16:58:03 Piecewise: sam speeds is giving us shit about starting a movie all at once
16:58:09 Piecewise: well, he's saying its adorable
16:58:30 Devastator: Should send that guy on here..
16:58:39 Devastator: but yes, ready to start at any time.
16:58:49 Piecewise: just waiting on spaz
16:59:11 Devastator: We had a system where we'd just sit on the same webpage, but google said no.
16:59:43 Piecewise: I used to broadcast through cytube but they broke google drive compatibility
16:59:54 Devastator: Sorry about that, though.
16:59:59 Devastator: Maybe
RC or someone can find you a server.
17:01:04 Devastator: I'm trying to remember the last time I saw the Tristar logo.
17:01:08 Devastator: been a long, long time.
17:01:35 Piecewise: Hmmm I think they're a Coke subsidiary
17:02:11 Devastator: The world before the blob ate it.
17:02:26 Devastator: so is this the escaped research project kind of blob or the alien invader kind of blob?
17:03:13 Piecewise: I don't know if spaz is good at this
17:03:24 Piecewise: he just sits quietly and never responds unless I ping him
17:03:34 Devastator: Yeah, that's not ideal.
17:03:47 Devastator: That statue's getting toppled.
17:04:22 Piecewise: ah, everyone was watchign the handegg game
17:04:35 Piecewise: sometimes called football
17:04:45 Piecewise: but it is clearly egg shaped and you use your hands
17:04:47 Devastator doesn't understand why it's less respected than, say, bitcoins.
17:05:08 Devastator: Might be taking the Starship Troopers route.
17:05:15 Devastator: introduce all the shallow, vapid characters early on.
17:05:26 Devastator: so you can concentrate on the blob instead of the characters.
17:05:46 Piecewise: well, starship was a parody so the shallow characters were like that on purpose
17:05:58 Devastator: Same reasoning, though.
17:06:08 Devastator: Supposed to pay attention to the bugs there.
17:06:22 Piecewise: look at this cool dude
17:06:40 Devastator: That could be the Kootanys.
17:07:00 Devastator: I had a friend like that, actually, except he flies planes instead of driving motorcycles.
17:07:07 Devastator: Also only smoked weed, so not that much.
17:07:45 Piecewise: Sarcastic homeless man
17:08:17 Devastator: Not enough baggage for a homeless man.
17:08:28 Piecewise: So, sheriff and diner lady. Live or die?
17:08:45 Devastator: Dunno. I'd say die, but the vapid kids are going to die first.
17:08:53 Devastator: so could go either way.
17:09:31 Devastator: Mostly because they had to pay for that hat.
17:09:51 Devastator: You're supposed to remove it when you sit down.
17:10:15 Piecewise: but you're also not suppose to fold it into a hotdog bun
17:10:47 Piecewise: sort of an odd looking guy, mr.mullet
17:11:06 Devastator: but that might have been the style at the time.
17:11:16 Devastator: too young to know any delinquents at that age.
17:11:35 Piecewise: I mean more in the face.
17:11:35 Devastator: Although it's totally believable that he'll be part-timing at a garage.
17:11:52 Devastator: prominent cheekbones?
17:12:03 Piecewise: something strikes me as sort of strange. Maybe the upturned nose.
17:12:08 Devastator: Probably some makeup on them.
17:12:27 Devastator: Also too carefully groomed, really.
17:12:36 Devastator: Always an issue with movies.
17:12:56 Piecewise: he's carefully disheveled
17:13:09 Devastator: Ahh, cheap 'murican beer cans. And depictions of homeless where they have homes and don't need to carry all their stuff.
17:13:14 Piecewise: Very slow moving meteor eh?
17:13:29 Devastator: well, you wouldn't want to kill the blob.
17:14:28 Devastator: This guy had some fun.
17:14:46 Devastator: Gotta be enjoyable to put on a face like that.
17:15:20 Piecewise: HEY REVERAND YOU HERE TO WATCH ME BUY CONDOMS FOR MY MAGNUM DONG?!
17:15:39 Devastator: Well, this guy's dead.
17:16:18 Devastator: Stick your stick in it.
17:16:43 Piecewise: Hmm this meteor is filled with jello
17:16:55 Piecewise: "Don't eat with your face"
17:17:41 Devastator: I remember being carded for a movie exactly once.
17:18:30 Devastator: The letterman jackets must make costuming easy. You just need like six of them.
17:19:57 Devastator: What is he fixing, anyway?
17:20:03 Devastator: His bike looked ok.
17:20:18 Piecewise: the...one big bolt that holds the thing together I guess?
17:20:28 Devastator: Maybe his belt came off.
17:20:45 Piecewise: and he needed something else to hold up his pants?
17:21:52 Devastator:
ER-level doctoring there.
17:22:03 Devastator: I'd say Mook, but the track record there has been pretty good, honestly.
17:22:18 Devastator: Get in the car, McFly.
17:22:24 Piecewise: We have a dying homeless man here guys
17:22:42 Devastator: and the homeless aren't people, dontcha know?
17:23:44 Devastator: Did someone make this set who has never seen a hospital?
17:23:48 Piecewise:
Dev suddenly from Wisconsin
17:24:01 Devastator: You have heard my voice..
17:24:08 Devastator: if you didn't know, where would you guess?
17:24:23 Piecewise: I can't place a location based on the voice honestly
17:24:47 Devastator: Had fun talking to tourists for years about that.. would see if they could guess.
17:24:58 Devastator: "Here" wasn't what they expected. ;-p
17:25:21 Devastator: Did nobody even look at the arm?
17:25:32 Piecewise: yeah just stick him in a room
17:25:53 Devastator: Spent all the money on globes.
17:26:12 Devastator: Why the hell there's a globe in what supposed to be some kind of 'clinic' I'll never know.
17:26:28 Devastator: Yes, real quote marks there.
17:26:35 Devastator: and the alleged doctor.
17:26:42 Devastator: "We have some kind of serious malpractice here."
17:26:42 Piecewise: Hey nurse, get me a fucking bucket
17:27:13 Piecewise: that escalated quickly
17:27:23 Devastator: the bodies are hitting the floor.
17:27:46 Piecewise: didn't even get the chance to use those condoms
17:28:34 Devastator: Why the hell aren't you calling in more help? I mean, the bodes are weird as fuck, and there's acid burns all over the place.
17:28:41 Piecewise: Put out an APB for an angry jello mold
17:29:09 Devastator: Clearly Sherriff Hat and Officer Mustache are all we need.
17:29:13 Piecewise: are we really gonna blame a melted man on capt. mullet
17:29:38 Devastator: Of course! There aren't any black guys in the town, except for the mechanic, and he's too mean for us to handle.
17:29:54 Piecewise: Ah, stock date rapist man
17:30:07 Devastator: ..although, to be fair, I do know a guy who could melt someone in acid.
17:30:14 Devastator: I'm impressed at his dedication to the trade.
17:30:24 Devastator: I mean, this isn't one of those casual date rapists.
17:31:17 Devastator: okay, countown to blob eating this guy, in..
17:31:26 Piecewise: very dedicated to the craft
17:32:36 Piecewise: I like how he yells "VICKY!"
17:32:41 Piecewise: like she's choosing to do this
17:33:00 Devastator: I think someone's done that movie already, though.
17:33:18 Piecewise: that guy looks familiar
17:33:22 Devastator: "Tentacle monster assumes form of woman, eats people."
17:33:34 Piecewise: was Species a tentacle monster?
17:33:47 Devastator: ..Is that the same person who played Pulaski on Star Trek?
17:33:48 Piecewise: species was one with sexy lady that murdered because she was alien right?
17:33:59 Devastator: I don't think so? More Alien-esque than tentacle monster, IIRC.
17:34:05 Devastator: I'm sure someone's done it, thoguh.
17:34:35 Devastator: I think it was more half-alien Riply as monster instead of hero.
17:35:09 Devastator: What else was he in?
17:35:16 Piecewise: was in sandlot, cobra, field of dreams
17:35:54 Piecewise: Hey mullet, how you eat that guy?
17:36:17 Devastator: Looks like lots of bit pieces and schlock movies.
17:36:22 Piecewise: that guy is in robocob wasn't he?
17:36:26 Devastator: I mean, you look awfully skinny for someone snacking on people.
17:36:54 Piecewise: hides all the weight in his mullet
17:37:25 Piecewise: sheriff is oddly reasonable
17:37:35 Devastator: Did nobody secure the scene?
17:37:56 Piecewise: Hey...she didn't feed the meter
17:38:13 Piecewise: I wonder if her car will be towed
17:38:21 Piecewise: that would be a good set up
17:38:52 Devastator: They might tow her for blocking the street sweeper..
17:39:37 Devastator: One day someone will cast high-school aged people as high-schoolers, and the world will forever be different.
17:39:57 Piecewise: high schoolers and kids generally aren't great actors
17:39:59 Devastator: Well, there's the movie tagline.
17:40:05 Devastator: It'll be hilarious.
17:40:22 Devastator: It's also your screen directions for this scene.
17:41:38 Piecewise: I wonder what that box of lights is
17:43:06 Devastator: Might be able to tell with another look.
17:43:10 Devastator: yeah, won't end well this.
17:43:31 Devastator: get the sulpuric acid..
17:44:47 Devastator: It'll never get in here.
17:44:53 Devastator: That door's made of wood!
17:44:54 Piecewise: some interesting projection effects for it on the ceiling and stuff
17:45:09 Devastator: probably just flipped it.
17:45:15 Devastator: blob was floor, floor was made ceiling.
17:45:29 Piecewise: its miniatures and upside down
17:45:35 Piecewise: but still interesting
17:45:40 Piecewise: practical effects are fun
17:45:51 Piecewise: Oh now she loves him
17:45:59 Devastator: Where are you anyway?
17:46:02 Piecewise: diner lady not looking great
17:46:15 Devastator: they don't have mysterious random rooms.
17:46:27 Piecewise: well it was a freezer
17:46:37 Devastator: A freezer with wooden doors?
17:47:04 Piecewise: that phonebooth effect was nasty
17:47:41 Devastator: Just go out the back door, guys.
17:47:56 Piecewise: "The front door is locked"
17:48:05 Devastator: or you can go out the back.
17:48:31 Piecewise: that reverend has a giant ass bible.
17:48:42 Devastator: It's his beatin' bible.
17:48:51 Piecewise: Blob don't have very good eyesight
17:48:59 Piecewise: or it can't see holy men
17:49:03 Devastator: Needs a buff spell.
17:50:41 Devastator: Magic purple crystals.
17:51:00 Devastator: if you eat them, you will become.. the blob. ;-p
17:51:19 Piecewise: Tale of the average american. we call it "The blob"
17:53:03 Devastator: The most unbelievable thing.
17:53:25 Devastator: Unless this happens every week, it'll be like sixty days for them to get anyone together like this.
17:53:44 Piecewise: Unless they knew about stuff before hand...
17:53:55 Devastator: Yeah.. hence the every week thing.
17:55:01 Piecewise: OH NO THE HEDGE TRIMMER KILLER!
17:56:03 Devastator: This is one long night.
17:56:21 Devastator: I mean, movies after the late night cafe closes?
17:57:19 Devastator: ..everone screams, nobody runs.
17:57:48 Devastator: AND THE NEXT GUY doesn't run either!
17:59:09 Devastator: Seriously, dude. You've seen a guy get sucked down a town water pipe. Skepticism is warranted, but how nonplussed can you be?
17:59:34 Devastator: Royal Canadian Mounties?
17:59:45 Piecewise: Roseheart is posting patreon links on discord
18:00:29 Devastator: Dammit, that's still going on?
18:00:36 Piecewise: I dont' know why he constantly tries to make money off shit like this
18:00:48 Piecewise: his stuff is always completely transparent too
18:00:54 Devastator: Time for a ban, then.
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18:01:39 Devastator: oh god, I'm a taxpayer, I pay your salary.
18:01:59 Devastator: Nobody has ever said that who wasn't an asshole.
18:02:08 Radio_Controlled: Hello people.
18:02:19 Devastator: We're watching the blob.
18:02:25 Radio_Controlled: Watching the movie in here as well?
18:02:48 Piecewise: blob melted a lady's face
18:02:54 Devastator: These are some pretty nifty effects.
18:03:07 Piecewise: and here we see the jacket setup
18:03:36 Devastator: Not the one where they hide in a freezer and the jacket saves the kid's life?
18:03:43 Piecewise: why would you have an alley that leads nowhere
18:04:01 Devastator: ..Old town, got bricked up, nobody owns that plot of land?
18:04:10 Radio_Controlled: That's stabbers alley.
18:04:19 Radio_Controlled: Where they do their stabbing.
18:04:21 Devastator: The unbelievable part is trash cans in it. Broken pallets? Perfectly normal.
18:04:28 Devastator: trash cans get moved, though.
18:04:39 Devastator: and no discarded appliances.
18:04:49 Piecewise: maybe it opens up on the other end?
18:04:58 Piecewise: blind alley I think those are called
18:05:03 Devastator: maybe a metal gate or somethign.
18:05:24 Piecewise: see, thats how they knew to come get it
18:06:07 Radio_Controlled: Ah, a hard man doing hard things while hard.
18:06:09 Piecewise: WE'll FIGHT THEM WITH ANGRY GOO!
18:06:16 Devastator: Hard things that are stupid.
18:06:46 Devastator: Also contrary to the principles of MAD.
18:07:00 Devastator: You don't want to mess up that balance. Improved weapons, sure, but don't change the game or everyone might die.
18:07:15 Radio_Controlled: I'm sure the blob could catch ICBM's.
18:07:27 Devastator: At that point it won't matter.. ;-p
18:07:38 Devastator: well, maybe my catbird could do that. ;-p
18:07:57 Radio_Controlled: Just catch it with a tentacle and chuck it back.
18:07:59 Piecewise: we've seen it can't handle a freezer
18:08:10 Piecewise: so maybe using it on russia is a bad idea
18:08:15 Piecewise: I've heard its cold there
18:08:17 Radio_Controlled: Or at whatever nation called it fat.
18:08:32 Devastator: We must use it to threaten.. Brazil!
18:09:03 Radio_Controlled: Use it on the middle east.
18:09:07 Devastator: This is reminding me of salaryman godzilla.
18:09:18 Radio_Controlled: Then render down the excess fat into oil, so you won't even lose access to that.
18:09:32 Devastator: bike, soldiers, helicopters..
18:10:12 Devastator: They need the duke nukem freezethrowers.
18:11:02 Radio_Controlled: Are the mooks in those sewers dead, or superdead?
18:11:03 Radio_Controlled: Place your bets!
18:11:21 Devastator: I think it depends on running time.
18:11:29 Devastator: there might be a fakeout.
18:12:20 Devastator: The real question, how the hell any of these three survive.
18:12:23 Radio_Controlled: That blob is gonna get into trouble with child protection services.
18:13:07 Radio_Controlled: Another one bites the dust.
18:13:28 Devastator: Ahh, fresh mook sacrifice.
18:13:39 Piecewise: cannon ball into poojuice
18:14:36 Devastator: Bigass sewer, unless protagonists are trying to find each other.
18:15:38 Radio_Controlled: Now he's just being petty.
18:16:15 Piecewise: push that manhole cover over it
18:16:29 Piecewise: they parked a car on it but...still
18:16:40 Devastator: manholes are pretty heavy, actually.
18:17:15 Devastator: I wouldn't want my life to depend on me pushing one up from below.
18:18:06 Devastator: good job, asshole, now the blob is going to get out that way.
18:19:48 Devastator: It's actually a plot point?
18:20:24 Piecewise: yeah just shoot into the hole
18:22:47 Piecewise: suddenly the priest has that end of the world hard on
18:23:18 Radio_Controlled: Decent effects, surprisingly.
18:23:18 Devastator: well, there's a flamethrower.
18:23:33 Devastator: But if this is a government thing, where the hell is the air force?
18:23:48 Piecewise: well, they wanted it alive before remember
18:23:56 Piecewise: also they didn't know it was gonna be a big blob
18:24:00 Piecewise: they assumed just virus
18:24:20 Piecewise: like that one movie....Andromeda strain
18:24:44 Radio_Controlled: He's only half the man he used to be now.
18:25:21 Piecewise: they don't skimp on the gore do they?
18:25:26 Devastator: Nice convienent truck, that.
18:25:48 Devastator: Need some liquid nitrogen.
18:25:53 Piecewise: truck just gets casually slapped away.
18:26:27 Devastator: delinquent hijacks truck.
18:26:48 Piecewise: he's delinquent, not an idiot
18:26:56 Devastator: He's also an idito.
18:27:10 Devastator: didn't he crash his bike and almost badly hurt himself alone in the woods at the start of the movie?
18:27:11 Piecewise: ok well he understands the usefulness of a seatbelt when ramming
18:27:44 Devastator: There's the liquid nitrogen.
18:28:15 Piecewise: heh, froze it quick and easy
18:28:49 Devastator: There was snow this year.
18:29:35 Radio_Controlled: WHAT A CALLBACK.
18:30:47 Devastator: After that night you get to be a whisky priest.
18:31:05 Devastator: and have a bit of the blob, of course.
18:34:33 Radio_Controlled: I vote for living dead.
18:38:59 Piecewise: let me know when you're ready
18:40:38 Radio_Controlled: Said so in discord. Man, too many channels.
18:41:16 Devastator: Another blast from the past.
18:41:40 Devastator: I'm liking the theme.
18:42:10 Radio_Controlled: I like that song.
18:42:19 Devastator: Wow, that guys angry.
18:42:30 Piecewise: he's also the t-1000 from terminator
18:42:43 Devastator: Should call him that.
18:42:53 Piecewise: Robert Paterson I think?
18:42:55 Devastator: Assume he's the T-1000 and not a person.
18:44:01 Piecewise: and spangler from malcom in the middle
18:44:04 Piecewise: if people remember that
18:44:07 Devastator: anti football movie.
18:44:20 Devastator: I have successfully managed to avoid seeing Malcolm in the Middle.
18:45:00 Piecewise: lady has like 9 degrees
18:45:33 Radio_Controlled: I saw a bit of that show.
18:46:04 Devastator: Not wasting much time.
18:46:09 Devastator: and yeah, totally the T-1000.
18:46:29 Devastator: that box was probably a PA system.
18:46:31 Radio_Controlled: You look so pretty I could just stab you.
18:47:26 Piecewise: he's a rapist he's just really bad at it
18:47:37 Devastator: Not like the professional in the last movie.
18:48:03 Devastator: now.. lick your blood off your hand.
18:48:21 Radio_Controlled: Stop giving away her position you idiot.
18:48:24 Devastator: I will say, school faculty members killing each other is a new twist for me.
18:48:52 Devastator: I can't remember seeing that one before.
18:49:47 Devastator: THAT's what's wrong with it.
18:50:04 Devastator: Since everyone's actors, none of these people have tattoos. Even when they really should have.
18:50:27 Radio_Controlled: They misspelled 'Frodo'.
18:50:39 Devastator: Man, lots of effort for us to remember these names I'll never remember.
18:51:31 Devastator: heh, and then they show someone with one. Like someone mentioned that in shooting.
18:52:40 Devastator: Ahh, principal burnout.
18:53:45 Devastator: There's another tippling flask.
18:54:09 Radio_Controlled: I will just call the Hobbit Frodo. That's all the names I'm remembering.
18:54:16 Piecewise: john stewart in this
18:56:45 Radio_Controlled: That name rings a bell.
18:56:56 Piecewise: daily show host for decades
18:58:52 Piecewise: This cheerleader is terrible
18:59:00 Devastator: Also, that stadium doesn't seem particularly expensive.
18:59:03 Piecewise: hope she eats it particularly badly
18:59:51 Devastator: It's one step up from the one at my school, and we basically only had indoor sports.
19:00:21 Radio_Controlled: Metal Gear High school.
19:00:37 Devastator: No infinite ammo bandana?
19:03:50 Piecewise: stick your dick in there
19:06:14 Devastator: Did anyone's high school have functioning showers?
19:06:27 Devastator: Is it a normal thing in other places?
19:07:41 Devastator: Where did he get that camera?
19:09:48 Piecewise: she pointed out his archetype
19:10:28 Devastator: saves time that way.
19:11:12 Radio_Controlled: Hobbitses getting his flirt on.
19:11:50 Devastator: Yeah, they're big on that.
19:11:58 Devastator: This is pretty good stuff so far, actually.
19:12:29 Piecewise: good actors help with a silly plot
19:13:14 Devastator: That was well shot, actually.
19:13:25 Devastator: and they're acting fairly believably.
19:14:31 Radio_Controlled: "Ok kids, what you just saw is called 'erotic rolepplaying'."
19:14:45 Devastator: I wonder if that was scripted..
19:14:56 Radio_Controlled: And then it turns into a 'very special episode'~
19:15:40 Piecewise: I mean...why would they leave the body there after it was found?
19:15:55 Devastator: There might be blood or something around.
19:16:02 Devastator: and the cops would probably show up fairly quickly.
19:16:13 Radio_Controlled: Those aliens are pretty good at this thing.
19:16:14 Piecewise: eh, he had time to go get his parents
19:16:40 Devastator: This is the plot to Animorphs.
19:16:41 Radio_Controlled: Good cover story, all things considered.
19:17:01 Piecewise: You think he'll morph into a hobbit?
19:17:20 Devastator: Well, all we need is a blue centaur to show up, and it's Animorphs.
19:19:19 Devastator: ..This is literally animorphs without the animorphs.
19:19:26 Devastator: and a bit more horror.
19:19:45 Piecewise: its also invasion of the body snatchers
19:20:09 Devastator: Just.. the specifics of the school, the character archetypes, etc.
19:20:09 Piecewise: I can taste the early 90's in this
19:20:22 Piecewise: his little walking robot, the random music like this
19:20:42 Radio_Controlled: I feel the 90s overtaking me.
19:21:24 Devastator: The fact that it isn't orange and blue?
19:23:24 Piecewise: its hard to say exactly why
19:26:11 Devastator: Colours, no cuts shorter than two seconds, odd sounds.
19:28:10 Devastator: eat me you asshole.
19:28:31 Piecewise: is that mila jovavich
19:28:53 Radio_Controlled: Let's say yes just in case.
19:28:59 Radio_Controlled: Honorary Jonovitch.
19:31:09 Radio_Controlled: Ooh, goth girl knows her stuff.
19:31:55 Devastator: We think aliens are taking over our school.
19:32:21 Piecewise: puppetmasters was the story where they win via nudism
19:32:50 Piecewise: THis guy's hair is weird
19:33:18 Devastator: but that's how it is with a lot of creative guys.
19:33:25 Devastator: they go around the bend.
19:33:40 Radio_Controlled: And come back swinging.
19:34:02 Radio_Controlled: I would just threaten cometstrikes on capitals.
19:34:07 Radio_Controlled: Is that an option?
19:34:46 Devastator: I'd take over the world the easy way. Buy it.
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19:35:57 Radio_Controlled: But where is the mayhem? The catastrophes?
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19:36:20 Devastator: This is really badass.
19:36:37 Devastator: I mean.. really badass.
19:36:40 Devastator: This isn't average stuff.
19:36:54 Devastator: I wish I'd seen this in theaters.
19:37:12 Radio_Controlled: You did, it was called "lord of the rings".
19:37:57 Devastator: Plus it isn't set in LA.
19:38:01 Piecewise: There are a lot of good actors in here
19:41:22 Devastator: This guy is incredibly practical, though.
19:41:32 Devastator: Gives his mouse up for the cause.
19:41:34 Radio_Controlled: Wait, if the parasites can invade mice...
19:41:53 Radio_Controlled: Then no way are these things staying contained.
19:42:23 Radio_Controlled: Well, gg I guess.
19:42:39 Devastator: Just like they cleaned up every last bit of the blob in the last movie..
19:45:20 Devastator: Not Starcrash amazing, but perfectly good.
19:45:34 Piecewise: What about lifeforce?
19:45:39 Piecewise: the movie about space vampires
19:45:56 Devastator: I have a hard time believeing there's a better
ER movie night movie than Starcrash.
19:46:25 Radio_Controlled: and the Hobbit gets high.
19:46:28 Devastator: That had a freaking amp user.
19:46:30 Radio_Controlled: Big surprise.
19:46:34 Devastator: one pill makes you smaller, indeed.
19:47:26 Devastator: this guy makes better stuff than I expected.
19:47:27 Piecewise: just a bunch of fucking tweeked out kids with guns
19:49:31 Devastator: Why do parasites grant super-strength again?
19:49:45 Piecewise: Guess they just don't care about injury
19:50:48 Devastator: Yeah, but then I'd expect them to be more beat up.
19:51:02 Devastator: This is going to be one weird game.
19:52:22 Piecewise: I like how much the coach likes it
19:52:36 Piecewise: fucking loves it when that guy gets fucked
19:52:53 Devastator: he might have liked that before becoming an alien.
19:53:32 Radio_Controlled: Bluff: Called.
19:54:17 Radio_Controlled: Now let's hope she wasn't infected.
19:54:20 Devastator: This would tottaly make for a better Animorphs.
19:54:44 Radio_Controlled: "I think we made a mistake guys." after icing a woman.
19:54:59 Devastator: rules are now different.
19:55:13 Piecewise: wow she fucking melted
20:00:29 Devastator: hut hut hut hut hut blues brothers.
20:00:44 Devastator: I do like how much they're mocking the guy.
20:01:07 Devastator: It's like the hive mind knows it's doing a bad thing, and needs the validation.
20:02:20 Devastator: And really solid acting.
20:02:27 Devastator: In a terrible movie.
20:02:54 Piecewise: delinquent with a seatbelt
20:02:56 Devastator: Buckle up, motherfuckers.
20:02:59 Devastator: I can see that use.
20:03:26 Devastator: only slightly worse than modern CGI.
20:04:10 Piecewise: far cry from the walking head in thing
20:04:33 Radio_Controlled: Few things stand up to those effects.
20:06:00 Devastator: Indeed, hobbit eats shit.
20:06:47 Devastator: You know, if a queen bee dies the hive can just feed up a relatively fresh larvae as a new queen.
20:06:52 Devastator: Oop, there's dat nudity.
20:07:24 Piecewise: wouldn't be a horror movie without some full frontal
20:07:35 Radio_Controlled: Some species of ant though do rely on the current queen to survive.
20:08:07 Radio_Controlled: If that queen dies, that colony is fucked.
20:08:39 Devastator: Zeke and Hobbit. Nobody else.
20:10:29 Radio_Controlled: Hobbit Vs the World.
20:12:12 Devastator: This can't be safe.
20:14:45 Devastator: Well, that'll be a very weird news report.
20:15:54 Devastator: I can genuinely see that actually happening.
20:16:04 Piecewise: did the alien dissolve
20:16:09 Devastator: Probably not all the way.
20:16:45 Devastator: so who would win, hyperslug there or catbird?
20:17:13 Radio_Controlled: The slug can just infect the catbird?
20:17:15 Devastator: Hot damn, that was Chris Macdonald?
20:17:40 Devastator: You're bang on about the cast.
20:17:51 Piecewise: heh, john with eyepatch and bandages
20:18:46 Piecewise: his eyepatch was on the wrong eye too
20:18:53 Piecewise: so I guess its unrelated
20:18:54 Devastator: ..No, it was the left, wasn't it?
20:19:01 Devastator: he got it in his left eye.
20:20:21 Piecewise: CHOOSE OUR NEXT MOVIE
20:23:48 Piecewise: looks like return of the living dead
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20:31:13 Piecewise: Its all true I tellsya!
20:31:41 Devastator: What was that date?
20:32:42 Devastator: God, I miss when movies had colour.
20:33:09 Devastator: This is hilarious, though.
20:34:17 Devastator: Right at home, then.
20:34:57 Devastator: Well, we had peak 90s.
20:35:11 Piecewise: complete with 80's punks
20:35:36 Devastator: ..I think I've read that book.
20:36:38 Devastator: This office is amazingly 80s.
20:37:22 Devastator: block wall, corkboard, wood panels, timesheet cabenet, shelves, postings, mini-fridge..
20:37:44 Piecewise: calendar with a topless lady
20:37:51 Devastator: Although he should have more than two timesheets, and they're sitting in the reverse positions.
20:38:29 Devastator: Just oozes authenticity.
20:38:43 Devastator: Whenever I see movies these days they're about fantastic locations with no contact with reality.
20:38:47 Piecewise: set up the third step
20:39:05 Devastator: In these old movies they do the same thing for most places, but then they have offices like that that are utterly convincing.
20:39:41 Devastator: We need the Ghostbusters music now.
20:39:44 Devastator: Who you gonna call?
20:45:23 Devastator: Resurrection Cemetary.
20:45:23 Piecewise: someone graffiti'd "No future" on a graveyard door
20:45:25 Devastator: No illusions, this movie.
20:45:54 Devastator: I ain't never seen a graveyard before?
20:46:07 Piecewise: I've seen them but never been in one I think
20:47:36 Devastator: I am suprised these guys are still alive.
20:47:55 Devastator: I thought that would be the last we saw of them.
20:48:01 Devastator: "Lets not tell anyone, we might get in trouble."
20:49:07 Piecewise: butterflies are flapping too
20:49:14 Radio_Controlled: Yeah, thought they would be dead.
20:51:03 Piecewise: ah here are the boobs
20:52:19 Devastator: He's been in so much stuff.
20:52:24 Devastator: but I don't know his name.
20:52:59 Devastator: The new guy who came in.
20:54:02 Devastator: make the new guy open the lock.
20:54:30 Devastator: This isn't as good as the last one.
20:55:12 Radio_Controlled: Funny though.
20:55:26 Devastator: Why weren't they able to hold him down anymore?
20:55:59 Radio_Controlled: Maybe they loosened their grip cause they thought it was dead?
20:57:17 Piecewise: just...staying naked
20:57:43 Devastator: Definately a step down.
20:57:46 Radio_Controlled: All these people just suck so much.
20:58:10 Devastator: Yeah, not the equal of the last batch of actors.
20:58:48 Devastator: They made those shitty characters live.
21:03:57 Devastator: slapstick zombies are only about 40% zombies.
21:04:05 Devastator: that is, 40% quality. ;-p
21:06:24 Devastator: Okay, that's funny.
21:06:33 Devastator: Asking for a bribe here.
21:07:03 Piecewise: Does it look like I'm in the zombie disposal business boys?
21:07:24 Piecewise: Is there a sign on my lawn that says "Zombie storage?"
21:08:40 Devastator: That's some chemical.
21:10:12 Radio_Controlled: Redhead ain't so punky anymore.
21:10:56 Devastator: Nudity is a lot more appealing where it doesn't get cold.
21:12:44 Devastator: welp, that took about as long as expected.
21:12:52 Devastator: table zombie is up now too.
21:13:01 Devastator: so two zombies become four zombies.
21:13:18 Piecewise: they really did a lot of detail on the sets
21:13:29 Devastator: way better than the actors, sadly.
21:13:35 Devastator: Around here there would be cribbage.
21:15:20 Devastator: "Why does it smell like spray deodorant?"
21:15:44 Devastator: Years before left 4 Dead.
21:16:39 Devastator: Not too bad a puppet.
21:16:45 Radio_Controlled: Wow, smart zombie.
21:16:53 Piecewise: I think thats just a guy in a suit
21:17:04 Devastator: I think some scenes are a guy in a suit.
21:18:04 Piecewise: I think only closeups on the face are animatronics
21:18:23 Devastator: I thought the one jerky movement scene before trying to go up stairs was a puppet.
21:18:51 Piecewise: nah, think that was on purpose
21:18:59 Piecewise: intentionally moving strangely
21:20:10 Devastator: How low does BP need to be to not normally register on hand equipment?
21:21:32 Devastator: Pretty good chem, to regenerate eyeballs.
21:25:16 Piecewise: right through the window
21:25:45 Devastator: They shouldn't leave those trampolines outside the windows.
21:29:10 Devastator: So this is where that's from.
21:31:36 Devastator: This is a relatively nonstandard interpretation of zombification.
21:31:50 Piecewise: they explain more as it goes on
21:31:57 Devastator: You're alive, still yourself, but the body is locking up.
21:35:34 Devastator: Makes as much sense as anything else.
21:35:43 Devastator: Give em some drugs.
21:40:21 Piecewise: another order please~
21:40:59 Devastator: I think next time they send about fifty guys.
21:45:31 Piecewise: luckily once you realize that brains work for pain killing you seem to get better
21:46:45 Devastator: Just lose that pesky humanity.
21:48:26 Piecewise: heck of a will on that guy
21:48:28 Devastator: well, there we go, a genuinely good scene.
21:49:00 Devastator: pretty smart zombies.
21:49:04 Devastator: Guess who comes next?
21:54:23 Devastator: Why didn't you call us right away?
21:54:32 Devastator: "Because everyone there were being bloody idiots."
21:54:55 Devastator: so, here come the bombers.
21:56:23 Devastator: Shoulda called 'em right away.
21:56:34 Devastator: they wouldn't have went for the nukes if it was like three bodies.
21:56:55 Devastator: ..although this is odd.
21:57:06 Devastator: damn cgi, should have just shot a B-52.
21:58:27 Devastator: Aww. I think it would have been better with everyone dead. ;-p
21:59:22 Devastator: I think I might skip the next one. Get myself some food and some drinks. Take a break.
22:01:22 Devastator: Also, was talking with
RC, and apparantly perks were supposed to be a thing in Cabal, for taking over territory and such.
22:01:57 Devastator: If we complete the current job succesfully, could we talk about that sometime?
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22:30:58 MJ: oh a dubs and a
RC. rare indeed
22:31:48 Radio_Controlled: You missed some movies, but they're picking it back up in like 90-ish minutes I think.
22:32:09 MJ: Cool, where we watching? IRC?
22:32:38 Radio_Controlled: Discord is also involved, if you wanna try and dual-chat.
22:32:55 Radio_Controlled: Mostly old horror flicks.
22:34:02 Radio_Controlled: Not sure, I was here for blob, faculty and return of the living dead.
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22:40:41 MJ: hmm, I might be around. I'm unsure what my plans are
22:40:46 Radio_Controlled: How is school going, you managing to keep up with the courseload?
22:44:34 MJ: It's going way better than last semester.
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22:45:27 Radio_Controlled: Ah, good to hear. Guess you're becoming more experienced with the whole system.
23:10:49 Radio_Controlled: Well, i should be off.
23:10:57 Radio_Controlled: Got a lot to do tomorrow.
23:11:06 Radio_Controlled: Have fun with the movie night guys.
23:12:58 Devastator: Movie night is going pretty good. Not sure what's next.. took a break.
23:13:08 Devastator: I think dubs may be taking a break too, or just rolling the next one on Discord.
23:14:33 MJ: what have you watched so far?
23:15:31 Devastator: blob, Faculty, and Return of the Living Dead.
23:15:38 Devastator: Faculty is actually really enjoyable.
23:15:52 Devastator: Terrible, terrible script, but top-notch actors.
23:16:01 Devastator: Hero is Elijah Wood, so the hobbit jokes came.
23:23:05 Devastator: I do agree with
syv that it can be hit-or-miss, but it's been enjoyable so far.
23:23:48 Devastator: "I'm confused. I can see the necessity of wearing briefs to a debriefing but why attend a briefing if you are not going commando?"
23:24:08 MJ: .....I can't argue with that logi
23:27:42 Piecewise: 30 minutes till next movie
23:31:42 Piecewise: no one has voted yet
23:33:49 Devastator: don't want another zombie following the last zombie.
23:40:46 Devastator: any more questions for birdgame before the next movie starts?
23:41:44 MJ: Is there a particular behavior that is specific to birdculture that dunkus could perform?
23:42:23 MJ: Or specific bit of indoformation most birds know but other culture groups wouldnt?
23:43:17 Devastator: You want something local to your town, something local to birds on this side of the world, or something for all birds everywhere?
23:43:52 MJ: something for all birds everywhere. If the other birds seem to reciprocate it then he'll just get more specific
23:45:39 Devastator: Well, you talk about the alliance with the humans, because of the alliance to the lizards, and get nothing.
23:45:58 Devastator: You also get some of those quizzical looks when you say 'humans.'
23:46:17 MJ: Hmm, mention something specific to my hometown.
23:47:13 Devastator: Same thing. You even get an odd look talking about the traditional-style homes, which is damn weird because everyone knows that your kind of birds have been using cliff dwellings whenever possible for all history.
23:47:38 MJ: hmmm, intresting. Are they familiar with non traditional style homes/
23:48:00 MJ: Dunkus isn't the smartest but he likes to talk.
23:49:11 Devastator: Okay, that's weird.
23:49:24 Devastator: Everyone's just kinda real vague about all that.
23:49:41 Devastator: like they have homes, but there aren't any details. No girlfriends, no family, no occupations, no kids..
23:49:45 Devastator: Just like real vague.
23:51:37 MJ: dubs what movie are people doing?
23:52:38 Devastator: Anyway, as soon as it seems like you want it to, night comes and you get ready for the next morning.
23:55:16 MJ: cool. morning is the attack correct?
23:56:21 Devastator: if you want to retcon in more questions and such, or even a bit of flying around, that's fine.
23:56:49 Devastator: Just the white cube things.
23:56:54 Devastator: They seem to take more than one a day.
23:57:04 Devastator: You do remember they were refreshing in that way.
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