ERLOG 2019-02-12

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01:35:24 ER: so, how are you? :P
01:40:29 syv: Poor.
01:42:13 syv: I read part of ERRANT earlier, and it made me want to run the CQB game again. This is not helped by my experience with Tachell.
01:42:35 syv: But I'm already running a game which I'm behind on...
01:52:27 syv: so, how are you? :P
02:14:24 Piecewise_: I'm just fine thanks how are you~
02:14:43 syv: Poor.
02:14:49 syv: Is 888th dead?
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02:21:14 ER: ...ahem
02:21:30 ER: sorry, doesn't stay logged in when my computer sleeps
02:22:10 ER: I'm doing basically fine
02:22:21 syv: That's basically good.
02:22:34 ER: just got some sort of body thing
02:22:54 syv: ...New?
02:23:08 ER: just what I described already
02:23:51 ER: there's not really a general term for when my body doesn't feel right and I don't know why
02:23:56 ER: Malaise, I guess
02:24:08 syv: Heh.
02:25:08 ER: fuckn allergies sometimes, maybe a little bit of food poisoning, I don't feel like I get the infectious shit a lot
02:25:17 ER: ...but I'm an introvert
02:25:25 syv: When you said "body thing", my first thought was that you meant an entire human body.
02:25:46 syv: Been out and around people recently?
02:25:54 syv: Get enough sleep lately?
02:25:57 ER: and if I don't categorize things as infectous because I don't tend to get things I categorize as infectous...
02:27:53 ER: oh syv, you should obviously start a second magical girl game, but this one is tactical
02:28:03 syv: Heh.
02:28:24 syv: I could run the tactical PS parody game thing.
02:28:35 ER: with or without depressing metaphysics
02:28:39 syv: That'd be more of an IRC game though.
02:30:14 ER: optimistic and flowery magic, except it's in a war zone.
02:30:32 ER: And the monsters are disguised as people.
02:30:32 syv: Mmno.
02:31:31 syv: The problem with an honest tactical magical girl game is that it'd be difficult to retain magic while having a full tactical game where the weapons and weapon variety matters.
02:32:32 ER: well you make a nice functional tactics game and then let magic break it
02:33:18 syv: It's hard to keep pistols relevant when players can dodge bullets and summon anti-materiel manabolts on a whim, and even 12.7 is rendered irrelevant next to a Tiro Finale.
02:34:46 syv: Yes, I'll do that as soon as I finish one of my bajillion serious tactical games.
02:35:32 syv: Yeah. Once I finish a good one, I'll run another "test" in this IRC channel. One realistic SWAT team versus one magical girl.
02:35:53 syv: SWAT gets to respawn, the magical girl is graded on how many kills she gets before being taken down/
02:36:45 syv: ...And then the MG player chooses a Brave, and they score well over a hundred kills...
02:36:53 ER: Oh well, you're not adapting my idea so I guess I've gotta hold onto it and put it on the pile~
02:37:06 Piecewise_: oh yeah
02:37:09 Piecewise_: 888th is a thing
02:37:13 Piecewise_: hm
02:37:14 syv: I functionally can't run Refine, even if I ended PS.
02:37:18 syv: UPDATE.
02:37:32 Piecewise_: is that a command towards me or a statment?
02:37:32 syv: I love 888th, don't let it die!
02:37:37 Piecewise_: ah
02:37:45 syv: ...Which is more likely to get you to update?
02:37:53 Piecewise_: well, yelling at me is a good way to get things done
02:38:17 syv: UPDATE EIGHT EIGHT EIGHTH
02:38:25 Piecewise_: please
02:38:33 ER: not refine. non-intrinsically-grimdark magical girls in a contemporary war zone, with fleshhorror monsters.
02:38:35 syv: UPDATE EIGHT HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHTH
02:38:37 Piecewise_: eight hundred and eighty eighth
02:38:40 syv: PLEASE
02:38:45 Piecewise_: ok
02:40:49 ER: yeah this idea is intriging me.
02:41:09 syv: Which?
02:41:27 ER: [21:38] <ER> not refine. non-intrinsically-grimdark magical girls in a contemporary war zone, with fleshhorror monsters.
02:41:56 syv: That... would be an issue.
02:42:33 syv: Magical girls, tactical warfare, and fleshorrors, are all pretty difficult to make gel with each other.
02:42:45 syv: If the fleshorrors are more Altered and less The Thing, they could work okay against either, though MGs might be trouble.
02:43:12 ER: Broken magic, but war poses a sort of constant threat. A big human element, which is reinforced by bodysnatcher enemies.
02:43:42 syv: MGs + Tactical is still an issue, but could be make functional with low magical supplies. Recharging mana bar style, rather than PS' deep but limited pool.
02:43:42 ER: They're shapeshifters and people-eaters
02:44:05 syv: Hmm.
02:44:12 syv: Yeah, I like this idea.
02:44:13 ER: but not any form anytime or super powerful in combat
02:45:07 ER: Maybe even power&pulse type mana, where it ticks down by turns you use magic.
02:45:18 syv: Yeah. Fleshorrors which, given time, can turn into combat monstrosities, but still die permanently if their vital organs are destroyed.
02:45:36 ER: so you usually have access to your toys, but you *have* to be vulnerable sometimes
02:46:12 syv: Mmm. I wouldn't go with that, myself. It allows unlimited power in a single turn, which makes it harder to balance cost vs effect.
02:46:30 ER: UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAA
02:47:13 syv: ...The only difficult thing with this system would be making the tactical portion. Magical powers are easy enough, and I already have two systems to quickly snatch stuff from.
02:47:39 syv: Piecewise_
02:47:40 syv: (ER) [21:38] <ER> not refine. non-intrinsically-grimdark magical girls in a contemporary war zone, with fleshhorror monsters.
02:47:46 syv: Can you make and run this?
02:47:51 ER: heh.
02:48:49 Piecewise_: Hmm
02:49:01 Piecewise_: I could, I think
02:49:31 Piecewise_: Nobledark magical girl flesh horror war huh
02:49:43 syv: Fleshorrors are slow style, they can asume powerful forms, but die permanently if their organs are destroyed.
02:50:11 syv: Magical girls have limited magic, but it recharges over time; no madoka style overuse into death.
02:50:14 ER: Normal powers on a three turn mana cycle, outright broken powers like revival, shooting through tanks, or deflecting drone strikes cost in exhaustion.
02:50:48 syv: I disagree with Egan and suggest you come up with your own system.
02:51:12 syv: Powers shouldn't be too overpowered, and should have enough of a cooldown that guns are basically necessary much of the time.
02:51:16 ER: like P&P Push, but nobledark magic means less it's less of a misfire risk and more of a direct cost.
02:51:44 ER: and can't break the mana cycle, unlike push
02:51:50 syv: Does Dubs even know what P&P's mechanics were like?
02:51:56 ER: nah
02:53:23 ER: I'm thinking about rules which are thematically consistant with the initial image of this I had. Magical girls using guns can be a thing, but I don't think it should be overwhelmingly the primary gameplay.
02:54:38 syv: I think it should overwhelmingly be the primary gameplay. ):|
02:55:21 syv: If the MGs don't need guns or need to use them much, you're gonna end up with just "MGs vs Fleshorrors".
02:55:34 syv: And frankly MG games have pretty poor gameplay.
02:58:03 ER: Also: plot which is silly. Set in an unnamed war-torn country with foreign soliders from several countries, insurgants, corrupt local government which is backed by some powers and not others. The main characters are young so they don't really understand it, but point is it's a clusterfuck. Fleshhorrors are aliens who oppurtunistically landed in a chaotic region to stay hidden. They plot to take over the world and feed on humans.
02:58:55 ER: Different aliens who oppose the fleshhorrors make magical girls. The aliens are too physically weak to fight but can "awaken the power of the human soul" or some shit.
02:59:54 ER: totally not just slightly edited copy of animorphs
03:00:27 syv: Animorphs was set in a war-torn country? :P
03:01:14 ER: okay moderately edited
03:09:14 ER: I wonder why I don't tend to get cyberpunky ideas for games.
03:11:04 syv: You don't listen to enough cyberpunk music, then.
03:11:18 ER: now playing: https://youtu.be/408tWOubRDM
03:11:38 ER: what I was playing a moment ago: https://youtu.be/Y05wiQQbFLU
03:12:11 ER: those are MOST of what I'm been listening to, other than Paralyzed.
03:12:47 ER: I think I went through Into the Breach's OST one time, which is still pretty on-theme for cyberpunk
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03:26:57 ER: wonder if it's worth actually designing "nobledark magical girls versus fleshhorrors in a contemporary warzone", which is entirely too long of a description but I haven't thought of a good name to wrap it up in.
03:28:15 syv: I'd play it, and you'd get more players than Tactical Jell.
03:28:56 ER: maybe people don't find hell enticing?
03:29:51 syv: Also, "Full Metal Dress"
03:30:23 syv: Like Full Metal Jacket, but MGs wear dresses, not jackets.
03:30:50 syv: Also, could be tied into Battle Dress Uniform somehow.
03:33:11 ER: that's pretty good
03:36:49 ER: magical girls are given powers by a little cylindrical flying robot, with a big ominous red eye and four arms hanging under it. It speaks in a comical high-pitched british accent.
03:38:25 ER: It calls the fleshhorrors Zwyclitntuinmans, which encourages players to come up with their own name for them.
03:38:27 syv: ...That a reference?
03:38:32 ER: Nah.
03:38:47 ER: It's basically just what popped into my head
03:39:00 syv: "The Clits"
03:39:44 syv: "Clit" and "Man" are the only parts of that name which I can pronounce. :\
03:40:20 ER: I pressed mostly random buttons
03:40:29 syv: How do the girls get guns?
03:40:59 ER: How's anyone get guns?
03:41:13 ER: Okay, might be able to magic-fabricate them
03:42:02 ER: Get a totem, but it's always some kind of gun, basically.
03:42:48 ER: Can get different stuff if you focus, but you have something specific which pops up instinctually.
03:43:41 syv: !
03:43:54 syv: ...People would give boring answers, without much thought...
03:44:08 ER: Maybe creating them reduces your mana max until dissipated, costing more the farther you get from your normal.
03:44:22 syv: I should write that PM3 fanfiction about the redneck girl wishing for everyone to have guns.
03:53:54 ER: looks like PW is rolling 888 now?
03:58:15 syv: Does he use Discord to roll, or something?
03:58:23 ER: yeah
03:58:57 Devastator: heya syv.
03:59:04 Devastator: you guys going to watch overlord to catch up?
03:59:06 syv: heya dev.
03:59:21 syv: I'd assume so. ER, you want to watch with me, or on your own?
03:59:36 ER: the version I have doesn't have subtitles or something?
03:59:45 ER: let me actually try it before I say that
03:59:51 syv: It doesn't have subs.
03:59:55 Devastator: Yeah, I'm afraid not.
04:00:38 ER: ah :\
04:00:59 syv: ...Huh, the torrent doesn't actually say Dual Audio. But I always get dual audio.
04:01:06 ER: what's the point then? the spells won't be as entertaining
04:01:11 syv: Was I even the one to find the torrent?
04:01:20 syv: Got it, watch on my own then.
04:01:31 ER: I think Dev found it
04:01:46 syv: Reeee Dev is incompetent
04:02:51 ER: why even watch something when casting a fireball is "fireball!" rather than "FYUHBALLU!"?
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04:08:06 syComp: ^For ER
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04:08:37 ER: tasty
04:08:41 ER: thanks
04:09:26 syv: So still gonna ask if you want to watch with me.
04:09:38 ER: yeah, I'd like to
04:10:43 ER: I'll make episode 1 high priority so that we can get watching earlier
04:11:38 Devastator: The dubs keep the ridiculous overpronounced spell names.
04:12:03 ER: shh
04:17:07 syv: Do they?
04:18:35 ER: Hmm. Encourages team-based healing without making a healer role if the healing power everyone gets can be cast on yourself or others, and requires some concentration, meaning that it gets harder to do if you're in pain.
04:19:18 ER: And resistant types are more able to heal themselves and keep going, whic is appropriate.
04:25:33 ER: yeah, not yet writing stuff down for it. as you say, the hard part is making a functional tactical system.
04:26:07 ER: which I might not fully consider tachel to be. :V
04:26:29 syv: Tachell's actually an excellent tactical system.
04:26:37 syv: It's simple and effective.
04:27:03 syv: It's a *little* lacking in places, but it's honestly better than most of the tactical systems I've made.
04:28:44 ER: I just feel like it's more suited to the somewhat surreal hell setting than anything like military tactics.
04:29:56 syv: Yeah, the pain and lethality mechanics need to be a bit more in-depth, plus melee needs to be weaker while aim gets more detail.
04:30:19 syv: I think it's close enough that it could be adjusted rather than scrapped though.
04:30:43 ER: yeah, it's kinda based on being deadlier than life, same way that hotline miami is
04:31:18 ER: though humans having minimum 3 determination does make it a little less lethal
04:32:42 syv: ...At risk of being too pushy, most of my CQB systems have had two "aim" stats. Marksmanship, which is shooting using the sights, is basically autohit within room-to-room ranges unless aiming at a point, but is slow, and CQC, which is both melee and shooting from the hip, but *must* be rolled, is useless at longer ranges, and is always faster than fully sighting in.
04:34:14 ER: "faster" doesn't mean much to tachel as is. Almost nothing costs speed but movement and attacks.
04:35:12 ER: To make it more reasonable, might have melee use up movement, and reaction melee is a special ability for some weapons and not something you always have.
04:35:14 syv: Yeah. In my system, actions are simultaneous.
04:35:32 ER: hm
04:36:19 syv: You could have it work by aiming being virtually autohit (Say, requires a roll over 5) by default, but the difficulty goes up for aimed shots.
04:36:39 ER: snap shots?
04:36:45 syv: Nah.
04:37:05 syv: All snapshots roll melee, aimed shots roll aim.
04:37:22 syv: Snapshots can't cover a specific door or something, and can't target precise body parts.
04:37:56 syv: Quick change which makes the game more modern, while not ruining melee's use due to the plethora of guns.
04:39:16 syv: ...Err, what I meant by aimed shots is, well, the aim mechanic. If you invest half focus, you have to beat 5 to hit SOME part of the enemy, beat 10 to hit a specific limb, beat 15 to hit a point target (eye, joint, chink in armor, whatever). This would require a more in depth health/lethality system.
04:39:49 syv: You choose which when you take the action, and failure is a miss regardless.
04:40:33 syv: I'd also make it possible to aim even with insufficient focus, but give a large penalty to the roll.
04:41:24 ER: Yeah, any action without enough focus just gives a penalty equal to how far negative you go.
04:42:20 syv: That won't work with guns. Then someone with 3 max focus, at 0 focus, takes a -1 penalty to aim, while a person with 10 max focus, at 0 focus, takes a -5.
04:42:40 syv: ...Though, actually, the former person is at MUCH more risk of passing out, so maybe it's fine.
04:43:10 ER: well, the person with a higher max has LOST a lot more focus
04:44:01 syv: Oh, I think I'd also make it so that snapshots against someone aiming at a point happen *before* the reaction shot, but only if the snapshotter knows where the camper is.
04:44:20 syv: Think like Frozen Synapse 2ocus Diamond.
04:44:28 syv: FS2's focus diamon.
04:44:32 syv: diamond.
04:44:42 Piecewise__: HEY SY
04:44:45 ER: 2ocus
04:44:50 syv: 888th?
04:45:13 Piecewise__: Yeah almost. Do you want to drag whats his face into the tank with you?
04:45:15 Piecewise__: Hes'
04:45:19 Piecewise__: gonna get left behind
04:45:45 Piecewise__: too intent on germans, the poor mad dog
04:45:49 syv: Yeah, grab him.
04:46:12 syv: Simon grabs and saves a lot of his teammates.
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04:47:08 Elastic_Ridicule: bah, weird
04:47:20 Elastic_Ridicule: had to restart my IRC
04:47:50 Elastic_Ridicule: ate my post, too
04:48:53 Elastic_Ridicule: FPS netcode tends to give an advantage to the player who rounds the corner over the player who's watching the corner stationary.
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04:49:54 Elastic_Ridicule: Because movement is partially client side, the moving player actually gets around the corner from his own prespective before the server realized, and thus before the watcher can see.
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04:50:34 ER: Which is probably alright. Camping and hard-aiming a corner isn't too fun.
04:51:38 ER: none of that matters but it's mildly enertaining
04:52:36 Piecewise__: Gif for you on discord ER
04:52:44 ER: I saw
04:52:52 ER: not sure what I'm looking at though
04:53:04 Piecewise__: Happy lizard
04:53:04 ER: also you may as well say that over there, I notice either way
04:53:35 Piecewise__: crystal lizard
04:53:54 Piecewise__: when they were just normal lizards
04:55:58 ER: how much do I need to consider the setting with these rules? I know that some magic requires concentration, so focus has one more use. There's no such thing as corruption and people die when they are killed.
04:56:27 syv: @ER Yes, but human reaction speed is a thing. If you're watching a corner and you don't know precisely when someone will come around, you have a fair chance of getting shot before you shoot them.
04:56:50 ER: mana capacity can stand where corruption did before pretty well
04:56:58 syv: This is something I'm basing off experience in paintball, not games or real combat stuff or anything.
04:57:14 ER: fair enough
04:57:56 ER: maybe stats seperate from skills seperate from powers.
04:58:43 ER: Mana capacity could effectively be another "power" and not a stat, meaning that all living things could share the same stats.
05:00:13 ER: humans limited to stats and skills, MGs with powers, Fleshhorrors with a shapeshift power which can grant other powers given preperation.
05:03:03 ER: hey
05:03:41 ER: if a fleshhorror murders and eats a magical girl, does it unlock imitation versions of powers?
05:07:11 syv: Nah,
05:07:19 syv: Powers don't come from the flesh.
05:07:25 Devastator: the soul.
05:07:44 syv: Can fleshorrors eat souls?
05:08:01 Devastator: Don't see why not.
05:08:09 ER: the soul is an emergant property, not an object :P
05:08:32 Devastator: Not in Pumsy's.
05:08:34 Devastator: Then it's an object.
05:09:23 ER: I'll say that they can't imitate soul magic but do have non-fleshbending supernatural things they can do from having eaten other aliens.
05:09:32 syv: Eh? It is?
05:10:34 Devastator: Yeah.
05:10:37 Devastator: it's a gemstone.
05:10:43 ER: Psionics come from specific organs, so fleshhorrors can steal them.
05:11:36 Piecewise__: I'm ignoring your suggestions~
05:11:48 ER: well, it's *in* a gemstone, whatever that means
05:11:57 syv: I'm 95% sure he's only saying this because he's working on his own game.
05:12:09 syv: Dev, does that mean Aleksandra doesn't have a soul?
05:12:24 Devastator: It's not an object yet.
05:12:29 ER: you could say that your soul is still an emergant property, it's just not an emergant property of the gem rather than of your flesh body.
05:12:30 Devastator: Pumsy makes it into an object.
05:12:40 syv: 'Kay.
05:12:58 Devastator: ..is that accurate?
05:13:08 ER: Does Asha's ability to directly observe it not make it an object?
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05:13:33 ER: GET OUT OF HERE, DOPPLGANGER
05:13:45 Devastator: Heya.
05:13:54 Devastator: Can asha directly observe it?
05:14:05 syv: Directly observe what?
05:14:09 Devastator: I mean, she can see all sorts of not-objects, like [objects]
05:14:22 syv: Asha can't do that...
05:15:17 Devastator: Might just be seeing bodies, which are magic.
05:15:56 ER: ah, I should state that techel should include the return of the [kittens], as beings not native to hell or any universe you'd understand.
05:16:14 ER: If humans can get to hell, so can other things
05:17:01 ER: MG souls seem like unfolded versions of living being souls.
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05:17:53 Devastator: Maybe they just have more soul.
05:18:18 ER: or possibly emerged from the hiding place of a normal soul, where it's limited and protected.
05:18:37 syv: Update posted.
05:18:40 Devastator: could be. A bit is poking out, maybe.
05:18:41 Devastator: Oh?
05:18:43 Devastator: ooh.
05:18:48 syv: Should I PM the other players, you think?
05:18:50 Devastator: Shouldn't you two be watching overlord?
05:19:10 syv: I've been writing the aforementioned update, Egan's been downloading it.
05:19:10 Devastator: go for it.
05:19:37 syv: Also MJ won't be here again for like a week, so we have time.
05:19:38 Devastator: ahh.
05:19:44 Devastator: Yeah, NP.
05:19:56 ER: oh, looks like episode 1 is downloaded
05:19:58 Devastator: It's definately looking good, though.
05:21:07 ER: it uh, crashed
05:21:13 ER: not promising
05:21:46 Devastator facepalms.
05:21:52 Devastator: Am I going to have to stream it for you?
05:22:01 ER: hell no
05:22:32 ER: fuq
05:25:22 ER: oh good, despite redownloading it, attack on titan season 2 still crashes my VLC
05:25:57 syv: Did you redownload VLC?
05:26:12 ER: might want to -_-
05:26:40 syv: And how about Windows Media Player?
05:26:56 syv: It sucks, yes, but it played AoT S1 fine at least.
05:27:43 ER: ugh
05:28:56 syv: How well do you think an exploding d2 system would work?
05:29:09 Devastator: weird.
05:29:19 Devastator: What's EV on that?
05:29:28 syv: All actions require some number of successes, double the number of successes is a crit, no successes at all is a crit fail.
05:29:36 syv: EV?
05:31:10 Devastator: expected value.
05:31:41 ER: 1/2 chance that you don't get shit? :P
05:32:22 ER: ah, windows media player seems to work :\
05:33:54 ER: guess I should delete VLC's cashe as well?
05:34:01 syv: ???
05:34:19 ER: more likely to fix things :I
05:37:58 ER: does the windows player even have the ability to swap audio tracks?
05:38:46 syv: Uhh. I think so?
05:39:02 syv: Either it does or AoT S1 is English by default.
05:39:23 ER: it is by default
05:40:31 syv: @Dev fiddled with Anydice. 10d2 exploding gives 50% chance of >9, 2% chance of <3, 0.1% chance of 0, 2% chance of >20.
05:41:48 ER: for some reason if I tell wmp to play at 200% the sound goes fast but the video becomes a slideshow
05:42:04 syv: 2d2 gives 50% >1, 25% 0, 25% 1, 31% >2, 11% >4...
05:43:22 syv: So the expected value is generally about equal to the number of die rolled, and follows a largely normal curve in both directions, being a bit longer in the positive direction.
05:43:33 ER: man, fast titans look appropriately weird
05:43:58 Devastator: How do you get a 0 on 10d2 exploding?
05:44:15 ER: by counting successes
05:44:47 syv: Oh, yeah, err. It's actually set to roll die of {0,1}. Because it's successes only.
05:44:55 syv: set "explode depth" to 10
05:44:55 syv: output 10d[explode 1d{0,1}]
05:44:59 ER: well fuc
05:45:03 syv: ^The code for Anydice.
05:45:33 ER: wmp works just fine, and fresh download vlc FUCKING CRASHES INSTANTLY
05:45:51 syv: :(
05:45:58 syv: Update drivers?
05:46:17 syv: Do you have Windows Update turned off or something...?
05:46:39 syv: ...And "Periodically fuck my installation" turned on?
05:46:40 ER: should be keeping updated
05:46:53 syv: Because you seem to suffer a lot of strange software problems.
05:46:58 ER: just the usual gremlins
05:47:43 ER: hmm, might be working now gimme a sec to gather data :P
05:49:32 ER: maybe the fact that it broke was just normal computers being fuckin broken and not systemic
05:49:46 ER: er, the fact that it crashed the first time
05:49:58 ER: oh, nope
05:50:08 ER: just had to say it, now it's frozen
05:51:24 syv: VLC, and not WMP?
05:51:34 ER: yes
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05:51:45 MidJag: lo
05:51:48 ER: wmp is a fuck and just works
05:52:01 MidJag: wmp?
05:52:04 Devastator: Heya MJ.
05:52:12 Devastator: ER's having trouble with OL season 2.
05:52:20 MidJag: oh?
05:52:45 MidJag: syv any suggestions for a charecter?
05:52:50 MidJag: I mean stat wise?
05:53:05 ER: maybe my VLC hates season 2 of anything
05:53:06 Devastator: in which game?
05:53:17 syv: Uhh. Well, fast and aim-oriented with decent melee, and medical skills.
05:53:22 syv: Tachell.
05:53:27 MidJag: ER's game
05:53:30 syv: I.E. "All the things my char is bad at"
05:53:36 MidJag: I see.
05:53:59 MidJag: Hyperactive cat girl carrying giant fucking gun here we go.
05:54:08 Devastator: Heh.
05:54:48 ER: take something that drops your stamina to 0
05:55:05 MidJag: why?
05:55:06 ER: ...
05:55:20 ER: apparently my windows has NOT been updating itself?
05:55:23 ER: why?
05:56:03 syv: Take an Assault Rifle. The only weight 3 is the AMR, which has only a single shot.
05:56:15 Devastator: because it almost made you change to windows 10?
05:56:17 MidJag: Alright
05:57:38 ER: ...the things on the list aren't the only things that exist in the universe
05:57:51 syv: Take an LMG.
05:57:58 MidJag: LMG sounds fun
05:58:00 syv: 200 rounds of joy.
05:58:18 Devastator: Just make the feed mechanism into an infinity symbol.
05:58:20 Devastator: Doesn't that work?
05:58:26 MidJag: Of course.~
06:00:44 Devastator: ..was searching for a youtube video of that codec call, and almost clicked on someone using a solid snake soundboard to call gun shops.
06:00:47 Devastator: soooo tempted.
06:01:06 MidJag: heh
06:01:18 syv: Link me?
06:01:24 syv: That sounds amazing.
06:01:53 Devastator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkyAOMR7t0U
06:01:56 Devastator: I haven't watched it.
06:02:01 ER: https://youtu.be/PqS18aj6Vis
06:02:02 Devastator: ..and at four minutes, it probably isn't amazing.
06:02:05 ER: IN THE BOX
06:05:09 Devastator: http://youtu.be/yu6uEPlp9m8
06:05:12 Devastator: There it is.
06:07:07 ER: "because the internal feed system is shaped like an infinity symbol"
06:07:43 Devastator: I can't believe I remembered that line.
06:07:47 ER: ugh, windows is taking its time updating, too
06:07:53 MidJag: It
06:07:59 MidJag: s a memorable line dev
06:08:29 ER: that codec has TWO absurd moments in it, moments apart from each other
06:08:52 ER: "where'd you get it" and "why's it have unlimited ammo"
06:11:16 Devastator: Your torrent client might be fighting the update client.
06:11:53 ER: I has it pause and things didn't seem to speed up much
06:18:17 ER: hmmmm
06:18:35 syv: mmmmh?
06:18:40 ER: wouldn't Alida's Health be "Fine and Fine!"?
06:21:38 ER: PS makes me wish I could draw in order to provide fanart :P
06:23:02 syv: I don't think I've ever separated effigy healths in that fashion.
06:23:14 syv: What makes you want to draw fanart?
06:23:35 syv: The only thing I've felt which lended itself to that was Cherry after he was headshot.
06:23:49 ER: Well, just now I wanted to draw Mina with colorful wings
06:24:14 ER: But any image of Sophia would be nice
06:25:04 MidJag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZukiRrYROA
06:26:04 Devastator: I wouldn't mind seeing fanart.
06:26:07 Devastator: double fine.
06:26:10 Devastator: oh god.
06:26:54 MidJag: double fine
06:26:56 MidJag: ?
06:26:59 ER: (so I know what you've been thinking, that you're the only thing that's lurking in the night)
06:28:10 Devastator: It's Tim Shafer's development group, MJ.
06:28:23 MidJag: Ah, they made like pyschonauts or something right?
06:28:44 Devastator: Yeah.
06:28:48 Devastator: And then they went evil.
06:28:58 ER: oooooo eviiiil
06:29:58 MidJag: What
06:30:05 MidJag: 'd they do?
06:31:07 syv: Hum. I still have Psychonauts, from one of the Twitch Prime giveaways. Haven't played it yet, though I've been meaning to.
06:31:22 MidJag: I've heard it's quite good
06:31:37 syv: Yeah.
06:31:41 ER: It's pretty darn good
06:31:57 ER: it has its fair share of jank though
06:32:07 syv: ...All the Twitch Prime games I've played so far have been good.
06:32:07 Devastator: Their indy promotional studio thingy is something Edison would approve of.
06:32:37 ER: Also I played part of it when young and it pretty much gave me nightmares
06:32:57 Devastator: Man, you kiddos. ;-p
06:33:01 ER: or it made me afraid of having nightmares until I worked out that those don't happen to me
06:33:02 syv: "Shadow Tactics" was one that I remember thinking ER would like. It's basically top-down Assassin's Creed, and you can have a teenage girl murder hundreds of soldiers. You're arguably kinda forced to, on one map.
06:33:34 ER: heard of that one
06:33:55 ER: ...it's kinda like an RTS and I think it has no real pause?
06:33:58 syv: It's a phenomenal tactical stealth game.
06:34:26 syv: No real pause, but very smooth quick saving/loading, and a good/intuitive similtaneous action system.
06:34:31 ER: If I have to control multiple units in different parts of the map, I like to be able to take my time.
06:35:02 syv: You broadly can. Stuff only gets time sensitive if you screw up, in general. Or if you're doing challenge run style stuff.
06:35:25 ER: well I'll give it a try if I can get it then.
06:35:44 syv: Playing carefully, simultaneous action is only needed to execute multiple enemies, or salvage situations that you messed up.
06:36:06 syv: ...Though IIRC the last level is such a clusterfuck it's near impossible without semi-simultaneous actions.
06:36:22 ER: ...I don't think I can mooch amazon prime off of anyone to get twitch prime. would be nice for the free shit and free sub
06:36:52 ER: just murder everyone till there's no more clusterfuck, easy
06:38:11 ER: paralyyyyzed
06:38:52 ER: I visualized a fight between a fleshhorror and a cyborg assassain while listening to
06:38:56 ER: Paralyzed
06:39:07 ER: it was pretty awesome ;P
06:40:01 syv: You also can't get the stuff they released months ago, because all the deals were temporary.
06:40:05 ER: cyborg almost gets consumed but turns it around at the last moment
06:40:21 ER: yeah but I get all the things in a future!
06:40:27 ER: future things can be good!
06:41:07 syv: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TxB48MEAmZw
06:41:54 ER: (it's a stalemate, in a twist of fate)
06:42:10 syv: Hmm.
06:42:36 syv: It'd be interesting for us both to write out a short story inspired by that song, see how our stories compare and differ.
06:44:07 ER: yeah in mine the cyborg wins by just being REALLY DETERMINED
06:44:53 MidJag: In syv's the cyborg and fleshhorror both kill each other and the world
06:45:15 ER: there's also a fair bit of "and then they clash and bounce apart and stare each other down real dramatically" because my mind's eye work in anime-o-vision
06:45:16 MidJag: ~
06:45:22 syv: I've already written a very basic outline, and no.
06:45:37 MidJag: Bah
06:46:58 ER: oh yeah and mine ends with a stinger, with the assassain standing victorious on a rooftop in the background while what's left of the fleshhorror slithers through the foreground
06:47:22 syv: ...Mine also ends on a stinger, of sorts.
06:47:48 ER: "I will give you one fair chance" is the fleshhorror assuming a humanoid form
06:48:02 Devastator: http://youtu.be/SDT-QbFBLa0
06:48:04 Devastator: Well, that was fun.
06:48:17 MidJag: Where did you guys get fleshorror vs cyborg?
06:48:58 syv: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-6fcs8uE5Q4
06:48:59 Devastator: How's Overlord coming along, ER?
06:49:37 ER: I got the fleshhorror from syv and kinda made up the assassain from vague cyberpunk sentiment
06:50:05 ER: I've got episode 1 but waiting on windows to update itself
06:50:34 ER: either that works or it's all futile anyways, so
06:50:46 syv: I got fleshorror from "inhuman hands" and the very inhuman looking hunter in the song's cover.
06:50:56 Devastator: ...
06:50:57 MidJag: Ah
06:51:25 ER: inhuman hands is good
06:54:59 Devastator: "perceptoproject"
06:56:21 syv: ?
06:56:29 ER: is this updates back to october which windows hasn't been downloading? ffs
06:56:41 Devastator: of course!
06:56:47 Devastator: Just a made-up word in awful hospital.
06:57:12 ER: it appears that win10 has a "feature" where you can tell it when you're active and it won't update during this time.
06:57:16 syv: Ah, yes, an unending source of flagrant nonreality.
06:57:25 syv: Heh.
06:57:25 ER: Which assumes that you leave your computer on when you're not using it
06:57:31 ER: and you can't turn it off
06:57:44 ER: only set it to be like 1 hour
06:57:45 syv: You turn your computer off?
06:58:42 ER: "Set active hours to let us know when you typically use this device. We won't automatically restart it during active hours, and we won't restart without checking if you're using it."
06:59:23 Devastator: Serves you right for having win 10, anyway. ;-p
06:59:24 ER: you can pick a start time and an end time, the end time can't be more than 18 hours after the start time, and it only works at a resolution of 1 hour
06:59:34 syv: Mine never restarts without me okaying it.
07:00:10 syv: It just nags and lets me postpone when there's updates.
07:00:48 syv: ...Also, it has an option saying "Update and shut down" right below "shut down" whenever there's pending updates.
07:01:14 ER: yup, haven't been getting those...
07:19:46 ER: fuck, yeah I might have to write down this Paralyzed fight :V
07:20:34 ER: think Aviators would appricate it if we sent him fanworks? :P
07:24:05 syv: No clue.
07:29:05 ER: [bass cuts in 0:18] is important information for this highly visual scene :P
07:40:22 ER: so far, 44 seconds into the song :V
07:47:51 Devastator: still not done yet?
07:48:14 syv: Egan, what happens if someone goes into negative stamina in Tachell?
07:48:19 ER: at 1:02 out of 6:30
07:48:28 Devastator: ..wow.
07:48:39 Devastator: six hours of updates?
07:48:41 ER: pfft, they fukin die and get eaten by a fleshhorror
07:48:54 ER: what?
07:51:04 ER: You can't do anything which cost stamina if you don't have enough. If something causes you to forcably go into the negatives, you're immobilized but consious.
07:51:21 ER: You can't walk but can still attack
07:51:30 syv: Heh.
07:55:41 Devastator: Can you attack behind yourself and move forward with recoil?
07:56:22 syv: You should have people with negative stamina be forced into prone state.
07:56:45 syv: Rather than having special rules for overencumbrance.
07:58:11 ER: oh yeah, if you try to carry more than what would put your stamina at 0, you... can't. It's too much to lift and you simply cannot stand with it.
07:58:47 ER: which means that a maximally wimpy character would be pinned to the floor under four pistols, but whatever
08:00:22 Devastator: awesome.
08:00:27 Devastator: are they at least large pistols?
08:01:01 syv: They sound like Glock 17s, so no.
08:01:30 ER: I'm pretty sure the "magnum" weighs 2, so
08:02:00 ER: I feel like syv could come up with better gun stats than me :V
08:02:40 syv: Eh, yours are fine.
08:04:44 syv: [Ranged: lethal/AP3 pain2 min4 short12 long150 snap20 focus1/2]
08:04:57 syv: [ammo 201/200][weight3]
08:05:02 syv: ^LMG stats.
08:05:28 Devastator: ..That's pretty impressive.
08:05:38 ER: that works
08:05:47 syv: What is, Dev?
08:06:03 Devastator: The stat list.
08:06:12 Devastator: That's a pretty serious tactical game.
08:06:30 syv: It's essentially copied from the already-existing assault rifle. Just a little modified.
08:08:44 ER: 1 higher weight, 1 farther min range, 5% lower snapshot accuracy in exchange for a ludicrous magazine size. Checks out.
08:09:59 ER: might be pain 3 to whack people with it, like the anti tank rifle
08:10:36 syv: Ah, yeah.
08:10:51 syv: Oh, ER, do skills start with a max of +3, or +5?
08:11:06 ER: should I actually differenciate semiauto from automatic fire in full metal dress?
08:11:18 syv: Yyyeeessss?
08:11:39 ER: it still says +5, right?
08:11:53 MidJag: Nah
08:12:05 MidJag: just say 5
08:12:06 ER: it'd be sane to limit it to +3 or even +2, but this is hell so go crazy
08:12:20 syv: "Each skill begins at -2. Distribute 12 points between them, with a maximum of 5 in any given skill."
08:12:41 ER: huh, didn't put a + there
08:12:49 syv: -2+5=3. So slight ambiguity.
08:13:31 ER: solved
08:14:07 ER: you can indeed be hilariously good at a specific thing in exchange for over half your skill points
08:14:44 MidJag: Specalization is it's own generalization :P
08:15:40 syv: MJ has given his catgirl +5 agility.
08:15:47 ER: I mean, having a +5 over a +3 probably isn't nesessary except in pretty specific circumstances, you'll probably succeed anyways
08:15:53 ER: gg
08:15:59 MidJag: I am speed
08:16:06 Devastator: Heh.
08:16:20 ER: speed force!
08:16:36 syv: Speed Kat and Glacier Knight.
08:16:56 ER: who needs aim when you can spray 201 rounds at a single target and /miss every single one of them/
08:17:08 MidJag: Together they /sfight crime/s kill hell.
08:17:26 ER: and get killed by hell
08:17:44 ER: repeatedly, most likely
08:17:53 syv: She has six never-die, too... All speed, never die.
08:18:01 syv: And my char just has platemail.
08:18:22 ER: clank clank
08:18:39 Devastator: Good to push the limits of any game in testing.
08:18:52 Devastator: You don't want boring moderate characters.
08:19:25 syv: I think the test was the PM game with me alone.
08:19:31 syv: And it was AWESOME.
08:19:55 syv: ...Despite me playing myself, and me being a pretty moderate character.
08:20:39 Devastator: Damn.
08:20:47 Devastator: Sounds like ER really has something sweet.
08:21:15 syv: It may also have something to do with me absolutely loving tactical CQB games.
08:21:16 MidJag: See that's why things only work when theres only one of us. if another of us had helped in the test game they both would have died.
08:21:26 MidJag: ~
08:21:26 syv: Yeah...
08:21:38 syv: Doorstrats only work well when alone.
08:21:44 syv: And doorstrats won the day.
08:22:22 MidJag: ER how do I detemine determination and focus and all that jazz?
08:22:34 syv: They're all equal to stats.
08:22:45 syv: Determination = Never Die
08:22:48 MidJag: Ah
08:22:51 syv: Focus = Pay-Attention
08:22:59 MidJag: I was wondering if there was a forumla
08:23:07 ER: stamina = go-through - weight
08:23:11 syv: Stamina = Go-Through (minus weight of items, which is 3 for an LMG)
08:23:23 syv: Speed = Move-Quick
08:23:32 syv: Corruption = 0 / Keep-Hold
08:24:07 ER: oh yeah, so unless you put points into go-through you won't be able to sprint or kick with that gun
08:24:34 ER: or pick up anything else with weight, like a sword or pistol
08:24:35 Devastator: 5 agil catgirl not being able to sprint sounds sad.
08:24:49 ER: :(
08:25:03 syv: 8 move-quick.
08:25:17 ER: Though you could make up for it by just having a ludicrous speed stat :P
08:25:18 syv: Her default speed is faster than most people's sprinting.
08:25:44 syv: Sprinting just increases speed by 3 for one turn, and default human is 3 speed.
08:25:45 MidJag: Amph will just need to get swoler in order to sprint
08:25:53 ER: still, maybe 4 stamina so you can sprint for a turn, 11 movement
08:26:14 syv: Why would she need more than 8 speed?
08:26:14 ER: default human is really 4, 3 is as low as you can go
08:27:01 ER: to punch a sniper in the face over the course of 2 seconds
08:27:24 syv: Can Alexander throw her?
08:27:27 Devastator: to open the door, go in, and stand behind the guy with a shotgun aimed at the door.
08:27:42 syv: That doesn't work in Tachell, sadly.
08:28:20 syv: I'm pretty sure most uses of high speed use multiple actions in between bouts of speed, and you need poise to do other things during movement.
08:28:41 syv: Poise would mean less agility.
08:29:11 ER: (in a midnight clash of curcumstance at the mercy of my inhuman hands I will bring myself to see this challenge through)
08:29:21 MidJag: Cool. Well I will go to bed.
08:29:24 syv: Oh he posted/
08:29:27 syv: Night.(=
08:29:34 ER: a mass of slashing stabbing blades explodes out of the wall at you
08:29:40 MidJag: If there's a conseus on what to change lemme know
08:29:50 MidJag: otherwise good night
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08:29:59 syv: Heh. That smiley face was purely accidental, I missed the backspace key twice.
08:30:54 syv: ...Wait, no, I missed the IRC send button twice. Which is just above backspace.
08:31:05 ER: [runs behind you] "omae wa mou, shinderu" "nani?" [stabs you]
08:31:16 syv: Sometimes I wonder how I'm able to type anything correctly.
08:31:26 ER: trial and error~
08:32:34 syv: ER, are you gonna wait for others to join, or will this just be the adventures of the dynamic duo?
08:32:57 ER: *shrug*
08:33:23 syv: How bad is having -2 extraction?
08:34:45 ER: You might have a bad time if you piss off the one with good extraction.
08:35:11 Devastator: Extraction?
08:35:20 ER: Because Clay is currency, healing, and advancement.
08:35:22 Devastator: There's a skill that affects how well you clear jams?
08:36:20 syv: Only in my CQB games, Dev.
08:37:15 syv: Extraction in ER's is about ripping clay out of demon corpses.
08:49:59 ER: I'm pretty sure that if all this stuff was animated in time to the music you would not be able to tell what's happening :V
08:51:33 ER: also yup, that's a catgirl
08:51:51 Devastator: Okay.
09:02:11 syv: I look forward to watching MJ fail to play a catgirl.
09:02:57 Devastator: Isn't the only requirement randomly placed ~nyas?
09:02:58 ER: if you play chaotic neutral anything you do is consistant with your character so long as it's not consistant
09:03:17 syv: Like I said, he'll fail.
09:15:20 ER: if you act consistantly you're just a chaotic neutral with a weak imagination
09:16:17 syv: Oh, he'll play a CN, no doubt.
09:16:42 syv: She just won't nyaa, and I put at 20% chance her narration will forget that she's female.
09:17:25 ER: fun fact, both of the characters in this Paralyzed narrative are male
09:17:30 ER: weird, right?
09:17:43 syv: Are they?
09:17:50 syv: Oh, in your story.
09:18:38 ER: well, the abomination is kinda mostly an infestation but he makes a male presenting body for an "honorable" duel
09:18:40 syv: In mine, one of them is a fleshorror, and the other I was going to write first as a male, then go through and replace all gendered words with female equivalents, then PM that version to you.
09:20:25 ER: It's basically what I'd go for as a fleshhorror with lots of mass and fast morphing. Get into the walls, spread out, and form limbs to attack rapidly from multiple angles
09:20:55 ER: that's a strange plan
09:22:10 syv: I don't think I'd fight as a fleshorror, and if I did, it would likely be with guns.
09:23:02 ER: it's not fighting, it's hunting~
09:47:31 ER: I like daggers
09:48:22 ER: RPGs don't give daggers respect, treating them like just a melee weapon that does pitiful damage
09:50:53 syv: They don't get respect in Tachell either...
09:51:13 ER: knives suck lol
09:51:23 Devastator: tink.
09:51:30 Devastator: is punching better than knives?
09:51:37 ER: probably
10:02:36 syv: If you roll high and they're wearing good armor, yes, fists are better. Fists grapple.
10:02:41 syv: Also, goodnight.
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10:02:49 ER: kay
10:48:32 ER: 6 and a half minutes of audio is apparently worth 9700 characters. ;P
10:48:50 ER: okay, 6200 cutting out the lyrics
10:50:34 ER: hopefully it's not too much of a DF combat report ;P
10:55:06 ER: this was certainly worth over 3 hours of my life which I should have spent on sleep
11:05:44 ER: wellll that's that time to shut 'er down
11:06:24 ER: hopefully when I next start my computer VLC won't fucking crash when trying to watch the season 2 of an anime
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17:26:38 Devastator: So how's it going, dubs?
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21:13:26 ER: well fuck
21:13:45 ER: VLC still gets freezes
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