ERLOG 2019-02-04

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00:53:40 Devastator: 'lo
00:53:46 Devastator: heya Piecewise.
00:53:49 Devastator: ooh, Cabal.
01:22:42 Piecewise: hey not really around
01:22:49 Piecewise: but soon
01:24:50 Devastator: sooon!
01:26:25 Devastator: (thinking about Cabal turn. Wondering if I should converse about the plans through RP, as I'll be with this guy all night, or if it would be inappropriately unprofessional when I should be paying attention to the patient.)
01:26:32 Devastator: Thoughts, PW?
01:28:03 Devastator: (Also be nice to shoot the breeze with someone about the absurd upper limit to someone absuing 'strengthen' and 'grow.' ;-p
01:28:05 Devastator: )
01:40:18 Piecewise: Thats really a personal call
01:41:29 Devastator: Yeah. I'll probably split the difference.
01:43:23 Piecewise: Tell him and then give him amnesia
01:43:36 Devastator: Can I do that?
01:43:51 Piecewise: probably.
01:44:30 Devastator: Before that view came up I had some ideas to try and heal someone with a memory wipe.
01:44:36 Devastator: get info that way.
01:49:53 Piecewise: Possible
01:50:08 Piecewise: anything's possible with enough mana pumped straight into your face
01:50:43 Devastator: Pretty much, yeah.
01:51:08 Devastator: "I strengthen your brain's ability to recover from damage with a d8 spell."
01:51:25 Devastator: And then tomorrow stack a d6 temp spell of the same thing, and see if the guy can remember anything the day after that.
02:08:15 Devastator: Eh, at the end of the day, Saeko is still quite young. I've never known any 14 year olds to be good at sitting still and remaining quiet. ;-p
02:08:25 Devastator: So I think some manner of blather is going to happen.
02:08:48 Devastator: I just hope with 1d10+1 will it comes off more as endearing than frightening.
02:11:04 Piecewise: That is a hope
02:13:05 Devastator: Current idea is that I want to link the 'patch' with the channel behind it with a grow word, so that the patch expands and shrinks with the channel link.
02:13:14 Devastator: And I am annoyed that View failed.. but, so it goes. ;-p
02:34:22 Piecewise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkoQFtY-Xr0
02:38:29 Devastator: Hmm?
02:38:43 Piecewise: its just a fun video
02:38:49 Piecewise: that I found accidently
02:39:07 Devastator: Heh.
02:40:15 Devastator: ..I'm trying to remember if that was a parody or a serious article about that very subject.. ;-p
02:41:52 Devastator: Maybe if I ever get Saeko all the way to the left end of the map I'll just go mad with power.
02:55:09 Piecewise: No one has gone to the gravid ruins yet
02:55:29 Devastator: The stuff in the sludge bit to the southeast?
02:55:35 Devastator: Right, that was on the menu.
02:56:14 Devastator: should be reachable via giant bird. I hope the town pays off enough mana to afford that.
02:56:27 Devastator: What sort of mana would that pay?
02:58:38 Piecewise: No
02:58:42 Piecewise: northwest
02:58:45 Piecewise: far corner
02:59:03 Devastator: oh, NW.
02:59:08 Devastator: Hmm, that's reasonable.
02:59:31 Devastator: before hearing about the sludge cities the 'plan', if you could call it that, was to go west, and then vaguely loop around north until I return to the start point.
03:03:11 Devastator: Hmm.
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03:03:26 Devastator: Maybe I should take over the town, ala the mechanics when it was still a faction-based game.
03:03:40 midnightjaguar: Dubs what time zone are you again?
03:03:51 Piecewise: las vegas
03:03:57 Piecewise: no idea that that is
03:04:36 Piecewise: we don't have day night cycles here. We have day-neon cycles so my grasp of time is a little vague
03:04:46 Piecewise: but 2 hours till movie time
03:04:57 midnightjaguar: Cool.
03:05:09 Piecewise: everyone got it downloaded or need the link again?
03:05:15 Devastator: I got it.
03:06:02 Devastator: Nah, all I'd want is free fish every visit, a building I can stay in when I'm here and can be a clinic when I'm not, and first dibs on any word-related items someone turns up.
03:06:07 Devastator: And probably a business I can invest in.
03:07:20 Piecewise: I mean
03:07:29 Piecewise: you could set up a wandering clinic
03:07:40 Devastator: That's the idea with the giant animal.
03:07:43 Devastator: so I can just carry it.
03:07:52 Piecewise: wagon works too
03:08:04 Devastator: Yeah.. but would that make a good air ambulance?
03:08:07 Piecewise: Or ancient levitation equipment
03:08:40 Devastator: Or Oz's 'Force' word.
03:08:47 Devastator: (Hell of a word. Shame at his lack of mana.)
03:09:31 Devastator: could easily make a flying machine with it.
03:09:40 Devastator: or a perpetual motion machine.
03:09:43 Devastator: or anything, really.
03:10:50 Devastator: A really, really good gun.
03:11:00 Devastator: A crossbow that you can crank infinitely.
03:11:03 Piecewise: a really awkward relationship
03:11:13 Devastator: I suppose.
03:11:30 Piecewise: I mean
03:11:46 Piecewise: you saw the relationship between the emperor and vader
03:11:50 Piecewise: and they were always using the force
03:11:58 Devastator: Heh.
03:12:23 Devastator: Hmm.. can I use strengthen to affect interpersonal relationships? I mean, it'd be evil, but I'm sure there would be fun to be had. ;-p
03:12:39 Piecewise: probably
03:13:03 Piecewise: it would be trickier than just a solid object but no reason you can't
03:13:09 Devastator: Saeko, relationship counsellor.
03:13:26 Piecewise: Saeko, relationship forcer
03:13:37 Piecewise: there it is again
03:13:39 Devastator: Yeah. That'd be a little bit uncomfortable.
03:13:56 Devastator: I miss Coven.
03:14:05 Devastator: Was fun having a character who would actually do stuff like that.
03:14:17 Piecewise: did it die?
03:14:31 Devastator: Yeah, NJW's had enough of it. Maybe I'll poke him again.
03:14:36 Piecewise: hey o
03:14:47 Devastator: Haven't mentioned it since December.
03:16:01 Devastator: Nan was good fun, though. Wanted power, and would do pretty much anything to get it, unless it seemed like it would hamper later efforts to get power.
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03:16:20 MJ: hmm, Dubs what was the link for those moives?
03:17:29 Piecewise: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1UfGrSxozex2i0goBifUmOiGBZAh4clu9
03:17:50 MJ: Ah right
03:17:50 Piecewise: We're watching magnetic rose first, so if you don't have time to get them all, grab that to start with
03:18:26 MJ: how big of files are they?
03:19:14 Devastator: about 1 GB for the first one.
03:19:20 Piecewise: yeah
03:19:22 Piecewise: its the largest
03:19:47 MJ: I've got time
03:21:15 MJ: Cool, gotten
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03:54:41 MJ: Have you seen the python script syv made that essentially generates descriptions of mall ninja guns?
03:54:49 Piecewise_: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1549249434938.png
03:54:58 Piecewise_: nay
03:55:25 Piecewise_: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1549247783454.jpg
03:56:06 MJ: Hmm, I don't have it with me on this computer, but you should ask him about it next time you see him, it's great
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03:56:28 Piecewise_: I think I had a similar generator for weapons back in the old days
03:56:42 Piecewise_: The Neon Revolver stuff
03:57:06 MJ: Ah yeah, I remember playing that was fun
03:57:23 MJ: As I recall walls were fucking OP.
03:59:32 MJ: That was the one with the cards right?
04:01:06 Piecewise_: yep
04:08:10 Devastator: Yeah, that was fun.
04:10:30 Devastator: I hope syv makes it here.
04:10:33 Devastator: and ER.
04:13:18 Piecewise_: Sy probably
04:13:22 Piecewise_: ER, probably not
04:31:13 Piecewise_: 30 minutes
04:39:41 Devastator: 20 minutes
04:39:48 Devastator: I'm an idiot, anyway.
04:40:10 Piecewise_: ?
04:40:44 Devastator: The mage I'm going after in Cabal is probably an empath. Hence all the sucking.
04:42:05 Devastator: Probably has some sort of mind word, and keeps slaves for mana and other services.
04:44:38 Devastator: probably broke the requirement for touch to be part of the mana ritual, too.
04:52:09 Devastator: dammit syv.
04:52:33 Piecewise_: We can wait a bit longer
04:52:40 Piecewise_: if you and MJ are cool with it
04:52:48 MJ: I'm cool with it
04:52:53 Devastator: I'm ok.
04:53:04 Devastator: I need to go wash my coat, anyhoo.
04:53:11 Piecewise_: give him till 9:30 then?
04:53:15 MJ: sure.
04:53:16 Devastator: kk
04:54:08 MJ: can you not just use a washing machine for a coat dev?
04:57:27 Devastator: Yes.. but it's my winter coat, in midwinter.
04:57:53 Piecewise_: Mid winter?
04:58:08 Piecewise_: *Looks outside at the trees, which are on fire*
04:58:15 Piecewise_: Yeah I guess
04:58:17 Devastator: Yeah. It isn't late winter until about Valentine's day.
04:59:36 Devastator: It's also 25 below zero.
04:59:53 Piecewise_: oh thats right
05:00:02 MJ: is that Celcius or Faregneight?
05:00:04 Piecewise_: you live somewhere in canada don't you
05:00:06 Devastator: C.
05:00:10 Devastator: Yes.
05:00:35 Piecewise_: To quote my french canadian wife "Why would anyone choose to live in canada?"
05:01:02 Devastator: It's a lot cheaper, that's for sure.
05:01:09 Piecewise_: is it?
05:01:19 Devastator: Ooh, yeah.
05:01:27 Piecewise_: maybe it depends where
05:01:52 Devastator: Yeah, to a point.
05:01:57 Piecewise_: because my wife makes like 4 times as much here in the states as she did back in canada for equal work and lives in a house like 5 times bigger for the same price
05:01:58 Devastator: but.. some stuff in general, too.
05:02:10 Devastator shrugs
05:02:16 Piecewise_: then again
05:02:39 Piecewise_: maybe she just lived in a bad province
05:02:45 Devastator: Houses can be pretty local, too.
05:02:55 Piecewise_: Quebec and all
05:03:07 Piecewise_: ack, my back
05:03:09 Devastator: I'm not sure about the four times thing, though. Can't think of much that would hit that big of a differential.
05:03:51 Piecewise_: She made like 23K year after taxes in canada
05:03:59 Piecewise_: makes over 100K here, after taxes
05:04:33 Devastator shrugs.
05:04:37 Devastator: I know I'd make less in the states.
05:04:48 Piecewise_: it probably varies depending on job
05:04:52 Piecewise_: she's in medicine
05:05:01 MJ: That's definetlly the difference dubs
05:05:26 MJ: Medicine in Canada's pretty different from the states.
05:05:27 Devastator: Yeah.
05:05:36 Devastator: On the high end you can make more in the states, in general.
05:05:54 Devastator: in the middle or at the bottom, it's easier in Canada.
05:06:03 Piecewise_: of course she has nothing but horror stories about Canadian medicine, part of the reason she moved. But apparently it was particularly bad in quebec
05:07:53 Devastator: I can imagine that.
05:08:10 Devastator: I think you said it was the mid-ninties, too, which was particularly harsh.
05:08:40 Devastator: To be fair, though, I've seen some pretty bad personal horror stories about medicine in the US.
05:11:47 MJ: Hmm, Canada uses the same system of medicine as the UK right dev?
05:11:54 MJ: Or same set up I mean?
05:12:02 Devastator: Dunno.
05:12:05 Devastator: don't know much about the UK system.
05:22:44 MJ: I know it's socalized, but not a ton about it. I'm takeing a class that talks about it actually though, so eventually I should konw more
05:23:19 Devastator: Ahh, word that means nothing, that.
05:25:39 MJ: True.
05:27:14 Devastator: No syv.
05:27:15 Devastator: dammit.
05:27:25 MJ: a little longer?
05:27:55 Devastator: Nah, lets get going.
05:28:16 MJ: Aight.
05:28:46 Devastator: someone poke PW.
05:28:56 Piecewise_: poke
05:28:56 MJ: piecewise_
05:29:27 Devastator: ok.
05:29:33 Devastator: so first up is magnetic rose?
05:29:36 Piecewise_: Yep
05:29:48 Piecewise_: I assume everyone checked to make sure their video had subtitles?
05:29:54 Devastator: This one does, yes.
05:30:05 Devastator: so.. play it?
05:30:10 Piecewise_: alright. I have no idea the media player people are using so eh
05:30:13 Piecewise_: Alright
05:30:14 Piecewise_: 1
05:30:15 Piecewise_: 2
05:30:17 Piecewise_: 3
05:30:19 Piecewise_: go
05:30:31 Devastator: Otomo there.
05:30:39 MJ: Gotit I belive
05:30:51 Devastator: How long is it?
05:31:00 Piecewise_: 44 minutes for this one
05:31:05 MJ: 44~
05:31:06 Piecewise_: others are shorter
05:31:24 Devastator: Wait.. is the video itself letterboxed?
05:31:32 MJ: Man why is all old anime really pretty?
05:32:03 Devastator: spess garbage disposal.
05:32:12 Piecewise_: it might be dev
05:32:14 MJ: Oh, so it's like Alien
05:32:19 Piecewise_: this is a good 26 years old
05:32:31 Devastator: Dammit, I can do that myself if I wanted it.
05:32:48 Piecewise_: And thats what they call "Budget" MJ~
05:32:54 MJ: Ah
05:33:17 Devastator: Well, he's dead.
05:33:19 Devastator: Ivan Ivanov.
05:33:23 MJ: Yuo
05:34:04 Devastator: Aoshima, eh?
05:34:26 MJ: I like his suit.
05:35:01 Devastator: So Heinz, Ivanov..
05:36:16 Piecewise_: this is the same guy by the way MJ
05:36:25 Piecewise_: as Paprika, perfect blue, etc
05:36:27 Devastator: Same guy as what?
05:36:44 MJ: ^
05:37:07 Devastator: Lemme guess.
05:37:21 Piecewise_: as wrote paprika, perfect blue, millennium actress, paranoia agent, etc
05:37:24 Devastator: Alien but with a twist?
05:37:34 MJ: oh I see dubs
05:38:26 Devastator: so.. space junk alien?
05:38:35 MJ: Yeah.
05:39:19 MJ: Nice music
05:39:44 Devastator: "Early Music"
05:39:51 Devastator sighs at renaming 'classical.'
05:39:59 MJ: Is that a thing?
05:40:10 MJ: I've never heard anyone call it classical
05:40:13 Devastator: Dunno. I really hope that wasn't serious.
05:40:15 Devastator: What?
05:40:24 Devastator: You've never heard the phrase 'classical music?'
05:40:25 MJ: I mean early
05:40:29 MJ: heh, whoops
05:40:47 MJ: I've never heard anyone call it early music
05:41:07 Devastator: Ran into that last week. I hope it isn't an actual thing.
05:41:11 Piecewise_: gotta make sure not to value those european things over say...solja boy
05:42:00 Devastator: Hehe.
05:42:10 Devastator: The gravity monster.
05:42:32 Devastator: tiger lady, of course.
05:42:47 MJ: Nice
05:42:56 Devastator: Tiger lady it is, then.
05:43:01 Devastator: looks like lady, bites like tiger.
05:44:14 MJ: Definetlly tiger lady
05:44:34 Devastator: So what's the bite gonna be?
05:44:47 Devastator: Other than the obvious illusion.
05:44:56 MJ: Hmm.
05:45:36 Devastator: Rogue AI.
05:45:37 MJ: Insane AI
05:45:43 MJ: ninja
05:46:35 MJ: .......why would you ever take off your helmet at that point?
05:47:08 Devastator: Well.. yeah.
05:47:17 Piecewise_: I mean, he is an idiot
05:47:28 Piecewise_: this has been established
05:47:33 Devastator: Eh, lives a carefree and trustworthy life.
05:47:39 MJ: True but still. Why does heinz take his off?
05:47:51 Devastator: Didn't he throw up?
05:48:00 MJ: Nah, idiot did
05:49:00 MJ: I like this places style.
05:49:41 Devastator: No... they're not fake.
05:49:46 Devastator: everything else is.
05:50:15 MJ: ? Dude the dresses crumpled
05:50:19 Devastator: Yeah.
05:50:25 Devastator: They're also 160 years old.
05:50:43 MJ: Is a time frame established?
05:50:55 Devastator: Date on one of the trophy, date of entry claim.
05:50:58 Devastator: trophies.
05:51:12 MJ: Ah, I missed the date of entry claim
05:51:25 Devastator: Yup, and Miggie in the picture.
05:51:29 Devastator: Run, don't walk.
05:51:31 Piecewise_: he says 2005 was a century earlier
05:51:36 MJ: True.
05:51:38 Devastator: 'Last Century'
05:51:43 Piecewise_: so 2105 at the very least
05:51:49 Devastator: I think the entry claim was 2160 something.
05:51:52 MJ: So 2031 was like 70 years old
05:51:56 MJ: ish
05:52:17 MJ: Ah, Heinz has a daughter so it's going to mess with him by bring up kids
05:52:44 Devastator: And Miggie is a womanizer.
05:52:48 MJ: yuo
05:52:49 MJ: yup
05:54:00 MJ: heh, she is a Tiger Lady
05:54:17 MJ: She killed him
05:54:30 Devastator: Maaaybe. Can't say for certain.
05:54:37 MJ: Then made the fake place to pretend he still exsist and she has her voice
05:54:44 MJ: That's my guess at any rate
05:54:51 Devastator: Yeah, seems reasonable.
05:55:14 Devastator: Gravity is a harsh mistress.
05:55:18 MJ: They aren't talking about her as though she should be old and dead
05:55:19 MJ: though
05:55:27 Piecewise_: Should probably have put the helmet on
05:55:29 MJ: So maybe it wasn't that long ago.
05:55:39 Piecewise_: the guy said "She might have used cold sleep"
05:55:43 Devastator: This doesn't look recent.
05:55:47 MJ: Ah. Missed that
05:55:49 Piecewise_: so they think she might have been cryo'd
05:56:08 Devastator: I'm amazed he isn't freaking out.
05:56:13 Devastator: I mean, really.
05:56:34 MJ: OKay, that's where you just put on your helmet grab your gun and run.
05:56:46 Devastator: I don't think he can find it, he put it down.
05:56:59 MJ: Still, at least put on your helmet
05:57:07 Piecewise_: I think its still on his back
05:57:10 Devastator: Ahh.
05:57:11 MJ: It is
05:57:18 MJ: I think he dropped his gun
05:57:23 Devastator: But the tentacle kisses will stop if he does that.
05:57:24 Piecewise_: yeah, when he fell
05:57:29 Piecewise_: he at least dropped the pistol
05:57:45 MJ: She tottally killed him.
05:57:49 Devastator: Aye.
05:58:31 Devastator: Post stabbing backstory.
05:58:32 Piecewise_: back when they used actual kids for voice acting
05:58:40 Devastator: Amazing.
05:59:35 Devastator: ..Is he going to be dead after all that?
05:59:55 MJ: Nah he's realizing it's a hologram
06:00:08 MJ: See?
06:00:08 Devastator: Made his save.
06:00:13 MJ: heh, yup
06:00:37 MJ: Hmm, this doesn't feel like AI franklly
06:00:41 Piecewise_: Nice hologram system eh?
06:00:47 MJ: But I don't have a better suggestion
06:00:51 Devastator: Yeah, got some stuff backing it up.
06:01:03 Devastator: Okay, now he's gonna die.
06:01:06 MJ: Yup
06:01:51 Piecewise_: who gave them lasers
06:01:53 MJ: Hmm, Idiot's definetlly going to die
06:01:55 Piecewise_: who gave them lasers
06:01:58 MJ: Heinz might not
06:02:00 Devastator: Hmm?
06:02:06 Devastator: Who didn't give them lasers?
06:03:24 Devastator: Welp, the inevitable conclusion has been reached.
06:03:40 MJ: Just shoot him in the leg
06:04:21 Devastator: Aww, it didn't burp.
06:04:28 MJ: Hmm, well this is pretty cool.
06:05:15 Devastator: Yup.
06:05:46 Devastator: Always a bad thing when people iwll kill to save.
06:05:55 MJ: ?
06:06:17 MJ: Ah, he's kids dead and that's why she said he would understand
06:06:20 Devastator: "I killed my Carlos so I can save my Carlos."
06:07:47 MJ: Man, he needs to work on his will saves. He only managed one.
06:08:16 Devastator: Two.
06:08:26 MJ: Yup
06:08:36 MJ: I thought he was gonna fail that one
06:08:46 Piecewise_: 2117 on his id there
06:08:53 Devastator: Ah, ok.
06:09:10 MJ: Hmm, so long time ago but not that long ago.
06:09:47 MJ: hmm, this is a lot more positve than I expected.
06:09:53 Devastator: Nothing new under the sun in the land of memories.
06:10:38 MJ: hey, we were right.
06:10:45 Devastator: Yeah.
06:10:51 Devastator: Probably fairly obvious, really.
06:10:55 MJ: yeah
06:11:17 Devastator: good old Aoshima.
06:11:20 MJ: heh
06:11:41 Devastator: Ouch.
06:11:41 MJ: Man, that would make an amazing weapon.
06:11:55 Devastator: Eh, not really that good for space weapons, really.
06:12:03 MJ: But still.
06:12:15 Devastator: big power is big weapons.
06:12:29 Devastator: ..I .. Should.. Have.. Had.. My... Helmet.. On...
06:12:33 MJ: Yeah, but it's still taking down a ship the sie of an asteroid
06:12:42 Devastator: Nah, it didn't.
06:12:48 Devastator: Probably was a net loss, though.
06:13:15 MJ: true
06:13:26 MJ: Definitely some major damage
06:14:51 MJ: Hmm, I guess he did have time to put on his helmet
06:15:01 MJ: Well that was cool dubs
06:15:06 Piecewise_: ye
06:15:07 Devastator: Ahh, Ivan, died as he lived, drunk as a skunk and pushing buttons. ;-p
06:15:23 Piecewise_: So we can do stink bomb or cannon fodder next
06:15:25 Piecewise_: your choice
06:15:34 MJ: Which would you recomend?
06:15:48 Piecewise_: The canon order is stink bomb next
06:15:54 Devastator: #2 is called stink bomb, so lets do that.
06:16:00 AoshimaMichio: what?
06:16:04 AoshimaMichio: who called me?
06:16:11 AoshimaMichio: why have you summoned me, mortal?
06:16:12 Piecewise_: NO ONE
06:16:13 MJ: hiya Aoshima long time no see
06:16:13 Piecewise_: GO TO BED
06:16:16 Devastator: There was a character in the show we were watching called Aoshima.
06:16:27 AoshimaMichio: It wasn't me, I swear
06:16:33 Piecewise_: nah he's dead so
06:16:40 Piecewise_: probably not
06:16:47 AoshimaMichio: I'm very much alive, thank you
06:16:54 Devastator: Could be you, it was set in the future after all.
06:16:54 Piecewise_: anyways, everybody got stink bomb ready?
06:16:57 Devastator: `1
06:17:08 Piecewise_: 1
06:17:09 MJ: almost
06:17:15 MJ: got it
06:17:19 Piecewise_: Alright
06:17:20 Piecewise_: 1
06:17:21 Piecewise_: 2
06:17:22 Piecewise_: 3
06:17:23 Piecewise_: go
06:17:33 Devastator: Anyone on Discord make it here.
06:17:39 Piecewise_: don't think so
06:17:42 MJ: Shame
06:17:47 Piecewise_: *shrug*
06:17:49 Piecewise_: their loss
06:17:53 MJ: True
06:18:10 Devastator: Original beats extra crispy.
06:18:11 MJ: ..They vaccinate for cold?
06:18:31 Devastator: Isn't there something odd about the relationship between Japanese society and their doctors?
06:18:40 MJ: I have no idea.
06:18:42 MJ: Dubs?
06:18:50 Piecewise_: sort of
06:18:54 Piecewise_: depends
06:19:01 Piecewise_: that seems like a country doctor
06:19:08 Piecewise_: which is a lot more informal
06:19:12 Devastator: Well, this looks bad.
06:19:13 Devastator: Plague?
06:19:29 Piecewise_: funky
06:19:36 Devastator: Man destroys the world via sneeze?
06:20:02 Devastator: Yeah, this looks like that.
06:20:03 MJ: hmmm, bioweapon?
06:20:11 Devastator: sick people working on bioweapons.
06:20:15 Devastator: always a good idea.
06:20:43 Devastator: oh god.
06:20:46 MJ: .....
06:21:35 Devastator: ...
06:21:39 Devastator: YOU WORK IN A LAB
06:21:40 MJ: ......
06:21:43 Devastator: YOU DON"T EAT RANDOM DRUGS
06:21:50 Devastator: sparkles.
06:21:51 Piecewise_: Eat them all
06:21:53 Devastator: that means good, right?
06:21:55 Piecewise_: inject into yourself
06:22:00 Piecewise_: SPACE PIRATE RULES
06:22:10 MJ: With any luck he will become the biowraon
06:22:15 MJ: bioweapon
06:22:17 Devastator: Yeah, that seems about right.
06:22:46 Devastator: oh god, world destruction due to excessive good smell. Heh.
06:23:02 MJ: who the hell is that dumb to just eat random sample drugs?
06:23:14 Devastator: Takahashi Noboru, apparently.
06:23:33 MJ: ......
06:23:37 MJ: I have no words
06:24:09 Devastator: Lack of imagination, pissant! ;-p
06:24:12 Piecewise_: OMNITECH at work
06:24:32 MJ: Heh, this is the kind of pharmacuticals Umbrella would sell
06:24:48 Devastator: So.. is everyone dead?
06:24:53 Devastator: or what?
06:24:56 MJ: I guess
06:25:27 Devastator: Okay, man produces bioweapons internally, and sweats it out.
06:25:32 MJ: I do wonder why you would leave the world ending pills just lying around.
06:25:34 Devastator: well, that's a stink bomb indeed.
06:25:35 MJ: Yup
06:25:48 MJ: Nice blood.
06:25:51 Piecewise_: I mean, it might have been an unexpected interaction
06:26:03 MJ: The guy seemed to know something was wrong
06:26:04 Devastator: That's some unexpected interaction.
06:26:33 MJ: Like the old guy.
06:26:33 Devastator: I mean, there's dry mouth, drowsiness, organ failure, sweating bioweapons..
06:26:38 Devastator: Warning label?
06:26:50 Devastator: to keep people from coming here, idiot.
06:26:59 MJ: God damnit
06:27:10 Devastator: ...
06:27:28 Devastator: Soemone should tell this guy something.
06:28:19 MJ: Though I do wonder why the guy turned it off. if it would let him stagger out an explnation and quarentine the building
06:28:30 Piecewise_: "unconscious" hmmm
06:28:39 Devastator: Yeah, these guys aren't unconscious.
06:28:52 Devastator: ..That's not good orders.
06:28:57 MJ: yeah
06:29:11 Devastator: You tell him to stay RIGHT THE FUCK THERE, and send someone in a biosuit.
06:29:15 MJ: yeah
06:29:54 MJ: Just accept that your fucked and try to prevent people from getting the entire world fucked
06:30:08 Piecewise_: nah
06:30:13 Piecewise_: eat shit japan
06:30:24 Devastator: Well, maybe he'll die en-route.
06:30:29 MJ: I always forget it snows in Japan
06:30:34 Devastator: Not so much anymore.
06:30:36 MJ: I just never associate it with being cold
06:30:47 Piecewise_: the mountains can get pretty cold
06:31:09 MJ: I do wonder how he got out of Quarentine
06:31:22 Piecewise_: guy has a pretty big radius of effect eh?
06:31:28 Devastator: Yup.
06:31:31 MJ: yup
06:31:36 Devastator: Shouda never left that building.
06:31:39 MJ: yup
06:31:42 Piecewise_: woops
06:31:57 MJ: Oppsie doopsie, I guess we killed the world
06:31:57 Piecewise_: That time I accidently an entire city
06:32:13 Devastator: No biggie. I mean, this wouldn't even qualify as a -9 yet.
06:32:41 MJ: I feel like it's only a 9 if you kill an entire biosphere
06:32:48 Piecewise_: This is like evangelion music here
06:32:57 MJ: evngelion?
06:33:09 Devastator: giant angels trying to kill the world?
06:33:14 Piecewise_: neon genesis evangelion
06:33:17 Piecewise_: come on MJ
06:33:21 Piecewise_: really
06:33:37 MJ: Wrong kind of gas mask
06:33:47 Devastator: That's.. pretty impressive.
06:33:51 MJ: What?
06:33:58 Devastator: Gojira!
06:34:03 Devastator: Aii! Gojira!
06:34:10 Devastator: or what was the plant thing?
06:34:13 Devastator: Biolaante?
06:34:19 Piecewise_: THe happening?
06:34:27 MJ: heh, it is kinda like the happening
06:34:32 MJ: .....oh god
06:34:48 Devastator: Well, that's.. actually understandable. Although I mighta tried a phone first.
06:34:57 MJ: No yeah it's understandble
06:34:58 Piecewise_: this guy is a bad mix of dense and determined
06:35:08 MJ: It's just that I know what's giong to happne
06:35:20 Devastator: Everyone dies, and this guy is too dumb to get he's doing it.
06:35:45 Devastator: They going to drop leaflets on this guy?
06:35:48 MJ: Yup. I mean to be fair, it would probably take a second to realize your responible for it
06:36:11 Devastator: That guy should have tipped him off.
06:36:18 Devastator: I hope he doesn't know how to fly a helicopter.
06:36:33 MJ: heh
06:36:58 MJ: I mean I think when the third guy drops dead and your unaffected once they get within a certain radius of you then yeah.
06:37:15 Devastator: ...
06:37:22 MJ: ....THEY DON'T GET IT EITHER!
06:37:33 Devastator: I see stupidity is more of a state of being rather than an exception in this world.
06:37:41 MJ: YEAH
06:37:44 Piecewise_: AHHHHHHHHHH
06:37:53 Devastator: MAKE A BIG SIGN
06:38:17 MJ: I still think they have the wrong gas mask on. They need the closed circuit one.
06:38:24 Devastator: Yeah.
06:38:27 Devastator: that should do it.
06:38:30 Piecewise_: He must be fucking burning through calories to keep producing this much gas
06:38:32 MJ: ....okay, now he should get it
06:38:42 Devastator: I doubt it.
06:38:47 Piecewise_: Dense but determined
06:38:50 Devastator: He's a worker.
06:38:52 MJ: Or at least think he's immune to it
06:38:53 Piecewise_: a very bad combination
06:38:55 Devastator: Nothing gonna stop that worker.
06:39:03 MJ: See that guy gets it
06:39:09 Piecewise_: Japanese salary man
06:39:11 Devastator: SHOOT HIM.
06:39:15 MJ: ^
06:39:37 MJ: Or at least yell at him to stay away
06:39:37 Piecewise_: he is unfortunately a complete idiot
06:39:42 Devastator: It won't be good, but it will stabilize the situation.
06:40:20 Devastator: It's like a dog scared of its tail.
06:40:31 MJ: Hmm, I mean I guess it's possible somebody wouldn't get it
06:40:50 MJ: heh
06:40:57 Devastator: I wonder what the last screwup was.
06:41:01 MJ: Carpet bomb the area?
06:41:30 Devastator: Just need a copter to track him, and shoot him with a sniper. Too early for a drone?
06:41:57 MJ: Give a couple of other soliders closed in airfilters and shoot him?
06:42:02 MJ: WHY!
06:42:04 Devastator: WHY THE FUCK NOT?
06:42:15 Devastator: HE"S KILLED MILLIONS!
06:42:19 Devastator: YOU CAN SHOOT HIM!
06:42:25 MJ: THAT ISN'T A FUCKING SAMPLE THAT'S A FUCKING BIOWEAPON.
06:42:47 Devastator: okay, now this is funny.
06:42:51 MJ: Yeah.
06:43:09 Piecewise_: Someone better send in the HMRC
06:43:14 Devastator: They'd make it worse.
06:43:21 MJ: I think this is something the HMRC would cause dubs
06:43:41 MJ: Dear god somebone shoot him
06:44:17 Devastator: nice miss, dude.
06:44:27 MJ: okay, now they aren't even trying
06:44:33 MJ: Jus have an apache kill him
06:44:50 Devastator: Hell, don't modern tanks have NBC kits?
06:44:55 MJ: They do
06:45:06 Devastator: machine guns.
06:45:13 Devastator: not cannon, on the forward route.
06:45:41 Devastator: My god, these guys suck.
06:45:52 Piecewise_: [1]
06:46:00 Devastator: This is a lotta ones.
06:46:30 MJ: Nah, that guy just only rolls 5's
06:47:09 Devastator: Probably at least five or six.
06:47:17 MJ: you'd think they could also blast a giant speaker saying you will kill us all if you don't go away.
06:47:26 Devastator: seven.
06:47:33 Devastator: eight.
06:48:05 MJ: Nuke Japan again?
06:48:11 Devastator: Tokyo this time.
06:48:48 Piecewise_: "English"
06:49:00 Devastator: ...
06:49:03 Devastator: they put someone in a suit.
06:49:14 Piecewise_: Here comes the HMRC
06:49:17 MJ: ^
06:49:34 MJ: Just nuke him.
06:49:39 Devastator: That doesn't work.
06:49:47 Devastator: you need to roll three dice to successfully nuke something.
06:49:50 Devastator: Never happen.
06:50:10 Piecewise_: He'd just ride the blast wave into the president's house
06:50:12 MJ: heh, is this entire movie a paraody of a japense salarymans mindest?
06:50:23 Devastator: ooh, was wondering if they'd do that.
06:50:29 Devastator: gotta seal both ends.
06:50:44 MJ: ?
06:50:47 Piecewise_: They do mention him being hungry from producing the gas at least
06:50:49 Devastator: oh, they aren't burying him.
06:50:52 Devastator: this is the capture team.
06:50:56 MJ: I see.
06:51:07 Devastator: why they dont' just seal the tunnel at both ends, I dunno.
06:51:21 MJ: Okay, I want to see this thing in action
06:52:15 Devastator: Someone had fun animating that guy.
06:52:23 MJ: That' just a cool anmiation
06:52:32 Devastator: I meant the guy waving his arms around.
06:52:41 MJ: Of deifnetlly.
06:52:51 MJ: Just fucking shoot him in the head, right now
06:53:30 Devastator: Yeah, you can use the suits to get tissue samples.
06:53:36 MJ: Exactlly
06:53:58 MJ: I mean this isn't even really a usable bioweapon beyond being a way of saying fuck you to the world
06:54:12 MJ: ...Which is most bioweapons
06:54:16 MJ: But this one more so
06:54:17 Piecewise_: RUN AWAY
06:54:20 Devastator: Don't worry. They'll evac the few people who get missed and call it a victory. ;-p
06:54:48 Devastator: did he pass out?
06:55:08 Devastator: Huh, got him. That's a suprise.
06:55:11 MJ: ....huh, the Americans actually did stuff.
06:55:19 MJ: I'm legit suprised by that
06:55:23 Devastator: Yeah.
06:55:23 Piecewise_: The yanks are ok!
06:55:34 Piecewise_: HMRC wins out again
06:55:36 MJ: ^
06:55:37 Devastator: I think he only killed maaaybe ten million people.
06:56:04 Devastator: and is all stinky.
06:56:12 Devastator: Yup.
06:56:14 Devastator: that's the briefcase.
06:57:05 MJ: ......
06:57:13 MJ: That is the dumbest man in all of human history
06:57:38 MJ: Well that was entertainnig
06:57:40 Devastator: Yeah.
06:57:43 Devastator: better than the first one.
06:57:46 Devastator: more ridiculous.
06:57:48 Piecewise_: Well, one more
06:57:49 MJ: Def
06:57:58 Piecewise_: I'm gonna go pee real fast, grab some water
06:58:06 Piecewise_: then we do cannon fodder
06:58:11 Devastator: ok.
06:58:14 Devastator: gonna do the same.
06:58:18 MJ: same
06:59:42 MJ: back
07:00:08 Devastator: back.
07:00:13 Devastator: gonna run a birdgame turn after.
07:00:19 MJ: aight
07:00:26 Piecewise_: back again
07:00:31 Piecewise_: everyone ready?
07:00:46 MJ: y
07:01:01 Devastator: `1
07:01:04 Piecewise_: 1
07:01:06 Piecewise_: 2
07:01:07 Piecewise_: 3
07:01:08 Piecewise_: go
07:01:21 Devastator: tick tock.
07:01:21 MJ: hello mr clock
07:01:34 Piecewise_: its a nice clock eh?
07:01:39 MJ: yeah.
07:01:49 MJ: Strange looking kid.
07:01:57 Devastator: Looks like kid beethro.
07:02:05 Devastator: could be from the eighth.
07:02:21 MJ: Man this just become ever more HMRC like :P
07:02:41 Devastator: hmm?
07:02:47 MJ: Oh just the name
07:03:57 MJ: Hmm, they live in a tank?
07:04:00 Devastator: looks great.
07:04:04 Devastator: I mean, really great.
07:04:13 MJ: yeah
07:04:16 Devastator: cannon town.
07:04:21 MJ: This deinfeltly the best looking one
07:04:26 Devastator: Indeed.
07:04:53 Devastator: This could totally be the Eighth.
07:04:58 MJ: Eigth?
07:05:02 MJ: ...
07:05:07 MJ: Eighth
07:05:17 Devastator: Eighth. The world deadly Rooms of Death is set in.
07:05:22 MJ: Ah
07:05:38 Devastator: It's called that, because the world is shaped like a pie slice, but the edges wrap onto each other.
07:05:42 MJ: This looks like one of those old anti WWI cartoons.
07:05:45 Devastator: so 1/8 of a circle.
07:05:48 MJ: Ah
07:06:28 MJ: They've even got the masks down
07:07:37 Devastator: That gun doesn't look long enough for the calibre. ;-p
07:07:56 Devastator: looong shot.
07:08:10 MJ: oh?
07:08:16 Devastator: 42 degree launch angle?
07:08:19 MJ: ah right
07:08:44 Devastator: should use gun elevators.
07:08:50 Devastator: but yeah.
07:08:55 MJ: I feel like most of this could be automated
07:09:14 MJ: I mean most of those guys are standing around
07:09:53 Devastator: Yeah. You'll still want two on each side to make sure it's right, and probably someone running the carriage.
07:09:54 Devastator: but yeah..
07:10:16 MJ: God this looks good
07:10:24 Devastator: ..Is it steam simply to elevate the gun?
07:10:26 Devastator: wow.
07:10:29 MJ: I think?
07:10:46 MJ: Whatever they're shooting can't be too fast.
07:10:57 Devastator: dammit, don't use minutes and decimal degrees in the same orders!
07:11:05 Devastator: Hmm..
07:11:08 Devastator: actually, that might be okay.
07:11:09 Piecewise_: Steam must be to move the gun around
07:11:12 Devastator: Yeah.
07:11:21 Devastator: You'll need some people sitting around for that.
07:11:44 Devastator: looks like it. And pretty slow fire. That carriage must be amazing.
07:12:11 Piecewise_: This is a cannon based economy.
07:12:15 MJ: heh
07:12:20 Devastator: seems like it.
07:12:37 MJ: This must way several tons
07:12:45 Devastator: several thousand.
07:12:56 MJ: I mean the shell itself
07:13:00 Devastator: ahh.
07:13:11 MJ: The cannon definetlly
07:13:23 Devastator: Now why that guy wasn't on station before the cannon was even loaded..
07:13:36 MJ: Hmm, does the dad die perhaps?
07:13:37 Piecewise_: There is an order to things dev
07:13:44 Devastator: Yeah.
07:13:52 Piecewise_: traditions to be followed
07:13:53 Devastator: they gotta let the water leak out of this arrangement, though.
07:14:06 MJ: This music works really well
07:14:09 Devastator: This so could be the eighth.
07:14:31 MJ: god damn that was cool
07:14:34 Devastator: and that's cannon #17.
07:14:41 Devastator: well, there's the shell plant.
07:14:46 MJ: yup
07:14:49 Devastator: where's the powder mill?
07:15:15 MJ: Next to it?
07:15:23 Piecewise_: "No conquest without Labor" eh?
07:15:34 MJ: heh, nontoxic gunpowder
07:15:39 Devastator: This does kinda look like a society ready for a revolution.
07:15:43 MJ: yup
07:16:01 Piecewise_: I like how they eat lunch on the cannon's turret building thing
07:16:12 Devastator: ripped out of the newspapers.
07:16:13 MJ: Though then again it doesn't seem like they are directlly being attacked by anything
07:16:29 Piecewise_: Told ya
07:16:34 Piecewise_: cannon based economy
07:16:40 MJ: Hmm, maybe the enemy is long dead and they're just shelling nothing
07:17:03 Devastator: Good a target as any.
07:17:39 MJ: Hmm, so it's not even about efficency so much as something for them to do.
07:18:05 Devastator: They could do better than five or six shells a day if it was about efficiency.
07:19:07 MJ: Yeah
07:19:18 MJ: I do love their cannons on top of cannons asthetic
07:19:31 Devastator: cannons all the way down.
07:19:32 Piecewise_: Every house has a cannon
07:19:39 MJ: A cannon in every home
07:19:50 Piecewise_: heh
07:20:08 Piecewise_: so a "Moving city" is their target
07:20:14 MJ: Hmm, so it's 1984
07:20:29 Piecewise_: and they get a handful of shots out from each cannon each day, if that
07:20:43 Devastator: Yeah.
07:21:49 MJ: This is so damn good looking
07:21:52 Devastator: Yeah.
07:23:26 Devastator: uh oh.
07:23:33 MJ: ?
07:23:46 MJ: Awww, I'm kinda dissapointed that was it for that part
07:23:55 Devastator: It was good.
07:24:02 MJ: Unless there's like a stinger or something dubs?
07:24:08 MJ: But that was still quite good
07:24:10 Devastator: No way.
07:24:13 Devastator: It was good.
07:24:19 Piecewise_: nah
07:24:27 Piecewise_: So that was Memories
07:24:27 MJ: Cool.
07:24:32 MJ: That was quite good
07:24:47 Devastator: Yeah.
07:24:51 Devastator: gotta work on that turn now.
07:25:04 Piecewise_: I have another sci-fi anthology anime set here called "NEO TOKYO" if you guys would like to watch that next week or sometime like that
07:25:45 Devastator: That could so totally be the Eigthth.
07:25:47 MJ: I'm gonna be at formal next week, but week after that I'd be down.
07:25:55 Devastator: formal?
07:27:20 Devastator: MJ, I'll do your turn quick so you can see it.
07:27:52 MJ: Fraternity thing. Essentially it's one big weekend long party. Never been to one before so it should be interesting.
07:27:58 MJ: Cool.
07:43:12 Devastator: Ooh, bad one.
07:43:26 MJ: ah my luck had to turn eventually
07:46:49 Devastator: The bad part is it means little action, unless you want to try and solo them.
07:48:12 MJ: Hmm, dunkus might solo them, but he's got the influence of being a scout. so I think he would probably try to get the lizards to help and then fight.
07:49:27 Devastator: Doing your turn now, PW.
07:50:14 Devastator: Are you sure you want to try and take off from the water? You think you can fight while on or under the water better than the midnight bird, and it's tumbling down towards you. Trying to take off will put you at a disadvantage, as you need to try to take off.
07:53:43 Devastator: Might be away.
07:56:04 MJ: alright, I'm going to bed.
07:56:06 MJ: night
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08:00:25 Devastator: Heh. Well, good time for a one there.
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11:52:04 syv: Sorry for missing movie night. I was really tired a few hours before, so I decided to take a nap so I wouldn't be a zombie during the watching. Next thing I knew, it was almost seven, and my alarm (which I'm sure I turned on) was off, so I think I turned it off and immediately fell back asleep.
11:53:00 syv: Like I said, my sleep schedule is all kinds of F'd up. :(
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15:28:19 Piecewise__: GET OUT
15:28:25 ER: no u
15:29:59 Piecewise__: ok
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15:30:16 ER: *FF victory jingle*
17:44:33 Devastator: Heh.
17:45:39 ER: playing subnautica
17:46:17 ER: on permadeath for my first play, so a little stressful :P
17:47:01 Devastator: You'll be fine.
17:47:05 Devastator: gotta head off to work.
17:47:15 ER: <3
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