01:11:45 Devastator: Ghostrunning in spelunky is boring.
01:16:40 Devastator: looks like they went for the economy choice in Awful Hospital.
01:17:15 ER: I wanted the suit, but just because it looks cool and might mean we see her more
01:17:51 Devastator: I wanted one of the general ones because it's powers as the plot demands, really.
01:18:49 ER: Eh, might be an excuse to give us comically useless help more frequently.
03:20:40 Devastator: Ugh, hope that wasn't a mistake.
03:20:57 ER: mistakes are eternal and infinite
03:21:38 Devastator: Nah, it'll be pretty short-lived, but still a mistake.
03:21:38 ER: the closest you can get to not making mistakes is to not be like blue, but that still means making mistakes.
03:21:48 Devastator: What? Be like blue?
03:22:10 ER: aka "make all the mistakes"
03:22:32 ER: MISTAKES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE THEM AND I'LL TAKE AS MANY OF THEM AS I CAN THANKS
03:24:23 Devastator: Didn't Kyubei say that she would always be doomed each and every time she decided to become a magical girl?
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04:46:23 Devastator: Well, that was about time.
04:46:42 Devastator: someone apparently has done the large-scale crypto heist taking advantage of the hours-long transaction time.
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04:54:07 syv: 04:46:42
Devastator: someone apparently has done the large-scale crypto heist taking advantage of the hours-long transaction time.
04:54:16 syv: This is relevant to my interests. Linkie?
04:55:54 Devastator: In Tokyo a couple years ago.
04:57:04 Devastator: I don't have a good link yet.
04:57:41 Devastator: so not that many years.
04:59:47 syv: It sounds more like hackers just got access to a device which had the needed credentials to make a transfer.
05:00:47 Devastator: Well, yes. The time part is where it takes hours to realize it happened, which gives you plenty of time to ditch or transfer the loot away.
05:03:41 syv: Hmm. Steam says I got a bunch of comments responding to me, but apparently they're just responses to a thread for Frozen Synapse 2, in which I posted a bunch of game breaking bugs.
05:03:52 syv: Which reminds me that FS2 is a really really broken game.
05:05:15 Devastator: (I've never played FS 2.)
05:05:54 syv: Someone agreed with me that Chain snipers are horribly broken, because they have zero time to kill, instantly shooting and headshotting any enemy which enters their vision at any range. Which also, apparently, makes suppressors functional (they never work for other units).
05:06:49 syv: Amusingly, the person stating this said that the stealth part made them especially bad, when chain snipers are so good that they can 180 noscope shotguns sneaking up behind them, automatically.
05:06:58 Devastator: Man, ghostrunning is boring as fuck, but it does pay well.
05:07:44 Devastator: In spelunky, the time limit unkillable ghost upgrades any large gems it passes over into ones worth $5000, instead of the usual $800/$1000/$1200/$1600 values.
05:09:45 syv: Ah, and you have to wait for it?
05:12:09 ER: takes two minutes for it to show up
05:13:06 ER: dinner is some random cold pasta grabbed from the fridge, microwaved for a minute, and with some fancy cheese grated on it.
05:14:20 syv: Okay, I have DaS set up for a blind souls stream.
05:15:03 syv: twitch.tv/syvarrisvuthiama
05:15:39 syv: twitch.tv/syvarrisvutheniama
05:16:23 ER: yup, music, visual, and
syv voice
05:16:42 ER: could you turn your voice up a little?
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05:24:41 ER:
syv says hi Midnight jaguar
05:25:35 syv: Trying to get into asylum is hard when you can't see thay platform you have to jump to.
05:25:59 MidJag: also awww, I was expecting facecam+blindfold. :P
05:26:54 ER: I guess this way is strictly easier than playing while blindfolded
05:27:29 MidJag: heh. DOOM 3 Darksouls edition
05:29:33 MidJag: heh, why is the loading screen icon pink?
05:29:36 ER: had anyone beaten the game without a monitor, is the question
05:30:15 ER: OSCAR BACKSTABS BLACK KNIGHTS WHAT
05:31:36 MidJag: Fair enough, I mean making the loading screen madoka is fairly hard to resist. It's pretty perfect for DS.
05:33:17 ER:
Dev said that it should be blue instead, unfortunately the mod only has madoka
05:33:49 ER: I figured out how I would replace the loading sprite, but don't have the character sprites from grief syndrome
05:34:00 ER: otherwise I'd be able to make it myself
05:35:09 MidJag: why would blue be better?
05:35:17 MidJag: I would pick black personally
05:35:23 ER: because this is a foolish endeavor
05:35:28 MidJag: She can't fail until she gives up.
05:36:18 MidJag: You should see if the black knight will fight the demon
05:36:31 MidJag: Also is this the keeper demon your fighting
05:36:36 ER: well that would be L O R E appropriate
05:38:57 MidJag: also true
ER. But it's still somewhat true.
syv doesn't fail this challenge until he realizes how bad of an idea this is :P
05:40:08 MidJag: If someone invades you
syv, they're just going to die of laughter
05:44:49 MidJag: Man DS would be way easier with explosives. :P
05:46:19 ER: crestfallen sells black firebombs, weed, and big titanite.
05:46:34 ER: and probably some other stuff that doesn't matteer.
05:49:02 MidJag: I'm now curious what that is in DS
05:49:39 ER: forgot what it was called so I just said weed
05:50:25 ER: though it makes your stamina regen faster, so it's really more of a stimulant.
05:51:48 MidJag: hey, spray and pray
syv, spray and pray\
05:52:56 MidJag: hey wasn't that your blood stain?
05:54:32 ER: don't they give up if you just talk to alvena, or does agression override that?
05:55:46 ER: I mean they de-aggro if you just talk and don't join the covenant
05:56:05 ER: and the covenant can't then be broken cause you ain't in it
05:59:14 MidJag: Ah, you should fight havelbro sometime :P
06:03:34 ER: why does stone armor sound like plate armor when you're walking around in it
06:03:44 ER: stone on stone doesn't make that sound
06:04:49 MidJag: Maybe you have metal plates stuck on the parts that clang together :P
06:05:42 MidJag: I'm more just curious how your moving in solid stone armor
06:05:44 ER: this should be fun because I know the depths a lot better than you :P
06:06:06 MidJag: Maybe the DS dude is just an absolute unit. :P
06:07:04 ER: damn these mods in the depths is kinda a horror game
06:08:54 MidJag: I really should finish DS sometime.
06:11:02 MidJag: how did you get 10 estus?
06:11:16 ER: Basillisks should be fun like this
06:11:27 ER: he got 10 estus by kindling
06:12:08 ER: bleed is kinda his thing tbh
06:13:29 ER: the primal power of fire, everyone
06:13:50 ER: wonder what the GCFB looks like
06:14:45 ER: the weapon named halberd has the spear attack instead of the halberd attack
06:19:35 ER: why are there rats in boxes anyways
06:19:50 MidJag: it's like a a jack in a box.
06:20:03 MidJag: DS children are fucking hardcore
06:20:35 ER: oh yeah, you didn't kill big rat
06:20:48 ER: I always kill it with plunging
06:21:52 ER: only sells a limited number of the resins, unfortunately
06:22:54 Devastator: Ahh, blind souls is starting
06:22:58 Devastator: I'll be there later.
06:24:52 ER: the running forwards attack does an unreasonable amount of damage
06:25:51 ER: ...his jump up now reminds me
06:26:18 ER: imagine fighting Ludwig with the equivalent of this mod :P
06:26:42 MidJag: I wanna see that AOT fan game with this mod :P
06:27:19 ER: first person AoT game would be hell, darkness AoT game would be probably nor possible
06:27:40 MidJag: First person AOT could be really cool
06:27:56 MidJag: like watching a gynmansitcs event through a go pro
06:31:16 ER: how are the lines even supposed to be controlled?
06:31:27 MidJag: First person would be awesome.
06:31:35 MidJag: Just do it like spider man
ER
06:31:49 MidJag: Or through pelvis thrusting. Either one
06:32:23 ER: it would be a cool VR game, but it's not like you're aiming the lines with your hands cause you gotta be holding the swords
06:34:03 ER: put a crosshair on your screen
06:34:45 ER: try not getting hit by toxin darts~
06:36:21 ER: yeah it would be an interesting VR game
06:37:56 ER: yeah by the point where you're poise breaking barbarians you're probably just killing them
06:44:51 ER: yolo is literally wrong in this game
06:51:33 MidJag: nice yolo appears to work
06:55:41 MidJag: FPS DS works suprisnglly well
07:00:04 ER: okay so rather than do this you can just "have the master key"
07:00:28 ER: or get past one black knight and two drakes
07:01:05 MidJag: hmmm, I think I'm gonna go to bed soon
07:02:01 MidJag: This really does make DS a horror game
07:07:20 syv: Hope it was at least somewhat entertaining.
07:07:28 syv: Sorry I'm not better at BT, I usually skip it.
07:07:55 MidJag: I found that quite entertainig
07:08:56 ER: I tend to do depths and upper blighttown, just because picking up useless loot gives me happy.
07:09:32 syv: BT does have
PW, which is amazing, sO i usually do it in challenge runs just for that.
07:09:42 ER: I always do that hard jump for the Iato, even though I dislike that weapon and never use it
07:10:09 syv: I considered that, but then remembered that I've successfully done that jump like five times ever, while sighted.
07:10:22 syv: And also, I have no idea where to go from there.
07:10:29 ER: I think I've gotten it mostly consistant now
07:11:04 ER: that's a platform right above that ladder. The ladder that you killed everything at the bottom of
07:11:28 syv: So it would actually be a wonderful, wonderful place to jump to.
07:12:11 ER: I don't think anything can reach you there, so maybe just stand there and wait for stuff to fall off ledges. :P
07:12:58 syv: Yeah, until the toxin guys find me.
07:13:10 syv: Or possibly all of them path to the latter and wait below.
07:13:29 syv: Might be something to try, though. Toxin guys might fall down and die.
07:14:05 syv: Too bad you can't grab ladders in midair.
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07:15:10 ER: i bet sekiro can grab ladders in midair :V
07:16:40 ER: she has at least 1/6 chances
07:18:23 syv: Man, even
Dev's pacifist magical girl character is more acrobatic than the Chosen Undead.
07:19:12 ER: Chosen Undead: can kill gods, can't jump or climb.
07:20:42 syv: Back when you ran the RTD souls thing for me, you should've just refused all my climbing actions on account of that.
07:21:15 ER: but that would just be using DS game logic and that's boring
07:22:34 ER: have andre sell you climbing tools and a bunch of rope, just climb the cliff up to anor londo the old fashioned way. :P
07:23:05 syv: Climb down from Parish, just go camping next to the little stream down there.
07:24:51 syv: Oh,
ER, didn't you figure out how to put IRC's text in the stream? Did that overlay it over the game's window too?
07:25:20 syv: If I did that I wouldn't have to check my phone to see statements, which would be nice.
07:25:33 ER: Oh yeah, there was some way involving reading from a .txt that's logging
07:25:50 ER: no, that doesn't display on the game windo though
07:26:33 syv: Ah well. Maybe there's another way.
07:26:37 ER: Could run your game in windowed and have the IRC also windowed
08:08:33 Devastator: Sorry, friend walked in the door.
08:09:18 Devastator: blind souls still running?
08:10:36 syv: Nah. Both
ER &
MJ got bored.
08:10:42 syv: I can put it back up, though.
08:10:59 Devastator: Wouldn't mind if you're still playing it.
08:11:06 syv: ...Currently hashing out some Sophia stuff in PM, but
ER may benefit from time to think?
08:12:28 syv: I want to make a dirty joke here, but it'd be inappropriate. Plus she's going to die a violent death long before having sex.
08:13:54 syv: Yeah, if anyone tries to change that in game, it's not going to end well.
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08:17:43 Devastator: not going to want to do anything worse than play horror movie monster.
08:18:10 Devastator: Yeah, if the werewolf thing goes through.
08:24:02 Devastator: If it's not public knowledge, might conduct a robbery or something. Unless it's the whole family.
08:25:23 Devastator: in that case, doing something as a werewolf would bring down unwanted heat.
08:34:09 Devastator: Also, since there's been irritation from the others not using their powers, I'd like her to find a moment where she realizes that she, herself, cannot be trusted with her power. One a little stronger than that volleyball. That's what I think I was missing from nobody telling her those were people on the flying car.
08:35:03 syv: Well, werewolf will accomplish *that*
08:36:30 Devastator: Werewolf has the extra fun of hitting 'This is my life now, I'm a horrible monster.'
08:39:21 Devastator: That said, though, even when you've done stuff like that, you'll still have days where you'll enjoy it and can be positive about it. Even if it's a horrible mistake. So I'm not planning on spending twenty turns dwelling on nothing but sadness.
08:41:37 ER: Try to have a happy middle to your story, because we already know the ending isn't a happy one.
08:42:39 Devastator: Lots of sadness, but I'll hope for some happy moments in there.
08:43:05 syv:
ER's not saying much, so I think I'll return to DaS.
08:43:41 ER: Might be moer talkative later
08:47:24 syv: It's up. Beep me when you start to wstch.
08:47:36 syv: twitch.tv/syvarrisvutheniama
08:49:53 Devastator: I'll send them to you that way.
08:59:35 ER: when you get to the guy inside the pot, think you'll want to run left rather than right
09:02:38 ER: I'm saying that if you go left you won't be able to get onto the stone bridge, pretty sure. It's basically a dead end.
09:23:08 Devastator: You need the Phial of Galadriel.
09:25:32 Devastator: 'and the lava kinda vaguely glows'
09:25:54 ER: Quaelaag is a frikkin balrog now
09:26:41 Devastator: it showed the one ring duing that load screen.
09:28:36 ER: at this rate you'll get the server
09:32:06 ER: the server is pretty much as far away from quaelaag you can get
09:33:57 Devastator: Is there a sky above you?
09:34:05 ER: great now you're turned around again!
09:35:52 Devastator: It might help you navigate if you can see anything above you.
09:37:36 ER: the flaming furysword doesn't glow, great
09:42:34 ER: yeah you can't buy unlimited number of pineapple resin
09:44:35 Devastator: "That's a wall, That's a giant spidew.."
09:45:10 Devastator: tsk, you were doing good there.
09:45:25 ER: yeah fire paste is easy to accumulate
09:46:13 ER: You could buy flash sweat from laurentius, given that you won't be using that spell slot for attacks.
10:00:22 Devastator: Just be glad you can't get webbed.
10:01:22 ER: Probably better off fighting this spider lady than me and
dev's spider lady
10:01:35 Devastator: Has the maneater hit her yet?
10:01:44 Devastator: Well, this one's bigger, but the other one's much faster and meaner.
10:02:37 Devastator: of course giant spiders can wallclimb.
10:04:05 Devastator: was going to tel lyou to just get the kill and stop sitting back.
10:04:49 Devastator: 'Is the stream off, or did it just get darker again?'
10:06:26 Devastator: Now you know why spelunkers have three-plus different light sources.
10:08:58 Devastator: does it get better if you enhance the bonfire?
10:09:40 Devastator: wonderful for you, maybe.
10:13:24 Devastator: ..although, I remember being slightly freaked in this area, too.
10:13:42 ER: taking the firekeeper soul or killing quaelaag
10:14:58 Devastator: awfully good those torches are there.
10:15:03 Devastator: Nah, the place with the grate.
10:20:29 Devastator: descriptive name, that.
10:22:19 Devastator: leap of faith eleveator, there.
10:34:11 ER: if anything I always underestimate the giants
10:37:14 Devastator: Don't forget I beat it hitless.
10:42:13 Devastator: Not too much longer. Staying awake, but looking at other stuff.
10:46:20 Devastator: 'because having a bunch of flames waved in my face will really help with the blindness.'
10:49:55 Devastator: Aight, thanks for the stream.
10:53:12 Devastator: Yeah, that was fun. I'll stream some DS III next week, although you don't care about that.
10:53:16 Devastator: I hope Nak sticks around.
10:54:03 syv: I got the gargoyle's halberd, so that'll prolly be my main weapon after the normal halberd.
10:54:15 syv: It's pretty much the best halberd, aside from the BKH.
10:54:17 Devastator: Is that different than the tail axe?
10:54:27 Devastator: Can you farm for the BKH?
10:54:56 syv: Yeah. Tail axe is a longer axe with weird R2s, garg halberd is the actual halberd rhey attack with, and it has good base damage/scaling.
10:55:07 syv: You can, but only in the very last area.
10:55:25 Devastator: So basically a no, then.
10:55:30 syv: Don't think I've killed the relevant knight, so I can go back and get him with 10 humanities.
10:55:47 syv: And the covetous gold, which is the Sen's ring I mentioned.
10:56:13 Devastator: Hmm, the wiki says it's terrible.
10:56:28 Devastator: Is it mistaken, or is that deliberately misleading?
10:56:28 syv: I *could* savescum to guarantee the BKH.
10:57:14 syv: Yeah, Fextralife is absolutely junk.
10:57:24 Devastator: Where's the real wiki then?
10:57:41 syv: The garg halberd, sure, that's debatable kinda. But the BKH is the *best* PvE weapon in the game.
10:59:16 syv: Yeah, that's laughable. Elemental weapons outdamage it, what? Maybe eight years ago.
11:00:36 Devastator: Maybe you should crystal the garg halberd.
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11:02:13 syv: Crystallizing weapons is a baaad idea, especially uniques like the garg halberd.
11:02:38 syv: It's only a slight damage boost, especially if you don't spend a slab on it, and it'll break.
11:03:10 syv: Maybe for me by then it wouldn't break too fast, since crystal is late and the durability isn't *too* bad, but I don't need it, either.
11:03:41 Devastator: oh, just wanted it to be fun.
11:05:04 syv: There's plenty of great uniques, anyway, so it's not like the loss of one slab is crippling.
11:06:06 syv: ...I'll probably +15 the great scythe, too, since I love the weapon and want to see how it plays in first person.
11:08:30 Devastator: well, go with what you find fun.
11:11:34 syv: I wonder if O&S will be pitch black.
11:11:56 syv: I assume not, since they largely don't have lighting effects. Gwyn probably will be, 'cause of his flaming sword.
11:12:32 syv: But then O&S are kinda just *the* boss to stack challenges on.
11:15:27 syv: Memetically hardest, popular.
11:16:14 Devastator: what boss is unpopular? Other than Iron Golem.
11:22:33 Devastator: That's what we should watch.
11:32:24 syv: Why not watch My Little Pony?
11:35:29 syv: Well then, a reason to watch Evil Dea would be "enuff murder".
11:35:40 syv: Well then, a reason to watch Evil Dea would be "enuff murder".
11:35:56 syv:
Dev, would Dead have enuff murder?
11:37:03 Devastator: Chainsaw arm is enough murder.
11:38:54 Devastator: Although it is pretty heavy on the comedy too.
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12:36:10 ER: I think that I might not like January very much.
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16:44:18 midnightjaguar: I would totally watch the evil dead.
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23:21:43 Devastator: Should cut a deal with this elder thing.
23:21:50 Devastator: Or if it can't negotiate, arrange for some way to eat it.
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