00:00:44 Devastator: ..Yeah, it would be weird.
01:08:26 ER: looks like I can cut chains fairly trivially.
01:09:01 Devastator: I think that roll was to see if you broke your knife, not if you failed to cut.
01:09:13 Devastator is irritated we don't get to see what's below.
01:09:19 Devastator: I suppose you should go in front.
01:09:40 ER: nah I just wandered off in narrative. :P
01:11:14 Devastator: Also,
Paris fucked up everything.
01:12:15 Devastator: Didn't he sign a deal with the silent ones?
01:12:58 Devastator: or was that someone else with someone else.
01:13:09 Devastator: Might not be the best for the practice of magic.
01:13:40 Devastator: well, enemy cultist is probably biased.
01:14:01 ER: Whatever, the silent ones come up to us that's just free meat.
01:15:12 Devastator: Oh, this place might be a compromised bolt-hole.
01:15:16 Devastator: Could be leftover monsters.
01:15:24 Devastator: probably no leftover people.
01:26:59 Devastator: should we bring the eye?
01:32:25 Devastator: Does the eye have light of its own?
01:35:44 ER: finally unlocked the rebel in nuclear throne
01:36:27 ER: you have to beat the game and then loop
01:37:05 ER: fight the final boss and also destroy some generators on the side, then fight an extra boss, then you're back to level 1 and everything's harder
01:37:50 ER: this means that I've unlocked all the characters, but it does not actually mean I've seen everything. There are extra bosses that only show up in loops.
01:39:00 ER: oof, killed in 1-1 by an elite cop
01:39:56 ER: but yeah, Rebel is a character who can sacrifice a bit of her health to summon a little minion
01:59:34 ER: at the end of every level you get sucked through a green portal made of radioactiveness or something
01:59:50 ER: the cops arrive from blue portals when you mess with things
02:00:21 ER: they're swedes from a timeline where the apocalypse didn't happen or something?
02:00:56 ER: at some point you can raid their HQ and fight the final final final final boss
02:01:36 Devastator: So the goal is to break everything.
02:39:35 ER: it has a lot of lore for a game which doesn't really have any text or stated plot
02:51:32 Devastator: harder multi-cycle modes..
02:51:50 Devastator: do the later characters get worse? Like in that dungeon one?
02:51:58 Devastator: why can't I remember the name..
03:58:29 Devastator: 'Bikes aren't transports.'
04:04:23 Devastator: he's going to wish he had bikes, isn't he?
04:04:44 Devastator: Looking up the stats, it seem the big issue with Custodes is that they're expensive as hell, and they're slow-moving.
04:05:23 ER: bet they're faster without the armor~
04:05:26 Devastator: So whatever they're up against, there are either going to be a lot of them, or it'll be powerful units. Or both.
04:06:07 ER: well, point cost isn't very relevant narratively
04:06:42 ER: he just grabbed a few gobs of subordinates suited to the task at hand
04:07:55 Devastator: There was what seemed to be an actual in-rules battle recently, though.
04:08:08 Devastator: And that's most of an army list.. soo..
04:11:25 ER: Buff Meti, a character you probably don't remember!
04:11:57 Devastator: Nah, she was with Ally earlier, wasn't she?
04:12:03 ER: This is a flashback. She's the one who cut the world in half that one time
04:13:17 Devastator: "A quite hardcore haircutting technique, but not as hardcore as one that may come up later in the comic."
04:13:25 Devastator: Well.. ally's got long hair again and is invulnerable, so..
04:15:04 Devastator: right, book, chapter, verse.
04:15:09 Devastator: Should use colons. ;-p
04:15:13 ER: did I mention that she cut the world in half with a broken sword hilt?
04:16:05 Devastator: That seems pretty normal in this universe.
04:16:32 ER: well, it's perfectly attainable
04:17:13 ER: She is pretty much one of the most powerful entities in a massive multiverse though
04:17:20 Devastator: I thought it was this person, actually.
04:17:43 ER: nah. she looks similar though
04:18:56 Devastator: Maybe it was just the sword hilt.
04:19:07 Devastator: So she's no more dangerous than before, just looks more impressive. ;-p
04:20:46 Devastator: So she's got a red key fragment?
04:22:13 ER: mighta used to have a key in there, doesn't right now I thinks
04:23:19 Devastator: oh.. it'd explain why she could take an angel.
04:23:31 Devastator: Kvothe supposedly fights one.
04:25:01 ER: nah she can beat an angel cause she's really really really good at swords
04:25:29 Devastator: “Book 3 closes this arc of the story. Book 3 will not be the final book in the world.”
04:25:39 Devastator: I'll put ten bucks on the next hero being Aaron.
04:26:24 ER: what inanities are you babbling about?
04:27:14 Devastator: Those Rothfuss novels none of you will read. ;-p
04:27:44 Devastator: Next Tolkein, basically.
04:29:10 Devastator: We'll know in 30 years.
04:32:01 ER: your gods are all butchers!
04:33:25 Devastator: Maybe we should have gotten this Ally for buff ally.
04:33:57 ER: hehe, that ones cool enough
04:34:28 Devastator: Well, lemme go see if she's got pointier ears now... ;-p
04:36:54 Devastator: a few pages later is Sailor Ally.
04:37:22 ER: gotta watch that ear pointiness
04:38:11 Devastator: Doesn't look like it. Although maybe that's why the long hair, to hide it.
04:39:47 Devastator: Normal. Might have changed if she ate an elf glamour.
04:49:16 Devastator: Oh man, that was lame.
04:49:34 Devastator: I missed the Empra creating a bucket of chicken in Magnus's hand as he ported into the throne room.
04:51:20 Devastator: how did I miss that?
04:59:18 ER: I appear to have rolled 2 for the mana cost and 3 for the cast
05:02:13 Devastator: a 3 for the cast and 2 for the cost is a success?
05:02:44 Devastator: Maybe you sploded them but blinded yourself.
05:03:11 ER: it's in my 50% realm of "actually does something"
05:03:24 Devastator: I thought you went for a bigger spell than that.
05:03:54 Devastator: That's a success then.
05:03:55 ER: asked my dice if I could get away with the d12, they were like naw
05:04:16 Devastator: Probably just blinded yourself but did some splodey. Should be good.. even if you didn't kill the others, they're probably at least blind too.
05:05:54 Devastator: Is your sword gaudy but effective?
05:06:24 Devastator: Good. Go see if you can shank someone.. the good thing about being alone is that anyone you find can be shanked.
05:09:03 Devastator: plus if you're behind a corpse, it's good cover!
05:38:51 Devastator notes to add 'Doritos' to the description of lovebird's smell.
06:02:01 Devastator: "Because VACnet is just so good."
06:02:13 Devastator: (Someone overwatching a game with 4+ cheaters.)
06:08:56 ER: seems that they were vulnerable to fire and got incinerated by my relatively weak blast.
06:09:26 Devastator: or Explosion is a really good word.
06:10:45 Devastator: hell, looking from that result, a bigger spell might have kilt ya.
06:11:02 Devastator: an even bigger one probably would have blown the walls out so you'd be okay again.
06:11:24 ER: well, it would have either brought the roof down on me, or brought the roof down on me later. :P
06:11:43 Devastator: Better odds than being in the middle of a room filled with guns.
06:12:14 Devastator: and their weapons are probably intact enough to loot.
06:12:19 Devastator: Where do you get mana from again?
06:12:23 ER: mmmm, that reminds me of Sophia's gun pile
06:13:16 ER: probably just unarmed ghouls, might still have a real boss to fight.
06:14:32 ER: Just need to stock up on mana so I can do that again if I need to...
06:15:06 Devastator: Should be something.
06:15:11 Devastator: These guys might even have batteries.
06:15:25 Devastator: if they have any other slaves or such you might be able to suck up their control spells.
06:17:34 ER: urf, still makes me want to run my own wizard bullshit game
06:17:43 Devastator: Just scatter shotguns everywhere.
06:17:56 Devastator: I'm so going to do that if Arcane Fuckery lasts, and I roll a d6 at an appropriate time.
06:18:32 Devastator: Also, the description of what I bought is in my character sheet.
06:23:47 Devastator: I think Pannen ran out of A presses.
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07:01:30 Devastator: well, no
MJ tonight.
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15:18:36 Devastator: You want a statline for that gryphon?
15:19:13 Piecewise: sure, I remember basically nothing about it
15:19:50 Devastator: ..I never made one.
15:19:59 Devastator: looking it up, it's two d4, two d6es and two d8s.
15:20:37 Devastator: so.. d6 St, d4 Speed, d10 End, d4 Kno, d8 Willpower, and d6 Senses.
15:21:08 Devastator: Unless having d4 knowledge makes it more likely to attack friendlies.
15:21:48 Piecewise: It will probably be fine so long as you're there to command it
15:22:23 Devastator: Mmm, that's likely for most of the time, but not all of the time.
15:22:55 Piecewise: It probably won't come up but I won't say never
15:22:57 Devastator: don't know where that d10 came from.
15:23:08 Devastator: mmm. I'll probably buff it out after the mission then.
15:23:33 Devastator: I think it'll be with her for basically all the time until she ducks into the magebreaker building.
15:24:22 Piecewise: It won't start eating people the second you leave it alone
15:24:46 Piecewise: just like...if you try to have it make decisions
15:25:10 Devastator: Although maybe I can give self telepathy with it instead.
15:25:21 Devastator: Just buff that connection a few times.
15:28:57 Devastator: ..Anyway, I don't have stuff with it, other than what creature it's supposed to be, and that I said I'd like to use it as transportation.
15:29:08 Devastator: I think all I got from you is that it would be like a dozen d6 spells to do that.
15:30:04 Piecewise: I basically just need to be reminded what you bought so that you can get it
15:30:09 Piecewise: because its been a while
15:30:32 Devastator: It's .. half red-tailed hawk, half cougar.
15:31:02 Devastator: Need something more specific?
15:31:40 Piecewise: basically anything I promised you
15:32:08 Devastator: I don't think you promised me much.
15:32:26 Devastator: Just that it would be available, and you wanted the desired species.
15:32:36 Devastator: Also, that it had to be ordered so I'd need to pay for it.
15:33:29 Devastator: I think all I got more than that was that it would take like a dozen d6 spells to be able to ride it, and there would be some kinda diminishing returns.
15:33:43 Devastator: so no making it a kaiju.
15:37:35 Piecewise: you paid for it already right?
15:38:14 Devastator: so I need to pay more.
15:38:28 Devastator: ..it's also been written in my character sheet..
15:40:38 Piecewise: well, if thats all then I think we'regood
15:41:13 Devastator: but yeah, that's the only reason I remember it, because it's been in my char sheet all this time..
15:42:58 Devastator: Oh, there was one thing I remember.
15:43:25 Devastator: We talked about natural armour once, and I think you said that with some effort I could get it act as if it has an extra die size of armour over whatever armour I actually get for it.
15:59:48 Devastator: but all that's in the pimping range. I'll do those after achieving what's necessary, which is 'big enough to carry three people', and 'harness for it and the riders.'
16:01:36 Devastator: Also, it looks like Lenglon needs some info.
16:09:54 Devastator: I shouldn't have slowed things down so much.
16:10:05 Devastator: Just gotten it over with months ago.
16:15:20 Devastator: Well, wonder if it's the same cavern
RC's group is in.
16:15:24 Devastator: so I'll just arrive to clean up.
17:29:25 Devastator: Hmm, the prequel archive got reworked again.
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17:51:33 Devastator: Oh, and that I was going to call it 'Benedict.'
17:51:50 Devastator: Still can't come up with a better name for a white mage's gryphon.
19:13:08 Devastator: Watching Cinema sins tackling The Cloverfield Paradox.
19:13:23 Devastator: ..They shoved a space gyroscope, (or what's supposed to be one) inside some dude's body.
19:13:41 Devastator: What may well be the single most precision engineered machine on earth, and it's okay?
19:42:27 Devastator: "How is Gus short for Octavius?"
19:42:32 Devastator: "Dammit, learn history, dammit!"
19:53:45 Devastator: complain about ignorance of history and complain that Gus is used as short for Octavius.
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20:51:32 ER: yeah that link is convincing me to re-read prequel :V
21:06:51 Devastator: It looks neat. A good way to arrange things.
21:07:12 Devastator: Also,
syv, some dude dropped a Steyr Aug and a Lona Mona.
21:07:23 Devastator: and I knifed him, so I got a damaged vest III too.
21:07:56 Devastator: Yeah, the vest stopped the first knife, but you get some vest for knifing a guy with a vest.
23:42:29 Devastator: Hmm, that's one to know about.
23:43:03 Devastator: Someone signed a deal offering a 67 year electricity price lease on a hydro dam in Labrador.
23:43:11 Devastator: I mean.. fixed price for 67 years?
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