ERLOG 2019-03-25

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02:00:12 ER: butterfly certainly earns being the first boss introduced with a proper cutscene :P
02:02:38 syv: I think that's technically Genichiro.
02:09:54 ER: stupid bull
02:10:12 ER: stupid genichiro
02:10:18 ER: stupid arm
02:10:33 ER: stupid heir
02:10:48 syv: Can't beat the flame cow?
02:10:59 syv: Do feathers work on it?
02:11:28 ER: can't seem to land the secondary hit with it. Guess it's a reliable dodge though
02:11:41 ER: only really tried the bull once tho
02:11:58 ER: I'm just frustrated that I can't immediately kill it :P
02:18:04 Piecewise_: Does the bull have a second pip?
02:18:15 ER: don't think so
02:18:27 Piecewise_: yeah, its kind of a weird boss
02:18:38 ER: then again butterfly has only one pip yet apparently involves multiple phases so
02:18:51 Piecewise_: indeed
02:19:05 ER: game fuckin lies
02:19:47 Piecewise_: I was all with Sekiro until the aliens showed up wearing asian man masks and started saying "YES YES GOOD GAME YOU RIKE, BLOODBORNE 2 ONLY ON EPIC STORE"
02:20:31 ER: I thought that happened from the start
02:20:49 ER: you must just have wierd rng, they show up about every fourth death
02:21:23 Piecewise_: you beat mr. "I'm drunk on poison"
02:21:27 Piecewise_: ?
02:21:48 ER: ye
02:22:30 ER: almost beat him once, then beat him pretty handilly the next time.
02:22:48 ER: I made sure to thin out the adds first, of course.
02:24:12 syv: Oh, to land the feather teleport counter, I find it easiest to just use my martial art (which is the spinning vertical slash attack that dodges sweeps) immediately upon coming out of it.
02:24:35 syv: Dodge, hold forward+block, just tap attack immediately upon becoming visible. Practically autohit in general.
02:29:27 ER: levi op
02:37:41 syv: ...?
02:37:55 syv: Levi is a spinning horizontal slash.
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02:43:29 Piecewise__: I'm still missing one fucking prosthetic tool.
02:44:35 Piecewise_ has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds]
02:54:55 ER: stoooopid boar
03:00:13 ER: *grumble grumble*
03:01:38 ER: this is pretty much animal abuse: the boss fight
03:02:11 ER: firstly, someone tied some burning shit to bigass bull's head to make it panic and run around.
03:02:57 ER: secondly, I'm trying to kill it by startling it with fireworks and then slicing its legs repeatedly until it's worn down enough to handle.
03:16:52 syv: "Oh, this enemy detects me when I get within three feet of him, even if I'm crouched, so I can't sneak attack him. Oh, but I have that limited-use stealth buff sugar! That should let me get close enough to stealth attack him, giving the stuff an actual use!"
03:17:01 syv: Nope, he detects me at the same distance.
03:17:21 ER: I have like 22 of those things
03:17:45 syv: So there's a buff which buffs an ability that's already more than good enough to stealth attack everyone in the game, except for people who are immune to even buffed stealth,
03:17:50 ER: ...only candy reliably gettable yet, annoyingly.
03:17:54 syv: Fabulous balancing there.
03:18:44 ER: maybe it's for dummies who didn't buy suppress presence~
03:30:20 syv: But you pretty much have to buy that to progress in the shinobi tree. :\
03:30:32 ER: yup!
03:31:00 ER: "sneaking is dumb, I'll never use this"
03:35:11 Piecewise__: Sneaking OP
03:36:07 Piecewise__: Alright
03:36:15 Piecewise__: source of divine confetti found
03:36:25 syv: Well, beat lone swordsman finally. You *can* deathblow him, with an aerial.
03:36:36 Piecewise__: heh
03:36:45 Piecewise__: I beat him the old fashion way
03:37:34 Piecewise__: after 10 tries I suddenly reached perfection and murdered him without a single heal
03:37:51 Piecewise__: anyways
03:37:58 Piecewise__: time to try and kill a headless or two
03:39:48 Devastator: zug zug.
03:40:10 Devastator: Yeah, that's sad syv.
03:49:41 Devastator: it should at least let you get closer.
03:50:00 Devastator: and even if there's some enemies immune to stealth, there should be someone in the level where the buff item matters.
03:51:20 syv: I'm guessing it just reduces stealth from "requires some care and patience" to "Ehh try and avoid standing in front of people."
03:51:41 syv: So it matters, but only if you're speedrunning or bad. Or didn't get the basic stealth upgrade, as Egan said.
03:52:48 Piecewise__: Huh
03:52:59 Piecewise__: headless doesn't drop what I thought it would
03:53:35 Piecewise__: Also
03:53:39 ER: did it drop a head
03:53:41 Piecewise__: that fucking headless grab is insane
03:53:48 ER: just dodge lol
03:53:48 Piecewise__: I won't spoil it
03:54:02 Devastator: hmm?
03:54:02 Piecewise__: Not the difficulty of dodging it, what it entails
03:54:12 Piecewise__: what the grab DOES
03:54:22 Devastator: 200% damage?
03:54:33 Devastator: does your head go onto the headless?
04:06:20 syv: Found Mr. NYYYYEEEEEOOOOOOWWW
04:06:31 ER: nyow
04:06:38 syv: Hits hard, but not actually all that dangerous.
04:06:44 Piecewise__: he's funny though
04:07:23 Piecewise__: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOW
04:07:28 Piecewise__: *Explosion*
04:07:59 Piecewise__: oh god this pit has a lot of mean things in it
04:08:30 Devastator: heh
04:09:05 syv: Jesus are there a ton of these guys though.
04:11:56 Devastator: oh?
04:12:02 Devastator wishes one of you was streaming.
04:12:16 ER: not playing
04:12:31 ER: need to cool down till I'm good at the game again :P
04:12:58 Devastator: fair 'nuff.
04:13:07 Devastator: when I was a kid I could do one battletoads play a day.
04:13:12 Devastator: More never was any good.
04:13:52 Devastator: gotta reload.
04:27:36 syv: I found Samurai bro from the Jozou fight, the same guy I managed to save the life of by doing it quick. I had a backstab opportunity, but I didn't want to kill him, so I ran in front of him to say hi.
04:27:55 syv: He immediately started attacking me and killed me. I got back up and backstabbed him.
04:28:07 syv: Ungrateful jackass.
04:28:37 syv: ...He didn't respawn either, so I guess he really did appear here just because I saved him.
04:28:40 ER: I love how "i got back up and rekt him" is a core game mechanic
04:28:55 Devastator: heh.
04:29:11 Devastator: lemme guess.
04:29:15 Devastator: the horse is going to betray you next.
04:29:43 syv: Nope, there's a bunch of clones of him in the next room.
04:30:01 syv: Ashina has an army of clone samurai I guess.
04:30:30 Devastator: Oh, so maybe that was just a clone and not the guy you saved.
04:33:00 syv: "Your thrusts are unguardable" my ass.
04:33:05 syv: Oh damn it.
04:33:35 syv: He didn't respawn because I didn't rest, so I didn't get MY respawn back, so I just lost almost a thousand gold planning to respawn,
04:34:16 Devastator: heh.
04:34:20 Devastator: I thought gold was worthless?
04:34:21 ER: remember to rest :P
04:35:51 syv: I'm too used to DaS, where you autorest if you touch the bonfire. :(
04:36:05 ER: gotta press a mate
04:36:07 Devastator: You mean it lets you not rest when you bonfire?
04:36:09 Devastator: Sweet.
04:36:26 ER: on the bright side you can get skills and shit without resetting enemies
04:41:22 syv: Unseen Aid!
04:41:32 ER: yes
04:41:36 syv: Cannon blasted me off a rooftop while low on HP, instakill.
04:41:44 syv: For once it procced when very nice.
04:42:12 ER: thank you budda
04:46:28 syv: Hmm. Prosthetic katana.
04:46:54 syv: I like this moveset, but it costs so many Spirit emblems. :(
04:47:11 ER: sounds redundant!
04:50:52 syv: Redundancy can be very good.
04:54:00 syv: Finally found the eavesdrop for the merchant who wants to sell to Ashina.
04:56:18 Devastator: sell what?
04:56:24 Devastator: Can you sell yourself to someone?
04:58:55 syv: He wants to know what they need, so he can buy it up and resell to them at an exorbitant rate.
04:59:02 syv: Not to my knowledge.
04:59:24 syv: Piecewise__ would know if there's any prostitution options, though.
05:10:36 Devastator eyebrow waggles.
05:15:20 Piecewise__: I mean
05:15:29 Piecewise__: I am putting a lot of liquor into this doctor lady
05:16:01 syv: Sekiro can apparently parry a shotgun blast with his katana.
05:16:22 syv: I'm sorry, did I say shotgun? Because it's a cannon loaded with grapeshot.
05:16:25 ER: o course
05:16:42 ER: he ninja
05:17:12 Devastator: damn.
05:20:19 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_0L89UBj38
05:20:24 Devastator: Okay, that's hilarious.
05:35:20 syv: I found a woman who appears to be using a magazine-fed muzzleloader with a higher ammo capacity than modern assault rifles.
05:35:35 syv: I've seen her reload precisely once.
05:35:52 Devastator: She applied the many worlds cosmology to her gun.
05:35:57 ER: using .22s obviously~
05:35:59 Devastator: Someone else has to do all the loading.
05:57:05 Devastator: Hehe.
06:11:07 Piecewise__: Fighting last boss
06:11:39 Piecewise__: accidently jump off a cliff
06:11:42 Piecewise__: dang
06:24:37 Devastator: Oops.
06:27:33 Piecewise__: This last boss is something man
06:27:46 Piecewise__: I hope his health bar is a lie
06:27:56 Devastator: THE TRUTH.
06:28:06 Devastator: it's a 24 hour battle, maybe.
06:33:42 Piecewise__: nah he's just really good
06:34:15 ER: maybe I'll get to fight him some time this year
06:34:57 Piecewise__: I also found an optional boss and I have NO fuckign clue how to fight it
06:35:08 ER: sword
06:35:11 Piecewise__: >Perfect parry its attack
06:35:18 Piecewise__: >Take half health damage
06:35:22 Piecewise__: >catch fire
06:35:25 Piecewise__: Yikes
06:35:34 ER: see there's your problem
06:35:54 Piecewise__: Imagine smelter if smelter was a thermonuclear reactor
06:36:12 ER: fusion demon
06:36:50 Piecewise__: indeed
06:37:25 Devastator: ranged weapons?
06:37:39 ER: any cheese?
06:38:45 Piecewise__: I'm sure there's some cheese strat but ranged weapons don't do THAT much damage and it seems pretty resistant
06:38:47 Piecewise__: oh well
06:38:53 Piecewise__: night for now, stuff to do tomorrow
06:39:20 ER: toss oil at it
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06:41:43 Devastator: ok.
06:42:43 syv: "Long arm centipede giraffe"
06:43:29 syv: It has long arms, but beyond that I see no resemblance to the name, yet can't think of anything better, because oh god that's something.
06:45:59 syv: I found suicide powder. You eat it and immediately die.
06:47:43 Devastator: Yow.
06:47:50 Devastator: Sounds like a plan, that.
06:47:56 Devastator: I wonder if it's related to some kind of ending.
06:49:12 Devastator: Hmm, roll to wish.
06:57:45 syv: You can immediately revive, so it does kinda have a use.
07:05:26 Devastator: ahh.
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22:03:12 NJW: Heyhey all. Home again.
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